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Everyone: i wanna excel in my studies, training, find a good job, etc.
Cater: magicam
#cay cay naur#this guy#well if thats what he wants to doooo#cater diamond#ruggie bucchi#vil schoenheit#sebek zigvolt#twisted wonderland#sams new year sale
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ahhh ahhh
#beeps#alcohol mention in tags#so im going to add a bunch of shit so it hides the tags#ahh ahhhhh ahhhh ahhha hahhhhha hhhya hahhhhh ayhahhhh ahhh#ahhhhh ahhh ahhhhhhha haha ahahhhh#ahhhh#are we good#probably#anyway#guy from bumble. i downloaded bumble a couple days ago because i was drunk#and i needed to socialize so i was like sure. dating app#but i matched with one guy (more than one but thats not important)#(also why are there so few women on there. no women who want to match with nonbinary i guess)#anyway. hes a gamer. we moved from bunble to discord. anime nerd as well#talked. voice chatted. watched promare together. animation was really nice. he has a really nice voice i almost died#its so smooth. his voice. i actually got flustered. i never get flustered. damn#HIS VOICE IS SO NICE#and he called me cute or whateer. ahh. i died.#im drunk again. because of course i am#WHAT DO I DOOOO#DO I PROPOSE MARRIAGE. OR WHAT#when we moved to discord i kindof stopped using bumble entirely. i havent really opened it#im goinfhh oenjrorjrjeodoppdjehehjrodokejke#what if we meet in person and he decides i suck ill die. AHHHHHH#i dont know why im posting. i ahhhh ahhhhhhha ghahhahhha#i mamdjhdjshdhshsjdhdjkdkdjmdnfjcjdoskdkdjsjasnnsndbksksdjkdkskdndnsksk#ok. bye bye
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷pairings: mafia! dazai x civilian! reader (slight angst)
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷plot: oh our dear demon prodigy fell in love, I guess you could really say opposites attract but how would his miracle react to him when he's not himself?
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷Felix's Note: AHH okay so this is based off a chat I had with his bot and it inspired me to write thisss so hope you like itt!!! Gender neutral reader as far as I've read! :D Have a great day/night! xoxo, mwah 🩷
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷warnings: slight gore (I mean it's mafia dazai guys) slight angst if you squint, a torture scene 😮💨 (interrogation) dazai calls the reader angel
MY PRECIOUS MIRACLE
The demon prodigy, the notorious mafia executive, fallen in love with a mere civilian? He found it curious, he himself pondered over that question for hours when he was not thinking about ways to kill himself. Perhaps it was your innocence that drew him in? Perhaps it was the fact that your smile was so pure so genuine it intrigued him how you did so. Nevertheless you found yourself in his office swinging your legs as he slacked off of work.
He would spare you glances during his fit of rolling on the floor. You just started at him with a smile to which he felt if not a lot but a little at ease. "This so so boringgg, I've finished the game I was playing and I've tried to kill myself aswell there's nothing to doooo" He whines rolling on the floor. Key word tried to kill himself, you saw him and stopped him before he had a chance. You thought for a moment and said "well why don't you try working for a change". He was flabbergasted at that " How could you suggest something thats 10 times worse! Angel I thought you knew me better".
It was moments like these where you found it difficult to believe he was who the media portrays him as he shifted from rolling on the floor to clinging your leg complaining and whining about his job and how you were the best thing to happen to him. But of course you were quickly reminded of who he was as he heard a knock on his office door, he opened the door and someone said something that made his eyes shift to those of a traumatic child and a sadistic grin was plastered on his face. He turns around to you back to his normal self saying "I'll be back, don't try and kill yourself without me okay!" The duality of that guy and with that he left.
You had a lot to keep yourself busy with till the time he was gone but it had been 3 hours already and it had begun to get dark. You thought to go home but just wanted to inform Dazai incase he wanted to hop along, so you made your first mistake of the night, leaving his office. You roamed the headquarters earning a few condescending looks from the other members of the mafia, as they wondered who you were. Then a tall extremely well built guy approached you after noticing you looking for something and bent down to ask you "lost little fella? ". That was your que to get the heck out of the vicinity, so you just gave an awkward chuckle and ran off somewhere.
You stumbled across a room which you didn't bother reading the plaque of and opened it in hopes to ask about Dazais whereabouts. What you didn't expect is to see none other that Dazai himself. Only he was not Dazai. He was the demon prodigy who the media and the people spoke of. He stood in front of a man? At least you think it was a man, he was chained to the wall and he was alive? Hopefully because the condition he was in looked like he a corpse. Dazai held pliers in his hands, and the man let out an agonizing scream as your Dazai ripped one of his nails out with a sadistic smile. "So now, who do you work for? " He asked in a voice that was devoid of emotion.
Your breath got stuck in your thought as you felt paralyzed unable to move. He noticed the presence of someone else behind him as he looked behind to meet his gaze with you only you searched for him in his eyes but he wasn't there. All he said was a simple "get out" And you left the room. Your thoughts were getting louder and louder, as you thought of the scene you had just witnessed, you should've known what you'd be getting yourself into when he told you about his job, and when you agreed to stay with him despite that, but still what you witnessed took a huge toll on you and you couldn't get the picture of that man off your mind. You ran into his office trying to grab your stuff but your hands trembled and your legs wobbled, you plopped down on the couch immediately trying to calm your nerves.
In the meantime as you were trying to your face in your arms hidden in your legs as you tried to collect your thoughts you felt the cushion beside you dip down. You snapped your head up to see non other than Dazai himself tho he no longer had that look in his eyes. "You weren't supposed to see me like that" Was all he said as he avoided your gaze. You looked at him as your breathing regulated and your trembling hands became stable. After a moment of silence you cupped his face in one of your hands to bring him to look at you, you looked in his eyes, they were different than before, they were the same adoring eyes he would always look at you with. You sighed and before you could day anything he spoke "I'm sorry, if you want to leave you can, I won't stop you, I am unworthy of anyones love especially yours, you should live a normal life and not get involved with someone like me".
Why was he saying this, of course you knew about his struggles with love but deep down he really needed it, but all those boundaries that you with so much efforts broke down were starting to build up again and you couldn't have that. "They could never make me hate you Zai" You said softly assuring him "I was just... Taken aback with the scene unfolding infront of me, I was the one who agreed to stay by your side even after you constantly told me not to, I can't just throw that away not can I? " You said and with all your strength you smiled, the same smiled which he melted seeing. He didn't do it but you could tell by the look on his eyes he wanted to hug you, to assure himself that you were right there with him and you didn't disappear like everyone did. So you wrapped your arms around him carefully and for a minute he just stayed like that until his tense shoulders dropped and he hugged you back tightly afraid of letting go.
"Just remember... No matter what you become or what you have to do, I will always adore you" You said assuring him, knowing he how conflicted he was feeling inside. And Dazai himself would never admit it but for the first time a genuine soft smile came on his face as he spoke "im so glad to have met you... My precious miracle"
#bsd imagine#bsd#bsd scenarios#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs x reader#dazai x reader#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#dazai imagine#bsd imagines#dazai headcanons#bungou stray dogs dazai#mafia dazai x reader#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#bungo
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FIRSTLY, HERES A GIFT FOR U
IM HERE ☝️😤
so yes!! battle lust reader! encountering our beloved scara or wandere (you choose!) during an adventure!
reader is basically famous like diluc, absolutely skilled with a spear and hand to hand combat, traversing around sumeru, inazuma, everywhere basically and during a fight against [insert whatever monster reader is up against]
scara/wanderer encounters reader who- was gashed up, injured, struggling to stand, panting heavily and absolutely horny, a secret side of reader only she knows—but ofc scara/wanderer appears
im sure you already know what battle lust means (since childe ofc 🤭)
so being affected with lust and adrenaline, making it sense somehow, reader unknowingly attacks scara/wanderer, it takes awhile to regain reader's senses but once they do, reader was already being fucked relentlessly- because scara had notice her palpating heavy breaths, sweat, flushed face, whimpering, grinning with every strike and hit scara/wanderer lands on her, all during the fight
basically, out of fighting, reader is has a good ass elegant and respected reputation as an adventurer, but scara/wanderer had just- witnessed such a contrast from the infamous adventurer, the reader... 🤭
YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS?1!1?2 I HOPE YOU DOOOO (im kinda hesitant to be very detailed in asks since i have no clue if you like heavy details or not 🥹) ILY I HOPE WE CAN INTERACT MOOOREEEEE!!!!
THATS SOOOOO HOTTTTT 🫣
You were famous, known for your elegant skills and traversing to nation to nation. Though, you had a certain enemy that resides in Snezhnaya, one that you loathe. You never ever want to meet him.
While fighting, you ended up losing all senses to yourself. You were gashed, injured, and panting heavily. You were in a state of battlelust and while wandering through out the trees and greenery, you came across Scaramouche, the sixth of the Fatui harbingers. He notices your state for moment before you attacked him out of no where.
Luckily for him, he was able to dodge your attack. He scoffed and threw and insult at you, apparently wondering why the hell are you attacking him out of now where.
"Tch, what the hell are you trying to do?!"
Despite his insults you attack again, a grin was on your lips. This was out of character for the oh so elegant and well respected adventurer. You continued to attack him until he finally successfully attack you, ending up with you landing on the ground and him hovering on top of you.
