#well not like this for 350 dollars
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In my dream last night I went to the store to get ouaw action figures that sort of looked like those funko ones and they were like. Really shitty and charming in that funko way. And also 350 dollars for all of them. Anyway here's what they looked like vaguely (yes they were packaged exactly like this)
#honestly id kill for ouaw action figures but#not like this#well not like this for 350 dollars#sorry if you bought them all together it was actually 111 dollars#but then you'd get frosty twice so#you could not buy one frosty#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#morning frost#gricko grimgrin#gideon coal#torbek#shitty doodle
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mmm if i asked for like 12 dollars on here to cover wifi would anyone be willing to spare... sniffles
#i used to get a fat discount on wifi for being on food stamps and shit. but they killed that law recently#so now. it's a whopping‚ 72 dollas. and im at 61 KGJSNFNF (the extra dollar would be for the horrors of paypal sending fees)#it's not like a Huge deal i could probably scrounge up the money rq. this month has just been yet another hard hitter 🫠#and it ain't over yet we're getting orb spayed and vaxxed and getting dragon and sven looked over at a vet in pa#it was honestly kinda sweet I told them about how i suspect dragon has a toothache#and she was like. it can be a bit steep if we have to remove a tooth... like 350 usd...#and i. am so used to the Menace Behaviour of our local vet. that that sounded like a DREAM#when we went to the shelter to drop off the kittens the owner told me that. there's a fb page#called victims of valley vet ovva. they got a whole HATE PAGE for this tiny vet in fuckall ny. that's how bad it is#with like 800 members. dude i think every town near it is like 3000 each. esp here in our town#so like. a drive to pa is Well Worth It bc my god#but i'm rambling. point is there's gonna be a few more dents in both our wallets so if anyone can spare a good like 12 dollars#so i can live peacefully with a whopping 0 dollars in my bank account but also internet. well that would be very appeaciated : )
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#hm. im in limbo. but at least i can draw again at last. ive never spent so long not wanting to draw. it was terrible#my job search lasted 4 days before i secured a position at target but i dont start until the 26th so im drifting until then#it feels so weird. like i dunno. i keep thinking abt jobs in a weird way now bc i just sorta drifted into what i do#weird academic stuff but i think most jobs arent like being a grad student and that never really occured to me#i dunno why. i could have done so many things but here i am. an ecologist mostly. i dunno. well see what the summer brings#maybe ill grow some social skills. its sorta weird but like the medication has made my head less terrible with intrusive thoughts. like i#can actually drive my car without hyperventilating which is fucking wild. so Maybe ill grow some confidence abt interacting with the world#going back in the fall still seems impossible rn but so does starting a job somewhere else. but i dunno#not where i expected to be in my life. im just lucky i dont have to worry much abt money#especially bc i got an ultrasound done so they cold make sure something wasnt wrong with my uterus#and its fine. guess it just hates me but that means i spent like 350 dollars for a 10min scan that showed nothing#ay. the us medical system#anyway. i guess ill continue drifting until the 26th#probably i should find something to do. or work on my old unpublished data#unrelated
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working for rich people
#like. what do you mean you just have 1 MILLION dollars to spend on a house youre making into an airbnb (😒) laying around#what do you mean the property right now before renovations is making you $12k a month#what do you mean you make around $350 a night for your other property which means you make like $10k+ a month for that one as well#becoming fucking feral.#j.txt
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6/2 Update: Security deposit has been paid!! Thank you so much to everyone for the help 💚 I still have to pull together all of June rent for my current place which is $675. Thank you everyone for all of the help so far 💚
I’m asking for help with June rent, which is $675 and needs to be paid ASAP.
Cashapp https://cash.app/clawshot
venmo https://venmo.com/rmck89
ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/roebeanstalk
Any help at all is super appreciated. Every dollar adds up, and shares are so helpful too. I know that I’ve received so much help from people in the past and I can’t thank you all enough. I hope that this is the last of these that I have to do.
