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i blog for women who crave intimacy but are sooo so scared
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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
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Being a writer is just 97% googling words to make sure they mean exactly what you always assumed they meant.
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I’m looking at you Oedipus, Icarus, Odysseus, Bellerophon, Achilles, Niobe, …
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Not to be a Victor Frankenstein defender but how many of us haven't fantasized about getting really sick and avoiding all of our problems/responsibilitys for a few months
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If the hour long conversation doesn’t end with ‘fully’ or ‘fr’ i want no part in it.
#relatable#convo#texting#fr#be fucking for real#fully#wham bam thank you mam#horses#in the winter#hips don’t lie#the horse does tho#lying bastard#compulsive liar
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Going to the library to do work 🤝 being the cool mystery hot girl in the corner reading scholarly articles
#hot girl#books & libraries#university#hot girl shit#indie kid#im a sham#work#give me attention#slut for an old library#library#cool girl
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Othello? I think you mean repressed gay panic resorts to serial murder.
#othello#these gays are trying to murder me#that’s a lot of effort for a straight man#shakespeare#william shakespeare#lgbtqia#queer#iago#roderigo#desdemona#cassio#gaypanic#he doesn’t even go here#Shakespearean theatre#fruity
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hi yes I'd like to order a fucking break for the next million years please. thankyou.
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me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:
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Life throwing shit my way as if I’m literally anything other than just a little girl?
#preposterous#justalittlegirl#imaperfectperson#silly goose#it is wackadoodle time#it’s not funny tho#I’m actually not living for it#give me a break#let me live
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Camp Rock x Criminal Minds
THIS SCENE HAS NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH VIEHIFIOFV I CANNOT
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you can’t tell me this isn’t hotch with jj, emily, and penelope
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