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humanperryfic · 11 months ago

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AHHH I HAVE ONE!!!

(ok it’s human perry/perryshmirtz, but still)

uhhh song list under cut because there's 120 songs in here

Ghengis Khan (Miike Snow)

Kiss with a Fist (Florence + The Machine)

You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart

Wrecking Ball (Mother Mother)

Toxic (Britney Spears)

Dazed and Confused (Ruel)

Good in Bed (Dua Lipa)

I Can’t Help Falling in Love With You (UB40)

Take Me to Church (I WANT THIS VERSION THOUGH SPOTIFY PLEASE)

Whatever it Takes (Imagine Dragons...I know)

How to Save a Life (The Fray)

Queer as in Fuck You (Dog Park Dissidents)

No Time to Die (Billie Eilish)

Boys Don’t Cry (The Cure)

Almost Human (Aurelio Voltaire)

I Got a Thing for You (Stan Bush)

I Still Adore You (The Oozes)

Nemeses (Jonathan Coulton)

Bleed Like Me (Garbage)

Break My Face (AJR)

Nobody Loves You Like Me (Jonathan Coulton)

Silent Shout (The Knife)

Arms Tonite (Mother Mother)

Feelings Are Fatal (mxmtoon)

I Don’t Hate My Body I’m Just Afraid of It (Mallrat)

Would You Be So Kind (dodie)

Something Just Like This (The Chainsmokers)

Silence (Marshmello)

Secrets (OneRepublic)

Happier (Marshmello)

I'd Rather Be Me (With You) (Steven Universe)

Angel With A Shotgun (The Cab...if this isn't on your enemies-to-lovers ship playlist then do you even have an enemies-to-lovers ship playlist?)

Nightmare (Set It Off)

Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've?) (Buzzcocks)

I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor Swift)

Everything's Magic (Angels & Airwaves)

Hate to Love You (Karmin)

broken (lovelytheband)

Broken Pieces (Andy Black)

Chemicals React - Remix (Aly & AJ)

If I Killed Someone For You (Alec Benjamin)

Battlefield (Jordin Sparks)

bad guy (Billie Eilish)

Stupid for You (Waterparks)

Must Have Done Something Right (Relient K...there's an AMV somewhere on tumblr of this)

Problems (Mother Mother)

good 4 u (Olivia Rodrigo)

Skin (Sabrina Carpenter)

May I Have This Dance (Francis and the Lights)

Doin' Time (Lana Del Rey)

Cigarettes & Feelings (The Haunt)

THATS WHAT I WANT (Lil Nas X)

Stereo Hearts (Gym Class Heroes)

9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)

Drive (Incubus)

Heat Waves (Glass Animals)

The Killing Kind (Marianas Trench)

Still into You (Paramore)

Surface Pressure (Encanto)

Burn (Ellie Goulding)

Daydream/Wetdream/Nightmare (Saint Motel)

Treat You Better (Shawn Mendes)

Cracked (Pentatonix)

Cheerleader (OMI)

Airplanes (B.o.Bo, Hayley Williams)

I Hate Myself for Loving You (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)

The Jazz Police (Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band)

Resin (Dustin Tebbutt)

MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) (Lil Nas X)

Love & War (Yellow Claw)

spy? (WHOKILLEDXIX)

Bad Reputation (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)

Hayloft II (Mother Mother)

Hey Baby (Auburn University Marching Band)

Helpless (Hamilton)

Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (Tom Lehrer)

The Masochism Tango (Tom Lehrer)

The Science Love Song (AsapSCIENCE)

Blood In The Cut (K.Flay)

Body Language (Carly Rae Jepsen)

Hope Less Romantic (Make Out Monday)

Summer Nights (Grease)

Revolver (Zach Villa)

Scars (Papa Roach)

I Deserve to Bleed (Sushi Soucy)

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (Set It Off)

Lips Are Movin (Meghan Trainor)

Killer In The Mirror (Set It Off)

Who I'd Be (Shrek the Musical)

Nobody Like U (Turning Red)

Turn To Stone (Ingrid Michaelson)

Define Dancing (Wall-E)

B Team (Marianas Trench)

I Wanna Get Better (ATC, The Ready Set) (there's another version but this one is better)

History Maker (DEAN FUJIOKA)

Seasons of Love (Rent)

reckless driving (Lizzy McAlpine, Ben Kessler) (it's giving drusselstien driving test)

Between Two Worlds (HammerFall)

Monster (Beth Crowley)

ノンフィクション (Ken Hirai)

Fuck You (Lily Allen)

Shut Up and Dance (WALK THE MOON)

What Is This Feeling (Wicked)

What Makes You Beautiful (One Direction...shut up)

Control (Halsey)

Killer (The Ready Set)

Turning Tables (Adele)

Cbat (Hudson Mohawke...you know doof would play this)

I'm Not Ok (Weathers)

Icarus (Bastille)

You'd Be Paranoid Too (If Everyone Was Out To Get You) (Waterparks)

Summer of Love (Kids In America)

Sleepless (CAZZETTE, The High)

Me And My Broken Heart (Rixton)

More Than Words (Extreme)

Bills (LunchMoney Lewis)

Hero (Faouzia)

The Villain I Appear to Be (Connor Spiotto, Molly Pease)

Against the Kitchen Floor (Will Wood)

Graveyard (Halsey)

trying to make a Perryshmirtz playlist. Need ideas for songs.

Please Help. Already have

I Knew You Were Trouble.

American Beauty/American Psycho

Disgusting

Love Like You

My Blood

Super Psycho Love

I Hate You, I Love You

Hot N Cold

Flares

Docter

I'm Coming After You

I Do Adore

Must Have Done Something Right

Genghis Khan

A Musical

There! Right There!

