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just got estonia jumpscared by kris' ig stories ???? how dare he do that to me personally
#this is the second time joker out have estonia jumpscared me this week#starting to think they might not hate estonia actually#spelling aitäh correctly and adding a heart and shit...#what kind of cruel joke is this#yes nace and jure shared it too but i saw the kris one first and it took me out#wdym they know my country exists
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So apparently I have dry + sensitive + OILY SKIN?!
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I just wanna play TOTK...but instead I gotta work.
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16
As in. As in the exact age my source got famous at, 16. As in the age everyone keeps pretending he still is and getting surprised that he's an adult and calling him a child in the YouTube comments over.
As in the age he is eternally frozen in because that's when he blew up and when most pictures/articles were made and circulating.
16, as in, 16, as in the comments like "you'll always be 16 to me king 💕" that people think are normal to leave for some reason, because he is to the Internet, forever 16
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????
the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?
#i made a textpost#what kind of cruel joke is this#*turns to my source* oh other Tommy we're really in it now#IT'S NOT EVEN ONE YEAR OFF. IT'S EXACT#dude. wtf
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Cruel and Unusual Punishments (the PSA episode).
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen zhuliu#The pay off of the juicebox finally comes to fruition. Wen Zhuliu was diabetic and trying to mange his low blood sugar.#The theme of WWX's revenge kills is 'cruel and unusual punishments' which is very much what I'd consider this to be.#I know this is a funny jokes blog and a funny jokes comics but:#Hypoglycemia is a serious medical emergency. Do *not* prank anybody who relies on quick sugars by hiding their stuff.#I am lovingly skipping the other brutal torture scenes in this episode <3 They happened off screen but I'm not ready to draw that.#This is the end for Wen Zhuliu. Mr. Core melting hand more like...uh...Snore Smelting hand (got 'em)#He feels like such a dominating and threatening force - and he has a lasting impact within the story.#And yet he is so spineless. He really is just the attack dog at the heels of the Wen Clan.#For all the airs he gives off about not *really* being 100% down with everything going on - he still goes along with it.#It's the most pathetic kind of evil in this world.#Rest uneasy in your grave Wen Zhuliu. No peace for you.
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The concept of queerbaiting annoys me. I was told that it refers to a work of fiction pretending to cater to a queer audience but then pulling back from it to avoid alienating homophobes, which is an incredibly specific thing. But a lot of people seem to think that it instead means "any time there's any gay subtex, metaphor, or ambiguity" or "whenever something from 1995-2012 was being a normal amount of homophobic for the era."
#I've secondhand seen the way Sherlock...was.#And yeah that's very pointedly cruel to the audience.#But not everything is that aware of its following to point by point mock them for half an hour.#And I think people forget that for a period there was a unique combination of awareness of gay people and homophobia bad#and a severe need to avoid being perceived as gay (and sometimes homophobic) at the same time#while it was ALSO very acceptable to treat the existence of gay people and homophobia or discomfort with both as a joke#so that whole wink wink nudge nudge dance was a huge thing in some of the 90s and earlier 2000s#and sometimes by doing that people accidentally made it seem even more fucking gay.#Or on purpose. People also forget that yeah gay people could exist as a joke but they couldn't be casual protags or w/e.#It wasn't really done like that.#I think what it's really proof of is that the 90s/early 2000s is long enough ago that people have become illiterate to the cultural cues.#When comedians complain 'you cant make jokes anymore' sometimes this is the exact thing they're referring to.#Gay people being on TV or in books isn't some funny joke you make anymore. Just being gay or seen as gay isn't the punchline it used to be.#People are shitty about it still but it's in a different way now. Being gay isn't as much the big embarrassment it used to be.#Gay tv shows and books are a whole market now. And stuff like Sherlock or supernatural were made right in the middle of that shift.#It's the only way you could position a strategy like this. I don't know if that cultural moment really exists anymore.#Audience backlash is also more massive and in real time.#Now instead of mockery at the idea of idk Dr house md being gay conservatives would see it as a 'culture war' thing.#And non conservatives are more vocal and more liable to criticize. TV shows are seen as keepers of culture in ways they weren't before.#I don't know how to describe it exactly. I'm not an expert and I know I'm missing some pieces or things I wanted to point out.#But yeah I just think people kind of. Forgot how people treated gayness as some kind of cootie disease you had to say#You didn't have really hard all the time. People are still sort of like that but idk the language changed.#A lot of talk about homophobia and queerness is very pseudo-academic now. The distancing happens with different signifiers.#But. Yeah.#☠️#I also think queerbaiting requires a specific kind of intent as a marketing strategy.#Instead of the more likely 'well we have an unintended gay following now so I guess we can throw in some fanservice#the network would literally never allow us to do anything with it even if we wanted to though.'
