#well it's in the doctor who universe

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Pride!! Perhaps some Doctor Who?

All the alarms start blaring.

Tosh says it's coming from beneath the basement, the sub level tunnels that they haven't used since the Blitz. Jack shouts for all hands, thinking anything smart enough to get in that way might be a problem. Gwen and Owen grab their guns and line up with Tosh. Jack leads them down, sparing a moment to wonder where Ianto is and hoping he was smart enough to get somewhere safe while they handled this.

He’ll look back on this moment with a grim sort of irony later.

They find a terrifying contraption and an even more horrifying being inside of it – a partially converted cyberman. Or cyberwoman, as the case may be.

She has Ianto.

Except after the first spike of fear and adrenaline, he realizes that’s not right, exactly.

Ianto is kneeling by the machine, fiddling with the needles and wires in her legs. She’s free from the waist up, sitting upright, with the warm brown of her skin and the silver metal melding seamlessly together. She looks human from the neck up, a discarded cyberman helmet to the side.

For a moment they’re all completely still, looking at each other in silence and surprise.

Then she says, “I told you that was the wrong wire.”

She sounds human. No metallic twang to her voice, no robotic facsimile of emotions.

Ianto shoots her an irritated look. “Excuse me for being concerned about electrocuting you.”

“I could take it,” she says, offhand.

“Ianto,” Jack says with all the calm he’s able to muster. “Get away from her.”

“So you can shoot her?” he asks. This is not the nervous, eager man he’s used to dealing with. Has he been infected too? No, it’s not inhuman. Just different. “I’d rather not.”

“I could take it,” she repeats.

Ianto reaches up to pinch her in the side. She doesn’t react, likely barely able to feel it, but she does pout. Which is oddly disconcerting. “Just sit still and let me finish getting you out of this thing. I didn’t spend the last year rewriting the cyberman protocols just to watch you get shot.”

“Okay,” Owen says, “what the fuck is going on here?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Ianto asks.

She slaps him on the shoulder. Jack flinches. She’s strong enough, even partially converted, to break bones with that hit, but Ianto just rolls his eyes.

“Apologies,” she says. “I’m Ianto’s fiance. Lisa Hallet.”

[gallifreyanhotfive]

What if I used on online generator to create a Doctor Who Cards Against Humanity deck that includes shit from every form of media. What if I made it a PDF file. What then.

[camellcat]

lose my mind every time the doctor takes rose's last name in fics. brilliant, amazing, splendid, absolutely perfect.

like, what do you MEAN she'd be the one to change her last name? he doesn't even HAVE a bloody name like us! plus, she's rose tyler. you think he's going to want that to be different? it's the doctor and rose tyler in the tardis (or I suppose whatever they do in pete's world, but that's still the doctor and rose tyler having their new adventure)!!

she's rose tyler and he is whatever-he-wants tyler. end of discussion. the whole pond diabolical should've been clue enough imo

[thevalleyisjolly]

It's a minor detail but I'm so emotional over Doctor Who making the universal human language in the future based on Cantonese.

[icarusredwings]

"How much brain rot do you have?"

Im currently litsening to a man from the Uk explain to me the mysteries of space and pretending Im Donna and the 14th doctor rambling to her because he had a nightmare and she made the mistake of asking him whats on his mind.

For those wondering, it's literally called "4 hours of stunning soace mysteries to fall asleep to" by Spacedust.

Or him. This is also such a him thing. I wonder if Clara just got used to it or she scolded him to sleep.

Midnight thoughts.

[intuitive-revelations]

FLUXES [Celestis: Engineered Participants / Technologies] Example: "DOCTOR, The"

[Image description, courtesy of @quailfence: a series of pictures of text, alternated with screencaps and gifs from Doctor Who.

1: Text: Fluxes: [Celestis: Engineered Participants/Technology] Individuals transposed backwards in time but not too far in space, using a very high chaotic limiter setting and tied to their home period by a thread of biodata

2: The Eleventh Doctor stands in the future corpse of his TARDIS, looking and a pulsing stream of light that has replaced the console. He says, "That is the scar tissue of my journey through the universe. My path through time and space."

3: Text: He raised a finger. 'Look. There.

Now she could just make out the thread in the moonlight. It was just a faint reflection, maybe a foot or two long, about a metre off the ground. A taut strand of spiderweb hanging in the air, not attached to anything.

'What is it?' Fitz asked.

'It's only partially rotated into three dimensions,' he said. He pushed his finger right through the glimmering line, without affecting it. 'That's why it looks one- or two-dimensional. The rest is still perpendicular to what we can see - woven into higher space, or the time vortex…'

'Yes,' said Fitz, 'but what is it?' 'It's what your friend mistook for a ley line.' The Doctor was scuttling around the silver thread, peering at it from every angle, getting more and more agitated. 'It's part of the fabric of space-time itself. What DNA is to your genetic code, this stuff is to biodata. And it's all just exposed here now. Personality, history, memory, perception, all vulnerable…'

'I'm going to have to ask you again, aren't I?' said Fitz.