JUST LOOK MY WAY

Nemeses

Can I Have This Dance

When We Didn't Get Along

Also unrelated but I originally the P in Perryshmirtz wasn't capitalized. Grammarly is so fucking used to hearing about Perryshmirtz it just fucking tells me "Oh yeah, you didnt capitalize the ship name to the gay secret agent and bisexual "evil" scientist. Might wanna change that. lmao."

what is my life

#Spotify #the playlist #perryshmirtz

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shapedonthirst · 4 years ago

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rules: tag how many people who you want to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions.

i was tagged by @threeslippers so ty so much!! (or should i say..grazie mille)

three ships: catradora bc they make the innate homoeroticism of rivals and the love you feel for someone you have known since forever coexist; supercorp bc they gave me my big romantic brain and my butch dyke identity; and ead x sebran (idk if they have an official ship name) bc even if i have not finished the priory i am a slut for yearning and dragons and swords and magic and retellings of the bible and women

last song: my spotify says daydream/wetdream/nightmare by saint motel but my tiktok says bloodstains by 100 gecs

last movie: little women (2019) by greta gerwig

last show: i don't remember but it probably was community? maybe the first episode of the first season, idrk

currently reading: i just finished reading the odyssey and i'm now trying to read the priory of the orange tree

currently watching: nothing but i plan on watching how i met your mother in its entirety for the first time

current cravings: my friends because they all went on vacation, the gym, books (!!!). but also i just really want to be willingly studying for my driver's license exam.

i won't tag anyone so if you see this and you have some free time on your hands...do this and i'll give you a kith

#personal #tag game #personal tag #i am very bored and it's very hot today #so yeah i need distractions

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maydaymadier · 4 years ago

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Reverence Playlist Breakdown

okay, so for reference this started off as a ship playlist for Reverence and his s/o that I expanded upon to make it fit more generally

Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood, Santa Esmeralda this one is here bc I have a very specific scenario associated with it. Basically I imagine it as like, the soundtrack to “I am a morally gray cowboy trying to be a good person and you are also a morally gray cowboy and you’ve been captured by some unsavory individuals and now I’m riding relentlessly through the desert on my horse to save you. Its hooves pounding the dust up into my face but I am relentless, and nothing can stop me from saving you”

for him., Troye Sivan, Allday neither of them are particularly attached to their pasts or where they come from. Reverence especially. They’re also something of an unexpected pair. They’ve definitely got the Straight Laced/Loose Canon thing going on but they really understand each other and would do anything for the other and it shows “We are runnin' so fast/And we never look back/And whatever I lack, you make up/We make a really good team/And not everyone sees/We got this crazy chemistry/Between us”

The Funeral, Band of Horses Reverence keeps coming back from death and not knowing how that works, what repercussions that might have for the people in his life? That can weigh on a guy “I'm coming up only to hold you under/I'm coming up only to show you wrong/And to know you is hard, we wonder/To know you, all wrong we were”

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God), Kate Bush can’t get too deep into this bc idk if it’ll end up being campaign spoilers but GET YOURSELF A PALADIN BF THEN TELL HIS GOD TO FUCK OFF “ And if I only could/I'd make a deal with God/And I'd get him to swap our places”

Bad Ritual, Timbre Timbre Does Reverence worry about what will happen if he dies and forgets again? Undoubtedly. Does he sometimes feel like he’s not in his own skin? Yup. Did he always have the best coping mechanisms for dealing with either of those feelings? NOPE. “Oh, it's a bad, bad ritual/Oh, but it calms me down/There is a history in pictures/There is evidence in boxes/There is proof of your love for him, long after it's dead”

Hallelujah, Leonard Cohen Reverence has some reservations about his god “You say I took the name in vain/I don't even know the name/But if I did, well really, what's it to you?/There's a blaze of light in every word/It doesn't matter which you heard”

Be, Hozier Reverence needs to learn that he actually is the good person he’s trying to be. The people who know him as Reverence know that he’s changed. Whether or not he’s been redeemed is a separate question but he really needs to learn that he can just be. “Be as you've always been/Be like a love that discovered the sin/That freed the first man, would do so again/And lover be good to me (Lover be good to me)/Be that hopeful feeling when Eden was lost/That's been next to our after since the master was crossed/Which side of the wall really suffers that cost/Oh, lover be good to me”

Foreigner’s God, Hozier Reverence adjusting to well, being Reverence. He woke up in a grave at 21 suddenly a new person with a god that he had duties and obligations to. He had the impression of an identity but nothing solid and really the most stable thing he had to cling onto was this mysterious god that nobody had ever heard of and had laid some level of claim to him. “Screaming the name/Of a foreigner's God/The purest expression of grief/Wondering who I'll copy/Muster in some tender charm”

Like Real People Do, Hozier Hhhhh, Reverence met his husband because he was part of the adventuring party that found him after he’d dug himself out of his own grave and stumbled onto the main road. The specter of death and burial is settled into the fabric of that relationship and honestly I could probably cite the whole song but I’ll limit myself. (Also I wrote a fic of them based on this song). “I had a thought, dear/However scary/About that night/The bugs and the dirt/Why were you digging?/What did you bury/Before those hands pulled me/From the earth?”

Love Song, Hooded Fang Oath of Redemption, finding peace with yourself through self-reflection, the first step to accepting that you can be redeemed. And maybe sometimes showing yourself that you can earnestly love another person in some way is the way to do it. “And when you hear your friends callin'/And they wonder why you're stallin'/Just give in/Just give in/Give into the love that you can give...Breath into the fire that you can breath...Commit to the crimes that you commit.”

You Do It Well, Saint Motel hhhhh the only connection Reverence has to his past is the Watcher and his identity is very strongly influenced by the first few people he met as Reverence and the Watcher. Any previous worldviews, beliefs, faiths, etc. were obliterated when he woke up as Reverence. “You complete us/You're our only savior since you destroyed our gods.”

Daydream/Wetdream/Nightmare, Saint Motel Reverence and Felix don’t worry about it as much any more but not knowing how Reverence’s resurrections work they are reasonably worried about the unlikely but possible situation of ‘what if you go to sleep and wake up as another person again?’ so instead of thinking about that let’s just focus on right now and not bother with waking up. “Sweet, sweet curiosity/Led me to this here street/Please don't make this go away/Don't wake up, wake up, wake up”

Reach Out I’ll Be There, Four Tops I also have a similar scenario in my head surrounding this song as with Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood but softer, still morally gray cowboys in love, but softer this time. “I'll be there, with a love that will shelter you./I'll be there, with a love that will see you through./I'll be there to always see you through.”

Maybe We’re In Love, Nathan Mathes Just something really soft and domestic to cover that little lull/downtime in their lives between them getting together and Reverence eventually deciding to go out and become an adventurer. “Maybe it's time we sing aloud,/start holding hands,/kissing in crowds./Maybe we're in love./...For so very, very long before we met/I was waiting for the things/we take for granted now.”

Knot In My Heart, The Zolas They’re long distance, these two miss each other sometimes dammit “I wake up some days with a knot in my heart/Where oh where, where are you?/It’s hard and weird not to know how your day begins”

Demon Host, Timbre Timbre Reverence doesn’t know for sure what happened to the people he used to be. It’s easy to wonder if he’s host to something awful. He’s learned who he used to be. And he especially doesn’t want to be that first person again, not that he’s sure how to vent about this. “And eagle, eagle, talon, scream/I never once left in between/I was on the fence and I never wanted your two cents/Down my throat, in to the pit, with my head upon the spit/Oh Reverend, please, can I chew your ear?/I've become what I most fear/And I know there's no such thing as ghosts/But I have seen the demon host”

Moderation, Florence + the Machine Oh hey! A Felix song! Felix stopped adventuring because of a curse that’s very slowly killing him and also makes him have trouble with emotional self-regulation, when he gets stressed out it hurts a lot more and the chronic pain from the curse makes it get under his skin more until he’s in a feedback loop where he’s reacting to everything way more intensely than the situation calls for. It’s not a situation he’s entirely thrilled with. “I've never made it with moderation/No, I've never understood/All the feeling was all or nothing/And I took everything I could/Can't hold it back, I can't take the tension/Oh, I'm trying to be good/Want me to love you in moderation/Well don't you know, I wish I could.”

