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whosectype · 8 months

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wet cat 2.0

#Following in the soggy kitty in wet cardboard box footsteps of our beloved jonathan #I took noodle arms to the extreme #I imagine he’s always crunched up against the computer and there’s no room for his long legs to go heshe #But these are just quick doodles hehe #samama khalid #tmp #tma #the Magnus protocol #tmp fanart #tma fanart #my art #He could play guitar with those hands #tmagp

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humming-fly · 5 months

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It's dark Arthur, pull out your lighter.

(practically I know john is most easily portrayed as a normal hooded guy with a mask but deep down my heart of hearts still belongs to mergo's wet nurse)

#can you tell i think mergo's wet nurse had the coolest design in bloodborne?#descriptions and author's notes in the image captions #i feel like that's the funniest way to stick those in there tbh lol #flashing image #hopefully not too flashing but idk how gifs get crunched on tumblr #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #mp #my art #doodles #animation #kinda #lots of opacity filters that are suuuper disorganized lol #at some point i'm just gonna do a character sheet for john/KiY but it will actually just be a dozen designs i think are cool #but then will not draw in a practical setting because they're too wonky #i do think the masked guy design is quite charming and is objectively the right way to draw him interacting with anything #i just think fucked up creatures are cool #man i still love drawing profiles #idk why but they're soo much easier than drawing faces straight on #they're just Nice

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cozylittleartblog · 7 months

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The sixty billion double-dollar man.

#trigun #trigun fanart #trigun 98 #vash the stampede #anime #art #illustration #highlight reel #yet another sopping wet cringefail little man has captivated me. woe #this image is so beautiful but i had to crunch it so hard in the current climate of the internet :(#art prints of this will be available on my you know what sometime today hopefully #im insane this came out so good. everyone clap right now

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alissssssaka · 6 months

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#wet crunching sounds #the boys #the boys tv #hughie campbell #billy butcher #butcher x hughie #hughie x butcher #butchie #ouh... predator and prey....#feeling bad. gotta draw these two losers

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fisheito · 10 months

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Wind: howls Garu: howls back

#MY boy!!!!!! let us wear shorts in blizzards and eat bbq together 🤝#he's just a cute lil guy...running around in the snow...frostbiteless #honestly surprised he's even wearing gloves. does he not want to feel the WET SNOW CRUNCH BETWEEN HIS FINGIES #well i guess you don't need bare hands to bite snow #i am imagining him chomping at snowflakes. then sticking his face into a fresh bed of snow and just goin RAWMRPcromch #wonder if he has sensitive teeth? does this wolf have dental care?#who's been flossing his canines??#or are his teeth just flawless and powerful like nature before modern junk food. the strength of untouched yokai spirit #frozen echoes #nu carnival garu

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sabellart · 7 months

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i think a key part in enjoying codywan is realizing that cody is actually a much cooler person than obi wan.

#obi wan is a certified loser (affectionate)#pathetic wet cat #if you will #meanwhile cody is out there taking out droids by black-widow-thigh-crunching them

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mercutiotakethewheel · 4 months

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Kendra, inwardly: Omg I am so scared right now. I’m going to die here. This freakyass magical creatures about to do me in. And could do so easily, which I am imagining very vividly right now. Those are huge teeth. I am fighting god to hold it together right now. I don’t want to die. Why am I here? Just to suffer, every night I close my eyes and—

Kendra, outwardly: I cast vicious mockery.

#and thus restarts the classic nature versus nurture debate #is she like this bc of those classic burgess genes #or is this a case of constantly snarking off with her little brother #which has hot wired her flight or fight response #to talking shit #she gets a rush of adrenaline and her brain just starts crunching out insults #like do yall remember when she was literally at her job #just going about her normal everyday life #and decided for no reason that the 5 senses test was just straight razor bladed in the candy kind of a situation #which like she was right #but still #meanwhile #as shes actually kidnapped shes just calling this lady a witch to her face three times in a row full on bat at the hornets nest type of dea #fhdw #fablehaven #kendra sorenson #kendra is so afraid all the time #and she only knows one way to handle it #some people count to ten some people disassociate #kendra goes fuck fuck this is so scary #quick whats meanest thing i can think of #technically the bracken scene is notttt a scene shes scared in #but it just cracks me up #she just met this man and shes already calling him stupid #its the one scene during which i ship brackendra #wait!! she does the same move with gavin!#she literally laughs in his face so hard that mr demon prince crumples into wet tissue #shit #is this girlypops flirting strategy too?#girl really just has a one size fits all response button

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froody · 10 months

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Tommy’s stomatitis has gotten so bad that she’s started drooling blood intermittently. Which would be very alarming except for the fact she’s still eating voraciously, her blood sugar levels are stable and she’s acting normal. When I asked the vet about possible treatment options, it was clear she could not be placed on steroids again. She has gabapentin for the pain. So I guess this is new normal? My cat randomly drooling blood? My poor bbg.