You gasped. A lustful look on your face, you grinned, getting up once more and kicking him off his feet. You both continued this for who knows how long. You were in a state of battlelust, and it was visible on your face.
"It's pathetic on how much of a masochist you are. What would you do if everyone knew about the so elegant and well respected adventurer who was actually a freak in sheets?"
That was what you heard when you finally came back to your senses. Damn right, before you were getting fucked, Scara noticed how you whimpered and your flushed face whenever he landed a hit on you. He was weirded out at first but it somehow amused him of how you were still smiling despite your injuries.
Currently right now, you were gasping and whimpering at the feeling of his cock penetrating you.
"Ohh wow, finally back to your senses now huh? Well too bad, I was only getting started with you."
A cocky smirk was tugging on his lips, his hands on your bare hips were starting to hurt. Your breasts were out on full display, bouncing with every thrust Scara did. Your legs were hooked over his shoulders, you were in mating press and damn right, it felt amazing.
Your battlelust was whole different person from you, and he absolutely adored that lust you had in battle, that would give him a reason why to fuck you so senselessly like this, or maybe not but he doesn't give a single fuck. Your panting and whimpering look was already enough for him to know that you were enjoying on what he was doing.
"Ahh..I knew it, you wanted me just as bad as I do don't you? Don't deny it, your body here just wants me so much that it's clenching on me so tight, it's unbelievable.."
He was right, your cunt was squeezing his cock so nicely, taking him in greedily and milking him out. His fingers pinch your nipples, making you squeal and whine. Scara would be so mean, bruising your hips, pinching your nipples until it hurts, degrading and humiliating you, but it's not like you were complaining anyway.
"Who knew that the famous adventurer was such a cock hungry slut? Clenching and squeezing onto this cock like it's their last..Ohh..I wonder what would happen if people found out, would you runaway and come back to me just to get your brains fucked out? Don't be ashamed, it's okay. I don't blame you for wanting my cock this badly, you're my cock hungry slut afterall."
Him and his arrogant personality made you want to punch him, but what can you do? After all, his cock was hitting your sweet spot so nicely that you were spasming around his cock already, cumming and coating his length in your juices. He was taunting you, teasing and humiliating you, shaming you for being such a slut for his cock.
Your eyes were glistening in tears, cheeks flushed and nails clawing at his back. Your clothes were either on the ground or teared apart. Your tits were on display for him, bouncing with every deep thrust he made.
Scara gave a zap to your clit, making you shiver in pleasure as his fingers continuing to rub your nipples and fondle with them, his other fingers down on your clit and occasionally giving zaps to your sensitive nub, making you squirt on all over his abdomen.
"So dirty, squirting all over my cock like a filthy whore."
He scoffed, continuing to pump his cock into your drenched and abused hole. You were a complete drooling and babbling mess, quivering and overstimulated by how many times you came.
It was so good, so so good, your pussy was heavenly to Scaramouche. You were so dumbed out by his cock that you lost count of how many times you even came because of his cock and ministrations. The only thing in your head was him, one that you call your enemy, Scaramouche.
#genshin imagines#genshin impact x you#smut brainrot#genshin impact scenarios#genshin smut#genshin impact#scaramouche x you#scaramouche smut#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#genshin scara#scara smut#scara x reader#genshin impact x female reader#fem reader
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Thinking about more iconic lines from the show over the years instead of going to bed and created a list that is far too long:
- What’s my mother’s name?
- My best. Finally.
- I have so many flowers to bring to her.
- You were not born with venom in your veins. You learned it. You learned it.
- Don’t get on my ass about it! All I heard is that its pretty easy to do here thats all I took from what you said. (Bonus: its for the god of arts and crafts)
- At dawn, we plan.
- Doo doot doo doo doot doooo donuts!
- What matters more, the dream or the dreamer?
- Sleep well with your bad decisions.
- Nothing happens for a reason. It’s absolute fucking chaos.
- Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy.
- I’ve met the devil, thats not him.
- You never take copper. That's just kicking someone while they're down. You take silver if they're an asshole, and you take gold regardless.
- Time is one of my specialties.
- It’s entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are.
- How lucky I am to have had all of you. How lucky indeed.
- I smell like a crayon.
- I could tell by the bone structure and the contempt.
- I think I can punch ghosts now.
- Big moon, little moon.
- Pop, pop!
- I need chaos. I have faith in chaos.
- Molly said not to steal from happy people.
- I am going to tell you the story of how I murdered my mother and father.
- Smiley day to ya!
- I killed my family, I’ll throw you under a bridge.
- We’re on the moon bitch.
- She throws it. I shoot it. It explodes! NO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE! (FLUFFERNUTTER)
- I am all for faith, and I'm not going to pick a god. They can pick me. It'll be the first one that actually praises me and then maybe I'll fucking answer. I'll wait. They can fucking beg. And I will listen, which is more than they ever fucking did.
- I would like to RAGE!
- The worst thing that has happened to me has already happened.
- We're running; it's bad.
- You can reply to this message.
- Dagger, dagger, dagger.
- Opinions are like opera. Sure, you can listen to them, but why would you, really?
- There is no god that strides this world that I worship more than I worship your heart.
- I would like to live long enough to be someone else.
- Help, its again.
- Whoever it was, just put it back. I think they've earned it. Put it back.
- I’m fun scary.
- Sorry, babe. Gotta handle these ninjas.
- I’m the cleric? I’ve never traveled with a bunch of people I thought would die in front of me.
- He thinks I’m gonna go into the water for some fucking buttons.
- You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list.
- You need me more than I need you.
- I protect him. He’s my boy. And I keep him safe.
- I made the earth remember him.
- Come correct or get corrected.
- Do not go far from me.
- Are you worth saving?
- How do I want to do this?
- Heaven to some, and hell to others.
- Fix him!
- Why do we tell stories?
- Do you spice?
- Listen you fucking jungle! I'm a paladin of the Wildmother. You're going to move or we're going to bust you wide open! We'll wreck this place. Don't make me fucking tell you twice!
- I am your god, long may I rein, eat of my fruits.
- Anybody can make lights. Anybody could send a message through a wire. I want to bend reality to my will.
- Would you like to talk before or after?
- What the fuck is up with that?
- To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be beneath you! And I'm beneath nobody.
- The one eyed monster slayed my pussy.
- Time is a weird soup.
- I’m killing someone. Hold, please.
- Gold is a resource by which mortaldom climbs.
- Why are you so mean to me?
- Yours is the face I saw when murder entered my heart.
- This one time I saw a bug carrying a piece of bread that was like five times its size and he was carrying upstairs, like up and then he would turn, and then up, and then he would turn.
- I live as long as Whitestone lives.
- Vox Machina! Fuck shit up!
- I’m not disappointed, I’m just angry.
- Someone prayed for a miracle and there you were.
- We don't leave people behind. That's just the rule. You do not leave people the fuck behind.
- Call me child one more goddamned time!
- Finish it, Champion.
- I am of the Empire. But I am no friend to the Empire.
- I think it has been a long time since anyone has pointed out to you that you're a fool. Pain doesn't make people, it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential. It's love that saves them. And you would know that but you have none around you. You said so yourself, you surround yourself with lies and deceptions. And I wish for you, in the future, to find someone to mourn you when you are gone.
#critical role#cr3#bells hells#cr2#the mighty nein#cr1#vox machina#there are so many good ones#by all means reblog with more keep them coming#my god taliesin has so many good ones they’re insane
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GOSH YOURE FAST. but hi yes im the mommy anon and calling men mommy? yeah thats my stuff thats my brand i wear it on a shirt blablabla NOW.
this is entirely my interpretation of him in this certain scenario AND YES I HEAR YOU ON MOMMY MORI AND MOMMY KUNIKIDA. butttt…
imagine dazai and you cuddling in bed blablabla, youre delirious and maybe a little(a lot) more sensitive than usual. so, dazai being the perceptive yet horny fucker he is, decides ‘sheesh louise we could totally cuddlefuck right now’ and its most definitely not the first time
dazai is a certified cuddlefucker in my heart and in my head — hes lazy. more often than not hell make you ride him if hes particularly tired(like all the damn time) but cuddlefucking? completely in his lane — he doesnt have to get up or anything and the weighted warmth of the sheets over your bodies just adds to the intimate mood
but anyways. you and him cuddlefuck. youre sensitive, youre crying and babbling and whining(so is he) and all of a sudden, something slips, and he stops.
at first you think, ‘did i call him daddy? oh no what if he didnt like that?’ because come on. theres at least a dozen videos of girls accidentally calling their boyfriends daddy during sex
but much to your shock, dazai lets out a half chuckle of pure disbelief — “did you just call me mommy?”
now. heres where it either ends or spirals depending on whether or not you believe hed be into it BUT I DOOOO
after a few frog blinks and soft laughs, the bastard nuzzles your neck and coos mockingly at you despite rutting into you with pathetic whimpers fanning over your ear — “what a dirty girl you are. calling me mommy in bed? is that what you want? you want mommy to pound into this sweet hole? hm? have her give you everything shes got?”
yeah… hell probably tease you about it 24/7 afterward and if youre annoying him or ignoring him — hell totally whisper something like ‘does mommy need to remind you whos in charge?’ but not in that daddy hard dom kind of way, more like… hes all whispery and giggly and watching you blush and squirm and totally about to start whining with you if not for the fact that hes cooing down your neck in the middle of an alleyway with a mysterious tent poking your backside
anyways ive thrown my ball. crossing my fingers that it doesnt miss flora <3
ok first of all - you’re SOOOO right about dazai being a lazy little cuddlefucker. nothings better to him than spooning you and tugging down your underwear and his boxers just enough for him to slip into your pussy. sometimes he’ll lift up your leg for a better angle, but usually he’s just fine with how it is - i.e. he’s lazy
ANYWAY. dear god i was TWITCHING READING THIS……. he’s such a horrible horrible tease, taking the mommy thing so far and damn near harassing you nonstop in your ear as he fucks you harder. “you want mommy to pound into this sweet hole?” HAD ME REEELINGGGGGG THAT’S SO……… dazai would do fucking do that to you LMAO and he just slips into this title of “mommy” so easily
and the thought of him teasing you about it forever afterwards is sooooo real lmfao like he proceeds to refer to himself as mommy whenever possible just to remind you of that night, and frankly…… because he likes it so much
YOU DID NOT MISS MY LOVE IM CATCHING SO WELL AND KISSING U
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hehheheh. Hellloooo Orion and Asha. We meet once more 😈
Anywaysssss, jokes aside...