Angel, Please, Ra Ra Riot Sometimes a motherfucker is just 100% cheese-ily in love with another dude. “Long as I feel I can tell the danger did it/Oh you guard yourself, you do/I wasn't hurt but I know you're the curse/I know you were/I know you were/I know you were/I know you were/I know you were/Oh Angel, please, oh no/Please stay with me, oh why/Oh Angel, please, oh no/Please stay with me.”

Darkness Hides, Geronimo Getty Doomed Cowboy Vibes

Church, Fall Out Boy Look man, it’s a love song with heavy religious themes. It’s literally about finding sanctuary in a relationship. It’s dramatic. It fits. “If you were church, I'd get on my knees/Confess my love, I'd know where to be/My sanctuary, you're holy to me/If you were church, I'd get on my knees/I'd get on my knees/I'd get on my knees/I'd get on my knees/...You were doomed but just enough/You were doomed but just enough”

Sheep Go To Heaven, Cake Reverence feels empty and directionless at times, especially since he doesn’t know what the fuck the Watcher’s afterlife situation is. Nobody seems to and he’d rather not have his afterlife situation be ‘none you get to do this shit over and over till the end of time.’ “I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip/I don't wanna feel the emptiness.”

In the Morning, Branches Reverence is a strong, independent tiefling who made his own familial ties without any past, memory, or identity. “And my words will turn to bones/And build houses out of stones/To start a family all their own out of everything I've grown/And I'll never leave you alone”

Rebel Yell, Billy Idol Felix song number 2! I see a song about an intense romantic partner and smash that ‘add to playlist’ button. “I walked the ward with you, babe/A thousand miles with you/I dried your tears of pain, babe/A million times for you/I'd sell my soul for you babe/For money to burn with you/...In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more”

Arms Unfolding, dodie Trusting people is fucking hard. He’s better at it now but even then it still took Reverence several weeks (maybe more than a month? I’m a little unclear on how much time has passed in game) and he only just the other day let the party know that he’s married because he decided it ‘wasn’t any of their business.’ The lack of memory also made it hard to trust people early on. He might have had a fight or two with people because he was convinced that the other person had known him before and was pulling some long con on him. “Yes, these new walls are pretty hard to crack/And it might take a while/Until I trust you on the tackle/I apologize, but it was only self defense/Running away just made sense.”

Dear Fellow Traveller, Sea Wolf This is a song about two travelers/adventurers falling in love and you can’t convince me otherwise. Felix is the other person talking to the narrator in this song, offering up a specific goal, something resembling a purpose. If Felix hadn’t sought him out to help with the curse and maybe unravel some of his forgotten past there’s no way he would be where he is today. “You put your hand out/Opened the door/You said come with me boy, I want to show you something more/You spoke my language/And touched my limbs/It wasn't difficult/To pull me from myself again/And in our travels/We found our roads/You held it like a mirror, showing me the life I chose.”

arrow, half alive He literally keeps suddenly becoming someone else and interrupting all of his plans, dreams, ambitions etc bc right when he’s about to do it the dude gets the fucking reset button. He lives at the whim of his god. Tbh I could reference the whole song as Reverence but I’m gonna show some level of restraint. “Life begins to happen when I plan something else/Trying to be somebody, but all I got was someone else/My plan's always changing, always rearranging, no/Slow it down, release control, slow and steady, let me know.”

Devil’s Backbone, The Civil Wars Felix POV! Long story short Reverence’s hometown fucking hates his guts and to some extent views him as a dangerous fugitive and Felix unwittingly brought him back into Ore-Crest not realizing just how virulently the first person Reverence was is hated there. “Give me the burden, give me the blame/I'll shoulder the load, and I'll swallow the shame/Give me the burden, give me the blame/How many, how many Hail Marys is it gonna take?/Don't care if he's guilty, don't care if he's not/He's good and he's bad and he's all that I've got/Oh Lord, Oh Lord, I'm begging you please/Don't take that sinner from me/Oh don't take that sinner from me.”

You’re Somebody Else, flora cash Reverence keeps becoming new people and while it’s pretty rare for him to run into someone who knew him previously the reaction is always interesting. Not to mention the general identity instability that comes from the whole situation “Well you look like yourself/But you're somebody else/Only it ain't on the surface/Well you talk like yourself/No, I hear someone else though/Now you're making me nervous”

Tubthumping, Chumbawumba The fun thing about having healing abilities/spells and being in a party with healers is that you aren’t so quick to avoid taking any and all damage. The problem is Reverence is a paladin and Lay on Hands is an action, an action he can better use slashing people up real good. So he goes down, but he gets up again, and he goes down, but he gets back up again, no you’re never gonna keep him down.

Stuck In The Middle With You, Stealers Wheel The ranger (Isorropia) from the previous game/the cleric from this game (Thing) has said on multiple occasions that if I can’t make it, we can’t play the Amen because without Reverence, aka Group Dad/Moral Compass/Leader the party would got to shit and set the entire city of Tutapul on fire in less than 24 hours. He likes his party members, but they are proficient in putting on clown makeup.

Changes, David Bowie idk, feels pretty self-explanatory, the dude changes. “Ch-ch-changes/(Turn and face the strange)/Ch-ch-changes/(Just gonna have to be a different man)”

Every Breath You Take, The Police A Reverence song...but from his god’s perspective!!! The Watcher is literally constantly watching over him all the time. Using his paladin abilities frequently manifests as feeling a watchful, vigilant presence, like someone’s eyes on the back of your neck. “Every breath you take and every move you make/Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you/Every single day and every word you say/Every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watching you/...Every move you make and every vow you break/Every smile you fake, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you/Every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you.”

The Name Of The Game, ABBA Reverence has gone by a different name in all three lives. It changes with each new one. “I was an impossible case/No-one ever could reach me/But I think I can see in your face/There's a lot you can teach me/So I wanna know/What's the name of the game?”

