#anyway. I support women’s rights and wrongs lmao
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♡ - THE PLAYER CHARACTER: VANIDA, THE IDOL || THE MONSTER - ♡
An in-depth bullet point list, regarding the lore of my PC
Full government name is Vanida Thompson
Born from an ongoing sexual affair between her mother who was an unnamed sex worker & her father, an infamous underground fighter / thug
Her father & Bailey grew up in the Orphanage together and were childhood friends ( & maybe more ); before her father was arrested for killing her mother when she was only 3yrs of age
Vanida has no idea who her parents are, and her father's connection with Bailey
Originally, was someone very sweet. A bit clumsy in her execution, but was someone very earnest and determined. Never wanted to exclude anyone and tried becoming friends with everyone.
Had a big baby crush on Sydney that helped her power through horrors ( unknown to Sydney who was still in the closet ), but also made her spiral more when things kept getting worse ( "An angel like her would never date someone filthy like me." )
Thought Avery was into her at first, and was very excited about being noticed by her until she realized that Avery bought her from Bailey
Used to work vigorously at the Cafe until she passed out, got recommended for therapy by Harper. Never went to a single appointment because she kept forgetting due to work. She never misses a single payment!!
Lost her virginity to the nun at the Temple when she was trying to get lichen for the Science Fair. Now, she hates the Temple with a burning passion and thinks they are the worst
Kept getting assaulted so much, that she succumbed for a bit; becoming a sex worker at the Brothel since "might as well make money off of it"
Went through a 2 year phase of anger and apathy. Would let anyone date her, or sleep with her. ( Which HC Whitney then dated after; cause we love gay girls who try to be close with the girl they like by taking their 'things' )
Her relationship with Whitney started the night they had one night stand at the Pub, when Vanida was trying to score clients. Got claimed as Whitney's girlfriend the next day. She didn't think Whitney was serious about their relationship until Whitney showed up to the Orphanage and pulled a gun on Bailey in the winter of their third high school year. ( Vanida also earned a gun kink )
Is now Whitney's number 1 ride or die. Wanting to please her so much, while also wanting to take a page from her book on riding the chaos, that Vanida changed her whole look & personality ( sorta ) (( this is how we got Vanida of today ))
Presents herself now as someone very chatty & sociable. Charming and almost ditzy-like with how she giggles and smiles to make people like her. She still is writhing and rolling around in her hatred and anger under her mask. She hates, or resents, almost everyone. Has become someone extremely mean-spirited.
Decided to use her body for something more productive, and that's by using her sex to have almost the entire town at her beck & call. Most will do anything to just have a chance with her, and Vanida takes full abuse of it. Her demonic transformation really helps with this.
Sees all relationships as transactional & only develops bonds that she thinks will provide use for her ( either socially, or protection ). As a result, it is almost near impossible for Vanida to cultivate a normal, healthy bond with others that is genuine.
The only ones she has a semi-normal bond is Bailey and Niki, because they both are upfront with their intentions with her, and don't seek her out sexually.
HC that she gets into a lot of yelling fights with Bailey, resulting in getting her ass beat by him. It's how they father-daughter bond
Loves going to 'parties' with Avery, because the more secrets she knows, the more she can use them for her own benefit. Knowledge is power ♡
A top student, with big popularity. The town calls her Venus, the criminal underground call her Sabre
A hedonist
The Underground Farm has tried kidnapping her, but she always manages to escape somehow. Remy just admit you're obsessed with her-/j
Her end goal is to have total control of the entire town for the sole reason to humiliate everyone in power for letting a "slut" have power over them. Bailey is somehow spared in this plan because Vanida has a soft spot for him, because he was the only person to check on her when she'd crash out in early gameplay. Even if all he did was yell at her.
And that's all ( i think ) regarding Vanida, my PC! Thank you for reading! ♡
#. // ♡ 🌱 art#dol#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#pc#vanida the idol#. // ♡ 🌱 txt#felt like talking about vani#i feel like not a lot of people know who she is as a character so i wanted to help clear it up!#she's my very rightfully mean girl who is extremely fake and a liar#but we support womens rights and wrongs#i love her sm#she's so fun to explore and write about#i hope people read this and end up liking her as much as i do#which!! if anyone has a question more about her that i didn't clarify please feel free to ask#anyway its bed time for me lmao
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GET HIS ASS
JLA: A League of One by Christopher Moeller
#like was she in the wrong here... yeah probably. do i care? FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!#and she was proven right later anyways so likeeeeeee whats a little betrayal among friends amirite?#also its bruce. he always deserves it#what she did to j'onn on the other hand was straight up cruel though like 😬#diana i love you and you know i support womens wrongs but like. youre gonna need to seriously cut into themyscira's reserves to pay for the#apology chocos on that one#amyways shes sooooooooooo 😳😫😵💫#marrymemarrymemarrymemarryme#i shouldnt be allowed to comicpost after 10pm honestly#especially not abt the dc winity 🏆 (trinity w/o bruce lmao.)#shes so andjsissjsjeuashr7siwnrucjahc8wneugowrnejciakths8ekwjrrjwicjskejeudhdhhhhhhgggggggggg
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hungarian/nomadic magyar tumblr circa 998AD dashboard simulator
🏞️ vándor-ló-979 Follow
not yall still spreading emese's foundation myth??? she literally claims she fucked a bird????? like either she's lying or she cheated and she's trying to cover it up or well. i dont even want to consider the third option
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tengri forbid women do anything???
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🦅 szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow
okay im sick of the discourse let's do this.
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that took so long lmao -> !!!!!!!∧◇ᛏ⋈∧
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🐴 csillagösvény Follow
i'm so serious rn if you support """istván""" in any way just unfollow and block me. we do NOT need him or his dumbass god and what he's been doing to our people to spread his religion is shameful.
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btw we all know your real name is vajk stop larping as a christian it's EMBARRASSINGGGG
✝️ esztergom-��rökké Follow
love seeing my mutuals reblogging this /s anyway op has multiple posts on their blog supporting quartering and human sacrifice. in case you were wondering. anyway stand with István
🐴 csillagösvény Follow
1) we dont even do human sacrifices, are you fucking stupid??? show me ONE post where i talk about that. 2) are you seriously forgetting that your bestie istván LITERALLY QUARTERED HIS UNCLE?????
#sorry to put this dumbass on the dash😭 dont even engage just block them #ur not making it up the tree of life lmao #discourse
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🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow
friendly reminder that just because you're white passing doesn't mean you're not a real magyar!! people with mixed parents are just as valid <3
🏇 attila-népe Follow
cranky coz ur ancestors decided to mix with the europeans arent you
🧺 lemezelő Follow
isnt your girlfriend literally frankish????
