#well hes my cousins baby anyway
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if I had a nickel for every time I got confused for being a mom, I could at the very least get a lottery ticket
#personal#i know i look like a grown up often enough for this to happen#but i guess if im wandering around holding a baby i might look like a parent#but the baby had been passed around to literally every relative so why me audjfkgkgk#the lady was so sweet tho i was like oh im not his mom im his cousin#well hes my cousins baby anyway#and shes like thats okay youre just another important woman in his life#and i was like aww thats so sweet#lets ignore how i only met him and his mom just yesterday lmfaooo#i didnt go to their wedding bc they did a small thing and called it a day#and im not close with that cousin at all so#like we're on good terms but you know how it is#anyway this is all to say its a very cute baby who wasnt too wiggly and had such soft hair and i can almost almost see the appeal of babies
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Now that I really think about it, I wonder how much of my adoration of the âbig scary guy finds and adopts small childâ trope is trauma, and how much of it is unga bunga monkey brain going âoh, he treats these children wonderfully. Heâd make a wonderful fatherâ
Hm.
#especially when Iâm on or due for my period#which surprise surprise I am#Iâm not kidding watching shepherd interact with Tommy in cos has literally stemmed the thought#âoh no wonder he (meaning Andy) is a dadâ before I do a double take on myself and mentally bonk myself in the head#I think it also doesnât help that thereâs baby hype happening in my family irl rn bc my cousins baby should be arriving either tonight#or tomorrow. so my hormonal monkey brain is currently going âoh well SHE is having a baby so we need to get in the mentality to have a baby#as wellâ as I am actively bleeding from my uterus for not presently being pregnant#oop anyway#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#gideon coal#edge of midnight#yorgrim#curse of strahdanya#silas shepherd morgan#also yes this train of thought has also occurred for mace#tho only specifically when watching eom#with how Yorgrim interacted with that one girl I forget the name of
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A day in the life with my family(illustrated):
Three of my siblings and my sisters boyfriend trying to get my cat to join them on the trampoline(note her expression)
My mom petting our cat on the couch sayinh "is something wrong with you" with a baby voice(he usually doesnât like cuddles)
Me and @blueskybehindtheclouds bonding on a piano chair that barely has space for one person on a good day(honorable mention to our cat named chat noir)
And last but not least this with no context im not giving context
#hey maybe we should get like#a reality tv show#that would be entertaining#my family is chaotic#somehow we have not scared away my sisters boyfriend#but he is joining in so hes probably gonna be fineeee#also my little brother saw a big ass tick and said âthat looks like a blueberry i get why (cousin) would eat itâ#?????#apparently my cousin once ate a tick???#oh well#this is why i havent finished any fics yet#also one of our three cats is activly trying to move away#which is sad#she keeps literally knocking on an old lady's window#like she knocks on windows and doors with her paws its very cute#and chat noir just climbs the thingies on the window#what are those called#anyways#our last cat just screams#like she meows very loudly#she is the confused looking one and she is my baby#except for the time she saw me unable to move on the floor and was like âyes i can get onto the kitchen counter nowâ#i definantly spelt that wrong#and that#oops#she is still a baby though#i think im rambling now gonna end it there
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Drew @gringoslur 's baby dnd character Hidden! from an old campaign we used to play. A tiefling monk with a passion for arts and crafts. He's also pocket sized. Appreciate the Boy
#myart#dnd#tiefling#hidden is my baby#he has not one but two ponchos i think#akjgkdkfkdkf#you know how hard it is to roleplay that u hate him#anyways sebas and i have 287438 hcs about how eventually my character and his character get along well#spoilers they are cousins#but hidden fue criado en un barrio humilde mientras que V es un hdp cheto ahora desclasado
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Absolutely firehose blasting good vibes your way cheye!!! So happy and proud of you for pursuing the life you want even though it's hard. Manifesting cheysperity (cheye prosperity)
thank u! when me and my dad were breaking the news to my mom even he was telling her that he isn't thrilled about it either, but I've had so little Say over my life, all my life, that this needs to be something I can choose for myself for once...now I jst hope it actually all goes thru + happens ^_^
#đ§żđ§żđ§ż#skunk mail#Anonymous#i mean its more obvious what it is now i jst feel weird saying it outright bc i get nervous anyway#a few weeks ago i posted about hoping smthng happened bc the resulting turmoil wld be really funny in a universe lining up way#and it Did. so we had to tell my mom about it like one week before we go to my cousin's (my age) baby shower lmfao#ive never Upset my mom so i didnt know what to expect but she's fine now she just sulked and cried a bit day of#(unlike my dad who gives me week long silent treatment when he's mad)#i wonder though if she'll get riled up once the date of procedure comes closer since itll be rly Soon if it all goes well#hmmm lets see what else#i think i may have gotten to her bc i told her i cant even consider relationships if my body still has the ability to do All That#that if i do change my mind in the future (i wont) there is no shortage of single parents. ever.#and that the mere Hope of being able to go thru with this procedure has actually made me more open to bonding with my nephews#now that I know she won't be able to use those interactions as a weapon against my decisions ykwim
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It is a pillar of mankind to make Lucifer hot
#I shouldnât be on tumblr while high#Iâm can barely see the keyboard#im so floaty man but#loser baby is stuck in my head and I have my angel dust shirt on#and she said heâs her famvorite character#anyway I wanna fuck Lucifer what what the fuck#huh#itâs really dizzy in here#Iâm trying to hard to think#uh#sleepy#I wanna be Lucifer and fuck Adam#ok well I didnât have to say it like that#Iâm so tired and dizzy#thank fuck my parents didnât name any of my siblings anything overtly biblical#I have enough shit to deal with when William Afton has the same name as my brother#at least I donât have a sibling or cousin named Adam#I donât m ow anyone irl named Adam actually#holy shit Iâm dizzy#Iâm going back to unhhhh#Trixie and Katya save me
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"Meta Kniiiiight!!!" Kirby whined, batting at the older puffball with his fists as he leaned against him. "Just let me wiiiiiiiin!"