Needs:
June rent: $23/$675
Security Deposit: $495/495 Paid 💚
Bonus:
July rent (First month at new place): $495
Movers + Uhaul: $300-350
More info on my situation under the cut!
Thank you so, so so much.
I have a history of mental health issues, and as a result I have a very difficult time getting and maintaining employment. My mental health also impacts my ability to keep up with and complete freelance/commission work in a timely manner. While I have made some incredible steps forward lately thanks to the right combo of therapy, medication, and a support system, I am still not at a point where I am self-sufficient yet. I am getting there – and I am committed to keep trying no matter what.
Original post blurb, taken out of main post since deposit has been paid:
My landlord has decided not to move forward with me as a tenant due to my history with payment/mental health. While this is frustrating as heck, it’s allowed me to find a better, more affordable housing situation. I have signed a lease at a new place and move in July 1st!Once the deposit is paid, my space on the lease is officially secured and I am good to go. This is the main thing that I am looking for help with.
Why I need help:
This new housing situation is incredible for me – it’s a room in a quiet house with two other queer folk, and the rent is very affordable compared to my current situation. The new place is $485/month, the current place is $675/month. Even with utilities, my total overhead for shelter will cost less than rent at my current place. If I can secure my spot in this house and move forward, I see such a clear path forward for me in terms of self-improvement and self-sufficiency.
For the first time in 15 years, I feel like I can tackle the things ahead of me. If you’re able to help out I would really, really appreciate it.
What I’m doing:
I am job hunting for something that works well for my situation. With the cost of rent, I think that a part time job will be able to cover it. The process of getting a job is difficult for me, but I am committed to continuing to work at it.
On the art front, I have occasional comic coloring jobs that help me out. I also have commissions – I have finally been moving forward at a good rate and have been really happy with my work. In time, this will be able to be a more standard income route. I also have a Patreon that brings in about $65/month.
Cashapp https://cash.app/clawshot / venmo https://venmo.com/rmck89 / ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/roebeanstalk
Thank you so much for reading over all of this. Thank you to everyone who has helped with donations or kind words or reblogs. Thank you so much to every commissioner and customer who has been patient as hell with me on artwork, communication, and stickers. Thank you thank you thank you. Thanks to every single one of you I have been able to keep pushing myself forward, and I'm so happy to keep doing it and make good on everything. And eventually, give back to my community. I love you all so much, even though i don't know any of you that well. Thank youuuu. <3
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♰ heavy breathin' ༻ P. GRAVES.*ೃ˚
➻ masterlist. ➻ buy me a coffee!
CW ➻ you were beat up ⋆ in a consensual fight ⋆ Graves has the hots for you all bloody ⋆ frequent mention of bloody nose, lips and teeth ⋆ i missed anything, lmk!
AUTHORS NOTE ➻ y'all still into Graves? 🤭 cause uhg i've FINALLY found some motivation to write for him with my current obsession with my other fave cowboy Cooper Howard 😩 just a reminder, that i do in fact still takes Graves requests!! please send some!!
SUMMARY ➻ even with bloody lips and knuckles, he's never wanted you more. WC ➻ 350~ a silly little drabble.
© 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐇𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐑. 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫!
Graves won't lie, seeing you come back from the gun range with a bloody nose and smile so wide he could see the blood on your teeth did more to him than he'd like to admit. though, aside from the initial desperation, slight worry sets in. " shit sugar, what happened to you? "
he watches you laugh, blood watering down around your teeth. " at least we know that i'm a better fighter than you. " you grin, waving two ten-dollar bills between your equally bloody knuckles.
