#wet meow meow edition

[officialdaydreamer00]

[BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR]

SUP BESTIE IM HERE TO CONTRIBUTE SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL WAREFARE-

You. know em! You love em! Itssssss---- it's idia I'm requesting idia. I would like an x "biter". We all know bro can't handle kisses in public so what if we straight up just fucking bite his arm instead?

Also part 3 of the thing you know what i mean

i am crying and kicking my feet at the same time this is ur fault

reader is not yuu, reader is gender neutral, mentions of blood

man will fucking screech at you the first time you bite him

why did you bite him????? what'd you do that for????

will flinch every time your teeth meet his skin. you don't even need to bite for him to jolt. dramatic ass.

eventually, he gets used to it. still flinches a bit when you bite him.

biting him in public? oh that's a different story.

his systems will malfunction and his soul will evaporate instantly.

and now you have a colossal sized body to drag back to ignihyde.

in the confines of his room however, he's gonna be plotting his revenge on you.

those shark teeth aren't just for show, bestie. his bites will indent your skin, some are hard enough to draw blood (those are usually accidents)

likes gnawing on your shoulders to focus on his gaming. this sometimes leads to him biting too hard, as mentioned above.

in conclusion: you bite him in public, he bites you in private.

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[usernyoom]

03/11/23, Sao Paulo - Daniel Ricciardo prepares to participate in qualifying for the 2023 Brazilian Grand Prix

📸 by Rudy Carezzevoli (edited)

[il-predestinato]

"Merde, il pleut." 🌧😾

📸: Clive Mason (2022 Japanese Grand Prix; October 7, 2022)

[footballandshit]

[stormyoceans]

what do you mean this isn't how this scene went

[dreamerdrop]

Dahlia, my black-hearted beloved and beloathed.

[allmyandroids]

HE IS JUST LIKE ME FR 💕💖

[waywardsalt]

there’s so much stuff about how if linebeck were an animal he’d be a rat. but that’s wrong. he’d be a cat.

he can’t swim. he likes fishing. he acts like he’s cooler than he is. his resting expression is :3. he literally sits in a box on multiple occasions. i’ve hung out with so many cats trust me he’s a lot more like a cat than a rat.

[striveattemptfail]

jason looks so pathetic getting carried around by bizz choadnlflqskdmmws lmaaaooo 😂😂

[fadingluminaryruins]

“Putain j’avais oublié, la pluie ça mouille….” ☔️💦

📸 Clive Mason

[leondaltons]

I have been working on Mia's character playlist independently of Rotten Grace during my little free time (aka when i commute between home-work-university), and my god, they truly have issues™

[footballandshit]

[taifenggg]

I want to give Mammon the most creamiest, wet, sloppy, vile, life-changing, universal, heaven sent, astonishing, amazing, beautiful, legs trembling, sweaty, legs spreading, toe curling, voice breaking, sheet gripping, “do it harder", "treat me like an animal", down-bad, wonderful, spectacular, miraculous, heavenly, barking, meowing, "where did myself respect go?", unique, jaw dropping, majestic, magnificent, drop-dead gorgeous, stunning, mind blowing, perfect, straight up, perfection, brilliant glowing, fabulous, stunning again, splendid, phenomenal, once in a lifetime, breath taking, extraordinary, excellent, better than average, snarling, growling, on my knees, mouth foaming staggering, bewildering, astounding, awesome, sensational, prodigious, stupendous, remarkable, marvelous, thrilling, exciting, wondrous, taken back, shocking, wide eyes, speechless, awestruck, thunderstruck, love struck, blown away, pleasing, alluring, irresistible, "bark for me", graceful, elegant, divine, ravishing, lovely, charming, breedable, spunky, cute, aesthetically pleasing, "get on your knees for me", delightful, beauteous, exquisite, man moaning asf, super, dazzling, harder, delicious, appealing, mind bending, whimper causing, tongue twisting, bed breaking, corrupting, spank me, choke me, hit me, pull my hair, deepthroating, mascara dripping, "go faster", "yes daddy", bite me, dick throbbing, teeth shattering, eye rolling, eye watering, ass clenching, drooling from the mouth, mind blogging, sheet gripping, hip thrusting, dressing up as a maid if they want, wist slowly then fastly moving up and down, "I can't hold back any longer", twitching, lips biting, back arching, begging for more, sucking till it's dry, startling and weakening head ever.

