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Sneak peak for you 🤫
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FJXKXNDKDKD HE'S SO CUTEEEEEE LIL GUYYYYY LOOK AT HIM 🤏🤏🤏 HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN YOUR STYLE OH MY GOOOD
I want to squish him so bad
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Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy
#BATTINSON MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. truly a wet cat trapped inside a tiger’s body.#yes yes he’s very strong very dangerous. he also makes alfred and Selina take him out to get McDonald’s#and he has 20 PowerPoints presentations about every patrol. this is how it’ll go Alfred.#and it most definitely doesn’t. every time. anyway give this man a chaotic and protective little circus bird#he calls Bruce a bitch in 10 languages and would also comitt atrocities if something happened to him#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#battinson#the batman#batman 2022#alfred pennyworth
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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Found some nice pencil brushes for csp so decided to do rendering practice while watching some let’s plays. Death Mark fandom I am new here please take my humble offering 🙇♂️
#couldn’t pick which version I liked more so I have both on here#definitely could’ve pushed the high lights more on the colored version#but I had already spent so much time fussing with it that I decided to let it be#also I feel like I didn’t do Mashita justice but decided to include him anyways#guess that means I just gotta draw them more lol#yashiki is super fun to draw tho so I probably will draw him again at least#I gave him more facial hair for my own personal enrichment lmao#truly a wet cat of a man#currently almost done watching a LP for NG but I’m considering buying the sequel tbh it scratches a particular itch for me#illustration#death mark#kazuo yashiki#satoru mashita#hauntedartride
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MAG 187 sticks out, cause its the first time we hear Jon having an issue with being touched (I swear it happens again later too).
Was this an issue he always had?
Or was this a product of all his kidnappings?
It just stuck out to me. Not only because he sites the suffering happening within The Distortion as a reason for shattering it, though obviously not the main reason. And the woman that touches him is suffering. So why have an issue with that? Does physical contact make the fear too potent? Is it a product of him being less human, and not wanting a “victim” to touch him?
Jon is just such a curious character. Cause he cares, he does. But he is just really drunk on The Eye, and all that that brings with it.
#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#mag 187#mag 187 spoilers#spoilers#tma spoilers#I genuinely love Jon#Its not often I truly see myself in a character and don’t want to look away#even if he’s a dumbass#I can’t get enough of the wet cat man and his problems
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A brief summary of my inbox this morning. 😂😂😂😂
#hilary for ts#of my misery make thy use#i am wheezing#but truly y'all are Not Wrong#dream is such a disaster bless his heart#though in this case it actually worked to his advantage? by accident#what a scrunkly wet cat loser man#dreamling
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maybe it's just the people pleaser in me but I swear every time I see that a mutual unfollowed me I'm always staring at the screen with the biggest, wettest eyes going "🥺 what did I do"
#momo rambles#this is truly just a /silly#it makes me a Little sad but more in a sopping wet cat way#than a genuine upset and depressed way#it's a natural cycle of people following and unfollowing#but man when someone breaks the mutual I feel that on an emotional level /hj but /lh
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RIP homer you would have loved thick thighs odysseus fanart
#gooeyoriginalcontent#the odyssey#i guess?#I’m a thick Odysseus truther and idc if I’ve only read books 1 thru 8 of the odyssey I know what’s true in my heart of hearts#me at Odysseus truly a wet cat of a man: hrnn… titties…#sorry for putting this in your dash btw Oliver#why’s homer mention odysseus’s thighs but not the color of his hair or eyes#he has his priorities straight
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Former Right Hand to All for one
Second Holder of One For All
Forever Lover to Yoichi and Third.
The One Left Behind at first when the Travelers enter the Scene.
"I got into too much shit. I fucked up and he pulled me out. I kept Fuckin' up but that man kept pulling me out. I felt like I was in his debt. And I forgot who that man was. And I became his second hand. Darkest Fuckin' days of my Life"
#bnha au#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#my hero academia au#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia au#mha au#mod asphodel#asphodel art#mha second user#(*slaps roof of second) i love him#the worst time to be in au#truly is#man this guy is a wet cat#tw smoking
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i think one of viago’s least favorite games magpie likes to play is when she claims she and viago are Actually siblings. if anyone mentions the elf thing she’ll shrug and say they’re half brothers. no one but the most oblivious fledglings believes this but magpie isn’t in the business of saying true things to be believed she’s in the business of 1. saying words recreationally and 2. bothering viago and she is definitely achieving her goals. viago insists she stop saying this for many reasons, not least of which is that His Actual Father Is The King Of Antiva but magpie has never listened when viago told her no in her entire life (or at the very least as long as she’s been a full fledged crow) and so this does not matter to her
#‘come now viago is this how brothers should treat each other?’ ‘madrigal if you were truly my brother i would have had the good sense to#smother you in your cradle.’#on and on into infinity.#unfortunately the only people on earth he trusts are teia cantori and this little bastard.#awful when you consider they can and will conspire against him at every turn when given the opportunity#but luckily for him they are both bewitched by his horrible wet angry cat disposition and have decided they would stand against entire#armies for the sake of one awful man.#viago de riva you will ALWAYS be famous to me.#oc. magpie#漫言
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Finally starting season 2 of Rings of Power. Watching Hot Evil Boyfriend unsludge himself is excellent.