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to the anon who told me that my trans characters are problematic … good, lmao !!!!!
that’s kind of the whole point of the characters that I write. They’re flawed. They’re bad people. Given that there is an increasing lack of critical thinking and understanding of nuance in society today … yeah sorry you think my trans men based off of my own experiences are problematic. they’re supposed to be. human beings by nature are problematic.
I refuse to sanitize my fiction to appeal to the moral masses. I am not comforted by relatability and unwavering righteousness. when everything is an idol and a beacon of goodness how am I supposed to be able to look at myself in my wretchedness and be happy. and be satisfied. I find comfort in the very human way that my characters interact with the world. Other people have too.
In short: eat shit
#sorry this isn’t my usual vibe#had to stop being silly for a moment#and be serious#because it isn’t a fucking joke#my characters are not problematic for being trans men who do imperfect things#I am not the poster boy for trans men#nobody should be#stop trying to moralize my human experience#stop trying to fit me into a box or a mold which you find acceptable#I will be kind and cruel and lovely and wretched in turn#if you don’t like my characters simply do not engage#there’s the door#hghghhh#sorry everybody#text post#casposting#queer talk#trans talk#also the blog is called TRANSprincecaspian what the fuck is anyone expecting
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#talk that talk#he literally confessed his crush on my sister#wow ok. do i mean nothing to u#is this some kind of cruel joke#why is it always me#why can’t i be what someone wants#why is it so hard to be desired
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family all pushed me to go look at a car and apply for the car even though i knew i would not be approved and i would get attached to it and whaddya know i was not approved and i got attached to it and for all the pushing they did for me to try and get this car none of them want to cosign. fuck you guys
#i told them i didnt want to see it i didnt wsnt to apply and then they pressured me into going and applying and even test driving it and#then getting my hopes up and its like guys you knew i wouldnt be approved what was the point of this#i make 20 thousand a year and ive only had a credit card for 4 months. this was just kind of a cruel game you played on me#the software basically laughed at me he barelt even finished saying that it can take a few hours to know if youre approced before it#instsntly came back like youre fucking joking right#and anywags ive been upset about it today. i love that car a lot.#and i do need a new car. my car could last awhile but i also have a feeling it will not survive the winter.#theres been 3 insrances in the pwst year where it has just not started. theres something going on with the battery#theres holes in it from rust big enough to put your hand in#the repairs for it would be thousands of dollars#and its quite frankly not worth it for this car#like it was a 5000 dollar car when we got it. it was already not a great car#i know cosigning is a big deal i . just hoped since they were so so pushy about it that they would throw me a bone.
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what made you stan the lov?