*★,°*:.☆( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★* 。
What is Magnifico and Amaya going to be like in your story?
2. Why is Orion helping Asha? Did she wish on him?
3. What's her owl's name? (I saw you mention something about an owl sooooooo)
5. Some Orion backstory dump??
6. What does Asha think about Orion? Same with him?
7. Does Asha have any friends, or is she alone?
8. Does Asha know magic?
9. How do Maggy and Amaya treat Asha? Is it good? Is it bad??
10. Stupid and random ass question, butttt how would Hiccup and Orion get along (that is, if you like the movies/show). If you dunno, then how would he get along with Nimona or Jack Frost?
11. What inspirations did you take and put into your au?
12. Does Amaya know magic too? Or is she an Alchemist? Same goes with Asha. Does she know Magic as well, or no?
13. Nicknames. What would Asha and Orion nickname each other?
14. Why does Mag take wishes? Is Amaya on his side?
15. Ahh I see what you did there, but imma ask it anyway:
Is Charo (if it is their name) a lynx or just a house cat? Do him and Asha's owl get along, or does Charo just want to eat him?
16. Oh no! Cannon Asha appears in Asha's room! WHatever shall she doooo????
17. If you don't know the name for your au, thats okay. I'm just wondering what your AU is named :3
18. Ah shit. How would Orion feel around this certain Mickey Mouse?
19. Is there gonna be songs in your AU? Or no?
20. Design inspirations you got from designing Asha and Orion!
21. Do you have the Maggy and Amaya designs, or are you still exploring that?
22. Wait what if they both visit Eden in Sky Children of the Light? What would they do (yes ik im asking stupid questions I just wanna have some fun with it yk???).
23. Is Orion seen as a monster (rawr rawr rawr) by the people of Rosas? By Asha? By Magnifico? Or no??
24. This is gonna hurt your soul, but....
plus
equals
25. There is no 25. I ran out of questions to ask uhhhh.....
....
Odesseus verses Magnifico. Who would win?
Okok, I think I'm done.
Hope you enjoyed these questions 😈
Anyways, gooodnighttttt Rosas
1.) What is Magnifico and Amaya going to be like in your story?
I'm still trying to figure out what their personalities would be like, since it KEEPS CHANGING WHENEVER I FINALLY DECIDE ON WHAT THEY WOULD BE LIKE IT'S LIKE THESE TWO DOESN'T WANT TO BE WRITTEN WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS--
I mean, I have an IDEA on how I want them to be like, but for some reason, I don't know how to put it to words.
I HAVE THE PUZZLE PIECES I JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT FIT TRUST ME.
But they're definitely this AU's main antagonists.
2.) Why is Orion helping Asha? Did she wish on him?
They both have the same goal of taking down the royal couple, Orion mainly wants to prevent them from shooting down and capturing stars and turning them into [redacted]. Asha wants to retrieve the wishes that Magnifico has collected from the citizens of Rosas and return it back to them and help them achieve their dreams without relying on magic to make it come true.
Well, That's their main motivations at least. (unless i change my mind and change their main motivations or something-)
3.) What's her owl's name? (I saw you mention something about an owl sooooooo)
Chará. It means Joy in Greek! Asha named her that because Chará always brings her joy whenever she feels down.
This cutie patootie right here :3
4.) Some Orion backstory dump??
I'll tell you some things that happened there instead :)
His first wishmaker died
He manifested an ability to tell when someone is lying after someone deceived him and it led to people getting hurt and maybe killed
He abandons his first name due to the events that happened there, feeling like he doesn't deserve it
He harbors hate for Magnifico and Amaya due to events that happened there
5.) What does Asha think about Orion? Same with him?
They were totally not entirely trusting of each other at first. Especially Orion, with Asha being the Royal couple's ward he was waiting for the other shoe drop and for her to reveal that she was working for Magnifico the whole time and now he's gonna end up as the rest of them-
*Ahem*
ANYWAYS-
Asha, while sort of cautious of Orion at first, definitely noticed that he acts like he's not bothered by the fact that she's the royal couple's ward but she knows that Orion always casts suspicious glances towards her whenever he thinks that she wouldn't notice.
She tries her best to not make him uncomfortable because of that, and Orion notices and secretly appreciates it.
After some misunderstandings, getting to know each other and some near death experiences they'd have some sort of ride or die relationship with each other.
6.) Does Asha have any friends, or is she alone?
She only had Chará as her friend after finding her injured and tended to her until she got better, she pleaded for Amaya to let her keep the owl and Amaya reluctantly agreed, as long as Asha takes full responsibility for the owl herself.
As the story goes on though she eventually befriends Flazino first (due to some Orion shenanigans and then Flazino almost getting kidnapped and Orion kidnaps him before he gets kidnapped) and then eventually working their way to befriending the seven teens due to Flazino being acquaintances with them.
I actually have some of Flazino's interactions with Asha and Orion written in my notes here:
Flazino tied in a chair, Eugene style: What the- where am I?!
Orion: You have been kidnapped for your own protection! Your boss is evil by the way.
Flazino: No shit- WHAT?!
Orion: WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO ME? I COULD'VE HEALED YOUR INJURY!
Flazino: I'M SORRY, WAS IT 'OUR' STAB WOUND? MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Asha in the background with a pleased expression: I'm so glad they're getting along!
Asha: Flazino, do you know where Orion is?
Flazino: Who?
Asha: You know...
Flazino:
Asha: My partner in stopping crimes?
Flazino:
Asha: The Star?
Flazino:
Asha: He kidnapped you once.
Flazino: Hmm, sounds familiar
Asha: He pranked you yesterday by turning all your clothes pink
Flazino massaging his temples: Ah yes, my favorite headache
7.) Does Asha know magic?
She does, but she struggles with it. Magnifico is often disappointed with her for not being able to keep up with him.
Magnifico just has a natural talent for magic and he sucks at teaching other people so she shouldn't be upset. nope she beats herself for not being better
Her strength actually lies in potionmaking, she takes after Amaya more than Maggy. she was first (and still is) Amaya's apprentice in Alchemy before she is Magnifico's student in sorcery.
But it doesn't mean she didn't learn a few magic tricks though.
8.) How do Maggy and Amaya treat Asha? Is it good? Is it bad??
Maggy isn't really fond of Asha. He took her on as his student due to Amaya's request as she wants Asha to have some experience with it. But Asha can't keep up with him in sorcery as he has a natural talent with magic and she...just doesn't. He looks down on her for it as a result.
Well, at least she's useful when it comes to castle duties like managing the palace budget and overseeing trade. (Hey idk what a princesses's job is inside a castle, do they just sit around inside or...?)
Amaya took on Asha as her little apprentice when the girl was young, she saw the kid wander inside her study and create a potion without blowing something up on the first attempt and figured she has potential and it might be good to have a little helper. Asha's mother, the royal seamstress Sakina, saw no harm in it and allowed Asha to be Amaya's helper.
And cue Asha's parents dying
So when those two died, Amaya adopted Asha as the child had no other relatives, at least from what Asha remembers. Asha would drown herself in her duties to force herself to forget and not think about the loss of her parents, isolating herself from the outside world.
Amaya does care for Asha, but if there comes a time that she would have to choose between Magnifico and Asha...well...
Let's just say there will be heartbreak.
9.) Stupid and random ass question, butttt how would Hiccup and Orion get along (that is, if you like the movies/show). If you dunno, then how would he get along with Nimona or Jack Frost?
Orion being amazed with his sword Inferno, and suggests that he should also get himself a long ranged weapon too, like a crossbow with fire arrows! >:D
(Oh boy once he find out that Hiccup has a shield that can turn into a crossbow he's gonna beg Hiccup to make him one)
It pains me to say that i haven't watched Nimona...YET. But Orion would probably have a shapeshifting battle with them or something
Orion would beg Jack Frost to teach him ice magic cause it looks so cool! Moving frost bunnies!! It looks so cute!! And he's more attuned to fire so he has a hard time doing ice magic
Couldn't find a GIF :(
10.) What inspirations did you take and put into your au?