All My Loving, The Beatles Reverence and Felix are two adventurers in a long-standing, committed long-distance (for the time being) relationship! They have a dedicated p.o. box to send each other letters to when they’re separated so that way they can keep in touch without having to figure out which specific town the other one is in and hope they’re still there by the time the letter arrives. “Close your eyes and I'll kiss you/Tomorrow I'll miss you/Remember I'll always be true/And then while I'm away/I'll write home every day/And I'll send all my lovin' to you”

Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd Honestly I’m torn if this is Reverence theoretically confronting his god or if it’s him confronting his past selves. “How I wish, how I wish you were here/We're just two lost souls/Swimming in a fish bowl/Year after year/Running over the same old ground/What have we found?/The same old fears/Wish you were here”

Hallelujah, Panic! at the Disco This song is pretty blatantly about trying to apologize for infidelity but let’s just ignore that since it doesn’t apply here. It’s more these lines since First Life Reverence being caught and executed for his crimes is what got him started in this cycle of getting yo-yo-ed between life an death by his mysterious god who he is devoted to even with his reservations “My life started the day I got caught/...No one wants you when you have no heart and/I'm sitting pretty in my brand new scars and/You'll never know if you don't ever try again/So let's try/Let's try/Let's try.”

Livin’ On A Prayer, Bon Jovi Sometimes you have multiple battles between long rests and don’t have enough time to heal between them, for results see: Tubthumping

Somebody That I Used To Know, Gotye, Kimbra Okay, this one is kind of weird because it’s basically Reverence at himself/past selves. There is a part of him that wishes he had those memories but those also aren’t people he wants to be. And if he gets those memories back it’ll inform how he acts. “You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness/Like resignation to the end, always the end/So when we found that we could not make sense/Well you said that we would still be friends/But I'll admit that I was glad it was over”

Strange Dreams I. Watching, Autumn Orange Doomed Cowboy Vibes Part 2, also there a bunch of unintentional parallels between Fjord and Reverence. Green, Lawful Good paladins with country/southern accents (granted Reverence’s accent is real but the point stands). Plus this very notably using the Uk’otoa line “watching.” and his god is literally called the Watcher and eerily short-spoken.

#my post #tal plays dnd #reverence #long post #readmore

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kalinkaquest-blog · 6 years ago

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[x]Go throw rocks at it

You didn’t come all the way across an ocean and a continent for some tacky bastard to terrorize the airport. To hell with this-- you’re gonna jam a brick up an exhaust pipe of that ugly thing before this even becomes an issue. And your brothers thought they were being smartasses putting that literal brick in your luggage. You fish said brick out of your roll-around luggage and heft your “purse” further up your shoulder before finding a way out to the airport runway and storming out. Somehow, nobody else seems to have noticed the giant floating skullship. Perhaps they’re all too used to being harried by hideous machinery? Huh. Americans. >Luggage has been removed from inventory.

>Equipped Brick to weapon slot! You are, of course, not stupid enough to just walk up in broad daylight to an edgy comicbook writer’s wetdream aircraft-- you duck behind various trucks and parked planes, tossing the brick in your hand with thoughts of violence in your head as you approach the skullship. Unfortunately, as you hide in the shadow of some crates a few yards away from where it hovers, you realize that the only visible jets are the two large ones at the back, well above where you could throw this brick into and successfully get more than a charred and unhelpful lump of baked clay. You had assumed there would be smaller jets at the bottom of the ship, given it’s hovering and all, but the skullship is entirely smooth underneath. You’d be fascinated with how it was floating-- magnetism, maybe?-- if you weren’t so put out. Unfortunately, before you can calculate if you could feasibly put your brick through the window of the ship, the side doors of it begin to open. Yuh-oh.

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#Megaman #Mega Man #Rockman #Kalinka Cossack #Kalinka #Dr. Wily #Dr. Albert Wily #Wilybots #Megaman: For Everlasting Peace #Season 1 Episode 1

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crackinwise · 6 years ago

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Can i rant and ask questions about the entire KH3 finale?

--Wut

--Okay, sorry, seriously: Kairi spent all this time training with a keyblade, right? And i remember her being really gung-ho and up for holding her own in KH2. So in this one... she just has to be rescued again over and over? Um. Yay, her?

--And Riku--right--Riku was just as much a friend to her as Sora and obsessed over helping her in KH1. Sora meanwhile spent every game going “RIKU!” in various outbursts of emotion. (Sora being happy to see Kairi yet falling to his knees the moment he sees Riku again will forever be a hilarious meme to me.) Yet Kairi shares a papou fruit with Sora and neither one is like “maybe i should share with Riku who’s like 20ft down the beach rn.”

--I mean, at the end Sora wants to find Kairi (who i thought was turned to glass and shattered but apparently not?) and Riku just shrugs. Wut wut?

--This has nothing to do with anything but talking about Riku reminds me of Mickey, whose VA for this was somehow fine in Epic Mickey but horribly off pitch here i cringed so much. I miss you, Wayne Allwine.

--Alright, new topic: Lea is really weak. No, sorry, actual topic: Why does he suddenly care so much about Saix? Axel did not give two shits. The whole Org could burn in a fire for all he cared. Lea apparently was friends with him enough to cry over him?? News to us!

--Time Out to say i really just Do Not Care about everyone getting keyblades. Lea sucks at it anyway and his is a godawful design. Everything from the coat to the fire and chakram say “Axel” as if everything before hasn’t told us the Person and the Nobody are different entities. But the only thing different is how lame this person is. I get it, Square, you’re banking on a fan fave and trying to have things both ways. But...

--Wasn’t it also told to us Nobodies can grow their own hearts? That’s how Roxas could get his own body there. Didn’t Axel grow a heart? So... He has to be stuck inside a dollar store version of himself? Ouch.

--Lea was also friends with Ventus? Enough that Saix implied Axel got tattoos so he wouldn’t have to cry over a lost friend (unless that was something else i misunderstood). And it’s implied his “got it memorized” catchphrase (which i am so sick of by now omg he never even said it this much in KH2 and Lea isn’t even HIM) came from thinking his good friends just would leave and forget about him. But Ventus doesn’t get tears? Or a hug? Okay.

--Roxas all of a sudden cares (yay, but also weird, and just as suddenly doesn’t gaf about Namine) and we get a reunion but it’s very....awkward. First of all the add-on convoluted clone-thing Xion is thrown in, but also everyone is crying like the voice actors AND animators know it’s forced and can’t bring themselves to take it seriously, then there’s a poorly animated 3-way-hug that’s more new-football-player-teammates-in-their-first-huddle than anything.

--No one pronounces Vanitas correctly and i want to scream every time. They say “vuhNEEtus” or something and nooooooo stoppppp

--Is it me or are “Empty Vessels” creepy as shit? Stop showing me beige manikins on the floor like a dead body.

