#what is up with these 🩳

[existingingrey]

Nothing much just wanted to drop these here

[w2soneshots]

willne x reader smut whilst theyre on vacation together

⛱️🛫⛵️🗺️👙🩳

i needdddd..😣

Incredible -Willne

words: 0.8k+

warnings: smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), overstimulation, aftercare.

summary: you and your boyfriend enjoy some sexy time while on holiday.

notes: hi babe! You ask and I deliver🫶🏼. When I wrote my first Will fic I didn’t really know much about him but I’m hoping that I grasped his personality better in this?😭. Anyways, enjoy!!❤️‍🔥

Two days ago me and my long time boyfriend Will arrived in Italy for a week long holiday. We'd been thinking about it for a little while and when we finally got some time off work we immediately booked it. The hotel we're staying in is absolutely beautiful and last night we went out for dinner and ate the most amazing food. So far the trip has been a dream.

Tonight we have a reservation at a cute little restaurant that's just a five minute walk from where we're staying. I put on a nice dress along with some comfortable heels.

"You look fuckin' incredible." Will complemented as he stood behind me, his arms snaking around my waist and his head resting on my shoulder as I did one final check of my outfit in the floor length mirror. I smiled, turning around in his grasp. "Don't look too bad yourself." I winked. A cheeky smirk spread across his face.

Just seconds after we walked into the restaurant a waiter came up to us. "Hello there! Do you have a reservation?" He asked kindly. "Uh yes. Under Lenney." Will replied. "Ah yes! Right this way." He led us to an outdoor table. It was the kind of place that had really good vibes. Warm lighting illuminated the space and the view was stunning. "Thank you." I smiled politely as we took our seats, Will pulling mine out for me like a proper gentleman.

We ordered our drinks and chatted away. I noticed a cute older couple that was just a few tables away, they looked so happy and in love which is what I hope me and Will will be like when we're there age.

"You alright love?" Will asked, snapping me out of my thoughts. "What? Oh- yeah. Just thinking about what it'd be like to grow old with you." He laughed lightly. "Well I know for a fact you're still going to be hot as fuck so we have absolutely nothing to worry about." He said. I shook my head, chuckling. "You're a dick."

After eating our food we headed back to the hotel, not before taking a little detour to admire the pretty view once again. As soon as we walked into the room I kicked my heels off. Will did the same.

I felt strong hands on my hips just before I made it to the bed. I turned around with a smirk. He raised his eyebrows at me. My fingers traveled from his shoulder all the way down to the hand on my hip, I slowly moved it onto my ass. Keeping eye contact the entire time.

Quickly his other hand grabbed the back of my thigh and he swiftly lifted me off the ground. I shrieked and then giggled as he pressed me up against the wooden wardrobe door. He kissed me from my jaw to my chest and finally coming back up to connect our lips. The kiss was deep and passionate. Both of my arms wrapped around his neck as I pulled him impossibly closer.

After a few minutes Will moved us to the bed, gently laying me down as my hands fell to his muscular shoulders. He slowly made his way down my body; bringing my dress with him until I was in my panties and nothing else. "I'll never get bored of you." He whispered as he removed his clothes, now standing. My cheeks blushed.

Once he was completely naked he crawled on top of me; holding himself up using his forearms. My fingers racked through his hair, massaging his scalp. Slowly one of his hands disappeared between us and he removed my underwear before he reached my clit. I gasped as his fingertips made contact with the bundle of nerves.

"My pretty girl." He husked, admiring my face as my eyes rolled to the back of my head in pure pleasure and as makeup ran down my sweaty, tear stained face. I began rolling my hips and he took the hint. "Ready love?" He asked. I nodded swiftly. "Mhm." I mumbled, licking my lips.

It was only a few seconds of nothing before I finally felt him slowly glide his hard cock into me, allowing me to adjust to his size. "Fuck- you're so tight baby." His forehead pressed onto mine as he began to move. My legs wrapped around his hips allowing his dick to perfectly hit my g-spot making me let out a loud moan.

"Will I'm gonna- I-" my head fell back onto the soft mattress as my orgasm washed over me. Will dug his head into my neck as he rutted his hips into mine, producing quiet groans from his mouth. I quickly felt overstimulated and began to squirm slightly. My walls squeezed around his cock and that pushed him over the edge. Without warning he came deep inside of me (thankfully I'm on the pill).

After catching our breath Will picked me up and took me to the bathroom. He helped me to take a shower and get into some comfy pyjamas. As we settled in the clean, white hotel sheets Will gently stroked my hair, pressing a gentle kiss to my forehead before I fell into a peaceful asleep.

[solar-wing]

⚣ Domestic Living With Jason 🩳

⚣🩳 A/N → I'm physically incapable of writing anything under 500 words. But, this was inspired by my love of compression shirts (especially the Under Armor ones and how I would do exactly this if my boyfriend tried to walk out wearing one). May start a series off this, we'll see. Warnings: Domestic Vibes. Married Energy. Suggestive Langauge. Swearing. Petty Jason.

⚣🩳 Summary → Domestic life is something. Domestic life with Jason Todd is another thing. One moment, you're ready to fight this man. Next moment, you're ready to fight this man. *wink wink* Wait, hold up. Jason, what the hell are you wearing?!

⚣🩳 Words → 1.5K

REBLOGS & replies are greatly appreciated, please! 💛

⚣ ENJOY 🩳

“Jason, hurry up! I need to get back so I can finish this essay.” Y/N yelled from the living room of his and his boyfriend’s shared apartment.

If you asked him a year ago what he figured living with his boyfriend would be like, he’d more than likely answer with a lot of freaking sex. Of course, other things came with it, but that was the first thing that always came to mind.

It also came with a lot of stay-at-home dates. Jason was unsurprisingly a natural homebody and loved to spend his evenings when he could with his lovely boyfriend cuddled against his body while watching a movie or playing a game and munching down on some takeout.

