#but i matched with one guy (more than one but thats not important)

[icewindandboringhorror]

Recent game related things .. hrmm...

[waywardsalt]

no bite scene yet but heres another snippet of the ganonbeck fic chapter 2 under the cut

[beepathan]

ahhh ahhh

[azulpitlane]

american wedding l ln4

summary: lando dating zak brown's daughter leads to a lot of pr disasters, like getting married in vegas

notes: can be read as a part two to boss' daughter or a stand alone

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yourusername

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yourusername wasnt gonna drink tonight but i miss my bf like a mf.

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user real tbh

user i miss u like a mf. show ur face at a race already queen.

user no cause it's been forever since she went to one and i miss the chaotic content with her and lando

user you know damn well you were gonna drink regardless liked by yourusername

landonorris i miss u more😓 just drop out of uni and come to all my races

zbrownceo excuse me?

landonorris JUST A JOKE! ha ha ha.

user LANDO😭😭

landonorris but i just booked a flight to nyc because of this post btw. see you this weekend😈

yourusername i was about to start crying until i realized what emoji you used😐

oscarpiastri dont we have be at the mtc this weekened??

yourusername SHHHH OSCAH

landonorris yeah oscar shhh

user poor oscar is always getting tag teammed by those two

user lando getting that in-law privilege by skipping important meetings to see his boss' daughter😭

user i love this relationship's dynamic theyre so perfect for each other

f1gossip

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f1gossip Lando and Y/n's Brown's weekend in New York City! It seems Lando skipped his trip to the MTC to be with his girlfriend where they were pictured clubbing and walking around the city multiple times.

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user IN THE CLURB WE ALL FAM

user he finally met his match lol

user lando is a clingy drunk confirmed✅

user i really want to know what their drunk conversations sound like

user hot take but if she wasnt zaks daughter most of you guys would hate her

user shes making him blow off important meetings so he could be with her? she sounds like a distraction from racing

user girl what- her dad is literally the ceo? if there was an issue im sure he wouldve let them know bffr

user zak brown is probably tired of these two😭

user is partying all they do together?

user no cause she lowkey seems like a bad influence

user i agree🫣 shes always posting herself partying and drinking, thats not wag material

user she might be a pr nightmare but i stand with my canceled wife💜

landonorris

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landonorris nyc to vegas🛩 aaaand i brought the bad influence with

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user the caption IM-

user nah hes lowkey dissing y/n haters😭

user how did he bag someone 10x cooler than him

user the bottle of alcohol and the vape, she really is ready for vegas

user Y/N'S BACK!!!

yourusername vegas aint ready for us

landonorris no they arent😈

yourusername enough.

user no hate to the other wags but y/n is truly the realest one out of all of them

user fr she truly is just a normal girl in her twenties

oscarpiastri 🙂

yourusername what is that suppose that mean OSCAH!!! my father will hear of this

oscarpiastri ok calm down draco malfoy

user why is there lowkey beef between y/n and oscar LMFAO

yourusername he hates my swag!!!

oscarpiastri she brings a lotttt of energy to the garage when shes here🙂

user im crying at oscars response😭😭😭 hes had enough of yn and lando

user idk if her holding a bottle of alcohol is appropriate to post!

user pls grow up omg

yourusername

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yourusername postt race partoes >>>>>> the avtual race

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user THEE party girl

user i need to party with them so bad

user lando.jpg when???

user the typos😭 shes already drunk

user yup theres already videos of her and lando drunkly dancing together all over twitter

user yeah and oscar was in the background of those videos looking miserable LMFAOO

user oh to be a wag partying in vegas with lando

yourusername posted a story

user i voted fall to my knees and cry btw…if you even care

user um this is a random question to ask at 3am…

user what stores are even open rn😭😭

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oscarpiastri Y/N??? IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU AND LANDO FOR LIKE A HALF AN HOUR AT THE CLUB AND YOURE NOT EVEN HERE??

oscarpiastri if you guys dont pick up your phones i swear to god…

oscarpiastri of course i get stuck as babysitter to the two most drunk people at the party

yourusername heY oscah😊😊 sendingg u my lpcation now cuz we need a witness so come ASAPPPPPP

oscarpiastri WITNESS FOR WHAT?

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danielricciardo if this means what i think it means, youre both so dead🤣

user babes didnt u just post at the club like an hour ago

yourusername

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yourusername do u guys thonk my dad will be mad thaT oscar walked me down the aislee?

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user OH MY GOD??

user mclarens pr team are going to have a rude awakening in the morning😭

user shes never beating the bad influence allegations i fear

user crazy to think that this time last year he was flirting with her through her instagram comments😭

user and now theyre married omg i remember everyone was teasing lando but he truly got the last laugh

carlossainz55 i dont know if i should congralute you guys or be concerned?

user mind you, its almost four in the morning in vegas

danielricciardo getting married is crazy, you should be at the club

yourusername u mak a grrat point! otw now

mclaren we cannot congratulate until the boss says its okay sorry😕

zbrownceo answer your phone.

oscarpiastri sir, i would like it to be known that she blackmailed to be there

yourusername okay snitch!

zbrownceo im not kidding y/n

danielricciardo ouuu youre in trouble

user its so over for them

user zak finally putting his foot down with these two LMFAO

f1gossip

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f1gossip Wedding celebrations at the club! Seems like the newlyweds are back partying after their wedding announcement was made just a few minutes ago. Congrats to them?

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user everyone is freaking out and theyre literally at the club im cryingg

user "congrats to them?" is literally all of us rn😭

user they are not real omg

user zak is probably blowing up their phones and they do not care at all lmfaooo

user truly winning the idgaf war

user real question is are they getting an annulment once they sober up???

user i really wanna know what zak will make them do

f1gossip

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f1gossip Newly weds update! The two were seen this afternoon leaving Las Vegas with Zak Brown himself. Neither were seen wearing wedding rings, possible divorce?

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user well that was fun while it lasted

user damn they beat kim kardashians record of the shortest marriage

user at least theyre still dating😭

user they definitely got yelled at lmfaoo

user cant tell if zak is happy or angry that his daughter married norris considering how much he loves him

user oh hes def happy about it but not happy they posted it LOL

user good for him for getting an annulment. shes a mess

user and hes not? bye theyre both messy

landonorris 📍qatar

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landonorris annulment? we're in our honeymoon

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user oh so theyre fr about this marriage😭

user does bro know theres a race on sunday

user they look so in love im honestly really happy for them

yourusername we beat the fraud marriage allegations💜

mclaren now thats its been approved by the boss, congratulations to the best papaya couple theres ever been🧡

user wow so zak approves! im shocked tbh

user i wish i couldve seen their reactions the morning after the wedding

yourusername ohhh we didnt remember any of it tbh but were happy now!

user LMFAO OMG....

user she finally got her ring!! and here you guys were thinking they got a divorce bc she didnt have one

danielricciardo never thought id see the day

yourusername me neither tbh

landonorris excuse me WHAT

landoupdates

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landoupdates Lando was questioned on his Vegas wedding in new interview.

"We decided not to get any annulment or anything and just keep this Vegas marriage as sort of like a promise for a real one in the future." 🧡

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user omg😭😭they are too cute

user not to be dramatic but i would honestly cried if they broke up

user no literally they mean everything to me

user "i really do think y/n is the one" DO YOU HEAR ME SOBBING

user he gets so smiley when y/n is brought up ughhh me and WHO

user and to think y/n has haters is crazyyy this man is so in love with her

user if oscar isnt the best man ill riot for him, he was there for the og wedding

user imagining them trying to convince zak to not get a divorce is the cutest but funniest thing ever

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more notes: has anyone seen anora?? it inspired this haha A FRAUD MARRIAGE!!!