Meta Knight raised an eyebrow, unbothered by the other's 'attacks'. "And allow you to split yet another one of my masks in half?" He chuckled. "I'm afraid not, Kirby."
The swordsman had already learned that lesson twice by now, after going a little easier on his student and paying the price for it. At this point, with his stash of spare masks dwindling in order to truly challenge Kirby's abilities, he had no intentions of going anything less than all-out.
"You will not get any stronger if you only ever fight against weak foes."
"But it's haaaaard!" Kirby pouted, sinking to the floor. Though he may have been Dream Land's hero and had saved both it and the wider universe on several occasions, Kirby was still a child, and clearly, not one who appreciated losing several times over. "This dumb samurai stuff is different from our usual training!! I can fight really good when it's a normal battle. But this is just waiting... And waiting... And more waiting..." He yawned. Even just talking about all the waiting he had to do was making him tired. "And then when I can actually fight without getting in trouble, I've gotta be really really fast, because I lose if you hit me even once! I don't like it."
"What if you someday face a foe capable of defeating you in one blow?" Given the exceedingly powerful threats Kirby had faced in recent times, such an opponent was not entirely out of the question. So, it was important that, as his mentor, Meta Knight prepared him for the situation before it could arise. "It may be more wise to dodge rather than strike first in such a scenario, that is true, but the point of this exercise is to train your reaction time. Being able to react quickly and intelligently to anything your opponent may throw at you in the heat of battle is a vital skill to learn."
Kirby merely grumbled in response, absentmindedly wondering if there was any copy ability he could use to melt further into the ground. Maybe Meta Knight's lecture made just a teensy tiny little bit of sense, but it didn't make him any less frustrated by the new training regimen.
Meta Knight sighed at the young puff's antics, and produced the Maxim Tomato he had kept safely tucked within his cape. They had been training for a while now, he supposed, and it was good to have small rests every now and then between sessions. ...Even if that was something he himself was notoriously bad at incorporating into his own training. Luckily for the swordsman, Kirby immediately perked up upon seeing his favourite food.
"You will get better with practice, I am sure." Meta Knight said. "You are already quite skilled at spooking Dedede with that party popper, I must say." Handing Kirby the tomato, he added, "Take a break for now, however, and let me know when you are prepared to resume our training."
"Mm-hm! Thank you, Meta Knight!" Kirby gleefully responded, his sour mood forgotten as he held the precious Maxim Tomato in his hands. Good food made everything better! The new type of training was still dumb, in his opinion, and it was gonna be hard to beat Meta Knight with all those extra rules in place, but thanks to his snack, he had a feeling that he could do it!!
...Meanwhile, in the distance and out of sight of the unsuspecting duo, Magolor snickered to himself as he prepared his legion of mini Scarcutter attacks. It was wonderful to see his friends enjoying the theme park he created, and while he did have some Park Manager work to attend to... Well, who's to say he couldn't have his own fun in Merry Magoland's attractions?
#(it's me i'm kirby ASGSGFDGSH)#he gets to be a grumpy baby today lmao#not a comic or an ask#meta knight#kirby#kirby (character)#ic writing#magolor#i've been playing the rtdl remake today!#i've meant to get it for a while#but only went ahead and bought it recently so that i could play through the regular mode with my little cousin#and then later i can go through hard mode and the epilogue and the arenas and all that side stuff on my own#but he was doing stuff with his mother today so while he was gone i did most of the merry magoland missions#and well. samurai kirby >:(#the first two levels were fine! but that last one. ughhhh#my reaction time is Not Good so magolor and meta knight kept kicking my ass#i did eventually win after a lot of tries and completed all those missions thankfully!#but i *was* starting to wonder if meta knight would even be possible for me at that difficulty fgsgsdgf#though also the animation for when you lose to magolor IS really funny. fucker just crushing kirbs with a mini lor lmao#anyway. i didn't really have the time or motivation to draw anything about it so i wrote this little thing instead#sorry for the lack of activity again lately by the way! ...though it will probably continue for at least a little longer#i have at least two art projects i'd like to finish first before i go back to working on that ask i shared a panel of a while ago
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⊠I mean one more episode canât hurt right??? Not after my boy just DID THE BIGGEST MIC DROP OF ALL TIME.
Like this first came out when I was like seven I cannot imagine seeing this as a child and not being FOREVER CHANGED by witnessing the full glory of Rock Lee.
