#werewolf cleaner

[taintedco]

The WereCleaner

This game is a fun game. It is a top town single player maze game that is very short. This game you basically are trying to clean up the school as a werewolf all while trying not to get caught by the staff.

If you do get caught by the staff you get to eat them and try to hide them and eat them then clean up the body and the mess that was made all while trying not to get caught.

This game is a free to play and in my opinion I would check it out if I were you since you really don’t have to pay anything for it. It reminds me of serial killer and viscera clean up since you never know what kind of messes you are going to run into the next night you work.

You also have to watch out for the security at the end, it becomes a little hectic since he is tracking you and you still end up having to clean up the building quickly and leave all while he is tracking. Other than that, this game is really fun.

[tylidae]

fred finally has an up to date-ish ref

[liamthemarowak]

Liam, Vincent and Kyle are cleaning up the Splatoon Arena.

Liam The Marowak Belongs to me

Vincent The Werewolf belongs to vincentthewerewolf on Deviantart

The WereCleaner Belongs to USC Games

Splatoon Belongs to Nintendo

Pokemon Belongs to Nintendo and Game Freak

[curri-puff]

Tomorrow! 12pm AEST! Witness me play The Were Cleaner!

https://twitch.tv/curripuff

[bestialchorus]

PROBABLY VERY OOC WENCLAIR (mini) HEADCANNONS:

-Wednesday being an anchor for enid during rough wolf nights. Enid is still young and very much new to going wolf mode, resulting in less than favourable physical pain when she transforms. On these nights, Wednesday will hold her in bed and gently pet her. Wednesday also doesn’t comment on the wolf hugging her tighter.

-Them writing each other poetry. Enid writes Wednesday her very best “poetry” where she sings her heart out over her “raven-haired cutie”. Wednesday looks it over with her usual stoic gaze and tells her Enid she finds it “earnest” and that she appreciates it. Wednesday will write paragraph after paragraph of how she would happily “skin anyone and bathe in the blood” of anyone who even looks at Enid wrong. Enid is always excited when Wednesday writes her poetry, she knows what an honour it is.

-Them going on moonlit walks together through the woods. Sometimes on incredibly bright nights, Wednesday will bring her favourite black umbrella while Enid runs around in wolf form.

-Wednesday planning several different “safe spots” for her and Enid to meet if any of Wednesday’s “enemies” suddenly go looking for her. Currently, Wednesday will leave Enid messages like, “meet,me at location #232” for lunch”. Luckily for Enid, Wednesday has left her a detailed glossary of every location….made with invisible ink of course.

-Enid baking for Wednesday and putting black food colouring in everything 

-Wednesday starts dying Enid’s hair herself once she finds out how much Enid pays at the salon. The young Addams promises the werewolf she’ll be able to do a better job after a “bit of research” and you know what….she’s right.

-Wednesday allowing Enid to take a bunch of couple photos on the daily of them. One day Wednesday decides she wants her own “selfie” of them. The young Addams brings home an old camera, and I mean OLD, along with a beautiful victorian style dress for Enid. The girls pose for what Enid says feels like “hours,” but Wednesday assures her it’ll be worth it, and in the end, she’s right. They’re left with a gorgeous photo that finally meets Wednesday’s standard. Wednesday keeps the photo above her writing desk.

-Wednesday, Enid and thing having quiet “family” moments. Wednesday making beautiful rings and bracelets for thing while Enid paints his nails with fun patterns.

[corvarrow]

Artfight revenge for @monsoonxskies of their character Renny! It's been a really long time since I've drawn an anthro character so I really enjoyed drawing him! :V

Super pleased with this in general since I think this is THE closest I've ever gotten to a digital sketch looking like my traditional sketches and it looks so niiiice

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

oh that is knot what i thought they meant but okay!!!

[hemipenal-system]

werewolf who safewords when her girlfriend turns the vacuum cleaner on

[woso-dreamzzz]

Guppy's Halloween

Arsenal Women x Child!Reader

Summary: The eighth of my Halloween-centric fics

"Don't," Leah warns," Kyra, don't you dare."

"I didn't say anything," Kyra snickers.

"You were going to."

"I mean..." Kyra grins. "Should we stop calling you Lord Farquaad, Mophead?"

Leah knew something like this would happen this morning. Hell, she'd known something like this would happen when Lia came to her with this idea.

Usually, she'd refuse but you'd been there too, looking up at her with wide, eager eyes.

She'd be heartless if she didn't say yes, which brings her to this moment with Kyra.

Leah is dressed as a mop, embarrassed beyond all belief but still holding strong.

"Oi," She snaps," Just because you're going mainstream with your costume! I mean, a vampire Kyra? Really?"

"Hey! Vampires are a classic1"

"Vampires are boring," Leah deadpans," You're just jealous Guppy didn't want to partner with you for a costume."

"So she got you too, huh?"

Leah turns, eyes wide.

Kyra howls with laughter, nearly going to ground as she wheezes, pointing between Leah and the newly arrived Codi.

"Really on theme," Leah notes," Did Guppy choose that out too?"

"I think so. Lia sent me the link though."

Codi stands in the middle of the gym and Leah isn't quite sure which one of them is wearing the most embarrassing costume.

Leah and her mop costume or Codi and her wet floor sign costume.

By this point, Kyra has actually fallen on the floor, clutching at her stomach as she nearly cries from laughter.