Graves' heart throbs at your bloody grin. " not what i meant. " he shoves the carnal need deep down as he steps closer, a gloved hand coming up to hold your chin. he assesses you, gloved hand moving your head by your chin as he looks for any more damage.
you keep your eyes on him, and no matter how hard he tries to not meet them, he swallows as his eyes finally meet yours. a foul smirk on your lips, the adrenaline of the fight making you bolder than usual. " what ever do you mean then? "
his hold on your chin tightens, and you can feel the heat radiating off of him as he steps impossibly close, your chests nearly touching. " you know damn well what i mean, doll. " his voice is low, southern drawl stronger.
his eyes meet yours with a crazy sort of look in them, and that's when you notice how he's been eyeing your bloody lips. " tell me who, and i'll have a noose 'round their neck in ten. " his hot breath fanning across your face.
you grin, tongue swiping across your teeth to wipe some of the blood off, revelling in the coppery taste. you lean in, lips brushing against his. " oh cowboy, a lady doesn't kiss and tell, " you tut teasingly, your tongue darting out to smear some of the blood on your lips onto his, before slipping from his grasp.
there he stands, alone and aching, watching you disappear into the halls of the base. he groans, pinching the bridge of his nose — you'll be the death of him.
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#⋆୨🩷©2024 htchnr#⋆୨⭐️phillip graves#phillip graves imagine#phillip graves x reader#phillip graves#philip graves x reader#philip graves#philip graves imagine#graves x reader#graves imagine#graves call of duty#phillip graves mw2#cod mw2#call of duty mw2#mw2 x reader
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Alright, so to be as transparent as I can, yes we lost a pupper. It was hard, it financially drained us, and I felt awful to even ask for help because it felt like she was an excuse when she was never EVER a problem, I would've given my house or my left arm for that dog. Even so, we are in a financial hole with this, and my calling off work to spend a day with her made work graciously give me a 123 dollar check that I can do nothing with. I have to pay my gas bill and internet, the internet will be off soon and I don't really care much about that but it needs to be paid. We do need toiletries and since my check is already gone to an urgent bill, we need a bit of help with TP and such. All in all, this hole is only about 350 dollars deep. It is not that painful. But it is urgent as well, with it being the due date today for both.
Things will get better. I just need help again, I have overtime lined up 6 days a week until further notice, and I work 12 hour days so I'll basically no-life again in order to get my life back. Such is...life. Thanks for reading.
Paypal - Kofi - Venmo - Cashapp
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ticket so facking espensivee oubhhhhhhhhh
miku expo tickets on sale (early access type shit but whatever) in 2hrs.....
#hatsune miku please i do not have 350 australian Dollar........#oh well i was planning to do this later so far i am just Looking#Observing#the Prices (<crying on the inside somewhat abt these)#like i get itttttt but also ouhhhhhhhhhhhhh whwhh#dextposting
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🚨🚨🚨CONTRIBUTIONS NEEDED🚨🚨🚨
Hello everyone, I am still campaigning for Shimaa (@shimaa20sh) few contributions have been received but we still need to keep steadily going in order to get what is needed. It's Jummah/Friday, I know its a bi week for some, I know others may have gotten paid today so if you want to directly help a Palestinan family now is your chance. 5 dollars and 10 dollars are small amounts that can be shared to help this family. 25 and 50 are larger and much appreciated help as well. I know there's lots of campaigns everywhere but on the chance you can help here it is needed and your help is never a bad thing. @im-smart-i-swear is also offering commissions in exchange for your contributions. (Artwork pictured below) Last campaign it took a while to get things up and I really want to collect this one as quickly as possible and get to Shimaa and her family. Please also remember that currently her gf*m is frozen like many other accounts unfortunately so Pp is the primary method right now. Thank you for reading this far, please share. ❤❤❤❤
GOAL: 40/350
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a very tentative take because im not actually sure how economics work with regards to movie studios.
lets go back to this chart that i already shared a few days ago
it seems like 25% of their revenue comes from theatrical rentals and an 18% comes from home entertainment, that is to say, sales of physical media. i already presented my arguments for why i think those specific sources of revenue would more or less remain in a world where piracy is made legal and where streaming services wouldnt have to pay licenses to put movies on their catalogue.