The Doctor said, 'It's me.'

4: The Fourteenth and Fifteenth doctors in the TARDIS. 14: "But you're fine?" 15: "I'm fine, because you fixed yourself. We're Time Lords, we're doing rehab out of order."

5: Text: The subject is turned loose in his or her own history, and the limiter setting allows tiny actions taken by the future version to have considerable effects on the past version. The biodata link then transfers these changes to the future version, which alters it, and thus alters the changes made to the past version. Therefore, the individual's history is kept constantly in flux.

6: The Fugitive Doctor says, "Let me take it from the top: Hello, I'm the Doctor."

7: Text: Let me finish. Think back to that time when you went to see your previous selves.

8: Ten, Eleven, and War talk to each other. Ten: "You're not actually suggesting that we change our own personal history?" Eleven: "We change history all the time. I'm suggesting far worse."

9: Text: 'Maybe there's no one home on Gallifrey,' said the boy softly. There was just the one of him.

The Doctor looked at him, cupping the small white cube in his hands. The boy said, Maybe they all left. Or maybe the whole planet's being destroyed, and undestroyed, and destroyed, and you just caught them at the wrong moment.

10: The TARDIS by the ruins of Gallifrey

11: Text: 'It's impossible,' said the Doctor. 'It's impossible for my people. Our past is unreachable. What's written can't be unwritten.'

'Who said your history can't change?'

Another boy answered, 'Someone from his history.'

And another: 'Maybe it's the second-biggest lie in Time Lord history.'

12: Dhawan!Master tells Thirteen, "You are the Timeless Child."

13: Thitreen stares at a ruined house. Swarm whispers in her ear and tells her, "All the memories you've lost, all the people you've been. It's all in there, contained within that house."

14: Text: And it was like the Doctor's home. As if his ship understood the loss of the House and had compensated to fill the emptiness. Shadowy corridors, alcoves and stairways, a secret at every turn. Like being in the Doctor's head. Like his life, for that matter, the details of which were strewn like flotsam across the floor.

15: Text: 'Sweet,' said the little boy. 'That's my favourite of your origin stories, too.'

The Doctor opened his eyes. He had been laughing, he realised, he felt that lightness in himself. The boys had all moved away, behind him, leaving him facing the empty dark of the warehouse.

'What do you mean?' he asked. His voice sounded very small.

'Is this the version where they banned all mention of his name, and yours, for consorting with aliens? Or the one where he got every record of himself deleted from the files?'

'Feel free to believe either of them,' snapped the Doctor, 'or both of them, or neither of them. If you're curious about my past, I want there to be as many wrong answers as possible.'

16: The Eighth Doctor tells someone, "I'm half human. On my mother's side."

17: Text: 'Well he's a hybrid, you know that. A Gallifreyan not born of Gallifreyan, the one who unites the two races and brings good old human niceness into their alien society. Aliens need that, y'know.'

'A human hybrid? She saw the contempt in his curling lip. 'Pseudoscientific nonsense. There's no evidence,' he repeated.

'He's allowed to be different. He's got a prophecy and everything.'

18: Lady Me says, "By your own reasoning, why couldn't the Hybrid be half Time Lord, half human?"

19: Text: Someone giggled. 'Let's play pin the tale on the donkey.'

'Maybe you didn't use to have a father.'

'Maybe you're living in the middle of a time war. Maybe there's an Enemy out there -'

The Doctor shouted, 'I'm not listening!'

'- who's rewriting you when you're not looking!'

'Maybe you weren't always half human.'

'But now you've become always half human.' 'Maybe you weren't always a Time Lord.'

But now you've always been a Time Lord.'

'Maybe you originally came from some planet in the forty-ninth century. Fleeing from the Enemy who'd overrun your home -'

'I said I'm not listening! Laa laa laa laa laa -'

'- and you've just been written and rewritten and overwritten, ever since.'

'Pin the tale!'

'How d'you know it's not true?'

'How could you know it's not true?'

The voices crowded in. 'How would you know, huh?'

'How would you know?'

'How would 'How would you 'How 'How would you know? you know? you know? know?'

'Why would I care?' shouted the Doctor.

The boy fell silent.

20: Lady Me asks, "Am I right? Is it true?" Twelve replies, "Does it matter?"

21: Text: However, the one group from the Homeworld which has excelled at flux-engineering is the Celestis.

22: Two asks the Time Lords, "Now then… what about me?"

23: Tecteun tells Thirteen, "Which is ehy we engineered the Fluyx: Shut the universe down and you within it."

24: Text: Even Mictlan itself can be considered a kind of enormous flux, an endlessly-shifting realm so cortosive to the rest of history that its heartland has to be kept on the outer skin of the universe

24: The Fourteenth Doctor tells Donna, "I invoked a supersition, at the edge of the universe, where the walls are thin and everything is possible."