BRO??????

I feel like you just sent me the "no lube, no protection" paragraph that people put on those Gojo edits LMAO

im stealing this thanks nonnie

[nemainofthewater]

Have they committed crimes?

Yes, so many. SO MANY.

Are they still my special little meow meow, sopping wet, should be allowed to commit MORE crimes?

Also yes.

By the nature of the poll, this is highly subjective - please feel free to nominate your own crime-filled blorbos if mine don't tickle your fancy! It is entirely possible for the write in candidates to win (looking at you DMBJ fandom) so feel free to coordinate, cooperate, and get your characters to the finish line!

Please do be civil though - lift your own meow meow up, don't put other meow meow down.

Have fun everyone!

Write-ins, propaganda, and images are welcome!

[shiny-jr]

ingihyde mc: fuck it we ballin [Emotional Break Down, tears, and “Mc will remember This” Edition]

heartsbyul mc: fuck it we ballin [What the Fuck is Going + Emotional Break Down but make it Funky via Anxiety Editoon]

This so far what I seem to consider these two wet pathetic People failure cats. My little Criminal Meow Meows. One is a emotional stressed out and sad freak and the other is an anxious stressed out coward. I love them both.

To be honest, they're both freaks.

[angelgoeslewd]

say it again. (avatars edition.)

🔮 summary: how to make The Brothers cum in 3 seconds flat.

⚠️ warnings: 18+ content, minors DNI, AFAB! reader, heavy dirty talk, mentions of oral sex, possessiveness, cockwarming, roleplay, rough sex, pet play, public sex/exhibitionism, size kink, cum eating, food play, somnophilia.

[DEMON EDITION] [ANGEL EDITION (ft. Solomon).]

Dedicated to @boiledgattorade.

LUCIFER:

"I don't mind. I'm here for your pleasure, Sir. I just want to help you unwind after such a hard day... I'll always be here for you. You deserve it. Do so much for all of us... let me do something for you."

"Just keep doing your paperwork. I like being under your desk."

"I- belong- all- to you-!"

MAMMON:

"You're the only one who makes me feel like this, no one else understands me in the way you do, no one else can fill me up so good... You're so perfect, Mams. So perfect for me."

"I just want to be with you all the time. Will you keep your cock in me?"

"I love you! Ah-! I love you, I love you, I love you-!"

LEVI:

"This is all I think about. Being under you like this, I love it so much, Levi. I want to wake up with your cock in me and I want to have it in me before I sleep. I'm addicted to you."

"Levi... I actually wore this dress to roleplay with you... can we?"

"You're the only one I think of..."

SATAN:

"You can be a little rough with me. I know you won't hurt me. But I really want you to take all that angry energy out on my body, you'll feel so much better when you fuck my pussy harder..."

"Let them hear me... Especially Lucifer. Can you imagine the look on his face if he catches us?"

"Meow!"

ASMODEUS:

"I hope your fans are liking our little stream. I hope they know I'm the only one who can get you off so good. Make you cum so much. They're gonna be so jealous of me."

"Take a picture. Then you can set it as your background. Or post it."

"You're so gorgeous when you fuck me like that..."

BEELZEBUB:

"Beel, you're so big… it's so hard to take you. No! Don't take it out. I want it so so bad. I need it in me. I'm sure! I can take it... look at my stomach. I can see it..."

"Beel... cum in me. Would you eat it out of me when you're done?"

"Lick it off me."

BELPHEGOR:

"Oh, you're awake? I'm sorry... you were all hard and pushing up against me... I couldn't help myself. It made me all wet and- and I just need to do something."

"Keep me here, Belphie. I wanna stay here with you all the time."

"You can use me even if I'm asleep..."