so lets say a studio's budget is cut to 43% of what it used to be so that movies have to be made now with 43% of the budgets they used to have.
well a movie like, for example, avengers infinity war costs 350 million dollars to make, so the 40% of that is 140 million dollars. so now marvel would have to make movies with a measily 140 million dollars. you know, little experimental indie movies like mad max fury road (132 million adjusted for inflation) or The Matrix (119 million adjusted for inflation)
but maybe im being too generous, you know, what if investors want to keep their same returns? well then, what if we slashed the budget to a tiny 10% of what it used to be in order to compensate? we would still have some nice quaint little movies sure, but not the big ambitious overarching multiverse blockbusters that we have today, what movie of that caliber could you possibly make with less than 35 millon dollars????
which actually costed HALF of that. 16 million. so you know, movies could cost 95% less of what is done at the upper echelons of big blockbuster extravaganzas and still be *this good*. im not scared that studios having to cut costs will rob us of amazing transcendental experiences in movies.
#im open to be corrected on this#a lot of this is speculation based on some very rough estimates and back of the napkin math
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My newest shipment just arrived so let’s talk about some (recent) lottery-only items! The picture above is from the most recent d.grayman playing card drawing, which you could’ve entered by subbing to zebrack comics.
They’re really pretty! I don’t know if it was worth $350 dollars though. There’s only 2 types of illustrations plus the card back and spades,
Funny thing about the prices — I’m pretty sure I’m the reason why the floor for this is 350 on mercari. When the drawing results come out, several people started selling the cards on mercari. I knew I wanted something that’s super exclusive like this, so I started paying attention. There were three sellers in particular competition against each other. over a span of around 2-3 days, the price dropped from ~100k yen down to 59k yen. Keep in mind that these drops were mostly happening while I was asleep being on the east coast. My ideal price would’ve been around 200 usd or ~30k yen, but I’m willing to pay more. Right before going to bed, I saw that the price has fallen to below 60k, and said screw it. Next morning, I woke up, and the main price competitor’s cards were also sold, and a few days later the third person, with a slightly higher price, also ended up selling. Since the price decreases happen primarily while I was asleep, and I knew that as soon as one sells, the other is going to get bought up too, might as well pay a little extra. I’m also 99% sure that at least 2/3 of the other sets on mercari was bought by chinese people, since I see their posts on chinese social media.
To be honest though, if I knew that there’s only two new drawings on these cards, I probably would’ve waited a bit longer before buying them. Oh well.
The other lottery item I had is from the vol 28 drawing.
They’re B5 sized manuscript replicas. They’re stunning — you can see so many details on these. Every stroke on neah/mana’s hair is clear as day. I’d like to frame them but *screams in nyc and paper walls*.
The other drawing item is a acrylic board of the vol 28 cover.
I’m still debating on buying that off of mercari. I think I will once the yen drops a little more, but we’ll see. I wouldn’t lose sleep over not getting it.
As a side note unrelated to dgm: the reason why I’m buying so much recently is 1. I realized that a few thousand literally makes no difference to me and my house owning goals (I LOVE NYC) and 2. The yen is incredibly cheap right now. Even though some Japanese collectors are price gauging, some of the items are not too much more expense than their originals price (there’s a few absurd outliers, which I’ll covered in two months… because I paid for some of the outliers and now they have to be shipped from China).
The Japanese fed has spent billions on trying to stabilize the currency, but to no avail. it’s really bad for any Japanese companies doing import, but it’s really really good for usd based consumers. As long as the US federal reserve and their interest rate remains high (and a bunch of other factors), yen is going to continue getting crushed against the dollar. There’s some items I’m eyeing on that I’ll probably only buy if the yen drops to at least 1:160 against the dollar. If you zoom into the last month of usd:yen, you can literally see when the Japanese fed intervened.