It only gets worse when Mariona comes in...dressed as a broom. Not like a witch with a broomstick. Just a generic broom that anyone would find scattered around the house.

The three of them look down at Kyra, who's on the floor roaring with laughter and wonder briefly if she's ever going to be able to get back up again.

Kyra manages to quieten her giggles for barely a moment before Lia, dressed as a bottle of kitchen cleaner, comes in and suddenly Kyra just can't manage it.

She's back on the floor again and, unlike everyone else, Lia doesn't seem to be embarrassed at all.

Then again, Lia's got experience in this after you and her dressed up last year as tea towels.

"Kyra," Lia says, looking down at her not exactly in judgement but with that mum look that everyone recognises," Stop laughing. Guppy's coming in a moment and you're not going to make her feel bad by laughing."

Kyra sobers up quickly.

The last time she'd upset you was when she'd messed up all your organised equipment boxes. She'd never seen you cry so hard, stressed beyond all belief and she'd had to avoid Lia for the whole rest of the day because of how angry she'd been.

"You will be nice," Lia says," And happy. And you will tell Guppy that you think her costume is so cool and you're so jealous, got it?"

Kyra swallows thickly. "Got it."

Lia smiles. "Good. Guppy, everyone's ready! You can come in now!"

Leah's used to your style of costumes. She's only seen you wear something 'normal' once and that was when you were still a baby and didn't have your own opinions.

Lia had dressed you up as a little werewolf but that was the only time.

All the others had been something so quintessentially you that Leah wonders how you can even have new ideas.

But then you come in and Leah's reminded that yes, of course you can have new ideas.

"I'm Henry Hoover!" You announce," Mummy helped make my costume!"

"Oh, wow, Guppy!" Leah says instantly," You look great!"

You grin, turning around so everyone can get a good look.

"We took the nose tube from our old Henry Hoover," You explain to Codi and Mariona," Our old one broke but we didn't throw it away because we can still use bits of it! Like for my costume. Do you like it?"

"It looks so good," Codi nods," You look so cool."

"Mario?"

Mariona grins, dotting kisses all over your face as you giggle. "You and Lia did a great job."

"Your costumes look good too!" You say, still laughing as Mariona's kisses tickle your face.

The assembled girls fawn and coo over you until you feel all happy and floaty, moving away to finally to look at Kyra with a face full of sympathy.

"I'm sorry, Kyra," You say," Did the store not have any other costumes?"

Kyra looks down at her vampire costume complete with a fancy Dracula cape. "Is there something wrong with what I'm wearing?"

You make a face, like you're trying not to be rude. "It's just...It's a bit boring, isn't it?"

Leah's face lights up. "I told you!"

[barbies1shots]

☆- slow - rough sex, featuring GETO SUGURU, whiny geto, pathetic geto, slight feral geto, overstimulation, condescending reader, werewolf!geto x vampire!reader, implied fem reader but anyone can read, use of pretty girl, biting, riding - mating press

werewolf geto who ran most of your little errands. grabbing your clothing from the dry cleaners, picking up your shoes from the polishers, grabbing your supplied bloodbags from the bank. even with the crude way the other vampires look at him. the only thing on mind is pleasing you.

you looked at him from the corner of your eyes when he said he wanted a reward. that he deserved something since he was a good boy.

you, of course indulged in him and gave him what he wanted. a kiss. he nudged you to lay down on the couch, wanting you to be comfortable before he leaned down and kissed your lips. incredibly greedy for any affection. he pulled you impossibly closer from the waist and he moaned into the kiss. his tongue pushes into your mouth, licking everything. not even caring if it was a proper kiss now.

he whines once he trials his lips down your jaw and on your neck. he whines that he wants to finally mark you as his. that all the disgusting vampire smells were making his head hurt.

"What did you do to deserve more than a kiss, huh, pup?"

you giggled at his blunt answer, nothing but i want it. Want my pretty girl so bad. he didnt even know what he was saying. just babbling along with what his heart wants. you granted him permission, and he hurried to find the junction between your neck and your shoulder and sunk his teeth in. his canines hurting the most but he soothed it over with his rough tongue.

you let him strip you out of your clothing, helping him with the straps that his bigger fingers couldnt properly hold. see, he wasnt a virgin, no where close but your cunt makes him feel like one. the tightness, softness and warmness felt like he could come at any moment once he pushed in. with his head tilted back, he let out a groan from the back of his throat, his hold on your hips tightening so much that there will be brusies in the morning.

he leaned down to your neck, licking at the bite mark before he jerked his hips back and pushed them in. easily pressing into your g-spot and making you quiver. he reeled his hips back untill just the tip was grazing the outside muscle and snapped his hips, sending a horrid crashing wave of pleasure through your bones. yet suguru was already on the edge of tipping over, he couldnt keep his breathless moans to himself as he hid himself in your neck.

but as time grew on, his thrusts began to falter. the pleasure, for him, growing too much as he just focused on grinding into you.