A bunch of Webtoons I've recently read for Inspirations for clothing designs and kingdom stuff.
Epic the Musical
Disney
The concept arts for Wish
And Animes!
11.) Does Amaya know magic too? Or is she an Alchemist? Same goes with Asha. Does she know Magic as well, or no?
She's mostly an Alchemist, maybe she knows some magic too but she's not as good as Magnifico. She does know how to use a blade though :D
12.) Nicknames. What would Asha and Orion nickname each other?
Asha's nicknames to Orion would be:
Partner
Star
That damn mischief maker
Annoying furball
Ori
Polly :)
Orion's nicknames to Asha would be:
Partner
Your highness
Miss Stabby
My lady
ASHAAA!!! ❤️❤️❤️ :D
There could be more in the future who knows
13.) Why does Mag take wishes? Is Amaya on his side?
Yep he still does, When he became king, he made a rule that when they come of age, every citizen of Rosas must give their wish to him if they want to live there. His reasons is that its to prevent the tragedy that happened to his father, the previous king and his brother, Prince Philip that involved a Star and a wish, it was said that the Star took the prince's life to consume his wish to become more powerful and the previous king died protecting the prince.
He actually uses Wishes to trick stars to coming into Rosas.
You see in my au, whenever someone on earth makes a wish, when a star hears it, it's like LITERAL MUSIC to their ears (that is, if they even have ears but you get the point). And there's a difference between a real person making a wish and Magnifico using a wish to trick stars. Fake wishes by Magnifico sounds a bit distorted and it's like there's some off keys about it, like hitting a wrong note when playing music on a piano. Younger stars are more prone to being tricked due to not being able the difference due to inexperience.
So Magnifico uses the wishes to trick stars to think that someone in Rosas is having a disney princess "i wish" moment and they go down there to assist the wishmaker in pursuing their wish.
But unfortunately for Maggy, a meddling star always intervenes whenever a star does get tricked and comes down to Rosas. The star that gets tricked gets dragged back to space by the meddling star and gets lectured for not listening to warnings. Magnifico also ends up getting burned and some of his belongings on fire because of this guy.
Yes Amaya is in on it, they're partners in crime :)
14.) Ahh I see what you did there, but imma ask it anyway: Is Charo (if it is their name) a lynx or just a house cat? Do him and Asha's owl get along, or does Charo just want to eat him?
Just an Aegean cat, though don't underestimate the little guy, Charo has probably clawed out a man's eyeball at some point.
Charo and Chará don't really like each other.
Whenever they're alone with each other they would often get into a fight. Lots of scratching and hissing and aggressive hooing.
Don't have your Starboys use magic to allow them to be able to talk, there would be lots of screaming and arguing and threats and the occasional profanity with those two. Orion is already traumatized.
15.) Oh no! Canon Asha appears in Asha's room! WHatever shall she doooo????
She'd wonder if Magnifico cloned her or something. Honestly, why is she not surprised she should've expected that he would get rid of her one day. Then she'd try to find a way to send her back where she came from.
16.) If you don't know the name for your au, that's okay. I'm just wondering what your AU is named :3
At first i named it Shoot for the Stars, but Flicker recently pointed out that it sounds a bit too similar to their Reach for the Stars AU and it might cause confusion, but they suggested the title Shooting Stars instead. Which is a wonderful name and so it's called Shooting Stars now!
The title (whether its the old or new one) references Starboy's name having a relation to archery, how my au Magnifico literally tries to shoot down stars, how my Starboy uses the archery skill he's known for to protect the stars that Magnifico is trying to shoot down and capture.
17.) Ah shit. How would Orion feel around this certain Mickey Mouse?
He sure hopes that Charo and Chará won't catch wind of his existence, they'd fight over who gets to eat him.
18.) Is there gonna be songs in your AU? Or no?
Answered this is Rascal's ask!
19.) Design inspirations you got from designing Asha and Orion!
Lots of Medieval themed dresses for Asha, there was so much saved on my phone that it already has low storage D':
But i settled with a mix of these three outfits instead:
To add onto the Rose theme i gave her a Rose choker.
I also gave some Thorny vine designs that would be seen on her dress.
The idea was to give her some sort of Thorny Rose vibe. It's not just her that has a thorny vine design on her, citizens under the Royal couple's rule has a thorny vines design on their attires. Anyone who opposes or has doubts or doesn't like the royal couple does NOT have this design, it would just be normal vines with leaves on it.
To finally finish off the Thorny Rose vibe of Asha, I (Magnifico actually) gave her a crown made of thorny vines that has a rose on the middle.
Imagine this, but it's made of vines with thorns on it and a Rose on the middle.
*
For Orion, his outfit is a mix of Prince Florian and Prince Charming's outfit.
Here's also some fun facts about his design!
There are three diamonds in his belt, it actually references the asterism called Orion's belt found in the Constellation Orion! (It's a silly little detail that i thought would be fun to share)
His main outfit colors consists of Dark colors (Blue and Black) to symbolize how he blends in the night sky, unnoticed so no one can wish on him. And some gold colors too but it doesn't really dominate his outfit.
Used a fur collar for a "Hunter" vibe (at least that's what my notes were telling me while i was looking through his old designs idk wth past me was talking about)
His outfit should not have too many layers, as it would hinder him using his Bow whenever he's trying to shoot something. But i still wanted to give some sort of princey vibe for reasons, and so his current design was born.
He can turn his cape intangible whenever he desires so it won't hinder him whenever he's trying to aim for something. But he can't turn it intangible for long periods of time.
He has a Star brooch on the middle of his fur collar thingy, it's default look is the one on the left. But whenever he uses magic it changes to the star on the right.
20.) Do you have the Maggy and Amaya designs, or are you still exploring that?
Not yet, but i do already have ideas on what i should give them.
Maggy would have a collar like the Evil Queen, but a bit more smaller.
And with Amaya, I'm debating whether i should give her braided hair or short wavy hair
21.) Wait what if they both visit Eden in Sky Children of the Light? What would they do (yes ik im asking stupid questions I just wanna have some fun with it yk???)
Orion would protect Asha at all cost, and he would freak out A LOT when he discovers that they have to LITERALLY DIE to finish Eden.
Please man i don't think Orion would want another wishmaker dead-
22.) Is Orion seen as a monster (rawr rawr rawr) by the people of Rosas? By Asha? By Magnifico? Or no??
Asha is the only human that knows Orion exists in the early parts of the story.
Rosas though is scared of another Star named Apollo, it is told that the Star killed the previous King of Rosas and his younger son, Philip. (Which is Magnifico's dad and younger brother)
Magnifico doesn't know who tf this Orion guy is. He hates this star named Apollo though.
23.)
Orion only has one response to being compared to a mario fuzzy.
He would eat it :)
(jk jk-)
Though he believes he's more fluffier compared to them.
24.) Odysseus versus Magnifico. Who would win?
Canon Magnifico got nothing on Odysseus 'i would trade the world to see my son and wife' of Ithaca.
I mean, have you seen him in the Thunder Saga? He's a Different Beast now-
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Invasions!scorpion: You should like men!
Lisa: eugh! EW, no! Women are hot!
Scorpion!Harumi: yeah!
Invasions!scorpion: no they're not!
Lisa: Yes they-
Lisa: 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Harumi: thats gay!
Invasions!scorpion: no, i-
Alt!Hanzo and Kuai, choosing violence: YOU'RE GAAAAY!
They're here for their besties
Zanho should've watched what he was saying
(wanted to make a video of this, but i couldnt find any templates 😭 if i do, I WILL)
Zanho: Hey, I'm not gay! Please, babe, take me home😔
Twuai: On it, babe!
Lisa: Well... I guess gays can be evil, too, right?
Harumi: Gays can be whatever they want... I guess?
Alt!Hanzo and Kuai are always ready to dive head first for their girls!😌💙💛
And Bi-Han, too! Ultimate ally!🖤
(Please doooo👀👀)
#zanho sahashi#bisexual homophobe#harumi shirai#lisa liang#hanzo hasashi#kuai liang#subscorp#(s)#harumi x lisa liang#kuai x hanzo#bi han#protect queer kids or else...#Scorpion!Harumi AU#mk invasions#mortal kombat
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ok yj
literally everyone peacing the fuck out like i cant doooo this shittttttt, coach ben like "um... byeeee" (walks away) and misty having a panic attack bc she lowkey killed someone 2 secs ago, and then the others starting to do rituals in the corner whilst shaunas giving birth......... AND THEN the flashforwards with shauna being . kind of a terrible person... 😭 like i cant even blame her sometimes shauna you have protect #1 here come on woman
LIKE WHAT SHE SAID TO CALLIE CHRIST ALIVE and callie just sorta looking at her like um. as she realises yeah moms kinda cazzzyyyyyyyN BUT LITERALLY . IF I WAS SHAUNA I'D BE MORE THAN FUCKING CRAZY . EVERYTHING SHE WENT THROUGH. FUCKING HELL.
ok im still watching and im about to vom about coach ben just literally playing music in his head and having fantasies about playing party games with his boyfriend hes literally so dead whilst shauna fucking gives birth
UM.......