🏇 attila-népe Follow
you had to have done some serious stalking to find that💀 and first of all i didn't have a choice, my parents picked the tribe, and second of all she's not my "girlfriend" i got her via ritual kidnapping (WITH consent. before anyone gets weird)
🌐 a-kiber-kovács Follow
Couldn't you have kidnapped another magyar woman? Or someone from another mongoloid tribe?
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ohh sure so now human pet guy is gonna chime in to advocate for the kidnapping of our women while being lowkey racist. what are you even doing on nomadblr????
🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow
what the fuck happened to my post
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for the nth time, you're only a true shaman if you were born with teeth OR with extra fingers OR in the sac. the rest of you are faking & we can tell.
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okay people keep spreading this but this is literally just wrong?? like congrats on the 6 fingers op im glad u and Little Golden Father have a special connection (genuinely) but like. táltos and sámán and mágus and garabonciás and javas etc are all different things with completely different requirements and life paths which you should definitely know if you're claiming to be one?? especially since your post says shaman but you're listing the criteria for a táltos, and your username looks like a play on garabonciás so. which is it🤔 maybe get your facts in order before trying to gatekeep
anyway don't listen to op!! your connection to the Upper World is yours alone and you're the best judge of what the Fathers and Mothers want your path in life to be!!
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It breaks my heart that the majority of my people still refuse to see the One True God and insist on sticking to their pagan spirits. I fear that when judgement day comes, we will all be wiped out thanks to their foul godless ways.
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how tf am i godless when i literally have dozens of gods? little mothers and little fathers are in everything all around us & it must suck ass to live in a world where you're not surrounded by the small gods that inhabit everything. manifesting that the fene and the guta tag team beat your ass tonight
🔅 hadúrsimp Follow
hadúr will literally strike op down personally. he told me himself. whispered it to me sweetly even
🐴 csillagösvény Follow
while i agree with you, i feel like you might also have ulterior motives, nomadblr user hadúrsimp
#but live your truth! doubly so on the posts of these freak repressed bible lovers. meanwhile on the #COOL side of magyarhood we walk around butt ass naked!!! op have fun never experiencing joy ever again tho #discourse
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posting from an alt so i don't get cancelled but lowkey i'm starting to think koppány was right.... maybe this christianity thing isn't gonna work out after all
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WRONG BLOG
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THIS WAS A JOKE. IGNORE THIS
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ISTVÁN????????????? 💀
#the usernames wont make any sense unless ur hungarian and insane about the era im sorry. i hope the rest is funny to foreigners too tho🙏#i woke up in the middle of the night and typed out the majority of this then fell back asleep#hopefully that provides some nice extra context to jt#it's especially funny coz I've been meaning to make this post for like. legit at least 7 or 8 months now#so ig inspiration struck in the middle of the fkin night. finally. well here you go#dashboard simulator#dashboard sim#history#hun mythology#mythology#hun culture
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Spider White x Reader
warnings: spoilers for season 2!! also fem reader, since this works the most. (im watching the ep while writing lmao)
plot: basically, when Mr Voss comes back he puts bullshit in the guys heads-and Spider is affected by it a lot, so and so are you.
spiders changed. he’s went from caring about you, and constantly checking on you to ignoring you.
“women made men soft”
“spider what the hell.”
the coach is favouriting spider, mostly to make him break up with you.
you’re avoiding him, and you’re scared. scared that he’s going to start doing bad things to you.
so you break it off with him, its hard but you had to.
what’s crazy is that he didn’t care.
“i knew it, you don’t support me being a cumlord.”
you tried to take that seriously-but it was too funny. anyway.
staring at him from afar after you broke up with him because you realize that you still love him, even after all the bullshit.
but you cant right now, since Mr Voss has basically convinced him that women are trash and men need to regain their power in the world.
timeskip a few months later, you’re sitting in your room and trying to sleep when who would’ve guessed..spider walks in.
“how’d you get in here?”
“your mum let me in.”
“damn it mum.”
he sits down and looks away, but you notice he’s a bit teary eyed.
well that’s new. he’s never cried during the entirety of your relationship. he’s always been the strong man.
“spencer what’s wrong?”
now he’s sobbing
he’s hugging you and he keeps apologizing, saying that he let all the bullshit get to his head and that he really loves you.
okay now you’re both crying.
for the rest of the night he tells you everything, from how he felt to how he’s really sorry.
he falls asleep beside you as he grips your arm in his sleep.
(HES SO POOKIE I NEED A SPIDER REDEMPTION ARC NOW FOR S2)
#headcanons#spider white#hcs#🕷️#HBH#heartbreak high season 2#fluff headcanons#x reader headcanons#amiere wadia#fyyyppp#harper hbh#heartbreak high spoilers
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Please correct me If I'm wrong, but didn't Playdough's whole beef with Bechdel trying to reframe her as a TERF start originally because escentially she wanted to prove that HOMESTUCK is somehow more deep and influencial and important queer media than DTWOF?? It was a poll thing and people where getting mad that homestuck was beating dtwof (this is the homestuck website like cmon) so Playdough started there the discourse of Bechdel being a terf to discredit her work
I have no idea if homestuck is actually that queer in it's content, but this incident made me realize something very common about pretentious cult-like groups like TRF and Tankies.
They want to find the way to parrot that their interests are somehow morally superior and more correct than other's; forcemem can not be just a kink it's actually a culturally significant political practice and forcemasc is just a transmisogynist bastard copy, transfem headcanons can not be just normal fandom shit for enjoyment they are the more correct and intelectual reading an analysis of any character that doesn't adhere to strict tradicional cis gender roles and transmascs headcanons are anti intelectual media illiterate misogyny, homestuck can't be just a popular old webcomic you still like despite It's flaws (like srly It has a shit ton of racism and ableism, it was created on the era of the internet 4chan was more culturally relevant than ever in memes mostly so of course) no It's not a pillar of queerness in fiction and media and the comics created by a literal feminists trans ally buch need to somehow be morally inferior because they're both compiting in a Tumblr poll
AHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE'S STILL DOING IT TOO
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I'm sorry, but imagine having this much of a grudge over your fave losing a poll lmao lmao lmao lmao this is so funny oh my God.
But it's especially hilarious because all of what she wrote about June is complete nonsense that was never part of the text. Now let's look at what she had to say about transmasc headcanons:
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Welcome to projection playground, ma'am! She's literally using the idea of "legitimate analysis" just to prop up her own headcanon. This is so gutbustingly hilarious. Does she even think it's possible transmascs could have headcanons based in 'legitimate analysis'? Considering the fact that she seems to vehemently insist literally every transmasc headcanon ever is actually transfem, probably not, right? Because she doesn't understand masculinity is revolutionary and transgressive for people who weren't assigned it? Because she's a self-centered moron?