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OMG OMG GUYS WE'RE GONNA GO SEE DAN AND PHIL'S TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR
we're going to one of the October shows so it'll be awhile but i'm SO HYPE!!! I've had spoilers blocked for awhile so I have no idea what to expect (and want to keep it that way)!!! Dan and Phil is one of the things me and Seán both enjoy so i'm really really REALLY hyped
and of course being plural certainly helps with ticket prices ;0; and having the bestest mom ever. (thank u mom ily mom ur so cool mom)
I'm still saving up for dashcon though, don't worry- I didn't splurge my dashcon savings for this ;-; I would cry. So far i've got 176 dollars saved up but last time i checked ticket prices the plane was going to be 350, and it'll increase as the date gets closer; so I'll definitely have to keep saving. we've been putting in job apps though and we still have a year to try and get the money together. aaa i really hope I can make it!!!!
Anyways VERY EXCITED TO SEE DAN & PHIL IN THE REAL!!!
me and @septiccoffeefreak will straight up be going feral at the dan and phil tour and nothing can stop us
Also I just realized it makes no sense for his hat to be on backwards and him to have his hair up. Going insane. I spent like 2 hours on this.....oh well we stay silly
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On August 11th 1919 Andrew Carnegie, the Dunfermline-born steel industrialist and philanthropist, died. During the late 19th centuries, several entrepreneurs became famous due to their wealth and influence on society. Carnegie was mostly famous due to his reputation for philanthropy. When Andrew Carnegie died, they discovered a sheet of paper upon which he had written one of the major goals of his life: to spend the first half of his life accumulating money and to spend the last half of his life giving it all away. And he did! During the last 18 years of his life, he gave away around $350 million (roughly $6.5 billion in 2023), almost 90 percent of his fortune, to charities, I honestly can't see the likes of Bezos, Musk or Zuckerberg doing the same. I covered Carnegie's philanthropy in a previous post, this time I will take a look at his last will and testimony.
By the time of his death, Andrew Carnegie, despite his best efforts, had not been able to give away his entire fortune. He had distributed $350 million, but had $30 million left, which went into the Corporation’s endowment. Toward the end of his life, Carnegie, a pacifist, had a single goal: achieving world peace. He believed in the power of international laws and trusted that future conflicts could be averted through mediation. He supported the founding of the Peace Palace in The Hague in 1903, gave $10 million to found the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace in 1910 to “hasten the abolition of international war,” and worked ceaselessly for the cause until the outbreak of World War I. He died, still brokenhearted about the failure of his efforts, in August 1919, two months after the signing of the Treaty of Versailles.
I couldn't find out about his will in the US, except he left almost everything to his wife, Louise, and there only child, Margaret.
In Scotland Carnegie’s estate, saw each labourer on the payroll at Skibo who had served more than two years was given $50 (about £12.50 at the time – the average annual wage for an agricultural labourer was about £46) and those who had served five years got $100.
His estate in Scotland was modest compared to that in New York. His will was made up almost entirely up of lists of people who paid duties to him as a laird, with labourers getting payments connected to length of service and crofters being remitted two years’ rent if of good standing, with a third year’s rent paid to all crofters for improvements to their homes.
He also left money to friends and relatives in Scotland., a sum of five thousand dollars to his cousins in Dunfermline about $78,543.75, that's over $61,500 .
The inventory of his estate in Scotland was presented at Edinburgh on 21st October 1920. It was modest compared to that recorded in New York with a value of £67,541, 8 shillings (s) and 2 pence (d) which would be in the region of £1.96 million today (2023)
Back in the states, after his death his daughter eventually had to sell the family townhome because it was too expensive to maintain. But that was it—the rest of his immense wealth went to his charitable causes and endowments.
You might think that that would cause some resentment on the part of his heirs, but they apparently all agreed to the arrangement well before Carnegie passed away.
Apparently he wrote his own Eptaph, he wanted it to read, “A Man Who Knew How to Enlist in His Services Better Men Than Himself.” His wishes were not upheld, however—his gravesite includes a relatively simple Celtic cross bearing his name, birthplace, and lifespan.
