#what in hell is bad au

[littlestardescendants]

So I saw some posts about the Kings as fathers haha and it made me kind of wanna go into Munira and what'd happen if Mirjami died but she was raised by the Devils (Because she is 5 at the time of the story)

In this AU I sort of see Munira as a more merciless and ruthless Mirjami. She's doing the job she's helping demons, but losing her mother she resents the Angels for killing Mirjami and the Devils (especially Leviathan) for not saving her.

Raised by the Devils and bounced around she's pretty strong and I imagine the Solomon connection is stronger but Munira is here for a job and cutthroat at it. She's got Satan's volatile nature, Leviathan's snakiness, Beelzebub's detachment, and Mammon's keeness and it means she's on a mission to wipe out any angel especially Gabriel.

Oddly I also see her being asexual. She takes Demon Essence injections and pretty much is just focused on revenge and damn all who stand in her way. She wants her mom back.

[erinwantstowrite]

Tim AU (Terminal AU)

was thinking lately about how Tim seriously needs his own mantle and that i don't like that he returned to Robin after his stint as Red Robin.... and thus this was created.

named him Terminal because of what you see up there with the definitions. Tim coming into his own hero would be the "death" or "end" of his time as Robin for good, signaling a new era for him. He had to choose this path (because he was forced to). And also, the last one really felt Tim. I wanted to see if there was a part of a camera that I could use as the name (because I am a sucker for Tim and his photography, even if it's not "canon"), and saw the terminal cover and I went looking. and here we are!

It still very much looks like his old Robin suit but that was on purpose. He's not Robin, but I don't think he would branch away from it completely (because for Dick and Jason the circumstances were different), so I think he'd keep most of the suit design, but would go with developing a lot of his own gadgetry. hence: more storage space. (seriously considering that Tim would keep adding belts and then decide to change his pants, and from there he'd start losing aspects of the Robin suit naturally and delve more into an older look.)

color scheme based off of the desert, which I think was a serious turning point for him. + the gas mask because Gotham villains LOVE to poison, gas, etc and Tim, newly spleenless, should not take any chances with that. DC why did we ignore he lost his spleen. why.

(also i am obsessed with the pen I made but I'm still doing some tweaks to it/figuring out exactly how I want it. once i figure it out i WILL be unstoppable just watch me)

[just-null]

Yknow that pic where that drunk lady kissed lipstick marks all over her cat? All I can imagine is doing this to the clones each time I get home

POINTS AT MY PET AU

[the pic in question!]

[forgettable-au]

SOOO HI

UHM, MY BROTHER SURPRISED ME WITH THIS ???

LINK

I guess you can all fight Wingdings now if u want to!! So give it a try!! You don't even have to download it, you can play from the website (you do need a computer tho)

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#62 VEN PAPACITO!?-

Baby Luke & Mc THAT'S IT-...Finding an angel baby in the Tartaros lab and just that-...this angel hasn't been twisted up like the others-...So it's not kidnapping it's just...SUPRISE ADOPTION-

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Mc*Picking the angel baby with light blonde hair, tiny fluffy wings, and baby blue eyes looking at you in awe*Look at you~

Mc: He’s coming with us!?~

Levi:No, he’s not.

Mc*Holding him cheek to cheek with an excited grin*Oh, yes, he is~

Bimet: Fuck, no.

Mc: Oh, yes.

-You and your sweet angel get separated ...what you don't know is that this angel seems oddly attached to you...seemingly imprinting on you and has been looking all over you-

In mid of a fight, an angel portal appears and...in comes crawling luke with a gummy smile seeing he found you...totally ignoring the vibe...

Mc: Oh my God!!!-

Mc*Drops to the floor on knees and opens arms ready to welcome him into a hug*Oh my God!?-

Demons*Look at you taken aback*...

Levi*Discusted glared seeing you cheer the child*...

