#what an absolute unit

[th3b4dk1dzz]

On an unrelated note, Gorgug was absolutely the MVP of this fight right?

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

THIS BOW IS THE SIZE OF GOD

JeSUS Rasputin have you ever heard of over-engineered?? No wonder they used to link these suckers to orbital weapons platforms.

[forgottenbones]

How Pallas's cat Zelenogorsk spends winter days

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[that1notetaker]

My mom cried during the mom movie.

[pandadrake]

Miles thinks they found a variant.

Edit: follow-up

[jenfoundabug]

Is a chonk. Probably the chonkiest nanner I've ever seen 🍌

(banana slug in Northern California redwood forest)

[tsvai]

enters system and immediately mutters, ‘oh.’ 

[giraffeonstilts]

[mundanemomentos]

My gosh he’s repulsive/pos

repugnant little man

[seaofashes]

Me, seeing an absolute unit of a videogame character that could snap my spine in half no problem: He's so babygirl

[probablyanalienindisguise]

I contracted a plague again thus am just sending random doodles I've done and just haven't posted yet

My secret (I enjoy using cat cuddling photos for references)

[yesokayiknow]

this was definitely horrifying for ruby on a ridiculous number of levels but i can't stop thinking about kate's remark about the timeline being centered on her. bc like. did kate know? that this was an offshoot timeline that would eventually die? did she know that she wasn't the right version of herself? that one day her reality would collapse to make way for the proper timeline? that even meeting with ruby could be one step towards bringing the proper timeline back in play and erasing her own existence?

[asmrbrainrot]

I GET IT NOW!!!

—Somewhere in the distance—

Marco: MOTHER F—KER!

—In Bodie’s cabin—

Marco: *bursts through the front door*

Marco: YOU! *point at Bug*

Bug (Raine): Hm?!

Marco: Have you EVER heard of a mountain chicken?

Bug (Raine): pleasedon’thurtme

Marco: *kneels down to eye-level & holds Bug’s arms*

Marco: *low voice* have you ever heard of a mountain chicken.?

Bug (Raine): no.?

Marco: *still in a low voice* what do you think it looks like?

Bug (Raine): likeareallybigchicken??

Marco: That’s what I thought BUT NO—

Marco: *pulls a toad out of his poncho*

Marco: ITS THIS MOTHERF—

[shizunitis]

Consider:

Binghe wishes to no longer be half Heavenly Demon… only the wish ends with him becoming a heavenly being and immediately ascending to the heavens, where he is tasked with fulfilling the duties his fallen ancestor abandoned.

Binghe wants to return to the mortal realm (to be with Shizun), but isn’t allowed to do so. The only way he can return is if he follows the example of his ancestor… and becomes a full Heavenly Demon.

Now ordinarily there would have been the possibility of Shen Qingqiu cultivating enough to ascend himself, meaning Binghe could just wait for him, but since Shen Qingqiu is plagued by Without-a-Cure the chances of him ascending have gone from ‘unlikely’ to ‘impossible’.

(And of course the only way for him to be cured of without a cure is dual cultivation with a Heavenly Demon).

Ah, the angst!

can you imagine how shen qingqiu would react to finding out the news?

he’d hear whispers of some new ascended god on his travels.

whispers become curiousity, become rumours, become praise, become prayers. ascended after death, recognised by heaven after being felled by demons in the worst attack the human realm has seen in a long time.

in the eyes of the people, luo binghe becomes the god of fortune, of overcoming adversity, of overturning fate, of rising from the ashes.

they come to learn of his dilligence in his studies, his adoration for his shizun, his terrible childhood. of course, it all reaches qing jing peak.

now, shen qingqiu must grapple with the fact that he had raised binghe to be better than his book counterpart, but that in doing so had lost him in a, somehow, much more harrowing way. he had expected to be hated, scorned and killed. he did not expect that he would be left behind.

he waves off the congratulations of the people around him, the praise of having raised such a capable, powerful disciple. what would he even say? how thick of a face would he have to have in order to take credit for what binghe had done in spite of his treacherous shizun? and what’s his deal, being so bitter about the whole thing? clearly, he needs to let this go. it’s unbecoming.

and he is happy for binghe.

it’s just unexpectedly lonely, to know that he would never see him again.

(he will.)

[venomgaia]

Hey do u think any of the district 23 chefs have ever gotten 'ingredients' from R corp. All that meat has to go somewhere, unless R corp is pulling a soylent green

I'm sure there are plenty of places that could actually manage to use 'ingredients' from R corp seeing as there's absolutely a surplus! Although, anyone who's procuring fresh 'ingredients' for the sake of the culinary arts...may end up with more of a mess than they bargained for...