#what the frick dude

[becca4leafclover]

oh my god someone in my dorm just went down the hall whistling Death's tune from Puss in Boots 2 and I have never been so terrified

[unbeleevable]

Are you having fun, wiggle worm~? Pretending you're so immune to teases? You know it's foolish to start a tease war with a ler, don't you? Of course you do.

You know you're going to get wrecked. You know you're going to get tickled until you're a blushy, melty mess. And you know you're going go be teased relentlessly the entire way through. And you absolutely adore that idea~.

That's what makes you so cute! I can't help but tease one so eager! You're very precious and very ticklish, my dear giggle-bug~

(ALL /P)

(/j /nm)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BRUH

Wowzers! That was amazing info! I'm so glad we could have this amazing chat! (As soon as you're out of this ler mood, it's over)

[farther-north]

So I finished The Magnus Archives today... safe to say that I'm not doing great

[princesskkfish]

I just finished the hero of ages and I’m NOT OK

[randomnameless]

WDYM only Alain can get the killing blow on Baltro???

TFW the Tricorns keep on whacking him to no avail, ditto with Magellan :(

even if plot wise it makes sense

@pandp-author Feathershields are absolutely ridiculous lol, Fodoquir basically exists and makes mage teams/teams where Sorceress try their "surprise you're frozen !" combo completely meaningless !

Sanatio's healing is completely stupid too lol, too bad we can't play more maps with the angels/feathered people, because they're fun to use!

I'll make a more detailed post about the epilogue later but plot wise for the final chapter, as expected, Gharnef Baltro backstabs the Red Emperor, it is revealed Ilenia - Alain's mom - survived in the prologue, but Red Emperor Galerius Galvius when defeated body/soul hopped on hers so she became his unwilling medium (which raises all sorts of questions here, when Alain kills Galvius during the "Rescue Scarlett" mission, did he aleady kill Ilenia and Baltro resurrected her, but she's somehow still alive and not a zombie?) but ultimately she is free when Baltro uses Galvius' soul to open the "gate to the netherworld" or something, to use the souls of the Zenoiran currently in limbo as fuel for his spells.

Given how Baltro notes that the Cornian Royal fam has the blood of the Maiden who survived the sacrifice of the Unicorn and its curse 800 years ago, I guess he implies that is the reason why Ilenia makes for a better host than the random Valmore - the previous human who was Galvius' host - but then it raises the question of Giethe hunting Virginia : wouldn't she have been used as a spare ? Granted, given how Galvius incarnates in the flesh of people who defeat him, the only way to incarnate in Virginia would be for either her or a random to kill Galvius while he's using Ilenia's body (and Virginia would later kill the random).

So I guess if Giethe brought her head Baltro would have been "you dumb fuck", but Alcina's plan to uwu with Gerard in Alain's body wouldn't put a dent in his plans, since he could get rid of Gerard in Alain's body to put Galvius instead if needed.

As cheesy as it was, I liked how the plot unfolded here - despite his "perfect lord" appearances, Alain still wants revenge for his mom and didn't forget what happened 10 years ago : if the player chooses to give Alain his vengeance, despite learning the plot and the truth about Zenoira, he... actually kills his mother, and Baltro is still Baltroing around.

If he acts as the better person and the "saviour", he tries to offer mercy to Galvius, despite him killing his mother and plunging the continent in a sea of blood, which gives Baltro the occasion and opportunity to betray Galvius, thus freeing Ilenia without killing her, and it gives the party the occasion to kill/banish him to oblivion instead.

The usual "follow the plot = you're rewarded + vengeance is meaningless" trope.

Of course I can't talk about the final map without ranting about the green NPCs that are here to "help" you - nice nod to have them be Drakengardians to echo Gilbert's earlier (at the end of arc 2!) words of sending Drakengard's help to help Cornia when it will be needed - sure his help is green units + Hermann (one of his retainer that is blue this playable \o/) but it's a nice nod to the former plot and you can honeypot about the political ramifications of this move (the Liberation Army led by the Cornian prince helped free Drakengard, so now the Drakengard Army will help the Cornian prince to free his country?).

No such lines about the enemy Bestrals - who as Bestrals can't be soul snatched - who are recruited by Dyna who basically tells them "wtf dudes stop fighting with them and join us instead!" but I confess I laughed at their names (il y en a qui s'appelle Paulo mdr, pourquoi pas Bébert pendant qu'on y est?).

Too bad the named minibosses aren't more developped, but I wonder if in the Norbelle aka worst ending we get to fight Reimann and pals instead.

Oh well, I'll have other occasions to replay that map to get the different endings - at least the normal one on this PT (the one where Alain kills Galvius but fights off the possession thanks to his magical plot ring that resonates with the plot ring of his partner).

[dreamweave01]

HOW THE FRIGGIN HECK DID YOU KNOW?????!!!!!

CAN YOU READ MINDS?????

LIKE HOW THE FORK DID YOU GUESS THIS?!?????!

I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS GOING TO HAVE A MULLET???!?!!?!?!!

HOW?????????

[ladyelainehilfur]

yoooooo not to yuck anyone's yum but what on God's green earth is going on with the Thea Sisters franchise.

[pigeon-quill]

not to post about a niche asmr series on main but the Dark Prince series subverting the "it's a fantasy setting so everyone is vaguely english" trope with Illyian being casually American and no one ever addressing it is iconic

[peppergrim]

Penny voicing Shadow kinda sounds like Sonic trying to imitate Shadow's voice

I'm sorry I can't unhear it LOLL

[lighthouseborn]

i almost made a post like "henry in every verse: which is the most outcast/misunderstood group so i can befriend them" but then it's like. it's not even intentional he doesn't seek out the underdog like, On Purpose, he just. magnetizes in that direction. he's just like this.

[blindbisexualgoose]

Me: *procrastinating on ao3* I should get motivated. If the universe sends me a sign I’ll start doing my work.

ao3: *goes down*

Me: Ok well fuck you

[randomwords247]

You ever just rewatch a movie you loved as a kid as an adult who's been through some of lifes struggles, and suddenly the movie hits you right in the heart and you cry multiple times throughout it even at moments you didn't cry as a kid?

Yeah

[bronzebtch]

btw im like... deranged. delusional. what have you's. when i say i'll bend canon to my will, i will. like i love making up so many AUs from just one (1) small change — and yes, i will try my best to fit into the timeline that's been given — but if u wanna change the whole plot, the whole story of what canon was [possibly from us creating a whole wild AU that would change the inevitable plot], i'm down for it. do not ever be scared because i am not. i am so excited to write with all of you, and i am so excited to be fearless with a lot of you too <3

[sirompp]

[aliens-took-my-iwa-chan]

when you write a whole fic with the intention of posting it and then you realize that it is like. way too similar to a thing you watched on yt a while back.

so does this mean I just cant post it or…?

[kasey-writes-stuff]

Screw the sidemen everyone can’t stand the sidemen