But wait, there's more!
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She's so consumer-brained and she doesn't even know it.
I love that her whole personality is structured around being the world's most obnoxious Homestuck fan who uses academic language to build a comfort blanket to soothe her insecurities and lash out at others because it's gender validating if she gets to lash out at trans men the way cis women are allowed to with cis men. Except I've never seen a cis woman do it this ineptly, or so blatantly the product of issues they desperately need to work out.
Anyway, back to Bechdel...
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I know I've been ranting about this subject in a general, undirected way all morning, but I'm going to tell you that this is a problem with Plaidos, specifically, which she passes on to her audience:
They don't know what TERFs are.
A TERF has defined political views. There is a lot going on with them. You cannot take one belief or action in particular, such as Bechdel softly supporting some sex-segregated spaces, and call her a TERF when she's praxis in much bigger, material ways. It's not just about Homestuck with Plaidos, or TERFs in general. It's also about the fact that Bechdel ever did anything that had anything to do with the idea that some people are more wymynly than them, which they take personal offense to that overshadows, oh, I don't know, loud and consistent advocacy for children having access to HRT? Any real transfeminist would recognize that matters infinitely more. But with these people, that's not the issue. They don't care about anything but how badly it hurt them to hypothetically not be welcome to a shitty music festival, and Bechdel having went - even if she criticized it's policies - is basically the same as having flaunted her gender assignment to intentionally make them dysphoric.
But Bechdel supports minors getting HRT. She supports them being in women's bathrooms. A lot of TERFs have identical conversations about her.
So what makes her a TERF? Because she went to a party you weren't invited to?
Do you understand how pathetic this makes you look?
It's gross and TERF-y to say trans women as a category are jealous of people AFAB on some level but when you prioritize like this where being let into the club is the one big all-consuming deal over things like Bechdel repeatedly going to bat for minors having HRT, and they obsessively treat trans men the way they do...
Like, listen. TRFs. My friends. You're women. I promise you you're Trve Wymyn. Please get over not having been AFAB. Come to peace with it and accept that people who got what you want are on your side and are happy to support you in being recognized as a woman in spite of what was on your birth certificate. Get over it.
Just get over it.
And also get over your transfem headcanons not being any more textually supported than transmasc headcanons, losers. You're so obviously the ones addicted to seeing yourself reflected in every piece of media you consume if you have to write essays about how it's bad literary analysis to not believe in your strings-on-a-thumbtack-board shit and run down anyone else having headcanons related to their identity. You're not doing literary analysis, you're playing pretend with cartoons for children and getting upset when you see other people having their own fun without you.
One last thing:
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EXTREMELY holy shit racist. Do you see what I mean? How TRFs care so much about slights to their Trve Wymynhood over all else that they say shit like this? Like yeah Michfest was basically the KKK, you're right, unimaginably stupid White woman. Remember when Lisa Vogel hung all those trans women to warn us not to vote?
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hey i want you to know i love your ocs and your story so much and it's consuming my brain right now. i almost made ocs for it until my brain reminded me that this is an au that belongs to someone else and not an actual story franchise and that it might be weird to make ocs based off someone else's au without asking first
also i support women's wrongs but i also want to throw cinder blocks at dune. i hate love her so much ❤️
awww thank you thats so nice actually for real!!! you can make characters using my au setting, it is based (very very loosely) off canon and the characters ARE all my ocs afterall, lmao!!
ive been meaning to make a post infodumping about how the mobile iterator puppets work and just explaining the scenario of the au i just havent got around to it lmaoooo
lots of graphics to draw!! if you wanna make an oc specifically for this au setting ill REALLY fast sketch out some quick design features that all the mobile puppets have!
puts more time into this than i should but anyways some body canon!!! theres lots more to cover some other time but heres some basics
#druid draw#rain world oc#off string au#oc posting#os rivers#they drink through their eyeballs guys!!! its cursed and i wont change it!
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I've been a very staunch supporter of trans ppl for years. I have learned to swallow my discomfort around some of the things said in those circles. When they said it was transphobic for lesbians to not like dick, I bit my tongue. I told myself, "this is just the loud minority" and to be fair I do think that is the minority but still ... as a lesbian I wasn't even able to talk about people who argued that because "it never happens. No one says that. That sounds like a transphobic lie." And I hate the constant assertions that gender is real, innate, and that everyone feels it. I can't describe my own experiences with growing up as a woman without someone telling me that maybe I'm nonbinary ... no thanks I tried that for a while. I respect everyone's gender, or I want to, but apparently doing that also requires me to put that oppressive structure onto myself and act like it's liberating.
The final snapping point for me was a trans woman telling me that I'm privileged for being a cis woman because I've never experienced dysphoria ... except I have. I grew up with intense thoughts about my body and hating my vagina and breasts. It was never that bad but I would often imagine mutilating. I'm in a better place now but I still feel some discomfort over my body sometimes. And when I expressed this to her, she asked me if I was really cis or was still questioning ...
They act like misogyny doesn't exist or something. I just ... I disagree with a lot of radical feminists beliefs or at least I think I do. But for years I have felt like radfems were the only ones even talking about misogyny anymore so idk
Anyway what I wanted to say is that I really like your posts and perspectives and thanks for this blog. I want to learn more and question more and your blog has become a helpful resource to help me start thinking critically about some things
Hey :) thanks for writing to me and sorry for the late answer.
And yeah, you are totally right. I have also spent such a long time justifying gender ideology because I really wanted it to be right. I’ve excused so much weird behaviour with weird mental gymnastics because I didn’t want to accept that I had been wrong for such a long time.
The entire “that never happens” thing - and then you show them an occasion where it happened, and they say “well, it doesn’t happen that much”. And yeah, people have suggested me being non-binary as well. I mean, by strict gender definitions I am non-binary because I don’t identify as a woman lmao. Just as the “you’re uncomfortable in your body?? what about fucking cutting it up??!!!!” thing.
And for disagreeing with feminist beliefs, the thing is that being a feminist is not a package deal. You are not being some sort of heretic if you disagree with certain things, and I know that I am most probably wrong on a lot of stuff myself. If I wasn’t, I would be the first person who is always right in human history. And yes, even in feminist spaces, there is sometimes some sort of imperative to follow every single belief or you are not a “real feminist”. But being a feminist is not an identity, it is an action. It is an action towards yourself, in the workplace, in interaction with other women and men, in your consumption, in your voting, in how you support women in your personal life and how you do political action. So yeah, I would say that it is less important whether you follow every rule of the radical feminist catechism and more important to support women in your life (which includes yourself). At least, that’s my opinion.