I THINK IM GOING TO HAVE A MELT DOWN WATCHING THIS
OH GOD THE NOISES OHJHHH MY GODDDD AHHHHHHHRHGHGHGHGHGHGHHG NNONOOOOO IM WATCHING IT ALL GUSH AND MUSH OUT FUCKINGGGG HELLLLLLLLLLLL JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
im also so crazy for lottie as well right now god shes so..........
can i also say. van is fucking living the life im so crazy for her little piece of the world i know what tai is saying its all a fantasy but her fucking shop i feel like my eyes are watering can you even imagine bro.......
okay wait sorry i got distracted
but fucking hell okay what i was gonna say about lottie idk okay fucking hell i hope they never confirm whether there is anything supernatural or NOT supernatural in this show i know thats a contentious topic with this right now with ppl saying either or but literally i dont think it MATTERSSS .... its about faith.......... isnt it...
oh god- OH GOD THE SECODS AFTER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE "i knew you could do it" i had a gutwrenching meltdown like fuck the parallels between that and jackie when she was passing over. the everyone surrounding her with happy faces. i thought there was going to be a fucking HORRIFIC MOMENT where that baby was so dead but also now god what the fuck bc that baby is SO HERE so now uhm. where is it. yeah.
maybe they dont eat the baby but even if it dies or if they leave it in the wilderness my god thats so fucked up but ALSO ALSO ugh my #1 WORST. FEAR. ARE The ocuntless conspiracy theorists saying that it's, like, lisa or something because i hate that on so many levels .... i dont want the baby to be anyone weve seen in the future rn bc i just. uhhhhg. i hate stupid twists like that im sorry.
anyway god back to that thing i was saying... of faith... like fuck man the ambiguity the not knowing if its real, if its not real... of whether there IS something out there. thats what makes it so powerful and what has such fucking grip on these girls because ultimately its their faith and what they put into it thats really got the chokehold ... it doesnt matterrrr if theres something supernatural or not .... imo .... and i dont think thts wishy washy - i know it COULD be, if the writing doesnt bring it back but....
like ugh idk i hatebeing a snotty guy but its so annoying when ppl are all about THE ANSWERRSS THE DEFINITE ANSWERSSSS sorry i have to listen to my coworker try to talk about this show and im like just kinda wracking my brain like who cares what the absolutes are can we enjoy the journey of these girls and their characters puh leaseeeee sniff sniff
im also so fucking crazy for jeff. i am SORRY.
"HI VAN?" (HANGS UP) YA COULDNT MAKE IT UP!
also oh god im watching shauna with this baby and my heart is breaking watchin her try to fucking handle it i cant imagineeeee and again the juxtaposition of that and her in the fucking future with callie in the police station jesus fucking CHRIST man "YOUR KID DOESNT LIKE YOU TOO MUCH DOES SHE" HELLOOOOOO
"YOU REALLY DID A NUMBER ON HER" oh my godddd
something something mothers always being these nurturing figures in fiction of being the faceless somethings in the background. osmething something shauna being fucking insane by comparison get me OUT OF HOW I ENDED UP HERE something something trapped in the wilderness being a mother cant get out something something trapped in the marriage cant get out . hey shauna are you okay
i never even wanted to be a mom i neverrrrrrrr wanted this I DID NOT START OUT A BAD PERSONNNNNNNNNNNN. SHAUNA GIRLIE leave my kid out of it leave my kid out of it COME ON MAN
kevyn with a y is a grade Y yucky loser
callie is kind of eating here btw. "that groomer cop. hes nasty." THEY KNOW THEY WERE FUCKING FREAKS
also oh my god shaunas little meltdowns cut to lottie f- hi fucking hello. HI FUCKING HELLO. LOTTIE. LOTTIE GIRL.
IS EVERYONE FUCKING NORMAL RIGHT NOW
HE NEEDS TO FEED ...
YO COACH BEN YOU NEED TO START RUNNING MAN WE NEED TO GIVE YOU A HEADSTART
CUT TO JEFF IN THE FUCKING CAR. VOM.
also my god lottie being the centre of it all like i did have my . sigh i dont know i wish lottie was MORE present in the first season in a sense like i wish there was more of her . but her being the centre and the one theyre both all "against" but also like they all have such a deep connection with her and
NATALIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE FISH
NATALIE THE FISH DIDNT FUCKING DO SHIT
COME ON NATALIE MAN
BROOOOOOOOOO
EXACTLY NATALIE HELL
natalie being so survivor and the one whos a hunter but being the one who cant fucking kill a fish and is always the oje barely surviving i love natalie
"ITS YOU AND ME KID AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD" SHAUNA ARE YOU FUCKING ALRIGHT IN ANY CAPACITY .
oh my god that made me so- so- so-
wait
th baby isnt
oh
okay
um
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dot dot dot
umm
okay i thik im going to puke im going to cry ........
NO . NO THATS SICK WHAT I WAS SAYING WITH THE PARALLELS BEFORE AND JACKIE AND THEN HER VISIO OF THEM ALL EATING AND TH... THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE SO MUCH MORE HORRIBLE EVERYTHING
IHATE MY LIFE
#Egg.txt#yellowjackets liveblog#under a read more bc the ep just dropped and this is rambly anyway#WELL NEVERMIND I WROTE THAT WHEN I WROTE THE FIRST THING THEN I STARYTED LIVEBLOGGING
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how do I make a boy fall in love with me help
rang/story in the tags
#i am literally begging for your guy's help#like theres this guy#and you know when youve sorf of forced yourself out of feeling anything romantic for anyone for a long time?#well thats what i was doing and then he just snuck up on me#and i thought it would pass and that maybe it was just homecoming week that was making me want to date him#but then i went to this party. keep in mind this is the first party ive been to. its me three of my friends. him and three of his friends#two of his friends have girlfriends so it wasnf overcrowded but he still knew a majority of the people there more than he knew me but he#still hung out around me and was being super nice and sweet. and its the first time ive drinken and i was exhausted that entire week so i#got drunk really quick and instead of getting annoyed by me talking a ton and letting off all my stress from theatre and student council he#just stayed with me and he did that one cliche guy thing where they put their arm around your shoulders and he complimented the smell of#my hair when he hugged me and compliment this stupid keychain i made. he even picked me up at one point. i dont i just felt like the#chemistry was there its just that since then we've barely spoken and i feel stupid because my last relationship ended because i realized too#late i never like the guy in the first place and im afraid thats going to happen all over again but i still just want this boy to talk to me#and just to be with him and idk what to doooo#end my ridiculously long rant
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Slurred Confessions
Summary: Secrets often never remain a secret long around a team of profilers
warning: Alchohol mentions, uhhh thats all and a shit ton of fluff,
Pairings: Spencer x reader
Notes: Yall seemed to have really loved the last spencer fic i wrote so heres another less angsty one. This one is a shorter fic but i still hope yall enjoy.
Being in the BAU meant your whole life was put out for the whole team to know. If you wanted to travel you had to let the team know, if you wanted a break you had to be questioned on why, and if you wanted to simply go out garcia wanted to know where when and why. This meant every secret was on display for the team to know. Well almost every secret.
You and spencer had been together for 5 years and unofficially living together for 2. unofficially due to you pretty much living with spencer but not on forms and still having your own apartment. although you only go to that apartment when you must. It was one of the few secrets that has stayed a secret with the team only thinking you and spencer have a crush on one another but the other doesn't know. You two hated keeping a secret from the others but it really felt like the only part of your life that you two had to yourselves.
Things only got difficult as Garcia pushed for you to tell spencer of your feelings as she was certain he felt the same back. And it really got difficult when garcia tried to push you two to date by just "happening" to have you two left in the conference room alone and on team outings by just "coincidentally" leaving you two at the table. Of course it was great as you two got to spend more alone time together but also it was difficult to hide yalls feelings from the others even small things like sitting close to each other or even holding hands purely out of habit. Through everything you two managed to stay a secret, until morgan got involved.
After a particularly difficult case, which you had to sit out on due to feeling sick, the team went out to a bar to go have a few drinks. Spencer didn't even plan on drinking but morgan insisted he have a small drink and one turned into two and before spencer knew it he was completely wasted. "morgannnnn" spencer said walking, well more like stumbling, to morgan across the dance floor tripping into his arms. "whoa pretty boy I think its time we get you home." morgan said stabling spencer back onto his feet. "I miss y/nnnn" spencer said with a pouty face. morgan gave a small laugh "she'll be back tomorrow she's only sick" he said walking spencer out of the bar and to morgan's car.
"I miss herrrr and herr pretty hairrrr and pretty smile and cute laughhh" spencer said stumbling. "Spencer why dont you tell her this?" he asked. "I doooo every dayyyyy every momentttt every secondddd I tell her I love herrrr" spencer said as morgan helped him into the car. "You told her you love her?" morgan said confused. spencer gave an over dramatic nod. morgan was taken back by this. sure he knew spencer had feelings for you but that he loved you? and he told you this? "and what'd she say?" morgan asked while getting into the driver's side. "She always says she loves meeeeee" spencer said looking out the window dreaming of everytime you said those words that he adored so deeply.
Morgan was simply in shock at this new knowledge and unable to hold in his shocked expression. "so you've told her you love her and she says she loves you too?" morgan said making sure he got his facts straight. "Yessss" spencer slurred. morgan remained in silent shock trying to figure out what exactly was going on. Soon the boys arrived at spencer's apartment. Morgan helped spencer up the stairs and propped him on the wall "keys?" morgan asked. As spencer aimlessly patted himself down morgan sighed "just knockkkkkk" spencer said knowing you'd probably be inside. "knock, spencer you live alone" morgan said concerned for the young man. "just do ittt" spencer said slowly slipping to the floor. morgan groaned sitting spencer back up before knocking.
You were watching tv with a warm bowl of soup in your hand. You heard voices outside and assumed it was spencer. soon you heard a loud thump and quickly got up as you got to the door you heard a knock. immediately opening the door you faced a confused and stunned morgan as you stood with a blank face, and soon tackled by a drunken spencer. "hey baby" you say pulling slightly from spencer. "baby?" morgan asked. "morgan, come on in" you said ignoring his confused face. morgan came in sitting on your couch looking around and seeing all the obvious signs of you around. "i missed youuuu" spencer said kissing your face. "Your drunk" you said giggling. "yesss I am but I still missed you" he said smiling sleepily. "I missed you too, love" you said kissing spencer. Morgan simply watched mouth open in shock of all of this. "come on" you said bringing spencer to Yall's shared room. you grabbed a pair of sleep pants and a white shirt "here get changed and i'll bring you some water so tomorrow isn't too bad" you said pushing Spencer's curls out of his face. spencer nodded as you left the room.
"so. bet you have some questions" you said finally addressing morgan. "Yea. like, what?" he said confused by well everything. "It happened soon after I joined the BAU. I figured out spencer had feelings for me and so I asked him out for coffee. After that things just fell into place. We decided to keep it between us because, well really because yall know everything about our lives we just wanted to have this for ourselves. Then I just slowly kinda started living here but obviously couldn't officially due to documents which garcia and hotch would see and well Garcia tells everything to everyone as much as I love her." you said explaining it all in a very vague way. morgan took it all in and nodded "that makes sense. So i'm the only one who knows?" he asked. you nodded "yep, although maybe we should start telling others. ill talk to spencer about it in the morning, thank you for getting him here safe." you said hugging morgan "Of course. And hey if you two decide to keep between yourselves thats cool too i'll keep it a secret" he said hugging you back.
You walked morgan out and walked back into your and spencers room to find a passed out spancer face flat in the pillow. you gave a small laugh before crawling into bed too. soon you felt spencer spoon into you and hold you. "I love you" spencer said sleepily. "I love you too spence now get some sleep."
#dr. spencer reid#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer x reader#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds
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Not trying to change your mind about the whole "keyleth ex machina" thing cos I actuly agree when it comes to the percy and vex (that would be cheep imo), but I doooo think it can be done well if it Keyleth..for me it comes down to looking at it at oryms perspective because yeah, he must be feeling pretty guilty right now so he must be thinking he has to do whatever is in his power to fix that burden of guilt (I'm not saying thats healthy I'm saying its real for him to feel that) and well.. keyleth is who he would turn to logicly.
as well as the fact it was hinted at that keyleth tried to save Will and failed so Kiki may even feel alittle guilty herself....not saying that keyleth owes him a dept for that but it would be a nice to sort of explore that and show rather that just tell us why he has such huge respect and admiration for his boss and to discuss those sorts of feelings of guilt on both sides. Just my opinion and of course your entitled to your own just wanted to throw my thoughts out there so thanks for listening.
I see your point and I don't disagree! I really have no problems with the in-character decision to reach out to Keyleth. She is one of the most powerful known people in the world and Orym has a direct line to her- other than keeping from bothering her and Orym self-identifying as "just some guy/guard" to her, he really has no reason not to contact her, especially in a situation this dire. I agree that going to the de Rolos is more of a stretch as none of them even know the de Rolos (not even Laudna).
My problem with the C1 tie-ins has nothing to do with in-character decisions, but more of a meta level of- are they necessary? Are they detracting from (my) enjoyment of the campaign? Could the story exist without them? And in this case specifically, is the inclusion of these ties making what would typically be a difficult task easy?
I'll probably go more in depth on this later today or this weekend because I'm getting multiple asks about this topic but the tldr on this one is that I get you and my gripe is slightly off center from your point.
#as mentioned last night i want and expect laudna to come back. while orym felt like he could be a permadead character laudna i think has#too much reason to come back not to. she was ALREADY undead. she can do it again#but conceptually calling up keyleth and going 'yooooooo can you res?' is a little cheap to me no matter how in character the choice is#(and yes the on the noseness of marisha healing marisha is just a little extra eye roll jab for me personally)#cr spoilers#ask#anonymous
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beatles harmonies that cured my depression.
It is important that i discuss this. Well, not really important I just really wanted to share. This is in no particular order either it's just the ones that come to the top of my head lol. Feel free to reblog and share your own 😎
1. The "Woahoooah AHHHHH" from When I Get Home.
Not even words can describe the battery power that starts coursing through my veins when I hear this harmony. I cant even,....LIKE HELLO??? i have never heard such a blessing... Such a well-fitting triplet of voices singing a vowel thats made me feel like i can run 10 miles straight. They aren't real. The Beatles, of course. To this day I don't understand how this harmony exists in this universe. My ears melt everytime. One of my favorites, in case you couldn't tell.
2. The obvious.. "yeah yeah yeah YEAHH" from She Loves You :)
LET ME TELL YOU. oh my god let me tell yo u .. Way back when, when I was a new fan... Good lord. I was literally ascending. ASCENDING. i felt every inch of my body start to lift off the ground. Im sure im not the only one who's experienced this. I remember thinking 'how the wiggle wubble do 3 men sound so GOOD TOGETHER' IT DOES NOT ADD UP PEOPLE THE BEATLES HAVE TO BE SOME SORT OF ROBOTIC BOY BAND GROWN IN A LAB THIS ISNT POSSIBLE how do we live on the same dimensional plane that this harmony lives on..
3. "The magical mystery tour, is coming to take you away, Coming to take you away!" from Magical Mystery Tour.
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guys. Guys you dont understand. This one line, adds, YEARS. LITERAL YEARS TO MY LIFE SPAN. At this point I am fully immortal. The "coming to take you awayyy" makes my heart POUND. i love this song so much... And this line especially... It makes me go insane. Basically the beatles are manic melody genuises that have successfully spread one of the biggest diseases in musical history. Personally, I think this line was a clear example of why.
4. "Last night I said these words to my girl", "Please pleaase me, oh yeah, like i please you...", "...With you! Oh yeah, why do you make me blue" from Please Please Me.
do i even have to say anything. Well, i dont but i will for the sake of the post. There is so much. So much. About this song that I. I cant even,,. I would choose this song over SO MANY BEATLES SONGS DUDE. not that its cause i think its better than all the others but it just holds such a special place in my heart. Its the only song thats Ever made me feel some intense wave of nostalgia for a decade i wasnt even born in. Its one of the songs that continue to make me question the beatles existance. How could something like this ever come to reality. My brain has never been so pleased in its life.
5. "Carve your number on my wall and maybe you will get a call from me" from If I Needed Someone.
The way that this song was added into my Liked playlist SO QUICKLY...... God. I love george. Hes my favorite after all. Rubber Soul as a whole makes me feel warm inside but this song and this one line just hits so much more intensely for some reason... Their voices just flow insanely well and I just DONT UNDERSTAND HOW. its like an angel choir making its way through the clouds as you see the gate to heaven start to appear. Wonderful song and mind-blowing harmony... The beat is so good too and i just explode.
6. The "ahhhhh Ahhhhh AHhhhh *inhale* AHHHhhhh AHHHHH *inhale* AHHHHHH" from Day Tripper.
HOLY JESUS CHIRST THIS SONG HAS SO MUCH TO UNPACK... There are undeniably A BUNCH of other flawless harmonies in this song but my god the beatles knew what they were doing. Thats all I'm going to say really.... But once again. Power. In my veins. A few listens to this song and you'll find yourself having the strength of 1,000 men.
7. "Oh, now", "All I want is you" from Dig a Pony.
FIRST LYRIC... ITS LITERALLY 2 WORDS AND YET IT CONTINUES TO BLOW MY MIND. Something about the "Oh" ...... Its like an arrow passing through my heart I dont even know guys. Im not lying when I say it makes me feel like im floating. It makes me feel like i can quite literally grow wings and fling myself towards the sun. Dont even get me started on "All I want is you".......it literally triples the effect. It makes me go ballistic. The song is just mindless lyrics but the harmonieeesss.....
8. "Ah girlll.... *inhaeahelrlsseeesh* Girrll...." from Girl.
no words. Like. No words. I cant even. I seriously dont need to explain this one. Im just going to drop the isolated vocals version because if you havent listened to it you are MISSING OUT... you thought the originally recorded song was the greatest cause of your heart palpitations? Well you thought WRONG.
THIS IS.
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9. "I love youwoowooowoowoooo...", "ask me WHYY..", "I can't believe.. Its happened to MEeee", "i cant concieve *doo doo doo do doo* of anymore *dun dun dun* MISERY" from Ask Me Why.