#the elf talks#Naruto watch#well seven for the dub anyway#Iâm here for a funky little dude and thereâs two currently being the shit out of each other so it works#I love me a green coded character nerfed by god becuase he fears what they could become#and Lee iS JOINING TH E FUCKIN SQUAD LOOK AT HIM GO#MII LOOKIN ASS#I WOUDL DIE FOR HIM#Gaara is also baby but Iâm busy screaming about my other son right now Iâm sure Iâll scream about him soon#I could have watched this then when my cousin was obsessed with it but nooooo I had to put it off
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Traffic is bad đ Give me more time to mentally prepare myself to see my grandma and my aunt though đ€Ș
#i should have shut up itâs not block anymore fksbkdns#but itâs still an hour away#it may be the last time we see Puppyâs mother though thatâs good bittersweet but good#i was afraid she would leave us before I could see her again :(#my grandma says she look a bit sick but at the same time sheâs will be 16yo on January 7th itâs normal sheâs not 100% healthy :(#Iâm still going to complain#i wish my dad understood how blind he is and how unwelcome we are there ?????#and how bad they prefer my brother over me đ#i donât care anymore but itâs still the truth#the other year after covid (well after quarantine cause covid still exist) was okay cause I just had to ignore my aunt#(she was horrible to me one year cause she hates me a big fight happen)#but last time I saw my grandma she also said something mean to me đ#it was more about what I did (cuddle to me mom yes your read that write just that) she call me a baby and say she thinks itâs disgusting#when people cuddle ??????? so yeah I havenât seen her since cause wtf was that I already fell like she dosenât like me THAT MUCH#she like me but not more than that I think#anyway!#tonight will be awkward but like usual Iâll be in my little corner with my Mom distracting myself drawing or playing#or hang out with my 13 and 9yo cousins#THEY like me especially the youngest I think well mostly cause the other is a teen you know teens bcksbzjdb#i donât usually hang out with my brother but I will if I need to ckdbdjjd#wish me luck đ#itâs dark so Iâll make a Christmas message later and give you a pic of Puppy as a gift đ«¶#alex.txt
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#i genuinely hate my family#'oooh when ur brother was a kid when he cried ur mom eould lock him alone in the bathroom'#thats not good thing why r u acting like it is#'if you dont yell at a kid when they cry theyll end up like an idiot'#no they wont what actually haplens when u do that#is they repress their emotions and dont wanna speak to you again#i wont be suprised if my baby cousins ends up hating this family#ok to rb#vent#vent cw#rainer stfu challenge (impossible)#i feel so so bad for my baby cousin#ik she probably has some form of childhood social anxiety considering the way she acts aroud new ppl#and ik if i try to help my family wont listen i mean my brother who has anger issues due to trauma w his father#was sent to a public speakijg camp instead of therapy and my mom wonders why he dindt get better#anyways ik shes gonna do well in the future#and ill try to support her when shes old enough
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sibling situation
simon 'ghost' riley
cw: smut & plot, mactavish!reader, size kink/difference, missionary sex, unprotected sex, marriage & babies (at the end), romance, simon's found family
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simon knew that johnny had a sister. you had been brought up in conversation tons of times. after the death of your parents, you and johnny were really all each other had. but johnny left for the military right before turning eighteen and you struggled to put yourself through university. it wasn't the easiest life and simon could understand, he had his own scars of his childhood.
"so, why are you dragging me out here again, johnny?"
"get ya out of that shoe box flat. got a little more leg room where i am."
johnny had driven the car all the way to edinburgh with a promise that a little time away would do wonders for the other man. simon had his ear talked off about how london was just too big, and while edinburgh was a city. it would be a break from the intense metropolitan of london. if need be the two of them and you could go on a getaway to the countryside.
"this better be good, johnny."
"ah, don't worry! i promise, you'll have the time of your life!" johnny reached over and slapped his friend on the back, "plus, you have to meet my sister."
the flat that you shared with johnny was well kept. of course it was, your brother was out most of the year with an automatic deposit for rent and when he was home, it was so ingrained with the military that things were kept tidy. and you on the other hand enjoyed tidiness as well.
even if cleaning the place in his absence felt a bit much sometimes, you still at least picked up your socks off the floor, put the clean dishes in the cupboard and washed out the carafe of the coffee maker. but you had worked over time to make sure everything was perfect, not for your brother (he could clean himself), but rather the mysterious guest that he was bringing.
you didn't want his lieutenant to think you lived like animals!
when the knock on the front door came, you happily welcomed them. your gaze was captured away from your grinning brother and rather the larger man beside him. he wore a black medical face mark, but you could see the tiredness in his eyes. the mop of blond hair and a slight scar over his eyebrow.