[zombvic]

FALLING IN LOVE, WITH YOU

summary : how i think the la masia boys would realize theyre in love with you

notes : this is a filler because i dont have anything finnished rn ... im making this and some headcannons a series x lmk who you want to see in the future. ALSO! im leaving for a three week vacation on tuesday (given its sunday rn) so theres gonna be less n less fics. ill have some drafts which ill post but ..

pairings : hector fort , marc guiu , pau cubarsi , lamine yamal x reader

HECTOR is considered a serious and somewhat private guy. he thinks, before sharing details about himself with others. he was cautious and discrete, even around you. although he didn't know it at the time, hector slowly began to feel more comfortable sharing every little detail about his experiences and daily life with you, no matter how big or small. when something important happened, you became his first thought. after some time, he began to realize just how much he truly loved and admired you.

PAU is still pretty young. being basically freshly seventeen, a prominent player for the barcelona team. id imagine pau to be in a relationship for over six months before he realizes hes in love. the moment he realizes the fact is when hes missing you. missing your touch, missing your voice, missing your eyes, missing you as a whole. it could be considered as clingy but he just misses you and thats what he considered as love.

LAMINE is even younger than pau but quite mature for his age. he enjoys thinking far, far ahead. lamine often finds himself fantasizing about his future—his future house, family, future in football—and while doing so, he realizes that he can't imagine a reality without you by his side. another moment where he realizes his actual feelings towards you is when you meet his family. he is a family-oriented person and loves his family, especially his brother. he would melt at the sight of you and keyne together, and the moment he introduces you to his parents and they approve, it's decided. he's in love

MARC would be smitten since day one. i can imagine him as a golden retriever type boyfriend. but the moment he realizes his love for you is when he sees you at basically every match, cheering, supporting, being there for him.

[nymphia-tarot]

Your first date with them 🌸 [PAC]

pile 1 ----> pile 2

pile 3 ----> pile 4

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🌸 meditate on the pics and pick whichever one calls to you the most. you might feel drawn to more than one pile, which means you may have messages in other piles for you as well! if you don't feel particularly drawn to any pile, the messages in this reading might not be intended for you. since this is a general reading, take what resonates! 🌸

🌸 Pile 1:

I'm getting that this date is something that was a long-awaited thing. Like you or your person might have been planning or dreaming of this for quite a while. You might have met this person at a very crucial time of your life, almost as if the stars aligned perfectly at that moment, and they've been fairly impactful to you. Maybe you met them at school/uni or somewhere relevant to your educational field. This is a person that has been overall pretty important to you in your life, for maybe some sort of karmic lesson, and your connection has been fated to occur.

Pile 1, this is someone you're carefully considering as a serious option. And I feel like the date is a way for you to determine the course of your future with them. A lot of individuals who picked this pile are independent thinkers with a discerning judgement on people. Lots of sapiosexuals too. You want someone to match you at your level and it seems like the date between you two will be a very stimulating experience. The two of you will have a lot of deep conversations and get to know each other better at an intellectual and philosophical level.

There's a good chance of this relationship ending up in marriage for a lot of you. A proposal or offer from your partner. However, I feel like the future of the relationship isn't really that good? Like you're both very fine people but after a while the initial passion and spark would just die down, making the relationship feel very stagnant. Some of you might even stay and do your best to make it work even though it really isn't working. I'm also getting the possibility of cheating for some? If the worst happens, I feel like the best thing to do is to let go and give yourself freedom.

🌸 Pile 2:

Maybe a lot of yall in pile 2 have a tendency to get lowkey delusional when it comes to matters of love. Like getting infatuated and idealising the other party, mostly living in fantasy and maybe you guys read way too much love tarot. I'm seeing a lot of you guys won't really go in with a clear head for this date overall. Hampered intuition, reading too much into lines, limerence, etc. When you actually do get to date your person I'm seeing that it'll finally ground you and make you see them for who they really are and evaluate your own feelings and the future of this relationship from a more realistic lens.

Maybe a lot of you guys' partner here is rich or at least financially stable or abundant. They may even have generational wealth. You guys are going to get spoilt on your date though. Lavished materially, lowkey sugar daddy/mommy vibes, etc. You guys might go to a really fancy place and enjoy a luxurious date with them. However, there's a chance there's a sort of power imbalance in the end, like maybe they're someone who is on a more powerful position systematically or in any other way, they have power over you. I'm getting it's mostly financially though for most of you guys.

Overall, you might end up feeling disillusioned from your previous notions and expectations in this date and they might feel restricted or caged in some way by how you view them. It's like they'll realise that the idea you have of them in your mind does not represent who they are. You might even end up having conflicting views/mentalities.

🌸 Pile 3:

I feel like this is a connection thats mostly fueled by physical attraction/lust which is passionate, fiery and can be all-consuming. You might have been in a bit of a slump before the date occurs and I'm getting that one or both you felt unfulfilled by the current situation of your relationship/where you stand with each other. Maybe the relationship you guys have is something that's a bit unconventional so it can get tough.

It seems like the date will end up in heartbreak for one or both you in some way. I'm getting a serious breach of trust and breaking a promise or vow you had made to each other. It can either end in a break up or continuing to nurture a tattered/unfulfilling relationship. For most of you the one who betrayed the other is your partner in this relationship. Maybe you've wanted to be official with them for a while only to have the devastating realisation that it's not feasible to happen.

After this date, your feelings for your person might dull down or even fade completely. You might get your joys shattered and end up deciding that happiness for you doesn't lie here. As for your person, I'm ngl they seem very physically-driven. They might be trapping you in some way in this relationship in a way that isn't healthy. Like, even if you're unhappy, your person doesn't see it and continues to thrive and take and take while keeping you constrained, not letting you break free of unhealthy cycles. Their feelings for you are mostly lust.

🌸 Pile 4:

The dynamic/relationship between you two might be kinda slow-moving and the lowkey. Maybe you both took a long time to ask each other out finally and was in a sort of stalemate before deciding to go "screw it, you only live once" and shooting your shots. Since it feels like something that happens more haphazardly and on impulse, the date might be slightly awkward for you guys. One or both of you may stumble over your words a lot or kinda not know what to do. This feels kinda frustrating yet adorable from an outside perspective and there might be a lot of internal cursing involved lol.

However, once you actually get through it, you'll realise it really wasn't that bad and overall end up quite fulfilled and happy. At the end, the date might actually go pretty well despite the initial awkwardness once you get the hang of it. If you guys do continue with your relationship, it might actually lead to a lot of growth and development for both of you. I'm also sensing that there's a lot of travel involved? Maybe you guys are from different cultures or cities, etc.

You might be the more composed and rational one during this date and be lowkey analysing everything. Virgo vibes. You might end up intimidating your person a bit lol. Your person on the other hand is full of anxiety and nervousness and it might be more visible on their end lol.

[iloverook]

Some Obey me hcs!

its 1 AM and I'm bored so i decided to do some obey me hcs

Lucifer:

all of your dates would be at quiet places, so you guys can have a bit of peace without his brothers.

LOVES when you bring food for him, like, his working at his office and then you suddenly appears with a plate full of food for him telling him to take a break (he loves to know that you care that much about him, he won't admit it, but you just know)

He loves when you guys cuddle, hug or kiss. His brothers aren't the only ones who needs your attention, the poor guy need some attention too!

definitely has soft spot for you and Mammon. So if you team up with him, you both can ask Lucifer anything and he might give you.

Mammon:

He would definitely steal lucifer's credit card to buy gifts for you, no one can take that out of my mind.

I don't think he would be a big fan of PDA, but it just depends on his mood.

He would be clingy somedays, like, REALLY clingy. You're going to the bathroom? that's okay, he's waiting for you at the door.

Would let you try makeup on him. got a new eyeshadow? he's going to be your lab rat. He would also let you play with his hair. Just don't do anything that can damage it, his hair is a important part of his modeling gigs!

Leviathan:

Loves when you play with him or just show any interest in anything he likes.

Would buy another fish to put on his tank, so henry 2.0 can have a partner too (he would let you name it)

Would definitely buy matching cosplays for you two.

