#what a partyyyyy

[staceycasey123]

Cake is delicious top 10 cakes and dad-friend of the lit af grad party’s logic is get me more drunk so that I don’t drive home at all till the morning so that I don’t drive tonight (never got in an accident before ever) 😂

[doublebattled]

@unovasrose​ liked the starter call!

“Alright, first rule about league holiday parties: nobody goes thirsty! You legal to drink yet?” The answer doesn’t matter, because Hilda is already concocting two drinks at the open bar.

“This one’s a private party, so don’t worry too much about appearances. Nobody outside the league is allowed in tonight!” The tradition had been established by Alder back in the day as his way of thanking the league for all their hard work that year, and far be it from Hilda to miss out on an excuse to have a good time. Plus, and it was always the source of the best (and often most embarrassing) stories about her colleagues each year. Who could possibly pass that up?

“Well, I mean, try not to overdo it too much. Otherwise everyone is gonna be talking about it for… uh, forever. Everyone still makes fun of me for th’ time I thought I could beat Grimsley at poker after a couple too many drinks.”

[doyouknowthemossinman]

i'm sorry i'm in my country music era (again)((i feel like i'm 10 again)) but i'm pouring one out for my man toby keith

[fictionalmenaremytype]

The type of guy to hand you a doc leaf if your stung by stinging nettles without saying a word and have both drinking and rubbing alcohol on him at all times.

gonna make Will the wildest bitch around watch me

[maraczeks]

tww s5 rw thread pt ?

[fredwkong]

Fucked Silly

You didn’t think much of what he’d said at first. He was just a Grindr hookup, and tops will say literally anything. The message didn’t even crack the top 5 weirdest things you’d been sent. But still:

“Gonna see you fucked silly.”

It was so specific. Okay, maybe you looked like a bit of a dummy, with your sturdy muscles and habitual smile. But you were getting a doctorate! There was nothing silly about a PhD in Historiography.

“Gonna see you fucked silly.”

You looked at the message one last time as you waited rang for him to unlock the door of his building. You rolled your eyes. Bullshit tops.

But as his fat cock penetrated your hole, you started to feel weird. Your thoughts started to slow down and drift away. “What’s… happening?” you groaned as he bottomed out.

“You’re getting fucked silly, like all the other guys I top,” the top told you, and shifted inside you. You felt his cock rub up against your prostate and some of your thoughts popped like shiny, glittery soap bubbles.

“Noooo,” you moaned, shocked at how slutty your voice sounded. “I don’t wanna be a silly boyyyy.” You were smart, right? You were getting a Historo— Histrio— His— a big degree!

“Yeah, you do,” said the top, starting to fuck you harder. “You wanna be a silly bottom boi with big juicy muscles.”

“I’m moooore than a joocy muscle boiiiii,” you moaned, caught between bliss and horror as your whole body lit up from the fucking. More and more of your thoughts, memories, and knowledge slipped out of your grasp and vanished as he kept on fucking. You tried to hold onto things like your high school math class and your favourite show, but they vanished so fast you forgot you’d ever known them.

You felt your brain getting lighter and lighter as everything inside it dissolved and went away. As the top’s rhythm broke down with approaching orgasm, you moaned wantonly and fucked back into him, desperate for stimulation as the last of your smarts vanished.

The top came, and the sensation of him filling you up with his cum ripped away everything that you had left. You spurted all over the bed with an empty-headed groan. The sight of all the globs of cum on the sheets suddenly struck you as hilarious, and you started to laugh. “Huhuhuhu…”

The top pulled out. “Another happy customer,” he said, patting you on your broad back.

You twerked back at him, feeling empty. You flipped over and grinned up at him. “I wanna go dancingggg,” you whined in your new dumb, slutty voice. “Let’s go partyyyyy.” You were just a dumb, airheaded himbo with bouncy muscles and a goofy personality.

You’d been fucked silly.