"Are you struggling? Do you need my help? Its okay to cry for help, puppy,"

yet he just whined and pitifully nodded his head. he let you switch positions, your pillowy thighs caging his hips in and you lifted yourself up and sunk down onto him. this position takes him deeper, deeper into your tummy where it feels like hes in your throat.

a loud whimper escaped his lips once the back of your thighs met his hips, his chest was rising and falling incredibily. he placed his hands on your hips and you started to ride him. lifting yourself up and dropping yourself down. pressing down and grinding against him. your clit catching the dark hairs resting on his pelvis.

with every movement his thighs jerked and trembled as he struggled to keep his composure. he would gasp, his eyes fluttering shut, Damn, pretty girl, yesyes- please, just like that!-

with every movement it felt like you were riding him for his literal life. that he had to grasp onto his very soul so you couldnt fuck it out of him. your cunt felt like heaven itself, something so precious that should be taken for granted. he arched his back, feeling his canines grow with the sudden need to be even closer to you. a strong wave of possessiveness that reeled him in, a primal instinct.

every movement had him gritting his teeth as his eyes rolled into the back of his head. every movement of your slutty hips-

suddenly you were on your back, flipped over and pinned under the large mass of your werewolf lover, with him growling visicously down into your face. he didnt let you catch your breath or even ask questions before he filled you up again. the pace brutal and unfeeling as he just rutted into you like a filthy dog off the street.

he pressed his dick so deep, that there was a bulge in your tummy, the action forcing a sob to escape from your throat.

he hoisted your thighs onto his arms and he pressed down untill his head rested in your neck, and your thighs are pressed into your tummy, his lips brushing your mark as he fucked you. every rut felt like someone was taking a rock and smashing it into your lungs before purposly taking their finger and stabbing your g-spot. he fucked you and it hurt.

it hurt so good.

he growled possessivly when you ran your fingers through his hair to calm him down, he growled when you pressed your lips into the side of his neck, by his ear. he growled- no he howled when you sinked your fangs into his neck, far deeper than anything has ever gone before and he whimpered patheically as he came. the bite suprising him but feeling so good where he saw white spots scattering his vision as he came.

the pup filled you up so good and just continued to rut into your body like a mindless doll, not knowing when to stop or even how to stop. he didnt hear your distant voice crying out for him to get ahold of himself when he leaned down to bite into the opposite side of your neck. his muzzle now smered with your blood. all he felt was a blinding white pleasure and not your hands slapping at his chest and pelvis to give up.

poor puppy..:(

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....e.... ....eating... *hangs head in shame* eating people and cleaning up the mess.

[vivwritesfics]

Hungry Like The Wolf

Chapter Sixteen

She hadn't seen her best friend, Lando, in years. She didn't run into him the last time she was visiting her father and she doubted she'd see him this time. Things were different now. She wasn't aware of his furry little problem. Just like she wasn't aware of the vampires plaguing the town.

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Vampire!Oscar x Reader x Werewolf!Lando

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Warnings: blood, injury

"I'm fine, Dad," she said, squeezing her eyes shut as she ignored the pain ripping through her arm. "I'm gonna stay with Lando for a little bit." 

Her dad released a sigh as Lando wrapped a bandage around the bite mark in her arm. "Honey, what's really going on?" 

She looked up, eyes meeting Oscar's. His pupils were blown wide, nostrils flaring. His control was slipping, and he had to get out of there. But he couldn't get to the door without passing her. The smell of her blood filled Lando's room. 

"I promise, Dad, everything is fine." She put the phone down after that, a low moan escaping her lips. 

Everything had been fine that morning. She had been in her house, collecting her jewellery from her dresser. It was a wonder nothing had been stolen. She stuffed it into her bag, including the necklace Oscar had given her just a few weeks before, and headed out. 

Wolves surrounded her house. She looked at all of them, but none of them had Lando's familiar brown fur. "Carlos?" She asked as she looked at the closest wolf, the one that seemed to be in charge. 

It it was Carlos, he wouldn't have lunged at her. If it was Carlos, he wouldn't have sank his teeth into her arm. A scream left her lips as she went down, trying with all of her might to get the wolf away from her. 

And then she heard it, wolf against wolf. Familiar brown fur came running towards her. He pushed the other wolf away and stood over her, protectively. 

It was a conversation, one that she wasn't privy to, one she couldn't understand. But she looked around. Werewolves fighting Werewolves and Vampires joining in. But the vampires had stopped, nostrils flaring as they turned towards her. 

Blood. It ran down her arm, staining the grass around her. Lando's pack dropped the other wolves (who immediately ran, their pack leader chasing after them), to concentrate on Mark and the rest of the Vampires. They wouldn't hurt her, not while the pack was there. 

"Fuck, baby," Lando whispered as he changed back. He didn't care that he was as naked as the day he was born. He picked her up and started running. 

The rational part of the Vampires brain seemed to return. They didn't chase after her, no matter how sweet her blood smelled, but a few of them (Charles and Yuki) ran to the patch of grass that held little droplets of blood. 

But then they stopped. "Oscar." Charles's voice was strained. Oscar had first claim to it. But, the moment that blood touched his lips, his control would slip. 

"I need to make sure she's okay," he choked out and took off, running for the pack house. 

Half of the pack had already returned by the time he got there. Alex gave a warning growl and Oscar nodded. He knew. 

When Carlos gave the order to let him pass, Alex stepped to the side. He let Oscar in, eyes following him as he ran towards, Lando's bedroom. He could do this. He could be around blood. He had control. 

But, as soon as she put the phone down, his time was up. He tried to get past, tried to get to the door, but the smell had him in its clutches. His eyes glowed as he took a step forward. 

Suddenly, his back his the wall. "Oscar," Lando whispered before he kissed him. 

