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They gave Ballister Blackheart soooo much poor little meow meow energy itâs fantastic:
Edit/correction: Ballister âBoldheartâ
#ballister blackheart#nimona#nimona movie#wet cat man!#crying and pathetic out in the rain with his big olâ eyes#edit:#I willing say I wish theyâd kept the black heart name- would have worked so well with the propaganda bit#the whole kingdom refusing to use the name he earned that the queen herself gave him calling him blackheart instead#couldâve even had a bit where he keeps correcting people only to lean into the name and correct someone to blackheart later#when heâs finally accepting Nimona and his role as a âvillainâ
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Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
Promised he wouldnât get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
Has no clue what a joke is
Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
Had to have two separate interventions
Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
The first character he ever said âI love youâ to is a cat
Allegedly participated in amdram
Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when heâs not being a paranoid mess
Canonically looks like he hasnât slept in weeks
Knows nothing about library science
Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
Asexual icon
Knows what a meme is and said âLOLâ in the first episode
Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
Died for our Jonathan Sins
Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss
#i just love how much of a hot mess this sad little wet cat of a man is#jonathan sims#jon sims#the archivist#the magnus archives#tma#tma spoilers#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers
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I'm sorry but this is just so fucking funny
#the magnus institute#the magnus archives#magpod#mag#fandom#tma podcast#tma shitpost#tma fandom#tma#jon sims#jon#jonathan sims#jared hopworth#hes so silly đ„°#WARNED PATHETIC WET CAT MAN ON THE LOOSE!!!#12 INJURED 28 DEAD#STAY INSIDE#I REPEAT STAY INSIDE
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Mike and FNAF into the pit Jeff are the same guyâŠ
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#fnaf jeff#abby schmidt#fnaf oswald#into the pit#They are the same guy your honour#same genre of man you gotta believe me#WHEN I first drew Jeff people immediately compared him to Mike#I SORTA GET IT TOO#they might not look IDENTICAL or anything#but the VIBES the AURA is the same between them#big soaking wet cat energy coming off of em#Mike probably wouldnât see the resemblance#but the kids can definitely clock it#they know they match đđŸ
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jarchavist :3
#this was supposed to be a sketch#oopsie#horrifying sopping wet cat of a man#how is this my first finished Johnathan sims what#tma fanart#tma#jon sims#johnathan sims#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#the magnus archive fanart#my art#digital art
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I don't care what anyone says, I just KNOW Viktor clocked this man's pathetic, neglected shelter dog rizz the second they met and immediately fell head over heels for him. Argue with the wall.
#he likes his men just like i do: pathetic#his sad brown eyes and loserboy personality have captivated me#viktor knew what he was doing#arcane#jayce x viktor#arcane season 1#arcane season 2#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#jayvik#arcane jayvik#viktor#jayce#arcane brainrot#like seriously though he's such a wet cat of a man i love him so much
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Doodle of Jonathan Sims through Season 1-5!
Not the final version I think. But wanted to draw him throughout the season. Had a BLAST and EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE while listening. BUT I'M FINE.
Anyway, here's a wet cat of a man.
#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#the magnus institute#tma#tma podcast#tma fanart#jon sims#magnus archives#jarchivist#also there's the Admiral the name is such an icon#i love how people call jon: wet cat of a man the word hit me somewhere in my heart
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babe, wake up, new white guy just dropped
#ik im like 23 million years late to drawing this guy. everyones probably over him alr đ#but idk i see bloody man i draw im just that simple#i have 0 knowledge about him apart from the fact that he gives off this pathetic sad wet cat vibes#milkman#thats not my neighbor#thats not my neighbour milkman#francis mosses#my art#WAIT I FORGOR THE TWS#tw blood
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Absolute âcan my friends and I have a sleepoverâ energy
#BATTINSON MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. truly a wet cat trapped inside a tigerâs body.#yes yes heâs very strong very dangerous. he also makes alfred and Selina take him out to get McDonaldâs#and he has 20 PowerPoints presentations about every patrol. this is how itâll go Alfred.#and it most definitely doesnât. every time. anyway give this man a chaotic and protective little circus bird#he calls Bruce a bitch in 10 languages and would also comitt atrocities if something happened to him#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#battinson#the batman#batman 2022#alfred pennyworth
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got into tnmn recently, here's some doodles i made !!
( i'll get around to drawing all the characters guys trust !!!!! )
also bonus art of my tnmn oc gary !! :D
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#tnmn fanart#tnmn oc#francis mosses#dr. w afton#mia stone#sillies !!!!!!!#francis is such a soggy wet cat of a man i hope he explodes
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I can't believe I predicted Martyn's episode thumbnail last week... It's time for catboy arc!
#Secret Life#inthelittlewood#trafficblr#life series spoilers#traffic smp spoilers#ky-posts-drawing#the wet cat energy of this man is unparalleled!#1k
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forever thinking about royalâs bad ending. my thing with it is that maruki doesnât necessarily give anyone what they want most, he gives them whatâs most appropriate for them to want within a maruki-approved framework. iirc thereâs a really interesting text sequence in the game where he just straight up changes someoneâs career because theyâre not âgoodâ at it, regardless of whether thatâs what they actually want. why struggle at all? ever? right?
and so ultimately i donât think goro akechiâs greatest wish is necessarily ren. i think itâs a wish for sure, but his greatest wish is his own agency. despite any regrets he has and the fact that shido and yaldabaoth treated him like a pawn, he's generally pretty adamant about owning his choices and their consequences. he doesn't want that erased. and instead, you end up with pleasant boyâą if you take marukiâs deal. maybe maruki (incorrectly) thinks sanding off all of akechiâs rough edges will make him easier for ren to love. but the crux of it is really that maruki has to essentially lobotomize him to preserve the illusion of his perfect reality, because their ideologies are so diametrically opposed that akechi would spend every waking moment fighting back.
this isnât to undermine renâs importance to akechi btw â he explicitly acknowledges that he wishes they had met earlier, and there are countless moments throughout their confidant that underscore how much it means to him that they mirror each other so well. he absolutely does want more time with ren, just not under these circumstances.
and thatâs also what makes renâs choice on 2/2 doubly devastating. he knows that either way he loses akechi. and if he takes marukiâs deal, he loses him knowing that his last moments with the real akechi involved the two of them being unforgivably out of sync.
