#wham bam thank you mam

[thefoxfromfantasticmrfox]

If the hour long conversation doesn’t end with ‘fully’ or ‘fr’ i want no part in it.

[dontthrowsticksatme]

I wonder if acting a kissing scene is as difficult and frustrating and awkward as writing one

[suh-xyyy]

Wham bam thank you mam 😘

[opossumfury]

As someone from the prairie that is just as comfortable with now living around mountains I feel so powerful.

The ocean tho... don't trust her. Respect her. But don't trust her.

I don't get how any of yall can live on flat prairie away from mountains and shit, there's roo much open sky and nowhere to hide, shit gives me anxiety. Feels like I'm gonna get carried away by a large bird

[kanmom51]

JK ain’t gay expose

*Disclaimer:  If you don’t have a sense of humour don’t bother reading this post.

Part 2 of part 3 of our JK ain’t gay expose.

In which we’ll disclose super secret transcripts of secret recordings that don’t exist that have come our way from our super secret agent who’s true identity we canine (typo intended) divulge at this point in time (wham BAM thank you mam).  

Just a random pic.  Nothing to do with our secret agent.  Not at all.  Ignore it. 

IGNORE IT.

The recordings were made sometime before JM’s birthday, early October 2022, exact date unknown to us, as we are still experiencing difficulties with our translator from and to doggie (god, get your minds out of the gutter - doggie language not style).

These recordings we don’t have, god, they are damning.

A conversation that never ever happened between our manliest macho macho man JK and his buddy and protector of his secret relationship with his long term girlfriend, now turned fiancé and mother of his future child (you know - the one from the restaurant).

This transcript which is not at all a figment of my imagination (or is it?) will finally prove to what lengths these two would go to hide JK’s gf from us, their most trustworthy fandom, those who love them oh so much, those who know them the most in the world, those who listen to what they say.  My god, the violation of our trust in them.

I tell you, after reading this transcript I AM SHOOK.

Here we go people, get ready to have your minds blown:

JK:  Jyaman, my man, how did your recording go today?

JM:  Yeah, not too bad.  Been working round the clock.  

JK:   So, dude, you know I don’t do small talk, I’ll get right to it.  I need a HUGE favour from you Jyaman, my Jyaman, my mate, my everything, but you know, ew, not EVERYTHING.

JM:  What is it Jungkookie?  What do you need me to do?  You know I’ll always be there for you.  You are my everything too, well not EVERYTHING, you know not EVERYTHING, although you do remember that time with the purple ribbon...ahm, yeah...

JK: (Throat clearing) Things with yyyy are getting serious, but you already know that, right?  You literally helped me choose the engagement ring together, dah.  Anyways, ma man, things are getting tricky for me.  Too many people are saying you and I are not a thing anymore.  

You know, our fanservice thing we used to do to protect Tae and my loving relationship.  

Wait, no, I’m getting muddled up, I’ve been reading too much TKK content.  Man, those fanfics are something else.  Actually, you don’t even need to go to the fanfics, read the posts they are a whole fanfic of their own. Got me believing them too, shit.  

JM:  My macho macho man JK, well, not MINE per say, but someone’s...

I digress...how could you even JK?  We were doing it to protect our girlfriends, man.  Maybe you should take a break from SM, eh?   

JK:  Bro, good idea.  I think I need to delete my whole IG account.  Wait, I’ve already done that.  

JM:  Babe, oops, I mean manly man JK, don’t worry about it.  What was it you wanted from me?

JK:  I’m planning a trip to Jeju and going to propose to yyyy.  But you know how we don’t have any kind of privacy now days.  I’m worried we’ll be seen and everyone will find out we’re together.  

You know the lengths we went to with the hickey, right?  We can’t let this fall apart now!!!

JM: Look man, I helped you with the hickey, just like you helped me during RB.  God forbid someone would have seen that lipstick mark on my ear.  That was such a good catch dude.  I have to thank you again for sucking it off my ear.  Phew.  

JK: So, my close but not too close friend, I need your help once again.  A pre-emptive strike this time, if you wish.

JM:  Whatever you need you sexy but clearly heterosexual man of all men...(gulp clearly heard).

JK:  So, I was thinking... your birthday is coming up followed by our Busan concert. And I want to get the tongues wagging again, about us, you know, like maybe we’re doing IT?  

Better they think I’m queer than in a relationship with a woman, right?

JM:  Yeah, for sure.  

JK:  Three steps to my plan:  I’m going to post for your birthday this year.  Yeah.  And I’m going to make it all sexy and stuff, get them all riled up, the fans, you know, but it’s for you...

JM:  A-ha, ok.  So step one thirst trap.  Got it.  Yeah, that’s ok, xxxx won’t mind, she’s already used to it...

JK: Great.  We’re so lucky we have such understanding girlfriends.  Although yyyy did tell me she once sent and ask to Reddit about us.  Seems she was a little unsure about what was going on between us.  Lol, as if... (clearing throat again).

JM:  A-ha.  Yes yes.  Right.

JK:  Next step will be in the live after the concert.  I’ll make a comment about a fan asking me to marry them, and you’ll act all jealous and stuff.  

JM:  Yeah, whatever.  Probably won’t take much acting on my part, wait what? Did I say that out loud?

JK: Ahm...yeah?

...and maybe something else, I haven’t decided yet, I’ll surprise you during the live, but something to get their tongues wagging about us.  I have to protect my heterosexual relationship you know.  

What would people say if they found out I have a girlfriend.  Better they think we’re a couple, right?

JM:  Oh JK, my most masculine of masculine men that I know and want.

Did I just say that out loud again?  Fuck.  Anyways bro, yeah, no probs. We need to protect you.  Poor Tae.  If only we would have helped him before those photos leaked...  

JK:  Yeah, a couple of selfies with him would have overshadowed those pics in a second.  

Oh the shame he has to live with now.  

People knowing he’s with one of the prettiest gals in our industry.  He’s absolutely devastated by it.  