ask me again when its 2am and post bong rip
#jokes lol#i have always been drawn to darker and grey characters#im bad at putting this kind of stuff into words but they are all beautiful bittersweet complex characters#who are also misunderstood and misrepresented#a lot of ppl also forget that many of them are so young navigating a cruel system that is supported by pillars of quirk hierarchy/#corruption/discrimination/and etc. but i see them as who they are! some kids who just wanna make the world an easier place to live in :-(#also horikoshi how are you going to show the audience the lov's backstory full of neglect/tragedy/hatred for humanization purposes and then#u know what nvm#we lost sight of the plot
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the last part of arlecchino's character short is giving bsd atsushi's orphanage director but i dont know how to feel about that
#basically this orphanage director was needlessly cruel to him supposedly to make at.sushi hate him so much that he'd be motivated#to live on because of spite and anger (iirc at least). all it really did was give him crippling self worth issues but like#when he finds out about the death of the director and the truth of what happened all those years he becomes kinda mired in conflicting feel#feelings etc. which makes the whole thing interesting but i dont know whether that kind of story would be good for arle#idk how much genuine caring i want her to display. bc that orphanage director really thought he was doing the best course of action lol#also on the other hand. this director's story is there because u're supposed to care about at.sushi，whom it affected，and not the director h#himself. so idk whether a similar gimmick would be good for arle. well anyways we'll see#on another note nobody has made this joke under the youtube video and i'm very surprised and impressed#but on bilibili: you can add like rolling comments on top of the video itself and when the blonde kid in rags shows up at the end#the ENTIRE SCREEN blows up with 'kakavasha is that you????' comments. help lmao#people have one braincell and it's hsr crossover#personally if aventurine came into genshin i would drop kick him into the next universe i just dont care for him as a character but whateve#ramblings!#arlecchino#genshin impact#NO MORE THOUGHTS. finals jail. bye
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my urge to design characters vs my absolute inability to draw anything as tangible as a living animal including any type of humanoid
#im blaming it on the aphantasia tbh#i am so good at imagining anything *except* visuals what kind of cruel joke is to pair that with an unstoppable craving to create visual art
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I've done really simple hand weaving before, more than a few times, but (and maybe this is due to me having always made my own flimsy cardboard looms) this just feels more Real. Like. That is absolutely fabric. It is sturdy. It is warm when it is over my lap as I work. And I'm just. Taken with it.
Humans are flipping amazing. 4 days ago I didn't know how to do this literally at all and now I can make fabric.
It's also keeping me off my phone which is fantastic for reducing my tiktok usage but terrible for my reply rate to friends. 😬🫡
I also am now incorporating stretch breaks.
#personal#i keep hearing Gene Belcher#“THIS IS ME NOW.”#can't believe i go back to work tomorrow#and cant spend the whole day#exercising cooking and crocheting#what kind of cruel world...#the last week has been paradise#if the women of the past had to go to the office WHOMST would have invented CLOTHING???#this is a joke#and yet.......
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Oh I have consumed too much Christian discourse I need to have gay sex immediately
#it is an ecclesiastical emergency#original#i got more or less the answers i needed and a good deal more i didn't need. it all comes down to faith now.#which is to say faith is rather hard to debate and so i am politely excusing myself now#it was a cult i grew up in too much discourse is bad for the belly#at least the christian kind anyway. i doubt I'd have such a reaction to buddhist discourse but either way all the religions appear to have#the same amount of conclusive evidence. which is to say they are faiths so they don't work on an evidence based system#but the REAL point here is i feel kinda gross now and my immediate instinct is to suck a thousand dicks#boy i really have changed huh#hmmmmmmm#i have limited options because i am very sick but I'll just have to like. suck a dick for the devil later i guess.#dicks....#i tried to take in more of the densely philosophical responses - which to their credit were apparently well made and with good will#but my brain started shutting down and was like i need my tongue to be. in a cunt. NOW.#fuckin A#shitpost#anyway i still think if there is a god then he is a real bastard. which i think is actually what Gnosticism is!#but as interesting as that would be i think there are enough cruel and powerful beings to explain things as is#man i miss sucking cock i need to work on getting healthier just for that. it's not that it's hard to find cock it's that i would rather#something something funny joke than go on grindr again. yipes. not my bag personally
