#what in hell is bad au

[littlestardescendants]

So I saw some posts about the Kings as fathers haha and it made me kind of wanna go into Munira and what'd happen if Mirjami died but she was raised by the Devils (Because she is 5 at the time of the story)

In this AU I sort of see Munira as a more merciless and ruthless Mirjami. She's doing the job she's helping demons, but losing her mother she resents the Angels for killing Mirjami and the Devils (especially Leviathan) for not saving her.

Raised by the Devils and bounced around she's pretty strong and I imagine the Solomon connection is stronger but Munira is here for a job and cutthroat at it. She's got Satan's volatile nature, Leviathan's snakiness, Beelzebub's detachment, and Mammon's keeness and it means she's on a mission to wipe out any angel especially Gabriel.

Oddly I also see her being asexual. She takes Demon Essence injections and pretty much is just focused on revenge and damn all who stand in her way. She wants her mom back.

[forgettable-au]

SOOO HI

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I guess you can all fight Wingdings now if u want to!! So give it a try!! You don't even have to download it, you can play from the website (you do need a computer tho)

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Average ship war between the MC fanbase

*Paimon posted an edit of MC and Satan*

Paimon: They are the cuteeeeeeest!!!! Can't wait to see them kisssssss <3

*Gamigin and 3 others disliked that*

Gamigin: Actually, His Majesty Lucifer kissed them before. Plus, MC just went on a romantic date with him, he's clearly their favourite!

Paimon: Satan was the first demon that met MC, they're clearly closer togetherrrrr

Eligos: His Majesty Mammon is greacious enough to let MC live in other countries, but after all the contracts are broken, they'll move to Tartaros and marry him.

Gamigin: You guys are stupid! Who do you think heals all of MC's wounds, huh? Can his majesty Satan or Mammon fix broken bones or internal bleeding? I doupt they even know what hydrochloric acid even is?

Paimon: Now you're just rudeeeeee

Gamigin: Plus, his Majesty Satan is too short to be MC's type

Paimon: Check your dms

Eligos: If MC likes them tall, then clearly Mammon would be a perfect fit for them

Foras: Actually, Glasylabolas is taller

Eligos: I am in your walls

Foras: ����

Dantalian: Fuck all of you roughly with a chainsaw, his majesty Asmodeus is the only king in hell that deserves MC's attention

Amon: You know, trying to bait death threats is very obvious

Dantalian: Hey! I still think Asmodeus would form a great couple with MC

Amon: Of course he would, he falls for every human with a pulse

Dantalian: Says the bootlicker of the eon. You were born kissing his majesty Beelzebub's ass

Amon: I wish

Dantalian: I hate you so much

*Paimon disabled comments on this post*

[notquitebunnie]

WHB Cat Café

One late summer evening at the Heaven and Hell Cat Café, Gehenna kitties are taking a nap

Fun Fact: It's very inconvenient, this is right in front of a doorway

[sunnymainecoon]

I know damn well I misunderstood the assignment but we roll, I'll understand it some day

It's killer and dust btw. If you couldn't tell. Which you probably couldn't.. forgor to say but shhh 🤫 Killers having a convo with himself..

..I kinda wanna change my url but idk to what

[littlestardescendants]

Love it Raon/MC ain't even a good person in Canon so it works lol

WHB AU thoughts:

MC in this AU will be called Raon

In this AU. Minhyeok and Raon used to have a co-dependent friendship due to Raon losing her parents at a young age and being taken in by Minhyeok's family. Minhyeok coddles Raon and their relationship becomes toxic which leads to them having a massive argument, causing them to not speak for four years after high school. When they meet again, Minhyeok helps Raon move out and they start to rebuild their relationship. However, their relationship is still awkward and they both have their own issues to work through. During a visit, as canon Gabriel appears, and Minhyeok saves Raon, dies before getting revived by Satan. This time instead of seeing Minhyeok as a brother/caretaker, Raon actually loves Minhyeok romantically and shares a genuine bond with him that other devils can't have, both trying to go back to him and considering the temptation of having everything she wants on the silver platter. Minhyeok still helps her as he did in the game but he thinks about letting Raon stay in Hell, not that he doesn't love her but he knows his own limits, and from what Ppyong told him, Raon seems doing fine, and has everything she wants there. He wants to have her back but is just waiting for the predictable result and letting himself hurt again.

