#what if we all just exploded
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Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.
#we all think they just don't exist but it may be that we never even noticed the number of ways we drove them to extinction#can they even handle blood with caffeine or nyquil or microplastics in it?#what about high fructose corn syrup? What if that makes them explode
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looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like
February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#negai no lantern#gif warning#gifs that have memorized all 800+ rules and expect no less from you warning#sorry cater and azul i hope you have very happy birthdays but i'm going to actually explode#just laying on the floor and thinking about rapunzel-themed event feat. riddle#and ESPECIALLY right after we get his big dream sequence wherein he fistfights his deep-seated personal issues#and i'm STILL processing trey's dream and what it says about his friendship with riddle especially like#i'm#i just#okay hold on i gotta distract myself by looking at the other lantern boys#and their beautiful long flowing tresses that defy physics to blow dramatically behind them#whoever keeps putting jack in the shimmery sparkly delicate floaty chiffon events is my personal hero#his card is incredible. he looks like a perfume ad.#he wants us to know that you can live a rugged outdoorsy lifestyle and still have an undertone of delicate floral notes#god. everyone looks amazing this event is going to be amazing#and like...it probably isn't going to go too deep because silly event versus main story and all#but just the act of casting riddle as the center is still just so#like#i gotta go lay on the floor some more
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
#tiger tiger#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#Comics I meant to post a week ago but I have been...extraordinarily sleepy.#Remy is the ultimate yearner and he is about to explode...these last few updates have had the Tigers discord in a vice grip.#We all knew he was going to say something that would devestate Remy.#But this??? This near confession? “I wish you would look at me like that?”#If I was Remy...well yeah I probably would also just lay in bed. Awake. Pondering and internally exploding.#But ough...the agony...his heart had settled on loving this man from afar and now...now he wonders. If it doesn't have to be so.#The boys are fighting (internally and with themselves).#If you haven't red Tigers yet but are reading this: What else must I do to convince you? Draw more men's tits?#God! If I must [I shake my head at an empty audience] I can't believe I'm being forced to do this!
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Okay I'm so sleep deprived so pardon whatever this is but something that's got me FUCKED up about ai generated pictures songs writing is that it just fucking kills the ability to analyse for me because there's no fucking INTENTION behind it. Like why was this decision made why were these colours used what does that say about the work NOTHING because a bunch of programming took work that DID have intent and theme and purposeful choices and turned it into SLOP. Like I COULD analyse this but it doesn't MEAN anything it's EMPTY I want to EXPLODEEE
#Like you can. You can technically analyse ai work for theme and visual literary etc motif but it's all fucking slop to me man#It's making me so cynical about like. Art. I guess. Given the state of corporations and capitalism and the endless stream of#MAKE MONEY BY ANY MEANS. FOR EVERY SECOND THE LINE DOESN'T GO UP WE EXECUTE A HOSTAGE#Like FUCK#I saw that fucking coca cola ad on tv and I wanna get violent man. Like the ad as a representation of all of. This#I know an ad isn't the same kinda thing it's just on my mind#Like nothing means anything anymore it's all gotta be slop it's all gotta be easy corporate slop to appease the market. Every fuckin thing#Ai generated shit is just an endless meaningless hole of malicious thieving garbage and I want to commit a crime#Sorry hi I've been back on that doing art professionally (kinda) grind and I haven't slept in a solid three days it's kinda wearing on me#Gonna be real lads#Oh also that's another thing this is my fucking. Like career path. I do art. And I have to monetize my one great passion. In order to eat#And pay for the constantly exploding rent prices. And now corporations are like hmmmmm#What if we didn't even pay you for that#What if. Hear me out. We stole people's work and made a computer do it#AND THE STUFF THE COMPUTER IS DOING IS GARBAGE#MEANINGLESSNESS SHIT ON TOP OF MEANINGLESS SHIT. FOR PROFIT#Uh anyways I'm going to bed now I have to get up in 3 hours I hope everyone has a better night than this and gets some rest!!#ai mention#vent post
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What else can't you say, Lisa? ↳ Carla & Lisa + All talk
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#its about the 'tell me things please' of it all#its about turning to each other again and again and again#its about the 'i want to know you want you to know me'#its about lisa having no one but carla#its about carla having other friends but choosing lisa#its about the 'read between the lines' about the 'please understand what im trying to say but can't'#its about the 'we will be here even when there's nothing left to say'#it's about the 'now you know how i feel so im done talking- its my turn to listen'#do you guys ever just feel like screaming until your lungs explode?#yeah no me neither.#swarla#carla connor#lisa swain#mygifs#*
