#wendy patch

[oasisdawn]

Loner [3]

Okay so here we are in the house of chaos. Unfortunately Wendy did not contract flu from Denise and will be around to walk into people's houses uninvited for another round *facepalm*

Good job Ajay. This is a nice and spacious apartment but controlling 5 people here is a hassle. I wonder if they'll be able to save up enough money to move into a nice house of their own at some point.

Someone has a little kiddie crush (that's Titania and Oberon's daughter)

noice. she is climbing those career steps so effortlessly. (think Ajay might be a little jealous)

No matter tho he will still boink her. I put them on birth control. I have had enough of Loner babies. no more!

cute

Double promotion! Unfortunately even with this, with an almost 5k weekly rent it's very hard for them to save up money

They both had wants to get married but no wants for a party so I went with a simple ceremony with just their kiddos. It is kind of cute

Oops forgot Leo had to grow up in the meantime

The only kid to receive attention from a parent. How did she manage to take care of the first two on her own (while pregnant at the half of it) I'll never know. You annoy me when im in other people's rounds but you've my respect former DJ townie Wendy

Yay!! Finally teenagers

Bahahahahaha ofc what else could they be? They're 100% their mother

They both want to date Cassie lol and Adam even has negative chemistry with her. She is a knowledge sim tho so these guys running after her might be her only chance at some love.

Olive's daughter was also here. I'm kind of loving the next generation. It's gonna be fun when I put them all together somewhere

End of their round. It was not easy to get through but I managed!

[meegan420]

🍂Happy Autumn 🍂 South Park/South Paws 🐾

[readingoals]

This was cute!

Dear Wendy follows two aro/ace characters who become friends without realising they're also in something of an online feud.

I enjoyed it mostly - I thought the characters were great, I liked their little online drama, though I felt it could have been pushed a little further maybe? Or maybe there just needed to be more development of the relationship in general? but I really liked getting to read about a queerplatonic sort of a relationship developing. The side characters were all good too. It was incredibly easy to read and overall I had a really good time with it. I think you can tell it's a debut but thats fine.

But, idk, something about the book also rubbed me the wrong way. I think it fell into a trap that a lot of (YA) a-spec books can fall into of wanting to explain every single aspect of being aro and/or ace, even if they don't all fit the characters. And to an extent it was fine here because of the club they were involved in, so you could hear other a-spec charatcers discussing their own thoughts, but I do think patches sounded very tumblr post-y and kinda whiny and it could have been edited back a bit. And look maybe thats cos I'm older so those sorts of things don't feel as big to me as they might have if I'd known I was aro when I was 19. I find I have this problem with a lot of the a-spec stuff I read and I have to imagine it's an age thing because so many a-spec books, especially the popular ones, are YA.

But I also didn't love the brand of feminism this book portrayed which, idk could again be an age thing. But when you have a scene with a 12 year old boy telling his older sister that all men suck, eugh. Thats fucked actually? Thats about when I started losing interest and just wanted to get the book finished.

I ended up giving this a 3.5 stars. I think there was some really good moments and a fun plot, it was just brought down a bit by the execution. I hope Zhao writes more though, I'd be interested in reading more from her in the future!

[mysteriouspersonrambles]

Happy Birthday Mabel and Dipper take this ok pencil and ink drawing to celebrate your special day!

And as bonus have unoriginal designed drawing of them as 25 year olds (that’s crazy how old they are now)

[that-hippy-dippy-christian]

POV: Big Corporations Trying To Engage In Meme Culture.

(I’ll Give Duolingo A Pass Tho, Because They’re actually funny.)

[shhh-secret-time]

To be honest, stardew valley has me in such a chokehold. It always has, even before the 1.6.

In such a way that my brain wants to smash my hyperfixation into it. So late at night I'll be awake thinking of this stardew/south park mashup.

Call that bad boy Star Park AU.

But no brain! Bad! We already have too much going on! You have a Secret Soulmate AU. Fantasy AU, A Cowboy AU story staring Kenny that's still in the outline phase, and these one shots!

(Look at the tags to watch me descent into madness)

[nenoname]

forever lamenting the lack of stan + wendy b plot. it would've done so much good for their characters and dynamic

especially when stan was sorely lacking in direct moments with wendy and soos, and wendy really needed more moments defining her outside her friendship with dipper cos like. she only really got that moment in the last mabelcorn and that's basically it ://///

alex: what's that you say? you want twenty more stories for pacifica instead?

[bmpmp3]

punk patch makers and doujin circles really have it figured out. if something you like doesnt have accessible merch just make it urself <3

[freebooter4ever]

where the hat lives when not on my head - see can you imagine a stark white or black plain hat there? no, the soft cream fuzzy corduroy makes so much more sense.

i actually... i did consider buying the white geno penguin one just to draw/color portraits of him all over it. but then i thought it might be kinda weird and didnt know what i would do with it when i finished and im no good at managing to be quick enough to buy that limited edition stuff anyway. always sells out so fast.

[moonsgreendawn]

drew this a while ago, but wendy!!

[2kkiupdates]

qxy patch and irl stuff stopping me from playing at all ...... this is so sick and twisted

[oasisdawn]

Loner-Patch [2] - Part 3/3

[Part 2]

Thank god we have a doctor here to help with the birth - he's also Brandi's boo

Right, I named the baby Leo.

