#sams new year sale

[quartztwst]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN AZUL NOT YOU

NOT YOU, YOU FREAK

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE 👉🚪

HOW DARE YOU SHOW UP LOOKING REALLY NICE AND COZY

OMG IS THAT ORTHO

CUTEEETEYCYEYYRYDYD ORTHO IS SO CUTE

Is that a TREY SSR??

AND A ROOK SSR????

THEY LOOK GORGEOUS OH MY GODD

AND WHY ARE THEY MATCHING THE GREY COAT

Jeiazu back at it again STOP THIS GAY PEOPLE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[yaamatic]

little fishy coin purse :)

[amouress16]

So we can all agree the twins are the funniest guys on campus right? Right??

(Sketch version under the cut)

Ruggie does not get paid enough to deal with these shenanigans lol

[toreii]

Sam’s New Year Sale 2024!

I don’t ever do these, but I’m definitely picking up Ortho. Who are you guys excited to get?

Edit:

I can’t with Jade😂

[gifti3]

Everyone: i wanna excel in my studies, training, find a good job, etc.

Cater: magicam

[egophiliac]

popping back in for a couple seconds, because I am obsessed with these two throwaway characters from the last new year's bit. I need to know more about this fancy overdramatic theater kid and IT nerdling's more-likely-than-you'd-think friendship.

(brb, building an entire mental headcanon around these random characters who will literally never appear again. they have a whole sitcom together...in my heart.)

[l0vagrend]

i was thinking about them the other day 🫶

[midnightmah07]

"It's so pretty!" "It really is."

[tartppola]

Does anyone know what the timeline of the TWST main story is??? iirc Heartslabyul takes place in September before Ace’s birthday. Actually I think Prologue & Heartslabyul spans at least a week at max 😭😭

Savanaclaw is probably Late October… purely bcs I don’t think they’d do a school festival so early into the year

Octavinelle is like November-> Early December to me bcs it’s the midterm exam period, & idt they’d do exams right after a festival, but who knows…

Scarabia’s over winter break so December ->January

Pomefiore is probably??? somewhere around January as well?? Because I remember it was still snowing from the cutscene that Prefect has with Kalim abt his disappointment on not being a main singer. I’m betting on Late January at earliest. And Ignihyde takes place literally the night after Pomefiore 😭😭😭 This is also just guesswork based on how far up north the Sage’s Isle is, I assume the winters last longer there.

As for Diasomnia I got no clue at all 💔💔 all ik is that it should be getting warmer bcs of the reactions the characters have towards Malleus causing snow & winds to pick up… I used to think it was March but it probably isn’t 😭

if anyone would like to refute/add onto anything please feel free to do so!! This is all just guesswork 🙏🙏🙏

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

When did the idgihyde students defend idia? I genuinely don’t remember anything about this

[Referencing this post!]

I didn’t remember myself at first, but the original asker (@asteampvnk) clarified for me! dbjssvkskww And what do you know, it’s from a New Year’s event… which I typically fast forward through the dialogue for since I find them largely uninteresting and not rich with lore 💀 so yeah, it totally slipped my mind!

More specifically, the occurrence being referred to takes place in 2022 (JP) Sam’s New Year Sale event. Each dorm gets a day where they come in and try their luck at pulling a highly coveted ticket (that can be traded for any item at the Mystery Shop) from Sam’s popular Mystery Bags.

On Ignihyde’s day, Idia buys the last Mystery Bag available and this causes the other students waiting in line to get aggressive. The mobs (an Octavinelle and Diasomnia one) try to forcibly take the last Mystery Bag from him, but the Ignihyde students notice that Idia and his brother are in trouble and the Igni mobs have dialogue along the lines of, “Let’s help the dorm leader and Ortho!”

[blind0raven]

Basically what Jack did to finally convince Leona to play:

[traumxrei-archive]

I KNEW HE'D GET GOOD STUFF !! i have a running theory that these bags are magic and that it gives you exactly what you want or things that are useful to you when you're nice or don't cause trouble !!!

like think abt it: heartslabyul got pretty meh stuff, and octatrio got useless stuff. jamil got some good stuff BUT not exactly what he wanted, bc while he did give kalim n deuce snacks, he also tried to peek into the bags.

meanwhile pomefiore, who got ppl in line, got GREAT stuff, epel got boxing gloves, rook got lab/experimental equipment, and vil got a haul of clothes that are in-style.

and now, idia, who is literally the most introverted person ik, he forced himself to wait patiently in line, and managed to snag the last bag....only for it to be EXACTLY the item he wanted !! like ??? what are the odds ?????

[daily-out-of-context-twst]

[emienvee2811]

Vil Schoenheit

Ready for battles

[baby-twist]

[ends-of-the-wayward-storm]

Ruggie hustled too close to the sun.😂😂

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