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I love seeing the posts about them getting rid of Carlos’s camero because they blew their car budget on the McLaren as if Carlos isn’t driving what’s easily a 90,000 dollar truck.
#big ol trucks like that are EXPENSIVE yall#911 lone star#carlos Reyes#what happened was#the camero was no longer big and sexy enough to contain Carlos and his two belt buckles and cowboy hat#anyway
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me looking at the tomato and cucumber slices pressed together in my burger: It's so Burakhovsky-esque
#♧Burakhovsky#♧ships#Yk how burgers come frozen in packets and sometimes two piece are stuck to each other so you have to separate them#Yeah so I had the brilliant idea of just chucking the two mutated pieces into the pan. Naively thinking the heat will separate them#That Is Not What Happened#What Happened was#The heat certainly melted away the ice and evaporating the water#creating a vacuum suction in the middle of them where the ice used to be#Permanently conjoining them forever#creating a jumbo burger#which would've been cool of that's what I was aiming for#but hey. at least now you know how to create a jumbo burger by merging two burgers together with nothing but water and the miracle of fire
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What Happened Was...
directed by Tom Noonan, 1994
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My sister's ex boyfriend rode his bike up into our yard, flipped the table, and rode off.
I can't handle any more bullshit, dude.
#for those who wanna know the gossip#what happened was#he asked to borrow my moms car and my mom said yes as a ''test''#she stopped letting him use her car for a while bc she felt like he was lying about where he was going#but she has a tracker on her car now#and it showed that he went to his meth dealers house#and of course he says he stopped and hed pay us all back the money he owes yadda yadda#so my mom confronted him about that and showed him that she knew exactly where he went#so he got mad and left#a few hours later i hesr his bike coming up (i keep my windows open) so i automatically look outside#bc i was told not to let him in#and watched him ride the bike into the front yard#flip our table#and ride back away#thank GOD he didnt get our cars#COULD YOU FUCKING IMAGINE IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY CAR WHILE IM DEALING WITH THIS MOVING BS
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i dont even know what happened but just the thought of its already scaring the living shit out of me
#casually spills guts#he told me something bad happened#i asked him what it was#he hasnt responded#im actually fucking spiraling thinking about what couldve happened#i think#what happened was#the other guy died#i really really really hope thats not what happened#but judging by his tone it very well couldve happened#curls up and sobs
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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday
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"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.
#now im watching their whole lives fall apart on google docs#i dont know whats happening but by god im excited to see where it goes next#writers on tumblr#writerscommunity#writeblr#writing#bookblr#creative writing#writing life#writers and poets#novel writing#my characters#original characters#writing stuff#fanfiction#darkacademia#10k#20k#30k
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im not gay greg.jpg
#my art#arcane spoilers#arcane#league of legends#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#viktor#jayce#what happened tldr#this was sitting in the drafts for a month and a half bruh
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they got me. they fucking got me. jayvik nation hello
#im not asking how we're feeling we all know how we feelin#arcane#jayvik#viktor#jayce talis#my art#fanart#sketch#EUGH i still haven't watched the last ep because im SCARED even tho i know like exactly what happens. wegh
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my snowflake opinion is that subtitles should always be on by default, and their incorporation should be considered an essential part of the design process tbh
#vasira rambles#“i don't like subtitles cuz it spoils what's happening” skill issue tbh#but also if subtitles were more considered in the design process and less added in post haphazardly that would likely resolve that issue#a girlie can dream
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I had an upsetting dream last night.
#artists on tumblr#misc comics#comics#minicomic#minicomics#my random art#dreams#butter#cooking#food art#comic#this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces
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What the hell is happening???
A friend lost 200 followers. Someone else lost a bunch of followers too. And I also lost 100?
Is something happening?! Is there a purge?!
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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
#gray.txt#which i suppose is basically what's happening#<- guy who's only ever played video games experiencing reality for the first time: getting a lot of video games vibes from this
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I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience
Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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