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ritz n mori

mori: private investigator specializing in mythomorph foul play

ritz: paparazzi turned reporter

they're roommates they're aro they're frenemies they have exclusive rights to ruin each others' lives they're fucking

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another debuff baddie

class: knight

uses defensive techniques to attract the attention of enemies and endure the lion's share of punishment within the party

debuff: blight

deals damage over time that reduces the enemy's HP maximum--in essence, damage that cannot be healed

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this is bit chesny he is an alien who named himself after the first t shirt he ever wore and sculpted his persona around television detectives

also he's scrunt's pilot and why she's been stuffed into a meatspace body

in other words he's scrunt's dad

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this is scrunt

alien ai with no concept of human reasoning stuffed into a meat sack

her gender is nonrecyclable plastic garbage fxmme

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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

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posing like a playboy centerfold

you could be my penthouse pet, i know

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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petition to replace all "oh no! i'm OLD!" humor with "i survived! YIPPIE!" positivity

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Jason & Friends

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Invite post

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quick 1.5 hour character design challenge with friends last night! 🌸

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does something bisexual

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oc_tober ; early life

victor; in his 20s'- 30's he was a prolific scholar. always busy, always on research expeditions, and a certified loverboy

hastur; everything is a blur prior to becoming what they are now; followed by a monotonous lifestyle performing with their siblings.

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To all my American friends, the time is now.

Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!

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Recent commission for the people over at Zenless Zone Zero 🌙🌹