Mc: Come on, Boy!!!~

Soon...Luke's wings flutter and his crawling turns into him flying towards you faster in your direction-

Mc*Tearing up and nodding* Come on, Boy!!!~

Baby!Luke *Finally reaches you and his halo glows as he starts baby-aggressive "kissing" your face*!!!

Mc: We’ll never be apart, never, ever again!!!

Mc: Never, ever again!?-

Raph*Appears from the sky but stops...seeing the last angel made by god before he disappeared* DESCENDANT OF SOLOMON-...Luke?

Mc*Stops midway twirling with Luke in arms*-Fuck!?!

Just baby Luke ruining ANY chance for the demon kings and others to be pervs-

[sunnymainecoonx]

I know damn well I misunderstood the assignment but we roll, I'll understand it some day

It's killer and dust btw. If you couldn't tell. Which you probably couldn't.. forgor to say but shhh 🤫 Killers having a convo with himself..

..I kinda wanna change my url but idk to what

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Average ship war between the MC fanbase

*Paimon posted an edit of MC and Satan*

Paimon: They are the cuteeeeeeest!!!! Can't wait to see them kisssssss <3

*Gamigin and 3 others disliked that*

Gamigin: Actually, His Majesty Lucifer kissed them before. Plus, MC just went on a romantic date with him, he's clearly their favourite!

Paimon: Satan was the first demon that met MC, they're clearly closer togetherrrrr

Eligos: His Majesty Mammon is greacious enough to let MC live in other countries, but after all the contracts are broken, they'll move to Tartaros and marry him.

Gamigin: You guys are stupid! Who do you think heals all of MC's wounds, huh? Can his majesty Satan or Mammon fix broken bones or internal bleeding? I doupt they even know what hydrochloric acid even is?

Paimon: Now you're just rudeeeeee

Gamigin: Plus, his Majesty Satan is too short to be MC's type

Paimon: Check your dms

Eligos: If MC likes them tall, then clearly Mammon would be a perfect fit for them

Foras: Actually, Glasylabolas is taller

Eligos: I am in your walls

Foras: 😨

Dantalian: Fuck all of you roughly with a chainsaw, his majesty Asmodeus is the only king in hell that deserves MC's attention

Amon: You know, trying to bait death threats is very obvious

Dantalian: Hey! I still think Asmodeus would form a great couple with MC

Amon: Of course he would, he falls for every human with a pulse

Dantalian: Says the bootlicker of the eon. You were born kissing his majesty Beelzebub's ass

Amon: I wish

Dantalian: I hate you so much

*Paimon disabled comments on this post*

[notquitebunnie]

WHB Cat Café

One late summer evening at the Heaven and Hell Cat Café, Gehenna kitties are taking a nap

Fun Fact: It's very inconvenient, this is right in front of a doorway

[littlestardescendants]

Love it Raon/MC ain't even a good person in Canon so it works lol

WHB AU thoughts:

MC in this AU will be called Raon

In this AU. Minhyeok and Raon used to have a co-dependent friendship due to Raon losing her parents at a young age and being taken in by Minhyeok's family. Minhyeok coddles Raon and their relationship becomes toxic which leads to them having a massive argument, causing them to not speak for four years after high school. When they meet again, Minhyeok helps Raon move out and they start to rebuild their relationship. However, their relationship is still awkward and they both have their own issues to work through. During a visit, as canon Gabriel appears, and Minhyeok saves Raon, dies before getting revived by Satan. This time instead of seeing Minhyeok as a brother/caretaker, Raon actually loves Minhyeok romantically and shares a genuine bond with him that other devils can't have, both trying to go back to him and considering the temptation of having everything she wants on the silver platter. Minhyeok still helps her as he did in the game but he thinks about letting Raon stay in Hell, not that he doesn't love her but he knows his own limits, and from what Ppyong told him, Raon seems doing fine, and has everything she wants there. He wants to have her back but is just waiting for the predictable result and letting himself hurt again.