JM:  Ma man, Ma JK, I gotta go now, but no worries, I’ll ride your plan, and anything else you want me to..(giggling heard)

...your bike...god, get out of that dirty mind of yours.  

Anyways, I guess I’ll see you in Busan, yeah?  As we are now not really on speaking terms anymore and are clearly distant.  

SM says it, so it must be true...

JK:  True that.  

So here’s to not seeing you like ever again, unless we need to work together, ugh.  

Have to listen to our fans, they know best.

JM:  Bye Bammie, guess I won’t be seeing you, like ever again... 

Wait, I’m not seeing you now either, cause fans say I’m never at JK’s, so...is this in my imagination?

Narrator:  probably.  It’s definitely in mine.

And there you have it people.

Cut and dry evidence.

Court is out.

Clearly you now KNOW that JK WAS  on Jeju with yyyy, his gf and by now fiancé (our non existent secret agent has notified us that yyyy, the bitch, accepted, fuck her).

[ifucknglovebsd]

Current theory for where BSD is going based upon the most recent manga chapter

Spoilers below

Okay so, we don’t have many options for who is going to fight with Fukuchi. For starters our possibilities are lessened by the fact some fighters who could get rid of his ability (Dazai) are not in the area, most of our typical fighters with abilities based on combat (Kunikida, Atsushi etc) are a bit busy at the moment dealing with different things and those with actual combat prowess are down (Fukuzawa, though I hope he’s still alive, more on that later)

So here are our options:

Lucy is able to get into the fight and drags Fukuchi’s ass into Anne’s room. Wham, bam thank you mam, manga over. I have my doubts that she will handle it all on her own like that as it seems a bit anti-climactic for a series that has been practically building up to this fight since Fukuchi has been revealed to be the villain. There is a chance she will come into play with the fight but I don’t think she will handle it on her own like that. There is also the possibility that she could find a way to get the page and keep it safe in her dimension which is an actual possibility.

Then there is the chance that Fukuzawa somehow survived and finds a way to get the page at the very least away from Fukuchi for a bit but considering the state he seemed in it’s not very likely that he would be able to get up and win a fight or even be able to hold himself up for long. Again, not very likely though this does hold some merit to at least Fukuzawa surviving as I believe this would hold more weight to Fukuchi’s actions since he wanted Fukuzawa to see that what he was doing was hopeless (also I just don’t want Fukudad to be dead)

There is also the possibility h that Atsushi will be able to break Akutagawa out of his vampirism and then we have one final sskk fight to end the whole series on that but by the time he is able to break Akutagawa out of it it may already be too late but this seems like the second most likely possibility. So far ever big arc of the story has ended with them so I believe it would be fitting to have the whole story end the same way it always did.

Then we come to my personal thoughts about what is going to happen next.

Tecchou is really the only one that would be willing and able to fight against Fukuchi.

He is the only one who seems like he would be able to recover in time to defeat Fukuchi before any damage can be done by the page (I mean, dude took a fucking grenade to the face and was fine like a week later, I think he’ll be good even after fighting Kenji and taking that much damage) and it has its own symbolism we’ve already seen play out before where the government is tearing itself apart on two sides. It’s the symbolism that I believe would hit the most out of all the fights and would be even better than if SSKK fought him and won. Atsushi is someone who has needed help before so I don’t doubt even now he would need someone to at least hold Fukuchi back for a bit. Plus there is the main idea of this story being that the government is rather bad at dealing with certain events that it has to delve into darkness every once in a while but that there is still that glimmer of real justice and human compassion found within it that will fight until the end to ensure a happy ending for all.

Then there’s also the possibility that Tecchou found Jouno (vampired up), learns that Fukuchi did this and just looses it, more than he did on Kenji. I think this would also be fitting as Tecchou is insanely loyal (from what we see) to the Hunting Dogs so to see him turn against the very thing he holds so much faith in because it failed to protect his (boyfriend) partner who was also a member of that same organization. But his urge to provide real justice overrides his loyalty to his commander and is enough for him to possibly quit service of the government and believe more in the ADA’s innocence.

Tecchou is also insanely strong for a Hunting Dog, possibly even the strongest and his ability actually could hold up rather well against Fukuchi with his ability to change the direction and size of his blade he could possibly catch Fukuchi off guard at some point and land a fatal blow. He could even get some assistance from the other surviving ADA members (Yosano could continuously heal him, Kenji could provide combat support, Kyouka could do the same, if Ranpo recovers he could provide battle tactics etc) but I truly think he is the only one who can do this, at least primarily on his own.

Okay yeah, maybe I do just want to see Tecchou fuck someone up but there is also a bit of a possibility!

[thisisegregiouuuus]

ok i was gonna make a post abt my rh oc kitty but i got distracted like usual so i gotta say 2 THINGS!!!

first of all, im kind of getting back into warrior cats...not rlly the books, but moreso the game clangen which im legit obsessed with, and its kind of similar to how i act w royale high. ill randomly be like 'oh hey i havent been on clangen in a while' so i hop on, get attatched to it for a week or 2 at most, and then wham bam thank you MAM!!! im sick of it and leave

but rn im back on it! and im kiiinnndddd of maaaaybbeeee considering starting a new clan and recording the events and stuff on a new blog/account/idk whatever thingy here on tumblr (for the billionth time... bc u have NOOOOO idea how many times ive started a new clan, been like 'oh yeah, this is the one', documented it for ages, then just gave up on it. i probably have like 10 random google docs floating around that are documenting random stuff in random clans </3) so yeah, idk if its gonna happen, especially bc i kind of need to focus on school rn, so idk. i might leave it to do it on the holidays but who knows if ill still be interested by then....theres always too much things going on around me and in my brain for me to even keep up

