#what in “hell” is bad? paimon

[sparkbeast20]

WHB Nobles/Ars Goetia's Sexual Paraphilias

Note: Some of these definition I only search through Google. (The list will be updated every time there's a new devil is been revealed) MINORS DNI

Gehenna (Satan's Region)

Leraye

Keraunophilia - Sexuoeroticism for the sound of Thunder

Sitri

Cardiophilia - Sexuoeroticism for the sound of heartbeats

Paimon

Haematophilia - Sexuoeroticism for Blood

Astaroth

Narratophilia - Sexual interest and arousal obtained from speaking or hearing sexually explicit words during sexual activity.

Zagan

Kinesophilia - Sexual arousal hinges around human movement and exercise.

Belial

Discophilia - love for recorded music

Amy

Catagelophilia: Sexual arousal from being humiliated, ridiculed, or made fun of in public or private.

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Aphephilia ((h)Aphepilia) - is the scientific term for a sexual fetish concerning being touched.

Abaddon (Asmodeus' Region)

Phenix

Morphophilia - Interest in sexual partners whose body characteristics (e.g., height, weight, skin and hair color) are different from one's own.

Dantalian

Autassassinophilia - A paraphilia in which sexual arousal and the achievement of orgasm are facilitated by the fantasy or belief that one is in danger of being killed.

Ronove

Acrotomophilia - is when a person is sexually aroused by people whose body parts, typically arms or legs, have been amputated or by amputation sites in the body

Tartaros (Mammon's Region)

Bimet

Timophilia - A primary arousal from gold or wealth.

Eligos

Diaphanophilia - Sexual fondness for viewing nudity through diaphanous fabrics such as veils, underwear, baby dolls, etc.

Hades (Leviathan's Region)

Barbatos

Heliophilia - The property of an organism being attracted to sunlight.

Foras

Scopophilia - Literally, the love of looking.

Glasyalabolas

Necrophilia - sexual intercourse with or attraction towards corpses.

Orias

Autopedophilia - refers to the gaining of sexual pleasure from dressing as a child, pretending to be a child, or having a sexual fantasy about being a child.

Paradise Lost (Lucifer's Region)

Marbas

Merinthophilia - Sexual arousal from being tied up.

Morax

Stigmatophilia - Sexual interest in and arousal by a partner who is tattooed or has scars, or by having oneself tattooed, particularly in the genital area.

Buer

Doraphilia - Sexuoerotic arousal and fetishistic fondness for the smell and feel of animal skin, fur, and leather.

Gamigin

Ablutophilia (uncountable) (rare) A paraphilia involving sexual excitement from baths or showers.

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Basculophilia - The desire to be dandled or rocked in order to obtain a pleasurable sexual excitation.

Avisos (Beelzebub's Region)

Stolas

Pecattiphilia - Sexual arousal from performing an act one believes is a sin.

Bael

Olfactophilia - Sexual arousal by, smells and odors emanating from the body, especially the sexual areas.

Amon

Harmatophilia - is the fetish or preference for people who break rules or commit mistakes.

Naberius

Autozoophilia - A paraphilia in which the person is attracted to seeing themselves in the position of an animal in a sexual encounter. It is not the same as Zoophilia, the attraction to animals.

Niflheim (Belphegor's Region)

Gusion

Sapiophilia - a person who is sexually attracted to a person with intelligence.

Bathin

Hodophila - One who loves to travel.

Andrealphus

Oculophilia - A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to eyes and the licking of eyes; eye fetishism.

Beleth

Tobaccophilia - one who gets sexual pleasure from tobacco.

Agares

Hybristophilia - one who is sexually aroused by a criminal offender.

Vassago

Homilophilia - Sexuoerotic arousal and pleasure from hearing or giving sermons and speeches.

Human world

Minhyeok

Melcryptovestimentaphilia - sexual fetish or fantasies about women's black underwear/lingerie.

Heaven

Gabriel

Hierophilia - Sexual arousal from sacred objects.

Michael

Erotophonophilia - sexual arousal or gratification contingent on the death of a human being.

Raphael

Automysophilia - is a fetish for being dirty or being defiled.