To end with Carnegie's charitable foundations continue to comtribute tio good causes today, Through Carnegie Corporation of New York, the innovative philanthropic foundation he established in 1911, his fortune has since supported everything from the discovery of insulin and the dismantling of nuclear weapons, to the creation of Pell Grants and Sesame Street.
Barely anything is left of Andrew’s personal fortune, which was once valued on par with the oil tycoon Rockefellers and the banking Morgan family. The 13 fourth-generation members of Andrew Carnegie’s lineage now have the self-made wealth of white collar professionals. Their children and grandchildren make up a large fifth generation and a growing sixth.
Linda Thorell Hills, one of Andrew Carnegie’s great granddaughters, said her family has “lived conservatively and privately,” noting that it is easier to blend in since they are all descendants of his only daughter and none live with the Carnegie last name. Still, she said they’re emboldened by his legacy.
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Hi all. So we're aware of what's going on in the world right now and how it's affecting children.
I know that it seems hopeless but there's always something we can do. Even helping just one person is massively important and that's within our reach.
So please if you can, help me fundraise $350 US for Save the Children.
$350 could "provide two families of five with basic food commodities for a month."
Just $10 could treat 5 children for pneumonia. $20 could provide two weeks of peanut paste to a malnourished child. $30 could give a child a safe place to recover for 5 weeks.
If just two of you donated $5 dollars you could make a massive difference to five children and potentially save lives.
There are other ways to help including reblogging to increase visibility.
Also since I know tumblr likes making people do challenges, I'm going to make one paper crane for every five dollars donated, which will be 70 cranes by the time we hopefully reach our goal. You can message me and choose the color of your cranes as well as a positive message for the inside.
Thanks for reading this and for caring. Let's get to $350❤️
#fundraising#human rights#children's rights#70 cranes for save the children#challenge#donations#charity#gaza#i/p#leftist#leftisim#also why do I start these things on vacation lol#in my hotel room folding like I've never folded before-
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Mutual 1: I wish someone could kill me so I could be reincarnated as a saxophone solo in Al Stewart's 1991 song Year of the cat
Mutual 2: Horror keeps piling upon horror and we will live old and wrinkled in this time of horrors. The only cure is to post black and white pictures of men who have problems
Mutual 3: killing baby Caesar does lengthen the lifespan of the roman empire by ~350 years, as it dissolves into some sort of federalist-feudalist structure not unlike the Holy Roman Empire. The main difference is that a sort of loose syncretic pan-imperial polytheism is the dominant religion, leading to Icelandic temples of Isis and Ethiopian temples of Epona. As such, this timeline was spared the drawbacks of a centralized state-enforced organized religion. The main drawback is that being a furry is considered blasphemy by the vast majority of humanity.
Mutual 4: if Pendleton Ward does not make Mr Cupcake a Trotskyist I will set the cartoon network offices on fire
Mutual 5: if Serial Experiments Lain was made today they would make her cis. Well. Not on my watch
Mutual 6: Can we take a minute here and normalize arms trading? Marginalized communities need those 3D-printed untraceable ghost guns with Family Guy muzzles, I need to make a living since I was thrown out of the commune by Hannah-Arendts-Strap (message me for details), Seth MacFarlane needs people to watch season 27. But Academia will talk about Kant's white-ass categorical imperative to argue no one should sell guns. Typical.
Mutual 7: I am in your walls. Why is there lead paint on your radium plumbing my dude. You know that's not aryuvedic.
Mutual 8: I'm sorry but Robespierre was a scapegoat of most of the French revolution's atrocities, and bourgeois reactionary elements have tried to turn him into a proto-totalitarian crazed madman, but the historical record paints a much more complex picture. Which is why I don't believe he would ever whip Danton's ass like you just wrote. He would be the one wearing the ball gag. How can I make you see the truth my brother ?