and also if anyone was wondering, yes i kind of am into warrior cats, i useed to love it as a kid and i still do. i remember playing the old roblox roleplay game back when it was just like rlly shitty cylinder morphs of cats back in grade 8 but let me tell u....the poor quality just added the more fun and charm to it. not even kidding, i loved it so much. i literally would stay up every single night so late just to rp, that game used to be my life, like i cant put into words how much i loved that game. every night i played the warrior cats rp game, that would be the highlight of my day, or the thing i was most esxcited abt after school was over. but things are different now, dont get me wrong the new and improved version of the game is rlly impressive, but ill always miss the good old days with the bad morphs of the cats </3 they will always hold a dear place in my heart, and same with all the fun and memories i made playing that game

also bc of how often i used to rp i became like a pro, like i was rlly confident and everything came naturally, but now ive left it for too long, i havent roleplayed in what feels like a billion years, and im hella rusty </3 it rlly sucks bc rn id love love looooveeee to get back into roleplaying on roblox. even if it isnt on warrior cats, id be happy, i just miss roleplaying in general

anyway im going soo off course rn. i did read the warriors books as a kid but i didnt rlly read the series in order tbh, like i remember reading into the wild, but thats it. otherwise id only read the special edition books lmao, idk why but i did and i loved them, and even tho i basically didnt follow the chronological story line, i still loved warrior cats sm

anyway that abt does it for the whole warrior cats stuff. idk where its gonna go from here but for now ill just enjoy clangen as is

and now that i said all that i cant be bothered mentioning the second thing lmao. its legit almost 2am im not even kidding, and i have to wake up at like 9am </3

sorry for any spelling mistakes and stuff btw this isnt proof read

[doublegoblin]

Author Ask Tag Game

Well this is a biggin! Thanks for the TAG @gummybugg

I send an invite to @asterhaze (Lol I know gummy tagged ya but nyeh) @angie-j-kay @tailoroffates @tisiphonewolfe @lola-theshowgrl @conkers-theficwriter (that's right I got you and your alt, talk about that fanfic!) @stanrendipity @randomstupidchaos @catchingbigfish

I'll be centering my attention on Rituals and Red Tape because I am nothing if not self-indulgent of my baby.

(1) What is the main lesson of your story (e.g. kindness, diversity, anti-war), and why did you choose it?

Your adversities are with you but do not have to define you Bodies are meant to be used as an expression of ones self Corporations are eldritch entities who no matter how much love they shove up your ass will replace you in a heart beat There are no true transitory spaces with which your actions can be left behind, what you may see as a place to visit is someone else's home. Angry Nihilism is the easiest and most childest response to discovering you are not the main character of a story. and Let others be content in their life, not everyone wants to be out there making a name for themselves.

Why did I choose these? To be completely honest I didn't set out with them in mind. These are what has sprung up as I delved into writing more and more and was finding some elements that were hidden from me while I fiddled with the keys. These are as much lessons for an audience as they are for myself.

(2) What did you use as inspiration for your worldbuilding (like real-life cultures, animals, famous media, websites, etc.)?

So I know the stigma that was (maybe still is) attached to this statement but it comes from my dreams. Wait wait wait let me explain! So for a while I have had (although I haven't for a little bit) an ongoing sort of continuous dream. Not like the same dream over and over but more these dreams take place in the same location and I am always in this same role. I would give my partner "lore updates" every so often because it was something fun. Well on a long car ride (3hr) we spent the time chit chatting and I realized I wanted to make a story out of this. So during the same car ride the basic skeleton of the story started to emerge. Then wham bam thank ya mam fast forward and here we are. A lot of the world building also just kinda spring from my own imagination. Like I'm sure I maybe got the pieces from soooomewhere but can't tell ya, unless they are an obvious reference to something like the Giants on The Farm being "as tall as windmill" being a reference to Don Quixote, just small little nuggets here and there.

(3) What is your MC trying to achieve, and what are you, the writer, trying to achieve with them? Do you want to inspire others, teach forgiveness, help readers grow as a person?

Alex is honestly just trying to get through each assignment with all their limbs still on their body and as little paperwork to do as possible. They just want to have a nice easy life that is comfortably mundane. What I want to do is entertain first and foremost. Like sure my stuff can have lessons and morals and whattheshit but if it isn't entertaining to at least one person I feel I have failed. And also, maybe help someone who needs to work through some stuff do so through Alex or anyone else in the book. I can't say for certain that can or will happen but there is always a chance.

(4) How many chapters is your story going to have?

No idea, as many as it needs to be told in full. I'll know when we get there lol.

(5) Is it fanfiction or original content? Where do you plan to post it?

Teehee time to self promote! This is original content. And I post the first draft chapters on here but I post the more edited and more concrete chapters on my WattPad MaxwellAlabaster I try and have the stuff on here accessible through their own dedicated pages on my blog and up to date.

(6) When and why did you start writing?

I started to write this story about a year ago. It started as a writing only for me kind of thing as I was dealing with some life stuff. But, once I started to write and post my stuff on here I really fell in love with the hobby and putting my things out there for people to hopefully enjoy!

(7) Do you have any words of engagement for fellow writers of Writeblr? What other writers of Tumblr do you follow?

Despite my verboseness I can be quite shy and anxious. So i tend to follow people who follow me first lol. It's not out of a self inflated ego but an uneasy feeling. So far it's worked out well and I've really enjoyed the people I have interacted with! Even if it's just getting little hearts here and there.

Something I adopted early and fully: Write for yourself (but we've all heard that before!) Fine! Write slop. Like just absolute pig pleasing slop. Not everything needs to be the next big seller, the most enjoyable, or "good" piece of literature. Write what makes you happy and what you have fun writing. Go outside your comfort zone and make an absolute mess of it all. You don't have to post everything after all. This is advice for even those of you that rely on writing for an income. When you can, just write the hottest and most fun garbage that you want. It's really refreshing to just go hog wild and look at the word doc or whatever and go "Wow...this is horrible, I love it".

Also don't let people tell you there is only one way to write. Like yeah grammar and stuff is good for being comprehensible, but there is power in each punctuation you use;or leave out~ Get flowery with your language too sometime Steve doesn't cheer; sometimes his voice carries so high the birds grow jealous.