#truly an evil wet cat of a man#i love him your honor#rings of power#s2e1 elven kings under the sky#halbrand#sauron
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im like if the most useless boytoy twink was also an incredibly handy butch lesbian
#this post is about me collapsing as soon as i got home from work#where i used a garden hoe i sharpened myself to hack down+tear out a truly impressive thistle 3× my size while 3 of my coworkers watched#swung it overhead like an axe until the centre stalk (almost the size of my wrist) was felled. then hoed around it until the roots came free#& i could grab it with my hands where there werent any thorns. turned around and all 3 of em were lookin at me like 😳😳 lmao#but now im sitting in my bathtub bc i cant stand long enough to shower anymore hdksgsk#knew this morning it was a bad pain day but pushed thru it anyway bc!! there was work to do!! but now im gonna be totally useless for 24hrs#cest la vie i suppose#after the thistle was properly disposed of just kept tilling+weeding+fixin tomato cages in the fields. came home & felt sooo dykey+hot lmfao#was like ''fuck yeah man idk what was up with me this morning im feelin fine now! great even!''#then took my knee braces off to get into the shower & almost busted my ass on the tile when both of em gave out🤦#my shoulders are now reminding me that i Dont Have the muscle mass to use a bigass hoe like anything but a hoe w/out Paying For It later#its a good thing i have the day off tomorrow bc im going to turn into a slug as soon as im done steaming meself like a little dumpling#definitely thinkin about using my pathetic-wet-cat-charm to get someone to bring me food tonight tho... hmm#anyway. wheres that post#''im not a butch but i believe their beliefs''#its my exectution thats lacking lmao. but in any case#mwah. mwah mwah mwah#<-for all the butches out there. ily tysm youre wonderful#and to all the useless boytoy twinks out there: o7 <3#godspeed fellow hopeless fags. ily too. keep doin what yr doin lmao#bee speaks
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remus lupin is mid.
#he's literally nothing special and honestly i love him for it#he's a wet cat of a man he's (as lesbiansiriusblack) has so nicely put it#a lamp man#he's literally such a pathetic loser (in the best way possible) and this fandom seems to love pathetic losers like him. we need more.#this might not be taken well because some people see remus very differently from what i see him like but he is truly just a loser#remus lupin
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okay I killed my last jimmy post for a few reasons, one being I wasn't sure about posting it in the first place. And i also went on another rant that I ALSO deleted....
Basically this is all I think was worth keeping from that. Sorry for lack of context lmaoo
#ren posting#Yeah. Yeah#Also I don't like saying 'the sheriff is so wet cat!!!' When in universe other people's constantly call him things he doesn't like and make#Fun of him for it. And he SHOWS that he doesn't like it. That's not wet cat that's textbook bullying?#Idk just insisting that its okay makes god joel less than an egotistcal asshole than he truly was and devalues their whole enemy arc#Same with season one jimmy and literally all his characters ever#NOT CCS. I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT CCS. This is about Fandom mischaractization#AND sometimes straight up infantilizing a grown man
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i will also be interrupting my hiatus here to say....what if?? i wrote ball*ister from ni*mona here or a sideblog 🥺🥺🥺
#that would be truly wonderful ( ooc. )#listen....i think i can do it#wet cat man energy + riz ah*med#oh and he unwittingly became a dad too :'D#i think i have a type fjskldfjlsj#but also he's a lot like calum and patrick too....so maybe he's too similar to them....BUT ALSO it could fun ????#this is all to say PLS WATCH NI*MONA I LOVE NI*MONA SO MUCH :'DDDDD
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reading kaveh’s story leaks and What
#genshin leaks#genshin spoilers#anyways . good lord we don't have time to unpack all that /j#all i can say rn is he truly contains Multitudes#idk man the hai.tham story part??? the thing abt his parents?? the thing abt studying arts in a society that increasingly values only pract#practicality over other side effects of '''''design''''' that can easily be written off to discourage or encourage certain accompanying beh#behaviors? his akademiya years his r/ship with emotions his idealism etc i love it. hes officially a blorbo#idk i think his stories seem a bit all over the place (first impression) but it makes him complex. more than a babygirl or pathetic wet cat#a secret third thing (well developed character (?))#ka.veh i am sorry you and like ni.lou are carrying the entirety of sumeru's arts culture on ur backs. mvps fr pls hijack the akademiya into#investing in humanities more#bonus thoughts he's giving a lot of kunikida and atsushi from bsd (<- guy who's only thought abt bsd and genshin in the last month)#'an idealist who lives in reality a realist who pursues ideals' (from bsd) tell me this doesnt at least half fit him. live laugh ka.veh#i havent read bai.zhu's stories saving those for later. hopefully theyre good though and he's either funny or nuanced; preferably both#ppl have been waiting too long for him to get written badly!! and if he's actually really flat i will be pretending i do not see#ramblings!
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