[maniaredgrave]

16092024

I love them eheh

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Average ship war between the MC fanbase

*Paimon posted an edit of MC and Satan*

Paimon: They are the cuteeeeeeest!!!! Can't wait to see them kisssssss <3

*Gamigin and 3 others disliked that*

Gamigin: Actually, His Majesty Lucifer kissed them before. Plus, MC just went on a romantic date with him, he's clearly their favourite!

Paimon: Satan was the first demon that met MC, they're clearly closer togetherrrrr

Eligos: His Majesty Mammon is greacious enough to let MC live in other countries, but after all the contracts are broken, they'll move to Tartaros and marry him.

Gamigin: You guys are stupid! Who do you think heals all of MC's wounds, huh? Can his majesty Satan or Mammon fix broken bones or internal bleeding? I doupt they even know what hydrochloric acid even is?

Paimon: Now you're just rudeeeeee

Gamigin: Plus, his Majesty Satan is too short to be MC's type

Paimon: Check your dms

Eligos: If MC likes them tall, then clearly Mammon would be a perfect fit for them

Foras: Actually, Glasylabolas is taller

Eligos: I am in your walls

Foras: 😨

Dantalian: Fuck all of you roughly with a chainsaw, his majesty Asmodeus is the only king in hell that deserves MC's attention

Amon: You know, trying to bait death threats is very obvious

Dantalian: Hey! I still think Asmodeus would form a great couple with MC

Amon: Of course he would, he falls for every human with a pulse

Dantalian: Says the bootlicker of the eon. You were born kissing his majesty Beelzebub's ass

Amon: I wish

Dantalian: I hate you so much

*Paimon disabled comments on this post*

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (cont.)

Paimon and Leraye: *laughing*

MC: ...

MC: What? *speared two marshmallow angels and cooked them like a barbeque*

Satan: ...

Satan: You're evil.

MC: Shut the fuck up. This is an experiment.

Leamas: *looks at them judgingly*

Leraye: Did you at least de-gut it first?

MC: What do you think?

Paimon: You should test it for poisonnn~.

MC: I'll spit it out if it tastes bad. *bites on the marshmallow angel*

The devils of Gehenna: ...

Satan: So... How does it taste?

MC: *shrugs their shoulder* Tastes like chicken.

MC: ...

MC: I'm going to hunt for more.

Leamas: You are unbelievable...

Leamas: We're getting close to His Majesty Mammon's location.

MC: Good. *snacking on the marshmallow angels and those ugly, muscle-head angels they caught*

Leamas: ...

Leamas: This is making me uncomfortable.

MC: Hey, Leamas.

Leamas: Yes?

MC: Is that Nina?

Nina: *standing a few meters away from them; staring at them blankly*

Leamas: Nina! *runs to her*

MC: ...

Nina: What are you doing here, Samael?

Leamas: Nina, I've been looking for you.

Nina: You need to leave and the descendant of Solomon immediately.

Nina: This is not a safe place.

Leamas: What do you mean by that, Nina?

*The loud screams of demons at a distance*

Nina: This is not a safe place, Samael!

Leamas: They're doing it again...

Leamas: *turns his head at MC*

Leamas: Descendant of Solomon!

MC: *runs to where the screaming demons are*

MC: Call backup!

Leamas: Yes! Let's go, Nina!

Nina: How about them?!

Leamas: *smiles*

Leamas: They'll be fine.

MC: *has arrived at the place, but hides behind a building to assess the situation*

Michael and Gabriel: *are in the sky, together with six angels*

MC: Ah, yes. The two shining bastards.

MC: *loads their gun*

Michael: You're here, descendant of Solomon.

MC: Great.

Michael: Reveal yourself now, or we will destroy this whole place with you in it.

MC: Reveal yourself now or we will destroy this whole place nanana.

MC: Fuck you. You just want to make your job easier.

Michael and Gabriel: ...

Gabriel: How stubborn and irritating.

Michael: This is unfortunate.

MC: ...

MC: *aims their gun at one of the angels surrounding them then fires*

The angel: Ugh! *then falls from the sky*

The other angels: THEY'RE BEHIND THAT BUILDING! GET THEM!

Michael: What a fool.

Sitri: Solomon went there on their own?!

Satan: *laughs* They must be confident because that's where Mammon is!

