#what a world.

[deadlittledogs]

menstrual cycle blues means crying you weren’t born a sexy emo boy. oh well… can’t help but feel bad for just laying in bed all day while my time here in Washington is so limited… but the pain… the pain… ouaghhh…… somebody come rub my bulging, pulsating belly…. (;´д｀)

[welleducatedinfant]

watching nosferatu (1922) at 8am while waiting for ***** ****** to text me back

[lizbethborden]

So, due to um... neurodivergence I guess, I have a terrible time realizing when I need to pee. I get around this most of the time by taking bathroom breaks at like, transitional times. Go right before I leave the house, or right before I break for lunch at work. But at night or on my days off when I'm lazing, it's hard because there's no transition to use, so I don't think about it. I register a vague feeling of restlessness and irritation long before I consciously notice a full bladder. So anyway I was feeling itchy and restless one night and got up from bed and went to pee. Wow! The feeling of annoyance went away! That was awesome! So now every time I'm annoyed I'll think, I should go pee 😒 Like when a dog learns a trick and sees a new situation and is like AHA! MY TRICK IS PERFECT FOR THIS! and flops over to play dead even though the moment's got fuck all to do with the trick. The Go Piss Girl of it all

[killapunk]

yeah yeah customer service people dont get paid enough and whatever but if i call you for clarification and am very polite and friendly and already stressing out internally over having to call for help at all, maybe don't start talking in an exasperated and bitchy tone when your people fucked up my info. i may be your 100th person calling about the same shit but that's literally your job. blame the website for having shit instructions if you wanna get frustrated at someone

[catboydan]

in another world we could have had phil mimicking the full catboy dan pose on the floor instead of half-baked in his chair

[angstics]

[glfry]

Hi guys

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[sniperct]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[keymintt]

more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet

[navy-heart]

I bring an "abusing children is wrong" vibe to college that my classmates don't really like

[tyhi]

got ink all over my hand while writing in bed.

[dykebeckett]

sometimes a video game with a bad story has a good secret story that you can unlock if you pretend the bad parts aren’t there and make up a bunch of stuff

[angstics]

celebrating #cecilsweep