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the october 19th post is going to be their silhouettes behind the gay flag. concert in the background. you can't quite tell what they're doing. it's captioned 'no seriously imagine it'
#we scream for 6 hours#the illusion is shattered when a tumblrina posts a picture of two guys kissing in front of a pride flag#the text accompanying it says 'imagine if this was dan and phil'#it is.#the tumblrina just didnt know they lost the emo fringes#we don't find out until the next day when the post starts going viral due to all the people saying 'damn. what if'#it crosses onto our dash. we explode tumblr.#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan
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Roo met a kindred spirit today... T_T
post!sans belongs to @ridgewell04
undereats!sans (roo) belongs to me (@sui-imi)
#undertale au#undertale#roo#sans#undereats#post!sans#post sans#undereats!sans#imi art#they should start a tired workers association#meet every other week and just complain about all their deliveries lmao#“what'd u get this time” “had to deliver blue's 100 different letters” “damn”#“what about you” “fresh” “that doesn't sound so bad”#“yeah but he kept trying to pay in monopoly money but we don't accept that. so he threw a furby at me” “damn” “which explode” “damn.”#“at least it's not help_tale!”#utmv
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watching someone fall into yi city madness is so fun i love scrolling down their blog and pinpointing the moment of inception. no one 'spirals' into it, it's like a nuclear bomb going off in your psyche, one day you're posting about something else and the next day you're obsessed
#all affectionately said as someone whose own brain was absolutely exploded by it of course#aphelion.txt#mdzs#yi city#xue yang#< usually that guy's fault. occasionally there'll be someone insane over songxiao in isolation but its less common also im biased#there's just something about yi city#mdzs in general has huge staying power in the minds of its fans from what ive seen#but yi city in particular does crazy things to the people who are susceptible to it#and i feel fondly nostalgic whenever i see a stranger or mutual in law succumb#like. boys we got another one
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hiiiiii everyone i'm just popping in to say that i probably won't be online much for a bit, meaning the queue will go on as always but i can't really answer asks much :( will be back on track as soon as i can!
#life is kind of a nightmare rn so idk even when it's quiet at work and i technically have time i just can't bring myself to answer asks#we found out my little beloved baby senior dog has extreme kidney failure like pretty much as bad as possible without being dead#and it's impossible to say how long but he has anywhere from days to months to live it's really not looking good#he's 11 but his breed usually live till 13-16 so we were really expecting a couple more years with him#it's really hard because knowing he will die soon is making me want to do all kinds of things with him like take him to the beach but he's-#too fragile and it's too late and it breaks my fucking heart i can't tell you how hard it is to know he won't even make it to summer#it's so fucked i don't know what else to say like we're watching him like a fucking hawk to make sure we put him down in time to avoid-#suffering idk it's just fucked i don't know what to tell you#if you have a dog take them to a spot they haven't been before like a beach or woods or a park they love new smells and all that shit#phew sorry for the vent i just dont know how to act normal when my little baby will never see a beach again i hope the whole world explodes#cw pet death#cw pet loss#pet loss#pet loss cw#tw pet death#tw pet loss#cw pet illness#me.txt#non figure
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yes oswald is always hot I have eyes but there’s smth to be said that like. the only time the show textually portrays him as attractive and desirable is in ed’s hallucination. I feel like a wild chimpanzee btw
#gotham 2014#gotham penguin#nygmobblepot#what if we all exploded and died forever huh#also Gotham would it have been so hard to just like. give him some arm candy in s4
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Siffrin plays Disco Elysium AU: Featuring backseat gamer Loop.
#in stars and time#ISAT#Siffrin#Loop#disco elysium#digital art#When I first thought of a crossover I went from 1) 'ISAT Disco AU but Loop is all of the skills'#To: 2) 'Loop is in the mindspace alongside the skills#To my magnum opus: 3)'Loop is sitting next to Siffrin backseat gaming him the whole time.'#Loop beat Disco Elysium ages ago and repeated it to the point they know all the vision quests and dialogue variables.#Siffrin just started playing and Loop keeps ruining the fun by using their meta-game knowledge to try and help.#Also let's be real. Siffrin's stats are 100% completely focused into motorics and nothing else.#If we can't Savoir Faire ourselves of this situation - we will explode. Endurance? Call my insurance instead.#Thinking skills? None. Emotional intelligence and morale? A failed social interaction canonically feels like death to them.#I might have bumped Phys up but...Siffrin's Electrochem stat is like -10. And Pain Threshold is emotional durability too.#Unused part of this joke is that I set their signature skill to Drama.#Both these games made my brain melt so now I get to combine them! I have that power!#This joke made me laugh the entire 3 hours I sat down and drew it and that is what creation should be about.