"oh, kid, this simon. simon riley, my lt." johnny smiled, patting his fellow solider on the arm.
you shot him a glance, "i'm almost thirty, johnny. i'm far from a kid." you were a bite fiery, simon liked that.
johnny beamed back at you, "but you'll always be my little sister. gotten into trouble while i was gone?"
you let both men in and replied, "well except for yelling at those stupid kids from the secondary school about smoking in front of my window. nothing else really happened."
johnny dropped his bags on the hardwood floor and kicked off his boots. he put them correctly by the door before he stretched his arms over his head, "where's that guy you were seein'. teddy or somethin'?"
simon stood a little straighter. of course you had a boyfriend, look at you!
you waved your hand, "oh, he's long gone. i guess cousin nikki's words are true." you looked at your brother, "never date a man in finance. turns out he had more than one bonnie in his pocket."
johnny dropped his shoulders and remarked, "never liked the guy anyway. seemed a little uptight, would never survive a gathering of the mactavish's." he laughed.
simon felt odd in the space. seeing the siblings interacting. he thought of his own brother for a moment. instead he just followed suit and took off his heavy boots as well.
you looked at simon, "i hope it's okay that you take the couch. this place is only two bedrooms. the couch." you gestured to it, "does pull out so hopefully you'll have enough room. but, if you don't, tomorrow my lovely brother can give up his room."
"my room!" johnny replied loudly, "i've still got sand in my crack for the mission and you're givin' my room!"
you shot your brother a glance which johnny coward from. no words had to be said. johnny knew that it would be the right thing to do. after all, simon was his guest.
the afternoon went by slowly, and you and johnny moved through the small kitchen like a team. johnny was good at dicing and you were good at keeping an eye on the sauteeing vegetables.
"simon." you said which made simon look up from his spot at the small dining table. your eyes met and you pushed some hair out of your face, "two things. one, there should be a headband on the table it's soft and used for make-up. i need to get this hair out of my eyes. secondly, johnny never said that you had any dietary issues. is there anything i should avoid? i just sort of got our normal grocery order."
simon perked a little bit more, "oh i don't have any allergies or anything, ma'am." he gave a small nod, "i could eat anythin'."
you nodded, "okay, excellent!"
the blond found in endearing. it was almost hypnotic watching you put together the vegetables with the hearty pasta sauce. you worked a stove top like no other. the only problem was that your brother kept getting in the way of his sight of you.
been a while since a woman cooked him a meal.
simon got up quickly and gave you the headband. it was soft and pink colour with two sewn on cat ears made of the same material. you put it on and simon's heart skipped a beat. you were just so beautiful.
dinner of pasta, toasted buns and salad were served with a bottle of grocery store wine. the three of you drank, ate and chatted. you and johnny had most of the conversation while simon enjoyed listening.
he figured out that he could listen to you talk forever.
"well, i'm tired." johnny said as he rubbed his eyes. he finished the rest of his wine before he got up. he patted you on the top of the head, "i'll do the dishes in the mornin'. thanks for dinner, kid."
you rolled your eyes, pouring yourself another glass, "i'm not a kid."
johnny chuckled then looked to simon, "she'll get ya comfortable for the evenin'. i'll see ya tomorrow." before his tired steps headed towards the bedroom. soon the door closed and the sound of his body hitting the bed could be softly heard.
you leaned back in the kitchen chair, one leg draped over the other with your arms crossed. you admitted, "it must be hard to date. finding someone who understands your world."
simon stretched out a little more in his chair. he eyed the empty wine glass in front of him, "i try not to think about it so hard."
"i've heard stories about you. the terrifying ghost. there one moment, gone the next." you then reached across the table to drag a finger down the inside of simon's wrist, "i wonder if i had you in my bed tonight, if you'd be gone by morning."
your admission made simon's dark eyes grow a little wider. he said, "well, i have nowhere else to go."
you smiled a little, "must be lonely. i know it's lonely for me. to feel close to someone."
simon asked, "do you want to sleep with me miss mactavish?"
you chuckled lowly, as to not awake your brother in his room. you leaned back a little once more and gazed at him. you were definitely johnny's brother. the look in your eye said it all. you tilted your head a little to the side and asked, "is it that obvious, mister riley?"
the sound of wooden chairs against the floor as the two of you made your way to the bedroom. you took simon by his tattooed wrist and got him into your room. the door was shut a little louder than you hoped. you turned on the light and simon was already working the belt of his jeans.
you were quick to get your t-shirt off and you saw simon's hungry gaze on you as you became free of your clothes. his eyes raked the exposed skin and thought you looked like a dream.
"like what you see, simon?"
he nodded, "more beautiful than the photos, ma'am."
you covered your mouth while you giggled, "no need for the formalities. if my brother is underranked by you, then i'm sure as hell as a civilian."
simon got a hold of your waist, "you deserve a little more respect than your brother." then pulled you in for a soft kiss. even with his scars that you had seen over dinner. you thought he was beautiful.
it made you warm all over as you pulled the dark t-shirt on his shoulders. he helped you get out of it. and your hands pressed against his chest. you admired the scars, the tattoos, the overall beauty of him.
"i wish my brother had said his lt was hot prior. i would've tried to get with you sooner."
simon picked you up by the waist, your legs wrapped around his waist as he brought you to the bed and sat you down. he then started to work at the button of your jeans. once they were off, he cupped the bulge in his pants.
you slipped out of your simple purple panties and the white bra you wore. you then laid out on your bed with your hands behind your head and you giggled softly.
simon was absolutely smitten by you. he had come to the conclusion that when they were talking about the beauties in scotland. they meant you. and only you. once you were both naked, he got onto the bed.
the bed was a bit smaller than he had hoped, but you two could fit into it thankfully. he was worried that his large, bulkier frame would inch you off of the mattress. but it was a lot easier when he got between your legs. his achy erection, bright red at the tip, begged for attention.
you swallowed a little, "i wonder if it'll fit."
