#sams new year sale

[quartztwst]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN AZUL NOT YOU

NOT YOU, YOU FREAK

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE 👉🚪

HOW DARE YOU SHOW UP LOOKING REALLY NICE AND COZY

OMG IS THAT ORTHO

CUTEEETEYCYEYYRYDYD ORTHO IS SO CUTE

Is that a TREY SSR??

AND A ROOK SSR????

THEY LOOK GORGEOUS OH MY GODD

AND WHY ARE THEY MATCHING THE GREY COAT

Jeiazu back at it again STOP THIS GAY PEOPLE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[yaamatic]

little fishy coin purse :)

[amouress16]

So we can all agree the twins are the funniest guys on campus right? Right??

(Sketch version under the cut)

Ruggie does not get paid enough to deal with these shenanigans lol

[toreii]

Sam’s New Year Sale 2024!

I don’t ever do these, but I’m definitely picking up Ortho. Who are you guys excited to get?

Edit:

I can’t with Jade😂

[gifti3]

Everyone: i wanna excel in my studies, training, find a good job, etc.

Cater: magicam

[egophiliac]

still rolling around on the ground over the contrast between Jack and Mal. it's so...🤌🤌🤌

[ephemii]

Happy Holidays!! ✨🎆❄️

what a strong, handsome boy!!! show 'em what you've got, buddy!!

(woah!!! a grace post that isn't malleyuu??? unheard of. in another case, I do need to draw yuu with the first years more,,, I love them,,, I need to honor them as well)

ahggghhhhhhhh i'm still swamped with college stuff so once again, I couldn't make anything more rendered or elaborate sob sob,,,,, so please have this humble quick thing that I did with nothing but the jack brainrot fueling me ToT (seriously, how handsome can they keep making him???)

[ghostotosto]

Oh wow, what a beautiful bride～ ♡

....anyway.

Happy new year everyone! Wishing all the luck for all of you! ( ´ ∀ `)ノ

[l0vagrend]

i was thinking about them the other day 🫶

[crystallizsch]

very demure very mindful

[daily-out-of-context-twst]

[tartppola]

Does anyone know what the timeline of the TWST main story is??? iirc Heartslabyul takes place in September before Ace’s birthday. Actually I think Prologue & Heartslabyul spans at least a week at max 😭😭

Savanaclaw is probably Late October… purely bcs I don’t think they’d do a school festival so early into the year

Octavinelle is like November-> Early December to me bcs it’s the midterm exam period, & idt they’d do exams right after a festival, but who knows…

Scarabia’s over winter break so December ->January

Pomefiore is probably??? somewhere around January as well?? Because I remember it was still snowing from the cutscene that Prefect has with Kalim abt his disappointment on not being a main singer. I’m betting on Late January at earliest. And Ignihyde takes place literally the night after Pomefiore 😭😭😭 This is also just guesswork based on how far up north the Sage’s Isle is, I assume the winters last longer there.

As for Diasomnia I got no clue at all 💔💔 all ik is that it should be getting warmer bcs of the reactions the characters have towards Malleus causing snow & winds to pick up… I used to think it was March but it probably isn’t 😭

if anyone would like to refute/add onto anything please feel free to do so!! This is all just guesswork 🙏🙏🙏

[mochawulfie]

Ayyy just a little something silly for the new year!! Jade's "My curiosity is piqued" line reminded me and my sister of this audio lmao. So enjoy! Happy (late) new year! :D

Youtube version:

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

When did the idgihyde students defend idia? I genuinely don’t remember anything about this

[Referencing this post!]

I didn’t remember myself at first, but the original asker (@asteampvnk) clarified for me! dbjssvkskww And what do you know, it’s from a New Year’s event… which I typically fast forward through the dialogue for since I find them largely uninteresting and not rich with lore 💀 so yeah, it totally slipped my mind!

More specifically, the occurrence being referred to takes place in 2022 (JP) Sam’s New Year Sale event. Each dorm gets a day where they come in and try their luck at pulling a highly coveted ticket (that can be traded for any item at the Mystery Shop) from Sam’s popular Mystery Bags.

On Ignihyde’s day, Idia buys the last Mystery Bag available and this causes the other students waiting in line to get aggressive. The mobs (an Octavinelle and Diasomnia one) try to forcibly take the last Mystery Bag from him, but the Ignihyde students notice that Idia and his brother are in trouble and the Igni mobs have dialogue along the lines of, “Let’s help the dorm leader and Ortho!”

[bibiblocksberg1234]

Sam’s New Year Sale Day 6

aka Idia traumatising time, let’s goo

Idia got the short end of the stick and ended up going to the store when Rook and Jade were in charge of the koma battles.

Just look how scared he looks when interacting with Rook and how his whole demeanor changes as soon as he sees Ortho, I love the Shroud brothers’ dynamic.

I know Sam says you can find anything at his store but he really means it. I also want my local store to sell both groceries and rare movie figures.

It would have been fun to see an Idia vs Ortho koma battle, but unfortunately for Idia, it didn’t happen. I just love his reaction to the news. This event is making me sound like Jade, but Idia always provides the most entertaining reactions when you force him to talk to someone else besides Ortho.

Also, I don’t know what the thaumark to real money conversion rate is, but I would assume spending between 300 to 349 thaumarks on a figure is a lot. On the other hand, I wasn’t expecting anything less from Idia, he always makes the best use of Styx funds.

I feel like trying to target Idia specifically (or Kalim) would be a solid strategy IF someone would be willing to go out of their cave more often to find out about the special offers. Alas, Rook’s morals are leagues above Jade’s and that didn’t happen. But I am curious to know what these two will cook up next.

[egophiliac]

THE POME AND IGNI MOB DUO ARE OUT IN EN!!!

YES I'm SO glad everyone else was also charmed by these two ridiculous spotlight-stealers and their thirty seconds of stardom. :D

(this was very fast I'm sorry)