blessings from a dragon and his robots (Lanayrulie)
As the chain fights a group of the Shadow’s moblins, a familiar strike of lightning comes to save them. Hyrule, exhausted from overuse of healing magic, is taken away by his dragon companion to recover.
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Loving the idea of a character A with a huge bladder, who never needs to go, never needs to worry about it, drinking like tons of liquids.
And then they go out, I'm thinking car or something. But before leaving B turns to A like "Go pee before we leave," And A is like "Nah I'm fine I don't need to go, I have a big bladder" yada yada.
B insist a bit "You can just go to be safe."
"Nah nah I am fine"
"If you're sure." B relents but turns stern. "I won't be stopping until we're there."
"I won't need you to."
Then they get in the car and barely 15 minutes after leaving A starts to feel the tingle that they might want to go. Okay so maybe they should've gone like B had suggested. But it wasn't a problem they could easily hold it.
Over the next hour or so the pressure keeps building and they are now really regretting not relieving themselves before they left and by now definitely would've asked for a pee break.
But B told them they won't and they don't want to deal with the "I told you so." so they try to hide the issue. Quickly growing desperate.
Now now, I'm imagining B to notice A's squirming which really isn't as subtle as they think.
They know what they said, but they don't exactly want A to have an accident either. At the same time B can clearly tell A is embarrassed so they are not quite sure how to bring up the elephant in the room. Though they keep their eyes open for options for A to pee, so they can immediately act when A speaks up.
But A doesn't. Keeps their mouth shut, squirming in their seat. The effort to hold in clearly showing in their body language.
B notices a parking lot where they can stop for A, and makes the decision for A to stop there and tell them to just go.
But just as B makes that decision A finally speaks up. "B." They say in a quiet voice, suppressing their distress but it still shines through. "I know you said you wouldn't stop, but-"
"Yeah yeah, we're stopping at that parking lot"
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part of a nina x joy one-shot I def didn’t write
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“Have you read those books,” Joy asked, “the ridiculous ones where it’s like ‘and there was only one bed.’”
“Yeah,” said Nina. “It’s so silly.”
“So silly,” Joy agreed.
Silence pressed down on her like an elephant, so she kept talking. “They’re always like, ‘Oh, it’s so cold. We should sleep close for warmth.’”
Nina laughed. “Meanwhile there’s a whole fire on the hearth. Like, it’s so warm in here.”
“Exactly,” said Joy.
Nina turned on her side toward Joy, but Joy felt a very strong need to stay on her back.
“Or it’s the enemies thing where they pretend they don’t want to share the bed,” said Nina. “And the guy’s like, ‘I’ll sleep in the bathtub.’”
“Oh my god yes,” Joy giggled. “And then the girl’s like, ‘No don’t that’s so uncomfortable.’ And then they totally hook up with each other.”
She heard Nina clear her throat a bit. “Yeah,” she said. “I mean, I wouldn’t even mind sleeping in our bathtub. It looks sorta comfy.”
“I was thinking the same thing,” Joy said. Quickly, she amended, “I mean, neither of us would have to, obviously.”
“Obviously,” said Nina.
Joy broke her rule. She flipped over onto her side. The space between them was fine. Plenty of room.
“Oh my god,” Joy said, “and there’s always the internal monologue, where the main character is like ‘I wonder what it would be like to kiss them?’”
Nina smiled. “Totally,” she giggled.
She was quiet for a moment, but then she added,“We’re in the clear there, too. I mean, we already know what that’s like.”
Her words hung in the air between them. The darkness, the snowfall, the warmth in the room…
“Yeah, we do,” Joy said.
It felt like the world had stopped spinning for a moment just so Joy could rationalize her next decision. And rationalize she did.
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I work a lot. Like too much. There are days where every muscle and joint in my body hurts. But I know if I get 1 more job done faster or work 1 more hour I can put food on someone else's table or help keep a roof on someone else's head and that's what keeps me going. I just wish my taxes also went to helping others.
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okay yall so fun fact, when i was in elementary school, we had this "wax museum" where the students would dress up as a character/ person they really liked and act like statues. when someone came up to you, you would "unfreeze" and begin talking about who you're supposed to be...
so i dressed as sally ride, the first female astronaut to go to space in 1983.
only now, because of ONE tiktok i found in a youtube compilation ( https://youtu.be/b9uWLiD4jos ) that i realize that sally ride was actually lesbian!!!!
i realized i had feelings for females and feminine presenting enbies in like middle school.
HOLY SHIT SALLY RIDE WAS PART OF MY GAY AWAKENING AND I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT TILL NOW 😭😭😭
LOVE YALL<333
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