Mutual 9: Arabic and Eastern European poetry have been superior throughout the late 20th/early 21st century. We also have the best cigarettes. If we keep going we can surround Constantinople in the next decade, and restore the Palaiologos to their rightful place.
Mutual 10: The callout posts are true. Reflecting on it, it was obvious that our attempt to create a secret #LiberateBelize discord channel without British people was chavphobic. We are listening and learning.
Mutual 11: Pinkie Pie could negotiate the Oslo Accords, but Bill Clinton could never bag pony Weird Al
Mutual 12: If I think about Betty Groff for more than two seconds I'll divorce my husband. I got the papers and everything. But I won't. I'm brave like that. #ChristianLove
Mutual 13:
Mutual 14: I was visited by the virgin Mary last night. Again. She told me I can't make my girlfriend pregnant like that. Again. But I know Ron L. Hubbard is with me, and it's all that matters.
Mutual 15: Mustard gas doesn't even taste like mustard. You guys lied to me. My Mac & Cheese is ruined.
Mutual 16: Stop saying my think tank advocates killing orphans. We're pro-harvesting organs in youth correctional facilities for reduced sentences !!! But again we see the pro-carceral bias inherent to Lutherans. Have you guys even read Angela Davis ?
Mutual 17: Here's my solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict: spend a hundred billion dollars for multiversal research, reach the mirror universe. Israelis get the biblical kingdom of Israel borders on this earth, Palestinians get the 1948 borders in the mirror universe. I think this is the fairest deal America can offer at this time.
Mutual 18: I tried to live the life of a restless European adventurer in Macau playing roulette and serving as a mercenary to various conglomerates. Turns out they also charge rent there. And income is taxable too. And I bet everything on Red. And I don't speak Mandarin, Cantonese or Portuguese. Help me pay for my flight home! 6¢/50 000$ collected!
Mutual 19: Yeah the canonization of Bolaño as the latest LatAm literary genius speaks to a sort of general malaise in post-colonial literature due to the collapse of magical realism as a viable tradition for meaningful political messaging. So the literature of unease and obsession and maladjustment itself is canonized, like an oyster canonizing the grain of sand that's tearing it apart. The fact that no other major voice has really appeared on the continent within the past 20 years should tell us this isn't working. Which is why the Brazilian JoJo fandom has a unique opportunity to meaningfully impact the course of world literature. #Multipolarity
Mutual 20: wow guys someone left a tray of perfectly good Mac & Cheese on a windowsill! Yummy!
Mutual 21: Did medieval surgeons pulling teeth get erections? I wouldn't normally ask this of my followers but I'm arguing about Sex Work with the ghost of Andrea Dworkin and I need hard evidence (no pun intended lol)
Mutual 22: Electro-Swing is a Belgian psy-op. I can't prove it, but I know it
Mutual 23: I'm the first neutered catgirl to be tried in a military court. But I know I'm not the last.
Mutual 24: Did you guys know you could eat olives? The thing they make oil from? I ordered three kilos of motors, so I can eat it with my roommate's Mac & Cheese
Mutual 25: Anglicans, amirite ? [Sounds of raucous applause]
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GUYS GUYS I JUST WANNA SHOW YOU THIS CUTIE I found him in an informal store in my city AND HES SO PERFECTTTTTTTTTTTTT He also cost only 350 rubles, I do not know how much it is in dollars, but it is not expensive at all for such a cutie! I'm not a fan of rhinestones, BUT THEY BLEND SO WELL WITH HIS DESIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really like the way he looksssssssss aauuEAAAAAAAAA
#shitpost#plushy#yeah i am really big fan of plushies#VERY FUCKING BIG FAN#every time I see a plushy store im just like RREAAUAUAGHRHRHEHRWWW OOWOOOAAAEEWTHGHHHHHH WOOF WOOFFF BARK BARKKKKKKKK#just like meme with monkey and NEURON ACTIVATED#NNNGGGAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS CAT SO MUCH JUST WHY DOES HE LOOKS SO PERFECT#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#IM DYING
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