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me looking at the tomato and cucumber slices pressed together in my burger: It's so Burakhovsky-esque
#♧Burakhovsky#♧ships#Yk how burgers come frozen in packets and sometimes two piece are stuck to each other so you have to separate them#Yeah so I had the brilliant idea of just chucking the two mutated pieces into the pan. Naively thinking the heat will separate them#That Is Not What Happened#What Happened was#The heat certainly melted away the ice and evaporating the water#creating a vacuum suction in the middle of them where the ice used to be#Permanently conjoining them forever#creating a jumbo burger#which would've been cool of that's what I was aiming for#but hey. at least now you know how to create a jumbo burger by merging two burgers together with nothing but water and the miracle of fire
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What Happened Was...
directed by Tom Noonan, 1994
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My sister's ex boyfriend rode his bike up into our yard, flipped the table, and rode off.
I can't handle any more bullshit, dude.
#for those who wanna know the gossip#what happened was#he asked to borrow my moms car and my mom said yes as a ''test''#she stopped letting him use her car for a while bc she felt like he was lying about where he was going#but she has a tracker on her car now#and it showed that he went to his meth dealers house#and of course he says he stopped and hed pay us all back the money he owes yadda yadda#so my mom confronted him about that and showed him that she knew exactly where he went#so he got mad and left#a few hours later i hesr his bike coming up (i keep my windows open) so i automatically look outside#bc i was told not to let him in#and watched him ride the bike into the front yard#flip our table#and ride back away#thank GOD he didnt get our cars#COULD YOU FUCKING IMAGINE IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY CAR WHILE IM DEALING WITH THIS MOVING BS
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i dont even know what happened but just the thought of its already scaring the living shit out of me
#casually spills guts#he told me something bad happened#i asked him what it was#he hasnt responded#im actually fucking spiraling thinking about what couldve happened#i think#what happened was#the other guy died#i really really really hope thats not what happened#but judging by his tone it very well couldve happened#curls up and sobs
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#the loneliest time#CRJ#rufus wainwright#Youtube#What happened was#we reached the moon#But lost in space I think we got there all too soon#But you know what?#I’m coming back for you baby#I’m coming back for you!
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I had an upsetting dream last night.
#artists on tumblr#misc comics#comics#minicomic#minicomics#my random art#dreams#butter#cooking#food art#comic#this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces
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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
#gray.txt#which i suppose is basically what's happening#<- guy who's only ever played video games experiencing reality for the first time: getting a lot of video games vibes from this
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I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience
Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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this is their foreplay
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#my art#im so sorry this is so stupid#i bet ur ass they probably like doing this to each other for fun#whats the worst that can happen?
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Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...
#he just turned 24 yo#I can't imagine how many dreams aborted by what's happening#please do watch the whole interview#motaz azaiza#free palestine#gaza
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"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.
#now im watching their whole lives fall apart on google docs#i dont know whats happening but by god im excited to see where it goes next#writers on tumblr#writerscommunity#writeblr#writing#bookblr#creative writing#writing life#writers and poets#novel writing#my characters#original characters#writing stuff#fanfiction#darkacademia
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Usamericans should be more anti-war actually. They should be straight up insulting marines and shutting down weapon factories, 60s anti-war protests kind of shit. I'm sorry for pontificating from down here but the US military-industrial complex is currently supplying a genocide, and this is not a new thing, the US has sold weapons to Saudi Arabia to starve millions of Yemenis, the Iraq war, the Afghanistan war, these are within memory. And though some people think it's not the point, it Is also true that there are trillions upon trillions of dollars that could be spent in anything else that go to the black hole of corruption (and call it for what it is, corruption) that is the Pentagon. Any of those resources could be destined to literally any other activity and be better spent.
I'm talking full contempt here. You should outright be HATING the military. Instead of lining up to watch Top Gun you should see it as a glorification of a fucking killing machine that serves imperial interests, enriches megacorporations and supports genocides. For the love of God be more angry about it. Goddamn.
#cosas mias#and yes I don't like my own military either before you ask#I like them just like that defunded and only there for humanitarian purposes if that#we learned a lot in Argentina about what happens when you let the military in power
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the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident
this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!
#either that or he supremely fucked up a cake recipe what am i psychic#powerpuff girls#or maybe he was aiming for one kid and got triplets instead. but that's how all triplets happen. that's just parenthood
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we go through this every hurricane season but the way people will find any excuse to point the finger at the victims of natural disasters and say cruel shit like "fuck around and find out" like it's not horrifying having to leave behind your home and all your belongings and potentially your pets with the full knowledge that there might not be anything to come back to after... ignoring that there are people that don't have a car or the money to evacuate, ignoring disabled people who have no way to get out, ignoring people that can't find places for their pets to shelter, ignoring people that have medical equipment that can't be moved or replaced, etc... and even if someone stays behind solely because they want to, they still don't deserve to suffer.
as someone who worked extensively in disaster response previously, it is not easy to "just" evacuate, and the relief that comes afterwards is intentionally difficult to obtain. and already the forces that be are trying to spin this narrative that the victims are at fault, to put the blame on them so that if (probably when) people are forced to resort to looting (because the aid never comes) everyone will nod and agree that they're all bad people and deserved it... rather than acknowledging the fact that there was no attempt to make the evacuation accessible and safe for everyone, no guarantee that aid will be waiting for them when they return to a home that has been swept away... no empathy for the fact that these people's entire lives are potentially destroyed with no safety net to catch them.
#you dont know what you would do in that situation until it happens to you so perhaps withhold your snarky comment#especially as the climate crisis worsens and the people in the margins are left behind to suffer the consequences#one day it WILL happen to you
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