--Okay, so wtf was it Larxene, Marluxia and Demyx were supposed to be doing different than the others? That cutscene with the meeting on natural rock structures in a desert? Did they just pad to talk about nothing??

--Off of that: WHY was Vexen talking to Demyx about sabotaging or backstabbing, then the only thing they did was bring a Vessel to Ienzo?! Who tf cared? No one cared! Every single one of Xehanort’s extra pubic hairs could have seen this in front of them and said whatevs.

--(Was i supposed to know who that plushie was in Final World? Ventus did?)

--Did they forget to explain why 1)Sora got a mental cutscene of the words “Do you seek our liege?” when he talked about Roxas in Twilight Town, and 2)Haynor has X’s all over him and a Nobody protected him? Anyone?

--There’s so many KH chars Square either refuses to let go of or makes up for no reason that FF chars will never be seen again. After almost 20yrs of vague hope, that makes me one sad Turk whore.

--Quick sidetrack to ask why Hiro would make both Baymax’s fighters when he could have made the returned first robot body a healthcare companion for some person in need like Tadashi intended? They’re not Big Hero 7, ya know?

--The Caribbean world for PotC3 was too long, too boring, and every ship handles worse than my dad’s old gigantic 80′s Oldsmobile. (potc only had one movie i can’t hear you lalalala)

--But Ansem already tried to open Kingdom Hearts in 1 and it just revealed a bunch of light (and an actual door). When did that change? Why is it now an actual giant heart emoji that will reset the world like we’re Wolf’s Rain?

--You’re telling me after all these years and all this work, Mark Hamill just shows up to tell Xehanort he’s acting like a dick and he stops? ...Fair.

--Did Yen Sid die in the sea of heartless or...? Cuz if he was the one training Kairi and Lea, that doesn’t surprise me.

--They’re gonna end it like that, huh? Xigbar was really some big bad, backseat time traveler, original mentor to the Keyblade Furries this whole time? Maleficent and Pete’s mission could have been introduced and ended in that one end cutscene instead of wasteful moments throughout the game? This black box contains “hope” but it’s NOT Pandora’s Box? istg if they continue this in another side portable or mobile game with more retcons and redundant additions...

--Secret Ending: GDI game within a game Inception 20 dreams deep full blown art school student wetdream bs

--TIL there will be both free and paid DLC. Because of course there will.

GAMEPLAY:

--”When i get hit i want to be stuck in a 5 second animation or have no option to escape/block the entire time i’m repeatedly pelted,” said no one ever.

--I appreciate the extra content and fight moves/attractions, but omg if i’m not in a fight why do the fighting options not go away? Do you know how many times i went to open a chest or finish a time sensitive mini-game only for the triangle button to make a fuckin carousel or gd Buzz Lightyear arcade ride pop up uselessly instead???? WHY. YOU HAD 14 YEARS TO CODE.

--So many useless cutscenes! Why! Especially right at the end fights when they lure me in, i swing a couple times (yay, gameplay) then immediately into another cutscene! Each fight! FINISH YOUR CUTSCENE IN ONE SHOT THEN LET ME BUTTONMASH YOUR GAME, SQUARE! YOU ALREADY MAKE MOVIES TOO!

#kh3 #kh3 spoilers #criticism #i miss kh2 #ya know i think i only ate meals twice this entire game

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avatarfandompolice · 6 years ago

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It says a lot about the Zutara fandom that you have made several legitimate criticisms of Zutara and how they've behaved over the last 10 years, and their best response is "waaah, stop trashing our ship/stop oppressing us!" like a bunch of whiny triggered SJWs. Because God forbid if they were take a look in the mirror and say "hey, maybe he's right, maybe we do take our shipping way too far!"

Then there’s the defense that Kataangers are mad just because there’s no content..but kataang is canon, so it has plenty of valid content and not some crybabies’ wetdreams

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belit0 · 1 year ago

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For the Uchiha/Senju song requests, I don't know how you feel about hashimada but Daydream/Wetdream/Nightmare by Saint Motel is exactly them 💖

AAAAAAA SUCH A GOOD SONG FOR THEM!!! HERE WE GOOOO

(The only founders ship I don't work with is MadaTobi, big nope)

"Well, I can die a happy man, if I could be with you." Hashirama says calmly, looking at the horizon as his legs wobble on the cliff. The Uchiha looks down at his hands and feels like a spectator in the scene. It doesn't seem like a normal situation, he and the enemy sitting around while chatting as if they were children again, and he doesn't understand how he got there. The last time he saw the Senju leader they both almost tore each other's heads off on the battlefield. He wears a strange outfit, a white conical hat with red details, and a long robe with similar colored clothes. He looks happy, accomplished, and Madara can't help but notice his smile.

"Behind these eyes," The Senju looks at him, and suddenly holds his face in his hands, placing his thumbs on his eyelids and making him close his eyes, "I believe fantasies can come true." He hears his best friend's voice trailing off, as if the man had suddenly jumped off the cliff, and reacts in fright.

The picture abruptly changes, and where there was once a precipice and a valley, there is now a war field. Blood and bodies fly around, endless agonizing screams, and the last words of many warriors. Senjus and Uchihas face each other to the death, and in the distance, he can see the figure of his younger brother fighting the albino.

"I’ll find the time to be the man, that you like to talk to" Hashirama lunges at him, surprising Madara from the side and catching him off guard. He manages to knock him to the ground, falling on top of him and holding a kunai against his throat, "In dreams, it seems that I can be anyone you want me to."

Just as he thinks the cold metal will bury itself in his skin and the time to say goodbye to life came, the weight of his best friend vanishes, having faded into the landscape. The familiar noises of war disappear, there are no cries of pain or victory, no weapons clashing in the background, and no jutsus being fervently fired.

The floor changes beneath him, as does the general view of the scene he finds himself in, and Madara watches as his surroundings become a wondrous village. He seems to be lying at the entrance, just about to cross the threshold, and identifies the symbol on the huge wooden sign hanging above the gate as "Konoha", the dream they both shared long ago.

"Love me, hold me, find me, on the off-beat. Hold my hand, say I'm your man, take me down to the promised land" Out of nowhere Hashirama is lifting him off the ground, helping him up by the armpits, taking his hand. He leads him through the village’s gate, but he is still wearing his battle uniform, the armor he always uses just to confront him. He looks dejected, full of bruises and cuts, dirt, as if he had finished fighting just now.

"Sunlight, moonbeams, your hands inside my dreams. Hold me close, never let go, promised land, and away we go." He hugs him tightly, and out of his bewilderment, Madara does not react. He keeps his arms paralyzed at the side of his body, unable to take control of his actions, as if he were a spectator in everything that happens and not the protagonist.