[jujutsukaisenwriting]

JJK Characters Drunk Texting You

Gojo Satoru: BRING ME NEW GLAASES I JST BROKE MINE PLZ

Yuji Itadori: lets go eat ramen n fght curses LETS GOOOO

Nobara Kugisaki: karaoke????

Megumi Fushiguro: get me out of here, yuji & nobara go nuts

Mahito: wanna make out? ;)))))

Nanami Kento: i want to tie your hands above your head and pin you to the bed

Geto Suguru: heeeey pretty little thing ;)

Nanami Kento [2]: PLEASE TELL ME THE TEXT DIDNT GO THROUGH

Joko: why are people so mean? why cant we all be friends. i want a friend. do you want me to be your friend?

Choso: omw to ur place

Yaga: *geolocation sent* we are having a partyyyyy

Toji: i like u

Sukuna: i love you

Inumaki: i wish i could express my feelings every day without the need to constantly limit my vocabulary, because what i feel for you needs to be written in poems

Hanami: come over i have wine and we can watch mean girls

Mei-Mei: wanna pay me and i mock you? ;)

[lmanburgseulogy]

WHAT'S HAPPENING

DSMP. DSMP IS HAPPENING. DONT STOP THE PARTYYYYY

[znitsamluv]

Hii can you do this? Toman with a founding member that's secretly dating someone from a rival gang? They're really good at keeping the secret but got caught when the reader was sneaking out of their house to go on a date

Caught ya !

Warnings: Swear words , and tiny bit angst but don't worry happy ending!

Note : I was really happy to receive my first request so thank you anon for making my day ! Also I didn't know if you wanted it as an imagine or a reaction of each individual but I just went with what I thought, if you want a redo I will gladly do it .

" Toman Wins ! " Screams and shouts of celebration fills the place as that sentence sealed the final fight between toman and another gang that was causing problems to Toman .

" Damn they got you good didn't they ?" Takemichi flinched at your sudden appearance beside him , his cheeks reddened from embarrassment he looked beat up badly with a busted lip and a black eyes while on the other hand all you had was some scratches here and there .

" Don't be embarrassed you did good " Takemichi smiled at your warm words while looking at you, you had a warm comforting smile and he couldn't help but frown at the possibility of you dying in the future he just came from .

" Y/NNNN " just like how you startled Takemichi Mikey startled you by appearing out of nowhere and immediately clinging to you .

" Did you see me smash that punks head ?! " You two exchanged words with a flowery aura surrounding you two while Takemichi sweat dropped about how scary your topic of conversation is ' weirdos ' .

" Now now since we don't have anyone coming at us now we should celebrate! "

" Definitely! "

" WE SHOULD LET LOOSE "

" PARTYYYYY "

the founding members dismissed the rest of the gang and headed to their motorcycles to head to their favorite ramen place. But stopped upon hearing your statement.

" you guys have fun I have a lot of studying to get done "

" lame " Baji said while staring at you judgmentally

" some of us want to pass Baji I don't like my class as much as you do "

" DID YOU JUST INDIRECTLY INSULT ME ?!! " Chifuyu held Baji from bouncing at you, staying with them since childhood makes them forget you are a women sometimes so they have to be held back , " Glad you got the hint "

" YOU- " Baji got cut by Mitsuya giving him a smack on the head .

" enough fighting, you do you y/n you can join us if you finish early" Mitsuya's gentle acts never fails to make you love him more .

" Thanks , have fun guys "

Once you vanished from their sight all of them exchanged looks between each other , " something Is up " Mikey started " Yup " " Definitely" " I bet on my manga " and the rest finished.

Takemichi looked at them with his mouth hang open , you seemed completely normal you just wanted to study, ' these guys have no common sense '

" You will swallow flies if you keep your mouth open Takemichi" Takemichi immediately closed his mouth once he heard Draken . They started walking opposite direction of their usual party place .

