#Billy doesn’t need tv when he’s got the tv streaming 24/7 and no way to turn it off
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imnotditzy · 5 months ago
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I cannot stop laughing at the how insane Captain looks with DTC.
Their constantly at each others throats too,
(Cap’s resting his head on his palm, the leagues talking about taxes or something — Blly asked DTC what’s their favorite animals are and Zeus said a dinosaur)
Mercury: Zeus, I believe the boy means ‘living’ animals
Zeus: 😐
Hercules: I don’t mind lions, though I had to strangle one once.
Billy: You strangled a lion?
Hercules: It was a debt of my twelve labors.
Billy: …
Billy: You’re broke? Hercules: …
Hercules: 👺
Achilles: Is that twelve more labors I see?
Solomon: I’d choose ant. Zeus: Ant?
Solomon: Yes.
Zeus: No.
Solomon: Pardon?
Zeus: No. I will not be ridiculed for my choice when you chose an Ant. An ant, Solomon. Why? It’s barely on Earth.
Solomon: It’s respectable; It’s one of the most hard working things on earth, yet it’s the size of a crump.
Zeus: It would get organ failure over a crumb.
*dramatic gasps like their on a reality tv show*
Billy (looking scandalized while Batman drones on about tax breaks): 😧
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