All of a sudden, nobody holds him anymore, the Senju evaporates again in front of him in a cloud of light colors, and everything stays black. He seems to have taken the entrance of the village with him, leaving the Uchiha surrounded by abrasive darkness. "Home is where the heart is, down by the neighbor kids, back where we use our given names" A high-pitched Hashirama exclaims from behind his back, and when Madara turns around to see him, it's him but at the age of eight. The boy he met for the first time in that river looks at him with his stupid helmet cut and his infuriating smile, dressed in the typical clothes he used to wear back then.

"Sweet, sweet curiosity, Madara! Led me to this here street, and please don't make this go away!" The boy runs in the opposite direction, moving away in the darkness with surprising speed. Madara wants to yell at him to wait, but he seems to have run out of voice. Madara wants to rush after him, but seems to move extremely slowly, his legs heavy as if trapped in quicksand, and he sees the kid speed away without being able to reach him.

The only source of light disappears with the figure of Little Hashirama, stealing away the brightness of the place and leaving it completely dark.

"Wake up, wake up, wake up...." A disembodied voice whispers in his left ear, a sound from which he cannot identify its source. It sounds familiar, but surrounded in darkness and unable to see absolutely nothing, Madara doesn't grasp where it's coming from. He spins around himself trying to find something, someone, but the pitch blackness of the environment swallowed everything.

"Don't" Hashirama whispers in his right ear, and has no trouble identifying his voice because when turning around he finds the man in front of him, dressed in his usual clothes and with a huge smile on his face, "Here, we can do as we please, living free. Take a day by day, sweet, sweet curiosity, led us to this here street. Please Madara, don't make this go away, please" the Senju pleads with tears in his eyes, taking his hands in his, and getting closer and closer. Staring deeply into each other's eyes, the Uchiha feels etheric when their lips are about to meet in a kiss, separated only by a few millimeters.

He can sense their mingled breaths, the softness that probably dances on Hashirama's lips, the tenderness with which his palms enclose his… and that sound again, in his left ear.

"Wake up, wake up, wake up..." The familiar voice demands, a sound he can't yet recognize, distracting him from the moment he shares with his best friend. Just as their mouths are about to join, Madara turns his head in all directions, searching for the source of that voice.

"Don't." Hashirama smiles again, taking his face in his hands and determined to kiss him.

"Wake up, wake up, wake up...."

"Don't!" The Senju cries, trying to keep his undivided attention focused solely and exclusively on him. The more Madara pays attention to that voice imploring him to wake up, the more distant he finds himself from his friend, meters and meters of distance separating them with each "wake up" that echoes through the place.

"Wake up, wake up, wake up...!" The voice seems to have more and more entity, more clarity, and the Uchiha manages to identify the familiarity he feels upon hearing it because every time he pays attention-.

"MADARA WAKE UP!" Izuna shakes him from side to side, holding him by the shoulders and trying to rouse him with jerky movements. The Uchiha leader suddenly opens his eyes, abruptly inhaling a mouthful of air and opening his eyes in surprise. "Jeeez Aniki what the fuck! I thought you died in your sleep! Come on, we're late for battle, the Senju seem impatient for us to bust their asses."

#hashimada #uchiha madara x senju hashirama #hashirama senju x madara uchiha #madara uchiha x hashirama senju #senju hashirama x uchiha madara #madara x hashirama #hashirama x madara #uchiha madara #madara uchiha #madara #senju hashirama #hashirama senju #hashirama #naruto shippuden #naruto imagines #naruto #uchiha clan #senju clan #naruto founders

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hypnoticcastiel · 7 years ago

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to each side in fandom/ship-war

i accept my stupidity at one point in all the recent cockles/anti-cockles. i can live with the fact that people who publicly spread nagativity about Misha as actor OR as part of the 3-persons friendship j2m (BY USING A TUMBLR KEYWORD/TAG TRICK), felt the need to teach me sneaky-tumblr by instantly attacking me with insults. i take all that and chew it down and will shit it out tomorrow. (this is the "how" element of the war)

what i don't accept is the "why/what". bc supernatural still shows Castiel, gives Misha a job, J2 interact with him, and none of the old (or new?) attacks against Misha seem to be working towards the wincest-j2-wetdream of some people in the fandom. so while i have a clear conscience about my lack of tumblr-system knowledge, those who repeatedly rant against Misha (or any other actor.....) with rude words and rumours, must ask themselves if it makes any sense in 2018. seriously. let's ignore how the 2 sides would partly tear each other apart in THG style, LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE. Misha stays. J2M stays. none of them caused any of US (as collective!) any harm. is this not the better option and agreement?! does the brothers-only faction not want rather a bit of peace instead of ineffective battles (with people like me who call out negativity in general, aside of any tumblr tag system trick)?!

i close my statement with the sincere words: i'm sorry for all of us, the fools, the idjits, the rotten haters who attack any cast member, in the end we all suffer. no victim cards! stoping negativity or hate rant should be more important than arguing about the correct use of tag-sys for anti/rumours/extremism. i learned my lesson, but so should all those who ACTIVELY offend cast members (mainly Mish?!).

#cockles #misha collins #j2m #anti cockles #j2 #spn fandom #supernatural #of course i will consider to block any hater anyway #but i see my own mistake and don't even hate the people who insulted me

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occultdigest · 7 years ago

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You know, I'll let Ridley have his wetdream Murder Android if we had one of the scrapped scripts/fan theories of the Shaw transmission sent by her because she's been seeing the horrors of David's creations combined with the prologue bit. My personal plot revision would have David bombing the Citadel and Shaw being forced to watch the creators of mankind and her life's quest be turned to ashes. She'd see what David was doing and run off and spend those 10 years hiding in the Juggernaut trying to answer her own questions and trying search the Citedal and running from the horrors that are David's creations. She sends the signal from the ship and hopes they find her and pick her up. My own personal two cents her but it would have been better than what we got

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thenameismaynard · 7 years ago

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THE LAST JEDI REVIEW AND SPOILERS GALORE

Ok folks, just got back from my viewing of the last jedi

under the cut SPOILER GALORE, I repeat SPOILERS GALORE

Overall, it was a fantastic movie, finally a truly GREAT star wars film after the lackluster TFA. It is a marvelous anti-war film, an intelligent movie, an ORIGINAL film, that had something to say, that had complex characters all around the board, my god why is JJ taking this back and dumbing down 9 when everything is so fucking great and well written and original

and it is a multishipper’s wetdream

however, oh boy you thought the fandom is horrible now, lol, we were summer children, the fandom is gonna be batshit from now on and it will be a shipper bloodbath, tumblr will drown in shippers blood

anyways without further ado

so since i know most just want spoilers , i’ll just do a clinical recap of the movie and then for those interested my feelings about it, and there are lots

