#stabbybabz

[madcaphat]

On a ship that hosts a Stabby, the space roomba that is well adored, a new crew member is taken on. This alien sheds like a Christmas tree losing needles on the way out of the house in January. Of course, stabby begins diligently following the mess.

Which leads to a surprisingly warm welcome from the crew who exclaim "well if stabby likes you you must be ok. "

The alien is bamboozled but grateful to be accepted by the crew so quickly.

A few key members of the crew are suddenly very jealous that Stabby has a favorite. The engineers order a few Stablets to follow this alien around and allow stabby to return to its normal course so the rest of the crew stop causing an upheaval of leaving crumbs out to lure Stabby into their department.

[andysambcrg]

Jim + watching Ed and Oswald duet

↳ 2.11 + 5.09

[lintskukka]

THE VERY MEANINGLESSNESS OF LIFE FORCES MAN TO CREATE HIS OWN MEANING.

[dawngranger]

Excerpt from Myth Untold // L.H.Z

[oswaldcoblepot]

Gotham is my home.

[poisonygma]

The #drama queen himself: Jeremiah Valeska

[anonymvse]

Bury a friend is a bippity bop

So I’m in the kitchen dicing celery and bury a friend comes on. Next thing I know I’m dancing around my kitchin with a knife.

[wonderworman-archive]

When I was about your age, a drunk driver hit our car. It killed my dad. I was right next to him.

[dragonss-in-the-north]

You wanted a war,   you've got one!

[aspiringfictionalheroine]

Lol

YoU sTaBbY LiTtLe BiTcH

[isolationstreet]

My Tumblr Crushes:

fetacheeseandsoup 6%

4canadian-riddler 4%

mrcellophane 4%

scxrecrows 3%

endless-nygmobblepot 3%

stabbybabz 3%

jokesterwrites 3%

riddlcr 3%

edngyma 3%

i havent posted one of these in a while anyway love you guys!

[madcaphat]

At midnight every member of the crew gathers on the bridge to count down the be year on the massive display window, each crew members own little screen displaying their home town, or video call on the massive project. The collection of screens turn bright with colors as flashing lights, bursting fireworks, and celebration all reach their peak at the top of the hour. A year has passed for the earthlings!

When the projectors small window of connecting cuts out. 10 minutes to celebrate in the middle of their galactic journey. Several shoulders slump feeling a pang of home sickness try to work its way into their festive mood. That is until the blinking lights reflected on the walls, it's Stabby cleaning up the confetti to be recycled their little lights showing in digital fireworks and a tiny hat reading" 2023 Stabby New Year! " atop it.

[esperata]

gif courtesy of @stabbybabz (https://stabbybabz.tumblr.com/post/172901849851/sit-tight-all-right-oh-and-oswald-cobblepot)

I was rewatching "That's Entertainment" because... well, why not? And I started thinking about how Oswald probably drags this story out all the time.

First I'd guess he'd want to tell Ed. Maybe with a few alterations to make it sound better. But you just know he'd be bringing this up whenever anyone asks what good he's ever done for the city.

The time he flew a blimp and saved the city from a crazy laughing gas. And did he ever get any thanks? Nooo... cue rant about Gordon and the GCPD

[lintskukka]

Fear doesn’t need conquering. Fear tells you where the edge is. Fear is a good thing.

[oswaldcoblepot]

Long live me.

[poisonygma]

make me choose meme ● anonymous asked: jim gordon or harvey bullock