Exploring the concept of temptation, deterrent, and consequences in the future for Raon

She is not a good person or a good friend at the beginning so her going to Hell and fighting against angels is sort of like a redemption arc of sorts, while also rebuilding back of the relationships she lost.

Probably will have different endings for this.

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#62 VEN PAPACITO!?-

Baby Luke & Mc THAT'S IT-...Finding an angel baby in the Tartaros lab and just that-...this angel hasn't been twisted up like the others-...So it's not kidnapping it's just...SUPRISE ADOPTION-

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Mc*Picking the angel baby with light blonde hair, tiny fluffy wings, and baby blue eyes looking at you in awe*Look at you~

Mc: He’s coming with us!?~

Levi:No, he’s not.

Mc*Holding him cheek to cheek with an excited grin*Oh, yes, he is~

Bimet: Fuck, no.

Mc: Oh, yes.

-You and your sweet angel get separated ...what you don't know is that this angel seems oddly attached to you...seemingly imprinting on you and has been looking all over you-

In mid of a fight, an angel portal appears and...in comes crawling luke with a gummy smile seeing he found you...totally ignoring the vibe...

Mc: Oh my God!!!-

Mc*Drops to the floor on knees and opens arms ready to welcome him into a hug*Oh my God!?-

Demons*Look at you taken aback*...

Levi*Discusted glared seeing you cheer the child*...

Mc: Come on, Boy!!!~

Soon...Luke's wings flutter and his crawling turns into him flying towards you faster in your direction-

Mc*Tearing up and nodding* Come on, Boy!!!~

Baby!Luke *Finally reaches you and his halo glows as he starts baby-aggressive "kissing" your face*!!!

Mc: We’ll never be apart, never, ever again!!!

Mc: Never, ever again!?-

Raph*Appears from the sky but stops...seeing the last angel made by god before he disappeared* DESCENDANT OF SOLOMON-...Luke?

Mc*Stops midway twirling with Luke in arms*-Fuck!?!

Just baby Luke ruining ANY chance for the demon kings and others to be pervs-

[unknownarmageddon]

hello kross nation

cross belongs to jael peñaloza killer belongs to rahafwabas

+ individual versions with notes!!!!

[hakugin0]

Choose your Cult Leader!

What in Hell is Bad/Cult of the Lamb AU

Listeeeeeeen, I might be insane but they dropped the Goat and it was purple and the Lamb is red and and and- I'M NOT INSANE I SWEAR(I am a tad insane) (this is for me and like... the 3 other people out there who see the vision of insanity) Bonus info under cut 'cause this has been stewing in my brain for one whole day it's so dire (also Solorined and NariMC)

THEY'RE RED AND WHITE AND PURPLE AND BLACK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED NOT TO??? THEY'RE ALSO MY FAVOURITES THIS IS WARFARE AGAINST ME [ cough ] I mean...

The other 4 Kings as Bishops and the Seraphs as Witnesses? Who's who? dunno but a part of me says Heket!Bell ('cause famine) and Shamura!Lucifer('cause strongest ya know) (a part of me is also saying Mammon as Kallamar)

Nobles as cute mini-bosses

Solomon as Narinder and MC as his shard or something like that, bit that splinters and gets brought back as a cultist

Satan the implement of chaotic doctrines and rituals (yes, the naked dance was his idea) (big supporter of the fight pit too!)

Levi, tired, but at least everyone listens to him when he tells them to clean up, my brain wants to say he also somewhat floats (does it piss Satan off that it makes Levi even taller? yes)

Brought back NariMC, NariMC thought they'd get killed or tortured or worse;

Boom! Marriage! (you can fill in the blanks after but they suddenly needed a second mating tent)

Oh yeah also Aym and Baal are Ppyong and Minhyeok, don't even tell me otherwise

Endless fights of outdoing eachother with crusade spoils 'cause they're competitive but also NariMC praise

Bonus Solorinder and NariMC(Narijin?)

talk to me about this AU at your own discretion because I will not shut up (yes this exists mostly because I saw the Goat/Lamb/Nari polycule and went ha ha, hey that's my sillies coded... oh no)