Lastly: you don't need an english degree or whatever to be a writer, look at me, I have a freakin science degree. Did you put words on a page to convey a meaning of feeling? You are a writer. Don't let others take that away from you. You are a writer because you write dam it.

[davekat-sucks]

Speaking of transjohn shipping nonsense. Pre-june, daring to ship john with kanaya would get a burning cross put in your yard and a lynch mob at your door.

But uh slap a pink bow on him, change his pronouns in bio and alter his name to June and wham bam thank you mam perfectly acceptable ship right there.

Ive even seen people unironically ship june in a threesome with rose and kanaya lmao.

I always found it strange they would say a male-to-female trans is okay, but not the man or the dick itself. Then again, this is the same modern fandom that loathes sexual intimacy itself.

[dstrachan]

'VIEWS FROM THE EDGE' - w/c 11th November 2024

Miss Peppermint ‘Welcome To Tomorrow (FNP mix)’

UB 40 ‘Red Red Wine’

Thomas Arya ‘Bunga’

Leopold Stokowski & The Philadelphia Orchestra ‘The Nutcracker Suite, Op. 71A, Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy’

John & Beverley Martyn ‘Stormbringer’

At Hand ‘Kristallnacht’

Sandoz ‘Vixen’

SSeebhna ‘Tsunami’

The Beatles ‘I’ll Be Back’

Free ‘All Right Now’

The Bay City Rollers ‘Summerlove Sensation’

The Rolling Stones ‘It’s All Over Now’

Gun ‘Coming Home’

David Guetta & OneRepublic ‘I Don’t Wanna Wait’

Taylor Swift ‘Love Story’

The Original Wanted ‘Take Me Back’

Carla Cherrie Hendriks ‘Lament (Set Me Free)’

Status Quo ‘Rockin’ All Over The World’

The Weekend ‘Blinding Lights’

Hermes House Band ‘Sweet Caroline’

The Sweet ‘Little Willy’

Slade ‘Thanks For The Memory (Wham Bam Thank You Mam)’

The Cathodes ‘Shadows Without Substance’

The Athenian Society ‘The Margins’

UK Collective ‘Alone Again With You (feat. Billy Brown, David Philp, Phil Hendricks, Neil Frost & Grant Hill & M.O.S.)

The Don Powell Band ‘I Am The Beat’

The Don Powell Band ‘My Sharona’

JOANovARC ‘Escape The Fire’

Hatcham Social ‘Escape From London’

Eric Clapton ‘Let It Grow’

Olly Murs ‘Grow Up’

[longliverockback]

Slade Live at the New Victoria 2024 BMG ————————————————— Tracks: 01. Them Kinda Monkeys Can’t Swing 02. The Bangin’ Man 03. Gudbuy t’Jane 04. Far Far Away 05. Thanks for the Memory (Wham Bam Thank You Mam) 06. How Does It Feel 07. Just a Little Bit 08. Everyday 09. OK Yesterday Was Yesterday 10. Raining in My Champagne 11. Let the Good Times Roll 12. Mama Weer All Crazee Now —————————————————

Dave Hill

Noddy Holder

Jimmy Lea

Don Powell

* Long Live Rock Archive

[rocxyoulikeahurricane]

Sinth and guitar begin to play in his head ,he checks his hair on last time. A smile beginning to form on his face,it was the day he got the most customers after all. Black lipstick freshly applied he turned to face the door to the studio...showtime.

🎵Can't wait for the time,when I can shed my skin, you can't read my mind but if you wonderin. I'm somebody else you ain't met me before I put my real face on,and open the door [open the door]🎵

He briefly thought of kicking it open, making a grand fucking entrance but...the rational side of his brain won out, Val would rip him a new one for even a hint of property damage.

With every tool he would possibly need waiting,he pushed open the door,and immediately got to work. Blowjobs,orgasm denial,whips it was all on the table today,no hard limits.

🎵Wham,bam here I am, I'm the god of glitter and glam. Yes, catch a breath gotcha eating out of my hand. Wham,thank you mam,now I'm here the party is on. Wow,check me out don't know what you've got till it's gone🎵

[getindumdums]

Seems like the perfect time to advertise my parents’ rock band, MomGoblin! Find them on Spotify and all major socials! They’re bad at updating those but their music is sick trust me. Some dark controversial stuff too just for a warning. Highly recommend “Devil’s Disco”. It’s about an arrogant man who thinks he’s gonna have a “wham-bam-thank you mam” only to get his soul stolen by a succubus!

Here’s some art I did for the band

My dad is currently editing the remastered songs, no clue when they’re gonna release those. But if you’re in San Antonio TX they sound great LIVE.

Feel free to ask me questions about them!

we rejected a major label offer.

this is why.

our new album, how to build an ocean instructions, is out everywhere as of today.

listen to it here.

[mint-moon25]

GEORGE MICHAEL - ‘FREEDOM’ - REST IN PEACE

WORLD - ‘UNITE’ - FLORIA - ILLEGAL - ALLIANCES 

WITH - COLUMBIA - COFFEE - AND - THEIR - YES

TERRORISTS - ARMY - MERCENARIES

SHOT - FORMER - HAITI - MALE - PRESIDENT

AND - THE - LOVE - OF - HIS - LIFE - FR - YES

COLLEGE - HIS - FIRST - LADY - SHOT ONCE

AFTER - HIS - JUNE - BIRTHDAY - FLORIDA

NATURALIZED - COLUMBIANS - 2 - VIOLENT

MALES - THEIR - SPANISH - INTERPRETERS

FORMER - PRESIDENT - COULDN’T - TRULY

UNDERSTAND - ANY - OF THEIR LANGUAGE

THEY - CAME - 2 - ARREST - HIM - AS - NEW

RECRUITS - BUT - HAITI - LANGUAGE - YES

REQUIRED - 2 - ARREST - ANYONE

DIDN’T - UNDERSTAND - THEIR FLORIDA

COLUMBIAN - SPANISH - OR - REGULAR

SPANISH - THEY - SHOT - HIM - 2 DEATH

12 TIMES - INCLUDING - HIS - HEAD YES

POINT - BLANK - HIS - FOREHEAD IN THE

MIDDLE - SAID - ‘HAPPY - BIRTHDAY’

