#well??

[agent-stone]

CONGRATS ON YOUR MARRIAGE STONE

does this make you a robotnik or a stone-robotnik

or did he take your last name?

or did neither of yall change names

- 🥀

I think we're gonna keep the same name arrangements we have now in the contract... unless I'm feeling petty.

-- Schrödinger's Stone-Robotnik

[girrldrool]

i need a crush or i'm going to go insane fr

[kimsmingyu]

you're already inside mine

DO U WANNA GET MARRIED

[falllpoutboy]

they hated jesus bc he told the truth

[canarypost]

id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

[shamebats]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[wishfulsketching]

Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

Extra doodles:

Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

@jusaleetleguy

an oldie but a goodie

[captainobviois]

Training my parents to be funnier

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[emolgana]

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[illmissyoutiktok]

Musician: Jesse Welles

Posted 11Dec2024

[teaboot]

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all