Would teach you how to program your own game (if you're interested in that ofc)

He would need you to say you love him 24/7

Satan:

would buy you matching cat Keychains (he would have it with 24/7)

He loves when you guys have dates at librarys

would name a stray cat after you (unfortunately he can't take the cat home, but he makes sure to send you some pictures of it)

he would buy you any book you want (or lend it to you if you don't want one)

Asmo:

He would compliment you 24/7. What can he do? You're the pretties person he ever seen! (before him ofc)

would make you a skincare routine, and would make sure you follow every single step

would try new makeups on you

50% of his phone gallery are pictures of you guys together

would post a picture of you guys every time you guys go out

Beel:

I can't think of many hcs for him 😞

Would ask you to work out with him

would give you princess treatment

would carry you if you're tired of walking

Belphie:

would try to stay awake so he can go on dates with you

i don't think he smells good, he would be too tired to take baths (you have to force him to)

would use one of your shirts as a pillowcase

he let you play with his hair, it helps him sleep

have a plushie that reminds him of you (he hugs it to sleep when you're not around)

thats what i could think for them! Please forgive me for any spelling mistake, english is not my first language! And thank you so much for reading, it helps me a lot! <3

(i know more about obey me, so any obey me related thing will be bigger than the twisted wonderland ones)

[pansy-picnics]

can ask that you spill everything about your Splatoon OCs? 😺

ABSOLUTELY i did not expect anyone to ask to be honest….goodness where do i even begin. Let’s see. I’ll start with my main little doomed love triangle thing i suppose

Cecilia Paek, she/her, 24 yrs old, aka: cece, celia, eight, whore, freak, slut, etc. My agent 8. born in the domes under the name Seo-Mi Paek, but renamed herself to cece post-memory loss. A freak both in the not-safe-for-work sense and just. In general. She says the most unhinged shit in such a passive formal manner. Marina has to consistently tell her she’s not allowed to eat the jelletons. She bites. A lot.

aside from being a freak cece is curious and observant, but incredibly blunt and fierce. In the past Seo-Mi was a much quieter and more repressed person, but hearing the Inkantation awakened a flame within her, so to speak. Cece is incredibly vocal about her thoughts and feelings, and she does not like to be pushed around. although shes always been a very nostalgic person, shes been trying to look forward more often than not. (she was on team future!)

cece has a very mature, almost sisterly presence, and is especially close with neo 3 (ikra) and her pseudo sister agent 4 (yottsu). she also has a daughter of her own, yumi! ikra and yottsu are my friends ocs so i cant say too much about them but ikra is like, basically her and kyle’s adopted kid

Kyle Lastname, (Actual surname to be determined Eventually) he/him, 25 yrs, aka three, cap, kyle, ceces silly rabbit /j. he’s my captain 3. has a stupid ass name bc he’s a stupid ass guy. Basically started as a joke oc but i put him through the Horrors. he’s the malewife of all time.

Grew up the only hearing person in a deaf/hard of hearing household so he’s fluent in sign language. He joined squidbeak when he was like 16 mostly bc he was a MASSIVE FUCKING LOSER with a huge ego who wanted the attention. Now he has Trauma and hates his teen self more than anything. (The egotistical little white kid phase is like, a rite of passage in his family. His little sister is still in that phase.) Now that he’s mellowed out hes just a sopping wet cat. Dating cece and is obsessed with her + will do literally whatever she wants.

Hes a lot more talkative than canon 3, hes the kind of guy who copes with humor all the time. he tries to be cool and mysterious but hes really awkward and gets flustered or worked up super easily. He’s overall a pretty boring guy and thats his charm. She’s barbie and he’s just ken. etc etc.

Hes SO dad coded btw. He and cece have a daughter together, Yumi. Since he was young he spent a lot of time looking after his little sister and he’s basically adopted his protege, neo3 (ikra). he makes me think of RTGame for reasons i could not describe to you, it’s just the energy somehow. He’s my babygirl. My little meow meow if you will (Cece voice)

Victoria Mendoza, she/her, 25 yrs, aka Tori. SHE is the fucked up one. Literally doomed by the narrative. Eye love her.

She comes from a long line of elite soldiers and was a child prodigy, but also the Problem Child. Got expelled from multiple schools for beating up other kids. from a young age she’s been incredibly critical of the octarian society and she was basically your average teen rebel. into alt music/fashion, incredibly vocal about her distaste for the system, fairly closed off with a cold exterior. the only person she truly cared for was Seo-Mi (Cece).

Seo-Mi was quiet and sweet and generally pretty average academically, so she didn’t have nearly as much pressure on her to succeed compared to Tori. the two were childhood friends and teenage lovers. The only ones who truly matched each others freak if you will. When they were little girls they used to dream of escaping to the surface together. this changed when they were about sixteen years old.

the most important thing to know about tori is that she is a pessimist and at her core a Coward. She’s all bark and no bite. She’ll scream her hatred of authority from the rooftops but immediately crumble at the sight of her leader. and as she got older and officially entered her career, she lost hope. she determined the surface wouldn’t have anything more for her than the domes did. she became complacent, while Seo-Mi, who had previously been more neutral, had heard the inkantation and only become more determined to leave the domes.

The two desperately tried to change each other’s minds but they were far too stubborn. both of them were crushed by the supposed “betrayal” of their beloved. Inevitably Seo-Mi left for the surface, eventually being taken in to Kamabo Co. while tori stayed behind to rot.

Since Seo-Mi left, tori became more bitter than ever before. she turns her focus to her career, and her family, but she never truly moves on from the loss. Unfortunately, Cece did. Cece met someone else, she’s started a family, she has a completely new name. she’s essentially a new person. and Tori is still the same.

Canonically i don’t think they would ever meet again and actually recognize each other, but i like to play with the idea sometimes bc if they did they would Hate each other. Tori is completely incapable of accepting that her Seo-Mi has moved on. She is clinging on to a version of someone that doesn’t exist anymore. tori is a deeply self destructive person and will never move on in any sense of the word. Sad!

Also this is Yumi. Age varies but shes like. Very young toddler as of the current timeline. She’s cece and kyle’s favorite surprise (Accident). They’re both freaks and shes the consequences of their actions. She and smollusk have playdates together. She’s obsessed with off the hook but doesn’t realize that her weird lesbian aunts pearl and marina are the same people. She’s baby

[themultifanshipper]

It wasn’t the first time you’d been targeted by the secret services. It was however the first time you had been interrupted while on a mission. By a very handsome agent no less.

Yes I got the hairpin inspo from Sherlock what are you going to do about it?

Also I know thats a picture of Lando but it fit the vibe ok?

Warnings : Violence (but not explicit), rather rough sex, alex is a bit of freak, gratuitous pop culture references, gratuitous britishness, this is fully self-indulgent I’m sorry, also probably way too much italics, THEY MATCH EACH OTHER'S FREAK YOUR HONOUR

Double A, they called him. No idea why. You had never seen him in person because he had never been assigned to you, obviously too important for a ‘low level threat’ such as yourself.

Which was frankly insulting! You were responsible for 2 government assassinations, a handful of mobster disappearances, one bank heist, various thefts ranging from documents to cars to  priceless art, a few jail breakouts and the subsequent murder of the man who ordered them. And that was just in the last 3 years.

You didn’t really have morals, but you had quite a bit of debt. So any job that paid well was fair game, and if it was wrong, you killed the contractor and got paid double by their rivals. Easy-peasy.

That’s how you ended up in this place. A private auction for stolen artifacts, in a huge mansion, in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Perfect place to hold one, really.

Your job was simple, find out who was bidding on the most items, kidnap them, and bring them to the FBI. Then you would get a hefty tip from them, and any rival traders that benefited. Simple. A normal Wednesday night for you.

You were wearing a ridiculously exposing dress with a plunging neckline, no back, and so tight around your arse you were incapable of sitting down. Your FBI contact’s idea of a joke maybe. So you prowled the outskirts of the crowd instead.