Reylo is onesided on kylo’s part and could be seen as real but it will definitely never happen on screen, and will be relegated to fanfiction (which i am very ok with). Their bond and relationship IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC THO and wow, just wow, i’ve never seen such a balanced, complex relationship written between a female and male characters of equal strength, of equal power and with an equally devastating past that just make them all the more tragic. It is fanfiction ambrosia but with a very bleak ending, so be warned. and for this Rian thank you so much, i hope other writers take fucking note

Damerey is real guys, this is the craziest, damerey might have a shot at being endgame actually(i’ve always shipped it so i’m happy)

Finnrey is real and strong (AND WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL) and might have a shot at happening in 9 but it might also end up being friends and may be replaced by

Finnrose that could also be the final endgame for Finn

Kylux is fucking real as well, Kylux is gonna rise after this film

And we have a fantastic rebel OT4 that will carry on the star wars saga but yeah the skywalker line is gone tbh

OK RECAP / SORRY FOR THE TYPOS

As far as i can remember, Rey is gonna be on the island for the first part trying to get Luke to train her, while Luke is very unwilling to

Kylo was reprimanded by Snoke and because of it leads a campaign to kill the last of the resistance, wants to kill Leia but can’t because mommy ( these two, MY HEART, they had no scenes, i’m so pissed). however his fleet succeeds in bombing leia’s ship but the force save her and she’s in a coma and is replaced by admiral holdo

Finn wakes up, is afraid for rey the whole movie and meets Rose just as he wants to escape. then both him and Rose talk with Poe to find a way to infiltrate Snoke’s throne room and blow it to pieces. they go on a mission to canto bight to get DJ so he can help them get into Snoke’s throne room

Poe is given a lot more to do in this film and his arc is fantastic and a great coming of age kind of way to become a true military leader. he comes against holdo’s way of doing things without having the big picture

Rey tries to sway Luke into becoming the hero of the resistance again and finally gets him to train her but while she’s alone on the island the force bond between her and kylo starts to manifest and they start to have conversation ( ACTUAL DEEP CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THEM BOTH, THEY’RE SO ALIKE BUT REY MAKES THE GOOD CHOICES WHILE MY TRASH SON FUCKS UP EVERYTIME)

anyways, Rey doesnt tell Luke about those bouts of conversation with Kylo through Force bond and learns from Luke why Kylo failed him, and Luke tells him what reylo peeps have been sayign to that damn fandom the whole time. Snoke targeted Kylo because Kylo had a lot of darkness in him, han didnt know how to react aroudn that and leia put Kylo under his care and Luke tried to train Kylo but he realized that Snoke won all along as the darkness in kylo only grew more and more and one night he went ot his room and realized how dangerous he would become and kylo woke up and destroyed the temple

however through another force bond convo, kylo tells rey that luke lied and that he was sleeping when he woke up and found Luke tryign to kill him whit his own green lightsaber and then his power went in overdrive and he destroyed the jedi academy

rey confronts luke and luke confesses that the night in question he went to kylo’s room and realized he was too dangerous and ignited his saber as his first instinct was to kill him but then he came to his senses and only felt shame to want to kill his nephew but too late as kylo woke up and thought his uncle tried to kill him and went dark phoenix style like int he xmen and destroyed the academy

such a fucked up family, anyways

there is a gaping hole under a cave in the island and it’s kind of a force well that pulls you and is filled with dark side, rey is attracted to it and after Luke’s final story on kylo goes into the well to know what it’s all about and there comes the greatest, freakiest, force scene ever

and then we seen rey and kylo talking in the infamous hut , sharing their loneliness, and they touch hands through the bond (CRAZINESSS) and rey tries to bring kylo to the light, he’s tempted but luke crashes literally in on them and the bond is cut, and luke and rey fight (reverse blue saber scene in the storm scene) and rey tries to persuade luke to go to kylo and bring him back to the light so they can defeat snoke at ast. Luke says kylo is too far gone so rey offers him the anakin saber so he can come with her and help with the resistance. luke refuses so rey goes with chewie on the falcon to try to get kylo back to the light, but for her there it’s only to use his turn to the light to defeat the resistance.

meanwhile, the FO has the las ship of theresistance surrounded as it is only surviving thanks to its shield but it’s running low on fuel so Holdo is commanding an evacuation, Poe discovers the evacuation and is against it as he wants to fight and orchestrates a mutniny but Leia wakes up and stops his mutiny and finishes the evacuation, as their plan is for the resistance to survive to be able to fight another day isntead of going into suicide missions that have no tomorrow.

Holdo stays put in the ship as last resort as everyone evacuates, and FINALLY A FUCKING DISCUSSION BETWEEN TWO WOMEN. Star wars finally passes a bechdel test for the first time in its history ever. it’s beautiful to see thoe two badass female war general veterans talking together and sayign their goodbyes before Holdo makes the ultimate sacrifice.

Finn and rose infiltrate the FO huge ship while Rey infiltrates the same ship after sending chewie to hide away with the falcon. she is met by Kylo and his guard of stormtroopers to bring her to Snoke. they are in an elevator ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and that CONVO IS FANFICTION GOALS, and rey tries again to bring Kylo to the ligth while calling him BEN, (you can die now reylo peeps) and sayign that teir shared vision when they touched hands showed her that he would turn to the light. but kylo says that he too has seen her and she’s the oen to turn in his vision and he has seen who her parents is

Finn and rose are betrayed by the DJ dude (benicio del toro) aboard the ship and are arrested and brought to Hux and Phasma

Luke is fucking lost mentally and is saved by YODA appearing as a force ghost and delivering the msot beautiufl message of the film, that they were the old gen and they have to pave the way for the gen, and let the past and old structures go to build new ones upon it ( HEAR THAT SW FANBOYS). and yoda also tells luke to stop beating himself down, that yes he failed ben, but failure is the biggest teaching experience and he has to learn from his failure to rise harder and stronger (like the fucking greyjoys) and that rey is the new jedi hope

Snoke welcomes Rey and Kylo into the throne room and kylo bows, he’s uber strong and tells rey to give her luke skywalker’s whereabouts so he can defeat the last jedi and have darkness reign upon the galaxy

rey refuses and asks ben to turn to the light as she has seen the cracks in kylo’s darkness (also here snoke says that he thought rey was a skywalker but apparently is not so REY SOLO and REY SKYWALKER HAVE BTH BEEN FOUD DEAD IN MIAMI BEACH) . Snoke laughs as he says he knows everythign about kylo and exploited that chunk in his armor to use the force bond so he could bring rey to him and kylo here looks up, surprised and betrayed (Dude gets fucked up by everyone he thinks kind of cares about him). then rey tries to fight snoke and escape and calls for kylo’s saber when she is surrounded by guards and the anakin saber is taken by snoke but snoke takes kylo’s saber away from her and it falls near kylo.