"then you tell me if it does. got it? you mactavish's have a habit of not showing pain." simon gave you a pointed gaze.
you covered your face for a minute, "okay. talk about my brother ends here. i don't want to hear about him while you're balls deep inside of me."
simon chuckled lightly and leaned in for another kiss. he said softly, close to your lips, "if it's anything, love. you're much more a looker than he is."
you held onto his blond locks and pulled him in for a hot kiss. you made a small noise when he shifted your hips up against him. to get a better angle of his cock inside of you.
"simon."
he said softly, his voice still gravely, "beautiful, beautiful girl. i don't know what that last boyfriend of yours was thinkin'. why want another when he could have you. but, i guess that means more for me."
your cheeks grew hot and simon pressed his cock up against you wet slit. you felt your heartbeat race at the anticipation of what was to come. you tensed up at the feeling of his cock being pushed into it.
"i got ya, i got ya. you feel so good there, love."
you nodded, "it's been a while. sorry if i'm too.. tight."
simon loomed over you like a comforting shadow. he gazed down at you, but there was a softness to his tired eyes. you didn't realize how pretty his eyes were. a deep dark brown, that lured you in while in the soft lighting of your bedroom.
he started to move against you and you let out a small moan. the bed squeaked a little bit. thankfully the frame didn't hit the wall. you two had to be somewhat quiet. even if your brother could be heard snoring in the room next to yours.
the sex between you two was quick, but not rough. the idea of bruising such a beauty made simon feel disgusted. you were meant to be cherished. he wanted to know everything about you.
"you are quite handsome, simon."
"thank you, love." he said softly as he held onto your thighs and moved against you. even in missionary you looked beautiful. the slight bounce of your breasts in time with his movements. he wanted to kiss all your soft parts throughout his visit in your sweet home.
he could get used to a warm meal and a warm cunt to bury himself into every night. maybe johnny was right, staying with you was better than being in london.
maybe he could get used to scotland.
he knew he could fit easily into the chaos of the mactavish family. if he could handle johnny, then he could handle you. at least he could fuck one of you quiet.
you felt your heart hammering at the feeling of it all. your noises were so sweet that it made simon need to bury himself deeper inside of you. he needed to feel all you could offer.
call him a sick puppy, but his brain was now wired to need you. you were a hit of a feeling that simon was so painfully unfamiliar with that it almost scared him. but as he admired the sight of you under him.
those soft lips partially opened, your eyes closed. you looked like an angel, and he swore he found heaven.
"beautiful." he said softly, his rugged voice made you feel like honey. gooey and warm, filling.
you came with your hands in his shaggy blond hair. your back arched as you felt the heat through you. you moaned a little louder than you hoped for as he continued to thrust up into you.
panting breaths between heavy thrusts as you laid spread out on the bed, letting simon move quicken his pace to reach his climax. he could feel it on the tip of his tongue. and with a few more heavy thrusts, he finished inside of you. his cheeks flushed and his mouth hung open in a heavy pant.
"fuck, simon."
"beautiful." he said absently. not able to think of much else besides your beauty. you were the kind of woman that simon was into.
he pulled out of you and rested down beside you on bed. you chuckled softly, your head still a little full of post orgasmic bliss. you got the covers on top of you and cuddled him naked.
clothed would be a worry in the morning.
when morning came, simon tried to slink back to the couch before johnny woke up. but when he exited your room and entered the main living space. he found johnny sitting there at the kitchen table. he was leaned back into his seat. simon caught sight of the pistol on the worn wooden table.
"so, si." johnny said, looking away from his paper to look at his fellow solider, "what are yer intentions with my sister?"
it had been a very long time since simon felt the stone of dread in his stomach. he tried not to show it across his scarred face. simon could instantly recall every military statistic that johnny had. there could be a million and one ways that the scottish solider could kill simon. and it wasn't like simon could do anything, he couldn't kill your brother.
there was a brief moment of silence between the two of them. neither made a motion or noise. simon wondered what was to come next. no amount of training could've prepared him for this.
but johnny broke the silence with laughter, "i'm just messin' with ya! the gun's not even loaded. just wanted to scare ya." he leaned forward in his seat. he looked at simon, "i don't care how my sister sees, but i have to be a little bit intimidating, don't ya think so, si?"
simon chuckled nervously.
johnny's suddenly expression dropped and he put down his paper in favour of the unloaded pistol. he pointed the front of it to simon, one eye closed as if he was going to shoot the blond in front of him. he said, "but if you break her heart there, simon. i won't be so forgiving."
the doorway to your bedroom opened with a loud creak and your voice rang through the apartment the three of you were in, "I swear to god! john michael mactavish! you better not be intimidating him!"
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"you're seriously crying?" you asked your brother as you watched him gently take a hold of your newborn. your brother was a military man for christ's sake. he was weeping like a baby.
simon loomed over his colleague, protective over his newborn. his stern brown gaze read simply, "don't fuck it up, soap." he was ready to jump in if johnny fucked it up.
you were resting back in the hospital room, you just had your child with simon. you two had been married for a little over three years. it became habit for simon to come with johnny post-missions. the drive up to the city and you waiting for them.
a hug for your brother, a kiss for your lover.
now you were watching your brother cry at the sight of his nephew. the chubby little boy bundled up in a blanket. unaware of his weepy uncle. you looked at him with a slightyl stunned expression.
you probably cried less when you finally pushed him out. you didn't want to tell him the news because you thought he was going to cry more. while your son's first name was oliver, his middle name was john. after the crying mactavish in the hospital room.