So if you want to learn more, you can look into literally anything Julie Bindel says on Youtube, I really like her perspective. And cool that you’re here!
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Spanish Flirtations
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Anon asked: I have a request for you. Could you write a male s/o who has been trying to flirt with Javier in spanish but it ends up in disaster with weird translation,that is strange. Like he picked up a little from Javier and from townfolk but he ain’t sure what they mean,anf Javier justs teases them.
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I hope you are ready for this cute cringe-fest! Javi does tease him a bit but he also teaches!
*I literally picked up these Spanish pick-up lines from a few sites and google translate so I have no idea if they are correct lmao.
Originally published on February 2, 2020
Translations are in the parentheses. Spanish is bold.
Javier Escuella x Male Reader
Warnings: Fluff, cringe, pick up lines, Micah is mentioned being a jerk like once for a second
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“I got this. I can do this. I am amazing. I am wonderful. I am-“ The list goes on as Javier listens just outside the outhouse of the saloon.
Honestly, he has no idea what’s been going on with his partner but seeing his partner in distress and even trying to pick himself up like this- It makes him concerned.
You both agreed not to drink too much and thankfully both of you stayed true to that. So maybe he’ll have a heart-to-heart with you on the ride back to camp. Anything to see what is up with the sudden jitters from you.
“(Name), it’s about time to go,” Javier says loudly making you stop sputtering your self-speech.
You exit the privy and lean against it trying to look all suave. Javier raises an eyebrow at the sudden change of behavior as you smile widely. This is the moment you’ve been waiting all day for. The moment you’ve been practicing for. If it fails, you will have other moments but it’s time to see how your Javi will react.
You muster up all the confidence you’ve been building and in a deep voice say, “Si besarte fuera pescado, caminaría feliz por el infierno.” (If kissing you were a fish, I’d happily walk through hell.)
Javier’s eyes are wide with surprise before something twinkles in them. His lips twitch before he lets out a chuckle. “That was… hot and cute. You almost said that right,” Javier states feeling a bit proud of you.
You look at him a bit confused and ask, “What part did I mess up?”
“You meant to say pecado (sin). Not pescado. Pescado is fish. Nice try though,” Javier complements.
You are surprised that he didn’t tease you that much. Instead, he was helpful. Too bad this is the only one you actually knew. The others … you have no clue what they mean but you did your best to learn how to say them by heart.
“I’ll have to give you a… a… What is it called?” Javier suddenly looks confused.
You stare at him as he points to his lips and tries to recall it. Having done this charade game before with him, you start saying a few words in hopes that it’ll help him remember.
“Warning, word, speech, lips, kiss, shou-
Javier snaps his finger, “Kiss! I’ll have to give you one at camp for trying to flirt. Oh, where’d you learn all that by the way?”
There is no way you are going to tell him about the Spanish speaking girls who have turned into your wing women.
Anyway, you may have dealt your favorite card and wrongly but you have three more to try out.
~*~
It’s been a few days and you finally decide to pull out the next line you learned. You don’t care if it goes wrong at all. Seeing how happy Javier gets from hearing you speak his native tongue makes you beyond happy.
Thankfully, he seems to be doing guard duty. It won’t take but a few minutes of his time and surely you’ll risk it just to see his expression. You walk away from the camp after your own chore is done or planning a mission is done and head his way.
His spot is a bit within the trees so it’s perfect to not be spotted by enemies or your fellow campers. Especially nosy people like Susan or Micah who seems to hate your relationship with Javier. Your blood boils at the thought of him saying “it ain’t right”.
Everyone else has been supportive and you are thankful for it.
Now you gotta focus at your task at hand in order to not be called out by anyone for disturbing someone on guard duty. You’re quick and spot your man and rush over to him, immediately leaning against a tree.
Javier is staring at you a bit confused until you speak.
��¿Tienes un mapa? Me he encontrado en tus ojos.” (Do you have a map? I seem to have found myself in your eyes).
He bursts out laughing.
You remain confident as you ask, “What did I say and what does it mean?”
When he calms down he explains immediately what you said wrong, and you know you misspoke something to get a reaction like that.
“A pick-up line that made no sense, mi amor (my love),” Javier states before he translates what you had said.
“Do you have a map? I seem to have found myself in your eyes. A common pick-up line but you said it wrong. You misplaced lost with found. It would’ve been ‘I seem to have lost myself in your eyes’ so instead of encontrado it would be perdido. Would you be willing to try again?” Javier asks with that expression you love.
His expression is love-filled and joy from spending time with you. He doesn’t need to ask you twice.
“¿Tienes un mapa? Me he perdido en tus ojos.”
~*~
“¿Hace calor aqui, o eres tù?” (Is it hot in here or is it just you?)
Your voice comes out raspy and Javier stops all movement. Both of you are huddled close to the fire as the others sleep.
“You… You actually sounded perfect,” Javier says with amusement.
You nod your head before rubbing the back of your neck. It takes him a moment to realize why you suddenly turned embarrassed.
“You have no idea what that meant, do you?” He questions with a chuckle.
Your cheeks feel warm from the slight embarrassment but you feel more eager to know what it means. So, you admit it with pride. Javier feels a rush go through his stomach at how genuine you are and the love he feels for you grows immensely.
“Is it hot in here or is it just you?” He repeats in English.
It takes a moment before your cheeks heat up and he laughs at your proud smile. In the heat of the moment, you try out the next line you should’ve saved.
“Eres guapo. ¿Quieres ser mi novia?” (You are cute. Do you want to be my girlfriend?)
This time Javier’s laugh comes out a bit too loud and he is quick to muffle himself by plunging his face into your shoulder. It takes a couple of moments for him to gather himself before he pulls away slightly.
“Sorry (Name). That was just perfect timing for that one, though you made a slight novice mistake. Do you know what you said?” Javier asks with a raised eyebrow.
You can’t do a poker face. Your smile is wide as your cheeks somehow become hotter as you admit, “I only know I called you cute? At least I hope I did?”
“You did! The rest was asking me to be your girlfriend,” He says the amusement laced as his accent seems more prominent.
Ah, you wish your wing women would’ve clarified the lines they taught you. Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers with learning the language of love. Javier takes your hand in his and he seems content with this moment.
“The correct way to say it for us would be novio (boyfriend). ¿Quieres ser mi novio? Do you want to be my boyfriend. Since we are already sweet on each other we would refer to each other as such or mi pareja, my partner,” Javier murmurs as he places a kiss on the rough skin of your knuckles.
