#what is even

[cirr0stratus]

oh huh

[just-a-carrot]

Hello again, Carrot.

So, um, it appears I have been tasked with sending you yet another message. This one comes from... "The Cult of The Great Orlam"... I know, it's strange, but... please just don't question it, okay? Anyways, it reads as follows:

"We're sorry we kidnapped Orlam, we love him, but he's afraid of us.

And he would hardly agree.

We stole him for one night, for he is our King!

He'll be fine, Dear Carrot, we'll take care of him. Let's have a good party and he will go home.✨

(P.S. The cult had already brought their gifts to his apartment. The apartment was clean while he was with us.)"

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THISSSS???? KFJLKDJLAKDF

HELPPPPPPP??????

my god 😭💦

I MEAN I KNOW IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE NEED TO HORRIFY HIM LDKJFADKFAD

I AM AT A LOSS

[whynotcherries]

the things i see —

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[dearausten]

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

[titleofpersonage-p01]

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen