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i need you carnally

my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that

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should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

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I was looking at furry porn awhile ago because I'm a woman with needs and the artist described the prostate as the "purr button" and I can't stop thinking about it.

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"what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard:

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Not even remotely what I'm looking for but thanks anyway Google.

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new stimtoy idea: 80s-90s anime sci-fi cockpit

Put me in one of these bad boys and I will be entertained for hours

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cobalt core represents an important moment in the history of our species because finally there is a roguelike deckbuilder designed for gay nerd furries. we made it. society is ready to embrace us

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thirft shop

im gonna fuck your dad

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but honestly i heard tumbler was a good place to meet girls that wear fur tails plugged up they asshole

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dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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i hauve a cold

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chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine

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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

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the darkened raphe line under her penis? oh you mean the angel's mark?