Except you didn’t expect him to be there. Obviously he knew who you were, and you knew who he was, but he didn’t seem to have realized you had noted his presence, probably relying on his anonymity.

Rookie mistake.

Which is why you were so shocked when he strolled right up to you and offered to buy you a drink. From up close, he was even more handsome than you’d previously observed. His tan skin contrasted against his white shirt, tucked into a pair of navy blue slacks. His big brown eyes and toothy grin made you melt and you accepted his offer with no resistance.

Of course you checked the drink twice before touching it, you never let him touch you, and always checked you had your phone and keys always firmly in your bag which was over your shoulder at all times.

“So what’s a tall, dark, handsome guy like you doing hanging around a dodgy auction, then?” You baited.

He smiled, intense gaze roaming over your body, penetrating your defenses. “Probably not the same thing as you, let’s be honest.”

You gulped down another sip. So he did know who you were, great.

“Don’t worry, darling” He laughed at your obvious annoyance, eyeing you up and down “I’m not here for you, unfortunately...”

You were almost disappointed. Almost. Mostly relieved.

“But” He quickly finished his drink and put it back on the bar “I wouldn’t recommend stealing anything tonight, or the next time I find you…” he leaned in close, lips almost touching the shell of your ear as he growled “it won’t be to buy you a drink”.

You shivered as he walked away, leaving you there to ponder what on earth that meant.

You weren’t here to steal anyway, so no worries!

But it couldn’t have been a coincidence, right?

You kept your eyes on him for the rest of the night. He bid on a couple of items, but it was obvious he was just biding his time, but for what? He seemed just as bored and out of place as you usually felt at these things.

Once it was all over, and everyone, including him, was at the ridiculously overpriced bar having drinks and laughing, you snuck into the backrooms to look for the logbook (there’s always a logbook, auctioneers are simple creatures of habit), and you found it on an expensive looking desk in someone’s unlocked office. You quickly took pictures of all the names and IDs of the buyers; this was almost too easy. When you heard a noise outside the door you hid under the desk, almost hoping it was him, just for a bit of excitement, but to your disappointment an old man came in, grabbed the logs and scarpered.

You sighed, so much for the handsome agent coming to try and shut down your mission.

You wandered around the empty corridors for a bit, looking for something to do when you stumbled upon the saferoom.

You cracked open a few safes out of sheer curiosity, just to see what was in them, and when you got to the fifth one you gasped.

It was a stunning green Jade hairpin. Incidentally the same colour as your dress.

You picked it up, contemplating taking it for your troubles, when you heard a familiar click behind you.  There seemed to be a semi-automatic pointed at you, how uncouth.

“Drop it” he said.

You didn’t move, still confidently admiring the beauty of the pin.

“Well don’t literally drop it, obviously, or I would have to kill you, and I would hate to stain that pretty dress”

You turned around, showing him the pin against the fabric. “But look! The dress and the pin match so well!” you whined.

 “Do you have any idea how much that’s worth?” He hissed.

“Depends who owned it” you said, still admiring the pin, while slowly pulling your own gun out of your bag behind your back “I’m guessing someone from the Chinese royal family?”

He narrowed his eyes at you. Ha! See! I know some stuff you smug prick!

“Indeed, nine million pounds. Now hand it over so that I don’t have to do what my handler has been telling me to do since I stepped foot in this room.”

Your eyes widened and you gawked at him. “Nine million?! Holy shit” you eyed the pin longingly “You shouldn’t have told me that, now I want it even more”

You slowly walked towards him, deciding to leave the gun in your bag, instead taking out a business card, putting the pin in your mouth and sucking on it lewdly while maintaining eye contact. You then got out a pen and scribbled your name and number down before handing him the card. “Call me if you ever want to see what else I can do with my mouth” you said, words muffled by the hairpin.

His jaw dropped in disbelief at your antics, and he lowered his gun “take that out of your mouth, now!”

You laughed “That’s not what they usually say to me, but okay”

You took the pin out of your mouth, enjoying the flustered reaction you managed to elicit from him before suddenly slamming his arm into the wall, taking him by surprise. His gun clattered to the floor, and you wrapped the strap of your bag around his arm, looped it around his neck, pulling him forward as you swept his legs from under him. He tumbled to the floor and you straddled his waist, pulling the strap tighter around his neck.

He spluttered as he rolled you over, your legs wrapped around his hips as he pressed you to the floor with his weight and you gasped.

Heaving, he managed to free himself, and wrap a large hand around your throat, angrily trying to gain back some semblance of control.

You grabbed the hairpin that had fallen next to you and jabbed him in the ribs, managing to wriggle free and crawl towards your bag for your gun.

Unfortunately he recovered quicker than you anticipated and grabbed you from behind, lifted you up, and shoved you over the table, holding you in place with his hips and one hand in your hair, while the other was tying your hands behind your back with something… leathery?

You tried to wriggle free but he just tightened his grip on your hair and pulled.

You groaned and pushed back against him but he was too strong, effectively pinning you down.

“Stop squirming, you brat! I’m trying to tie you up, over here!”

You giggled “Now that, I have heard before” You wriggled harder, trying to at least make it more annoying for him.

“I said, stop squirming!” He slapped your back hard, a little too close to your arse for it not to have been out of habit. You gasped softly and squirmed even more.

“Why the hell would I stop you trying to k-“

Even before the end of your sentence, you felt why.

That definitely wasn’t a gun poking into the back of your thigh. He was hard.

“Well well well, someone’s having a bit too much fun. Sorry, but I don’t put out on the first mission, come back another time!”

He chuckled and leaned over you, whispering into your ear. “Really? Then why is there a wet spot on the back your dress?”

He had you there. Okay maybe being bent over a table in a dark room and tied up by one of the hottest men you’d ever seen might have been getting you a bit excited. But who could blame you, really.

“Yeah well, I’m not the only one who’s a bit overwhelmed by the circumstances.”

He hummed in annoyance. This was not going according to plan for him. And the problem in his trousers wasn’t going away anytime soon, your dress now not covering much as he glanced down to see that you were wearing a white lace thong which was soaked through and left nothing to the imagination.

“You gonna do something or stand there uselessly until I fall asleep?”

He took that as consent (it absolutely was), and growled as he ripped your pathetic excuse for underwear off you, while the hand still in your hair pulled you up, arching your back, your arms still tied behind you.

“Jesus" he groaned "fucking Christ…” He slid a long, slender finger into you, muttering curses “You’re fucking soaked”

“I thought swearing was forbidden in her majesty’s secret service” you gasped as he added a second finger.

“Do you ever shut up?” He groaned, both at your wetness and your words.

“Not willingly, no, it's a problem sometimes”

He sighed, unzipping his fly and pulling his already leaking cock out “Then I guess I’m going to have to fuck you so hard you can’t speak”

“Ooh lucky me!” You quipped sarcastically, but you gasped as you felt his tip rubbing along your folds, gently bumping your clit on the downstroke.

“Any last words?” He asked, dipping the tip in a couple of times, testing the waters as it were.

“Yeah, long live the Qu-“ You choked on your words as he slammed into you, long, hard and deep. Turns out, he was big. 

“You okay?”

The noise you let out in response was inhuman, but definitely of assent, and he laughed at you. “Goodness gracious, that shut you up quicker than I expected!”

You whined and he started moving again, stretching you out and slowly building up to a bruising pace. You let out cut off moans every time his cock hit that spongy spot inside you and you eventually went limp, allowing him to lift you up by a hand around your neck, and prop one of your legs up on the table, changing the angle and making him hit impossibly deeper. You started babbling incoherently as you were nearing your high, pussy clenching sporadically around his cock, getting him closer and closer to the edge as well.

You whined as he slowed down just a tad to savour the moment, “Please- “

“Alex, call me Alex”

“Please Alex! I need to come!”

“Okay, okay, I’ve got you” The hand not holding your neck trailed down and started circling your clit, making you keen as he picked up the pace again.