#shuake#ren amamiya#goro akechi#takuto maruki#persona 5#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE#this has been on my mind for ages#siri play ideal and the real dot mp3#like the two of them happily playing chess together hits hard bc in another life they couldâve had that#but the thing is#neither of them want another life! they just want each other as is!#me for the millionth time: takuto maruki most interesting antagonist of all time#tired of all the one dimensional evil villains#give me the pathetic wet cat man who projects his issues w his ex gf onto u and turns ur bf into a stepford wife â€ïž#will the real goro akechi please stand up#*#wishing i had the time to replay this game for 3rd sem alone but alas. capitalism strikes again. adulthood is a scam#so instead i am rotating these guys endlessly in my mind and throwing my thoughts out into the void#eta: have really been enjoying seeing ppl's tags on this!!!#thank u for rotating them in ur mind as well
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The difference with these two is that I genuinely think Arthur can change the KiY whole Larson and Yellow would still be barreling down the stairs together.
I think I'm gonna choose one of these two to make a fully colored piece on Kofi for December for you Jarthur and Yellow/Larson freaks.
#art#malevolent#digital art#artist on tumblr#malevolent podcast#support human artists#malevolent fanart#masked#arthur x kiy#larson x yellow#larson malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#arthur lester#king in yellow malevolent#yellow malevolent#also I never imagined myself drawing my Larson hot#Guess you got to torture a mf to see how attractive he is lol#also I'm still using Dreamlands Arthur for KiY ships because i like the contrast between golden shiny God and then wet cat man
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You better find that letter and do something, Felipe minecraft
#protect your man >:(((#ive been waiting for phil to kill bad or something since the zoo stuff happened#or even before#avenge the wet cat#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp philza#qsmp missa#badboyhalo
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thinking about an isekaied reader and a yandere noble boy...
(gn reader x male noble yandere)
part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4
tw: yandere and manipulative behavior
about a week has passed since you collapsed. after reading the letters, your parents insisted that you should reply with a short note stating that you had recovered. eventually you caved, concerned about the contents of the letters this... guy sent you, but not enough that you felt particularly threatened.
less than a week later, an oliver northwood appeared unannounced near the gated entrance of your family's estate.
everyone was caught off guard, but he was let in regardless. your parents were the count and countess of the land you resided in, but he was the son of a marquis. this placed him at a higher rank then your family. plus, the both of you had been friends since childhood, so your parents caved even with the sudden intrusion.
after he entered, you find yourself sitting in awkward silence having an impromptu tea party with him in the estate's garden.
"so uh, it feels like its been so long since we've seen each other" he said.
"yes... it has" you replied
"are you feeling better?"
"yes i am..."
following this short interaction was about three minutes of silence. he had seemed so... energetic in his letters, but in person he appears much more reserved.
"um... you seem different"
you felt your chest start pounding. your thoughts start rushing while you try to keep your face neutral. it hasnt even been 10 minutes and hes already figured out who you actually were? is he going to expose me? no, that would make him look crazy...
as you started spiraling he spoke up again, "it almost feels like you are a different person" he pauses before continuing, "your parents said that you were having some trouble with your memory... do you... not... remember me?"
this snapped you out of your thoughts, he had figured out that you were, in fact, a different person, while giving you a potential way out.
"oh im so sorry... my memory has been spotty, i didnt want to be rude. honestly i couldnt even remember who i was when i woke up, hehe~" you mentally screamed at yourself because he did NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!
your thoughts were interrupted by his response, "oh im... sorry, that sounds awful." you saw fragments of a sly smile and a darkness in his eyes for a split second. the shift in expression disappeared so quickly you thought that you had imagined it.
he continues, "do you want me to try to fill in the gaps?"
"please do..." you reply.
"hmm.. ill start from the beginning." his eyes shift to make direct eye contact you. while he appears with soft eyes and a small smile, something about his expression feels a little unsettling. "well for starters, we have been friends since we were little. my parents are the marquis and marquess of the land just west of here. they had known each other for a while and had children around the same time, so they introduced us!"
his smiled widened as he continued speaking, "although we were only friends as children, as we got older we ended up becoming lovers!!"
the look of shock on your face didn't seem to surprise him. you begun trying to string words together into a coherent sentence when he follows up his previous statement.
"although... no one knows right now, we were keeping it secret to... avoid drawing unnecessary attention." the last part was spoken quickly and softly, making him sound unsure.
he takes your hand, "please love, i know you may not remember, but i have no problem waiting for you to fall in love with me."
"or... fall in love with me again i mean, hehe~"
should there be a part three?
feel free to drop in my inbox to ask any questions about him!!
#he is LYING TO YOUR FACE#he is trying his best to convince you that yall were more than friends#hes still a pathetic sopping wet cat of a man though#ariadne's writing - đ©·#ariadne's ocs - oliver northwood#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere oc x reader#yandere oc#yandere x darling#yandere scenarios#soft yandere#yandere imagines#male yandere
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the voices won (torbek pointy ear agenda)
#can you tell. that i love him. OUGH#shaking him like the beans he is#wet cat man#please i love he#torbek#ouaw torbek#gideon coal#ouaw#ouaw fanart#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris
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