Truthfully, it was nice seeing how Jason was in a domestic situation. It served as a reminder to Y/N that under all those scars, grumpiness, and tough exterior was just a boy who wanted to be loved.

On the other end, living with Jason made Y/N take a long, hard look in the mirror and reflect on all the bad habits he had when living at home with his parents and starting college. For example, time management…

Before he started dating Jason, Y/N was the kind of person who waited till twenty minutes before he had to leave to start getting dressed. Whenever someone would text him and ask for his location, he’d respond telling them he was leaving the house now.

Then, when he was actually leaving the house and they’d text him again, he’d respond saying he was on the freeway. Truly, the best example of what not to do when he wanted to be on time somewhere.

After he started dating Jason though, and especially when they moved in together, Y/N sent a long apology to his parents who had tried for years to teach him better time management. The crazy thing about that was when they asked him why he was apologizing and he explained that Jason’s time management made him look like an angel, they didn’t believe him!

In their eyes, Jason was a saint who could do no wrong. Which was ironic considering Y/N’s dad promised to castrate any man who dared even look his son’s way. And his mom, well, not sure that’s really appropriate to mention.

Yet, when it came to Mr. Jason Peter Todd, he might as well have been hand-delivered from God himself. Maybe it was because his boyfriend could and would be late to anything else in the world (Lord knows Bruce went through hell and back just to get him to be on time for family dinner), but if it was anything involving Mr. and Mrs. Y/L/N, he was twenty minutes early with a gift he picked up from the local Target.

It also could be that Jason was the world’s biggest kiss-ass (when he needed to be) and used that to wrap Y/N’s parents around his finger. Either or…

But now, since they were only going to the gym, Jason was of course taking his sweet time to get ready, which, every passing second was another snap of one of Y/N’s nerves. Truthfully, he would’ve just grabbed his keys and left without him, but the last time he did that, Jason went and bought a steering-wheel clutch to put on his car and hid the keys from him for two weeks.

Another thing Y/N’s parents would never believe about their son’s beloved boyfriend; the fucker was petty as hell.

“I’m coming, babe! Be out in a sec,” Jason yelled from behind their bedroom door.

“You said that five minutes ago!”

“Sorry, I don’t recall. Maybe you imagined it.”

This gaslighting motherfu–

Y/N had to take a deep breath to calm his growing impulsive need to bust down that door and slap the fuck out of his boyfriend’s neck. It didn’t help…

“You can’t hit your boyfriend. You can’t hit your boyfriend. You can’t hit your boyfriend,” Y/N mumbled to himself while tapping his foot against the floor repeatedly to distract himself from the ticking seconds passing by in his mind.

Two minutes later, the door opened and revealed his tall and bulky man looking ever so fresh and handsome. Though Y/N was still irritated beyond belief, the sight of his boyfriend’s handsome face who grew a smile and twinkle in his eyes when he looked at him always managed to dissipate his temper.

Not by much though. Jason’s neck still looked like a very bright and large target just waiting for a good sting from the palm of his hands.

Maybe Tim was right, they were a match made in heaven just off violent tendencies alone.

“That was not a sec,” Y/N reprimanded in a grumble.

Jason’s smile turned into a self-satisfied grin while he walked past his boyfriend to their coat closet, grabbing his abnormally large gym shoes. Seriously, what size is this man’s foot?

“Hey, it’s not my fault you waited till the last day to finish your homework.” He replied while tying his shoe.

“Um, actually it is. Every time I tried to sit down and work on it, you’d either start complaining about how I wasn’t paying any attention to you or you’d get randomly horny and start touching me in ways that shall not be named and I’d end up with your dick inside me.”

Y/N immediately regretted his words when he saw how Jason looked up from finishing his last shoe, a lustful blown look on his face as he eyed his body up and down. Thankfully, he didn’t seem like he was about to act on his impulses as he kept tying his shoe without looking before standing back up.

Why was that hot?

“Sounds like you need to practice self-control, sir.”

Oh, no he didn’t.

“Sir, I was already tempted to smack the back of your neck before. I beg you to not increase that urge.”

“Do it. I dare you,” Jason challenged, standing right in front of him with his towering frame. The tone in his voice and the look on his face were signaling something that Y/N was very tempted to answer, but he had to keep rationality in the forefront of his mind.

“You not worth it,” He responded, side-stepping him while going to grab his jacket.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

“Sir, don’t get fu–”

It was at that moment Y/N took a full look at his boyfriend, specifically what he was wearing. And while the sight was something he wouldn’t mind staring at, he definitely didn’t want other people staring at him.

“Excuse me, but what in the hell are you wearing?” Y/N asked, still looking him up and down.

Jason looked confused for a moment, also looking at his outfit, not seeing what the problem was.

“Um, a shirt and sweats? Is this a trick question or,”

“Why is it so tight? Who are you trying to show off for?”

This man was wearing a black compression shirt and gray joggers like it was just a regular Sunday. The Lord is watching, how dare he?!

Jason’s smirk immediately came back when he realized what he was really about, “Oh, what? I can’t wear tight clothes now to the gym?”

“Not unless you want me to fight bitches. Because, just in case you forgot, I do fight bitches.”

“Language, or I’m telling mom. And I like it when you fight over me,” He said while grabbing at Y/N’s waist.

He immediately popped the vigilante’s hands off him, “Don’t involve my mother in and hands off mister.”

“Our mother, thank you,” Jason corrected.

“It’s giving incestuous, and last time I checked, there is no ring on this finger and my last name is not Todd.”

“Don’t tempt me.”

Y/N was sat.

“I-, that was really hot and we’re gonna move on from that,” Y/N responded, and Jason once again had a cocky smirk on his face. Lord knows this man was more than likely dead serious. He’d drop everything and drive to a ring shop right now.

“Anyway, you need to go change sir. I don’t need them dirty, mud-bathing rats staring at what is for my eyes only.” Y/N responded, pointing back to their bedroom waiting for Jason to move.

