#lesbianposting

[vampishdyke]

call it toxic yuri the way i got that poison status ow effect ow

ow.

ow.

ow.

[mushroomjar]

is it lesbian friday yet

It's always lesbian friday if you believe

[jjrockerslefttoe]

“me and my girl, we got this relationship. i love her so bad, but she treats me like shit”

[vyrewolf]

As much as I wanted to, I could never buy into the 2004 mean girls lesbian reading - Cady always just felt too straight, and Regina was too nastily homophobic to Janis for me to personally be able to read her as a lesbian with internalized homophobia. My lesbian heart wanted to buy into it so very bad but I just couldn’t.

But mean girls 2024?? Oh boy they got me. They got me by my dykish little throat. Those gay musical theatre ass bitches managed to give me toxic doomed yuri in my mean girls movie!!!

Anyways funny part of the post is over allow me to over analyze:

Janis is a lesbian - she always was and we already knew that and I’m so glad they weren’t cowards and committed to giving her a girlfriend for prom this time. Janis and Regina were close friends who started to realize they liked eachother and while Janis was comfortable with that Regina wasn’t which lead to the whole ordeal with spin the bottle and with the beanie baby and the pride pin which leads me to…

Regina is a lesbian with some deeply internalized homophobia. We see it with the way she treats Janis but keeps the pride pin WHICH by the way is like fanfiction levels of toxic doomed yuri and I appreciate it so much. She has all this popularity and control over the school that she’s so afraid of loosing which causes her to act nasty and bitchy and her being a lesbian can absolutely fit into this - being outed as a lesbian would hurt her popularity and reputation and so she throws Janis away and ruins that relationship, and as she grows older and matures she gets stuck in this toxic mindset where I feel like she knows deep down she’s a lesbian but she’s not letting herself acknowledge it because she knows what embracing that would do to her social life. HOWEVER she’s toxic and absolutely still uses her hot dom lesbian energy to enact control over her friends who are all very down bad for her which leads me to…

Cady - bisexual home schooled jungle freak who starts normal high school and realizes what romantic attraction feels like and doesn’t really know what to do with those feelings- did y’all see the way she looked at Regina’s titties during that seduction scene, we all saw it right?? (And yes I’m calling it a seduction scene because even if you don’t read it as a sexual seduction that’s the term I’ve been taught to use for a villain confrontation where the villain is trying to convince the hero to join their side - seduction as opposed to threat - fun fact from film school) Cady wants to be like Regina, she WANTS regina, and Regina’s absolutely aware of that but is so buried in her persona and internalized homophobia that instead of acknowledging and reciprocating those feelings in a healthy way she kind of half reciprocates them enough to lead Cady on but not enough to treat Cady well which leads to this relationship dynamic where Regina is pretty much benefiting off of the way her unacknowledged lesbianism is enacting control over her friends who are all down bad for her which leads me to…

Gretchen - you can’t tell me that girl isn’t in a horrific one sided situationship with Regina especially after her song!??? That girls WANTS REGINA SO BAD and Regina knows that and again exploits that somewhat unintentionally because she can’t acknowledge her own identity. Gretchen is what Cady very well could have became in a different reality where Cady didn’t have Janis and Damien’s perspective to help her realize what she’s gotten herself into and lead to the conclusion of the film.

ANYWAYS I’m a cadina truther because Janis and Gretchen both have been hurt by Regina and deserve better but that doesn’t mean that Regina doesn’t deserve better either and I thoroughly believe that after the events of the film Cady helps Regina work through her shit and Cady gets the hot dom gf Regina was meant to be

As for Aaron I can absolutely believe that Cady is genuinely attracted to him I don’t think it’s a case of Cady likes Regina but doesn’t realize and so redirects her feelings into a man (tho I also totally support that reading) but dude that guy is so bland there’s no way that relationship lasts.

Tldr a lot of Regina’s behavior and relationships can be explained by her internalized homophobia and the way she somewhat benefits off of the control she gets over her friends who have feelings for her and Cady helps her break the pattern and become a better person

[cowgirlass]

gf got art of us for christmas, i am obsessed.

artist: kalkaart

[nepeta985]

pre timeskip nami is the butchiest femme to ever butch

[deszczowedni]

butchfemme if i made them into a kelpie and a unicorn

[aurelia-rainbow]

my pronouns are

she fucking her

(I'm lesbian)

[churchofthenuns]

Babe, get in the bed You will get absolutely demolished in love and kisses and cuddles with the girls and you will get so much affirmation

(And maybe more if you are a good girl, you will be a good girl right?)

[yrdykehusband]

femme fatale this, femme fatale that... what about butch fatale???

[radiohaven]

i’m like house bc i’m a major asshole and also madly in love with wilson. send post

[crowscacophony]

WHYYYY. WHY DO I NOT HAVE A MEAN RICH BLONDE GIRLFRIEND WHO IS ALSO MY ACADEMIC RIVAL. WHERE IS MY ENEMIES TO LOVERS ARC. WHERE IS MY RICH GIRL WHO WEARS DARK LIPSTICK. WHERE IS SHE. WHERE

[mushroomjar]

There's a post I see every couple of months that basically goes "if you're one of those people that say 'I was so excited because I thought I saw a beautiful butch lesbian but it turned out he was just a man' you should unpack that, why'd he stop being beautiful?" And it goes on for a bit. And I really hate that post because, like... it's really just not that deep, I'm just a lesbian that's into butches. Of course I was disappointed the guy wasn't a butch, I'm not interested in men! What do I need to unpack?!

[pluralfemmes]

Let’s talk about topping butches.

Let’s talk about how he whimpers into your mouth when you pull his lip between your teeth.

Let’s talk about how he groans when you get a grip on his waist, to pull him down, grinding against your thigh.

Let’s talk about how he gasps when you pin his hands over his head, spreading his legs so easily for you, just like a good boy.

Let’s talk about teasing his hole, kissing and teasing around it before stretching him open with your fingers or tongue.

Let’s talk about his groan through clenched teeth as you slowly bottom out inside him.

Let’s talk about his clipped little grunts and moans as you pump inside of him, too deep for him to think.

Let’s think about how he cries out as he cums, shaking and gasping as he rides out his orgasm.

Yeah. Let’s talk about topping butches.

[gougars-gointed]

playing bg3. i love karlach i wish butch lesbians were real

[cowgirlass]

Fat women are so cool...