Oscar's teeth poked Lando's lip, but he didn't mind. He pushed Oscar towards the door, getting him out of the room. "We love you, Osc," he said and shut the door in his face. 

The air was cleaner in the hallway. The scent of her blood no longer lingered in his nostrils. His head was clearer; he could finally think. 

He met Carlos's eye. From the bottom of the stairs, Carlos stared at him. "We're gonna talk about what just happened," he said. "Would you like to join us?"

Oscar followed him into the Pack House kitchen. Everybody had that same dishevelled look, Oscar was sure the Vampires looked the same. He took an unoccupied seat. "This what you do after every bad thing that happens? Sit around and have a mother's meeting?" 

"Osc!" Lando's voice sounded out from behind him. Oscar sucked in a breath and... 

Blood. Still lingering in the air. He stood so quickly as he looked at the two of them approaching him. He stood so quickly, backing away from them, his eyes blown wide. 

"Oscar," she said softly and stepped towards him. 

His chest was heaving as his back touched the wall. It wouldn't take much to rip off her bandage and see what was underneath. 

Suddenly, she was touching his face. "You're not gonna hurt me," she whispered, and his lip trembled. Her wound was so close to him, so close to his mouth. He grasped her wrist, touch gentle, and brought the wound up to his nose, breathing in the scent of her blood. 

But then, he stopped. His head hung as the tension left his body. "I should go," he said and dropped her wrist. "I'm... it's not safe right now." He pushed her hair behind her ear. "I don't wanna hurt you."

Her nod was reluctant, but Oscar was gone seconds later. The door swinging was the only indication he was ever there. 

"He was right," Carlos muttered from behind them. "It's not safe."

***

Home. 

A place where the sun kissed her skin every time she stepped out of the house. Her mum was there, her friends were there. The apartment she'd been missing while sleeping in her childhood bedroom was there. 

But they wouldn't be there. Lando and Oscar would be here. 

After meeting with the pack, Lando look her to the place her family had been staying. Anything left in her house was all things she didn't need. 

Her things were already packed up, so any goodbyes were quick. 

Lando stood in the doorway as she grabbed her bag. "What's going on?" Her dad asked, following her up to the spare room she had been sharing with Jack. 

He looked down the stairs, at Lando in the doorway. "Oh no, you're not staying at his." 

She released an exasperated sigh as she looked at Toto. "First off, I'm an adult and I can stay with whoever I want. Second, I'm going home, dad." 

Toto sucked in a breath. He knew this day was coming. But ever since she'd started seeing Lando and Oscar, he had just hoped it would prolong her stay. The day she was leaving had come around far too quickly. "Did something happen?" 

She shrugged her shoulders. Yeah, something did happen, but she couldn't tell her dad that. "It just... doesn't feel right that we're all staying at Uncle Fred's when I can go home." 

Toto looked down at Lando. "What about them?" 

She wrapped her arms around him. "I've got it." 

That was as much goodbye as they got. She threw her bag over her shoulder and marched down the stairs. 

Lando placed his hand on her back. "I'll follow you to the edge of town," he said lowly as he opened the driver's door of her car. 

She threw her bags into the back. "Tell Oscar I'm sorry," she mumbled as she threw her arms around him. 

Lando held her chin. "He knows it's for the best, baby," he whispered and leaned in to kiss her. His lips were soft against her own, and she ran her tongue along the bottom of his slightly pointed teeth. "We're gonna miss you, though." 

She sniffled as she leaned against her car. "Promise me you'll call."

"I promise." He dropped one last kiss to her lips. 

As she climbed into her car, Lando changed. He became a wolf, running after her car. She watched him in her mirrors until she left town. 

At the first rest stop, she stopped her car and cried. She pulled her phone from her pocket and looked at the screen through tear filled eyes. 

One message from lando, nothing from Oscar. She put her phone away and got back on the road. 

***

It had been a week. A week since she had gotten home, a week since she'd left her apartment. Time was moving too fast and too slow all at once.

Several times her mother had tried to check on her. She'd used her spare key to get in, but the door was bolted. 

This time, her mother's knocking was insistent. "Honey, let me in!" She shouted. No response from her daughter. A huff left her lips. She muttered something under her breath and the bolts slid back, the door unlocking itself. Picking up the bag of groceries, she let herself inside. 

Her daughter, huddled on the couch beneath too many blankets, didn't notice when she walked into the apartment. She pulled a face, the stale air putting a sour taste in her mouth. 

"You should go have a shower." 

Her daughter jumped, eyes wide as she turned to face her. "How the fuck did you get in here?" She asked quickly, pressing her hand to her chest. 

Her mother shrugged. "You weren't answering your phone." Completely dodging the question. "Now, go and shower. I'll make you something to eat."

Reluctantly, she crawled out from beneath her blankets. Her feet dragged as she trudged her way to the bathroom and climbed into her shower. 

The wound on her arm wouldn't scar. It hadn't healed properly yet, but it wouldn't scar. Part of her wished that it would, a permanent reminder of them. But it wasn't Lando's teeth marks in her skin. 

Her shower was longer than she wanted it to be. She dragged herself out from under the hot steam of water and wrapped her towel around her body. 

She sat there for a moment, shivering with her wet hair pressed against her back. Just once before she had showered with Lando and Oscar. Oscar was still cold, even under the stream of the hot water and they'd both laughed at him. 

