#what a curious pair!

[miltheperson]

Hiiiiiiiiiii- love the lil quick writes, and actually that howdy part in my request-

Imagine reader, same scenario, but reader is like a spider or a butterfly or a bee and is the size of 10 apples and can like fly too-

Again you did amazing on my request:D

You gave me so much ideas for howdy - all the bugs we could use-

I’m glad I did those requests some justice! Again, another excellent idea! So curious!

Welcome Home mini bit!

Howdy’s all buzzed about the new neighbor!

The talk about the new neighbor had circled all around the neighborhood, it had definitely went round enough that it reached the bodega owning caterpillar’s ears!

He loved new faces and he especially loved welcoming them into the neighborhood.

He waited quite excitedly for the new neighbor to come around and visit his shop, a friendly and happy smile over his face.

When the bells over his door finally jingled, Howdy sprung up with a smile.

“Howdy! Welcome!” He greeted as usual, smiling.

Only to pause.

Wait a second…

Where was the customer?

“What in the world…?” He murmured, scratching the top of his head. “Now, I know I heard those bells ring…” He frowned a little, moving out of the counter and towards the door.

“Ow!”

He felt a something bump against his leg. He flinched, staring down.

“Oh, hello!” He blurted out in surprise, stepping back.

There was the new neighbor! You! With twirly antennas and wings behind your back, as well as what looked to be something protruding from behind you. Why… You must be a bee! Now that explains the black and yellow coloring on your clothing.

“I am so sorry! Didn’t see ya there!” Howdy was startled.

Goodness you were quite short!

Why, even shorter than Wally!

“It’s okay!” You smiled up at him, then you started realized just how tall he was.

How tall was this guy??

Goodness he was quite tall!

“You must be the new neighbor, right?” He asked you with a smile, needing to look down on you.

Heavens, compared to you he was just massive!

“Yep! That’s me! Pleasure to meet you!” You held a hand out towards him, the other leaning down just to reach you properly.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, too! My name is Howdy, Howdy Pillar! What’s yours, neighbor?” He shook hands with you, a bright grin on his face.

“(Name) ! Call me (Name)! Wonderful to meet you, Howdy!” You giggled, letting go of his hand.

“So, ah… Welcome to Howdy’s Place! Seeing as you’re new around these parts, it’s a special discount for you. 100% off!” Howdy smiled.

It was a bit troublesome for both parties to look each other in the eye, so you decided you had enough of the neck pain.

Your wings started to flutter, your feet slowly lifting off the ground.

Howdy watched you in amazement as you started to fly up to his height, finally being able to properly meet his eyes.

“Well, hello, you!” Howdy couldn’t help but laugh, he thought you looked quite cute!

“Hi! How’s the weather up here?” You asked him with a laugh of your own.

Now that really cracked him up! Howdy burst out laughing again, shaking his head.

“You’re funny! I like that!“ He calmed down with a chuckle, sighing a bit. “Go ahead and pick out anything you’d like, neighbor! It’s on the house!” He smiled at you.

“Alrighty, Howdy! Thanks a lot!” You smiled back at him, wings fluttering behind you.

As you looked through the shop, Howdy couldn’t help but watch as you did. He was quite amazed by your wings, you really did move like a bee with how you flew around. He stayed by the counter, arms crossed and the other two placed on the counter surface.

He wondered if he would be able to fly around with you if he ever turned into a butterfly. Would you two race? Would you just fly together?

So wonderful to think about!

Finally you had chosen your item, it was a drink that you liked the most. You flew towards the counter, placing the item down.

“And that’s one (favorite drink)… Would ya like me to bag it for you?” He asked with a friendly smile.

“Nope, no thanks!” You shook your head, politely declining.

“Alrighty, neighbor! Here ya go.” He handed you your drink, chuckling as you stared at it with wonder.

“Thanks a lot, Howdy! I best get going then, wouldn’t wanna buzz around here for too long!” You giggled, holding the cool drink in your hands.

“Don’t worry! You were never a buzz-er!” Howdy laughed, you couldn’t help but join along with him. “But, oh, alright. If you have to go… Just bee safe now!” He chuckled.

“Oh, you just wont stop, huh? Alright, I’ll see you around, Howdy!” You opened the bodega door, then landed on the floor. You didn’t feel like exhausting yourself by flying any longer.

“I’ll see you soon, (Name)! It was lovely meeting you!” He waved at you as you left, leaning over the counter with a hand on his cheek.

He sighed with another chuckle, smiling to himself.

“What a buzz…” He shook his head.

Needless to say, Howdy looked forward to seeing you again!

[puppyeared]

good morning sifloop nation

[1000dactyls]

scribbled down a quick thought about modern au hiccup in all his small-fishing-town-off-the-coast-of-iceland glory. it must be hard to connect to your heritage if all you have to go off of is your mom’s belongings which don’t really fit you…

[sneepity-snoop-snorpity-sneep]

SWK, putting on a mask: I will conceal my face and make this industrial pipeyard my bachelor pad so no one knows its me

also SWK: *has this epic motorcycle monkey sculpture on display*

IT EVEN HAS THE SAME BLING HE DOES SIR!!!