"he really takes after us." john remarked when his cries died down.
you chuckled, "he sure does, johnny. now hand him over before you drop him." <3
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Max Verstappen x Author!Reader
Authorâs Note: IM BACK!! To put things into perspective, I started this smau when Alexâs insta was still private! Tbh I started writing it cause I like love her, I canât call her mother cause sheâs like a month older than me, but thatâs cousin right there. Anyways sorry for the hiatus i was spiralling due to a man đđ it happens to the baddest bitches, and also sort of writers block so pls give me requests! But to make up for the fact that Iâve been gone, this fic is fat as fuck so enjoy
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alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous gorgeous girls are published authors!!!! y/n, y/n! I remember when you used to force me to read when I wanted to play princesses and now youâve written a goddam book!!! In awe of u đđ„°đ„°
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yn.reads : ALEXXXX!! my gorgeous sister! I couldnât have done it without you!! Love you endlessly!
â user1 : wait r they sisters???!!
â user5 : no! hope this helps.
â user6 : pls use your brain
â user7 : theyâve known eachother forever! y/n moved to Monaco when she was 4, so they refer to eachother as sisters.
charles_leclerc: bravo y/n! Well deserved
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â user10: wait do they know eachother?
â user15: not as far as i knowâŠ
â user12: Max doesnât even follow Alex, why is he here?
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yn.reads: @alexandrasaintmleux thank you for letting me shake ass on your yacht, and cosplay as a rich monegasque while doing it! Your support has meant the world to me, youâre the reason Everything I Know About Love was written, cause you have taught me everything I know about love, friendship, life! You can purchase my book in just under a week guys!!
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â yn.reads: i love you so much alex, i had to write 124,567 words to express it
â alexandrasaintmleux: đ„čđ„č
âcharles_leclerc: am i intruding on something?
â yn.reads: yes!
user12: no but Alex and y/nâs friendship is literally my favourite thing
user11: is y/n not a rich monegasque?
â user10: sheâs not even from Monaco, and she grew up with a single mum who Iâm p sure just has a normal job so no
user14: not y/n using Alex for her money
â yn.reads: do yâall never get tired? Or is hating on the internet like your job?
â user14: no I have an actual job you should try it sometimeâŠ
â yn.reads: girl???? I just wrote a book?????
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â yn.reads: thank you max verstappen, current f1 champion
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â yn.reads: WHAT THE FRICK LEWISHAMILTON??? What are you doing here??????!!
â alexandrasaintmleux: girl you good??
â yn.reads: am I good?? AM IGOOD?? Lewis freaking Hamilton knows I exist!!!
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â yn.reads: kick rocks leclerc
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â yn.reads: đ„șđ„ș thank you pear and kiks
alexandrasaintmleux: so proud of you mon ange
â yn.reads: I love you so much alex
â user12: their friendship is so cute I canât
â yn.reads: friendship?? Weâre lovers!
â user12: wait are you actually???
â charles_lecelrc: NO
â yn.reads: donât be jealous sharl
charles_leclerc: well done I guess
â yn.reads: thank you I guess
â alexandrasaintmleux: aww my two favourite people getting along â€ïžđ„șđ„ș
â user12: I need my doctor to prescribe me whatever the fuck Alex is on EXPEDITIOUSLY
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â user14: itâs all over social media but it starts with max and ends in verstappen
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â yn.reads: yes well done percy, weâre well aware
â user12: wait a minute Charles did something nice for y/n?
â user14: my moneys on the fact he was just trying to get rid of her so he could spend time with Alex
â charles_leclerc: what if i told you im a mastermind đ
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â danielricciardo: has he learnt his abcâs??
â yn.reads: just about he gets stuck on x, itâs a very difficult letter
â danielricciardo: happens to the best of us đ
â yn.reads: @/danielricciardo hey I actually have a question for you??
â maxverstappen1: NO!! Y/N DO NOT ASK UR QUESTION
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â user17: like knowing y/n she might actually just be giving him reading lessons
â maxverstappen1: guys of course I can actually read
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â yn.reads: oh my god⊠OH MY GOD, I didnât think this through⊠@/maxverstappen1 what do you think of a throuple??
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Cotton Mouth
pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader
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description: you need a new dealer and you know a guy through the unfortunate grapevine you used to be wrapped up in. but I mean... the banter is great, and you cannot help but fall for him. but don't fret, he feels the same way.
warnings: MDNI! 18+ only pls, marijuana use is a huge theme, reader smokes, reader is 19/20 and so is eddie, eddie is a drug dealer, major flirting and banter, mentions of cults, mentions of human sacrifice and blood/sex rituals, eddie and reader jokingly call him 'leader', pet names (sweetheart, baby), reader gets cotton mouth, unprotected p-in-v, eddie cums inside, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, oral (m!receiving), choking (m!receiving)
authorâs note: what the fuck am i doin' here you ask? good question. I don't know. but I'm glad this is not rotting my brain. i like writing for eddie!!! he makes me blush!!! shut up!!! okay, anyway, thank you @amanitacowboy like always for helping me beta this and also being so encouraging every time i get obsessed with writing something. bitches really be moaning for this one.
also happy birthday, joe. ha ha ha.....