" where are we going? "

" y/n's place " all of them answered in one breath

" we can't do that you have to respect her decisions " heads turned to Takemichi staring at him scarily while Mikey too a step forward to him

" you have got a problem?"

" no "

" good "

' I can't help but feel something bad is going to happen ' .

" yes Hun I got everything done, see you there in a minute k ? " Never in a million years you could have imagined yourself talking softly on the phone with a lovely aura around you talking to a boy .... Who is in a rival gang .

Your love story started a bit weirdly, one night you had a fight with a gang and of course won and in the morning you went to school, from all of the founding members you were the most serious about school, even isolating yourself from them in finals week to focus, no matter how much you love them you want to secure a good future with a good job . And to your surprise the moment you stepped foot into the exams hall your eyes met with someone 'familiar' it was a gang member of the gang you absolutely destroyed last night .

" what are you doing here ? "

" NO ,what are you doing here ? " You both glared at each other before he broke into a smile .

" chill I'm joking I am here to take an exam "

HUH ?

to say you are embarrassed to admit that you fell immediately once you found a boy doing the bare minimum of studying ( blame that on your friends they don't hold a book unless it's a manga )

You both from that day started studying together from time to time not noticing how the study sessions went from reading books in silence to throwing pillows at each other and watching sickly romantic movies while giggles filled the air.

You were the happiest you could have ever been , but a small part of you was disappointed in you and anxious about how to tell your friends that you have a boyfriend..... From a rival gang .

But every time you think about it you brush it aside telling yourself to save that talk for another time , not knowing that this day is unfortunately today.

You got ready and smiled at the mirror when you heard the door rang , running to the door to open it expecting to see your lovely lover at the door , you were disappointed and horrified to be met with your friends standing at the door smirking at you, they still look blooded from the last fight as if they didn't go home .

' fuck '

" what are you so dressed up for ? " Draken was the first to ask eyeing you up and down judging your choice of clothes.

" Didn't know you get ready every time you have to study " Mikey was the next to question the weird combination of excuses.

" you were definitely lying right? " Baji glared at you

" Come on guys she probably finished studying and decided to come party with us " Mitsuya tried to save the day but luck wasn't on your side when you heard the sound of a very familiar Motor come to stop in front of your house.

To say you were horrified was an understatement, you weren't ready to tell them anything and before you could say anything they all turned to the owner of the Motorcycle.

" The fuck are you doing here ? " Draken glared at the boy who seemed pretty dressed up, and Baji didn't have to even ask he started tying his hair to fight.

" WAIT ! " all eyes turned to you

" I can explain! "

" explain what? " Mikey's voice was low and dangerous, his eyes seemed lifeless for a second,And you felt a shiver run down your spine as the worst scenarios ran into your head .

" He is my boyfriend , I promise- " you immediately shut up once you saw the murderous look on Mikey's face

" Boyfriend? " Silence filled the air not even Baji dared to talk

" Since when did you become a fucking traitor...?"

Your breath hitched and your heart started hammering in your chest

" what do you mean- "

" so that is what you have been doing everytime you have to study ? Go around fucking our rivals? Maybe even giving them information about us "

He was about to continue again when Draken and Mitsuya put their hands on each shoulder of Mikey's to stop him , they were shocked but they knew you were not a traitor and Mikey was definitely talking it far .

" Excuse me my girlfriend is not a bitch you have misunderstood the situation"

Baji was about to punch your boyfriend's face but you stopped his fist mid way .

" I don't tolerate this type of disrespect towards me or my boyfriend especially when you are the ones who didn't respect my wishes to be alone today, And I won't tolerate being called a bitch or a traitor "

Takemichi was sweating bullets as you walked closer to Mikey while you both glared at each other.

" Speaking to me is a privilege Mikey and you just lost that privilege, if you think of me as a traitor then as well lets make it even fire me from toman "

" Y/n-" Mitsuya was silenced when he felt pah's hand on his shoulder, he better not interfere right now .