They decided it was time to get engaged after 3 kids

[beebeeswee]

✨just dragon slayer things✨

they're all hoarders. we've seen natsu's house, which is just a giant scrapbook. but i can see gajeel picking up loose screws off the pavement, wendy's pockets being full of shiny rocks and seaglass, or sting's house being filled with sun/light catchers.

they're always putting things in their mouths. wendy was a thumbsucker, laxus is a gum chewer, cobra is a biter, rouge chews the end of pencils when he's thinking and if natsu doesn’t have enough hands to carry something, he’ll just hold it in his mouth.

lizards are cold blooded, and while the dragon slayers DO generate internal heat (since they have human bodies) they're still drawn to the sun. lying in patches of sunlight like cats and sunbathing in the summer.

this carries over into winter, they get cold SO easily. they eat more in winter too, and laxus the diva won't ever take jobs in cold climates (that fur coat is fashion/function).

subtle or extreme emotions are almost always communicated through animalistic sounds. natsu and gajeel growl and roar, erik hisses, and while carla has mostly trained it out of wendy, if she's really surprised or scared the sound she makes is less like a human shout and more like a bark/yelp, or a whimper when she's sad or fearful.

they are very sensory seeking. hands in running water, standing in the breeze, stepping on the pavement a certain way, fidgeting, weighted blankets, jumping and hanging off stuff, listening to music way too loud.

this also means that have strong sensory avoidances. gajeel HATES getting his hair cut, natsu hates the feeling of heavy clothes, erik hates loud noises, rouge doesn't like bright lights (apart from sting's, since he's so accustomed to it), wendy is sensitive to sudden temperature changes

They're very protective of each other. they're like a pack. this also means that they're protective of each other's partners. rouge might not know levy, but he walks her home after late night trips to the library, completely silently. it unnerved her the first time, but now she enjoys the company and he lets her talk in any language she wants. laxus will watch dozens of people struggle to reach things only his giant self can without helping, but will pass things down for Lucy without her asking. wendy and freed's underrated friendship! he thinks he's taking care of wendy because she's his boyfriend's little sister, and she thinks she's protecting her brother's boyfriend - which results in them being drawn to each other in anxious situations, sitting next to each other in unfamiliar or loud places.

[archangeldyke-all]

sorry I JUST sent you an ask but I just thought of Silco and Reader being like two catty old ladies- absolute besties that will catch up over a glass of wine and gossip like in that one clip where Wendy Williams says “Guess who’s jealous of Adele? BEYONCÉ.” And Silco just GASPS

GOD AS:DFKSD

men and minors dni

okay 'cause here's the thing, as much as sevika LOVES gossiping and gossip in general, she's terrible at it.she can keep a secret to her grave, and she's incredibly intuitive and good at reading people, but she refuses to prod into people's business.

so it's no wonder that the two people she's closest to in the world are huge gossips.

there are a lot of upsides to it. you, silco, and sevika can almost always be found bitching after a hard week together, trading little bits of gossip about the people around town and cackling together as you joke and unwind.

sevika loves that you and silco are close outside of her. it makes her feel like she's got her own little family.

and it's surprisingly helpful in her line of work to always be up to date on who's fucking, and who's fighting.

but, then again... being close with two expert gossipers means sevika's never able to keep a secret from one of you for long.

she'll be having a rough period, think she's hiding it well, then silco will approach her by the end of the day with a grimace and a cigar. "your wife told me about your condition this week. i apologize for making you work so hard today, i wasn't aware."

if she and silco get in an argument that lasts longer than two days, you're always sure to stick your nose in their business and sort it out for them.

"sevika, you've got dinner with silco tonight. he's taking you to an apology steak night. he's got his statement all written out, i'm sure you'll accecpt." you tell her on her way out of the door in the morning.

sevika sputters. "what makes you so sure?!"

"i helped him write it! i know you-- i know how to patch things up with 'ya." you tease, pinching her cheek.

sevika just scowls and takes off for work, your giggle replaying like music in her head for the rest of the day.

and sometimes, really, all sevika wants to do is spend time with you, but you're too busy talking shit with silco.

"so... guess who's jealous of ran?" silco asks slowly as he lights up a cigarello.

sevika watches with a mixture of exhaustion and adoration as you lean forward in your chair, gasping an excited, "who!?"

"theiram!"

you burst into applause and laughter, and sevika groans and rolls her eyes, joining you on the couch for a night of gossip she's certain to fall asleep half way through.

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[senipsenipsenip]

UGH just thinking about Ford coming back and having this skewed memory of Stanley being impulsive and selfish then seeing the way he interacts with Dipper and Mabel and Wendy and Soos and realizing Stan patched together a home for himself with the scraps of love he always wished he got from his own and realizing Stan still showed that love for him and hadn’t given up and there’s still time to patch themselves back together and am I coherent am I eating drywall

[citricacidprince]

i beg of u..... tell us more about your relativity falls au wendy.........

Relativity Falls Wendy I loooooove you <333

She does woodworking with her brothers and is a pretty laid back mom in her 40s, she just wishes her son would stop fucking trying to fight bears in the woods and just break into a abandoned building or talk to kids his age like a normal teen!

Honestly, think Vidalia from Steven Universe, that’s the vibes I imagine for her!

She’s real close to Mabel Mason, finding all of his accessories and handmade nicknacks adorable and trusts him to keep her son in check! (Tho, she did lightly threaten Mason that if anything happened to her son that something very bad would happen to Mason, no pressure tho lol)

She has scrunchies in her hair from Mason, they’re handmade and are a pretty shade of light green!

She doesn’t have a husband and never did and never will, she’s happy being a single and able to do whatever the hell she wants! (Aromantic Bisexual Wendy for the winnnnnn)

Dan and her younger brothers give her gray hairs with how often they come up to her banged up and bleeding. She literally took a first aid course just so she patch them up and stop having to take them to hospital every other week. It’s one of the reasons she wants Dan to just hang out with kids his age and stop trying to crack rocks with his skull in the woods before she gives herself a heart attack!