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You never expected to contact Eddie Munson for your drug needs.Â
When your dealer skips town because of suspicion of drug smuggling over state lines, you call up your former best friendâs ex boyfriend to give you your usual. 4 grams to last you through your stressful work week and to make sure your tolerance does not drastically fall to the lowest of lows.Â
You had not been in school for two years and you knew that Eddie had successfully dropped out the year prior. After a chaotic last year, he was basically a recluse, only dealing to his usual clients. Luckily, you were still friends with Gareth, who in turn, put you in contact with Eddie again.Â
After a humiliating senior year, you had practically become a recluse as well. You found a job at the Sheriffâs office where you sat at a desk all day and filed paper work, hardly talking to anyone. You would go back to your parentâs house and smoke weed until the sun set and then you would do it all over again.Â
You hated this stupid life you fell into since you neglected to go to college, so you numbed the anxieties with marijuana.Â
Thatâs where Eddie comes in.Â
You meet him by Loverâs Lake. A picnic table that you used to sit at as a small child and play in the lake with your cousins and friends. The air is crisp, the leaves falling all around you. He pulls up in his rickety old van and stumbles out with his usual smirk.Â
âFancy seeinâ you here,â He practically giggles as he settles across from you at the table. He was the same Eddie you remembered from senior year. His hair is a bit longer, but still cut in the same way. Long frizzy curls with long bangs across his forehead. His style is the same, as well. Ripped black jeans and random torn up metal band t-shirt. The rings were a bit excessive now, but the silver jewelry matched the chain on his pants. He was coordinated at the very least. âHey, Munson,â You smirk, finally relaxing your shoulders. âBeen awhile.â âYeah, last I saw you was the night Lori dumped my ass,â He says it so blase, not really noting your tonal shift, âGood times.â Your heart sinks hearing your former best friendâs name fall from his lips. You glance down at the carvings on the wooden table, trying to disguise your disgust. He notices your demeanor shift. âSorry, didnât mean to bring her up. Gareth told me about-â You donât want to hear it. You donât want to hear about how she fucked up your life, your plans, your former relationship, anything. Rehashing it led nowhere for you. You put your hand in the air, signaling him to stop speaking. âShe fucked my boyfriend, yep,â You state bluntly, finally glancing up at him. âYouâre selling me weed, right?â
Eddieâs eyes widen at your rush to change the subject, instantly going back to the reason he was actually sitting in front of you. As much as he wanted to chat with his long time secret crush, he knew that you were only here for one thing. He could tell the personal topic was not on the table.Â
âRight, this is not therapy,â He practically whispers to himself. He pulls out a baggie of weed, more than 4 grams for sure. âGot this much. How much do you want?â
You scope out the baggie. The bud looked good, the same color as the last stuff you used to get from the random guy down the street from you. Itâs not that you did not trust Eddie, you just were hesitant towards most guys in Hawkins. You had been screwed so many times. âI usually got 4 grams from my last dealer.â He nods, pulling open the bag and pulling out a couple pieces of the bud. He seems to be just eyeballing, which worries you. You know how much 4 grams looks like, so you watch him with a careful eye. âYou know how much that is?â âYes, I can usually eyeball it. Donât you worry, sweetheart.â The nickname sends butterflies shooting through your tummy. You look up from his fingers, up to his neck, where you spot a couple hickies. You smirk, shaking your head at the idea Eddieâs getting girls. It was such a shift from his early high school days, when you knew him. Back then, he was such a nervous loser that he could hardly land your friend. You always thought she dated him because she pitied him. You had no clue he was only acting like that because he secretly wanted you, not her.Â
You watch him put the distributed bud in a baggie for you. âIâll do $8 per gram, for you. Dealerâs discount.â
You raise your eyebrows, looking at the overstuffed bag. â$32?â
He looks up at you, a goofy smile on his face. âSheâs a math whiz, how cute.â
If your eyes could roll out of your head, they would in that moment. He was always snarky. You enjoyed it though. You always loved bickering with him because it would usually end with you two in a fit of giggles. He never took you seriously, and you vice versa. You pull your wallet out of your black leather purse and pull out two twenty dollar bills. âHereâs $40.â
He hands you the baggie as you hand him the cash. You hand pulls away a bit, but his lingers on the bag, keeping your hand close to his. The action is dragged out, a bit too long for comfort. You glance at him, noticing his dropping smile.Â
âYou havenât changed a bit.â You do not know if itâs a jab or a compliment. You tilt your head at him, trying to see if his face changes at all at your discontent. But he still has a half-smirk painted across his stupidly cute face. You yank your hand away with the plastic bag, slamming it on the wooden tabletop. âGod, I hope I have. I used to be flat chested and annoying.â He throws his head back in laughter, enjoying the slight fun you poke at yourself. You never noticed how loud and booming his laugh is until you two are outside, alone in the quiet woods. âStill funny,â He chuckles, shutting his metal lunch box of goodies, âNever annoying.â You bite your lip, trying to refrain from entertaining the conversation further, but you cannot help yourself. âBut still flat chested?â