Releasing a breath, she got changed back into her pyjamas and walked out into the living room. 

Her mother watched her as she placed the fillings into her sandwich. "I know you miss those boys," she said and placed the sandwich in front of her. "But you need to actually start taking care of herself." 

She took a reluctant bite of her sandwich, but she didn't have much of an appetite. Her mother watched her, unable to offer her words of comfort. 

But then, she stiffened up. "What on earth?" She whispered and looked at her daughter. They didn't get those around here. "Honey, why is there a vampire and a werewolf outside of your door?" 

She'd never moved so fast before. Her lunch was left discarded as she raced to the front door and pulled it open. 

Sure enough, there they both. Both of her boys looked at her, almost as if they couldn't believe that they had the right apartment. 

They were here. They were really outside of her apartment. Nobody quite knew what to say. Nobody said anything. Nobody had to. 

Oscar stepped forward. He took her into his arms and pulled her closer. Her gasp was cut off when he kissed her, holding her so damn tight. Almost as if he was afraid she'd disappear if he let go. 

When he pulled away, his forehead was against her own. "Please don't leave without saying goodbye," he whispered, voice trembling. 

She reached up and pushed her fingers through his hair. "Never again, Osc," she whispered and looked past him, looking at Lando. 

Oscar's hands were still on her waist as she stepped away from him and over to Lando. "Missed you too, Lan," she mumbled and pressed her head against his chest. 

"We just couldn't stay away," he replied and kissed the top of her head.

But then, it clicked. She turned on her heel, turned to stare at her mother. "Mum," she said, taking both of their hands and pulling them into her apartment. "How did you know they were outside? And how do you know what they are?" 

Her mother shrugged her shoulders. "A witch knows these things," she said casually, as if it was a normal remark. 

Suddenly, Lando was in front of her. "You're a witch?" He asked quickly, and her mother nodded. 

"This explains so much," Oscar whispered, pulling her close. "Why your blood smells so... sweet." 

"Shut up for a second," she muttered and squeezed his hand, assuring him that she loved him. 

Lando turned back to her mother. "If you're a witch, does that mean you can do a spell to protect our territories?" He asked, voice desperate. 

Her mother looked at her. She'd kept magic hidden from her daughter for so long, and here she was.  She swallowed and nodded. "Yes, I can do a spell to protect your territories." 

"Prove it."

It was said so quickly, she almost missed it. But she looked at her daughter, holding the hand of her vampire boyfriend while her werewolf boyfriend was standing protectively in front of her. She sucked in a breath and grabbed an apple from the fruit bowl. 

Before their eyes, it became a banana. "Holy shit," her daughter breathed. "You really are a witch." 

She swallowed and nodded. "Just like my mother and my grandmother. And, with training you could be too." 

Immediately, she shook her head. "No," she said, and Oscar squeezed her hand. "I don't want to. I don't want to be a witch."

"That's okay," her mother said. "You boys can sleep on the sofa. Tomorrow, we'll head back to town." 

'Sure,' both boys thought. 'We'll sleep on the sofa.'

But they did sleep on the sofa. An opportunity to join her in her bed was thwarted when her mother joined her, the two of them topping and tailing. But Lando and Oscar were fine, they had each other. 

The four of them set off early the next morning. She climbed into the back seat of Landos car, he and Oscar in the front. "How are you feeling?" Oscar asked, turning back to face her. 

She shrugged her shoulders. "My mum is a witch," she mumbled. "My mum is a witch and she never told me."

Oscar reached back and placed his hand on her knee. 

"You know," Lando started, staring into his rear view mirror. "If your mum does this spell, you can come back home. We can get a little place out in the woods and maybe a dog or something."

Suddenly, she and Oscar were laughing. "We already have a dog," he said and patted Lando's knee. "You're cute." 

They pulled in outside of the pack house, her mother pulling in behind them. "Sit tight," she said and grabbed a book from the passenger seat. "There's just some things I need to grab from town." 

"Do you know where you're going?" Lando asked, climbing out of the car. 

She waved them off. "I lived in this town for thirty years. I'm pretty sure I still know my way around town." 

The wait wasn't long. The three of them sat in the pack house, enjoying each other. Teeth and tongues clashed as the boys held her between them. 

But then her mother returned. They watched from the window as she sat up her candles and burnt her herbs. The rest of the pack was inside, watching as they were. Along with her herbs she had something from each boy, hair she had taken the boys from the night before. 

A spell, one to keep other werewolves and Vampires of their territories. She blew out her candles and stretched. There was something about this town, something that made her feel unwelcome. Maybe it was her ex husband, just outside of the woods. 

Her daughter walked out of the pack house, the werewolf and vampire behind her. "I take it you'll be staying," she said and her daughter gave a nod. 

"Just for the week," she said and Lando nudged her forward. She wrapped her arms around her mother. "Maybe a little longer." 

"Just be safe." 

As her mum climbed back into the car, she was lead back into the pack house. The three of them were silent on their walk back up to Lando's bedroom. Any conversation was to be private. 

Lando shut the door and the three of them were on each other. "It's finally safe," Oscar said as he sat on the bed and pulled her on top of him. "You can finally come home."

Home. 

It was her little apartment in her sunny hometown. 

And then it became her childhood bedroom. 

And now it was wherever Lando and Oscar were. 

