#causing brainrots p2

[officialdaydreamer00]

[BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR]

SUP BESTIE IM HERE TO CONTRIBUTE SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL WAREFARE-

You. know em! You love em! Itssssss---- it's idia I'm requesting idia. I would like an x "biter". We all know bro can't handle kisses in public so what if we straight up just fucking bite his arm instead?

Also part 3 of the thing you know what i mean

i am crying and kicking my feet at the same time this is ur fault

reader is not yuu, reader is gender neutral, mentions of blood

man will fucking screech at you the first time you bite him

why did you bite him????? what'd you do that for????

will flinch every time your teeth meet his skin. you don't even need to bite for him to jolt. dramatic ass.

eventually, he gets used to it. still flinches a bit when you bite him.

biting him in public? oh that's a different story.

his systems will malfunction and his soul will evaporate instantly.

and now you have a colossal sized body to drag back to ignihyde.

in the confines of his room however, he's gonna be plotting his revenge on you.

those shark teeth aren't just for show, bestie. his bites will indent your skin, some are hard enough to draw blood (those are usually accidents)

likes gnawing on your shoulders to focus on his gaming. this sometimes leads to him biting too hard, as mentioned above.

in conclusion: you bite him in public, he bites you in private.

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[for-ships-that-never-sail]

Hello friends!!

This is a Polin adjacent personal post. I’m looking for some moral support, advice, etc. if anyone is willing to offer any

See below for more 🙏🏼

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So, I made myself some thematic Bridgerton Jewelry for funsies in April, and at the behest of some Internet friends, made some more in May

Soon enough, Season 3 Part 1 dropped, and I have since been in that BRIDGERTON BRAINROT™️ that I know we all suffer from

Unfortunately for me, my ADHD/OCPD ass always needs both my brain andddd my hands occupied, so rewatching S3 P1 a billion times somehow led me to create 120 extra Bridgerton themed earrings and 60 extra necklaces 🫢🫠

My husband is a very kind man that has watched S3 P1 with me 3 times already (and slept through more hahahah), anddddd he has let me litter our dining table and our ottoman in front of the tv with my jewelry stuff for weeks now

I promised him I’ll try to just sell some of this jewelry online so that this new brain rot / stimming hobby doesn’t bankrupt us, but I’ve been procrastinating on this soooo fucking hard because I’m scared of Etsy and also quite possibly the post office??? 🥲🙃 I know that’s incredibly stupid, but somehow my neurodivergent brain doesn’t know it’s stupid and she’s also just like aaahhh what if I put this stuff online and people actually buy it??? As if that isn’t the solution I’m looking for

Anyway, I’m just blabbing about my personal incompetence here cause I’d like some moral support or advise or someeeething if anyone cares to offer any 😭😭😫😫😫

My husband told me I’m just overwhelmed cause I have 180 items to post, and that I’ll get there eventually if I try to post at least 10 per day. My OCPD brain thinks that’s nuts (cause of the different theme breakdowns and mix and match sets I’ve made lol). Even so, I set out to post 10 today, and I’ve legit just been doing dumb shit like editing out my living room background from the photos I took, and adding Bridgerton inspo pics to the background and all that jazz, as if I’m some professional at this instead of someone who went batshit crazy stimming between S3 P1 and P2

^That’s an example of my OCPD brain doing too much and why I’m sitting on a massive pile of pretty handmade things instead of posting them for sale 🙃

Please… someone that knows how to deal with this aggravating combo of ADHD and OCPD better than me…. SEND HELP!!???!!

[kirk]

andy I am so sorry bc I always come to your ask and like dump my incoherent stupid thoughts about p2 so I can then go be normal in the outside world. but I am feeling insane right now like do you ever think about how so much of pete's writing reflects this need to merge with the one he loves, almost to crawl inside them, that plus the actual visual of young volcanoes (and you know pete had a hand in this) of them literally eating patrick's organs, multiple music videos of them killing each other, PLUS the idea of folie a deux, a madness shared by two, the name of an album in which during the making of, they were tearing into each other, AND the idea of twin skeletons, when you strip all the skin and muscle and blood and organs away, you are the. exact. same.

thank you for your service, I got all the brainrot out and can now focus on work tomorrow.

BELOVED ANON NEVER APOLOGISE im now just wondering how many times youve been here..... lying awake... with insomnia inflicted by peterick are you alright BHUGJHDN but yeah like. something something cannibalism to show devotion to show how you wanna crawl inside their ribcage like can you even believe they started this shit ALLLLL the way back in the saturday mv when they are LITERALLY two become one and STILL manage to kill each other (basically) like idk how they even expect us to get sleep actually thats fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!

i hope to god you got sleep cause youve now poured out your brainrot and it landed right on me <3 nHJIOGIKJ

[throwaway-yandere]

EDIT: I FRICKING WROTE IT. I WROTE THE YANDERE MAFIA AU FIC. AND THIS TWO BULLY FRIENDS OF MINE ARE THE REASONS WHY–

I thought I'd write HysHum chap 2 or yan!Alhaitham VisionQual P2 fic next but... Well if I didn't end up uploading the fic I was planning to you'd know why lmao

A friend's meme:

All My Friends Are Yan!Tighnari and Alhaitham Simps - Exhibit A:

(I don't mean that "why does tighnari get asks" jn a bad way, I was just pleasantly surprised cause I thought most of the people who read my stuff are into tall dark men lmfao– glad we have some variation cuz writing brooding men 24/7 can get a little boring. It's a genuine "why" as in "why does he get asks cuz I think that CreativeDiff fic wasn't that good.")

On another note: here's extra brainrots ehjakakw (don't ask why dimitri fire emblem is mentioned. this is normal.)

30 minutes later...

Tumblr won't let me upload more than 10 images but you get the idea lmfao

Edit: here's the fic