GOD OK LISTEN im just gonna say this now i absolutely adore and favor the please please me album so much i dont care what anyone says ok im such a sucker for their early sappy love songs ITS SO MANY GOOD HARMONIES ESPECIALLY FROM THIS ONE. MY GOD i listen to this and i feel like im with a lover late at night and we're like at one or the others house keeping each other warm and being all romantic and happy. Specifically the part that goes "ask me whyy I say i love you.. (OOOOHHHOOOO) and im always thinking of youuhoohohoo..." LIKE COME ON PLEAEE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO WARM INSIDE AND I SMILE IN AN INSTANT GOD I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH. Whenever i think im sad i go "no im not because Please Please Me." And its like all the sudden everything im sad about just poof disappears!
10. "If theres anything that you want.. IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DOOOO" from From Me To You.
I am so in love with this song you guys i have no idea I LOVE IT SO MUCH. IT HAS THIS LITTLE SWING TO IT SPECIFICALLY BETWEEN THESE 2 LINES THAT MY BRAIN SEEKS FOR NEARLY EVERY DAY. the amount of blessing i get from this song is more than i can comprehend its literally insane i cant even. How does someone do this how did the beatles make music guys I am seriously so dumbfounded like they just sat there and wrote banger after banger like WHAT. this song makes me believe that life isnt as horrible as it seems and if im lucky enough i can just sing and dance to this song for all of eternity. There are also so many other good harmonies in this one as well...
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In conclusion the beatles have had a chokehold on me for 3 years but I mean their stupid groundbreaking songs keep drawing me back in so.... This has also made me come to the conclusion that the Beatles simply arent real because I still dont believe a band can not only write consistent hits, but also harmonize in a way that causes me to spin around while doing backflips.
Thank you for your time.
#these arent even all the songs..#i just didnt want this post to get too long 😭#perhaps in the future i'll reblog this one and continue with my list#if you read this whole thing#well#congrats!#and thank you!#i know im not the only one who feels this way though#theres absolutely no way#hello bee-ahtle community#beatles#the beatles#beatles songs
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Tom Holland x black reader getting caught fucking in his childhood bed and his parents making reader and Tom talk about it in a family meeting 💀💀
Oop-
Summary: que?
Warnings: smut and an awkward situation. Cringy smut of course, yelling ar new borns- LaNgUaGe
T.H| I’m Sorry You Said What?
You and tom rode in the car, bumping to something random on the radio as you both made your way back to his old home. Youve been there before but it was nice to come back after a while.
“Y/n?” “What?” You asked looking at him. “I love you” “ewwwww” you stuck out your tongue, he rolled his eyes and smacked his lips while you giggled.
“Im sorryyyyyy” “no your rude” tom shook his head unbuckling himself. “It was a simple joke! Its not my fault you couldnt take it!” He glared at you “you suck” “you swallow” “you choke” “i- i do” you admit making him laugh “ i wont lie” you shrugged and hopped out the car, closing the door behind you.
You both walked to the door and he held on your waist pressing a kiss to your forehead. He knocked and was met immediately with his father with a bib on. “Whats the bib for?” “Im trying to online teach kids how to eat neatly” “they must be newborns for that-“ you bud in.
“Exactly- its to mad in there” “they dont even know theyre moving how do you expect them to know how to raise a fork” nikki asked making you all laugh as dom shrugged but opened the door more inviting you both in. Tom stepped in after you both and you shared hugs before he pulled you into his room. “Thomas is this your room?” “Yes” “why is there a one direction poster?” “I love Niall Horan” he shrugged and shut the door.
Your eyebrows furrowed at him in confusion “I would take you as more of a zayn fan” “well there goes something new, and I know about your obsession with Harry styles already, do NOT rub it in” he demanded making you giggle, you took off your shoes and laid in his bed, which was comfy, not firm like yours used to be, but as long as you had a roof over your head everything was goddamn fine🙄.
Thomas decided to lay down next to you and you still looked around “I’m supprised you don’t have twilight in here” you giggled “shut up” he chuckled and laid his head in your breast, you played with his hair and tugged it a bit making him let out a small groan “Thomas don’t-“ “you tugged my hair!” “This is your childhood room for heaven sakes” “let’s make more memories then!” He suggested. “You get on my nerves’ you smacked your lips as he reached up to kiss your neck and slowly make his way to your sweet spot. “I want youuuu” he sung.
“But I dontttt” “yes you doooo” “okay maybeeee” “I’m gonna take off your clothessss” “go aheadddd”you moaned a little bit from his nibble on your sweet spot as he trailed his hands down your stomach giving you goosebumps. Your turned your head to meet his lips, “did I ever tell you how amazing you look today?” “No”
“Well-“ he cut himself off, you just love to ruin the mood all the time. “Ay don’t blame me if anything you did because were in your childhood bed right now” “I’m gonna fuck you and that’ll make you be quiet, won’t it?” You just sighed at his words, but letting the blood flow south.
“Actually it won’t, I’d make you scream and let everyone hear- (this is your family for heaven sakes😭)” he mumbled, playing with the hem of your underwear and you let out a low moan. “Yeah i know youd like that, naughty girl (😭😭 i cant)”
He gently rubbed your pearl over your paintes while you unbuckled his pants, palming him through his jeans feeling his hard. He let out a groan and pressed harder on your clit making you whine and buck your hips onto his hands.
“AH” you both jumped and looked at the door seeing it was still shut you sighed in relief. “NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THE FORK DOESNT GO ALL THE WAY DOWN YOUR THROAT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW- IM TELLING YOUR MOM- WHAT WHAT- DONT CRY PLEASE STOP ILL GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE”
Tom groaned by the buzzkill of his father, but let out laughs in your neck. “Just make it quick tom” you whispered against his forehead kissing it, he nodded and got up, walking to the door and you stood to, taking off your pants while he made sure it was locked, when he looked back he saw you struggling and tripping over your shoes making him chucke before walking over and making yiu stand straight, right before pinning you to the wall.
He took your hands and yanked them over your head making you clench your legs together. “Open up” he demaned softly, putting his knee in between your legs and opening them before looking at you. “Your so beautiful baby girl” he kissed you, biting your lip. “Dont move your hands? Hear me?”
“But it will start to hurt” you pleaded but he only tsked at you and told you to follow his orders before pulling down his pants and boxers a bit to pull himself out, you both still had clothes on, well you didnt have your jeans on (which is so fuckin unfair) and your shoes but he kept his on.
He took his hands and pressed his chest against your to keep you in place before he lifted your legs around his hips and used a single hand to pull your panties to the side. He spit in the tip of his fingers before runnjng them through your folds “oh- your already soaked” he said before coning cocky “i didnt even do anything yet” “please fuck me already” you begged and he smiled, watching as he slipped himself in, a moan leaving both of your lips.
He started to fill himself in you while you struggled to keep your hands in place. He groaned pumping in you, fucking you against the wall, he hooked his hands under your knees and pushed them closer to the walls to open you up. “Fuck tommy” you gasped, your head leaning back against the wall and he took the chance to lick and suck on your sweet spot, to hot in the moment to remember where he is.
“Fuck y/n your so tight- shit-“ he felt you clench, he started to harder but slow, the sound bouncing off the wall as you swallowed your moans. “Shit- tommy” your back arched off the wall, your arms to tired and heavy so they went around his shoulders and your head in his neck. “You tired baby?“
“UMMMMM” nikki said, both of your heads whipping around. “MOM-“ she slammed the door closed before anything else could happen.
“Dinner is in 15 minutes- uhhhh dont be late. Make sure to clean up” she said leaning up against the door “and please dont ya know-“ she nervously chuckled “finish” “IT WASNT LIKE THAT I SWEAR”
“Thomas it’s obvious” you glared at him, when he pulled out of you a sigh left your lips. “I swear i locked the door” he said putting himself back, watching you as you got yourself together. “Does it really matter now?” He only shrugged in response.
Toms cheeks were scarlet while you tried to get yourself to stop shaking so much. “It cant be that bad, right?” You held onto his arm for strength. “I mean it should all be fine cuz like- they did it to have me!” “Yeahyeahyeah” you nodded, kinda getting confident. “Lets just go” you pulled his arm to the dinning room, meeting a pair of 2 eyes starring at you both.
You all just sat there in silence, all of your movements halt as you made eye contact with nikki and tom made eye contact with his dad. “Dont be shy now, its only dinner” nikki said, placing the plates infront of the seat.
You looked at tom and he did a small nod walking right behind you to sit in the seats right next to each other.
“If you couldnt already tell we are having- erm spaghetti” she smiled trying to ease the tension but it was to thick.
After everyone took a couple bites you sipped the water. “Would you care to explain what happened-“ you choked on the water at doms words, the water shooting out of your nose while everyone looked at you. “I drank it to fast- haha” you faked a laugh, cleaning yourself up with the napkin.
“I didnt know you could do that....” tom said before looking at his dad. “We uhhh had ya know” tom looked away, feeling his ears start to burn up. “Ya know???” Nikki comments.
“You knowwwww like uhmmm” “clearly child” dom said glarring at him. “Who had the idea?” “I think we both know who”
You lifted your arms up in defense “it wasnt me” tom smaced his lips at you and you looked at him shrugging “it wasnt!” “You told me to make it quick!-“
“THOMAS” “whaaaat?! Its true!” “You still started it!”