" Fine " was all Mikey said before walking away leaving all of you frozen in place, were you not important enough to be let go like this?

" Wait guys why don't we- "

" No Takemichi I don't want to talk to them or have anything to do with them again" .

Pulling your boyfriend inside the house and slamming the door , that was the last time they saw you for three weeks .

You poured your heart and soul into studying and took that as an opportunity to cut your ties with gang life , but deep down and everyday when you are alone you would stare out of the window wondering what made you say that , beating yourself up for not telling them earlier and even started believing Mikey's words as a traitor.

Your boyfriend couldn't take it anymore seeing you like this he had to fix things up , even if he wasn't the problem but he felt like that .

" The fuck are you doing here on our property?! "

Baji immediately landed a hit on your boyfriend's face once he appeared in sight , where the founding members were meeting.

" I'm not here to fight "

" Then why are you here then ? " Draken glared at him while Mikey remained silent , he has been like that since you two fought , guilt was eating him up for talking to you like this and taking a decision in a heated moment but he was more prideful to admit it .

" I am here to say that whatever happened that day was a big understatement, me and y/n met in school and sat aside our gang lives , we never talked about it and yes every time she said she was studying we were together studying "

He started explaining everything from A to Z and how you were the most loyal person he has ever seen , and even went far as to make a request.

" I love y/n so much but I also can't stand her being sad "

" so you will break up with her ? " Mikey asked while standing up whatever his answer his Mikey will beat him up .

" No , but I will join you" everyone froze in their spots , what ?

" I don't think you would mind if she was dating someone from your same gang so I'm asking to join your gang , this way we have both sides equal"

He ended up with a cherry on top as he bowed showing how desperate he is , the silence surrounding him made him nervous as he thought he was going to get beat up really bad but stopped when he felt someone patting his back.

" Seems like y/n chose a good one huh ?" Standing up from his bowing position, he sees Mitsuya and Draken smiling softly while Baji was smirking and Mikey staring silently but this time he seemed calm and less dangerous.

" Ok "

Mikey walked near your boyfriend and held him suddenly from his collar

" but if I find out you are playing around or if you hurt y/n , you will be six feet underground"

Everyone shivered at Mikey's tone but relaxed when he broke into a soft smile .

" I guess I can't be mad anymore that guy is tough , welcome to toman "

Your boyfriend smiled to himself as he imagined your warm smile after you find out

" yuck look how deep in love he is "

Mitsuya smacked Baji again for his unnecessary comment as if he doesn't do the same when he sees women in the beach .

You were worried and nervous when you received a message from your boyfriend to meet him somewhere, you imagined the worst and thought that you were boring the last few weeks and that he is going to break up with you.

You snapped out of your worried state when your sight landed on your boyfriend... Wearing Toman's uniform.

" what the fu- "

" I look forward to working under your division

Y/n! "

He was bowing but you can sense his smile while talking, you didn't have time to take what is happening before you felt hands on your shoulder

" let me tell you y/n that boy is a real gentleman"

" DRAKEN ?! "

" Hey what about me ? "

Your eyes shifted to Baji who was standing on the side smirking at you , soon you saw everyone standing beside each other smiling minus one , Mikey had his gaze fixed on the ground ashamed , he flinched slightly when he felt your hands ruffling his hair

" what happened happened, let's forget it "

For the first time you saw small tears gather in Mikey's eyes before he looked away to wipe them .

" you deserve an apology, we are sorry" Mikey , Draken , Mitsuya, pah and Baji bowed at the same time , making you smile warmly, you averted your eyes to your boyfriend who was watching the scene unfold proudly.

" Thank you" you softly said

" don't thank me I only did what is supposed to be done , I can't let our relationship ruin your friendships with them , in the end they were the ones who made me meet you, I wouldn't have met you without getting my ass kicked in that one fight" you clinged to him giving him a kiss on the cheek before you Heard gagging sounds from behind you .