“Oh, so I need to go change, but when you were wearing those tiny shorts, showing off what’s supposed to be for my eyes only, I got told to mind the business that pays me,” Jason asked with a laugh.

“Are you on my payroll?” Y/N questioned.

“No.”

“My point still stands.”

“You think you’re funny,”

“I think I’m hilarious, actually. In fact, I’m so funny, I’m going to get the extra small shorts I just got in the mail since you want to play with me.” Y/N turned around and sprinted for their bedroom.

“Oh, I’ll play all day,” Jason mumbled under his breath before throwing their gym bags down to the ground and kicking off his shoes before following his boyfriend into the room.

They did not make it to the gym, but they definitely got their workout in.

☀️ | Jason Todd/Red Hood | ☀️

☀️ | Masterlists | ☀️

[victormcdicktor]

Please take a moment to help Ahmed and his family.

Ahmed and his family have faced countless hardships over the course of the last year. They've been displaced multiple times, lost their house, are assaulted constantly by the weather itself, and suffer from constant scarcity of essential resources. Ahmed's mother has recently become very sick as well.

Not only that, but they've had to reopen their campaign multiple times due to getting scammed by one of their previous campaign managers right as they raised the money they needed.

Currently, they've been sent back to only $625 USD out of $50,000; their last donation was 18 hours ago.

Please help them however you can; they've already faced so much and deserve as much help as they can get. Donate if you can and share their campaign; every contribution matters.

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[moonmemes]

sleepy headcanon questions

😌 Does your muse take naps?

🏃 What position does your muse usually sleep in? E.g. curled up on their side, on their stomach, etc.

😔 Is your muse prone to nightmares?

🧸 Do they sleep holding anything? E.g. a pillow, a stuffed toy, etc.

📻 Do they sleep in silence or do they listen to something to help them sleep? If so, what do they listen to?

✨ Does your muse often dream? Are there any themes to their dreams or are they random?

😪 Are they an active sleeper? Do they sleepwalk, talk in their sleep, etc.?

💤 Do they snore or talk in their sleep?

🐦 Are they a night owl or an early bird?

⏰ How many hours of sleep do they need?

⏲️ How many hours of sleep do they actually get on average a night?

💕 Are they a cuddly sleeper or do they prefer their own space?

🐗 Do they hog all the covers?

🥄 Are they the big spoon or little spoon?

🛀 What does their bedtime routine look like?

🛏️ Are they the type to fall asleep anywhere or can they only sleep in their own bed?

💊 Do they take anything to help them sleep?

🩳 What do they wear to bed? Do they wear anything?

🌜 Does your muse like sleeping? Are they reluctant to go to bed or do they look forward to it?

🦠 How often do they change their bedding?

😴Is your muse a heavy or light sleeper?

👿 Has your muse ever suffered from sleep paralysis?

🌠 Does your muse find meaning in their dreams? Do they try to interpret them?

🔢 How many pillows do they prefer?

💏 Do they sleep better alone or when someone's with them?

💡 Do they sleep with the lights on or off?

😩 Do they suffer from insomnia?

[wolfpants]

fic complete: terrible people (a drarry fic)

This fic is now complete! Thank you so much to everyone who has had a hand in helping me get this to the finish line, and especially to @getawayfox and @citrusses for all of your betaing and alphaing advice! And to everyone who has been reading along as we've been posting - we love you! It's been so exciting to see all of your comments in our inboxes these past few weeks.

Terrible People | Rated E | 52.8k words

Fic by @wolfpants | Art by @getawayfox

Draco finds it a little too easy then to slot himself in against Harry from behind. Their touches are turning more frequent, more thoughtless. A swipe of an arm here, a press of fingertips there. Brushing hair from eyes. Standing close. Resting chins against shoulders, palms against hips. They don’t kiss, or hold hands. Not outside of fucking. But all of these other touches, these little intimacies—it’s a harmful temptation, in all manners of meaning, but it’s a temptation Draco cannot, and will not, get enough of. Delicious little sips here and there of Harry. A fantasy that can live and die on holiday, as is the fate of most wonderful, disastrous, ill-judged things.

What happens when Harry and Draco end up on the same Muggle gay cruise? They certainly didn't plan for it to happen (but their friends might have). They're stuck with each other for a week, they might as well make the most of it, right? Featuring a holiday-long game of Truth or Dare, a very ill-judged FWB proposition, decades-long pining, lots of gin, and a small pair of green swimming trunks.

Tags: EWE, minor Harry/Charlie, past Draco/Zacharias, background relationships, romcom, meddling friends, beach holidays, cruises, clubbing and bars, truth or dare, Healer!Draco, sports media mogul!Harry, FWB, FWB to lovers, miscommunication, idiots in love, recreational drug use, drinking, smoking, a veritable cocktail of Muggle and Wixen tech, forced proximity, smut and smut tags in the work

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read terrible people on ao3

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for how I’ve treated this friend? 🩳🦧 <- for finding later

I have a friend who I got extremely close to over a period of about six months. They are mentally ill and desperately needed someone to look after and care about them. I happened to be elected to do that role. In the beginning I was lax on boundaries, basically doing whatever they wanted to because I believed they would hurt or kill themselves if I wasn’t available all the time. I lost sleep, I constantly worried, and put aside my own needs to help them. During this time they called me an amazing person, said they’d never had someone like me in their life before and I became their favourite person. Everything I did they did and they would constantly want to meet up and hang out. I agreed to all of this because I was in a situation where I had pretty good friends but never had a relationship with someone like this before and I believed that we could have something more than friendship. I entered into a relationship with them and quickly realised that it would not work out. After we broke up we remained friends but I lost the already barely there trust I had in them and I don’t think I will ever trust them again.

After realising what a toll this was taking on me I reduced my responsibilities a lot and put in boundaries. The friend broke these boundaries a few times and I forgave them. They’ve basically stopped relying on me for a lot of things now.