You test it out feeling the tip of your tongue tingle at the new word and a bright smile on your face.
“Mi pareja.”
#softrozene writes#rdr2 x reader#red dead redemption 2 x reader#javier escuella x reader#male reader#one shot#rdr2 one shot#fluff
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Edit: I will not re-post this to the correct blog, this just lives here as a monument to my glee!
B5 s02e19 Divided Loyalties Table of Contents • previous episode
Delenn: "I find the notion of the press a…fascinating, but sometimes troubling concept."
I find the notion that the Minbari don't have press to be a fascinating but potentially troubling concept!
The machine that dispenses Universe Today but requires that you confirm your identity to get a paper is wild. Does it give different papers to different people?
Delenn: "It is good to know what your people are thinking and saying about my people. And, uh, I often learn things about my own world before I'm told what I need to know and no more."
She is so cute!! And so crafty!! I liked Delenn from The Gathering, but I like her more and more whenever she appears.
A flood on a space station seems like it could get really really bad, really really fast.
I once read a hilarious fanfic where some Star Wars characters traveled to B5 and bought a shitload of data crystals, which turned out to be kyber, and this reminded me of that.
When I was looking up what the episode was called, I saw that Lyta-from-the-Gathering would be coming back and I'm so excited for this! I hope she and Talia get along.
asddkhfsdkfh what was that little shimmy?? Cool alien, hilarious shoulder wiggles.
Sheridan: "oh, I miss trees…." Garibaldi, from Mars: "……" *yeah, so anyway changing the subject now*
Talia: It's hard to believe it's taken us so long to get to this point. Two years. Susan: Well, you didn't exactly make it easy. Talia: Me? how 'bout you? Susan: I'll have you know I've been nothing but compassionate and understanding. I mean, all you had to do was admit that you were wrong and I was right and everything would be fine!
LMAO.
Sleepover? Sleepover!!! GAY GIRLS GO
Susan: "I'd like the company."
Yeah I'd like her company, too. *eyebrow waggle*
Wow, Lyta had a rough arrival! Maybe she can sleep over with Susan and Talia, too. *eyebrow waggle*
Go Lyta Go. I support unhinged women wielding surgical tools.
Poor Lyta has spent years being distrusted and interrogated by psicorps for what she saw in Kosh's mind. I'd be pretty twitchy after that, too! Their tender loving care seems like it would be the exact oppposite.
She is even hotter than she was in the Gathering.
OK, love the exposition about the fucked up things psi corps can do with people's brains. Fucking terrifying. Implant a personality below their personality, that emerges and destroys the original when the right time comes around. Moles that don't know they're moles. Very uncool of PsiCorps.
Lyta is SO paranoid, but I suspect she isn't being paranoid enough. She's shockingly tolerant of being placed in secure holding. I don't think I'd agree to be literally imprisoned that readily. She hasn't done anything but come out of anesthesia swinging surgical tools after being imprisoned by PsiCorps for two years.
Delenn!!!
Sheridan: Why is it every time you finally get things calmed down and everything's going great life decides to kick you in the butt? Delenn: …but what?
That really got me and I lol'ed. Good use of idioms and miscommunication! Love it. She wasn't taught slang because it was considered innapropriate for a member of the religious caste.
Delenn: I butt, you butt, he or she butts… Sheridan: NO. No, it's… Delenn: Butt-butt. Sheridan: you sound like a motorboat. Delenn: Motor butt?
I continue to cackle. OK, I finally ship them. They reeled me in!
Hold her hand back you fucking monkey!!
The debates and counter-intelligence and fact checking is A+. Damn you JMS for making me like Garibaldi via the excellent Garibaldi-Sheridan interactions. :|
Sleepover date!! I am so excited. Susan knows how to woo a woman: with a real, hot-water shower. It would work on me.
More good exposition. Talia knew Lyta, she was six months behind Talia at the academy. She was nice, sweet. They were close at one time. *eyebrow waggle*
It speaks very well of Lyta that she hated her PsiCop internship and went commercial instead.
"So I've come to the decision that there's only one person on this station that I can trust implicitly…" *gets in Susan's personal space and stares at her lips* "…you." *almost touches Susan with bare fingers* me: *goes absolutely fucking feral*
Why tf is Lyta a prisoner?! I ask a-fucking-gain. This is ridiculous, and exposes her and her mission to the goddamn EarthCorps brown shirts!
Yeah, well obviously someone wanted to shoot at her when she was being transferred! This is why she should be having a gay-ass sleepover with Talia and Susan right now!
At least they don't think Lyta instigated the attack on herself. They're ass-backwards about this. She shows up with news of a secret, they imprison her where any security staff could find out, including the goddamn leak she was talking about, and then Sheridan is mad and shocked someone knew she was there with critical info. C'mon, dude.
Also Susan, <3, Sheridan is right about one thing, this isn't a scan to object to, it's just her projecting a code word to see if anyone reacts.
Talia: "I woke up last night and you were gone." Me: [beast shaking toy in mouth.jpeg]
O.o WHAT IS SUSAN LYING ABOUT. Is she telepathic???? It's my long-running headcanon about her! Please be telepathic, please be. If we get to find out that her mom used her telepathy to hide Susan's powers that would be EVERYTHING to me.
If only Na'Toth and Laurel were in this episode also being badasses it would be the greatest of all time.
c'mon telepathic Susan! C'mon!! omfg I'm almost vibrating.
"…and then, every once in awhile, I was the one who touched her mind."
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP FUCK YES I AM WELL FED THIS EPISODE
"…I'm a latent telepath."
FUCKING WINNING
Now Sheridan just needs to not be an idiot about this. Obviously she hid it, who wants to be fucking gangpressed into PsiCorps?!
Good job, Sheridan. Minimal shittiness achieved. And I know I'm completely fucking feral about Susan/Talia but it's so perfect that Susan is so close to Sheridan that he's the first person she tells about her hidden talent.
Smart of Garibaldi to hand over his piece before being not-scanned. What a fucker tho, faking them out. hahah.
also please don't be the mole, Ivanova. I don't want anything bad to have happened to her, ever, but since plenty has, I don't want any more!!
After all these people have been cleared, I think Ivanova will probably just agree to being cleared. She will want to know. Maybe she would let Lyta tell Talia the password and let Talia password her?
I do like Sheridan's theory earlier talking to Garibaldi that the second in command who shot Garibaldi in the back was the mole.
Ahhhh Ivanova did change her mind. And she's clean!
Lyta: I'm sorry Susan: Go to hell.
That's my girl.