Leraye: I heard a gunshot! It must be them!

MC: *defends themselves from angelic attacks while they're getting closer to Mammon's location*

MC: Looks like those marshmallow angels actually have some perks! *has noticed that they've become more agile*

*then a scythe appears on their way*

MC: !!!

Gabriel: Why did you avoid it?

MC: Huh?!

Gabriel: Stop wasting my time and die.

MC: *points their gun at him*

Gabriel: Useless.

MC: Oh? But you'll still get hurt with this! *shoots him*

Gabriel: *gets shot in the chest*

Gabriel: I told you, it's useless-

Gabriel: *felt a sudden dizziness*

Michael: Gabriel, what's going on with you?

Gabriel: There's something... in the bullet. *falls*

Michael: ...

Michael: *looks at MC*

Michael: What did you do to him?

MC: I just gave him the taste of his own medicine.

Michael: *squints his eyes*

MC: Sorry, can't tell you. But if you're interested, *points their gun at him*

Michael: ...

Michael: *glances at Gabriel* *gets down to pick him up*

MC: *still on guard*

Michael: I see you're not stupid at all.

MC: Of course. They won't call me the descendant of Solomon for nothing.

Michael: ...

Michael: *retreats with Gabriel in his arms and the other angels*

MC: ...

MC: *sigh*

Satan and the others: *arriving*

MC: *shoots them a death glare*

Satan: Sorry, we had a traffic.

MC: Never mind. *slumps themselves on the ground*

Leamas: Descendant of Solomon! *runs towards them*

Sitri: ...

Sitri: What was in the bullet?

Satan: We can ask them questions later.

Satan: For now, we should go visit Belial and Mammon.

[0n1omi]

He just be kicking EVERYONE 😭

[the-great-empress]

[notquitebunnie]

WHB Cat Café

One late summer evening at the Heaven and Hell Cat Café, Gehenna kitties are taking a nap

Fun Fact: It's very inconvenient, this is right in front of a doorway

[wihellib]

MC: What are everyone's kinks?

Minhyeok: *Blushes* I do not think this is an appropriate topic.

Leraye: Thunder hehe

Paimon: Blood and mirrorsssss

Satan: Spanking, impact play, kitty lingerie, breed-

Gabriel: MY KINK IS PRAYING EVERY NIGHT AND WISHING YOU WERE ALL DEAD!!!

[windywriter]

Attack of Kings Full comic: Satan

[allhailmeandmy]

If you think about it, Leraye is the most normal guy in gehenna along with ppyong, Paimon eyes on the road

[devilmen-collector]

One of the devils: *looks at MC with suggestive eyes and puts a hand on their thigh*

MC: *slaps the hand away* No, it's Holy Week! Be holy!

The angels: Amen.

[sparkbeast20]

What in "Hell" is Bad? Masterlist

The Story introduction for the game!

About the Game

Info about the World of WHB

List: Paraphilias, WHB emojis list and Ars Goetia Reveal list

Info of the Characters:

The Seven Kings of Hell

Beelzebub

Mammon

Satan

Leviathan

Lucifer

Belphegor

Asmodeus

Demons of Ars Goetia

Gehenna (Where Satan is King)

Leraye (Hell Trivia)

Sitri

Paimon

Astaroth

Zagan

Belial

Amy

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Tartaros (Where Mammon is King)

Bimet

Eligos

Hades (Where Leviathan is King)

Barbatos

Foras

Glasyalabolas

Orias

Abaddon (Where Asmodeus is King)

Phenix

Dantalian

Ronove

Paradise Lost (Where Lucifer is King)

Marbas

Morax

Buer

Gamigin

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Avisos (Where Beelzebub is King)

Stolas

Bael

Amon

Naberius

Niflheim (Where Belphegor is King)

Gusion

Bathin

Andrealphus

Beleth

Agares

Vassago

Angels

Gabriel

Michelleel

Michael

Raphael

Selaphiel

Jegudiel

Barachiel

Rashiel

Armisael

Zeruel

Humans

Minhyeok

Solomon

[r0-boat]

Which of the whb demons do you think is most willing to sit on mc's lap? Especially if the mc is smaller than them. (I just need deep pressure therapy lol)

Demons in your lap!!