FIN

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[possiblylando]

Who's the ghoul? [HTP;4 SPOILERS!]

Alright so Hunter the Parenting Episode 4 has been out for a bit. If you haven't watched Hunter the Parenting and are just seeing this for whatever reason like coincidence or following me... WATCH IT! I assure you it's worth it it's all on Youtube its great come on don't get spoiled here. Seriously SPOILERS FOR BASICALLY EVERYTHING IN EPISODE 4

Alright hopefully everyone who hasn't watched it is out of here and now watching it. We can start by establishing the suspects.

Now for what I hope are obvious reasons we can rule out every member of the D family. Door and Boy aren't even here anyway. As such our current list of possible suspects is;

Upper Management Occam Blacklaw Sr. Gloria Waters Wernon

Security Brock Spit Giles

Cleaners Amanda Matilda Students Elise Grimal Harry

Now who else can we rule out for sure? 1. Occam can be ruled out. He's the chapter leader and if he was the ghoul for whatever reason the information would already be out. Plus Occam is already a mage or sorcerer of some sort so I doubt he'd get trapped into becoming a Ghoul. 2. Blacklaw Sr. can be ruled out. While he has keys to whole building we knew exactly where he was the entire time the crimes were being committed. Alright so then who can we rule out based on intuition? 1. Harry was with Markus for most of the time so it likely isn't him. 2. Elise, While Big D did interrogate her first I feel like he would've had some more suspicion if he genuinely believed her to be the ghoul. As such we can shorten the list to the following;

Upper Management Gloria Wernon

Security Brock Spit Giles

Cleaners Amanda Matilda Students Grimal Now we can look at where everyone was known to be while Occam was in the vault.

During this time the ones left unaccounted for are Elise, Big D, Wernon, Gloria, Grimal, Occam (duh), Spit, and the Cleaners. For obvious reasons we can ignore Elise and Big D as we've ruled them out as suspects. Now we can also rule out Giles and Brock from the list as during the time Occam was attacked they were both accounted for. HOWEVER I want to talk about brock for a moment. While I doubt Brock is the ghoul there is a moment near the end of the episode I want to bring attention to. While Markus and Co are saving Grimal from being tortured, D absolutely rocks Brock to the point he gets slammed into a wall. Yet Brock gets up with very little damage and continues to brawl. This is very interesting as Brock is apparently stronger than Blacklaw. This could be ghoul strength but I doubt it since Brock is a VERY big guy. Also about Giles, We know his boss at the 99p store is related to the vampires. Either she's a vampire or just a ghoul I'm not 100% sure. So Giles would have the connections to become a ghoul however having multiple ghouls working at the same 99p store seems like a waste of resources. So I doubt he's the ghoul. So now our suspect list is;

Upper Management Gloria Wernon

Security Spit

Cleaners Amanda Matilda Students Grimal Now that we've narrowed down the list of suspects I doubt that the either of the Cleaners end up being the ghoul as while both would be fairly easy to get in the building they lack any real clearance to get into the archives. As such they would be little strategical use outside of minor surveillance. Additionally they have no way to gain access to the Archives. Now ime to talk about that final scene. Wernon being killed at the end of the episode is very interesting as it acts in contradiction to what happened to Occam. Occam was just knocked out but Wernon was EVICERATED yet Wernon is a much lower priority target than Occam. Now I doubt Spit is the ghoul because again how would he have access to the Archives. However I do think Spit is the one who killed Wernon. Perhaps Spit is a Werewolf or other weird being as they were very specifically pointed out as killing machines in the episode where Big-D tells Kitten about some stuff. At the very beginning of the episode we can see the moon is full.

The lighting is a bit weird in these early scenes as outside is very red and orange but in other scenes we can see the moon and it's detailing a bit better so this is certainly the moon. As such the circumstances exist for Spit to turn into a Werewolf and flip the fuck out. Given the fact Spit is absolutely losing it I doubt he did it intentionally either. That answers the question of what happened to Wernon, what about the ghoul. Currently these are the possibilities as I see them; 1. Wernon was the ghoul. He had the means to get into the Archives and attack Occam. He's advancing in age so becoming a Ghoul might help with that slightly which would supply a motive. If he brought Spit off to deal with him, then spit flipping out in self defense would continue to track with him being a possible werewolf. 2. Grimel is the ghoul. Grimel was acting a bit weird the entire episode and during the start when the ghoul was announced she looked very uncomfortable. Additionally she's spent a majority of the episode away from the rest of the group and was missing while Occam was attacked. When she was being "interrogated" by blacklaw she doesn't actually say she isn't the ghoul she changes the subject. However this again could be coincidence as she saw Amanda get fried. Additionally there is the issue of her not having access to the archives. 3. Gloria is the ghoul. This one I think is the least likely. The only real evidence for this is that she was willing to so quickly take control of the situation when Occam was passed out. Currently the odds as I see them are Wernon; 40% Grimel; 30% Gloria; 10% Anyone else; 20% However if it is Wernon that raises the question, What will the rest of this arc be about? If the ghoul is dead then the rest of the arc would have to be about sorting shit out and kinda loosing it at eachother. But again that seems weird right? Killing the culprit off? So I guess my final guess is; Grimal (MAYBE Wernon) is the ghoul Spit is a werewolf (or similar creature) Matilda is going to be important somehow

[writememysticfalls]

Toxic | Klaus Mikaelson

Summary: "I'm not a good man," Klaus whispered. "You should run away from me, as fast as you can."