But recently I’ve been really angry at them for how they treated me when they were in that state and really they have essentially traumatised me from that experience, making me feel unsafe and on edge when they are around. Because of this I am mildly ghosting them, getting very angry at them because of things they do or say while we’re together (not yelling or anything, mostly being passive agressive) everytime we meet, being rude and unresponsive. They’ve told me these behaviours are not helpful and have put up boundaries that mostly don’t relate to what I’ve been doing and make me feel like I’ve done something wrong.

Am I the asshole for acting like I have towards this friend?

What are these acronyms?

[bitchimasnake-sss]

tumblr au. ft aot characters!

girlypop im obsessed with making these and theres nothing you can do to stop me. basically, what if aot characters had tumblr? [set in between the time skip period, pre-rumbling]

🐥freedomyeager

oh your friends gave you chocolates? mine gave me ptsd and trauma

🔁🐴jeaniejean Follow

bro you literally lost one uno match why tf are you so fucking emo?

🔁⚔️micasasucasa

eren, stop staring at the ocean and get your ass back in here or so god help me.

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📘arminarlet Follow

You know what's weird? That typically, I am a "cutie-patootie" but then I do a little, mild, psychological torture to my enemies. And suddenly, I am a threat to the nation. Y'all switch up so quick.

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👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

when you enter a dick-riding competition but your opponent is @flochyou

🔁🚩flochyou Follow

you're just mad daddy doesn't like you 😒

🔁🐥freedomyeager

dude how many times do i gotta tell you to stop doing that in public?

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

hes allowed to do that in private???

#yeagerists exposed

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⚔️micasasucasa Follow

is it normal to have re-occurring dreams about your dead parents or friends?

🔁🩳leviackermanofficial

yes.

🔁👱🏻‍♂️braunreiner Follow

yeah

🔁📘arminarlet Follow

I've asked Commander Zoe if the Scouts can afford to send you all to therapy but she said "fuck no, i dont even have money to eat shit." So, looks like you're all stuck like this. Sorry guys.

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🐴jeaniejean Follow

they call me a horse cause all the girls wanna ride me yeehaw🤠

🔁👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

dude, blocked.

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

blocked.

🔁👱🏻‍♂️braunreiner Follow

blocked.

🔁⚔️micasasucasa

blocked.

🔁👑 ymirsgf

and reported.

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😴leonhart Follow

i swear to god if @baldspringer played "annie, are you okay?" in frong of my crystal one more time, i will break this crystal and come punch him square in his egg-shaped head.

🔁👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

i was literally trying to keep you entertained. but anyways annie, are you okay?

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

are you okay, annie?

🔁���officialtitanlover

@leonhart HOW ARE YOU TYPING IN THE CRYSTAL?

👓officialtitanlover

My son is officially entering his emo phase. Today, he said "ruskin ready to rumble" while staring at the sea. It's literally so funny 😂😂

🔁🐥freedomyeager

ITS LITERALLY NOT A PHASE, I WILL KILL EVERYONE

🔁🩳leviackermanofficial

Have you lost your mind? Do i need to kick you in the face again?

🔁🐥freedomyeager

... no 😞

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a/n: jean is a loserboy and i love him. only i am allowed to slander him.

[daydreaming-en-pointe]

ATSV As Things My Friends Said On Our School Trip

Miguel: listen here motherfucker I don’t need to be on my period to be a bad person

42!Miles: YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION

1610!Miles: WE’RE LITERALLY TWINS???

The Spot: oh would you look at that - it’s time to go batshit crazy! :D

Hobie: 🎶 I just crapped my pants, thought it was a fart… it was diarrhoea 🥰 🎶

Jess: if you’re trying to make Mayday feel better this is not how you do it.

Pavitr: (trying his best to shuffle) CALIFORNIA 🌴 GIRLS 👧 WE’RE UNFORGETTABLE 💋 DAISY DUKES 🩳 BIKINIS 👙 ON TOP

1610!Miles: (watching him with Gwen from a distance) …who’s gonna tell him

Gwen: I think he’ll figure it out in 3… 2…

Pavitr: (falls into pool)

Hobie: HAHAHA UNO!

Pavitr: nuh uh

Hobie: fym nuh uh??

Pavitr: EAT PLUS 4S MOTHERFUCKER (slams card on table)

Peter B.: And what do we say when we hurt someone’s feelings?

Mayday: (raises her hand) FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Peter B.: Mayday NO

Hobie: Mayday YES!

Gwen: FEEL THE WRATH OF THE TEENAGE GIRL ANGST (sprays water at everyone through a hose)

Hobie: I’m having a midlife crisis, people!

Gwen: …midlife? You only plan to live until you’re 36?

Hobie: honestly if I live that long that’s quite an accomplishment

Margo: do you have games on your phone

Miguel: no

Margo: then SHOVE OVER and let me download my dress up game or I WILL burn this place to the ground.

Miguel: wh-

Margo: LISTEN HERE BUDDY. Super Stylist is the one thing keeping me sane, okay? Okay. Give me your phone. This is not a request.

42!Miles: oh look! It’s the less cool version of me

1610!Miles: AT LEAST I DON’T SPEND HALF AN HOUR EVERY DAY TALKING TO MYSELF IN THE MIRROR WHILE DOING MY FUCKING EYELINER

Gwen: what if-

1610!Miles: Look. I love you with all my heart and I always will, okay? YES I would love you if you were a goose. Yes I would love you if you were a poisonous caterpillar. Yes I would love you if you were a tree trunk. You don’t have to keep asking.

1610!Miles: now go to sleep PLEASE it’s 3am and you’re a demon in the morning until you have coffee. I’m not sure I’ll have the energy to hold you back from socking people when they wish you good morning

Bonus:

(Nikita is my spidersona and Maitreyi is @hobiebrownismygod ‘s)

Pavitr: currymuncher

Nikita: Basic ass bitch ‘oh plain dal chaaval mera pyaar’

Pavitr: UNBUTTERED NAAN

Nikita: EMPTY SAMOSA

Pavitr: TASTELESS PANI PURI

Nikita: oh yOU DID NOT JUST-

Maitreyi: everyone shut up right now or no gulab jamun

Pavitr:

Nikita:

Maitreyi: that’s what I thought.