" GET A ROOM "

" SHUT UP "

Bonus

Standing with the whole of toman facing the rival gang you are about to fight you looked back at your boyfriend who stood beside you .

" The one who beats up more pays for our next date "

Your boyfriend smirked at you before shaking your hand

" Bet "

[roachy-draws]

R: let me play Barbie girl at the partyyyyy!! RELEASE ME GOD DAMMIT

@i-am-confused-always (please lmk if you wanted something different lol, always happy to draw a different thing. I'm not great with understanding what ppl mean in text 😭💀)

Anyways, ENJOY FERAL ROACH! 🪳👹

[romcomeon]

hiii the theme is so pretty, baby!! i enjoyed xo kitty a lot actually, the show is very honest about what it is and i was throughly entertained the whole time. (plus the queer rep? i was not expecting that but major plus!)

i’m more of a the summer i turned pretty girlie, but i’m excited for season two of xo kitty. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Haiii!!!

Thank you so much, darling <3 !! We gotta thank this sassy, rich fashionable asshole (affectionate)

And OMG xo Kitty is just so entertaining to watch like man that plot-twist with the hospital bracelet + the scene with min ho's partyyyyy. And let's just say as soon as I saw Yuri I was like- "Yeah. This girl is for the girls, y'all."

I love the summer I turned pretty too!! Conrad 🥹🫶 [not as much as my love for PK and JAM but it is up there]

[idolatrybarbie]

not publishing anymore fic this year but thinkin' tommymaria thoughts...

maria is an absolute genius computer engineer, creates amazing builds in her spare time. she is truly just supremely smart and talented...but it's 2011 and we're recovering from a recession here, people, so she's snagged some shitty IT job at a third party phone survey company. they call, they try to ask you questions, you usually hang up. that kinda deal.

enter tommy. well not really enter. maria goes to fulfill a maintenance request on the fourteenth floor, taking the elevator allll the way up from the dingy third floor office they keep the tech employees in. enter maria to meet tommy. he's nice enough, a little flushed and worried about his work set up—they aren't supposed to create a burning smell.

turns out the computer is completely fried, someone spilled their coffee on it late one night and it's dribbled into the GPU and wrecked the motherboard. she goes to haul the computer to the elevator and he offers to carry it down for her, ever the gentleman. maria's knee jerk reaction is to tell him she's good, but he is kind of cute... so she lets him take the case into his arms, heavier than he expected, and keep her company on the trip down again.

he almost asks for her number before he leaves, she can tell, but stops himself. maria watches him walk away, ass tight in those macy's dress pants. she thinks that's the last she's ever gonna see of him until! the work holiday partyyyyy.

it blows, in short. none of her IT co-workers even bothered to show, leaving maria socially stranded. she's contemplating if anyone'll even notice or care if she ditches when someone sidles up next to her beside the gaudy-looking Christmas tree—tommy miller.

"hey there," he says, half way between a friend and a stranger.

"kentucky fried computer," maria nods at him.

"i still don't know how that happened," tommy says. maria gives him a disbelieving look. "i don't drink coffee."

"you work a nine to five but you don't drink coffee?" she asks.

tommy shakes his head. "only green tea. it's good for gut health." immediately, the despairing look on his face tells maria that he cannot believe he's uttered the words gut health in front of her.

she rolls with it. "so if i open it up, i'm not going to find a bunch of little leaves in there?"

"you won't," tommy says. "scout's honour." when she raises an eyebrow in question, he explains, "i was a boy scout for nine years."

"of course you were."

they find a soft couch to take up residence in a quiet corner of the party. maria's two flutes of champagne deep, quizzing him about the scouts with questions from her phone. he isn't lying, getting all of the answers correct. then she asks him what he does now.

"unless you're still a boy scout," she says.

"am not," tommy says. then he shrugs. "i work. go home, make dinner."

"so you cook."