Being Klaus's girlfriend feels amazing... until he loses his temper.

Pairing: Klaus Mikaelson x reader

Genre: Hot, angsty, Toxic relationship

Word Count: <1k

You were sat on the couch in the Mikaelson residence, gnawing at your fingernails. It was an old habit that only came back when you were extremely stressed.

You were waiting for your boyfriend Klaus to return home. He had entrusted you to look after his one year old daughter Hope whilst he was gone.

Klaus walked through the door. He pulled off his jacket and flung it onto the sofa.

"Hello, love," he said, smiling. "How was your day? I hope my little monster didn't give you too much trouble."

Klaus stood behind the couch where you were sitting. He leant down and kissed your cheek. His lips were soft, and his stubble tickled your skin pleasantly.

Klaus's lips roamed further down towards your neck, but you pushed him off.

"Sit down, Klaus. I need to tell you something."

Klaus's brow quirked up, but he obeyed, sitting beside you on the couch.

"Everything alright, love? You're shaking."

You bit your lip. "Okay, here goes. First thing's first - she's totally fine, completely healthy, snoozing away in her cot."

Klaus's brow went up. "Okay…"

You drew in a shaky breath. "But… and don't be mad, but… I left Hope alone for a minute and she knocked a glass off the table and cut her hand open."

Klaus's face fell. His features went from mildly confused to deadly serious in a second. His dark blue eyes bore into yours.

"What?" His voice was barely above a whisper. "You let Hope get hurt?"

"I'm so sorry, Klaus. I know it's the first time you've left her alone with me, and I really wanted to do a good job but… accidents happen. She's fine now, vampire healing and all!"

Klaus was eerily still.

You laughed nervously. "There was blood all over the carpet, but I've sent it to the dry cleaners."

Suddenly, Klaus reached forward and gripped your throat with his hand. He squeezed your neck tight, cutting off your breath.

"How dare you be so… nonchalant about harming my daughter!" he growled. Klaus's eyes turned an eerie luminescent yellow.

"Can't… breathe!" You gasped. You clawed at his hands around your throat, but Klaus’s vice like grip was unrelenting. Black spots filled your vision.

Klaus snarled, bearing sharp werewolf teeth. But then he saw the tears wetting your cheeks, and he snapped out of it. His eyes turned back to their natural blue, and he loosened his grip on your throat.

You jumped off the couch away from him, rubbing your neck.

"I said I'm sorry, okay?" You said, between fits of coughs.

"I leave you alone for one day with her and this is what happens?" Klaus hissed. "You're lucky it's me you told and not Hope's mother, because Hayley would have removed your head from your body by now!"

You wiped your tears. "I promise it'll never happen again."

Klaus stood up, he came towards you so that you were face to face. You tried your hardest not to shy away from his thunderous gaze.

Klaus brought his hand to your cheek. You flinched, unsure of what he would do. But Klaus just swiped your tears off your cheek with the pad of his thumb.

Your breath caught in your throat. Your boyfriend was so wild… so unpredictable. It was one of the things you found so irresistible about him. He made you feel alive.

Klaus's dark gaze fell on your lips, then skirted lower, across your neck, to your chest. You knew he could hear your heart accelerate.

"I'm not a good man," Klaus whispered. "You should run away from me, as fast as you can."

"Don't tell me what to do," you murmured. Your eyes slipped shut as Klaus ran his hand over the fresh bruises on your neck. He kissed your jaw solemnly.

"You must know something, Y/n…" Klaus said, as he unbuttoned the top two buttons of your thin white shirt.

"What?" You whispered, shuddering at his touch.

Klaus slid his hand under your shirt and placed his palm on your left breast, right over your heart.

"When I give you Hope, my heart is in your hands," Klaus said. "I hope I have not made a mistake in entrusting you with this responsibility."

Klaus's unsaid threat hung in the air. He could have your heart out in seconds.

You could feel the coarse skin of Klaus's palm on your chest. You could smell his scent, see his muscled shoulders rise and fall as he panted.

You should be scared, but right now, all you felt was one emotion, crippling and insatiable.

Desire.

You sprung up on your tiptoes and smashed your mouth against Klaus's, kissing him hard. Klaus grunted with surprise. Then, he pushed you against the wall. You kissed each other, opened mouthed and dirty.

Klaus's hand slipped under your bra as he squeezed your breast. The other hand gripped your waist, tight.

As you made out with Klaus against the wall, you opened your eyes, searching. You saw a silver blade resting on an ornate holder on the cabinet beside you.

You let Klaus kiss your neck as you stealthily reached your hand out to grasp the knife.

You took hold of the knife and plunged it into Klaus's side. You heard the squelching of flesh.

Klaus yelled and staggered backwards, gripping his side. You knew a stab with a metal knife wouldn't kill an Original, but that was not your intention.

"What was that for?" Klaus growled. He winced as he pulled the blade out of his waist. He dropped the bloodied knife onto the floor.

"Never manhandle me again, Klaus." You hissed. "I may be a human, but I can give as good as I can get. I said I'm sorry about Hope, so you need to grow up and accept my apology."

Klaus looked at you, hair falling wildly around your face, cheeks flushed dark, eyes glinting.