Exploring the concept of temptation, deterrent, and consequences in the future for Raon

She is not a good person or a good friend at the beginning so her going to Hell and fighting against angels is sort of like a redemption arc of sorts, while also rebuilding back of the relationships she lost.

Probably will have different endings for this.

[stestylius-arts]

What in "Hell" is Bad Assets.

Hello WHB fandom,

As a benefactor of the Adobe Illustrator, I was able to recreate the Devils, Angels and Other templates. Also it applies to the Artefacts Templates modified with photoshoped with better easy access. Beyond that, I haven't decided to take the step into the Secret Club for obvious reasons.

These templates are fun time made.

They are for people with MCS, OCs of WHB fandom.

Please considerable to tag me if you use these assets. Need to be translated to another language? Please let me know and I will do what I can.

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Green (Angel), Blue (Other), Red (Devil/demon)

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[omkookie]

The second descendant. Pt 2 au

Solomon... Being his second descendant sucks because demons literally just keep you around since you're related to him. You have fragments of his soul still attached to your own, a little reminiscent of his soul just lingering.

All of their affection feels fake. Even if it's not.

They don't see you as more than his descendant.

They don't see you as your own being, they just see something that Solomon left behind.

You're not even strong like Solomon.

There's nothing remarkable about you.

At least Ra-on looks similar to him...

✧~✧~

Maybe that's why after all this time and hardship you befriend angels rather than demons? Quite the opposite of your ancestor.

You get along better with the celestial beings, You've proven to them that you're not a sorcerer to be messed with, or taken lightly. You're definitely the strongest of your generation, and your power out stands many others'

You might not see your own potential, but Michael sees your potential! Raphael sees your potential too. Even if you put yourself down and compare yourself to your standards... Never being able to meet them.

The seraphim have acknowledged you as a powerful being, One that is Worthy of being seen as the strongest. (But is this truly the reason why?...)

This is why you gain their respect. (Or so you're told)

As you sit in heaven, looking down at the stacks of papers and maps- plenty of work that you're unfamiliar with, you can't help but wonder—

Gabriel suddenly clings to you, cutting your train of thoughts and making you feel suffocated.

"I can't wait until the day you die and become an angel." His soft spoken words are like a deadly poison that's masked by a sweet scent.

Part one

[littlestardescendants]

I forgot I owed you guys drawings.

Here's Gabriel's daughter with Mirjami, Briella

AU Story under the cut

Now Briella is a Nephilim so she was a normal innocent baby but grew exceptionally big and powerful and in an AU where she's born it's nothing but tragedy.

Gabriel takes her to Heaven and tries to kill Mirjami, raising Briella as a weapon and warping the baby into a Killing machine who with Solomon's power and his angel power wipes out demons with ease.

As for Mirjami she trains her magic away from the demons and sets off the mission to kill Gabriel and her daughter unwilling to let Briella kill or hurt others especially after Briella would murder Munira out of jealousy.

It's really sad however because Mirjami still loves Briella, that's her baby girl after all but Briella killed her sister and will hurt others if she let's her live.

And Briella just wants Gabriel's approval. She wants Mirjami to love her but if she can't have that she will destroy all three Realms for it.

But what stings is it'll never be enough. Gabriel probably plans to kill her afterwards since Nephilim shouldn't exist but Briella just wants her parents together and feels like if she gets rid of the Devils and Hell they'll be together. She doesn't realize what's gonna come.

Also since I've been playing BG3 guess which God Mirjami worships and win a prize

[hakugin0]

Choose your Cult Leader!

What in Hell is Bad/Cult of the Lamb AU

Listeeeeeeen, I might be insane but they dropped the Goat and it was purple and the Lamb is red and and and- I'M NOT INSANE I SWEAR(I am a tad insane) (this is for me and like... the 3 other people out there who see the vision of insanity) Bonus info under cut 'cause this has been stewing in my brain for one whole day it's so dire (also Solorined and NariMC)

THEY'RE RED AND WHITE AND PURPLE AND BLACK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED NOT TO??? THEY'RE ALSO MY FAVOURITES THIS IS WARFARE AGAINST ME [ cough ] I mean...