Whb various demons react to Your gorgeous lap

Sfw

Leviathan

It is a fail proof way to get your intention. Yes you might scream at him, Hit him, choke him but jokes on you he has all of your attention now. And not only that he can silently stick his claim over you no demon would want to protest when the king of envy is sitting in your lap glaring them down like he owns you.

Staring at a demon for far too long? And you're talking to them!? Well fuck you.

Leraye

Soft lap!! He wants to lay his head on your lap! He wants to sit in your lap and wrap his arms around you! Leraye is kind of obsessed with your lap. When he lays his head on it he kisses your thighs.

Paimon

Nothing like sitting in the lap of your bestie/lover Well binge watching TV shows, doesn't matter if they're big spoon or little spoon They like all spoons. He practically holds you like a teddy bear. Picking you up like a stuffed animal He can't help it You're just so cute and comfy and squishable! You would prefer it if you were in his lap but it's so cute given the size difference.

Mammon

Alas He cannot enjoy the softness of your thighs on his bum for he is too big and he will crush you, something he frequently mentions. However this is Mammon we're talking about, He will find some way to get in that precious lap of yours.

Beelzebub

WARNING DO NOT LET THIS MAN IN YOUR LAP!! It will always and I mean always 100% of the time lead to something more.

Demons can't lie but Beel doesn't tell the entire truth either. He just wants a little nibble of your thighs That's all he wants He just wants to sit pretty in his seat what's the big deal :( Tricky devil!! we all know what he's going to do!!

Belphegor

Zzzzzz *snore* mimimimimi *snore*

Amon

Zzzzz *snoring but also squeezing your thighs*

Sitri

Sitting in your lap his head laying on your chest and listening to Your heartbeat your chest blessing to it speed up is his favorite thing. He can lay against you for hours in your lap holding you close.

Naberius

No he is a sophisticated devil That serves his majesty in the country. Why is his tail wagging so much? He looks over at Amon who is now dead asleep in your lap and he can't help but whimper. He supposed to be a good boy why doesn't he get the lap :(((.

Minhyeok

(not a demon but hear me out)

You patted your lap as a joke demanding him to sit in it Your classmates laugh and squealed when he complied turning red and embarrassment. A moment from your childhood that repeatedly plays in his mind every time he stares at your thighs. Desperately wishing to rest his head on your naked thighs, though I'm not sure he could handle His head right next to your crotch where your underwear hugs you so tightly. Poor poor pervert Minhyeok.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

How the kings would react to the shipping of them and MC

Satan

He was hanging out with his nobles, just talking gossip like normal people

But Paimon was just staying on his phone through half the conversations

"Paimon! What's so important that you're not interested in seing Sitri's baby pictures?"

Sitri was dying in the corner while Zagan was rubbing his back

Paimon takes his eyes out of his phone and giggles.

"Oh, I was just arguing with some people onlineeee"

Satan puts down the pictures of baby Sitri on the table (which Astaroth swiftly takes for himself. This will make such great blackmail material) and sits next to Paimon curiously.

"What are these dumpass arguing about now? Don't tell me Leraye started sending death threats to Barbatos over the weather again."

"Noooooo, it's better than thaaaaat. People are arguing about who the child of Solomon would dateeeee"

Satan takes Paimon's phone and starts to scroll through the comversations.

"And I'm winning, right? I mean MC has a pact with me, I was the first to meet them, it's obvious that I'm the one they'll choose"

"I know, riiiiiight?"

Satan would become the most active person in the shipping forum, just spamming it with pictures of him and MC

It's a way to assert his dominance over the whole thing.

Gamigin almost started a war between Paradise Lost and Gehenna when he started insulting Satan under his photos of MC

Mod Jjok had to work overtime to stop the harassment everyone in Gehenna was throwing at Gamigin for that

Lucifer had to send a formal apologise on behalf of his son to stop the situation from escalating further.

Mammon

Recently Eligos asked him to try on different fashion styles

At some point Mammon asks Eligos what this is all about

"The child of Solomon mentioned that they are interested in gothic fashion, so I'm trying to see what clothing would fit you and abide by goth fashion rules."

