#stabbybabz

[madcaphat]

On a ship that hosts a Stabby, the space roomba that is well adored, a new crew member is taken on. This alien sheds like a Christmas tree losing needles on the way out of the house in January. Of course, stabby begins diligently following the mess.

Which leads to a surprisingly warm welcome from the crew who exclaim "well if stabby likes you you must be ok. "

The alien is bamboozled but grateful to be accepted by the crew so quickly.

A few key members of the crew are suddenly very jealous that Stabby has a favorite. The engineers order a few Stablets to follow this alien around and allow stabby to return to its normal course so the rest of the crew stop causing an upheaval of leaving crumbs out to lure Stabby into their department.

[andysambcrg]

Jim + watching Ed and Oswald duet

↳ 2.11 + 5.09

[lintskukka]

THE VERY MEANINGLESSNESS OF LIFE FORCES MAN TO CREATE HIS OWN MEANING.

[dawngranger]

Excerpt from Myth Untold // L.H.Z

[oswaldcoblepot]

Gotham is my home.

[poisonygma]

The #drama queen himself: Jeremiah Valeska

[anonymvse]

Bury a friend is a bippity bop

So I’m in the kitchen dicing celery and bury a friend comes on. Next thing I know I’m dancing around my kitchin with a knife.

[wonderworman-archive]

When I was about your age, a drunk driver hit our car. It killed my dad. I was right next to him.

[dragonss-in-the-north]

#actual children

[aspiringfictionalheroine]

Lol

YoU sTaBbY LiTtLe BiTcH

[isolationstreet]

My Tumblr Crushes:

fetacheeseandsoup 6%

4canadian-riddler 4%

mrcellophane 4%

scxrecrows 3%

endless-nygmobblepot 3%

stabbybabz 3%

jokesterwrites 3%

riddlcr 3%

edngyma 3%

i havent posted one of these in a while anyway love you guys!

[madcaphat]

Stabby goes on vacation

The crew of the Antilioap had finally landed on the resort asteroid of Kenheasd and everyone was happily grabbing bags to leave the ship and explore their well earned vacation destination.

Mechanic Timanual picked up his bag and the bag emblazoned with dozens of patches, buttons, and cross stitch, reading along other things "stabby the great, stabby is life, vote stabby."

Their stabby the space roomba was going to the roomba spa for care and recharge. To compete with the others from ships against their highest rank, best weapon attachments, and which crew have their stabby the best entrance. As he pushed "The grand Stabbini " of the ship on a trolley the whole crew followed as they dropped off their favorite small crew member to the Stabby vacation park.

[esperata]

gif courtesy of @stabbybabz (https://stabbybabz.tumblr.com/post/172901849851/sit-tight-all-right-oh-and-oswald-cobblepot)

I was rewatching "That's Entertainment" because... well, why not? And I started thinking about how Oswald probably drags this story out all the time.

First I'd guess he'd want to tell Ed. Maybe with a few alterations to make it sound better. But you just know he'd be bringing this up whenever anyone asks what good he's ever done for the city.

The time he flew a blimp and saved the city from a crazy laughing gas. And did he ever get any thanks? Nooo... cue rant about Gordon and the GCPD

[lintskukka]

Fear doesn’t need conquering. Fear tells you where the edge is. Fear is a good thing.

[oswaldcoblepot]

Long live me.

[poisonygma]

make me choose meme ● anonymous asked: jim gordon or harvey bullock