The other 4 Kings as Bishops and the Seraphs as Witnesses? Who's who? dunno but a part of me says Heket!Bell ('cause famine) and Shamura!Lucifer('cause strongest ya know) (a part of me is also saying Mammon as Kallamar)

Nobles as cute mini-bosses

Solomon as Narinder and MC as his shard or something like that, bit that splinters and gets brought back as a cultist

Satan the implement of chaotic doctrines and rituals (yes, the naked dance was his idea) (big supporter of the fight pit too!)

Levi, tired, but at least everyone listens to him when he tells them to clean up, my brain wants to say he also somewhat floats (does it piss Satan off that it makes Levi even taller? yes)

Brought back NariMC, NariMC thought they'd get killed or tortured or worse;

Boom! Marriage! (you can fill in the blanks after but they suddenly needed a second mating tent)

Oh yeah also Aym and Baal are Ppyong and Minhyeok, don't even tell me otherwise

Endless fights of outdoing eachother with crusade spoils 'cause they're competitive but also NariMC praise

Bonus Solorinder and NariMC(Narijin?)

talk to me about this AU at your own discretion because I will not shut up (yes this exists mostly because I saw the Goat/Lamb/Nari polycule and went ha ha, hey that's my sillies coded... oh no)

This will not be the last time you'll see them from me

[hell-drabbles]

Lucifer 6

Summary: You have Lucifer leaning on your torso while you ask him what is it about you that turns him on.

(This drabble is also weirdly sweet, so enjoy!!! I swear I'll write for a different character eventually. I really want to gush about all the ideas in my head with somebody... There's nothing more fun than just gushing about one's own creations.)

"Hmm? What is it about me that turns you on?" You leaned against your hand, idly stroking the side of Lucifer's face as his back rested against your torso. His skin was fully flushed, mouth hanging slightly agape. He turned to try and capture your fingers, but you pulled away. "Come on, you can't avoid the question by stuffing your mouth. Tell me. I won't be angry."

You busied yourself with Lucifer's buttons, popping them open just enough to press patterns into the valley of his chest. A pleasant hum rumbled beneath your fingers, and finally his voice formed words.

"Your… your voice," he said, as if you had a vice around his neck. You've heard of devils being driven mad by lust, but somehow it never connected that such a thing was real. You can't deny it now, not when you see this devil before you ripping holes into the sheets below just to keep from touching himself. You can practically see his every twitch and throb through his pants. Any other devil probably wouldn't have as strong a self restraint as him.

"My voice is all it takes huh?" you sighed, then cupped Lucifer's chin, guiding him up until he can no longer look away from you, "that's cute, actually."

Stray hairs stuck to his skin as Lucifer was overcome with full body shudders. You couldn't help but trail a finger over the pulse on his neck, just to feel the fluttering beats of his heart.

"Mm-hmm, very cute." You back away before Lucifer could lunge for a kiss. His eye narrowed to a light glare, still refusing to give him any mercy. Funny. "You know, I was always fascinated by your eyes." You brushed away the hairs to see them clearly, allowing him to snuggle up into your palm. "They're filled with an endless patience and a soft, soft love for the world around them. I never have to worry about doing anything wrong just for being my stubborn myself. And I find them wonderful. I find you wonderful, Lucifer."

Lucifer has lived too long to be shocked by such words, but they softened him nonetheless. His face was still overtaken by a deep flush, with a small smile that looked almost shaky. "…you love to try and make me cry, don't you?"

You softly laughed, "Yeah yeah, but you know I meant every word."

A breath shuddered it's way out of his throat, "I know. That… also affects me, in many shameful ways."