Snoke gets into rey’s mind (the rey toture scene) to get luke. kylo looks conflicted but doesnt do anything. snoke then laughs and turns rey to kylo so he can kill her, essentially telling rey that kylo has no will and will do anythign snoke says. kylo picks his red lightsaber and acts as though he will kill rey but uses his hand behind his back and the force to turn the anakin lightsaber that snoke had put beside him and ignites it effectively cutting snoke in half ( i was udnerhwmlmed at how easy it was to kill snoke after he showed he was more powerful than both rey and kylo)

then REY AND KYLO FIGHT THE SNOKE GUARDS AND IT IS AMAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG REY IS A BADASSSSSSSSSS

AND THEY SAVE EACH OTHER AND I WANNA DIE

but now is where it goes to shit for the kylo redemption as he will not be redeemed. Rey is ready for her and kylo to escape and help the resistance who is fighting still the FO ships but Kylo tells her that they shoudl let everything burn and rebuild from the ashes, this is where he says let the past die thing to rey (SOFT FUCKING VOICE AND ALL) and asks her to join him so they could rule together

- (which is kind of understandable on his part as he has been betrayed by everyone in his life, so rebuilding from scratch is his way of surviving and being free of all the pain that has paved his life because he was always kind of seen as a threat to be eliminated by his own or a tool to be used by his predator mentor or an obstacle to be dealt with with hux- this is not woobifying, the dude has had a fucked up emotional life, added to him being weak emotionally and making all the wrong decisions every fucking time. kylo is so relatable it hurts, but in the way no one wants to admit) -

you can see then Rey beign really distraught because you know she wont come with him and i think she is them mournign the kindred spirit she coudl have had with him and she feints giving him her hand and calls the her lightsaber instead but kylo understand her move and calls the lightsabe rback to him so the saber is stuck in the middle of both their outstretched hands pulling in their direction with the force

and then Holdo drives the last resistance ship into one of the FO ships that were attacking the evacuating pods while the resistance goes to crait to fall back there. the blast makes rey and kylo fall and anakin saber is cut in half but Rey takes both of the parts of the saber and escapes leaving kylo who got knocked out.

And this helps Finn fight Phasma and the fights i kinda too short lived but he beats her and then escapes with Rose who is just the ultimate BAD ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hux finds kylo in snoke’s throne room and is about to shoot/kill him but he Kylo wakes up and takes on snoke’s mantle and becomes the new supreme leader and he’s pretty much gone all full dark side, even worse than vader as everyone he wanted left him or betrayed him so he wants everyone and everything dead.

then the resistance hides in a cave in crait and behind a huge metal door but Kylo orders the FO to go to crait and kill everyone

poe and finn and rose go on the resistance kinda old tie fighter to try to shoot the big FO metal killer bazuka (the scenes of the rebel squadron tearing red lines on crait), however they’re losing a lot of people so Poe learn his lesson from Holdo and Leia and asks them to fall back so not to,lose more people but finn does not want to let the FO win and wants to sacrifice himself to shoot the FO weapon but rose save him in extremis, kisses him and falls into a coma from her wounds

then they all fall back into the cave and try to find a way out while Kylo and the FO continue to attack the door that keeps them safe, kylo is all the way gone now, he doesnt even care about leia. while rey gets back into the falcon and taers some FO ships apart and finds the rest of the resistance that were blocked behind a wall of rocks

and then we see Luke astral project and appear in the cave to talk to leia and it’s very emotional and they talk about kylo and leia resigns herself to accept that her son is gone so luke tells leia to save her people while he will try to save them

leia and poe and finn, and rose and the rest follow the salt foxes and come against a wall barring their route but they are amazed to see rey lift all those rocks with the force and save them and they all board the Falcon to escape after REY AND FINN HUG IT THE FUCK OUT, PEANUTS ARE BACK

meanwhile Luke gets out of the crait cave to face the FO alone and kylo orders them to kill him but he survives and kylo then tells the FO to stay put and goes to face luke alone . they fight and Luke says that he will always be conflicted even though he kills him just like he killed his father, this enrages kylo who slashes through luke but we discover it was a projection. luke stayed on the island and projected himself into crait and then dies of too much use of the force

as rey and everyone board the falcon rey stays behind and looks behind her, she feels kylo get in the crait base now deserted and there is a last FORCEBOND MOMENT where kylo looks up imploringly to rey but rey loks back with pity and then close the falcon door on their bond

Aboard the falcon, Rey FINALLY meets Poe in the falcon and SPARKS FUCKING FLYYYYY and it’s pretty much the cute deleted written scene in TFA and those two have hearteyes for each other so yeah.

then Rey watches as Finn covers Rose who is still knocked out and as he watches over rose. Rey smiles as she watches finn with rose and them Liea comes to her and the SECOND GREAT BECHDEL TEST PASSSSSSS with Rey telling leia she felt luke go but he’’sin peace and asking leia how they can build a resistance with just them and Leia says it’s more than enough and the rebel OT4 and leia will become the big resistance HEROES

So, GREAT FILM, blows TFA out fo the water a thousand times over, written perfectly, KYLO is definitely the big bad and he has kind of to die and that’s why it will be the end of the skywalker line. JJ has not a single original bone in his body so he will be more than happy to copy Return of the Jedi and have Kylo die in rey’s arms or at rey’s hand so this conclusion is pretty much obvious if it was rian, at least we would have had kylo paying for his actions and delving deeper into his psyche, because his character is so fucking rich and complex and interesting and just wow

AND REY IS THE NEW JEDI AND WILL BUILD HOPE AGAIN THROUGH HE GALAXY

REY WAS SO BASDASS AND EVERYTHIGN WE WOUDL WANT IN A FEMALE HERO, RIAN DID HER WAY MORE JUSTICE THAN EVEN JJ

AND THANK GOD ROSE IS NOT DEAD AND SHE WAS THE BEST ADDITION, SHE WAS SO FUCKIGN BRAVE AND HEARTFELT AND RESILIENT AND BADASS AND INTELLIGENT AND SMART AND FULL OF HEART

REY IS THE JEDI BUT ROSE IS THE REAL HEART OF THE REBELLION AND THE REAL SPARK OF THE RESISTANCE

so much fanfic material it’s insane

ok gotta go watch it again in an hour

let me know if you have any specific questions

#reylo #tlj spoilers #star wars

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