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"hey HEY what do you have in your mouth!!! sit SIT. SPIT IT OUT GIVE IT—" but instead of talking to a dog it's me about my parents using the word overstimulated as nothing but another way to make fun of our anxious traumatized dog for doing things they find inconvenient or unreasonable or illogical (and, by extension, everyone who uses the term for legitimate reasons). (WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY HEAR IT BECAUSE I DON'T USE IT AROUND THEM On Purpose BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'D BE ANNOYING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#cannot stress enough that they are ill informed. they do not know what they're talking about and would not accept it if i told them#they're not accomodating to sensory needs and do not fucking know the context of capital o Overstimulation in regards to like. ppl with#sensory difficulties. like. c'mon man. if i told you i was overstimulated you'd tell me it wasn't that bad and i should just sit still and#shut up. but suddenly it's fine when you're making jokes about??? completely unrelated things??? i mean. dogs can probably be#overstimulated. i think everyone can in kind of a general sense. but they act like her getting up from the couch or smth is some frantic#strange action. they're super fucking weird about her actually they'll like. tease(?) her about how needy and pathetic and unloved she is#and how 'traumatized' she is and how that makes her act in ways that bother them in kind of an eye roll-y way which like.#SHE *IS* TRAUMATIZED. WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT SHE HAS REASON TO ACT LIKE THIS#like 'haha she's soooo afraid we'll abandon her she's so ridiculous' what like how she was ditched as a puppy and lived on the streets for#like a year? you don't think that could've affected her at all#fucking psych major bullshit ass. 'formative experiences actually don't affect you lol' go fuck yourself#im not saying you can't tease your pets but they're treating her like her anxiety and even basic affection seeking is some huge burden#when it's absolutely not. they just want to be mean to her because they don't want her to act that way and don't care about how she feels#because they think they know better and she has no immediate reason to feel that way. god i wonder if THAT has any relevance to how they#raised their children. christ on a cracker man what the fuck#how to create an environment where your children feel safe expressing their problems (a goal they supposedly have):#1) not whatever this shit is. what the fuck is wrong with you#look maybe it doesn't sound that bad but it's been going on for years and it's been pissing me off for years. they're so cruel and for what#it's such a double standard. our other (male) dog seeks affection about as often and they don't ever make fun of him for it#and they've gotten more and more entitled about her showing affection. like it's commanded now. it's gross to me okay i don't like it#she's a sweet and kind and loving girl and i don't get why they feel the need to act like her wanting their love is so horrible when they#literally want that from her and scold her when she doesn't do it#this general attitude that ppl are over exaggerating their trauma or their feelings or their needs/wants/boundaries is so pervasive w them#that complete disregard for/invalidation of how others feel if you can't personally relate to or understand it. the mockery and cruelty#they wouldn't do it if she could understand them. i think they just like having that power over smth small that loves them#so *i* have to be like 'ohhh i love u ur so good!! im so happy ur here' to her to balance it and then thats also seen as ridiculous. wtf#skrunks' parents be considerate and introspective to ppl without risk of rejection if unkind & also don't be ableist challenge (impossible)#they will call low/no empathy ppl frightening monsters and then do this shit. empathy is not necessary for kindness and frankly if that's#your only reason to care about the wellbeing of others i think that's worse. bitch IM low empathy. at least i give a shit#im so glad my mom didnt puruse psychology after her bachelor's she woulda hurt so many people. or maybe she'd be better idk. fucks sake
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You can’t keep spreading the long California agenda they’re gonna put you in Area 51 for knowing too much
You mean Area 50? Because there are only 49 states in my America. Which is also your America. America in general.
There is no state of Oregon, there's only Long California and Thick Idaho, anything else is a lie. Washington shares a border with California. If you see any space in-between the two that is an alien void, a hallucination as a result of a rip in the space time continuum sent from waaaaay outer space and if you step in it you get space yoinked across the galaxy and fed to the black holes because they get realllllly hungry when they're sad, and as we all know black holes are always sad because they're always hungry. I'm telling you this for your safety Oregon is the cover for the black hole humgry program that feeds it silly humans who believe in Oregon. Don't let your trusting heart be your destruction, as far too many do. I'm just trying to look out for you :(
If it costs myself, it's a price I'm willing to pay
#unreality#(joke aside oregon is real. this whole post is a joke)#quil's queries#nonsie#some of you are going to be saddened by the sad hungry black holes and go willingly and I can't stop you#i can't save you from your kindness#nor would I be so cruel as to try#but I want you to make these choices aware of what you're choosing#oregon is a trap. it's not real california goes all the way up there#'oregon' is a rip in the space time continuum
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