hauntedhayderide
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cryptid
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hauntedhayderide · 12 days ago
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ritz n mori
mori: private investigator specializing in mythomorph foul play
ritz: paparazzi turned reporter
they're roommates they're aro they're frenemies they have exclusive rights to ruin each others' lives they're fucking
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hauntedhayderide · 1 month ago
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another debuff baddie
class: knight
uses defensive techniques to attract the attention of enemies and endure the lion's share of punishment within the party
debuff: blight
deals damage over time that reduces the enemy's HP maximum--in essence, damage that cannot be healed
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hauntedhayderide · 1 month ago
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this is bit chesny he is an alien who named himself after the first t shirt he ever wore and sculpted his persona around television detectives
also he's scrunt's pilot and why she's been stuffed into a meatspace body
in other words he's scrunt's dad
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hauntedhayderide · 1 month ago
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this is scrunt
alien ai with no concept of human reasoning stuffed into a meat sack
her gender is nonrecyclable plastic garbage fxmme
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hauntedhayderide · 2 months ago
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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.
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hauntedhayderide · 2 months ago
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posing like a playboy centerfold
you could be my penthouse pet, i know
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hauntedhayderide · 2 months ago
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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity
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hauntedhayderide · 2 months ago
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petition to replace all "oh no! i'm OLD!" humor with "i survived! YIPPIE!" positivity
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hauntedhayderide · 2 months ago
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Jason & Friends
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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Invite post
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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quick 1.5 hour character design challenge with friends last night! 🌸
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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does something bisexual
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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oc_tober ; early life
victor; in his 20s'- 30's he was a prolific scholar. always busy, always on research expeditions, and a certified loverboy
hastur; everything is a blur prior to becoming what they are now; followed by a monotonous lifestyle performing with their siblings.
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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To all my American friends, the time is now.
Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!
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hauntedhayderide · 3 months ago
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Recent commission for the people over at Zenless Zone Zero 🌙🌹
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