“Fuck!” You both cried out at the same time, as he came deep inside you, teeth digging into your shoulder, making you gasp as the pain intensified the aftershocks. He then gently lay you back down on the table, holding you still.

God, it's almost like he didn't trust you or something.

You two stayed like that for a minute, catching your breaths until he finally pulled out, your mixed juices dripping down your legs. He couldn’t resist, he kneeled on the floor and lapped up every last drop, all the way up to your sore pussy, but your whines of overstimulation didn’t stop him as he plunged his tongue as deep as it would go, unrelenting against your squirming figure. He just kept going until there was nothing left.

When he stood back up to tuck himself into his underwear and pull your dress back down over your arse, you finally said, in a rather hoarse whisper. “Alex is a really shit alias, by the way”.

He chuckled.

“If you say so” He then spotted something green out of the corner of his eye, shimmering on the floor.

He sighed and untied his belt from around your hands “Well I don’t need this anymore” you let out a confused noise as you stretched your arms out.

He nodded towards the floor, where the nine million pound jade hairpin lay, shattered on the hardwood.

“Well, that's not my problem” you said, full of mirth, grabbing your bag of the floor.

“Weren’t you here to steal it?” he asked, confused. You shook your head.

“Then why were you here, in the dark, breaking into safes?”

“Ask no questions, and I shall tell you no lies.” You smirked at him.

“Whatever… Right, George mate! We’ve got a code green” he said, eyeing up your dress “We’re going to need superglue on this one!”

You looked at him, absolutely bewildered, and mouthed “George???”, but he just smirked and pointed to his ear.

An earpiece. For fuck’s sake.

“And has George been listening this whole time?” you whisper-yelled.

“Yes, yes he has” he replied, then paused, “and he says hello”

You scoffed “Well then by all means, give my love to George, I’m leaving now, it's been fun, let’s do this again sometime!” you said sarcastically.

You scarpered before he could answer, leaving him with his mess of broken Jade, and George.

He spotted your ripped underwear on the floor, picked it up and pocketed it.

“She seemed nice”

“Yeah, I guess” he sighed, starting to pick up the pieces of Jade.

“Mate, you said you would stop doing this to me!”

“I know I’m sorry! But I have a feeling this isn't the last time we'll be seeing her”

“Goddammit! I’m not paid enough for this shit, Alex!”

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Hi.. ok let me just be straight about this because I'm bad at talking tbh but hi, i love your azul and vil angst siblings thing a lot since i love angst and you write angst so beautifully, so i wish to request sibling angst for leona, riddle or idia (preferably leona but you can choose btw) thanks for reading this and if you don't want to do it thats fine bestie<33

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(a new one if someone hasn't taken 🃏 Anon yet)

Thank you so much 🃏 anon! It really warms my heart to hear that. I'll happily write more! This one is going to be for Leona since I already wrote one for Riddle and Idia's will be written soon

I can't decide if I like this one as much as some of my other ones...let me know what you guys think

Request rules and Masterlists

Broken Sibling relationships

Leona as a sibling (Broken relationship)

the third child of the Kingscholar family

that's what you are

that's what you're known as

the third, and least important child of the Kingscholar family

ever since you were a child, that became clear

your two big brothers carried much more importance

mostly the oldest, Falena

anytime gifts were given to the three of you, there would be a clear order of things

Falena always got the biggest and best gifts

Leona got the second best every time

and you got whatever was left

that is, if there was anything left

there have been many times where there would only be enough for your brothers

that or one of them took extra and you were left with nothing

since you were born last, you had to be the one left with their scraps

last...

that word alone pretty much describes your life

it was a constant theme that you were reminded of day after day

playing games with your older brothers was always fun

as long as the game didn't involve the players being first, second, or third

those games would always end the same

Falena was very talented, so wins and first place was almost always handed to him naturally

Leona would always try as hard as he could to beat Falena, but always had to settle for second

and you never had any chance trying to catch up to their abilities

they were much older, and much better at games

so you would always be deemed last place or the loser of every game

and after each game, the servants would talk

"Did you see? Prince Leona got second place again. He's no match for Prince Falena. He never wins against him."

"Yeah, well at least Leona can keep up with Falena and put up a bit of a fight."

"That's true. Last place is where the weakest belong."

they were right

in beastman culture, last place is for the weakest

and in a lions pride, weaker children can be left behind to fend for themselves

that's the last thing you want

so you tried not to let what they said get to you, and continued playing games with your brothers

as long as you were with your brothers, they wouldn't leave you behind

Falena was always super happy to involve you in whatever he was doing

Leona...was less enthusiastic

most of the time it didn't seem like he cared

if you wanted to spend time with Leona, you had to ask him and set everything up yourself just for him to put in minimal effort or fall asleep halfway through

it was hard to feel like he didn't consider it a waste of his time

you'd keep trying, but it never made much of a difference with him

eventually, Falena was crowned king and even got married and had a kid

so he had other, more important things to do than spend time with you

it was heartbreaking, but it's not like you could spend much time with him anyway since you were going to Night Raven College

but at least Leona was still at the school with you

you two were even in Savanaclaw together

you had hoped that you could still spend a little bit of time with Leona since you no longer had Falena to hang out with

but he no longer had time for you

whenever you asked about hanging out with him or playing a game of chess (which you know he loves), he would always say he was busy

and most of the time that was a complete lie

everyone in the dorm knows he spends most of his time sleeping

the only times he wasn't sleeping was when he was practicing spelldrive

you were starting to get tired of asking and getting turned down each time

so, you decided to ask one last time

it was later in the day when you found him by Savanaclaw's pool

a nice relaxing environment meant he would be in a better mood

but you knew better than to get your hopes up

you asked if he was up for a game of chess and even offered to set it up

and all you got in response was a no

of course he would turn you away again

that's all he did

you just had to ask

"Why? Why do you always say no?"

he let out a deep sigh

"Because I don't want to waste my time on weaklings."

there it was

he only sees you as a weakling, and not worth his time

somewhere along the way, he had already left you behind

and you never realized it

Leona was the only one that had time for you anymore, but he doesn't even want to spend it with you

the weakest one has been left behind to fend for themselves

you stopped trying with Leona after that

if you were being honest, the only reason you kept trying for so long was because he was the only one you had left

but that's over now and you're on your own

occasionally you would see him around Savanaclaw and pass by him, but he never even glanced your way

it was almost like you didn't even exist to him

you might as well not have been a Kingscholar anymore

but then you started seeing him around less

the spelldrive tournament was around the corner, he was most likely practicing

you used to go watch him as he played and cheer him on

...but he probably doesn't want you there anymore

actually, you could probably go to watch the other teams

Leona probably wouldn't notice if you were there anyway

Diasomnia has been playing very well these past few years, so it might be fun to watch them

so on the day of the tournament, you went to watch the games

since Diasomnia won last year, they would be up for the first game

but as the announcer started to introduce Diasomnia onto the field, the crowd around you started acting up and rushing towards the team

it was mass panic and everyone was screaming and stampeding towards the entrance of the coliseum

you got up and started to move with them, against your own will

no matter how much you tried to fight it, your body seemed to move on it's own

but you've been in Savanaclaw long enough to know who's magic this is

how Ruggie was able to control and entire stadium of people, you had no idea

but you turned to try and get back into the coliseum as soon as the spell wore off

the crowd was thick and it was hard to push through, but you had to

if the people were all being herded like sheep, something bad is happening

as you pushed through, a heavy aura of magic flooded the air

someone was certainly using a lot of magic in there

you finally made it to the entrance of the coliseum

standing in the field was Leona covering in blot and fighting many Heartslabyul students

even now, he was looking down upon everyone in front of him with such hatred and anger

not even Ruggie was spared from his attacks

but you got there just as the battle was ending, and Leona was defeated

the blot left his system and he collapsed to the ground

he was fine

for a brief moment, Ruggie saw you and stared

but Leona wouldn't want you here, even now

so you left without a word

you didn't end up going back to the tournament after that, but it went well from what you heard

Savanaclaw even made it pretty far considering everything that happened

Cheka ended up finding you after it all and you got to play with the little cub

to be honest it was a lot of fun, probably the most you've had in a while

sadly, he left you after a while to go find Leona

the days followed after that were pretty normal

...except for the fact that Ruggie was following you around more

he watched whatever you did throughout the day, and then left

but the one day he didn't follow you, you found Leona waiting for you in Savanaclaw with a chess game set up, and waiting for another player

[drawingoddessy]

Hyper-analysis of Lightbulb season 2 episode 12

Part 3

Here it comes full circle, Lightbulb finally begins to express her feelings. Testtube realizes there is a method to her madness… thats she's not some dimwitted weirdo that stubbles into solutions.

