#went through all stages of grief

[captain-lessship]

She was more than Mommy… she was mother.

But seriously, she meant more to me than any other character and for her death to happen cut me so deep that I still ain’t recovered. She was a authoritative woman yet she cared about others more than herself. Even in her last moments, she only thought of guiding Momo and the others.

Her death also means that Aizawa and Hizashi are the only ones left of their highschool friend group and that hurts.

[imnotditzy]

I cannot stop laughing at the how insane Captain looks with DTC.

Their constantly at each others throats too,

(Cap’s resting his head on his palm, the leagues talking about taxes or something — Blly asked DTC what’s their favorite animals are and Zeus said a dinosaur)

Mercury: Zeus, I believe the boy means ‘living’ animals

Zeus: 😐

Hercules: I don’t mind lions, though I had to strangle one once.

Billy: You strangled a lion?

Hercules: It was a debt of my twelve labors.

Billy: …

Billy: You’re broke? Hercules: …

Hercules: 👺

Achilles: Is that twelve more labors I see?

Solomon: I’d choose ant. Zeus: Ant?

Solomon: Yes.

Zeus: No.

Solomon: Pardon?

Zeus: No. I will not be ridiculed for my choice when you chose an Ant. An ant, Solomon. Why? It’s barely on Earth.

Solomon: It’s respectable; It’s one of the most hard working things on earth, yet it’s the size of a crump.

Zeus: It would get organ failure over a crumb.

*dramatic gasps like their on a reality tv show*

Billy (looking scandalized while Batman drones on about tax breaks): 😧

[1-jar-of-stars]

yall need to stop making ao3 trend just because because my heart DROPPED

[shoganaiiii]

human al

[fucking-the-patriarchy]

Cleo: Hey guys, my computer died so I’m sending in a replacement for this week!

Limited Life members: Oh got it, no problem, but who-?

Gem: Hello!

Bdubs who watched her most recent Hermitcraft episode:

Scar, who got beaten by her in a bow fight:

Tango, having flashbacks to Tango’s Trials:

Impulse, remembering his head in her dungeon:

Joel, Martyn, and Jimmy, all remembering her kills on them in MCC:

Grian, remembering Champ the Frog:

Lizzie, confused:

Etho, who was annihilated by her a literal week ago: …shit

[strayklds]

han / social path recording behind

[royalarchivist]

Pac: HEY CALM— ...What is this, man? I just asked to give him a hug!

Pac may be dedicated to the slowburn, but Sims Fit and Pac sure aren't.

[xjade-lotusx]

I know we all think the Night Nurse is like the "villain" of the story for trying to break our boys up but listen, girl was just trying to do her job. She's probably the most relatable character to us living under the heel of Capitalism, going about our day, working our little 9 to 5's. To her, Charles and Edwin are the equivalent of an annoying customer you have to deal with, lest you get fired. I'd be pissed if I was her too.

[sensei-twinkles]

Happy Halloween!! 🎃✨

This year I finally had enough time to do a carving this year so why not two? And of course it was them, who else if not them

[boimann]

my heavymedic dreams finally came true today

i wanted to play some zombie infection mode so i loaded into Sanitarium.

first thing i hear as i spawn in is someone in voice chat telling everyone to go to the elevetor so we can have a dance party in there, so i go because that sounds fun and that's when i see him, this beautiful heavy. it was love at first sight.

As soon as he sees my name (kissing heavy sloppy style) he asks in voice chat if someone can put on some romantic elevator music and he starts getting really close and making kissy noises.

I, of course, am head over heels for him and i start pocketing him.

Together we start causing havoc. He protects me, i heal him, he throws me sandwitches, every time he adresses me he calls me "my love" and of course every time one of us dies the other goes back to the elevator and waits for him to respawn and reunite.

We danced in the elevator a lot and chat was surpriseingly supportive of our little love story.

He even took me out to dinner to the truck next to spawn that has a cauldron on the truck bed. He got very protective when a demo started staring at us, he killed him for me and claimed the kill in my honour.

but alas all good things must come to an end.

At the start of the next round he told me that he had completed his contract and that he was going to change map, with that he bid me ferwell and made one last kissy noise before he left.

i will always cherish those moments we had together,

i will never forget you my love <3

[buttercup-barf]

Yes, this is an Open Season poster reference. No, I won't be elaborating.

[clownsuu]

Oh please show us more clymene moth! Howdy concepts and how others react around him when they learn what may happen before it happens (or more reactions to when it has already happened, cause angst + this amazing artstyle is beautiful x3)

Ok sooooooo I made a lil iddy biddi emo sketch comic cause I got heckin bored and wanted a lil bit of angst (just a wee bit)

cw that angsty emo shid

Couldn’t stop giggling drawing emo Frank JDHCHDCHHDEJCNN

[darkeyedreamer14]

POV. You're both a blonde, blue themed capitan, with some messed up age and a friend who supposedly "died" during the war but then came back missing a limb/limbs and you somehow ended up on opposite sides of the fight, and also a different friend who you fought one war with and another war with their child/children

And obviously, I had to add this as well

[amanitacurses]

"Okay! Off to change the past, then!"

[hanfocus]

HAN / 2019AAA IN VIETNAM [ INTRO + DOUBLE KNOT + MIROH ]

+ BONUS

[canisalbus]

forgive me if this has been answered previously, but what were the circumstances around vasco finding out about machete's death? i'm heartbroken but fascinated to think about what his immediate reaction could have been

They don't live together, Vasco was at home in Florence at the time. Either someone who knew of their relationship managed to alert him of the murder, or he showed up in Rome to visit him just like countless of times before, and one time he was just gone. He would've missed the funeral for sure, and since Machete doesn't have family, his belongings would most likely end up escheated and subsequently liguidated by the church. He certainly wasn't remembed fondly, for the most part it was like he had never been there in the first place.

I don't want to get into the details but of course he was devastated. The threat of death was a constant presence in Machete's later years, he survived at least a couple of assassination attempts and his health kept getting worse. I think he tried to keep Vasco in the dark about how bad things were exactly, but Vasco didn't miss how his fear of death ramped up in intensity towards the end. So it wasn't a complete surprise when he found out they had finally gotten him. For a long time he had hard time not blaming himself for it, thinking whether he could've done something to prevent the outcome, whether his presence would've changed how things played out. Over the years he learned to live with the sudden and violent end of their relationship, but the first few years were extremely rough, the whole ordeal broke him in unprecedented ways and he never fully recovered to his previous state.