#bdrptinder

[oh-phineas]

Private Chat With Boba | Phineas/Boba

Phineas tries to do some investigating on Tinder... and Boba does some investigating of their own.

@swynlake-spill (and @exsqueak-me technically)

Date: 6 October 2021

Warnings: None

Phineas: Question for u

Boba: answer for u mr flynn

Phineas: Who are u lol

Boba: ok u caught me. i'll tell you. its me, phineas from the future.

Phineas: Prove it

Boba: u bozo that will mess with the time-space continuum. cmon thats time travel 101

Phineas: Aren’t you already messing with the time space continuum by messaging me? 

Boba: nah its encrypted with future technology to prevent that kind of mistake. thats why i only communicate via the internet

Phineas: Ok well tell me something about my “future self” then

Boba: CUZE becomes an international success but u really zuckerberg it up in the end and its broken into several smaller companies. im here 2 prevent that from happening 

Phineas: Oh man what do i have to do

Boba: date pip it's your only option

Phineas: LMAOOO Phineas: Gotta hand it to you that was some good trolling Phineas: Legit question why r u so obsessed with Pip and me lol

Boba: i am not obsessed with pip and u, swynlake is obsessed with pip and u. a reminder that i am but a mirror of what the town gives me.  maybe be less in love with him or something idk

Phineas: Are they really? Like do you actually get a lot of messages about us?  Phineas: I’m actually kind of curious

Boba: uh yeah lol if you read the blog that's pretty obvious!!! i just post what people send in. you understand as a business guy. gotta give the customers what they want

Phineas: Huh weird I wonder who’s sending them

Boba: well considering u once sent an 'anon' about yourself... Boba: u can see why i would buy into the rumours ...

Phineas: That was one time omg. It is not me. 

Boba: well okay then who do YOU think it is?

Phineas: Probably a troll. Idk. That’s why I was asking you. Definitely not Pip lol

Boba: lolol why "definitely"??? because you guys are good friends? 

Phineas: I mean I’m not gonna talk about him behind his back but he basically seems to think it would be the worst thing ever if we dated lol so I don’t think he would be the one saying that

Boba: oh yikes thats gotta hurt 😬

Phineas: I mean it’s not like i’m torn up about it I’m not trying to date him I think him and his bf are really good together. Tad is awesome and I’m really happy for them. Phineas: Like yeah I do gotta wonder why he acts like it would be the end of the world tbh but it doesn’t matter anyway bc I doubt it would ever happen Phineas: Why am I telling u all of this lol 

Boba: hmmm yeah it is weird since he doesnt act like that with the other rumours about him. oh well! it probably doesnt mean anything

Phineas: He’s a great guy total G always has my back but he can be so weird sometimes lol  Phineas: You seem pretty good at reading people so if you have any theories lmk lol Phineas: I just don’t want to make anything weird ever you know?

Boba: totally get it! friendships can be super complicated and gossip can make that more complicated lol. well, if u feed into it. Boba: not that im going to stop gossiping about u too btw i get great engagement on ur posts.  u understand

Phineas: Lol well I guess I’ll just have to give you some good material 😂😂 Phineas: That was a joke btw

Boba: was it 😈😈😈😈😈 Boba: tbhhhh if ur unhappy with the narrative phineas u doooo have the power to change it. my inbox is open Boba: just remember to click anon this time.

Phineas: Lmao I’ve learned my lesson. I respect the grind tho

Boba: thank you! now want to give me any tidbits of juicy intel while we're here ;D

Phineas: CUZE.biz check it out😎

[thedipster]

It’s a Match! || Quipper

Dipper: what are all the medals for? 

@aquata-the-champ​

[aquata-the-champ]

It’s a Match! Part 2

Aquata: Thanks for the right swipe I needed the ego boost lol

[casanovaxcandelabra]

[tink-bell]

[lostrapunxel-blog]

Tinder Profile

Rapunzel Corona, 22.

I hope I can find someone that will be my friend first, and let romance come naturally💖💖 I love the outdoors and I love trying new things!

Interested in: male/female

Ages: 18-30

[thedipster]

It’s a Match || Quipper

aquata-the-champ​:

Aquata: No actually that was my intent I’d like to meet him now please

Aquata: (also joking)

Aquata: Anyway instead of talking about our dads how about you tell me more about yourself haha

Dipper: I like long walks on the beach Dipper: jk I hate sand, it’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere Dipper: actually double jk I’m a demonology student at Pride U and a bit of a film buff and as you deduced earlier I’m into hiking and camping and outdoorsy stuff  Dipper: what about you? what do you do besides swim? 

[thedipster]

aquata-the-champ​:

It’s a Match || Quipper

Aquata:  I guess it’s technically a sport but like is it really lmao

Aquata: With all due respect to ur father

Aquata: Just an unbelievably boring thing to watch

Dipper: that tracks as he is an unbelievably boring man  Dipper: he’s a chiropractor which is just a fake doctor Dipper: you know i didn’t intend to talk about my dad this much on Tinder and i wanna say sorry for that Dipper: Unless...that was your intent? Dipper: (that was a joke) Dipper: (i mean, no judgement tho) 

[thedipster]

It’s a Match || Quipper

aquata-the-champ​:

Aquata: My hotness x

Aquata: Jk I used to swim in uni lmao

Dipper: what was your stroke? Dipper: I did track in high school but that’s kinda just all the same motion but with different lengths of pavement