Oh man!! I didn't even think to suspect Talia! Fuuuuuuuck, and she's all telekinetic'ed up, too!! Oh, damn it. I don't like this at all.
or do I? There's plenty of whump to be had. hm.
You know what I really don't like, this boys-only confab. Ivanova is the second in command of the entirety of B5 and she's not present for the strategy meeting. Uncool.
Ahhhh it's all coming together for Garibaldi. Wow, they really have been seeding this plotline for the whole show!! Cool Hat Man Mind Empty No Thoughts Only Hat wasn't just fun filler!
The Talia that Susan knew definitely has to be in there! They haven't kissed yet! And I need that!!
Oh, this is chilling!! The angst! The whump!! Susan!!!
I think it would be really funny if the sub-personality didn't understand homosexuality and therefore has no idea real!Talia was in love with Susan and vice versa.
OK now I weirdly ship Lyta/Kosh.
"I never told them, I never told anyone. I hid it all away in the smallest, tiniest corner of my mind. They could have killed me and they still wouldn't have found it. Only at night, alone, would I open that small door in my mind where I kept the memory of you and listened to your voice. Listened to you sing me to sleep. I hope I can come back again, but I don't know. Until then, Kosh, I want to see you again. Just one more time before I go."
Lyta's a bonafide monsterfucker. What a great note to end this on!
My thoughts right now are: "Hnnnnnngggggshshshcsagfjkaldsf yes." Good episode! My favorite of the season so far! I can't wait to see how all this plays out!! I may make some gifs and do a gif-post of this ep later. So many good shots!
this next one is posted to the correct blog, hah.
#babylon 5#lyta alexander#susan ivanova#talia winters#susan ivanova x talia winters#screaming crying throwing up#an episode of all time#plot plot plot plot#woodsfae b5
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I support women who don't want children, but there's a huge misconception on who has access to birth control which includes hysterectomies. If you as a childless person think you can go to a doctor before the age of 30 and get approved for one easily, you're wrong lmao. In fact, the childless people who do get hysterectomies are lucky. This form of birth control which removes the chance of pregnancy completely is quite inaccessible unless you're privileged, able-bodied or rich and those are the women the middle class and impoverished class say should be having kids. Lmao.
Rich people are not having children just to put them off into the Capitalistic Slave Trade. Those kids are fast tracked to become your doctors. Those kids grow up and vote in the interest of themselves and now look who's president. But yeah, rich people are the only people who should only have children. God knows the middle class is fucked.
So when childless people shame disenfranchised women for having children, it's insane. I wasn't even supposed to be on hormonal birth control and what, I did the Mirena twice and it rejected. Nuva Ring. Pills.
Oh yeah and that arm implant is giving women brain tumors, I ducked that one.
I was told I couldn't get an IUD again. Wasn't until after I had my child I was informed otherwise. Getting diagnosed with a genetic heart condition just after giving birth and they're scanning my legs for dangerous blood clots because I was on all that hormonal birth control for years. And yeah, when I brought up my shortness of breath, I was written off, wasn't asked if I had a history with it (I did), it was just, "that's normal for pregnancy," because nothing happens to Black women ever.
If heart disease affects Black women disproportionately, Black women shouldn't be offered hormonal birth control, but that is the most accessible form of birth control. There are probably other diseases that don't mix with hormonal birth control, too, I just can't think of them. I feel like you already have to be diagnosed with your condition to have a say because I wanted an IUD and I got ushered out with a script for pills. They'll push the pills on you before anything else regardless of race because the pills are a continuous script and they're profitable. But that also means that if you can't afford your co-pay and you have unprotected sex, you end up pregnant anyway. And an abortion costs hundreds of dollars and I don't know of them to be usually covered by insurance. So now what? Lmao.
Mind you, the chances of being chronically ill have just gone up because of COVID, which is cardiovascular, it's all but guaranteed, but like nobody wears a mask anymore.
Eugenics (and racism) plays a big part in policing women's bodies, too and it's not just physical illness, it's also mental illness.
Childless people (including young, able-bodied men) and mothers, both of these demographics who know they don't want any or more children will be made out to be crazy.
So in Canada, they're offering euthanization to people with mental illness. And I wouldn't doubt that childless people and parents who don't want more children will be considered to be mentally ill if they refuse to play the reproduction game. Either that... or jail.
TL;DR: Your reproductive rights are fucked. Your healthcare system is fucked. The employees are fucked. Everything is fucked. You're attacking the wrong people.
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The amount of people I've seen call Rand an abuser for the Rand Selene choking scene when that is clearly a kink makes me want to tear my hair out.
WHAT. hold on. WHAT????? i'm very thankful that i've never seen this take lmao i must have only the right people in my personal internet orbit! and man, especially when you consider the fact that, iirc, that choking scene happened after rand had repeatedly refused sex and selene kept kissing him anyway, so Even If he was legitimately choking her in a violent way and not in a kink way (which he wasn't), then it would be because he was trying to get her to stop after she did not listen to him trying to stop her verbally!
i did, however, once see someone be like "ugh of course we're blaming women for everything 🙄" in regards to people discussing how rand, a naive 21-year-old country boy, was manipulated and coerced by an extremely cunning and experienced 3000-year-old villain for months, and i was like [closes my eyes]. i mean, i support Lanfear's Wrongs too, she slays she serves etc etc, but to act like rand has not been traumatized by that relationship and like said trauma is not her fault is insanity! this is exactly how we arrive at shit like some readers and the narrative itself going "turnabout is fair play, haha!" re: a certain male character getting straight-up raped by a woman in a later book.
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Fave character in each ct ep,, drop em
1.1 - Mittens the Cat (KITTY!!!!)
1.2 - Sherrif Brock Goodman (He's cool and I like the implied link with 2.6)
1.3 - Cassidy (THE GIRLY... ;-;)
1.4 - Ethan (idk I rlly vibed with him)
1.5 - Collector (THE SILLY!!! THE GUY EVER!!!)
1.6 - Samantha (Tbh HCs and Larson lore are doing the heavy lifting for this one, but I still like her from what little we know abt her. Surprisingly fun to project my issues on/hj)
1.7 - Star (...silly fish. that is all. She is my baby my daughter and she did nothing wrong ever)
1.8 - Marc (Marc. Funny dragom.)
1.9 - Brandon (Well, would this count as both 1.9 and 2.5? Anyways I feel bad for him because of his backstory.)
