#what do I do with this

[misfortuneskeep]

[vanillayoteart]

A standalone art I did on a thrifted picture.  My friend who was with me at the time said "Yeah i could tell something caught your eye. Your whole demeanor changed for a second when you saw it"

[non-tyrannical-usa]

slides you a bottle of olive oil

uh

thank you?

[ask-cloverfield]

[absolutelyzoned]

i jsut caught a big ass fly in my hand and now i have a personal noisemaker :)

[sunnycanwrite]

Wtf a box of communion just arrived on my porch

[cheapbananas]

writing prose about judas and jesus as baptists in modern day america and its feeling a little bit too much like macdennis fanfiction

[ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask]

I am laying in bed cuddling my sleeping Wife. Suddenly she rolls over and pushes me off her.

“You’re not allowed to touch me,” she says firmly.

I am surprised to say the least. “Why?” I ask.

“Because we aren’t related,” is the response.

[atari-phantom]

Everyone, I'm working at an event for my town right?

THEY JUST HANDED ME A BAG OF RAW FISH TO TAKE HOME. WHERE TF AM I GONNA PUT THIS FOR NOW!?

WHAT DO I DO WITH A BAG OF RAW FISH!? I'm not even OFF WORK soon yet!

[lavsnz]

more on wild vanillas

- saw a post that said “sneezed a lot today 🌸 but smiled even more!” … WILD

- blessed someone at work again

- i was coughing & allergies & asthma were acting up so naturally the coughing was worse because i was lowkey having an asthma attack lol & the sneezy facetime friend asked if i was okay which was so sweet

- the sneezy facetime friend once again sneezed & i blessed her & she thanked me for it

i love blessing people & being thanked for it like yes please acknowledge the fact that i blessed you

[theitalianscribe]

You know what stupid Dreamworld though has been floating in my head for the past week? A Cheer fidget spinner.

You could have the center part be her face and goggles and behind her the petals spin. They could have these in the prize corner or sell them as merch.

[poolboyservice]

asking ygs bcz idk where else to ask

what do we do this with notebook? we majorly bought it because for once we wanted something that could actually fit our purse/pocket, but now we don't know what to do with it

we could use it to physically document our sys but we don't wanna be caught, we might just draw it but idk . kinda wanna do something with it in terms of journaling or whatev

sorry for shity quality we're on our laptop and I don't feel like getting on our phone HSHS </3

[raspberryjellybrains]

this is gonna make no sense bc it just occurred to me but roderick burgess was asking dream (who has a son who died young and he couldn't save but lives on as a suicidal head disowned but distantly taken care of) to bring back HIS son (died young in battle for a senseless war) IN FRONT OF burgess' other son (what would dream give to have another child, another chance? would he fuck that up too) for DECADES. THEN he watched the younger son (the discarded son) grow old and bitter over the wounds left by his father (would orpheus have gone the same way? would he have died anyway? can a son ever escape his father? can he?) and eventually become a tormentor, same as the father he wished never to become (didn't dream do the same?).

idk what to think bc like. what even t he fuck. huh. I? ow (?).

[samtallchester]

Underrated group of 4 only I understand in the world of harry potter:

Seamus Finnigan, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Ernie Macmillan

I can't even come up with that many hcs but I know I love them as a concept

[lizzy-frizzle]

Got the trap enjoyer

Gotta say, I've never played rainbow six, so I don't know anything about what's going on, but her guns cool...so....yea