#animal injury /#blood /#I’ll ask again next visit but she’s crunching down on dry food rn #girl I don’t think you should be doing that but I don’t want to take it from you either #she gets two cans of wet food a day btw

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paradoxbeta · 4 months

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THE CICADAS ARE HERE

#THE CARNAGE #YOU CANT TAKE 2 STEPS WITHOUT HEARING A WET CRUNCH #THERES SO MANY AND WE HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN STARTED

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podcastwizard · 2 years

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just like mama used to make

#DRY WET #CRUNCH #every video of hers is like this who is this woman #i guess it's edible chalk but like #Unhinged

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funky-dealer · 1 year

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Hey. Critter

WHHAHARRR

#TIP. I AM SO FUCKING MAD #IM NOT ACTUALLY MAD IM JUST #WAAAUUUUGGHHG (OVERCOME WITH EMOTION #I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD ACTUALLY DRAW HER. NOW I HAVE TO PAY YOU 1 MILLION DOLLAR #WWAAUUUUGGGH WUUAGG WAIT FUCKKKKK I CANT POST YET I HAVE TO COMPLIMENT YOUR ART #AAUGH IM CRUNCHING MY SCREEN YIU DREW HER SO. DDDAAAWWGWGHH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#PUNCHING YOU FOREVER. PUNCHIG YOU FOREVER #ETERNAL AIDAN BEATING (ITS LIKE ETERNAL WARIO HOCKEY EXCEPT IM CRYING WHILE IT HAPPENS #UUAHAHHHUHGGHHHHHH GGGRRRRRRRRRR TYTYTYYYYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#im a SAD WET BEAST RN🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺YOU CAUGHT ME WITH MY HAIR SOAKED DROOPING OVER MY FACE #🦖←LOOK GUYS ITS LITERALLY FUCKIGN HER.................CANYOU BELEIVE IT #UEUEUEUEUEUE SOUNDS OF CRYING #SORRY FOR THE 16 MILLION TAGS IM JUST SO .#im never going to recover from this IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TONME

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lurkeryan · 3 months

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they call me pussy eater because i eat cat food on the daily

#sponsored #Meow Mix Original Choice Dry Cat Food #who up playing with they cat food #i love the crunch #and the taste #i love cat food #they call me the cat #because i love cat food #Sheba Perfect Portions Wet Cat Food #danganronpa #ad #shitpost #Purina Cat Chow Complete Dry Cat Food #meow

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ivyontheholodeck · 1 year

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You know what I haven’t seen nearly enough of in fanfic? Aziraphale witnessing Crowley’s Fall, at the very beginning.

We know Aziraphale knew Crowley before and after, but imagine the horror of watching as your comrade is cast down from your home. Imagine flinching at his impact against the earth below, the crunch of bone and the smell of burning feathers.

After all, S1E6 demonstrated that both Heaven and Hell are fans of public execution.

#Crowley of course doesn’t know that Aziraphale saw his Fall #And Aziraphale can’t look at him for centuries without hearing the ghost of that awful wet crunching noise #And the shame of having done nothing to help even though he knows deep down he knows Crowley didn’t deserve his fate?#That’s enough to give an angel a complex #To incentivize him to convince himself (however superficially) that Crowley DID deserve it #Because then Aziraphale isn’t at fault and he doesn’t need to think too hard about the cult he works for #cw body horror #good omens #aziraphale #i am putting that angel in the fucking centrifuge

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fisheito · 6 months

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@pawhands FSEAUSHIEA arrives wet and ready to consume right out of the box!! no need for additional liquids!!!!

#replies #ilM DYING PLEASE jjust a box of yakumohs displayed front and centre on the table like some twisted power play #honey nut yakumohs.#WHAT IS THIS CEREAL? WET? DRY? DOES IT CRUNCH? ARE THOSE THE BONES???#old fox just pouring the breakfast yakumohs directly into his bowl and eating them [dry] so we can all hear the crunches #i... don't actually eat cereal for breakfast . i used to eat it moreso as a snack. just a dry bowl bc i hated the taste of milk #did i get bullied for it? yes. but i maintain my ways. no soggy cereal pour moi

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tropylium · 7 months

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have finally hit the bounty, after several duds this seasons, of a pomegranate in perfect deep ruby-red ripeness

#:]#life #food #pomegranates have a remarkably high quality floor tho #I'm willing to forgive a lot for that too #even lousy ones have a nice crunch and sweetness #while ykno e.g. a lousy clementine is basically wet fiber

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savoirfaerie · 10 months

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i am taking up space i am filling the void i am asserting my existence in this broken world. i exist i exist i exist i swear it i do. today i am acting and not acted upon so help me god

#give me a higher power to punch in the face so help me #i would break their nose to feel the warm wet blood on my hands #to hear the crunch and the gasp and the fall of the divine

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