#what a situationship

[mo-online]

no children by the mountain goats is kevthea send tweet

[theaethernetconnection]

@wolfythewitch you'd enjoy this take

Thinking rambly Thoughts about Athena and her genderfuckery and her relationships with Odysseus and Penelope.

Anyway I think it’d be neat if Athena functioned as both Odysseus’ wife and Penelope’s husband in each others absence (and also as a father to Telemachus). Not even necessarily in a romantic way, just a weirdly intimate but unknowable ThingTM they have going on with Athena

TFW your in a triad and one member is a virgin goddess whose definitely playing with you and your family’s lives like Barbie dolls

[molotovgrifter]

they un-boy'd my boy of progress??

[cyberpchela]

tw/cw blood and meat! preparing morning breakfast

[guiiay]

the spear of longinus

[malevolencc]

this side by side is actually insane

[gloomy-brat222]

[bbybluemochi]

[OC] frankie and sinner are literally the "are they lovers?" "worse" meme

[cuubism]

i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest

[rainbowfartblaster]

JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE

[spectra-bear]

i need prowl fans to unpack their thoughts on why this guy is their fav, bcz going through all the comics, he hasnt given me much reason to like him

[pipfrankenstein]

Remember - In Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust.

[a-fangirltrash]

Do u guys think that Fiddleford sometimes accidentaly called Stanford darling, sweetheart and love because he kept mistaking him with his wife hahahah.... and that he was so sleep deprived once that this happened....

Yeah this is canon in my head like this would totally happen, he's not beating the cheating allegations

[francesderwent]

Taylor Swift really wrote an album with the thesis “a man who tells you he loves you and lives together with you in a committed relationship for six years but never ever proposes is essentially the same as a man who tells you he loves you to get you into bed and then ghosts you a couple weeks later”

[sincerlyus]

"I'm so sorry.."

Paranoid!Stanford and Cult!Fiddleford

Close Ups!!:

[tillydouspart]

"no one can remember what happened in the previous seasons"

(except scar was totally playing dumb)