25: The space station from Wild Blue Yonder

26: Text: There are suggestions of a stable middle-ground between the two fates, in which the physical matter of the flux is lost but the meaning of the subject/ victim is retained, a series of memetic connections with no flesh to support it. Yet this entity exists only on a purely theoretical level, relying on the perceptions of others to survive at all.

27: The Twelfth Doctor walks up to the TARDIS console. He says, "Can't wait to hear what I say." Glancing at the viewer, he adds, "I'm noting without an audience."

28: Text: You know what Sam represents. If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Stop me if I'm getting too abstract here, but if a Time Lord saves the world and nobody witnesses him doing it, does history care? She's your witness. The thing you need to make you whole.

29: The First Doctor looks at the viewer and says, "Incidentally, a Happy Christmas to all of you at home!" End description.]

[Plain text: Fluxes [Celestis: Engineered Participants / Technologies] Example: "Doctor, The". End plain text.]

@dw-described

[yuwuta]

peds surgeon yuuta??? u cant say things like that i need to jump. the cartoons, the glasses, of course his freaky ass would have a thing for u calling him doctor okkotsu i need to die id wanna tease him sm and be all over him but i cant think of anything if its in a hospital how did the greys anatomy ppl made it work?

the grey’s doctors were FREAKS LMFAOO bc there is not space to be doing all that in the on call rooms��. honestly yuuta is probably too busy to even try anything with you in the hospital 90% of the time… he’s either in surgery or buried in the research library or falling asleep standing up 😭 sometimes you two pass each other in an empty stairwell and have time for a kiss or two, but never more than that (also because yuuta has very little self-restraint when it comes to you… if he allowed himself more than that, then it would be much harder to stop…) 

sometimes the two of you will fall asleep in the same on call room. yuuta will page you there and by the time you arrive he’s already half asleep, it’s probably his only nap in the last 24 hours, so you do your best not to wake wake him when you cuddle up next to him. you get a few hours of bliss in his arms before his pager is waking the both of you up, and he’s got to scurry downstairs to the peds floor and in his hurry he doesn’t realize he’s snagged your lab coat instead of his own, and it’s only when he’s haphazardly slipped it on and the arms are too short and the shoulders are too tight that he figures it out. it’s too late by then, because gojo is the attending on this case which means he doesn’t miss anything, which means he’s the first to giggle and tease, poking at your name embroidered above the breast pocket, “oh? i didn’t know the two of you got married already! oh and you took her last name, how noble, yuuta!~” 

[weedle-testaburger]

excuse me for a second. *picks up cynical sci-fi men whose optimism was crushed by the injustices of the universe and snorts them like heroin*

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

I like making slideshows and I'm more than a little bit obsessed with Time Lords, so this post is going to be my masterpost for all my Time Lord related slideshows, enjoy

Why Time Lords dress the way they do

Time Lord Names

What is a Time Lord

Regenerative Dissonance (also me complaining about the Eleven)

Regeneration

A brief explanation of Time Lord Chapters and Houses

(More will be added as I make them)

(If you want more in depth explanations this site is very good)

[angelic37]

TENTOO DAY GIFT EXCHANGE ► movie night for @demdifferentstories-29

[stargatelov3r]

Ko-fi shop updates! ☕️

Some of you might know that I have my own ko-fi shop where you can buy stargate bracelets, stargate pride bracelets, pride key chains, and some other stuff!

I finally added pansexual and aroace bracelets!

How freaking beautiful is the aroace flag??? Hellooo????

As usual the simple two colored bracelets are also available, more options coming soon!

But behold! There are more pride items! Rainbow keychains! Yay!

And for the Whovians among you I also have a Tardis bracelet!

As always I’ll say: more to be added soon, I have many ideas but alas, so little time!

Tips are also always welcome! As are shares!

Thank you all so much for your continuous support!

[sarahwatchesthings]

Honestly, after the Sutekh and Ruby's birth mom reveals, I'm not all that interested in who Mrs. Flood is. She's probably just like. Someone who runs a Doctor-spotting website like the guy Rose met in S1. And every time she addresses the camera, she's filming dramatic video for the website. Or she's another random classic Who villain come back, like Morgaine from "Battlefield" or the woman who ran the Happiness Patrol.

[rystiel]

au where the doctor isn’t a dick and goes back to pick jack up but jack already left satellite 5 and he has no idea where he went off to, so when they run into each other again in cardiff the doctor’s like “you’ve been in wales THIS WHOLE TIME??? why didn’t i think of that”

[sadcoms]

and if i said that everything people prophesied would happen if the doctor and rose stayed together actually happened after they were separated what then

[norman-ratri-truther]

bill potts is like the greatest nuwho companion hands down, like something happened with bill she is literally unrivalled im sorry i love her so much

also she has the best companion & doctor dynamic, twelve&bill my beloved they deserved more than one season. they got such a short run but they carried it so hard

[kil9]

everypony hates me for my complete and utter disrespect of authority