But Lightbulb expresses the feeling of the show becoming more complex than her (like I mentioned in the segment when they went to the past).

And speaks about how she’s better just latching on to people like paintbrush who aren’t as “dumb” and "crazy" as her (Shown in the argument with Salt and Pepper).

But Testtube instantly stops her saying “you don’t stumble into solutions, you recognize them” showing that now Testtube realizes that Lightbulb is smart and capable. She just has her own way of doing things. And finishes with “Logic needs chaos” (refer to how Testtube saw Lightbulb use both logic and chaos to get out of the future.) and Lightbulb learns vise-versa that too much chaos isn’t good. (Learned from the contestants being too chaotic and lacking a sense of reality). And they find a their own side of that balance.

And more jokes bc this poor baby isn’t good at being emotional.

Anyways they girlboss using both logic and chaos and make it back!

Lightbulb approaches paintbrush after with a new confidence in her skills. Notice how this entire conversation she appeals to both logic and fun to successfully be able to understand and comfort Paintbrush emotionally.

And Paintbrush does the same, matching Lightbulb a bit. They begin to find a middle ground that leads them to understand eachother better. This literally SHOW that logic (paintbrush) needs chaos (Lightbulb) because both work together.

Paintbrush’s character arc now mirrors Lightbulbs in the sense they both preferred their own way of working. Lightbulb understands that feeling because she literally escaped this reality for one where everyone was like her and did things her way.

This whole adventure with Testtube taught Lightbulb how to connect with others that aren’t like her.

She uses Baxter to connect with Paintbrush but this time instead of accidentally disregarding Paintbrush’s feelings she uses him to show that she does understand them and others will too. (She learned this from the contestants ignoring her when she vented).

She uses Baxter because Baxter gave her happiness, so she extends that happiness Baxter gave her to paintbrush in their time of need.

It comes down to the elimination, and once again Lightbulb uses Baxter to help Paintbrush. But this time she gives him to Paintbrush. This is so powerful because Baxter is so important to Lightbulb. But she’s willing to loose that emotional support because she’s not alone anymore. She has Fan and Testtube.

The music in the background is the soft instrumental of the end credits “Just Like me” but at the end it changes the melody to one of the end credits where it says:

“the person I now see

is a person who is just like me

I mean, well, their not just like me

but why should we ever try to be”

This instrumental plays behinds the final interaction with Paintbrush and Lightbulb, this melody shows them finally having an understanding of eachother. They are two sides of the same coin, and they realize now. They literally complete eachother.

Once paintbrush leaves, Lightbulb leans on Testtube for support because now she’s not alone anymore…

AND DONE! I hoped you guys liked my very messy and disorganized analysis about one of my favorite episodes! Can y'all tell Lightbulb is one of my favorite characters?

Previous Part——Bonus!!

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Codywan POTC AU ideas

Ok so people seemed to like the idea (and my lack of experience in actually making posts that reach people showed when I tried to make this post through reblogging and it didn't appear anywhere :') ) so here's what I currently have with some rough drawings!

Here's the original post I made about it

Ideas and drawings for AU below, please feel free to use!! No idea if I'll actually write something for it, the creature in charge of driving my brain will decide I guess.

Ok so, Obi-Wan fills the role of Elizabeth and Cody is Will in terms of who’s the governor’s child (or grandchild/ward here) and who is found floating at sea with a mysterious medallion and becomes a blacksmith. Going to deviate from the story a lot but needed Cody to have that blood importance link - you will see why later.

Dooku is governor who takes in his grandson Obi Wan as his ward after Qui-Gon’s death, then brings him with him to port royal (feel like Dooku is a good fit for all the colonisation/sugar plantations/definitely not the good guy the films presented him as considering Caribbean in the 1770s.) Obi-wan and Cody grow up keeping in contact and obliviously infatuated with each other as per films.

Not sure if there’s a Norrington equivalent here. Satine would probably be the easiest fit in terms of romantic triangle but couldn’t be an exact match as she’d never be a soldier even if we ignored period accuracy (no idea if I will or not) and a lot of his actions would be an insult to her as a character. Think it would probably be that Satine and Obi-Wan are dear friends who aren’t interested in each other romantically but are being pressured to marry because advantageous match etc. (Possibility of both getting into Methodism and abolitionism through that and that being their points of discussion, and the clash occurs when from start of events of second film Obi-Wan goes and begins to take a much more active route to abolition eg. Killing slavers and boarding their ships to liberate those inside. Satine being against the killing and violence etc but thats later on!)

For Captain Jack Sparrow, who better than the greatest space pirate of them all, Hondo Ohnaka! (Was considering having Quinlan Vos for it but feel like his moral compass is too strong honestly)

As in the films, black pearl (possibly renamed) attacks the port and Obi-Wan is taken aboard with medallion when he invokes parley and, when he gives his surname as Fett, is taken away as they leave. Barbossa I’m currently thinking is Maul (which ties in beautifully and absolutely not completely accidentally with the clone wars episode where Hondo’s crew mutiny him to join Maul) who is going to manage to get singularly obsessed with Obi-Wan by the end of the events of the first film where he is not actually dead/possibly reincarnated like Barbossa in the films but blames Obi-Wan for everything (which would honestly be more justified than the root of Mauls obsession in canon).

Cody breaks Hondo out to help him rescue Obi Wan, they assemble a crew on Tortuga. Various Jedi characters will be appearing as part of a large network of escaped slaves and outlaws (for various reasons) who want to help people in similarly difficult and/or dangerous situations. The Jedi have had dealings with Hondo before and essentially have a similar reaction to him as ghost crew in rebels - don’t trust him as far as they can throw him but often forced to work with him against their better judgement.

Plot progresses as first film but more oh the real villains are the colonisers (though Maul and his crew are giving them a run for their money). Find out that not only is Fett blood needed to break the curse since Jango was involved with initial treasure taking, but there’s a mysterious extra reason why people are wanting to get their hands on a son of Fett. Murmurs of gaining favours with others saying it’s bad luck to have one on the same ship as them. Jedi and Hondo who have known Fett are also reluctant to give their opinion when Cody asks what Jango was like.

Movie accurate romantic and sexual tension between obi-wan and cody, gonna say period accurate homophobia also playing its part in stopping them acting on it.

After being rescued from being marooned Obi-Wan promises Dooku he will marry Satine if they rescue Cody, then sneaks out of ship to help take the Pearl and then on to rescue Cody. If it is Jedi in the crew they may well go with him but otherwise same as film. Hondo persuades Maul that he should become a commodore and Mauls crew “take a walk”. Then events as film but Obi wan kills Maul.

When they’re back at port royal, Cody saves Hondo from execution and Obi Wan saves them both either through really banking on his power as Dooku’s ward/heir or sneaking them away with distraction (possibly even before execution date). I quite like the second option as there’s an opportunity for using smugglers tunnels and a first, desperate kiss as Cody escapes with Hondo to join the crew on the Pearl.

So ends first film as it were. Here’s some more rough drawings of Cody and Obi-Wan start of first film vs third film. I absolutely used a reference for that first drawing of Cody and I nabbed the obi wan base for the drawings from another piece I’m working on so sorry about style discrepancies!

