#what am i even talking about ?

[kaddyssammlung]

I have never seen this. The mic stand falling over and also the Veet are out. Cool thing to see first thing in the morning

[castieldelamancha]

i was just thinking the other day about supernatural but it's set in the middle ages and dean and cas just kissed for the first time and dean cradles cas' face and goes " angel i would follow you to the ends of the earth right where there is a fall into the void and a serpent that eats anyone that dares to go there" and cas says "actually the earth is round but i love you too" and dean has a crisis "no serpent either?" and cas simply shakes his head "...damn"

[cyannidex33]

why was i even born why was anyone even born this world is so horrible why are people even born?? just to suffer??? not in a suicidal way just a "why??" way idk

[erineas]

how to smash skeleton

how to make love to skeleton

ingredients for love

how to tickle skeleton

location of funny bone

wait this isn't google-

Fanfic. Fanfic. Depends what kind of love you're looking for. Depends on the skeleton but usually with the hands. Elbow.

You welcome, anon 👉

[m3lodyxo]

Welcome to "Is my taste in men bad or is he actually hot?"

On today's instalment we have:

The one.

The only.

The unapologetically hilarious...

*drumroll sound for dramatic effect cause I'm sassy*

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Adam a.k.a. The Dick Master, also known by:

The leader of the Exterminators

The original dick

The first man

Mr. "All of humanity came from deez nuts"

(Second panel is NOT my art. All credit goes to scout_ish on Twitter.... X?? Idfk man, eat the rich, I hate this, I'm still calling it Twitter.)

ANYWHO

Now, is it the fact he's hilarious? Is it because he wears a mask? Is it the because Alex Brightman voices him? OR, is it because he plays guitar and I'm definitely part of the problem with stereotypes?

The amswer is E) all of the above

I blame all the fanart people do of him and two cosplayers in particular.

denki.darling

and

Har_Fie

I'm not even gonna try to justify this one. He's just silly, which in my book, is atractive.

Hes uglyhot guys, please.

[occultbooks]

house is a cat in a dog way and wilson is a dog in a cat way

[evilgayfrog]

You know what, the Daedric princes are all autistic now. I will force this to be cannon.

[goodluckbabeheffron]

me: “so this girl did a street interview where the guy asked her what move in bed makes a man go crazy every time to which she responded ‘you gotta give it that hawk tuah’ and then the video went viral on twitter so she started a podcast called talk tuah in which she-”

the ghost of major dick winters in the corner of my room: all i ever had was nixon.

[miralax-gatorade]

went to build a bear yesterday. Was doing the heart ritual thing, and was told to make a wish. I closed my eyes and just said “I just really hope I’m not chronically ill” and the poor employee, who probably wasn’t much older than me, kinda just looked at me. I’m not sure what the ramifications of putting a wish that may never come true on a build a bear are, but the moral of the story is that I now have two very nice smelling Axolotls

[wackulart]

some upset philip doodles bc i feel like it

[g0refre4k]

Oh boy do I need an abusive relationship right about now

[castieldelamancha]

spn but cas comes back again from the empty and dean is there just hugging him with all he is and after a long while cas goes "I am still not well versed on human customs but isn't this hug longer than what's considered appropriate?" and dean tells him to shut up and then cas really allows himself to sink into the hug with a quiet "okay dean"

[5phn7xb000zin]

magma things!! + bonus goldie doodle bc idk :P

[owchie-wowchie]

it's interesting to me that the 2 Emmas in forever and always were like "there can only be one". idk I just think there's something to think about with how Emma wasn't really using her life until Emdroid took it. Like Emma was just fucking around for years with no real goal, she only really shows an interest in doing something when she comes back to town and finds out Emdroid was doing everything she did but better. idk this rant doesn't make sense, does it?

[the-names-quinn]

Sometimes I'll see a mutual's blog on "recently visited" and feel genuinely offended at the big "unfollow" button.

How dare you even SUGGEST I would need even the OPTION to abandon this person who I would commit unspeakable crimes for??? That's my soulmate. My family. Don't tell me what to do, unfollow button.

[acorn-enby]

Watching my gf play Deltarune currently and it is so very frustrating because being built like Susie would fix me but instead I'm built like Ralsei Deltarune and Rouxls Kaard. I have almost the exact same name as the later and I can be purchased at his store, this is sad. I am sad