This will not be the last time you'll see them from me

[da-shrimping-station]

cat!Kings and how they cuddle/sleep with you

Satan

definitely on your chest or anywhere on your torso

your thighs are a good spot too

he purrs so damn loud it wakes you up, especially if he's right on your sternum

if he ends up sleeping anywhere near your face, you're waking up with fur in your mouth

sometimes falls asleep with his eyes half open

it looks like a demon is watching while you sleep

is pretty chill with other cats but will fight if they try to take his fave spot

Mammon

1000% makes biscuits on your butt before falling asleep on it

any time you sleep/lay on your stomach, he's there to settle on your lower back

it feels like something is pinning you down tho cuz he's a biiig kitty

if you sleep on your back a lot, he will settle on your tummy or thighs instead

he likes to sleep on your chest sometimes but only when Satan's not around

they will fight

doesn't mind sharing his spots with the others tho

Leviathan

he hates you, you swear he does

but he always sleeps at your head/neck

legit will sleep on your face/neck

no one dares to go anywhere near

except for Satan but only on accident cuz he moves in his sleep sometimes

he gets the bap

everyone gets the bap

you tilt your head in a way he didn't like? bap

the other cats being annoying? bap bap bap

but on rare occasions, he's agreeable and cuddles without problems

Beelzebub

he's claimed the laundry basket where you put your dirty clothes

if it's full, you can find him there buried under your clothes

which is dangerous cuz one time you weren't paying attention and dumped him in the washer by accident (thank goodness you saw his lil butt poking out and got him)

but if the laundry basket is empty, he'll sleep w his face smooshed in your armpits

he always invades the other cat's fave spots but only Levi has beef with him (he gets the bap for just being there)

very rarely, you can have Beel and Levi sleeping on either side of your neck without fighting

he'll also sleep smooshed against your crotch or butt

Mammon doesn't mind sharing thankfully

will join him for biscuit making on your thighs

moves in his sleep A LOT

Lucifer

doesn't really cuddle

he'll be there on the edge of the bed, far enough not to get caught in the four's chaos but close enough for you to give scritches

closest he gets in laying against your shins

almost never ever sleeps belly up (the only time he does is when sleeping with kitty!Gamigin)

sometimes you wake up to him going around checking you and the others

more often than not, you see him staring at you as you fall asleep

chillest cat of the bunch, though he gets bitey sometimes (Satan holds the record for most bitey cat)

[domreader-headcannon-scenarios]

(Pull results and link to the original with the kings!)

So this is the main three angels

Intro:

When Gabriel had first attacked you, he didn’t check his surroundings, he regrets having attacked you in the first place…but his nativity kept you alive and for that he was grateful.

If he’d noticed Minhyeok, Satan….you wouldn’t have survived, that scares Gabriel. But what he didn’t expect was…

He missed you had a child.

Satan had already basically had your kid safe the second Gabriel made himself known, and being a child, when Satan threw blankets over them, they’d stayed under them scared.

But when the angels tried to get you…you had a child. A human child. They know your roommate wasn’t the dad so…

These idiots further believe their delusions believing you had a ‘virgin’ birth!

So naturally they take you AND your child to Heaven!

Every angel takes turns watching and caring for your child.

You don’t exactly like it but at least no angel really has more than 20 minutes with your kid and only 2 of those minutes (unless you’re sleeping) they are unsupervised by you.

The angels treat your child just as well as you. Hell, they’d even go to the human world to get toys/supplies for the kid!

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Gabriel

He’s a little upset that he’s kinda…like a villain to your child. He understands you and your child have a damn good reason to hate him…but that doesn’t make it hurt any less!