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Adivinen quien al fin dibujo algo? Wich means I'm back baby!
Its not perfect (like everything I made), but I just love drawing comic-like-stuff, I get to relax more. I dont try to do the lines perfectly or the super accurate anatomy (mostly cause I dont know shit about anatomy at all) and also get to be more simple in the colors, wich helps cause I struggle making colors a lot.
I missed drawing my babies...but why did I drawing them like that? XD I swear...I think I should have seen some reference cause I totally change the way I draw the Burger Babys which is crazy for me XD
Now...is this an AU, is this them as teenagers, why is Louise working on Aplebees? Well I didnt put an exact age for the guys here, they could be 16 or 19 I dunno.
This is solely based on this post from @zer0ogravity I lmao with this and totally need it to draw it.

btw I from Latam, I didn't knew what Applebees was until making this comic so if Applebees dont look like this sorry.
#bob's burgers#my art#bobs burgers#im back#I have been drawing other stuff#but this is the one I get to finish#is kinda...not clean(?)#but hey is funny#...#at least the dialogue#hope you like it#love the dynamics here#Im totally sure that when Louis get old enough to swear#she would do it all the time#just because#and this got me thinking Gene could be a great#they are such a foodie he would want just the fresh-esh ingredients#Oh! like Bob in that halloween episode#he was so excited abouth the beekeeping#my poor man#XD#and Tina is just me ordering anything#I have to rehearse exactly what am I gonna order#and if they tell me we dont have this would you want to changed it with this?#my brain literally explode#so everytime I get my order right I congratulate myself#and get high five if any of my family or friend is with me#did you miss my excess of tagging?#love you all
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I’m legitimately gonna explode if I don’t find someone else who understand the background tragedy of the Gleeful Family in Gravity falls.
#Gravity falls#Gideon Gravity Falls#Gideon Gleeful#Bud Gleeful#I HC the mom’s name as Karen - a play on Caring - just with the Accent#Carin’ Gleeful……#ANYWAYS#Gideon is a child star at the age of 10 with a powerful corrupting force around his neck and a VERY weird coded behavior.#AND THE BEHAVIOR HAS TO BE LEARNED OR INFLUENCED. He’s TEN.#And he’s being weird from anywhere to kids a bit older to him to mentioning having a crush on an older woman (in a prison short)#Can we get this kid some COUNSELING#Also#It’s heavily suggested he was born with the white hair which might’ve made him just as outcast as many of the cast…..#I also have to shoutout Bud. Because while he’s permissive I don’t think he’s *bad*.#He’s in the weirdest possible situation as a parent because uhhhh! People forget that amulet does change the Power Dynamic#Like. The amulet makes Gideon a giant physical threat and people Forget That. The entire house is BUILT around that#Smaller Bud personal take -#I do heavily get the vibe he’s been not-so-well-off before (‘It’s all brand name foods-’) but Idk what to do with that#AND THE MOM. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU 😨#THE BOOK DIDNT EVEN NEED TO BE BURRIED THERE I’M SO UPSET OVER THE GLEEFULS I’M GONNA EXPLODE#I have a LOT of HCs about the Gleefuls I could just drop in the tags of this post tbh#Example;#Bud used to be a holy man IMO - Is this anything?
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toppermost of the poppermost
#alternative title: watched midas man and got emotional about eppy and his boys again#beatles#beatles fanart#john lennon#george harrison#paul mccartney#ringo starr#brian epstein#the beatles#lol @ the goofy ass drawings of people outside#john is saying ‘where are we goin fellas!!?’#to the top johnny !!!!#yo what if we reached the top and became the most famous people of all time and it was actively horrible and traumatic wouldn’t that be cool#car then a train then a room then a room then a car then a plane yah#saw a george quote on twitter that made me want to rip my fucking hair out#‘i just wanted to be in a band. here we are 20 yrs later and some whack job has shot my mate. i just wanted to play guitar in a band’#great thanks what if I just exploded#beatle fans r allergic to happiness#but not this picture everyone say yippeee !!!!!#limo beatle (+ eppy) sandwich !!!#they were just kids ! they were my age and my friends age and they were just kids !!! eppy was only in his late 20s !!!!#i want to scoop them into the worlds biggest hug :(#anyway !#j + p + g + r
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in light of tedtrent becoming so real, im also jumping on the tedtrent epilogue 😊
there's just no way ted wouldn't keep in touch with the others (and have weekly zoom meetings just like in the christmas special) and I just love the thought of the whole team having reunions once in a while.