Nikki and don watched the fued between as you to continued to complain and fight. “You were clearly being to loud thats why we got caught!-“
“Actually i heard thuds against the wall soooo” nikki spaced off as you glarred at him. “Who was making to much noise?” You lifted an eyebrow before he rolled his eyes and turned his chair a bit to not look at you.
“Did you use protection?” Dom asked. “Uhhh no” tom said. “Why not?” Nikki butted in. He only shrugged. “You need to use protection” “no we dont”
Nikki tapped behind her ear “what did you say?” “We will use protection” tom changed his mind. “Aha and how did you get that mark on your neck” nikki turned to you.
“I-uh burned my neck with the curling iron!” “Your hair isnt in curls” you bit your lip at her words “yeah welp i gave up after and dumped my hair in water” dom tried to read toms face and body language “it looks like a bruise, how high was the temperature?” Nikki asked, slightly concerned. “I have no idea”
“Just- why here?” Tom starred at nikki “i dont know i was just caught in the moment~” “dont you only say that when your a virgin doing it-“ “y/n we are supposed to be a team!” “Im just saying!”
“Before you both argue again.....” nikki said stopping the pot from boiling. “I just want to say that i hope your both happy and no longer sexually aroused”
“Nikki!” “What?! I have to say that Dominic!” “No you didnt, but if you dont mind i have to be leaving now, i have to teach the babies how to read” dom stood and took his plate to the kitchen, soon everyone done with their meal as you sat in silence washing dishes with nikki.
“Are you planning on making me a grandma?” She whispered, handing you the wet dish. “No not really” you sighef, drying the dish. “That sucks” “yep”
“But like why not!” “Toms busy with work and all do i dont want him to feel to responsible” “i have to agree on that one, barely wants to wipe his ass” “nikki!” You whisper yelled as she giggled, passing you anothet plate as you put the old one back.
“I know how it feels- dom cant keep his hands off of me” she winked as your eyes widened at her. “What! Im old not dead y/n” “you are not old nikki and plus i dont wanna know that!” “Hey im just letting you know” she shrugged.
“Dad she isnt pregnant and wont be anytime soon” “just bring me the babies! I will teach them how to cook, clean, eat-“ “thats our job dad”
“Well its better then these babies- WHO WONT STOP CHEWING ON THE BOOK-“
“WAAAAAAA”
“OH GOD PLEASE STOP CRYINGGG BLOODY HELL” dom said, snatching the ipad. “But please dont have sex in my house, thomas” dom glared at him while tom aggressively nodded his head.
“S-seth”
“THATS A NO NO WORD- STOP SAYING THAT” dom yelled again, stressing himself out. “WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?” Nikki yelled from the kitchen, walking infront of you into the livingroom.
“BECAUSE THESE BABIES ARE GONNA BE VERY SMART- IF THEY COULD FECKING LISTON (i did that on purpose)”
“f-fe-“
“Dont you even” he pointed at the new born through the ipad.
“Seth!”
“DOMINIC!”
#tom holland x reader#tom holland#tom holland fanfic#tom holland x black!reader#tom holland imagine#tom holland au
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Tagged by @carewyncromwell ! Tagging anyone whoever wants to ramble about their mc lol
What HPHM characters (or MCs) could you see your MC dating, in an AU? What would their relationship be like? Why did you ultimately decide not to go with that ship, or do you still hold a torch for it?
I think I've finally decided that Penny will be the main universe endgame but others I considered...
Talbott
My original endgame lol I don't know if I'll keep them briefly dating in but he's still a very important part of Lili working through her family issues and deciding that found family is Good. But yea Talbott helps keep Lili calm and she has no problem calling him out when he's anti social so they balance each other out.
Ben
In my canon, he's had an unrequited crush on Lili since year 1 😔✌ and eventually confesses in year 6. I don't think it'd be a particularly helathy relationship honestly, considering what year 6 Ben is like. Both of them year 6 and on are pretty volatile people with a lot of issues they need to deal with and they wouldnt work well together and enable their worst traits probably. But also the years long pining is fun rip ben
Rowan
BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS BEST TROPE!!!!! But yea. Rowan and Lili are v v v close so it feels inevitable to have an au where they get together. It's just r i g h t. The only reason it isn't the main ship is because I developed their relationship after coming up with a story for Lili/Penny and Lili/Talbott.
Diego
Lili is drawn to people who are very much themselves even if they come off as weird to others (see Rowan or Charlie) and I'd put Diego in that category too so they immediately get along. Lili finds his flirting funny and harmless and, very importantly, he makes her laugh and is good at lifting her spirits. In my canon, he's her actual first date, but they don't really continue dating after that first one. Also Lili has a type and its kindhearted Hufflepuffs who are taller than her (see Penny and Chiara lol)
Chiara
Lili/Chiara is a similar dynamic to Lili/Talbott tbh plus Chiara is Lili's aforementioned type lol Chiara is a sort of voice of reason and also really nice and both of those help keep Lili's temper in check. And Lili might be shocked at first at the werewolf reveal, but she would never ever tell anyone and do anything needed to help Chiara with her problems around it.
Badeea
Badeea is similar to Diego in thats she's very much herself and, again, Lili clicks with that immediately. Sadly, I don't think they'll end up interacting much in my canon timeline but Lili finds Badeea a fascinating person and really enjoys being around her.
Merula
I do ship it but not really but i also doooo? Anyways, in my canon Merula has a crush on Lili briefly and is v angry about it while Lili ignores her existence. I also have a vague au where they are childhood friends (since Lili's family on her mum's side are snobby purebloods who probably run in the same circles as the Snydes) and that goes from childhood friends to lovers (hey did i mention thats the best trope?) but I dont have much of it thought out yet aha
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Private Chat With Boba | Phineas/Boba
Phineas tries to do some investigating on Tinder... and Boba does some investigating of their own.
@swynlake-spill (and @exsqueak-me technically)
Date: 6 October 2021
Warnings: None
Phineas: Question for u
Boba: answer for u mr flynn
Phineas: Who are u lol
Boba: ok u caught me. i'll tell you. its me, phineas from the future.
Phineas: Prove it
Boba: u bozo that will mess with the time-space continuum. cmon thats time travel 101
Phineas: Aren’t you already messing with the time space continuum by messaging me?
Boba: nah its encrypted with future technology to prevent that kind of mistake. thats why i only communicate via the internet
Phineas: Ok well tell me something about my “future self” then
Boba: CUZE becomes an international success but u really zuckerberg it up in the end and its broken into several smaller companies. im here 2 prevent that from happening
Phineas: Oh man what do i have to do
Boba: date pip it's your only option
Phineas: LMAOOO Phineas: Gotta hand it to you that was some good trolling Phineas: Legit question why r u so obsessed with Pip and me lol
Boba: i am not obsessed with pip and u, swynlake is obsessed with pip and u. a reminder that i am but a mirror of what the town gives me. maybe be less in love with him or something idk
Phineas: Are they really? Like do you actually get a lot of messages about us? Phineas: I’m actually kind of curious
Boba: uh yeah lol if you read the blog that's pretty obvious!!! i just post what people send in. you understand as a business guy. gotta give the customers what they want
Phineas: Huh weird I wonder who’s sending them
Boba: well considering u once sent an 'anon' about yourself... Boba: u can see why i would buy into the rumours ...
Phineas: That was one time omg. It is not me.
Boba: well okay then who do YOU think it is?
Phineas: Probably a troll. Idk. That’s why I was asking you. Definitely not Pip lol
Boba: lolol why "definitely"??? because you guys are good friends?
Phineas: I mean I’m not gonna talk about him behind his back but he basically seems to think it would be the worst thing ever if we dated lol so I don’t think he would be the one saying that
Boba: oh yikes thats gotta hurt 😬
Phineas: I mean it’s not like i’m torn up about it I’m not trying to date him I think him and his bf are really good together. Tad is awesome and I’m really happy for them. Phineas: Like yeah I do gotta wonder why he acts like it would be the end of the world tbh but it doesn’t matter anyway bc I doubt it would ever happen Phineas: Why am I telling u all of this lol
Boba: hmmm yeah it is weird since he doesnt act like that with the other rumours about him. oh well! it probably doesnt mean anything
Phineas: He’s a great guy total G always has my back but he can be so weird sometimes lol Phineas: You seem pretty good at reading people so if you have any theories lmk lol Phineas: I just don’t want to make anything weird ever you know?
Boba: totally get it! friendships can be super complicated and gossip can make that more complicated lol. well, if u feed into it. Boba: not that im going to stop gossiping about u too btw i get great engagement on ur posts. u understand
Phineas: Lol well I guess I’ll just have to give you some good material 😂😂 Phineas: That was a joke btw
Boba: was it 😈😈😈😈😈 Boba: tbhhhh if ur unhappy with the narrative phineas u doooo have the power to change it. my inbox is open Boba: just remember to click anon this time.
Phineas: Lmao I’ve learned my lesson. I respect the grind tho
Boba: thank you! now want to give me any tidbits of juicy intel while we're here ;D
Phineas: CUZE.biz check it out😎
#i just wanted this on my blog i thought it was funny#the spill#pip#bdrptinder#i didn't know what to title this but u mentioned the circle so i was like sure
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