Maitreyi: …useless bowls of veg biriyani

Pavitr & Nikita: IT’S FUCKING PULAO-

( @hobiebrownismygod the moment this conversation happened I immediately thought of the 3 idiots 😁)

[e-dubbc11]

Stay Salty! Summer Sleepover 2024

Photos are not mine. They are courtesy of Pinterest/Google.

Hello my darling friends!

I thought it would be fun to do a summer sleepover. I’m about 20 away from 500 lovely friends on tumblr so a celebration will be in order if/when that happens but for now, we’ll do this if y’all are up for it.

☀️🌻👙🍉👗🕶️⛱️🩱🧴🩳🌞🌺🍹🧋🍦🍧🧜‍♀️

So I’ll leave the rules under the cut. Thank you all so much for your continued support and friendships, they all mean so much to me! 🧡

Once again, I do love doing these but I do need your help so please like and reblog this. I promise I don’t bite so if you feel like it, please send something in!

Send in as many as you like

Not limited to my darling followers but I would love it if you did.

My VERY handsome men that I write for are my love, Billy Russo, Brock Rumlow, Matt Murdock, Dean Winchester, and a tiny bit for Donald Pierce

I’ll keep this open until June 11, 2024 CLOSED

Sleepover Offers…

Sunny Skies and Butterflies 🌞🦋

Summer activity moodboards 🏄‍♀️🌊🏖️☀️👙limited to mutuals only OR if you have ever reblogged or commented on any of my fics. Send me a character and a SUMMER activity and I’ll create a moodboard for you. If you ask me for some BEACHY WAVES to go along with it just give me a basic description of what you look like (hair color, skin tone, tattoos, etc. and anything else you’d like to tell me) and I’ll include that too with your moodboard

Walking On Sunshine ☀️ ☀️

Give me a SUMMER song and I’ll try and come up with a fic/scene/drabble based on it. I’ll leave some summer playlists I found, below.

Good Times and Tan Lines 🩱👙🩳

Recs: send me recommendations…movies, shows, music, books, etc.

Eat, Drink, and Be Sweaty 🍹🏖️🍦

Send me celebrities for hot or not

Stay Salty, Starfish ⭐️⭐️

Send me some assumptions you have about me

Vent. If there’s anything you wanna chat about, send it in. Anonymously or not

Send me some good beach reads

Top 5 Lists - can be for whatever you’d like to know

We Mermaid for Each Other 🧜‍♀️

And last but not least because I know everyone seems to like when I leave prompt lists so I’ll leave those at the end but also…

If any of my one-shots need/deserve another part, let me know.

Requests for any of my ongoing series are always on the table, you can combine the ask with dialogue prompts, situations, etc from the lists below or any idea you may have

Send me a character and a GIF, can be fluffy, smexy, angsty…I’ll try to write something based off of it

Protective Prompts

Angst Prompts

Did you…? Prompts

Post argument prompts/make-up dialogue

Smut Sentence Starters

Smutty One Liners

Hurt/Comfort/Fluff/Angst

I’ve had a really rough day, please make it better

Lazy Morning Prompts

Beach Day Prompts

Summer Prompts

Summer Prompts-Married Couples (Sweetest Pain, anyone?

Heatwave Prompts

I hope to hear from you lovelies soon! Thank you again and I hope it ok to tag my friends that might be interested

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[jamiesfootball]

🩳🛌

From this ask game (which I will gladly accept more asks for)

🩳 Locked in a trunk

For the Bad Things Happen Bingo whump prompt of the same name, in which Jamie finds himself locked in a (travel) trunk during a chaotic game of hide-and-seek at an away match and isn't found for hours.

Words added: 257

The new season had brought with it an influx of money, and with that an influx of interest in the goings-on at Richmond, and with that a more consistent effort to document the daily lives of the players between matches. It was the sort of attention that Jamie was used to getting at City, so much so that the absence of it at Richmond had originally left him off-balance. After being followed around by what amounted to a full-blown documentary crew nonstop, Richmond's few camera-toting interns and occasional feel-good marketing stunt had barely registered as white noise. Compared what he was used to, it had felt like a fucking joke. The joke was on him, because Richmond had a full-scale documentary team now, and Jamie had forgotten how exhausting it was to be 'on' before, during, and after training, every day of the week, with no end in sight.

🛌 Secret Nap Club

For my Good Things Happen Bingo prompt 'cuddling'

After some breakup-and-other-crap induced insomnia for Roy and some Zava-and-other-crap induced tension for Jamie, the two start a mutually beneficial arrangement of taking naps together.

Words added: 180

"Hey, now, I know everyone is tired, and we all would've liked today to go a different way, but you all know how this works. Okay? I don't want to hear anymore complaining. Coaches and players, if you'll please put your names on your papers and turn those papers in to the away shoe box with Coach Nate. Beard will draw the names out, and first name called gets to draw a room key from Will. Ain't no losers here, fellas - just Lady Luck putting everyone in the place they need to be tonight. It's up to you whether or not you decide to make the best of it."

[simmingnate]

Introducing… ✨THE PEPPERLET TEENS!✨

I couldn't be happier with how they all aged up, each so unique! 🥹

Now, let's get into some more depth and have a look at those traits and aspirations!

