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The Odyssey but Penelope has been slowly killing off suitors one by one via poisoning and staged accidents >>>

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"Your characters shouldn't have to kiss for the audience to know they're in love!" True! Sometimes all they have to do is sit on the beach, hugging, just holding each other as the planet they're on literally explodes.

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“So when MELIAN THE MAIA falls in love with a hot elf and they establish a police state together, she’s a ‘dear gift’ and ‘wiser than any child of Middle-Earth’, BUT WHEN I, SAURON…”

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When Galadriel tells Gil-Galad that she alone can slay Sauron, I can't help but question whether it's simply an excuse to go to Eregion and confront him. After all, Sauron is an immortal, ancient Maia who can't truly be killed. The only ones capable of assisting with such a task at this point are the Valar. So, I believe it would have been wiser to send a ship to Valinor on a diplomatic mission to request their help.

So, each time when I see this scene, I start giggling...

Oh, girl, he is already slayed by your beauty, boldness and fighting skills...

Gif and Gif credit

Or do you mean you know what other skills you have that could impress him?

Some Pinterest art

I think he would't mind being slayed like this

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A horrible thing, with legs, for your cultured Perusal

Oh thank you so much.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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A brief synopsis of “A New Dawn”

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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

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#or you could stay My Lady Jane 1.4- Bluebird is Dead

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Eowyn & Faramir

mixed media, 53*35 cm

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I made the most hideous noise right now. The dog started barking at me 😭

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“i love you” during sex is such an insane level of horny to me. one side moaning i love you feeling so vulnerable and full of everything at once as is that it just slips like that, and the other letting it sink in for a moment and it fogs their mind more than it already is with pleasure and adoration to then groan that they love them so much more and fuck them harder about it. as if to let it sink in more for them. feel me love you. pouring it inside, moaning at how it feels good to love you. oh how i love you i love you i love you

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Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

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thank you all gif makers everywhere, yes i WOULD like to live inside that half a second when my otp looked at each other forever on repeat, lovingly color-adjusted to make them even hotter than ever