"i do," he nods. "can make a mean frozen lasagna. or ajiaco, if you'd prefer."

he has an amazing way of making questions for him turn around to be about her.

"i'd have to know what that is," maria says.

"meat soup, sorta. barbecued beef, chopped onions, green chili peppers," tommy explains.

it honestly sounds delicious, but telling him that would communicate that maria's interested in trying it—in having him cook for her. and she's not...right?

"sounds nice," is all she gives him.

when the party ends, tommy walks maria to her car. she finds it a bit overkill but can't find it in herself to tell him not to. it's sweet. he is sweet. it's been a while since she's had any sugar in her life.

when he asks her out straightforwardly, she takes a moment to consider, fingers curled over the door handle of her car.

she says, "yes." tommy's face splits into an amused grin as she continues, "my place, but you're cooking. d'you like wine or beer?"

"wine. you?"

"beer," she says.

"i'll bring both," tommy nods.

[swissboyhisch]

Road Trip

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yourinsta: First goodbye as a WAG. I can't believe I'm a WAG now 🤷🏻‍♀️ tagged: mcdavid97

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mcdavid97: I'll be home soon bub❤️

user: THIS RELATIONSHIP 😭��

stephlechance: you were always considered a WAG though 😂😂

bainca_skye: WAG forever girl, always were 😂😂

user: Ahhh the edmontonoilers WAGs are the best

edmontonoilers: They are 🤷🏻‍♀️ It's the truth

user: Wait, that was them?! I saw these two 😭

yourbestie: I love how clueless she was, I mean honestly it was great 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

user: My OTP!

zstrome: time to party in a few days 🎉🎉🎉

user: zstrome has the right idea

user: I can't wait to see the Oilers play against the flyers!

user: 😭

patmaroon: I'll bring cap back safely, promise shortie 😂

username: patmartoon nickname for y/n is perfect

edmontonoilers: he'll be home soon, we promise 🙌🏻 we just need him to help us 🤷🏻‍♀️

dylstrome19: Can't wait to see you guys! are you flying out?

yourbestie: dylstrome19 yeah a few of WAGs are flying out to watch

user: YES OMG OILERS VS COYOTES

zstrome: PARTY WHEN YOU GET HERE!

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yourbestie: Arizona here we come 😍 tagged: yourinsta

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mcdavid97: See you soon ❤️

user: Friendship goals tbh

user: Seeing the group?

stephlechance: Wish I could go!

bainca_skye: See you there!

user: AHHH YES

user: IM GOING TO THAT GAME 😍😍😍

clove_bennet: See you when zstrome and I pick you guys up from the Airport.

user: REUNION!

yourinsta: It will be awesome! 😍 Liked by yourbestie

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zstrome: Our two favourites have arrived! tagged: yourinsta, yourbestie and clove_bennet

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mcdavid97: Keep them safe girls! And all of you be safe while partying, please ❤️

user: mcdavo being protective ahaha

yourinsta: I love you mcdavid97 like a lot.

user: they are so perfect 😍😍😍

clove_bennet: yes yes yes! Sleepover at Zara and I's apartment!

tess.calden: See you soon!

kennedymoore: YES YES YES I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU! btw I'm sorry I couldn't pick you up!

user: I love Kennedy 😍

yourinsta: user same.

user: Y/n is a precious gem

user: OMG Y/B/F/N IS GORGEOUS!

yoursis: Have fun sis x

user: 😍😍😍

drat29: Have fun and see you soon!

yourbestie: thanks leo x

user: Can't wait for the girls to go to the game!