Second film! Satine and Obi-Wan’s wedding is taking place the next day and Cody, who has been writing letters back and forth with Obi-Wan , is waiting in the smugglers cave for him so they can run away together. But Obi-Wan never shows. Cody either hears at port or through Satine directly (who knew the plan to run away and was banking on the scandal meaning she could avoid marriage for a good while afterwards) that Obi-Wan has been taken into captivity by a Lord Palpatine/Sidious working for the interests of the East India Trading Company. The charges are for aiding and abetting pirates, his role in helping Hondo and Cody escape has been discovered apparently (maybe yes maybe no, Palpatine doesn’t give a fuck he just wants the compass). Cody somehow finds out about the compass being the wanted trade (Satine as a go between perhaps? Saying she’ll send hired men to get the thing that will save her fiancé?) and heads off in search of Hondo.

Hondo’s meanwhile been visited by an old friend to tell him it’s time to pay his debt, and the black spot appears in his hand. Surprise it’s not Jango! It’s Either Fox or Rex! Hondo scared shitless and runs ship aground on an island which is where Cody finds him and his crew at that time. (Do the Jedi help him get there??) Anyway think the island scenes will be more OFMD vibes than actual events of dead man’s chest.

Hondo tricks Cody into going onto shipwreck to search for key he’ll trade in return for compass. Flying Dutchman arrives and with it it’s captain, Darth Vader.

Another very rough drawing I added extremely rough shading to! Vader is combined Davy jones style with a vampire squid because 1) on brand 2) the membrane sections reminded me of the his mask. He’s wearing a bicorn hat which wouldn’t actually be the trend for another couple of decades but let’s just pretend Vader is incredibly fashion forward.

Cody is alive and so not of interest to Vader, until Hondo, who Vader has sensed and has appeared in front of on the Pearl, tells Vader that he’s a Fett and so part of his payment of 100 souls. Vader scoffs that a Fett son is payment of another’s debt and can’t be used by Hondo, but Hondo replies that Jango Fett died on land and so has no need to settle his debt anymore. Vader finally accepts when Hondo tells him Cody is in love, giving him a fortnight to find the other 99 souls.

Cody hasn’t heard this on the other ship so first he hears of it is Vader basically telling him and welcoming him as another son of Fett. Cody is confused when Vader tells him he can join his brothers on deck, figures he means crew mates, but instead comes face to face with dozens of men who look near identical to him in various states of ‘fishification’.

More rough drawings! I spent too much time on these but they’re still rough so heck it. Only did Alpha 17, Rex and Fox for these ones.

Alpha has been part of the crew for the longest time, as the first son that Jango Fett ‘paid his debt’ with. Torn between hair styles, but he’s turning into a great white shark. Alpha hasn’t known any life outside of the ship as he was barely walking when Jango took him to Vader. Jango essentially decided to settle his debt with Vader by making the souls to give himself because he’s a full out bastard. Mostly this meant one night stands and then showing up a few years down the line and promising to the mother he’d take care of the child.

Fox actually managed to live his life without Jango taking him as a child but it was still a hard life and he’s actually encountered Lord Palpatine/Sidious before. He doesn’t talk of that time but he has the brand on his neck from it (the pirate P). Either Palpatine killed him or eventually he either ran into Jango or those who knew of sons of Fett and believed that sending one to Vader would grant you favour from him/gain you a wish or something. It doesn’t, Vader just subtracts one from Fett’s debt. (Possibility of Palpatine killing Fox hoping to gain communication/favour with Vader?)

Rex is the most recent addition to the brothers in the crew aside from Cody. He’s only a couple of years younger and only a bit of fishification has started. He’s the most hopeful still of the brothers. He’s the one Cody trusts most and has as a confidant for his plan to steal the key.

Meanwhile Obi-Wan has escaped and disguised himself as a pirate. Manages to find Hondo and various Jedi. They may their way to island with the chest on it and Cody, who has managed to escape the Dutchman (name change pending) appears and fights Hondo.

Feel it would be kind of funny if Maul were to appear at this point and go all KENOBI, just to add to the chaos.

Vader is Anakin and fulfils the role of Davy Jones with Calypso being Padme (fun bit when they go to see her in her human form and they’re met by the handmaidens). Not a perfect fit as padme isn’t flighty and wild like the sea but hey ho. So Vader locked away his heart and trapped Padme in human form.

I honestly have no idea if the twins are running around somewhere or not and what they’re doing. Ashoka is definitely around somewhere as is Ezra and other rebels.

Had an idea of reincarnation or believed to be of Obi-Wan as someone Vader viewed as his in some way. Can either actually be reincarnation of just that they look similar/obi-wan is a descendant but Vader ends up obsessed with him which helps add validity when they pretend he’s Calypso/Padme.

Satine has been facing off with Palpatine and his cronies from a legal stand point but Palpatine isn’t playing fair or legal (particularly when he gets Vader’s heart (possibly delivered by Maul?)). Bo Katan would be sick to turn up and fight anyone and everyone.

Not sure if Jango is actually dead or not, but he had Boba and since he stuck around and loved his mother he thinks of him as his true child and has amazing cognitive dissonance to not be horrified and trying to rescue the others. But think he’s probably dead and boba’s running around somewhere not even aware how much danger he’s in (but possibly told by Jango not to tell people his real surname).

Oh also! Note on initial drawing - so I imagine that occurring with Mace Windu filling the role of Barbossa in the wedding scene!

Anyway hope there’s something in here that intrigues people!

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Hajime Kashimo, and some Bimbo.

Gif is obviously not mine 🌝.

Kashimo is ancient, like the dude is four hundred years old. He never understood the fashion nowadays with people. It was weird and a whole lot different than the generation he grew up in. He tried to get used to seeing it since it would surround him everywhere he could go.

But then, one day, he met you. Where it all started.

To be honest here you’re a sight for any sore eyes. Standing out in society with your glittery pink aura. You were cute, but the way you dressed caught his eye even more. For the first time in over a hundred years in his life he has never seen someone so unique. Hajime always felt like he was standing out, but that day he saw you.. You stood out in a way that didn’t make you feel bad about yourself. In fact you’re very much confident, and simply just expressing yourself.

Eventually you noticed him staring- and he noticed you staring. If he hadn’t started first You actually would’ve noticed him. That being one of the other reasons you were glaring at him in his direction. Also, you weren’t looking at him because you thought he looked weird though. Actually finding him quite cute , you made your move and he quickly pretended not to notice you like he wasn’t staring at you for a good minute.

You smile and wave at him in a way of speaking without words. He finally looks at you once more and repeats after you. Your smile brightened as you caught his attention in a more proper manner. It was your intention to go up to this cute stranger later, but he made his way towards you. Slightly catching You off guard.

“Hey.. ‘Like what you’re wearing.” He said hesitantly. Kashimo was not the type to ever interact with society often, but something was telling him you were special just by looking at you. Your bright smile crossed your face again. Appreciating his compliment as your cheeks turn a slight shade of pink. “Thank you.” Trying to figure out how to get him back, your eyes darted to his hair. Liking the color and style, you grinned before bringing your eyes to look him in his own. “I like your hair.” It was cute, it brought out his pretty eyes as well. His eyes were also really pretty. So was the smile he gave you. This guy was… Beautiful.

“Thanks. My names Hajime.” Introducing himself without you even having to ask, you greeted yourself with him. You made yourself a cute friend, someone who stood out just like you. “It’s nice meeting you. Could I have your number?”

Again let mention how this dude is ancient. He knows what a phone is don’t get him wrong, but he never found the importance of having one. But now… he maybe just maybe has a reason. “I don’t have one.” You raised an eyebrow, was he serious? “..Do you not want one?” Asking out of curiosity, he answered your question without thinking twice. “Formerly, yes, but now that you asked I may just consider it.” ..Was he flirting? It was kinda cheeky, but you couldn’t deny the fact it was cute. “Well since you’re being so kind, I could buy you one.” Never in your life would you have thought you’d be so willing to help someone you’ve only known for like five minutes like this, but why not do it? And how could he possibly say no.