✨DAPHNEE PEPPERS✨

As well as inheriting Beverlee's face, Daphnee also inherited her mother's extrovert nature! She rolled the Outgoing trait, and I gave her the Admired Icon teen aspiration. High school is certainly going to be interesting for this gal! 😜

✨DAVEE PEPPERS✨

The stars really aligned with Davee, and he rolled the Geek trait which paired perfectly with his Perfectionist trait! I gave him the Goal Oriented teen aspiration, as despite not completing his childhood aspiration, he still just wants to succeed 🥲

✨DESTINEE PEPPERS✨

This really couldn't have been better - Destinee rolled the Cat Lover trait, which tbh is pretty hilarious alongside her Evil trait. What a complex young woman! On top of this I gave her the Drama Llama teen aspiration, because DUH!!! 😈

So there you have it! Daphnee, Davee, and Destinee are now officially into their adolescent years, and ready to fight for the role of heir! 👑

Honestly, it's all still undecided for me… but who's your money on? 🤔

Wow, what a day! 😅

Don is overcome by the Pepperlets' transition into their teenage years, and looks to Bev for a shared parental moment… but she's busy buying discount jorts on Trendi 🩳

Better keep your eyes on those teens, Bev! 👀 Or else!

XOXO Bevee Peps

[sambuuck-illuminated]

hot twin summer request bingo!

time for some summer time fun!!

for the entire month of july i will be opening my art blog up for summery requests! any ship, any twin, SFW or NSFW*, pick a bingo square prompt and tell me what you want and i will draw it 👏

you can request by sending an ask on my blog or by DMing me here or on Discord (@ sambuuck)!

(for safety reasons i don't allow anon asks, but if you'd like to request something anonymously, just let me know to keep your name secret and i will keep it quiet 🤐)

i'll mark the image above when prompts have been filled. no worries if you request the same prompt as someone else, i'll still draw your request 😁

lets go lets go lets go!! 🙌

😎☀️👙⛱️🕶️🩱🩳🧴🩲🏊🤿🏖️🏝️🐚

*NSFW requests may be posted censored due to tumblr rules. you're welcome to DM me on Discord for an uncensored version 😉

[inspiredwriter]

*En la mañana siguiente*

Stefany :*entra la cosina y vierte vaso de agua* vaya, Pero qué noche Leo y yo bebiendo vino y hacer el amor fue muy divertido 😏😊🍷💗💞❣️💘*se soba las caderas* Ay~😣💦me duele mucho las caderas me dio muy fuerte tomaré una pastilla 😅😖💊💖💕

Leonardo :*entra la cocina*(pensamientos 💭) Oh concha me duele un poco la cabeza creo que bebimos demasiado vino😖😅🍷*se soba la cabeza* rato no recuerdo nada que nos acostamos en el suelo de la sala 😌😣🛋️*abraza atrás de Stefany*

Stefany : hola guapo veo que al fin despertaste por esta diversión que tuvimos anoche 🥰😉🌃💞💕💖*toma una pastilla y bebe agua*Aaaah~😄🤤💊🥤💦

Leonardo :*se acurruca el cuello de Stefany*Sí, mi amor podrías Dame un poco de agua me siento un poco dolor de mi cabeza y muy sediento 🥺🥵🔥🥤❣️💞💘

Stefany :*saca una pastilla y lo da a Leo con el agua*tranquilo tengo una pastilla para el dolor de cabeza así desaparecerá 😊😃💊🥤💖💗💕

Leonardo :*toma la pastilla y bebe el agua* Aaaaaah~😄🤤🥤💦 Muchas gracias mi cariño☺️🥰💝💞💕*abraza a Stefany en la cintura* bueno Ayer fue muy placentera si no has visto antes 😏🤗💞💕💖

Stefany :*abraza a Leo del cuello* Claro tortuguita pero tú estabas completamente borracho pero tan romántico🥰😍💘🩷💕💗*besa a Leo en los labios *Mmmmmuah~😚💋💘🩷💞💖 debemos hacer una competencia de bebe vino más seguido😄🤭🍷💕❣️💝

Leonardo : si, tienes la razón hacerlo otra vez 😘☺️💖💘💗💕*olfaltea el cuello de Stefany* Mmmmh, todavía Hueles a vino de uva en tu encantador cuerpo gatita 😏🥰🍷💝💞❤️‍🔥❣️*besa y lame el cuello de Stefany*muah~😚💞🩷💘 Mmmhm~😋❣️❤️‍🔥💖

Stefany : jajaja, Lee Ya deja de hacerme cosquillas 😂🥰💖💕❣️*acaricia a Leo en la mejilla* Espéro te acuerdes que tú me ayudarás a limpiar la Sala que está cubierta de vino y la cocina llena de agua 😁😅🛋️🧻����

Leonardo : Por supuesto que sí Stefany No lo olvidaría☺️😁💓💝❣️💘*se rasca la cabeza* pero me ayudarías a encontrar mi borxe y mi pantalón no recuerdo En dónde Los dejé 🥺😓👖🩳💞🩷💖💕

@inspiredwriter

Stefany: Oh, sure, Lee, I'll help you find your clothes😯😄👖🩳💗💝💕 Hmm, yesterday we made love drunkenly and threw our clothes all over the living room...🤔😅🛋💖💞❣️

Leonardo and Stefany: *Enter the living room*

Stefany: *Picks up Leo's pants from the floor* Oh, here are your pants, baby, but they're very stained with wine, so it would be better if I wash them😀😅👖🍷💖💝💘💞 *Picks up her shorts, T-shirt and panties from the floor* Hmm, my things are here, but I can't find your boxers🤨👚👖💗💕💞

Leonardo: *Looks under the sofa* Oh, don't worry, my kitty, I already found it😉🥰🩳💝❤💕 *Takes out boxers and sees that it's torn* Oh, what the heck?!😲😱 ...Probably one of us tore my boxers yesterday when we was drunk...😓🍷💖💞💘

Stefany: *folds clothes on the sofa and picks up a torn bra from the floor* Oh, Lee, my bra is also torn😳😥👙💓💗💕

Leonardo: Mmh, I take it back, no more wine drinking competitions😠😤🚫🍷💘💝❣️💕

Stefany: *Caresses Leo's plastron* Little turtle, please don't be mad, I'll sew up your boxers and they'll be as good as new, in the meantime you can wrap a towel around your waist😅🥰🧵🩳💖💝💕❣️

@swagreecrow

[sweetescapeartist]

FULL POWER FORMS & SUPER SAIYAN GRADE FORMS

These forms allow for characters to amplify their physical strength by swelling their ki to expand their muscles mass & height as it greatly increases the physical power of their current form. I categorize these forms as "Partial Full Power" & "100% Full Power" forms.

