#well no i’m not gonna actually die

[suja-janee]

I love Lucy Maclean, she’s such a sweetheart

[doctorweebmd]

the ‘why would anyone entrust Akutagawa with Aya remember what happened the last time he took care of a young girl 🤔’ is such a dogshit take. like bro are we gonna just forget his whole-ass younger sister who he dotes on or, idk, perhaps literally the fact that his villain origin story is that he COULDNT PROTECT HIS FRIENDS IN THE SLUMS i am killing all of you with hammers

[camgoloud]

he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

[khamomile-kitty]

Only thing I’m gonna say abt it bc I haven’t read the books or participated tje fandom since I was in elementary school but. Ppl’s reaction to Squirrelflight becoming leader is so funny. The misogyny of the authors has rubbed off on the fans I see, how are you gonna tell a victim of domestic abuse that’s she’s a worse leader and suffered less than her husband. And all the alternate leader suggestions from these ppl are the lame ass guys. this is one of the saddest characters in cat fiction let the girlie win at least once good lord

[chibishortdeath]

Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!

And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!

[bigpharmacockandballtorture]

surprise twist end for season two, lestat is dead. for REAL this time. i throw a party. claudia lives. she comes over and eats party nachos and tells me they taste like dust and asks if her girlfriend is in a dark corner draining some dope (sorry to the girls at the party i didn’t know i was inviting you to be munched on) life is good and there’s one less french fuck in the world

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

You are a seventeen year old lesbian. You ran away from home and are lying about every aspect of yourself in order to work your way up the ranks of the war crime factory, and it’s working— you got promoted to work directly under the citystate governor as personal security for him and his family. And now you have a crush on his wife. (would that be fucked up or what?)

[flashhwing]

suddenly had a vision of warden molly and now I’m sad there’s no tieflings in dragon age

[blupengu]

Y’all is Hollow Knight hard or do I just suck because oh my god??

[psychoticwillgraham]

well it looks like my grandfather (grandma’s ex husband) might be dying, for real this time. if yall don’t remember, he’s the one who inflicted all of my religious trauma on me since I was a little kid and claims to have healed a kid of autism and cured someone of multiple sclerosis, just by praying and because he’s a ‘healer’. he also blatantly lied about grandma and never mentioned that he cheated on her dozens of times, but grandma didn’t.

so he can burn in fucking hell for all I care

[bioshocked-astroghost]

Before anyone reads this please remember this is just personal opinion please don’t yell at me for anything but if u disagree obv that’s fine!!!

Finally finally FINALLY watched OFMD s2 and I’ve just got to say what the actual FUCK just happened

Like I wanted some angst but somehow this felt like TOO sharp of a turn

Also maybe it’s because I binged it with my friend in one afternoon but did anyone else feel like even though it mostly made sense it felt disjointed and kinda rushed??? I felt like I couldn’t keep up with where everyone was at emotionally

Loved the new female characters but. They felt very lacking :/ I did really like Zheng but I’m very conflicted on her taking over the crew but You know. Whatever I guess

Also it was still funny but I felt like majority of the humor was missing :/

As for final thoughts. FUCK that ending my baby is NOT DEAD AND YOU CAN PRY IZZY FROM MY WRETCHED AND DAMNED DEAD HANDS (I got a little lucky in this regard, I saw a spoiler for his death a couple weeks ago so I could prepare myself) also fuck Ed and Steve becoming innkeepers sorry but no

Idk man the ending didn’t even feel bittersweet to me I just felt hollow in the end. I feel like I was robbed. I felt the same way about the ending that I did with GoT which I know sounds insane cuz it was so much bigger but it’s like. Everyone got split up. They finally found their way back to each other. The big climax comes and goes. Then for some fucking reason the party splits again and it feels like a final goodbye to each other and I fucking hate it

Anyway. Still grateful we got a season 2 but I’m pretty sure the fanfic These Waves Will Pull Me Under by @underthecouchh will always be the canon s2 in my head (fantastic fic btw. U should read it)

[riddlertrophy]

me to oz on the 28th when i have to pay $20 for parking then 20 fucking dollars for a movie ticket to the amc batman/penguin preview

[dearestsilhouette]

random poll time!!1!

Guys what’s your favorite boss soundtrack from jsab

(There’s a lot of these surprisingly. Didn’t think there were this many—8 whole boss / mini-boss soundtracks, wowza)

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

“it’s cultural erasure to say happy holidays instead of merry christmas!” ah yes because the most popular holiday in the world that at least an eight of the world likely celebrates and has several events dedicated to it will fucking die if ten people say happy holidays out of respect to people who literally cannot escape red, green, and trees as soon as november starts. truly you’re a hero of the people

[quibbs126]

I just had this idea in my head that Chess Choco, in their obsession with chess, would consider checkers like sacrilege to them, and I just wanted to show it

Not pictured here is Chess Choco trying to beat Custard III to death (probably with chess pieces/their magic summoned chess pieces), while someone else is desperately trying to hold them back (either someone from the Gingerbrave squad, or Earl Grey/Dark Choco)

I again don’t really have much to say here, I think it’s pretty self explanatory

[kohakhearts]

at 16 i was emotionally aware enough to recognize i need to Vent my emotions. this thing im writing is a Vent Fic. these days i’ll start writing something and then midway through i’ll be like wow that’s kind of eerie, he sounds just like me fr. lol. anyway moving on :)