#what am I talking about

[yingxtkm]

Post AC Sephiroth, spat out of the Lifestream somehow sane and filled with immense guilt and regret. World’s biggest sad wet cat and Cloud is at utter loss at how to deal with him.

Meanwhile, Sephiroth somehow has to deal with the most daunting opponent he’s ever had to face in his entire career, children. Cue him getting his hair braided and nails painted by Marlene bc she pulled the puppy eyes on him and he immediately caved. Love that for him.

[hal9000didnothingwrong]

*looks at J* nah that faith seems pretty rational

a J during church because idgaf when I go

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

i had a dream that tumblr rebranded to make the website called "tumplr."

[ryomaandgundhamkin]

why this Dorito look so mad?!?🤠 (aim sorry I had to)

[mimirose113]

Randomly thinking about a TV show I saw where people disappeared for a few years then reappeared without having aged. And the Outsiders gang live in my head 24/7 so also thinking about them.

Can you imagine a disappearance like that that happening to someone like Darry and Steve?

They literally gone without a trace and then suddenly during Ponyboy's 21st birthday party, they come in the front door like nothing happened, still 20 and 17.

The Curtis brothers have to comprehend how the oldest brother is now the youngest of them. How would the relationships and dynamics change? Soda and Ponyboy sure aren't going to be taking orders from their big brother any more. They've been on their own longer than he was their guardian. It would actually be kind of ironic if they become seriously overprotective of him, afraid they will lose him again.

And poor Steve realises his best friend is now 6 years older than him. He's now the only teenager of the gang. The only kid. Steve is now the baby of the gang, just like he used to tease Ponyboy about.

[silly-ehggy]

Ford my pretty princess....

(Reblogs over likes)

[unpleasantriver]

kevin kevin spooky

whenever i draw kevin smiling he just feels off...

[skyblueartt]

Sometimes I get random thoughts about oneshots I should write, and because I want to study William fckin Afton under a microscope, it’s usually about him. I know it’s freddy fazbear like WHATEVERR LOL, it’s fun to explore the crime side of things and dynamics and the potential he has as a character cuz he’s a monsterrrrr

I’m thinking about him being interrogated after Charlie’s murder, or during the whole MCI thing. And I think he would be a scarily amazing actor, like he puts on such a facade. I NEEEED him to lean in, make his voice break, and just play it up. Being like “I lost…I…I lost my son, my little boy- I KNOW what it is like to lose a child. I cannot imagine what sick, sadistic, monster could ever- EVER commit such a…a downright unspeakable act!” AHHHHHHHHH LOL I HATE HIMMMM

[rosenotactuallyquartz]

imagine pearl working very diligently on something that requires a lot of concentration. rose is humming and laughing and asking what pearl’s doing. pearl says she needs space and then rose starts bawling so pearl has to explain to her that no, no, that’s not what the phrase means, i love it here on earth, i didn’t mean it like that, i meant it when i said why would i ever want to go home if you’re here, rose, please—

[mostlywhump]

The wildest ep of the Macgyver reboot

Sometimes I think fondly about Macgyver (2016) season 3 episode 13 Wilderness + Training + Survival....and how absolutely batshit this episode was. If the creators had decided to confidently maintain these chaos levels, I think the show would have been better and had a longer run in general (but that's just my opinion).

Some random insane details that got fully brushed over but make me lose my mind every time:

Mac actively choosing to bring no emergency supplies out of pure god complex.

That time the bad guy leader tore Mac's beanie off and grabbed him by the hair sexual-style. Absolutely no other character has thought to grab Mac by the hair in the original show or the reboot like wtf

EDIT I've been reminded by some friendly reblogs that hair-pulling happens in a couple other episodes. Regardless, it cracks me up every single time. The guy seems to do it out of pure frustration and that is so funny to me.

Riley wearing acrylics into the wilderness

The bad guy just up and massacred his entire squad so he wouldn't have to share the money. Like he just shot them all in cold blood. That's some GOT shit.

Mac getting shot in the thigh from like two inches away and not having his entire femur shattered.

Riley and Bozer running into a clearing scattered with dead bodies?? With Mac bleeding out (?) in the middle?? No questions asked.

At least two of the bad guys were SEVERELY injured and they just got left to die in the absolute middle of nowhere after all that emphasis on how dangerous the wilderness is lmfao

RILEY WEARING ACRYLICS INTO THE WILDERNESS

Bozer being totally confused by the word yarrow implying that he did literally none of the reading.

That one guy who was blinded by burning poison oak and left to die in the woods

Mac doing math and science word problems outloud while a group of murdering criminals stare at him in confusion

Why did he have a random hillbilly friend in the mountains

Why did he suddenly have a pickup truck for the occasion

anyway i miss Macgyver and i wish it would come back RIP ok bye

[wlwanakin]

anakin gender hypothesis cuz like whatever man

sources: i saw the tv glow (2024) dir. jane schoenbrun, tweet i made a meme out of, the ocean by against me!, queen’s hope by ek johnston, rogue planet by greg bear, i saw the tv glow Again

[s0ggy0r3os]

Him >>

No because he died in the first chapter and he has more development and motive than some of the characters who survived way longer.