“As long as you want to.”

It was from that day on you helped Kashimo with many things. Not just with technology, but training was fun with him. (yes you are both sorcerers.) The main thing he did like about you is how you made him fit in with society a little bit more. Or to put it in the better words, express himself with you. No longer feel like an outcast anymore. Every-now and then he would match clothes with you, but every time you two would he would love it. And it would at-least be every four or five times a week. Thats the main thing he loves about you. The way you express yourself And helped him express himself with you. And guess what..

It eventually leaded up to you two being together. He loved you from the kind of person you were from the start. So unique, so loving. A pretty girl with a pretty personality.

He could never get enough of his little Bimbo <33.

[barbieb0y]

okay. i finished the 2.0/floor it! to the golden city event story. thoughts/ramble under the cut bc spoilers

i feel like. the plot is kinda all over the place ?? it starts off with this legers dude wanting to meet with j for "a slice of that new age market pie" which means .... what exactly? am i just dumb?? i still dont get what he wanted from j that has to do with the new age market and/or manus vindicslay. i'd appreciate it if someone can explain to my dumbass. but then, understandably so, the j gang sees legers and his cronies as a threat to haight street. and then it leads to ... j wanting to visit his sister paulina/polly at the foundation

i feel like there couldve been a better lead-up to this other than "man we shouldve left like polly did but now we gotta deal with some baddies". like idk it feels abrupt to just cut to them visiting the foundation. but then theyre like oh polly couldnt have died bc her hand doesnt match this old pic we have of her and it's kinda silly and they raise a commotion and bla bla bla the foundation chases after them bc of it (i find it funny how thats how they get the foundation in on the bigger problem thats brewing underneath everything). matilda is tasked with catching the men and then through matilda's diviner skills, they confirm that polly's dead. manus vindicslay comes to stir shit up again so matilda's like okay fine i'll help you guys

fast forward they stumble upon the underground market blah blah blah mercuria is evil ⁉️ except i actually. dont understand what her role is here. like at first i thought that might be the point of her character bc she never stays in one place so she never stays in one role but idk. for someone who seems to be so important in this event, her motivations are unclear. but anyway

i dont understand the whole "oh we planned this all along" think they pulled either like??? what. did they plan exactly? the ambush and j faking a death and working alongside legers?? none of this was explained properly right??? or am i dumb???? ngl when i was playing through that scene i was like "are they expecting the audience to be smart enough to piece everything together?" my mind started to wonder like if they pulled a persona 5 and have a whole scene explaining their plan, would that be underestimating their audience? MAN IDK BUT THEY DIDNT SAY SHIT ABOUT THIS PLAN UNTIL THAT SCENE PLAYED. i definitely related to matilda in that moment 😭😭😭

but anyway what i liked and not-confusing about this event is the characterization of the characters (aside from mercuria). everyone feels consistent, from j all the way to eternity. im glad the quality of the character writing is still intact at least, for the most part

the character dynamics are also quite well-written, especially between j and polly. it's as heart-wrenching as i expected it to be. thinking about it actively gives me emotional damage. the fact that it took me more than a dozen chapters for me to realize that j sees polly in matilda. seeing his friendships is also heartwarming and it showcases j's personality quite well. his dynamic with pioneer is also cute. theres always something funny coming out of their dialogue when they interact

the setting is an interesting choice, it's enlightening to see how it impacts the worldview of the characters and their motivations. the poverty, disease, crime, and neglect of it all. the new age market is intriguing is a nice choice to get a lot of people of different backgrounds and stuff to gather in one place. not much to say beyond that

tldr: i dont know what the hell happened story-wise but it Happened but i truly love all the characters in it and how they interact with each other and their environment. this event story brought me Massive Pain™️, especially when paulina is on screen

not my fave event (which may be surprising bc j is in this event, i know), rayashki takes the cake for that, but i would be lying if i said i dislike this event. in fact, it's made me want to cry a few times. if it wasnt for the confusing pacing, i wouldve been more moved

[sieglinde-freud]

after last post i started rly thinking about whether or not these guys are good enough for the second gen girls/are red flags or not so i put it in a list. wont be budging on this but i can offer an explaination under cut. coming from the perspective a woman who doesnt like men but has friends that do (an important detail. trust me)

Brady: easiest green flag and the only one! he’s sweet, he plays music, he makes tea, he rides horses, and his face is canonically unappealing so even if he cant fight, you’re probably still safe walking around with him. and even if you’re not, well, he’s a healer. you’ll be fine. 10/10 and once you get used to his face hes kind of cute. i think. if nothing else, he’s maribelle’s son, so he’s probably rich. get that bag, babe!

Owain: total sweetie, loyal, and would name his sword after you. take that as you will. unfortunately his mom won’t allow him to be a nepo baby so hes canonically broke as hell, and what little gold he does have will probably be spent on some of the ugliest jewelry you’ve ever seen. i hope you dont like peace and quiet. 7/10.

Yarne: he’s nice but he has the worst case of anxiety anyone has ever seen in their life so good luck with that. pros: can turn into a rabbit! cons: doesnt wear pants. but i dont judge what youre into. if you were in a horror movie he’d throw you in front of the killer and run. with some xanax he’ll be fine 6/10.

Morgan: debated whether or not i should rank him but were coming at this from a non robin perspective as im trying to pair off the second gen girls right now? so hes here. and unfortunately, favorite son status cant stop this guy from being towards the bottom half. he’s a sweetie for sure, but three months in and you’ll realize he’ll always love his mom more than you. -5000 points but my scale doesnt go that low. 4/10. might forget your name.

Inigo: well, he won’t cheat on you, but its not for lack of trying. 5’7 and really annoying about it. will abandon you for 5 years with the excuse “well this old man REALLY needed my help” get over yourself. his waist will be smaller than yours. 3/10.

Laurent: on the surface, he looks like an unassuming nerd boy. do not fall for it. thats how they get you. underneath all that cursive flowery talk you cant understand is a raging incel betting to be let loose. watch yourself. youre not gonna match his freak, babe, you cant even order extra fries with your sandwich. and!! his hat is stupid!!! 1/10.

Gerome:

[starbby222]

It used to claim to be the center of attention. But now I feel insecure about my physique, I even put some people on a pedestal. Especially when they are people I am attracted to. I want to manifest to be like malena, that is to say, to have that kind of attraction and security. But at the same time an ethereal beauty and I find it hard to believe, even though I make affirmations to counter subtract and I find it hard to keep myself in the state. Tomorrow I have an important event where celebrities will go, I am the only one and some friends who are not. I want to show that absolutely everyone is impressed with my beauty and attract 4 famous guys that I like there. Although one of them I am not his type and since there will be a lot of models, I limit myself. And I think it is unreal and difficult, or I find it hard to believe if it will work. So I get sad, thank you very much for reading me. I love you and thank you for your advice

those models & more? no better than you.

those/that guy(s) whose attention you want to steal? yours.

body? absolute fucking tea, people would kill to have a silhouette like yours.

everyones attention is always on you, always has been. and its all good attention too. youre still the center of it, love.

its not whats happening, its what you want. make that your thought process. if you focused on that image of a flawless you in your head and said "thats me bitch, no doubt about it" everytime you thought otherwise i promise you'll show up to that event believing youre the shit (bc u are indeed)

you got this set match, if you cant stay in a constant state of knowing u have what u want atleast swim in the state of visualization.

why limit yourself when your goal is to turn heads? whose neck is THAT gonna break? no ones! keep that confidence in yourself and strut your shit!!!

its perfectly ok to express moments of insecurity, no emotion is a bad emotion if you think about it. but dont believe the belittling effect it has on your concept of yourself, boo.

you got this! youre welcome and i love u 222

💋!!