Mammon chuckles and ruffles Eligos' hair before telling him that he is already to his master's liking

"But there are a lot of people that claim that MC would be more interested in the other kings. We can't have that! Just yesterday Amon was bragging that MC and Beelzebub went on a date!"

"I'm glad they had fun with Beelzebub, but Beelzebub is mine and I am MC's. They can have fun with anyone they please."

Eligos' jaw drops to the floor. He gets flashbacks of all the arguments he had online about this and how he bought bots to mass report any Mammon x Mc slander

Eligos constantly tries to convince Mammon that the shipping wars are a big but Mammon doesn't really care.

At most he sends pictures of him and MC cuddling to Satan to spite him like all good friends do with eachother.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a lurker through the forums

It's where he got most of his information about you before kidnapping you

Probably reports all posts that aren't for the ship with him and you for false information

He would constantly post pictures of you and him doing mundane things with captions like "Living life perfectly", "Greatest day of my life", "Me and my wonderful significant other"

Makes everyone in Hades like his post and floud it with compliments

He'll make an account for you where he roleplays as a version of you that's madly innlove with you

The most likely to start an actual war between Hades and whatever ship is trending that morning

He sometimes doesn't sleep and just scrolls through the forums, refreshing constantly to see if you're having fun with someone else

King of all doxxers

No VPN will protect you from Leviathan's wrath

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was tied to his office chair with Bael glaring at him

"Go on, look at the complaint. What does it say?"

"I should take a vacation. I'm already burned out. You know, overworking is very bad for your health."

Bael glares at him with not an ounce of amusement behind his eyes

When Beelzebub skims through the files, something catches his attention

"Threat of war from Hades? I don't remember going to Hades recently, what happened?"

"While you were away having fun with the child of Solomon, Amon posted pictures of you two going at it on a forum. Next thing I know, his majesty Leviathan declared war on Avisos. I had to talk him out of it, but we now have to write a report about what happened and send it to the other kingdoms to tell them that it was resolved without any casualties."

Beelzebub was laughing his ass off while Bael was question his life choices

Beelzebub asks Amon to show him the forum which the younger devil does happily.

He sometimes go through it often, but he uses it as a way to find out where you are.

He's chiller about the whole thing, finding it kind of funny that so many people are so invested in your love life

Lucifer

Gamigin won't shut up about it.

If Lucifer took a shot every time Gamigin complained about the shipping wars, he'll dethrone Beelzebub as the king of Gluttuny

Lucifer is a softer lover, only being intense in more private parts of your relationship

So even getting him to kiss you in public (or outside the bedroom) is very hard.

This makes Gamigin's job as a shipper very hard

Lucifer finds the shipping war situation absurd

Why would anyone do this? What is it accompleshing? Why does he suddently get embargos from Hades or Gehenna after he goes on a date with you?

He'll probably have to sit Gamigin down and tell him to stop calling the other kings rude names just because they hang out with you.

It really depends on your reaction to everything as well

If you like being in the spot light, than he'll try to be more open with his affection, giving Gamigin more oportunities to gush about you online

If you want to keep your relationship more private, than he'll make all cameras fracture when pointing at the two of you

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *sigh* I wish I had something I could use to communicate with my wife.

WHB Satan: Do you miss her already?

MC: Yeah. She worries a lot. And I'm not there to reassure her that everything will be fine.

WHB Satan: ...

WHB Satan: You can ask Ppyong to be your messenger.

MC: Really? I can do that?

WHB Satan: Yeah.

MC: ...

MC: *grins* You're the best, Satan!

WHB Satan: Damn right, I am. *laughs*

MC: *received the reply from their wife*

Paimon, Leraye, and Sitri: *curious to know what kind of message she sent them*

MC: ...

MC: *sniffles* *wipes their tears*

Paimon: MC~ What's wronggg~? Why are you cryinggg~?

MC: *sniffles* *smiles* She's relieved that I'm doing fine here and that she misses me a lot.

Paimon: Awww~.

Leraye: Your wife is so sweet! Hehe!

Sitri: Hmph.

Paimon: Sir Sitriiii~ Can you stop being bitter for onceee~?

Sitri: I don't know what you're talking about.

[aiikuraa]

Colored version of Paimon's likeability comic ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