‘FELIZ - CUMPLEANOS’

THEY - WERE - THERE - 3 MONTHS - B 4

INCLUDING - HIS - JUNE - BIRTHDAY

THEN - RANSACKED - DESTROYED HIS

OFFICE - WENT - 2 - BEDROOM - HIS

DAUGHTER - HID - WITH - HER BRO

BOTH - HID - WELL

SERVANTS - OF - HOUSE - WERE - NOT

HARMED - FR - THE - PEOPLE - OF FLORIDA

AND - COLUMBIA - WORLD - COFFEE - TRUE

DISTRIBUTORS

WENT - NEXT - 2 - HIS - HEART’s - LOVE WHO

HE - MARRIED - THEY - WERE - INSULTED 

HOW - DARE - HE - MARRY - SHOULD YES

HAVE - BEEN - HIS - MISTRESS - PRODUCE

ILLEGITIMATE - CHILDREN

CATHOLICS - ARE - TORN - WHAM - BAM

THANK YOU - MAM - OR - MARRY - TRUE

RESENT - VIRGIN - CATHOLIC - PRIESTS

CAN’T - TOUCH - THEM - THEY - DRINK

WINE - NOT - COFFEE - DAILY - TRUTH

ENTERED - BEDROOM - SHOT - MRS FORMER

HAITI - PRESIDENT - AND - WHILE - SHE - YES

WATCHED - RANSACKED - BEDROOM

BIBLE - ‘A - THIEF - COMES - NOT - BUT - FOR

2 - STEAL - KILL - AND - 2 - DESTROY’

LOUD - 12 GUNSHOTS - HEARD - BY - KIDS

LOUD - 1 GUNSHOT - HEARD - THEY KNEW

MOM - WAS - SHOT

RUSSIAN - HISTORY

CZAR - AND - HIS - KIDS - HIS - CHILDREN

WERE - PUNISHED - 4 - BEING - CHILDREN

BAYONET - TOP - DEEP - COMBAT - KNIVES

ENTERED - EACH - KID - THEN - SHOT MANY

TIMES - AS - RUSSIA - AND - THE - WORLD

PERSECUTED - 1 GIRL - SURVIVOR

CALLED - HER - THIEF - OF - FABERGE

EGGS - DIAMONDS - SAPPHIRE - AND

RUBBIES

THUS - REPUBLIC - OF - SOUTH KOREA

HEAR - ME - CLEAR - BEAUTIFUL - GIRLS

NO - ONE - READS - TUMBLR - WORLD

FAMOES - 4 - WORLD’s - MOST - BEAUTIFUL

GIFs - I’M - HERE - 2 - REMOVE - MY SANITY

I - DO - HAVE - A - SECRET - WHEY - I - WAS

QUALIFIED - CERTAIN - PLACES - YES FOR

THE - MENTALLY - ILL

MY - SECRET - 2 - FACES - PER - COIN

I’M - BORN - AGAIN - DEAD - SPIRIT CAME

2 - LIFE - THE - LIVING - DEAD - AS - CHILD

FR - DEATH - 2 - LIFE - OUR - SPIRITS YES

COME - 2 - LIFE - 2 B - ‘STRONG - IN - THE

LORD - GOD - AND - THE - POWER - OF HIS

MIGHT’ - SHEA WHITNEY - INSPITE - OF OUR

WARNINGS - WENT - 4 - HER - ORAL SURGEON

AT - YOUTUBE - TOLD - HER - THAT - HOLISTIC

HEALING - NOT - RECOMMENDED - 4 - TEETH

SHE - DIDN’T - LISTEN - 2 - HIM - HOW - MANY

SUCCESSES - WITH - TEMPORARY - TEETH

DIDN’T - LISTEN - 2 - ME - PARIS - FRANCE 

OVER 2,000 YEARS - ‘WEALTH - DESTROYS

STUPIDS’ - THOUGHT - WHO - SHE - HAS A

WOMAN - NON-VIRGIN - AND - HER OTHERS

HOLISTIC - SMUCKS - DIDN’T - LISTEN - SO

NOW - SHE - CAN’T - TALK

SHARED - TOKYO - JAPAN - 25 MILLION

YEARS - USA - JUST - 246 YEARS THUS

MEDICALLY - U - GO - 2 - WHERE - THEY

ARE - EXPERTS - PARIS - FR OR TOKYO

DIDN’T - LISTEN - NOW - CAN’T - TALK

I - DELETED - THAT - NOTIFICATION

BIBLE - ‘WEALTH - DESTROYS - A - FOOL’

DODIE OSTEEN - ‘HEALED - OF - LIVER

CANCER - IN - 1981′ - SOLUTION - SAID

OUT LOUD - OVER - 70 BIBLE - VERSE

YOUTUBE - HIGHLITED - HUB . COM

I - TYPED - BIBLE HUB . COM - THEY

REFUSED - 2 - HAVE - ME - EDIT - 2

THEIR - PROBLEM

COMING - GBC - MUSIC - AUDIO - VIDEOS

DIGITAL - APPROVAL - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS - 2

LONGER - MORE - MONEY - VIDEOS

SHORT - VIDEOS - $500 BILLION - TAX PAID

ITZY - AESPA - NCT 127 - NCT - DREAM BTS

500 BILLION - WON - TAX - PAID - VIDEO YES

UPLOADED - COMING - TOP - NOTCH

ALL - COUNTRIES - YOUR - OWN - MUSIC

YOUR - OWN - AUDIO - TV DRAMAS FILMS

REQUIREMENT - 4 - FREE - ALWAYS - ON

TONGUES - 2 - ENTER

EVERY - COUNTRY - THEIR - LAWS - OBSERVED

EVERY - NATION - THEIR - LAWS - OBEYED - YES

MUSLIM - COUNTRIES - SOBER - & -  NO - NUDITY

NO - NUDITY - NO - NUDITY

ALL - AGES - ALL - AGES - 2

NO - MORE - ‘BLOCKED’ - ALL - OVER THE WORLD

FR - YOUTUBE - OVER - $70 BILLION - VERY CRUEL

8TH - ‘CRUEL - AND - UNUSUAL - PUNISHMENT

INFLICTED’ - $750,000 - MONETORY - FINE AND

OR - STATE - PRISON - YOUTUBE - EMPLOYEES

PROGRAMMERS - HAD - EOUGH - OF - THEM - 2

GBC - MUSIC - AUDIO - FILMS - TV - SHOWS

FREE - APP - 3D - 2D - STATE - OF THE ART

WORLD - WORLD - EACH - COUNTRY

FRANCE - ‘2 EACH - OUR - OWN’

