sometimes i randomly remember that someone said this to me LMFAO
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i was abt to post this with the caption “this is why im never dating a bi woman again” (which is also real) but apparently op is a tim so like yeah very likely thing for him to say
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Endlessly entertained by what Jon Spacer looks like from the outside. He talks to himself. He works almost exclusively with dead bodies. He's an awful conversationalist. He jumps to wild fucking coclusions that somehow end up being right. He accused his therapist of murder to their face. He killed a man. He's been fired twice in the past six months. He's the best coroner they've ever had. He has the world's worst bedside manner. He's even bisexual.
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when kidd and i said simon would dress like the worst man alive and have trenchfoot we were joking around, why did we have to be right on the money 😭
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anyone else seen the anti-renee conspiracy theorist weirdo on here who thinks that Jon and Renee's baby isn't real and is just a series of models and also that she's a coke addict and also cheating on Jon with every man on the roster?
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I'm writing Danny again. All feels right with the world ❤️
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
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If canon verse Dick tried the 5 senses thing on Jason to get him out of a panic spiral it would work but only because it would irritate Jason so much he would immediately snap out of it
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Middle school bakudeku was like, Horrible bully x Freaky stalker wasn't it because holy shit Deku really was freaky as hell-
The guy knows his moves, stance, food habits, SHOWER AND SLEEP ROUTINE??? WHAT THE FUCK MAN-
To be clear, the Smash comics aren't Canon canon. This is just another way of understanding bkdk's dynamic and progression.
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
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oh lord Nicholas Braun I’m going to beat you with a brick. You are dead to me
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woah. just saw a vid on the nicholas braun allegations…. gross
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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.
i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.
anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.
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