#what a fucking freak

[radicalavender]

i was abt to post this with the caption “this is why im never dating a bi woman again” (which is also real) but apparently op is a tim so like yeah very likely thing for him to say

[naaddiie]

Endlessly entertained by what Jon Spacer looks like from the outside. He talks to himself. He works almost exclusively with dead bodies. He's an awful conversationalist. He jumps to wild fucking coclusions that somehow end up being right. He accused his therapist of murder to their face. He killed a man. He's been fired twice in the past six months. He's the best coroner they've ever had. He has the world's worst bedside manner. He's even bisexual.

[fortisseto]

I like keeping a list of all the really strange things my boyfriend has said to me, and the most recent addition was "That’s exactly what Erin who’s being held hostage by an evil tissue would say."

For context... I told him I was going downstairs to get some tissues and that I would be back, I ended up being there for a bit, and I ended up forgetting the tissues. I come back up to him saying he missed me and that I was gone for so long that he assumed I was being held hostage by the tissue overlords. "How do I know you're not a tissue right now?" He says because it went from being held hostage to being turned into a tissue. He went on an entire rant about how horrible it is that I'm now a tissue, but he then came to the conclusion that he'll love me, tissue or not.

In that moment, I thought, "Wow, he's an idiot." But I've decided it was endearing.

[nightwussy]

when kidd and i said simon would dress like the worst man alive and have trenchfoot we were joking around, why did we have to be right on the money 😭

[houseofpunk]

anyone else seen the anti-renee conspiracy theorist weirdo on here who thinks that Jon and Renee's baby isn't real and is just a series of models and also that she's a coke addict and also cheating on Jon with every man on the roster?

[twoturtlesinabathtub]

I'm writing Danny again. All feels right with the world ❤️

[choconotfound]

oh thats it huh

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[kittykatninja321]

If canon verse Dick tried the 5 senses thing on Jason to get him out of a panic spiral it would work but only because it would irritate Jason so much he would immediately snap out of it

[bacchuschucklefuck]

[give-grian-rights]

listening to This Year on repeat. going to bed please remember that we can make it through again. im going to bed before it's finally called but.. yeah

[morganbritton132]

Continuing a bit from this

Because that was a fluke, right?

Steve Harrington sat at their lunch table, asked a bunch of questions, and took notes as some sort of prank, right? It’s never going to happen again. Right?

But he’s there again today (“Fucking hell”) sitting at their table, waving them over when he spots them like, “I was thinking about that depression filter you told me about. Makes no sense.”

“It’s, uh…” Jeff tries, accepting Steve’s offered applesauce. “It’s a perception filter.”

“Ohhh, that makes more sense.”

Steve opens his notebook, marks something out, and writes over it. He looks up like, “About this guy Griffon.”

And that’s how it goes. Steve asks questions. They provide answers. They realize that Steve must have some hearing loss in his left ear and adjust to that. Steve cracks a joke they don’t understand and adjusts to them, and it’s…fun.

Gareth accidentally elbows Steve in the ribs and Steve winces hard because his ribs are still fucked up from the fight. They all think this is over now and things will go back to normal but Steve…apologizes?? For being weird??? To weirdos?

“Oh, god,” Jeff says after lunch, watching Steve and Grant walk off in the same direction. “We have to keep him.”

Gareth sighs, “Eddie is going to hate this.”

[rrat-king]

@quiddie what. the fuck. what the fuck

[keferon]

This is what madness looks like

[evelynpr]

Middle school bakudeku was like, Horrible bully x Freaky stalker wasn't it because holy shit Deku really was freaky as hell-

The guy knows his moves, stance, food habits, SHOWER AND SLEEP ROUTINE??? WHAT THE FUCK MAN-

To be clear, the Smash comics aren't Canon canon. This is just another way of understanding bkdk's dynamic and progression.