EXTREME - VIOLENCE - OUT - AND - ALL - BLOOD

REMOVED - AUTOMATICALLY - AS - ALL - WILL YES

INITIAL - THAT - IT’s - TRUE

GBC - MUSIC - VIDEOS - CHILD - SAFE - CHILD SAFE

NEW - LAWS - OF - REPUBLIC - OF - SOUTH - KOREA

CHINESE - RED - PASSPORTS - LIKE - 2 - MARRY - AS

WE - PUT - NEW - SEAL - OF - KOREA - INSTEAD

WE - CONTROL - YOUR - CLOTHES

HDG - BANKS

MAKE UP - REQUIRED - 4 - MALES - AND - GIRLS

NO - HUMAN - CONTACT - DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY

WILL - B - LIKE - PHOTO - BOOTHS - LOVE - THEM

OF - SEOUL - KOREA

HDG - (’HAPPY - DOING - GOOD’) - WEDDING

LOCATIONS - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS - NEW - LAWS

AGE 19 - AND - OLDER

SINGLES

TONGUES - 2 - ENTER

WEDDINGS - FREE - 24/7 - WEDDINGS - FREE

GBC - TV - STUDIOS - COMING - FREE - 24/7

ITZY - AESPA - OFFICIAL - AMBASSADORS

IU - SE EUN KIM - OFFICIAL - AMBASSADORS

LEE JOON GI - JI CHANG WOOK - OFFICIAL

AMBASSADORS - NCT 127 - NCT - DREAM

OFFICIAL - AMBASSADORS

TV - COMMERCIALS - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS

THEY’RE - PAID - 900 BILION - WON - X 2 

TAX - PAID - PER - HOUR

FREE - DIVORCE - FREE - DIVORCE FREE

DIVORCE

SAME - RED - COLOR - SAME - RED COLOR

2 - DIVORCE - APP - 2 CHECK - CURRENT

STATUS - KARINA - GISELLE - TV - ADS

WAVE - ABOVE - APP - 2ND - FINGER 2

WILL - SHOW - BEAUTIFUL - PHOTO

‘CURRENTLY - MARRIED’

NICKNAMES - ACCEPTED

DIVORCE - RED - PASSPORT - LIKE

ONLY - 1 SIGNATURE - NEEDED - 2 DIVORCE

REASON - PRIVATELY - SEALED - SOUTH KR

BOOTHS - AT - LOTTE’s - SHOPING - MALLS

LOTTE’s - DEPARTMENT - STORES - MALLS

RED - PASSPORT - 4 - DIVORCE - FREE

PHOTO - BOOTHS - ALSO - PHOTO YES

BOOTHS - BOTH - FREE - FREE - FREE

SCAN - YOUR - MARRIAGE - CHINESE

RED - PASSPORT - OR - 2ND - FINGER

BOTH - HANDS - REGISTERED

OR - ENTER - FIRST - LAST - NAME BY

TYPING - OR - VOICE - COMMANDS

CLICK - DIVORCE - THE - MARRIAGE

OR - VOICE - COMMAND

ENTER - SIGNATURE - OR - TYPE

LAST - NAME

RED - PASSPORT - LIKE - COMES

OUT - 2 - OF - THEM - U - CAN YES

HAND - IT - OVER - 2 - STUPID HAI

OR - KEEP - AS - SOUVENIR

FREE - DUPLICATES - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS

DIVORCE - JUST - 1 SIGNATURE - YES

RECEIVE - 500 BILLION WON - TAX

PAID - X 2 - ‘FOR - YOUR - SHAME’