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kennedymoore: Love these girls a billion ❤️ tagged: yourbestie, yourinsta, zstrome and clove_bennet

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user: I love this friend group!❤️

user: don't we all?!

zstrome: I've missed you guys so much!

user: I LOVE YOU A BILLION!😍😍

yourbestie: PARTYYYYYY PARTYYYYY

yourinsta: I live for this photo! 😍

user: I think we all do

user: Where are they?

user: Can't believe they are all together…

dylstrome19: Have fun and stay safe girls x

kennedymoore: always x ❤️

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zstrome: What a night 😍 tagged: yourbestie, yourinsta, kennedymoore and clove_bennet

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user: A shopping cart? really? 😂

lcrouse67: Oh god…

jakobc6: I swear…

clove_bennet: we'rE FINRE?

user: Now that is a night out!

mcdavid97: Thank god you guys got home safe

yourinsta: I didn't drink anything… gotta be the mumma bear

user: Imagine having to look after these drunk bitches…

yoursis: you girls are crazy

hollymcdavid: they're young 😂

TAG LIST:

@penny4yourthoughts @mp0625 @hischierhaze @dinonuggetsthings @francesfarhadi

[flannelepicurean]

Picture, if you will (because I definitely am), a scenario in which Bulma is staring across her desk at These Two Idiots, absolutely flummoxed about A Happenstance, and goes, "Okay, but why--no, don't answer that. HOW. And when???"

And they, also confused and uncertain, consider for a bit, and then Vegeta goes O_O, and whispers, "The Christmas par--" and Goku goes, O_O, "THE CHRISTMAS PARTYYYYY..."

Cut to The Christmas Party, a hallway some distance from the actual festivities, at a point when they're both about 47 drinks in, and a situation where the captions would read [Unintelligible drunken yelling]. And when Vegeta stops flailing long enough to dodge a swooping flail and grab Goku's shirt somewhere near the collar and get all up in his face, their tiddies bump.

And there's some bounce-back.

And they stop yelling furiously and start blushing furiously. And they DO NOT back away. And then Goku looks down, and Vegeta looks down, and turns holiday-festive red, and then they look at each other for another couple seconds...and then just jump all over each other and start makin' out like the hot, sloppy, drunk-as-hell messes they are.

And they topple over sideways, and Vegeta manages to wriggle an arm free and point emphatically toward an empty guest room, and they slalom in there and slam the door and start goin' at it like coked-up weasels.

Bulma, having heard ANY portion or version of what they can remember of this incident, levels a gaze at them, no longer disbelieving, but definitely pretty sour, and informs them, "I'm extremely disappointed in both of you. Okay. Party privileges revoked. No more parties."

And Goku wails, "AWW, NOT EVEN BIRTHDAYS?!" And Bulma and Vegeta both stare at him like he's lost his goddamn mind.

(I have no idea what theoretically precipitated this situation for them. But I need to find a way to use it.)

[isaac-is-tired]

I can dance in my work clothes :/

R we supposed 2 dress up? I was just gonna wear my work clothes

- Isaac

Come shopping with me!

[seokjinsonlyone]

Ariii hi. I have a confession to make. I feel like I can come say all things delulu here and you wouldn’t judge me lol

So you know how a few weeks ago either Joon posted or his friend posted a picture of them two and detective armys found out which scent the perfume bottle was in the bottom corner of the picture? Well… I went to Sephora after I saw a tweet saying which one it is and I got a few samples of it (you know where you like spritz it on the little paper thing? yeah those) and I kept them in my beltbag and every now and then when I feel sad or anxious I pull one out and sniff it and it comforts me bc I feel like Joon is there 🫢

But also, we don’t know for sure if it was Joon’s or his friend’s perfume so I could be just sniffing another man’s scent and not Namjoon’s which is weird lmao 😂😂😂

you’re SOOOOO real for this like i support it 100% it’s way better and cost effective than my coping mechanisms of buying plushies that remind me of them 😭 like i literally just bought one of them chicken leg plushies that hobi got from you quiz that he keeps in his studio albeit i got it from aliexpress for 1.99 and only bc it randomly popped up on an ad but the thought is all the same!!!! chapter 2 got us all drifting in the sea a bit we gotta use what we can to stay afloat until they come pick us up in their yacht in 2025 and we can partyyyyy 🥳🥳