#what even are humans

[madcaphat]

Stabby the space roomba with its flock of Stablets traversing a ship on its annual revolution to scan for changes in the ships structure becoming a holiday and the Stablets each getting decorated by a different department. Ships send videos of their Stabby day parade and brag about their ships "flock" achievements.

"COMMANDER Stabbys engineering department Stablet has just taken the rank of head engineer after getting in a sneak attack with a mounted toothpick during coffee break. We're all so proud"

Brags get a little out of hand. Stabby day begins to be celebrated beyond just one fleet. Flags are made, people take half days at work to watch the parade. Aliens are more confused than ever.

[1asbrightasthestars3]

Anyone else suddenly gains awareness and then gets the all consuming urge to learn as much history they can?

Like what do you mean there are JOBS and CLOTHES and SHOES and PHONES???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE PHONES

YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN HEAR YOU THROUGH A METAL BOX WITH A SCREEN???

Sorcery. Black magic.

You're saying everyone gets a chance for careers that they actually want?? And the world is still this bigoted???

Hold up I need to read about EVERYTHING from the dawn of time up until this point because what the fuck.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[chloesimaginationthings]

Susie meets the friendly yellow rabbit in FNAF..

[youngrevolution]

I just.. I.. listen:

When you are crying and your nose is running- that's not snort. Those are TEARS!

YOU CRY THROUGH YOUR NOSE

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[wren-kitchens]

im annoyed and a little pedantic so can i just say as a blanket statement

queerbaiting is when the promotion for a FICTIONAL STORY intentionally hints towards two characters having a romantic relationship, without any intention to follow through in the show, in order to get queer people watching without discouraging the homophobic enjoyers of the show

queerbaiting is NOT:

a celebrity who you think is queer because theyre gnc or they have a 'vibe'. that is a real person and they cannot queerbait

two friends of the same gender pretending to flirt with each other for fun. those are real people and they cannot queerbait

a show with two characters of the same gender who are canonically friends that YOU PERSONALLY think would be better in a relationship. that's not bating, that's shipping, and subject to opinion

there are more but those are the main examples of people misunderstanding what queerbaiting is and being mad at something that isn't actually a problem

[madcaphat]

On a ship that hosts a Stabby, the space roomba that is well adored, a new crew member is taken on. This alien sheds like a Christmas tree losing needles on the way out of the house in January. Of course, stabby begins diligently following the mess.

Which leads to a surprisingly warm welcome from the crew who exclaim "well if stabby likes you you must be ok. "

The alien is bamboozled but grateful to be accepted by the crew so quickly.

A few key members of the crew are suddenly very jealous that Stabby has a favorite. The engineers order a few Stablets to follow this alien around and allow stabby to return to its normal course so the rest of the crew stop causing an upheaval of leaving crumbs out to lure Stabby into their department.

[a-most-beloved-fool]

makes me a little sad when star trek ignores IDIC. like. vulcans are logical. that is true. But 'logical', for vulcans, does not amount to 'without compassion,' and it definitely doesn't amount to 'racial superiority.' Belief in 'infinite diversity in infinite combinations' should NOT result in the weird racist/speciest stuff we're getting in some of the newer treks. It does make sense that some vulcans are discriminatory. They're still flawed. But that should not be common or expected, like it seems to be in SNW. If it is, then it's a race of hypocrites, which. doesn't seem very true to Star Trek's message.

I think TOS Spock does a pretty good job of embodying this. Not always, it was the 60s, after all, but mostly. He was often trying to find non-violent routes, and get by without killing - even if they were in danger or had already been attacked. (See: the mugato, and the horta (until Kirk was the one in danger, lmao. t'hy'la > IDIC), the Gorn ship). Kirk, in his eulogy, calls him the most human soul he's ever known, and I've always read that as Kirk calling out Spock's overwhelming compassion.

It's just so much more interesting when Vulcans get to be radically compassionate. I want them to believe that everything and everyone has value. I want them to respect all ways of being. I want them to find ways for even very non-humanoid aliens to exist unfettered in society. I want them to see hybrids and think that it's amazing. Also, like, disability rep. I want Vulcans to have The Most Accessible Planet and available resources because they want everyone to feel accepted and valued. It makes for better characters and more interesting stories.

[where-that-old-train-goes]

not normal about orpheus and eurydice. you loved someone so much it opened the stones of the underworld. so much that death had to listen. so much that everything stopped for your love. so much that you turned around. so much that even when you did wrong. she forgave you.

[nova-rpv]

a redraw of the first drawing i posted here to celebrate the fact that ive been in tumblr for more than a whole year posting my shit and havent deleted my blog in panic yippee \:D/ (mushy rant in tags)

[blueberryflavoredfeelings]

does the bbc even understand how much money they’d make if the made a Disney Enchanted 2007 style Merlin sequel where Merlin has been alive, moving from place to place, magicking himself young and aging then moving and magicking himself younger and aging then moving and suddenly Arthur pops out of a lake, completely unaware of current events and is walking around demanding his manservant, claiming to be King Arthur Pendragon and he either

a. Gets on the news somehow and Merlin, doing whatever he’s doing now, sees and drops everything because WHAT IS ARTHUR DOING HERE AND ALIVE

b. Meets Merlin who has been working as a detective somewhere -because that’s basically what he did anyway-solving things and helping people, the family business, and Arthur is dragged in, handcuffed, and plopped in an interrogation room or the drunk tank with the cop who found him saying like This wacko thinks he’s some medieval king, go deal with him, and Merlin scoffs and walks in, promptly dropping his files and spilling his coffee when he sees a disheveled and petulant Arthur, who goes Merlin, finally, get me out of here already, will you and Merlin starts crying lmaooo

or c. Meets Merlin who has been working at an ER because, again, he was physician adjacent, and someone drags a wet Arthur in, like Found this, it looks like he might hypothermiate deal with him, and Merlin sees him, drops his files, spills his coffee, and starts crying hahaha

because I’m thinking that’d be fun and probably everyone on tumblr and everyone who knows someone on tumblr would go bonkers over it

[egophiliac]

YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS

YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!

seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... ���)

[chloesimaginationthings]

The ending of FNAF Help wanted..