UNLIKE - CHINA - WHERE - HIS - SIGNATURE

REQUIRED - THEY - NEVER - SHOW - UP TOO

BECAUSE - MALES - DON’T - LIKE WEDDINGS

THEY - DON’T - PAY - 4 - IT

BUT - PRESENT - WITH - LOVEMAKING

PUTTING - BODY - PART - 4 - THEIR - URINE

INSIDE - VAGINAL - AREA - OR - BUTTHOLE

SO - NO - NEED - 4 - BIRTH - CONTROL

BEYOND - CERVIX - CANCER

BUTTHOLE - CANCER - DEADLY - AND

BLEEDS - DEATH - IS - VERY PAINFUL

MALES - WILL - NEVER - B - INTO YES

WEDDINGS - THAT - MAKE - A - FEMALE

EXTREMELY - BEAUTIFUL - HER - TRUE

DRESS - UP - DAY - SHE’s - SO - HOT IN

BEAUTY - NO - ONE - CAN - MANY TIMES

CHALLENGE - THE - RADIANCE - OF THE

MOST - BEAUTIFUL - BRIDES - AND EVIL

MEN - RESET - THAT - BEAUTIFUL - YES

SO - GBC - TV

ME - NEW - FACE - AND - BODY - THERE

CHINESE - RED - PASSPORTS - 4 - YES

OFFICIAL - WEDDINGS - PHOTO TAKEN

AND - DIVORCE - FREE - JUST 1 SIGNED

OFFICIAL - AMBASSADOR

AGE 19 - AND - OLDER

ME - CAILEY BAILEY

COMMERCIALS - EITHER

NCT DREAM - JENO - 6 FT - OR - NCT 127

OSAKA - YUTA - 5′9 FT - MY - NEW HEIGHT

MARRYING - EITHER - ONE - JUST - FOR

TV - ADS - NO - KISSING - NO - KISSING

CHINA - RED - PASSPORT - 4 - MARRIAGE

SOMEONE - THERE - HOW - GOOD - THEY

LOOK - WITH - COLOR - PHOTOS

THE - SEAL - GIVEN - WHEN - SEALED - IS

PLACED - OFFICIALLY - WED - IN - CHINA

NO - KISSING - NO - KISSING - NO - KISS

LOVE - LOVE - LOVE - LOVE - CHINA YES

NOW - UP - 2 - COUPLE - A - FORMAL HAI

WEDDING - RECEPTION

BEIRUT - LEBANON - WEDDINGS

ROYAL - QATAR - WEDDING - IS - BEIRUT

WEDDINGS - FR - SCRATCH - NOT PARK

AFTER - LOVE - BEIRUT - LEBANON

HDG - WEDDINGS - BUILDINGS - WE

SUPPLY - THE - BEIRUT - LEBANON

LOCATIONS - BUT - TONGUES - TO

ENTER - LOTS - OF - GBC - TV ADS

AGE 19 - AND - OLDER

DIFFERENCE

WE - WILL - GIVE - U - BEST - CHINESE

LOVE - COMPATIBILITY - TESTS - %%%

DO - U - WANT - 2 - PROCEED

WE - WILL - INCLUDE - CHINESE YEAR

ME - YEAR - OF - THE - WOOD DRAGON

JENO - 6 FT - NCT DREAM - IS - LIKE MY

PAW PAW - BRUCE LEE - HIS - LAST YES

NAME - IS - LEE - AND - HE - LIKE MY PAW

IS - A - METAL - DRAGON

OUR - RELATIONSHIP - 80% - SUCCESS

WE - WILL - FIGHT - NO - MATTER WHAT

WE - ARE - EXTREMELY - ALIKE - PURPOSE

DRIVEN - WE - GO - 4 - OBTAINING - OUR KR

DREAMS - BOTH - ORGANIZED - TALENTED

2 - LEADERS - NOT - FOLLOWERS - AT - ALL

SO - ALIKE - WE - WILL - FIGHT

BOTH - WILLFUL & STUBBORN

BUT - IF - WORKS - MOST - PASSIONATE

AND - LOVING - COUPLE - WATCH - OUT

ALWAYS - PASSIONATE THROUGH THE YEARS

ALWAYS - LOVING - CARING - NORTURING AND

WE’RE - BOTH - FUNNY - WILL - LAUGH - A - LOT

BAEKHYUN - CHINESE - YEAR OF - MONKEY

A - FOLLOWER - ME - DRAGON - A - LEADER 

CHEMISTRY - 90% - WILL - NEVER - NEVER

EVER - FIGHT - PUPPY - FOLLOWER - THE

BEAUTIFUL - BAEHYUN - SINGS - LIKE THE

ANGELS - OF - THE - MOST - HIGH - GOD 2

PARK BO GUM - 90% - ALSO - ADORES ME

DRAGON - WE - WILL - NEVER - FIGHT YES

SPOILS - ADORES - LOVES - ONLY - ME

BOTH - PREDICTABLE - HEAVEN - ON 

EARTH - MONKEY - AND - ROOSTERS

JENO - 6 FT - METAL - DRAGON

CAILEY BAILEY - ME - WOOD DRAGON

DAILY - ELEMENT - OF - SURPRISE

WITH - PASSION - AND - EXTREME

PASSIONATE - LOVING ONLY - ME

ALWAYS - A - SURPRISE - THOUGH

WE - FINISH - EACH - OTHER’s - SENTENCES

WE - WILL - FIGHT - ALWAYS - NO - MATTER

WHAT - AS - WE - FINISH - OUR - COURSE IN

LIFE - BOTH - LIVING - LONG - ON - THIS 

EARTH - PURSUING - OUR - DREAMS - 2

GLORIA COPELAND - PAPERBACK - TEXAS

ME - AND - JENO - ‘LIVE - LONG AND FINISH

STRONG’ - WE - WILL - LIVE - THAT - BOOK

SO - WHO - 2 - MARRY - I’M - NOT - WORRIED

ALL - WILL - HAVE - THEIR - CHINESE YEARS

ALL - GET - THEIR - CHINESE - LOVE 

COMPATIBILITY - TEST - %%% - FREE

NOW - THEY - DECIDE - INSIDE - OUR

24/7 - BEIRUT - LEBANON - WEDDINGS

BUILDING - SHOULD - THEY - OR - SHOULD

THEY - NOT - MARRY - THE - PHOTOS - GET

DIGITAL - ASSESSMENT - THEN - THE - NEW

SEAL - OF - LEGALLY - WED - APPROVED

NEW - LAWS - OF - SOUTH - KOREA - KR

AGE 19 - AND - OLDER - WEDDINGS

2 YRS - MILITARY - SERVICE

MOMMY - CAN - REST TRUE - AFTER

PREGNANCIES

HDG - BABY - MILITARY - SCHOOLS - 2 REST

SLEEPY - MOM - OVER - 12 HRS - OVER - 16

HOURS - DAILY - AS - U - GIVE - US - YOUR

BABY - SO - U - CAN - SLEEP - DEEPER AND

STRONGER - WHEN - U - WAKE UP - FREE 

APP - 2 - SEE - YOUR - SLEEPING - EATING

BABY - BABY - MILITARY - SCHOOLS - YOU

CAN - TAKE - OUT - ANY - TIME - CONTINUE

LEAVE - THERE - FINISH - THE - SCHOOLS

IN - AND - OUT - THE - PRESENCE - OF YOUR

BABY - WITH - RECORDS

LIST - WHO - CAN - PICK - BABY - UP - WE

WILL - FINGERPRINT - THIS - PERSON (s)