Now, here are the characters who have used these "Full Power" forms. (If I missed any, let me know.)

ROSHI: 🕶️🐢

Normal • Partial Full Power • 100% Full Power

GARLIC JR (Z Films): 🧄

Normal • Transformed (100% Full Power)

FREEZA: 🧊

Normal • Partial Full Power • 100% Full Power

VEGETA: 🥗🐒

Normal base • Normal SSJ • SSJ Grade 2 (Partial Full Power)

TRUNKS: 🩳🐒

Normal base • Normal SSJ • SSJ Grade 2 (Partial Full Power) • SSJ Grade 3 (100% Full Power)

GOKU: 🥕🐒

Normal base • Normal SSJ • SSJ Grade 2 (Partial Full Power) • SSJ Grade 3 (100% Full Power)

CELL: 🧬

Normal • Partial Full Power • 100% Full Power

BROLY (Z Films): 🥦🦍

Normal base • Restrained SSJ • Normal SSJ • Legendary SSJ (100% Full Power)

GOKUA (Z Films): 🏴‍☠️

Normal • Transformed (100% Full Power)

ZANGYA (Z Films): 🏴‍☠️

Normal • Powered-up (Partial Full Power)

BOJACK (Z Films): 🏴‍☠️

Normal • Transformed (100% Full Power)

TRUNKS (DBS anime): 🩳🐒

SSJ • SSJ2 • Super Saiyan Rage (Transformed 100% Full Power)

MERGED ZAMASU (DBS anime): 🐵☯🍏

Merged Zamasu • Merged Zamasu [Corrupted] • Merged Zamasu [Corrupted] (100% Full Power)

FROST (DBS anime): ❄️

Normal • 100% Full Power

CAULIFLA (DBS anime): ⚪🥦🐵

Normal base • Normal SSJ • SSJ Grade 3 (100% Full Power)

KALE (DBS anime): 🥬🦍

Normal base • Berserker SSJ (100% Full Power) • Controlled Berserker SSJ (Controlled Full Power)

TOPPO (DBS anime): ♨️

Normal • GoD Form (100% Full Power)

SSGSS VEGETA (DBS anime): 🥗🐒

Normal SSB • SSBE (Controlled 100% Full Power)

JIREN (DBS anime): 👽

Normal • Full Power (100% Full Power) • Awakened (Beyond/Super Full Power)

BROLY (DBS anime): 🥦🦍

Normal base • Wrathful State [Stage 2] (Full Power base/Humanoid Oozaru) • Normal SSJ • Full Power SSJ (Legendary SSJ)

GAS (DBS manga): ⛽

Normal base • Instincts Released (100% Full Power) • Instincts Controlled (Controlled Full Power) • Burning (Partial Life Reserves) • Zombie (Life Reserves) • Instincts Released Zombie (Life Reserves 100% Full Power)

THE FLAW OF FULL POWER FORMS: 📉

Often times, the Full Power forms are more of a liability than a benefit. Most quickly burn through ki & put strain on the body while giving brute strength at the cost of speed. All which can make the user vulnerable in a life-or-death battle.

In the case of Kale, Broly, & Gas, their increased muscle mass didn't cost them speed. Instead, their Full Power forms caused them to temporarily lose their sanity; something that can put their own life at risk as well as others they may care about.

However, there are characters who have been able to make use of the Full Power forms immediately without losing speed, stamina, or sanity. Examples being SS Rage Trunks, Merged Zamasu, GoD Toppo, SSBE Vegeta, and Jiren (Full Power & Awakened).

EXTRA THOUGHTS:

Certain names of the transformations are just what I call them. Like Kale's Controlled Berserker SSJ, Jiren's Awakened Full Power state, and all of the names for Gas' forms.

Super Saiyan Grade 2 & 3 forms are essentially Roshi's buffer forms repurposed for a Super Saiyan.

I decided to not classify Freeza's "True Golden Freeza" Form as a Full Power Form of Golden Freeza because it appears to be more akin to Super Saiyan Grade 4/Mastered Super Saiyan.

Knowing that Freeza can increase his power by percentages, this would imply the same for other characters who use Full Power forms. Roshi's semi-buff form would possibly be about 70% while his Full Power form is 100%. Super Saiyan Grade 2 may be about 80% or so depending on the character, while Super Saiyan Grade 3 is 100%.

There's a reason you don't see a Full Power SSJ2 or a Full Power SSJ3 used in combat. Most Full Power forms are not stable and would only be good if they can land a hit. And with the stamina drain of SSJ3, a "SSJ3 Grade 3" would be a very pointless form that greatly multiplies the stamina drain.

I didn't include Majin Vegeta as a Full Power form despite it being SSJ2 Vegeta at Full Power. The power Vegeta recieved was not entirely his own & was power beyond his limits granted to him by magic. He was not using a Grade 3 form either, so I did not consider it to be a Full Power form in the same sense as the others on the list.

From what I can tell, Super Saiyan Rage could be some sort of "SSJ2 form of SSJ2." Meaning its a unique form above SSJ3. Before transforming into Super Saiyan Rage, a SSJ2 Trunks bulks up into a "SSJ2 Grade 3." Then, Trunks controls the power, slims down, gains a new aura, gets sharper and longer hair, & temporarily lacks pupils/irises. This is like Kale's Controlled Berserker SSJ form, but seemingly on a higher level. Future Trunks had already gotten his SSJ2 form to be almost as strong as SSJ3, so a "Controlled Full Power SSJ2 form" (SS Rage) would probably put him on a level around or a bit above SSG. (Maybe I should make a post about Super Saiyan Rage in the future. 🤔) On the other hand, Controlled Berserker SSJ Kale is shown to be somewhat below SSG Goku in DBS EP 114 when she & SSJ2 Caulifla fought SSG Goku when he had his gaurd up. So... from what I can tell, Super Saiyan Rage is a transformation of SSJ2 that began as "SSJ2 Grade 3" before Trunks controlled his Full Power & transformed. Thus, I classified Super Saiyan Rage as a Full Power transformation similar to SSBE. (If you disagree & have evidence of some sort, share it with me so I can adjust my thoughts as needed.)