1.10 - Idk Death I guess he's the only one there/hj
Bonus : UTCT - Wong (I support women's rights and wrongs, go feminism yeah it rocks/ref)
Bonus : TNWM - Julie (She has a knife and I think that's cool)
2.1 - Pierce (TAT)
2.2 - Arthur or Merchant (both of them are very cool characters but for opposite reasons)
2.3 - Cliff (He's so sassy LMAO)
2.4 - Kevin (OK WHERE DO I START WITH THIS? For one I relate to him so much in so many ways. And I feel so bad for him bc of that. Anyways I'll stop there before I go insane, that's my BOY MY BLORBO ;-;)
2.5 - Brandon (see 1.9)
2.6 - Matthew Godrick (Knowing what happened to him just makes me feel bad. I want to give him a hug... Maybe he gets the closest to revenge, if a certain theory is considered.)
2.7 - Adam (He's cool ig)
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☕️ How do you feel about horror films in the 2010's? What were some of the best and worst to come out of that decade in your opinion?
oh hmmmmm let's look at what i've seen that came out in the 2010s
great, really loved - tucker & dale vs evil (horror comedy that will always be famous. to me.); get out (i like us and nope as well but get out to me is like the tightest writing of the three. and then nope and then us.); it ch1 (i have a fond memory of seeing this on my birthday so i have a bias for it :]); annihilation (i love sci-fi horror films so fucking much. ik there's big differences between the book and the film but i cannot wait to read the book anyway!); mandy (i have got to get high and watch this. epic film)
good, decent film - black swan (i do not get what the discourse is around this movie. no it's not the most mind-blowing film experience but idk ppl act like there's nothing worth redeeming in it.); the cabin in the woods (this is a p good movie, do not get me wrong, but it would've been better without the joss whedon stink on it); paranorman (will probably get bumped up a notch once i've rewatched it tbh); what we do in the shadows (mockumentaries i love u); crimson peak (can i just take a sec to say media literacy is ass on this site bc of that one post about crimson peak.); green room (wanna rewatch this one bc its premise is right up my alley); the boy (benefits from Better Than I Was Expecting); happy death day (groundhog day plots are really hit or miss for me but i did like this one. i support women's wrongs.); a quiet place (i need to see the sequels bc i hear day one is good but this was def a unique premise and i liked how the end product turned out); color out of space (goes on a touch too long imo but i'd love to watch it again); us (i still enjoy us just not as much as get out or nope. there's some clunkiness in us.)
a little mediocre but i'll put it on - my soul to take (no real notes on this one other than not being big happy w its ending); grave encounters (probs a little higher up on the meter bc i do enjoy saying 'im lance preston and this is grave encounters' at random); american mary (also on the higher up side bc i'd like it to have been. idk. gorier? also the ending felt kinda anticlimactic.); the babadook (film got spoiled for me long before i sat down to watch it. my partner despises it. i just wanna know why no one has pointed out that the kid is obviously autistic and him being presented as a burden is kinda fucked up); hereditary (i think this is a decent melodrama, and ari aster is not untalented, but oh my gooooood people piss me off about this movie lmao and the mom sounds exactly like my mother.); mom and dad (the parts w the parents i think are much stronger than the parts w the kids but interesting concept for a short story.); it ch2 (i think it doesn't quite match up to pt 1 but it's not bad. i might rewatch it and see how i feel.), ready or not (i'd love to rewatch this one and have my mind changed on it)
i don't remember this one love and light - the woman in black (i'll give this a rewatch later); the purge (i only have the vaguest memories of what happens in this one bc i watched it at 2 am w some classmates while studying abroad); it follows (i see both a lot of love and a lot of hate for this movie so i kinda wanna rewatch before i settle on an opinion)
boring - fright night (i watched this in high school bc i really liked david tennant but i tried rewatching it as an adult and i couldn't get hooked); the conjuring (i'm so sorry to everyone who loves these films but i could NOT get into this.); the witch (sorry.)
i dont recommend tbh - saw 3d (not one on my rewatch list in the series but it's also not the worst film in the set on account of it not being jigsaw or spiral); in fear (i watched this while studying abroad in scotland and i got very let down at just how little was going on in this film.); tusk (parts of this movie i was struggling not to laugh at. didn't feel bad for the main character in the least. not nearly as disturbing as everyone kept making it out ot be imo.); the love witch (i thought 'oh this has to be a critique of rad feminism it's too campy to be taken seriously' but alas i was wrong); midsommar (i am keeping my mouth shut on my real opinion of this movie.)
abysmal. sorry. - dark shadows (i will admit there are burton films that i still find joy in but this is definitely not one of them. really weird movie from what i remember); silent hill: revelation 3d (idk how they fucked up worse than christoph gans but they did!); jigsaw (how the fuck do you make a saw movie that's BORING. booo logan we hate ur pussy!)
woah sorry i just looked a t a list sorry this is like a massive wall of text.
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opinion on dunmeshi 🫵🫵🫵‼️‼️‼️
It got me out of a really dark place. I struggle with eating at least two meals a day, regularly. The main theme of the story being food, and each episode having at least one recipe, all while having an engaging worldbuilding and storyline and a diverse cast of contrasting characters and the way the women are handled (author said: I support women's rights and women's wrongs and I find that beautiful) and just how much I can relate to so many characters and have so much love for them and they all feel whole on their own, their own person, yet find comradeship in each other... it's good, really. There's so much to love i dunmeshi. My strongest yuri ship is Farcille, out of all non yuri media or just in general. Farcille art makes my heart warm and soft. I like seeing them married and I have the most scenarios I'd want to develop in fic for them, out of all yuri ships I have. I love the other yuri ships dearly and like the art of them too, but I'm usually satisfied with what the story had in canon for them. Farcille, I want 30 fics about them pining, while at magic school, at the dungeon, after everything... god, there's just so much to expand on. But, back to eating. Watching dungeon meshi made me hungry, but I wanted to see what happened next. Inspired by Senshi's philosophy, I would prepare a meal and always have something to eat while watching. Since I don't like binge watching anyway, it became a ritual that made sure I put a little more effort to eat a healthy meal that day, and fixed my meal times during the time I was watching. When the next season releases, it probably will become my cognitive behavior therapy once again (lmao). I don't read the manga because I'm reluctant to finish something I like, but it's also a comfort to know the story is completed and, if I change my mind, it's there for me to binge read.
NOW, your opinion on dungeon meshi!! 🫵
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Alright Season 3 lets give it up for season 3 everyone.
Cannot believe this show left me on "How do you know what you brought back it 100% pure Sam?" and I just said to myself
GODDAMN
and then just didn't watch S3E1 for three days
Anyway. Liveblogging spn while I work tonight. We're bringing back the old days where I did this with x files if any of you remember that LMAO
Kicking things off with a bang (and me trying to not post too many rambles about a stupid tv show, so I'm conglomerating my thoughts into big posts instead)
we have S3E1 - The Magnificent Seven
Love this show's deep appreciation for full black contact lenses MWAH
cheffs kiss
Sorry I know I should be focusing on the evil demon smoke going to infect whatever city this is but like. Do you guys actually genuinely have flags out the front of your houses like this for real
Like really. Do your houses really have flags like that.