He smiled, dimples appearing on his stubbled cheeks. "I'm impressed, Y/n. I didn't know if you were fit to be my queen, but now I am sure."

You folded your arms, scowling.

Klaus stepped towards you, hands raised in surrender. "We all make mistakes. I'll admit, ever since Hope learnt how to crawl, I may have lost her more than once."

You sighed.

Klaus closed the gap between you. He wrapped his arms around you in a hug that was surprisingly tender.

"I am sorry for hurting you, Y/n. You have my word that I will not lay a finger on you ever again." He leant down to your ear. "Unless you beg for it."

Your breath hitched.

Klaus smirked. He put one hand around your waist and lifted you up into his arms. You wrapped your legs around his waist, smiling. Klaus held your entire body weight in one arm.

He pecked your lips. "Let me check on the little one and then I'm all yours, my darling."

You smiled. "I can think of nothing better. "

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[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

I'm doing a throwback to the start of this blog with the

Most Delicious Monster in the Dungeon Tournament 2024

This is the masterpost for the tournament. I'll pin it and update it with every new round, so you'll be able to find all polls easily.

The rules are very simple: You just vote for whichever monster you think tastes better, for whichever reason. The monster with the most votes advances to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged! Please put it in the body of the post so I can reblog it. I don't reblog propaganda from tags or replies.

Spoiler warning: This tournament contains material up to the end of the manga. If you haven't caught up yet, you may be spoiled.

Finale:

Basilisk vs Chimera Falin (Chimera Falin won)

Battle for the bronze:

Treasure insects vs Red dragon (Red dragon won)

Previous rounds under the cut

Semi-finals:

Basilisk vs Treasure insects (Basilisk won)

Chimera Falin vs Red dragon (Chimera Falin won)

Quarter finals:

Basilisk vs Cockatrice (Basilisk won)

Treasure insects vs Walking mushroom (Treasure insects won)

Barometz vs Chimera Falin (Chimera Falin won)

Red dragon vs Minotaur (Red dragon won)

Round 3:

Demon vs Basilisk (Basilisk won, surprisingly)

Jackalope vs Cockatrice (Cockatrice won)

Dungeon rabbit vs Treasure insects (Treasure insects won)

Walking mushroom vs Phoenix (Walking mushroom won)

Barometz vs Nightmare (Barometz won)

Chimera Falin vs Familiar (Chimera Falin won)

Red dragon vs Sea serpent (Red dragon won)

Chimera Laios vs Minotaur (Minotaur won)

Round 2, part 2:

Barometz vs Kelpie (Barometz won)

Succubus vs Nightmare (Nightmare won)

Mimic vs Chimera Falin (Chimera Falin won)

Dire wolf vs Familiar (Familiar won)

Red dragon vs Flying pig (Red dragon won)

Sea serpent vs Leviathan (Sea serpent won)

Hippogriff vs Chimera Laios (Chimera Laios won)

Minotaur vs Doppelganger (Minotaur won)

Round 2, part 1:

Demon vs Man-eating plant (Demon won)

Basilisk vs Wyvern (Basilisk won)

Jackalope vs Tentacles (Jackalope won)

Mandrake vs Cockatrice (Cockatrice won)

Dungeon rabbit vs Shapeshifter (Dungeon rabbit won)

Green dragon vs Treasure insects (Treasure insects won)

Walking mushroom vs Living picture (Walking mushroom won)

Phoenix vs Undine (Phoenix won)

Round 1, part 4:

Red dragon vs Big walking mushroom (Red dragon won)

Flying pig vs Fish-man (Flying pig won)

Sea serpent vs Ghost vs Huge scorpion (Sea serpent won)

Leviathan vs Eastern dragon (Leviathan won)

Hippogriff vs Bicorn vs Magic mirror (Hippogriff won)

Chimera Laios vs Ice golem (Chimera Laios won)

Minotaur vs Warg (Minotaur won)

Hag vs Doppelganger (Doppelganger won)

Round 1, part 3:

Barometz vs Changeling vs Ivy tentacles (Barometz won)

Kelpie vs Fairy (Kelpie won)

Golem vs Succubus (Succubus won)

Nightmare vs Wurm (Nightmare won)

Mimic vs Unicorn (Mimic won)

Chimera Falin vs Gargoyle (Chimera Falin won)

Dullahan vs Dire wolf (Dire wolf won)

Familiar vs Giant parasite (Familiar won)

Round 1, part 2:

Dungeon rabbit vs Griffin vs Ghoul (Dungeon rabbit won)

Shapeshifter vs Green slime (Shapeshifter won)

Green dragon vs Huge spider (Green dragon won)

Treasure insects vs Skeleton vs White dragon (Treasure insects won)

Harpy vs Walking mushroom (Walking mushroom won)

Living picture vs Dungeon cleaners (Living picture won)

Phoenix vs Mermaid (Phoenix won)

Undine vs Eyes of the magician (Undine won)

Round 1, part 1:

Demon vs Bladefish vs Dryad (Demon won)

Werewolf vs Man-eating plant (Man-eating plant won)

Basilisk vs Coatl (Basilisk won)

Wyvern vs Giant frog (Wyvern won)

Living armour vs Jackalope (Jackalope won)

Tentacles vs Jack Frost (Tentacles won)

Mandrake vs Big bat (Mandrake won)

Kraken vs Cockatrice (Cockatrice won)