and going back to trent's arc in s3, the sunflowers conversation, "And your daughter?" "She's never been happier." I think it could go the same for ted.. we've never really properly saw how henry felt about his dad being in london, it's always other people that told ted his son misses him, who's to say henry would rather see his dad happy because that in turn would make him happy too? he was there to win the whole thing, right? I just know ted’s story isn’t done yet when he still hasn’t learned to let others take care of him in return and who else to pair him with than the man who blew up his career because a man was nice to him (and also because they were so. so cruel for the fakeout tedbecca scenes for that finale) 🥺
I'm no writer so just pretend these are snapshots of a slow burn fic where ted visits london for their team reunion and slowly realizes that trent has a crush on him and they kiss about it 💛
#ted lasso#trent crimm#tedependent#ted lasso fanart#tedtrent#ted x trent#I HAVE SOOOOOO MUCH MORE THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS BTW its just that its 4am rn and i cannot type down my thoughts for the life of me </3#im just so not over that ending and how weird it felt for ted to end his story like that.. not like he can turn back to michelle since#dr. jacob is right there.. i want this man to feel loved and cared for and actually have a place he knows he can call home and that was#richmond for me.. to the family we were born with. and to the family we make along the way etc etc etc#ted lasso spoilers#<- FORGOT ABOUT THAT.#i can finally say i loved the ending for all the callbacks and stuff but I NEED THIS MAN TO BE HELDDDD!!!!! *everything explodes around me*#he even went back there WITHOUT BEARD :( his bestfriend for sooo long who was there for all their ups and downs. i dont like beard and jane#being together but the fact ted didnt even go to their wedding too like ...??! what is going onnnn#also graying lasso is just something so indulgent for me . hush#pn.art#JUST YKNOW!!! I HOPE YALL UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING ITS REALLY REALLY LATE I PROBABLY SHOULDVE WAITED TILL LATER TO POST THIS BUT JAHJVAKDG#my memory is really bad too so i could also be misremembering scenes and im too eepy to check the scenes i had in mind so u_u#ALSO apologies that its taking me sooo long to draw things i recently joined a mc server and ive been playing it all day and night HFSJGFSH#im sooo scared of making these type of posts because i dont have the balls to make the wrong choices in other people's eyes but GRAAH!!!!!#<- i love tedtrent bUT WHAT IF PEOPLE THINK IM CRINGGGEEEE!!!!!#THATS ALL.... i have more drawings in mind that ill get around to later.. for now goodnight <3
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walking through lucanis' mind prison. the tam lin of it all
#his mind keeps changing forms and you just have to show him you won't let go of him#it doesn't even really matter what you say to him just that you're consistently there to say it. your voice is a comfort. im in pain#I'm having so many feelings about like... rook can't be here. because of all things in the world rook means 'safe'. what if I exploded#what if I just shattered into a thousand pieces and was swept away by the wind actually#'it's better that I stay here than risk losing you' is such pitch perfect trauma logic. freeze logic specifically#on some level he seems to think he keeps rook safe like. existentially. by staying here#it's heartbreaking child magical thinking that makes me wonder like. has he basically been in a place like this inside#ever since his parents died? before that? the ossuary is just new set dressing the underlying logic is OLD. and very very sad to me#'I keep everyone safe by staying here'#(and then the perfect hilarity of having an actual demon be like 'ROOK. YOU TALK TO HIM HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME'#tfw your inner demon gets worried enough to stage an intervention and get you therapy whether you want it or not lmao)#dragon age#dragon age spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard#rook x lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rye staying mostly in gentle professional mode for this one b/c this is literally his training#('I may not be batting a hundred at being a person but I DO know how to deal with fade shenanigans! not to worry I've got you')#except in that last part with the illario mind ghost where he roundaboutly admits 'I need you I don't know how to do this without you'#in rye speak that is very big it's like. third base of his soul or something. we do not ask for things for ourselves in this house#(because we already know we will not receive anyway so that sounds both humiliating and ultimately pointless. no thank you!)#and yet. the things we'll admit for love#the feeling that some of the things varric did for rye immediately post-exile rye is paying forward with lucanis now. don't look at me
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