He really wants to be a part of your kids life to try and warm up to you, but he has no idea how to treat a child, there’s been no children in Heaven for a while, well at least not children they care for…

He helps your kid with anything they get stressed over, homework? He’ll do it for them! Your kid is hungry but you don’t have enough time to cook? Hes getting anything he thinks your kid will like

He practically worships the ground you walk on, so given you love your child, he treats your child like a tiny God, he is protective of them but backs off from ‘raising’ the child as he knows you’re more skillful with that

Michael

Your kid 100% calls him a crybaby, both to his face and behind his back. He finds it a little funny, he’s stopped crying since you came to Heaven but…your kid still removers him as the ‘crybaby angel’

He tells your kid stories, about God, Heaven, Adam and Eve, he’s like the Uncle that reads your kid to sleep/watches over them while you rest/do literally anything else

He uses his wings as blankets if your kid falls asleep near him, he will stay there to keep your child safe while they sleep, even if he loses sleep over it

He is just smart enough to figure having your kid like him will make you dislike him less, he feels better when you don’t glare at him, even if you’re only smiling because your child is looking to you

Raphael

He’s terrible with kids. He shouldn’t be left alone with your kid, ever. He literally throws your kid into the air and catches him thinking that’s how you play with kids

Your kid likes him, he’s almost like a sibling, he makes bad decisions that makes them both smile and have fun, but gets them in trouble

He also tries to take you two flying with him, thinking it’ll be fun, but he’s a reckless flyer. You three aren’t in danger but everyone else is

He teaches your kid curse words. He thinks it’s funny hearing them shout them in the wrong context like when you tell your kid to go to bed and they shout back ‘That’s fucked.’

[littlestardescendants]

I forgot I owed you guys drawings.

Here's Gabriel's daughter with Mirjami, Briella

AU Story under the cut

Now Briella is a Nephilim so she was a normal innocent baby but grew exceptionally big and powerful and in an AU where she's born it's nothing but tragedy.

Gabriel takes her to Heaven and tries to kill Mirjami, raising Briella as a weapon and warping the baby into a Killing machine who with Solomon's power and his angel power wipes out demons with ease.

As for Mirjami she trains her magic away from the demons and sets off the mission to kill Gabriel and her daughter unwilling to let Briella kill or hurt others especially after Briella would murder Munira out of jealousy.

It's really sad however because Mirjami still loves Briella, that's her baby girl after all but Briella killed her sister and will hurt others if she let's her live.

And Briella just wants Gabriel's approval. She wants Mirjami to love her but if she can't have that she will destroy all three Realms for it.

But what stings is it'll never be enough. Gabriel probably plans to kill her afterwards since Nephilim shouldn't exist but Briella just wants her parents together and feels like if she gets rid of the Devils and Hell they'll be together. She doesn't realize what's gonna come.

Also since I've been playing BG3 guess which God Mirjami worships and win a prize

[stealingpotatoes]

Oh my GOD I've fallen down the rabbit hole of your glorious skywalkers apart AU and quite apart from being ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED, I have to know if my boy Cal is around in it?!

yes but i never really developed it!! ok we all know i'm never gonna finish that comic script i'll just tell u guys -- in said script, after leia and anakin free Padme, they find out Luke was taken somewhere else which, after a family recon mission, they find is FORTRESS GODDAMN INQUISITORIUS! (which they assume is bc luke tried to use the force to stop the initial arrest, big mistake huge)

anyway all this to say cal's involvement was a tiny-mentioned cameo to explain why anakin knew how to infiltrate nur (the exact line i wrote in the never-finished-script was "we met this jedi survivor a few years back" + comments abt said survivor inflitrating nur 10 years ago yes it was that unsubtle) -- the idea was they had run into one another on a short mission in the past and then gone their separate ways!

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

How the kings would react to the shipping of them and MC

Satan

He was hanging out with his nobles, just talking gossip like normal people

But Paimon was just staying on his phone through half the conversations

"Paimon! What's so important that you're not interested in seing Sitri's baby pictures?"

Sitri was dying in the corner while Zagan was rubbing his back

Paimon takes his eyes out of his phone and giggles.

"Oh, I was just arguing with some people onlineeee"

Satan puts down the pictures of baby Sitri on the table (which Astaroth swiftly takes for himself. This will make such great blackmail material) and sits next to Paimon curiously.

"What are these dumpass arguing about now? Don't tell me Leraye started sending death threats to Barbatos over the weather again."

"Noooooo, it's better than thaaaaat. People are arguing about who the child of Solomon would dateeeee"

Satan takes Paimon's phone and starts to scroll through the comversations.

"And I'm winning, right? I mean MC has a pact with me, I was the first to meet them, it's obvious that I'm the one they'll choose"

"I know, riiiiiight?"