HOW DID NO ONE KNOW IT WAS YOU

[claitea]

i was working on something else and out of nowhere i thought about zero, got Really annoyed about his outfit which i've always disliked, and couldnt work on the first thing without doing this alteration first. pay no attention to the top right side nothing is there its just infi

[shima-draws]

Is there a One Piece rarepair ships week. Is that a thing. It should be a thing I think

[cnl0400]

Lesson 49-A

... Yeah, It sounds like someone might snap in the next lessons....

(Or at least I hope so. Please Solmare do something, ANYTHING with Raphael I'm begging you)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, you remember all those vague asks about someone angrily writing a Sans x Barnaby fanfic?

Yeah, well, I did it.

I'm working on the rest of the fic, gonna have at least 10 chapters with a bunch of lore sprinkled in between, but here, have this snippet for now:

All was peaceful in Home, as it always was. That's what Barnaby loved most about it. Everyone was friendly, playful, always willing to listen to his jokes (even if some of them were bad, and he got a tomato or two thrown at him in response.) He especially enjoyed spending time with Wally and Howdy, always willing to teach Wally a new joke or two, before using those new jokes in Howdy's Bugdega.

This particular afternoon, however, Barnaby was lazily lounging under a shady tree. Howdy was busy with some new stock in the shop, and Wally was playing a new complex game with an excitable Julie and a reluctant Frank. As for the others, Eddie was busy delivering mail, and Poppy was helping Sally with a new playscript. So, here Barnaby was, alone and letting out a loud yawn while coming up with some new comedy acts.

“Hm… maybe an airplane joke? Nah, nah, I've already made plenty of those. Something about bones? That could work, but how would I include the topic into an act…?” He mumbled to himself, putting a paw up to his chin in thought.

Then he felt the ground under him… shift.

Sink.

Slowly sinking deeper beneath him.

“What the..?” Barnaby looked down, confused as to why the grass seemed to be growing higher around him.

The sinking began to grow faster now, panicking the big beagle.

“W-Woah, woah, what's going on?!” Barnaby tried to scramble off the ground, but before he could, the grassy ground fell under him all at once. He yelped as he fell beneath the tree's roots, falling down a tight twisted tunnel. Barnaby reached his arms out, in the hopes of latching onto a stray root to climb his way out, but to no avail. He let out a grunt as his head harshly hit a rock on the way down, and his vision went black.

Barnaby didn’t know how long he was out for. However, he did know that, instead of waking up at the bottom of a dirt tunnel like he expected, he woke up in… a snowy forest?

“Ugh…” Barnaby groaned, wincing as he slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his head. With another wounded groan, he looked around in his new environment. The sky seemed to be replaced with a rocky roof, indicating that he was still underground, but… that doesn't explain the evergreen trees or the snow that seemingly fell from nowhere.

“… the hell..?” He mumbled, confused and unsure what to do.

“Hey, buddy.”

Barnaby stiffened at the sudden voice, turning around slowly. There stood a… a skeleton?

“I think you dropped this.” The skeleton spoke in a lazy voice, wearing a blue hooded jacket and a seemingly-permanent toothy smile on his face. In his left hand, he held Barnaby's hat, tilting it out to the beagle. Barnaby must have dropped it when he fell down here.

“Uh… thanks.” Barnaby hesitantly took the hat from the strange skeleton, trying to offer a friendly smile in response, before putting his hat back on.

“No problem,” the skeleton replied simply, putting his hands back in his pockets. “The name's Sans. Sans the Skeleton. What's yours?”

“… Barnaby. Barnaby B Beagle.”

“Nice to meet ya, Beagle. So, what were you doing on the ground? Didn’t look like you were making snow-dogs or anything.”

[skeletalheartattack]

hi I like gelato a lot

[nostalgia-tblr]

it's a great boost for the ego when you post a fic and someone reads it who doesn't usually read that pairing, or if you know they specifically hate the trope the fic is based on yet here they are on the "left kudos on this work" list anyway. oh wow this person trusts me! that's so unfortunate!

[ratatatastic]

He looks so different with glasses 😂 did not recognize him at first

terribly funny how much more generic he can get with a thick frame of raybans like ive always believed the whole glasses as a disguise would never work irl but i got punked so hard that when i first saw him in glasses i was like "oh another man" glossed over him then felt the same sensation as when i forget to buy milk at the store, swiped back, scrutinised this for far longer than im comfortable admitting publicly and went "oh my god THATS MY MAN GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

[godofstupidsentences]

I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about the new heartbreak high s2 trailer

[theinfinitedivides]

the rest of the Heeramandi soundtrack just dropped and it's giving Bajirao Mastani meets Muskurahat from Gangubai meets Qala meets Kavita Seth's work on A Suitable Boy. very interesting soundscape choices Mr. Bhansali sir i approve

[dire-vulture]

omg i was thinking of making an npc otp poll but. pretty much any potential pairing just felt like i was throwing darts at the wall dfgsdf no shipping culture here at all

[bitegore]

if your ocs were bosses in a video game, what do you think their boss fight would be like?

[dawdlecentric]

Yeag...