After transforming into SSBE, Vegeta said "This is everything I have, Jiren!" So, I classified Vegeta's SSBE as some sort of improved version of the Full Power form while using SSB. It's basically Vegeta as SSB Grade 3, but slimmed down due to god ki giving him better control of the form, so there is no speed drawback. In a way, it's similar to how Trunks transformed into Super Saiyan Rage. Like Father, like son I suppose.

I wonder if DBS Broly's green haired SSJ form is his SSJ form mixed with the power of his Wrathful State (the Humanoid Oozaru form). With how the Wrathful State [Stage 2] made Broly grow in height and muscle mass, and how the Legendary SSJ form makes Broly turn giant and buff... Maybe his Full Power SSJ form is indeed SSJ combine with a [Stage 2] or a hypothetical [Stage 3] of Broly's Wrathful State power? 🤔

The DBS Manga continuity version of Broly's forms differs from its animated counterpart from what I can tell. DBS manga Broly is more similar to DBS manga Kale. [DBS manga Broly & DBS manga Kale have Base • Super Saiyan • Full Power Super Saiyan.]

I believe Zangya was in a partial Full Power form because she had to power-up against Krillin. When she did, her hair stayed floating upwards during her entire battle with Krillin. Her hair returned to normal only after she defeated him. She clearly had to power-up. But, does Zangya have her own green-skinned transformation like Bojack & Gokua? It's possible. Or perhaps she wasn't able to use a Full Power form like them just yet. We didn't see Bido or Bujin power-up to a Full Power form either. It seems like most of the crew don't have access to that Full Power transformation. So, this powered-up state Zangya used against Krillin could be her "Partial Full Power" if she can transform, or even her current "full power" if she cannot transform a true Full Power form. I currently believe that it is Zangya's "Partial Full Power" form & she hadn't unlocked the Full Power transformation yet.

I disagree with the idea of Krillin using the the Full Power form as a "power-up" like Roshi does because it wouldn't allow him to even touch a stronger opponent due to the buff form's speed reduction. As shown in Resurrection F, the Full Power form still quickly depleted Roshi's stamina & Krillin had to come in to save him. Some ppl say it will make Krillin taller, so it's a good form for him. However, being of short stature is actually an advantage because Krillin is harder to hit and his opponent will underestimate his strength like Piccolo did during the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai, & like how Vegeta & Nappa underestimated Krillin's strength & skill when he fought them. Plus, Krillin being short is not only part of his character appeal, but it is also a reference to Journey To The West.

Since the buff form is pointless for most characters (unless its a controlled Full Power Form), the best goal for the Krillin and the other Earthling fighters would be for them to utilize masterful ki control & performance in their normal state rather than greatly increasing their muscle mass with ki. As displayed by Krillin, Non-Self State is the next level of Earthling "transformation." But, rather than physical, it is a spiritual transformation; a transformation of internal energy. Hopefully Krillin's Non-Self State makes a return in some form & the other Earthling warriors recieve a similar power-up in the future as well. I have my doubts, but fingers crossed. 🤞

[aerbunny]

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🌄 officialtrasheater

its always "uve been here for 13 straight hours" and "dont u have two husbands, a wife and two kids" and "im going to need u to get out its been an hour after i closed" and never "what level in junimo cart are you in!!!?" #GamerRights

🌄 officialtrasheater

"papa please come home from the mines. papa please come home from the saloon we miss u." not now sweetie daddy's gaming

#when will they release junimo cart to mobile #its the slime level btw. if u even care.

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🦇 prairiekingmaster

anyone else think this thang looks delicious. idk man,, its sorta like rock candy y'know.......

🔮 sewing-magik follow

please do not eat rocks 🙏 they are literally for external use only, and do not provide any of the effects they should after injested. be careful my sillies 🙏✨️

🦇 prairiekingmaster

mmmmyummy sk good yum crunmchyumm yummy dilecious so gooyummmmm bite eat tasteuuuuyyyhey why domy insides hurt

#abby says stuff #dude ik. ........im just craving chips..........giel......okay goonightzzzz

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🦇 prairiekingmaster

anyone else think this thang looks delicious. idk man,, its sorta like rock candy y'know.......

#abby says stuff #girl dinner..... #hungryposting #u know how starting a new anti-psychotic is

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🌄 officialctrasheater

yeah i put those shorts in tht soup. i regret nothing. honestly it was kinda funny #wish i cld do it again

#LAWL #if anything he ratted on himself tbh

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🏛 officialmayorlew follow

🎀 citygirlatheart follow

I dont think anything is gonna beat what the farmer brought last year 🤭🤫🫣😝🩳 ..... Anyone else remember that?

🏛 officialmayorlew follow

Please. Don't bring that up again. It was clearly very embarrassing for everyone involved, and I would very much like to move on from that. Thank you.

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🛹 shredder2002 follow

is anyone looking for a band to play at their venue next month? ours is low on gigs and i've been dying to play for a group again, hmu in dms if ur interested in an indie rock alt hyperpop queer + woman ran band to play at ur next wedding ✌️🤙

🏍 mechanics420

heres our spotify btw! check our shit out!

🦇 prairiekingmaster

boosting!! im apart of this!!!! lead singer speakin to ya live >:3

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🏍 mechanics420

honestly she kinda ate w/ this

#seb.txt #we're really in it now mx. way

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