"A lot of things about me affect you, I see," you readjusted yourself and leaned back against your hands, "show me exactly how. You have my permission now."

His pupils dilated so quickly, you thought his iris would disappear. You feel bad for the poor devil that will probably have to repair his clothing. Tore through that poor thing like it was nothing. And what a nice snake design it had.

Just to further mess with him, nudged his moaning mouth wider and pressed your thumb flat against his tongue. His fangs grazed against your skin, as if Lucifer was entertaining the notion of clamping down and never letting go, but never will go through with it without your say so.

It's nice, never having to worry about you suddenly being subjected to random whims and then being forgotten about once that boredom was sated.

Here was Lucifer, a devil king that was essentially untouchable, a king that forces the other kings to hold a level of caution about them, and a king that was currently masturbating with your permission.

How fun. How nice that you two have found and come to know one another.

[da-shrimping-station]

cat!Kings and how they cuddle/sleep with you

Satan

definitely on your chest or anywhere on your torso

your thighs are a good spot too

he purrs so damn loud it wakes you up, especially if he's right on your sternum

if he ends up sleeping anywhere near your face, you're waking up with fur in your mouth

sometimes falls asleep with his eyes half open

it looks like a demon is watching while you sleep

is pretty chill with other cats but will fight if they try to take his fave spot

Mammon

1000% makes biscuits on your butt before falling asleep on it

any time you sleep/lay on your stomach, he's there to settle on your lower back

it feels like something is pinning you down tho cuz he's a biiig kitty

if you sleep on your back a lot, he will settle on your tummy or thighs instead

he likes to sleep on your chest sometimes but only when Satan's not around

they will fight

doesn't mind sharing his spots with the others tho

Leviathan

he hates you, you swear he does

but he always sleeps at your head/neck

legit will sleep on your face/neck

no one dares to go anywhere near

except for Satan but only on accident cuz he moves in his sleep sometimes

he gets the bap

everyone gets the bap

you tilt your head in a way he didn't like? bap

the other cats being annoying? bap bap bap

but on rare occasions, he's agreeable and cuddles without problems

Beelzebub

he's claimed the laundry basket where you put your dirty clothes

if it's full, you can find him there buried under your clothes

which is dangerous cuz one time you weren't paying attention and dumped him in the washer by accident (thank goodness you saw his lil butt poking out and got him)

but if the laundry basket is empty, he'll sleep w his face smooshed in your armpits

he always invades the other cat's fave spots but only Levi has beef with him (he gets the bap for just being there)

very rarely, you can have Beel and Levi sleeping on either side of your neck without fighting

he'll also sleep smooshed against your crotch or butt

Mammon doesn't mind sharing thankfully

will join him for biscuit making on your thighs

moves in his sleep A LOT

Lucifer

doesn't really cuddle

he'll be there on the edge of the bed, far enough not to get caught in the four's chaos but close enough for you to give scritches

closest he gets in laying against your shins

almost never ever sleeps belly up (the only time he does is when sleeping with kitty!Gamigin)

sometimes you wake up to him going around checking you and the others

more often than not, you see him staring at you as you fall asleep

chillest cat of the bunch, though he gets bitey sometimes (Satan holds the record for most bitey cat)

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#64 Yeet the baby-

Baby!Luke*Ontop of Leviathan, slapping his head with a mini frying pan*NOT THE MAMA!NOT THE MAMA!NOT THE MAMA!NNNOT THE MAMA!-NOT THE MAMA!!!-

Levi*Eye twitching and looking at him* You do that one more time, and I'm going to throw you across the room.

Baby!Luke:...

Levi:...

Baby!Luke:NOOOOOOOOT THEEEE MAAAAAMAMA!?!-

Mc*Coming into the room, excitedly holding toys when Luke is thrown to the door, You managing to catch him, Looking at Leviathan with exasperated and rageful glare*!?!?

Levi:...

Baby!Luke*Blinks and looks excited*...AGAIN!~

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