INTERNATIONAL - SPY - SCHOOLS - FULLY

UNIFORMED - NEVER - COED - EVER - YES

ALL - SUPPLIES - FREE - INTERNATIONAL

AND - KOREAN - BUFFETS - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS

FRANCE - MINE - SECRET - INTERNATIONAL

SPY - CAMPS - SPY - SCHOOLS

SEOUL - OTHERS - INTERNATIONAL - SPY

SCHOOLS - ALL - AGES - FREE - NO SMOKING

NEVER - COED - BUT - NEAR - EACH - OTHER

ELEMENTARY

HIGH SCHOOL

COLLEGE

SPY - CAMPS

ALL - FREE

INTERNATIONAL - SPY - SCHOOLS

WE - WILL - GIVE - MILITARY - TRAINING 2 YRS

FAKE - MILITARY - WEAPONS - BUT - CORRECT

WEIGHT - JAPAN - AIKIDO - CHINA - CREATOR

WUSHU - KICKS - DEADLY - BOXING - & KICKS

CARDIO - BOXING - AND - CARDIO - KICKBOXING

GIRLS - WILL - RECEIVE - SAME - TRAINING - TOO

CERTIFICATES - GIVEN - 2 U - 2 - MAIL - THIS

WE - WILL - ALSO - GIVE - 2 - REPLACE - THE

MARRIAGE - AGE - 2 YRS - MILITARY - SERVICE

DESTROYING - YOUR - MARRIAGES

CAN’T - SEE - YOUR - BABIES - ALSO

DESTROYING - YOUR - SKIN - AND - BODIES

DESTROYING - YOUR - FACES - AND - HAIRS

VEINS - SHOWING - FACES - LEGS - FEET - 2

WE - WILL - OFFER - THE - BEST - FAKE

MILITARY - WEAPONS - THIS - WORLD - HAS

FRANCE - SABER - CURVY - SWORDS

WE - OFFER - BLU RAY - AND - DVDs

AS - SOUVENIRS - 2 - CONTINUE - 2 - TRAIN

THE - BOYS - OF - REPUBLIC - OF - KOREA

GIRLS - WILL - HAVE - MARTIAL - ARTS AND

FAKE - WEAPONS - TRAINING - ALSO - THUS

AN - EQUAL - PARTNER - FRIEND NEIGHBOR

NOT - ALWAYS - ‘A - DAMSEL - IN - DISTRESS’

ALL - FREE - FREE - UNIFORMS - SUPPLIES

FREE - SPORTS - CLOTHES - FREE TRAIN’G

CLOTHES - GOING - BACK - 2 - WEDDINGS

SELECTION

ANCIENT - CHINA - WEDDING - CLOTHES

REAL - JEWELS - ON - HAIR - JEWELS ON

NECK - WEARING - REAL - JEWELS - FOR

HDG - WEDDINGS - BUILDING - 24/7 - YES

BEIRUT - LEBANON - WEDDINGS

LOCATION - BEAUTIFUL - INSIDE

MAKE UP - REQUIRED - 4 - BOTH

MALE - AND - FEMALE - MOST - BEAUTIFUL

CHINESE - CLOTHING - WEDDING ATTIRES

CHINESE - RED - PASSPORT - LIKE - 4 TWO

EACH - GETS - DIGITAL - APPROVAL - THAT

THEY - ARE - OFFICIALLY - WED 

FOR - THOSE - GOING - 2 - KOREAN - YES

CUSTOMES - GOREO - JOSEON - TODAY 2

JEWELRY - ON - HAIR - HUGE - FANS - FOR

MALES - BUT - THIS - TIME - U - WILL HAVE

2 - PASSPORTS - EACH - THEN - SO - YOU

WILL - HAVE - CHINESE - CLOTHING

OTHER - KOREAN - CLOTHING YOU

WILL - HAVE - BOTH - KOREAN GIRLS

PURPOSE - DO - THE - 2 - LOOK - GREAT

IN - COLOR - PHOTOS - THE - GOAL - OF

THE - CHINESE - RED - LIKE PASSPORTS

DOES - THE - PHOTO - SAY - BOTH - OF

YOU - LOOK - GOOD - TOGETHER - AS

U - AWAIT - DIGITAL - APPROVAL - THEN

THE - NEW - SEAL - OF - REPUBLIC - OF

KOREA - AGE 19 AND OLDER - U - ARE

OFFICIALLY - WED - IN - SEOUL - OTHER

CITIES - MAKATI - VILLAGES - DOCTORS

ICU - NURSES - NURSES - SURGEONS 

OF - PHILIPPINE - ISLANDS - OTHERS 2

FOREIGNERS - IN - SEOUL - KOREA - 2

KIEUN CHOI - AMERICAN - BY - BIRTH

AGE 19 AND OLDER

TONGUES - 2 - ENTER

U - CAN - BE - LEGALLY - WED ALSO

IN - SEOUL - SOUTH - KOREA - JOIN

THE - PEOPLE - OF - KOREA - IN THE

NEW - WEDDING - LAWS - OF KOREA

COMING - 2 - SOUTH - KOREA - YES A

REPUBLIC - AGE 19 - AND - OLDER

NEW - WEDDING - LAWS - COMING

HAPPY - HOLIDAYS - SOUTH KOREA

SEASON’s - GREETINGS

ADVANCED - MERRY - CHRISTMAS

ADVANCED - HAPPY - CHRISTMAS - EVE

ADVANCED - HAPPY - CHRISTMAS - YES

MORNING - GIRLS - OF - SOUTH KOREA

[rajanilefreak]

fun thing about using animals as symbology. The same animal can have very opposing meanings depending on how you look at it.

A glaring example: the dog.

A lot of people consider the dog THE symbol of loyalty. And it makes sense. The dog if man's best friend. Dogs, if treated right, will be loyal to their owners to the extreme.

BUT

Dogs can also be seen as disloyal if you consider how they don't stick to their mates. It's a whole 'wham bam thank you mam' sort of deal when compared to other canids, especially coyotes.

And neither interpretations is wrong, tbh. both have valid standpoints. it's just that one of them is very human-centric.