…hyoko.

[iamnotshazam]

TES III Morrowind post -

A Nerevarine that, for all their humility, does not escape the power of the Heart. They wielded the Tools. They touched it even closer than the Tribunal or Dagoth Ur ever did, as the Nerevarine removed the Dwemer spell barrier channeling the power through the Tools. The Heart of the world, that was made to satisfy the other, that laughed at destruction and loved existence too well to cease. The same Heart that changed the spirit of Voryn Dagoth into Dagoth Ur merely by proximity.

A Nerevarine that chooses to not become a god. Not because Vivec never revealed the technique, nor because Indoril Nerevar chose not to in the past, nor because Azura is watching. But because they see the wreckage it made of people that might have once been true friends, Nerevar and House Dagoth and the Tribunal, and how the blessings the Tribunal thought eternal were, in the end, as impermanent as their underlying mortality. The Heart and its power was not theirs, but the world's.

A Nerevarine that touches the Heart, twice-insulated by Dwemer gauntlet holding knife and hammer, cutting at the pericardic seal on its overflowing power. And a Heart that "sees" a little mortal creature who chooses to accept the struggle given from their shared creator, Lorkhan. The Heart does not have a will of its own, but it is made to satisfy the other.

The Nerevarine changes. Perhaps it's the echo of dying near the Heart in a past life, perhaps it's because they chose to follow what others tried to force into a destiny, perhaps it's dumb luck. Mortals cannot stop change. Not even ageless mortals pretending to be gods, nor thrice-loyal stewards become devils, nor a hero healed of the divine disease and given accidental agelessness. The Nerevarine changes.

Are they Nerevar, or did they become a Nerevarine? Were they tricked, or have they tricked everyone else? Is this Nerevar a true rebirth, a reincarnation through sympathetic Azura reborn unaware? But would that also not leave them as processed through another's will as Trinimac was to become Malacath? Or would that be Arkay of death and birth, or even Akatosh of time, who ate and changed them? Does it even matter? It seems not to, right up until they are standing next to a power that makes death of immortals and eternal life of mortals. A known aid to Mantling. Hell of a time, when the Sharmat is breathing down your neck, to start remembering the trusting face of Voryn Dagoth. Or are the memories like dreams, and the Nerevarine has been sleeping this whole time?

The Nerevarine awakens, and changes.

Maybe now they always hear their heart and the hearts of others, beating away. Or they feel the current location and status of the Heart, locked away in magma flows and safe from tampering. Maybe they can change swiftly between Chimer and Dunmer, and Azura smiles and does not say if it's her power or their own. Or they can change between Mer and Man, or even Beast. Maybe it's only between their reborn shape, whatever species it may be, and that of Indoril Nerevar.

Whenever they look at the Imperial merging of Akatosh and Shor in tapestry or stained-glass window, the back of their skull aches and their heart feels ready to beat out of their chest. Sometimes they feel stabbing pains through the chest and their feet go numb and their face feels slack. The robe brushing their skin, the candle-smoke wafting into their nose, the chanting words pouring out of their mouth: it all feels like betrayal. Other times they feel ready to break into eight pieces, or like they might reach into their enemy's chest and pull out the heart without breaking skin.

(They tell none of this to Vivec when they return, or Almalexia when ensnared into her new scheme. They are surrounded by people in these cities named after gods who do not deserve it, people celebrating the defeat of Dagoth Ur and the return of Nerevar. Which the Tribunal now says they always knew was coming, but had to play the part.

And the Nerevarine wonders why they find themselves wanting to ask Sotha Sil for advice, when he is the enemy, and might even have been the first traitor of the three. Then they come upon his mechanical corpse, and before they realize the full implications, they think, Ah. Ayem went after the least resolute, the most likely to help me . . . Wait. Oh shit-)

Maybe they can feel where - although it's more like when, but sideways - time almost broke again, in the heart chamber. Was that the second time they were in there, if counting past lives, or merely the first? They can feel a . . . a something, a somewhen, a different time in which Vehk, Seht, and Ayem were gods from the beginning, or the Dwemer properly ascended, or the Nords overran Resdayn, or Nerevar believed Voryn and together they killed his teacher, his friend, his wife-

Time flows and they can sense the eyes of the gods looking at them through the veil. Either they go crazy and scream at them all like the Whitestrake did, or they choose - choose, again and again - to continue acting of their own power and volition. It's all a mortal can do.

[actuallyredrobin]

batman xcx and robumpin’ that are on their way to crack the case in the bratmobile

[porcelainvino]

clock that tea

[jadelemonadee]

how do we feel about bisexual seabury (the only and sole reason being thayne is bi)