Satan would become the most active person in the shipping forum, just spamming it with pictures of him and MC

It's a way to assert his dominance over the whole thing.

Gamigin almost started a war between Paradise Lost and Gehenna when he started insulting Satan under his photos of MC

Mod Jjok had to work overtime to stop the harassment everyone in Gehenna was throwing at Gamigin for that

Lucifer had to send a formal apologise on behalf of his son to stop the situation from escalating further.

Mammon

Recently Eligos asked him to try on different fashion styles

At some point Mammon asks Eligos what this is all about

"The child of Solomon mentioned that they are interested in gothic fashion, so I'm trying to see what clothing would fit you and abide by goth fashion rules."

Mammon chuckles and ruffles Eligos' hair before telling him that he is already to his master's liking

"But there are a lot of people that claim that MC would be more interested in the other kings. We can't have that! Just yesterday Amon was bragging that MC and Beelzebub went on a date!"

"I'm glad they had fun with Beelzebub, but Beelzebub is mine and I am MC's. They can have fun with anyone they please."

Eligos' jaw drops to the floor. He gets flashbacks of all the arguments he had online about this and how he bought bots to mass report any Mammon x Mc slander

Eligos constantly tries to convince Mammon that the shipping wars are a big but Mammon doesn't really care.

At most he sends pictures of him and MC cuddling to Satan to spite him like all good friends do with eachother.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a lurker through the forums

It's where he got most of his information about you before kidnapping you

Probably reports all posts that aren't for the ship with him and you for false information

He would constantly post pictures of you and him doing mundane things with captions like "Living life perfectly", "Greatest day of my life", "Me and my wonderful significant other"

Makes everyone in Hades like his post and floud it with compliments

He'll make an account for you where he roleplays as a version of you that's madly innlove with you

The most likely to start an actual war between Hades and whatever ship is trending that morning

He sometimes doesn't sleep and just scrolls through the forums, refreshing constantly to see if you're having fun with someone else

King of all doxxers

No VPN will protect you from Leviathan's wrath

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was tied to his office chair with Bael glaring at him

"Go on, look at the complaint. What does it say?"

"I should take a vacation. I'm already burned out. You know, overworking is very bad for your health."

Bael glares at him with not an ounce of amusement behind his eyes

When Beelzebub skims through the files, something catches his attention

"Threat of war from Hades? I don't remember going to Hades recently, what happened?"

"While you were away having fun with the child of Solomon, Amon posted pictures of you two going at it on a forum. Next thing I know, his majesty Leviathan declared war on Avisos. I had to talk him out of it, but we now have to write a report about what happened and send it to the other kingdoms to tell them that it was resolved without any casualties."

Beelzebub was laughing his ass off while Bael was question his life choices

Beelzebub asks Amon to show him the forum which the younger devil does happily.

He sometimes go through it often, but he uses it as a way to find out where you are.

He's chiller about the whole thing, finding it kind of funny that so many people are so invested in your love life

Lucifer

Gamigin won't shut up about it.

If Lucifer took a shot every time Gamigin complained about the shipping wars, he'll dethrone Beelzebub as the king of Gluttuny

Lucifer is a softer lover, only being intense in more private parts of your relationship

So even getting him to kiss you in public (or outside the bedroom) is very hard.

This makes Gamigin's job as a shipper very hard

Lucifer finds the shipping war situation absurd

Why would anyone do this? What is it accompleshing? Why does he suddently get embargos from Hades or Gehenna after he goes on a date with you?

He'll probably have to sit Gamigin down and tell him to stop calling the other kings rude names just because they hang out with you.

It really depends on your reaction to everything as well

If you like being in the spot light, than he'll try to be more open with his affection, giving Gamigin more oportunities to gush about you online

If you want to keep your relationship more private, than he'll make all cameras fracture when pointing at the two of you

[notquitebunnie]

WHB Cat Café AU

Gehenna

Treat feeding facts below

Satan WILL attack your hand if you dangle treats in front of him

Ppyong will sit on his hind legs and beg with his front paws

Sitri will sit there and stare at the treat before leaving, he’s only interested in catnip or silvervine tea

Belial can give you paw, when you ask for it both him and Jjyu will give you paw, be sure to reward them both. Jjyu will run away if he’s not with Belial.