OH YEAH BABEY SEASON 3 GOT AN INTRO STING GRAPHICAL UPDATE!!!!!!!!!! NICE
He is SO concerned
No one is giving me practical effects like this show is and I'm living for this
I WISH there was more of a scene in australia cause god I'd work as a prop maker for a living if it was a viable career to do more horror aligned stuff here.
They've spiced up the camera work this season and it is FUN!!!!
These two are great I hope they're gonna be regular supporting characters PLEASE
Highly entertaining seeing Dean's superpower of "Flirt with woman successfully" actually used as a utility (bonus points because it's making him uncomfortable)
RARE HAT-LESS BOBBY SPOTTED
Oh.
Absolutely visceral death, but a real damn shame because these two were cool :(
This show has no right just putting jokes like this right after a scene like THAT.
These dickheads are far too fun to be a one off PLEASE
Australian chanting
FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT!!!!!!!!
Alright that was a fun way to start a season. Nice recap. I get it. It'dved been a while since it last aired. I like shitty pissed off Sam a LOT.
Are you tired of being nice Sam? Don't you just want to go apeshit?
Round 2 Electric Boogaloo with S3E2 - The Kids are Alright
Starting strong once again with a callback to Victorian worksafe ads!!
(Victorians know.)
Love that Sam inherited NONE of the lying genes in the family
I'm sorry you cant make the comment "as many as I can squeeze out" (EUPHAMISM) and then immediately smack me in the face with a fucking GUMBY REFERENCE?????!!!!!!!!!
Fuck off I hate this show. Fuck you dean you stupid piece of shit
A FUCKING
GUMBY REFERENCE (how many of you know what that is LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Look I get it, I do, but c'mon he looks so fucking awkward getting cake while these two women are talking about the explicit details of his prior intimate experience with Lisa from 8 years ago
Like what the fuck did they DO to illicit a reaction as intense as these two women are giving
No I will not suspend my disbelief for the running gag No I'm not taking this too literally NO i don't have a problem with interpreting jokes
The closeup of Dean's face as his brain was doing the dialup tone killed me, then immediately PANIC but don't drop the cake (SAME)
Anyway. Lisa I love you. You're amazing. Please be done justice by this show. Please.
Need you all to know I go through hell (HAR HAR) to watch this show
And I thought my conversations in cafes sounded unhinged to bystanders (LITERALLY had some old dude tell me and a friend we were weirdos as we minded our own business drawing horror art in a cafe hgakjrhgkagh)
HATE that my brain just went "NOT THE SARAN WRAP SKIN" (we don't call it that. Next I'll start pronouncing things more wrong than I already do)
Not the white DS Lite!!!!!!!!
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Remember this kid you bullied in highschool? This is them now
Oh this show doesn't pull punches and it has some NICE shots
Anyway bye Lisa I love you I hope you come back soon :(
the running gag of bizarre interior décor hotel room never ceases to entertain me, I'm like a small child
Anyway
ran out of room for more images on this post so. Who knows maybe I'll fuck off or I'll do a part 2 tonight we'll see
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i can make a whole essay unpacking all lily's bs
People (and by people I mean cunts) get stuck on the fact that Mayrik was Rey's ride to Jakku, but it was Rey's Parents and Niima the Hutt who made her a slave. Not Mayrik.
Doesn't make it better really. She still did it. She trafficked a child to slavery, where she could be force to work to death, killed or r*ped. And Mayrik. Did. Nothing. So why is she good and sympathetic in that scenario, and, say, Luke, who hesitated to kill his own nephew just because there's some chance of him becoming evil, isn't? Because she's black/woman/sith and by extension oppressed? Wasn't her lover a wealthy senator of dantooine who could give her money lmao???
The story ends with a war to end the Hutt Cartel on the horizon, and Aliana already killed Rey's parents.
That's the problem Lily. ALIANA kills her parents. It's not Rey's decision, she (if i remember correctly) doesn't even MEET them, let alone talk. if i was rey, ngl, I'd be seriously PISSED OFF. because those are MY parents, regardless of how horrible they are. also who tf is Aliana to make that decision?? a child of rey's trafficker? a girlfriend at best! She has no right to choose their fate for rey you moron
also thanks for using the c*nt slur (you've admitted that it's a slur) against women that disagrees with you. TERF, c*nt, b*tch, what next "witch"?…… oh wait :)
oh god there's more of this nonsense!
One thing people forget is that this was originally going to be a fight between Alie and Rey, but it was a fight where Rey was clearly unreasonable. And we scrapped it because it was needless cruelty.
....... umm it's not other people's problem that you can't write a conflict without making it cruel... says a lot about you honestly. also "unreasonable" lily seriously?? it's unreasonable to be angry at someone who lied to you about very important thing, technically earned her money from YOU being sent to slavery and glorifying your abuser??
Alie was 10 and no idea why Rey was even on the ship and didn't even recognize her 14 years later when she landed on Jakku. There was nothing she could do, and Rey taking that anger out on her, especially after realizing she's already been far too unfair to Aliana already, would be out of character for her. Her anger would have to be with Tahleea, who is already dead in part because of the safe decision making that led to her brining Rey to Jakku in the first place.
are we going to forget that rey still forgive Mayrik 2 min after meeting her ghost? are we going to ignore Aliana woodifying her mom every 5 seconds? and it's not like mayrik's death was some kind of poetic justice btw in two loving mothers she seemed HAPPY having such a great mother figure... jesus just change aliana to a white guy and you'd have a fucking hysteria by that point
Ultimately Tahleea's crimes are miniscule. If it hadn't been her, it would have been someone else.
.... lily, it's like saying "wELL SOMEONE had to drive those jews to concentration camps! if it wasn't Heinrich it would've been Ulrich!!". she's a SLAVE trafficker, what miniscule crimes are you talking about?? do you fucking hear yourself right now??
And Aliana has already had the time to process her mother's mistakes. It's why she doesn't try to reason with power. It's why she's not a peaceful person. It's why she doesn't try to be acceptable to the Republic.
it's why she kills random people she thinks are bad, it's why she electrocutes an old woman that shows Aliana that she's wrong, it's why she supports tyrany. a hero of your time yall
Her mother was all of those things. The quintessential "One of the good ones" of the Sith. They killed her anyway.
well good riddance https://youtu.be/zLyk_AIZGkw?t=136
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