Zagan doesn’t like receiving treats from strangers’ hands, leave it on the floor. But otherwise he’ll rub his face on your hand before eating the treat

Astaroth will sniff the treat first, then eat it, putting his paws on your hand to secure it

Leraye will do tippy taps for the treats

Paimon will gently grab the treats from your hand

[hell-drabbles]

Lucifer 3

Summary: You’re curious about Lucifer’s mouth. So, you ask him to open up. Eventually, you two cuddle.

(More Embittered Companion and Lucifer because he has not exited my mind. Casual intimacy is something I really like.)

Lucifer comes and goes as he pleases, but he always makes sure to knock before coming into your room. It’s become a routine by this point, for Lucifer to come by in the middle of the night, crawl into your bed, and sleep until the morning comes.

It’s pretty much become a thing that brings you comfort. There’s something nice about having someone you actually trust dreaming in the same bed as you. Reminded you of all the times you, Minhyeok and Ra-on would share the same tent back when all of you used to camp every other month or so.

But, that was another routine lost, and one you’re rather sure that you’re not going to get that back.

And here you both are, you sitting up against the bed frame as Lucifer lazily lifted himself up on his elbows. He yawned, jaws wide and tongue flicking over the points of his teeth.

“Can you open your mouth for me?”

You’ve seen his teeth poking past his lips many a time, but you’ve been meaning to take a look at them up close.

Lucifer raised an eyebrow, and you expected him to ask why, but instead he rose, leaned his head forward, and let his jaw go slack. He’s more agreeable in the morning, huh?

“Thanks,” you said, tilting his head back with a finger under his chin.

Sharp thing, all of them. Looking ready to sink into delicate flesh all for the purpose of ripping and tearing. His fangs looked eternally dyed in that red color, as though he spent the night feasting on something bloody. But no, he was here with you the entire time.

You tucked strands of his hair behind his ear, and Lucifer lolled his tongue out.

“Put your tongue back in,” you laughed out, lightly flicking the muscle. “I just want to look at your teeth.”

Lucifer blinked at you, almost lovingly as he swirled his tongue once over your nail, then pulled it back in. You think you’re putting him in a mood. His breathing is starting to lean more into panting.

You tilted his chin down, coaxing him to lower his jaw to get a better view of his bottom teeth. You tapped a nail against the front most tooth. The sharp point of it accidentally slipped under, and you flinched when it almost went too far in.

“Ow.” It didn’t hurt, but you couldn’t help the instinct.

Lucifer’s eyes widened and his hands immediately cradle your wrist. He didn’t say anything as he closely examined each of your finger for even a single hint of a cut. He furrowed his brow as his mouth clicked closed.

“I’m not hurt, I just poked your tooth weirdly. Slipped under the nail for a second.” You didn’t stop him from smoothing his palm against your own, as though committing the feeling of your skin to memory. You slipped your fingers between his own, pulled back, and pushed in again. A small habit. It always brings a softer light in Lucifer’s eyes. Something about your hands always gets to him. “Mind if I look again?”

You haven’t even gotten to the red-tipped fangs.

Lucifer had an almost drunk air around him, heavily leaning against his other arm, thoughts probably slow to connect to one another as he focused entirely on you. He crawled forward and pressed a gentle kiss on your inner wrist. His half-lidded eyes practically glowed.

“Well?” You asked with a half-smile. Lucifer lips nipped at your forearm, aiming higher and higher until his face was fully in your shoulder. His body pressed against yours. “I guess that answers that, huh?”

“Mm-hmm.” Lucifer was slowly laying his weight upon you, his legs parting to fully seat himself on your lap.

You snapped the band of his underwear and laughed when he jumped.

“Alright, alright,” you said, brushing away the curling strands of his hair just to get a better look at the flush on his cheeks. He fully buried himself in your neck, arms loosely wrapping around you. “Guess we’re cuddling.”

“Mm-hmm.”

Shame. You were hoping to have a walk in the early morning, when there wasn’t a crowd of devils gathering in the park you found.

“Want to use my leg to take care of that morning wood of yours?”

He snuggled deeper into your body. “Mm-hmm. In a bit.”

He really doesn’t understand how cute he is.