More giggles, this time more toned down, due to the fact that heâs now looking down at your chest. âJuryâs out on that one.â
You smile, trying not to let on that you are actually enjoying this interaction even when it started off a bit rocky. You tuck your baggie of weed into your purse, making sure itâs buried underneath all your random necessities. You look back at him and heâs still eyeing you with a cocky grin.Â
âWell, it was nice doinâ business with you, Munson. Do you mind if I,â You lick your lips, contemplating if you should refrain the question. You stick to your original formulated word vomit, âcall you again if I need a reup?â His eyes twinkle at the idea of you calling him. âSure thing. As long as I get to call you if Iâm in need of some conversation.â
Your eyebrows shoot up, completely taken aback from his up front suggestion. You did not mind the idea of talking to him more. Frankly, you needed a friend that was not your high school aged sister. You hadnât been successful making any new friends. This was your way to do so.Â
âIâll talk to you tonight, then?â His smirk drifts, âSure thing, sweetheart.â
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You are smoking a bowl when your landline in your phone starts ringing loudly. You haphazardly stand up and rush to it, picking it up in 5 seconds flat.Â
âHello?â When he clears his throat, you know who it is immediately. âEveninâ, princess.â
You smirk, letting some of the smoke out of your lungs. âWhoâs this?â
You can imagine the grin plastered across his face as he responds. He had a very good smile.Â
âThe boogeyman.â You play into the antics. You do not know any better, âEddie Munson! What are you doinâ callinâ me at this hour?â
âJust callinâ to see if you smoked the stuff yet?â
You breathe out and inhale to clear your lungs before you start coughing directly in his ear.
âSure am, right this very second.â
His dry chuckle sends shockwaves through your body. âIs it good enough for you?â You wrap your phoneâs cord around your finger as you start pacing your bedroom. You used to do this type of thing when you were on the phone with a boy you liked as a teen. Was this not the same thing?
âSo far, so good. I will report back if thereâs anything awry.â
Heâs quiet for a moment which makes your stomach a bit uneasy. âWell⊠Iâm about to start lighting up myself, you mind keeping me company?â
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Eddie calls you every time he smokes. For four days straight.Â
You two talk about everything. The way you hated your job. The way he hates living with his uncle still. You both vent your frustrations about the state of the world while smoking a bong or a bowl, giggling from time to time when one of you chokes on the smoke. It was usually always him.Â
By day four, you were on your last pack in your bowl that morning. You smoked before work, hoping the bloodshot eyes would not raise any eyebrows.Â
When Eddie calls that night and you are not smoking with him, he gets worried. âTaking a break, sweetheart?â âI smoked my last bit this morning.â The confession rattles him. You told him before that you would let him know when you needed more. He feels like heâs neglected your needs. And Eddie hates feeling like a failure, especially for you.Â
âDo you need me to drop by with more?âÂ
You have not had a boy in your room since your stupid cheating ex. The idea of having Eddie coming over makes your stomach twist. And while you were a grown woman and graduated, you still lived with your parents. Having him in your childhood bedroom felt childish, embarrassing. You glance around your room, thinking of all the judgments he would pass looking at the posters on your wall.Â
But this was Eddie. The nerd, Dungeons and Dragons playing, drug dealing, metal head.Â
Your Rob Lowe poster would be the last of his concerns, you think.
âDo you even remember where I live?â Was the dumbest question to follow up with, but itâs the one you chose to go with.Â
âYeah, right off Sanders. I drove you home when I first got my car, remember? You and Lori-â You cut him off, already jogging your own memory. You did not need to think about her again. âRight! Yeah⊠if you want to stop by and⊠hang out, I could use a reup. My p-parents arenât home tonight.â
Heâs silent on the other end for a brief beat. âAre you inviting me over for a sleepover? Should I bring my jammies, princess?â
He was always such a sarcastic asshole. But you could not help but laugh. âYeah, bring yourself your own pillow and blanket, too. Donât want you laying on mine.â âSo we arenât sharing your bed?â
You groan, acting annoyed with his comments and questions. âJust get your ass over here, Munson.â âIâll be there in 10.â
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Heâs sat across the room in your giant red bean bag chair. He seems so at ease out of his usual environment. You watch him use the wooden stool you have had since you were a child as a way to prep his bong for you to hit it.Â
You sit on the edge of your bed, your hands wedged between your legs nervously. He finally looks up at you, noting your odd positioning. âYou good, sweetheart?â
You shake your head back and forth, âIâm good. Just⊠need to smoke.â
He gestures out a black lighter for you, bowing his head. âCome hither.â
You stand up, grabbing the lighter and sitting criss cross in front of the stool where he has set up shop. The glassware looks surprisingly clean. You pick it up slowly, not wanting to mess up the pack or drop it due to your nerves. Eddie watches you, his eyebrows furrowed a bit.Â
âYouâre psyching me out.â He mutters, dusting his bangs away from his forehead a bit. Before he set up, you made sure to open your window right above him so the smoke would escape and not stink up your entire house. Your parents did not care all that much, but you did it out of respect. You did not need to rock the boat.Â
âSorry,â You bring the mouthpiece up to your lips, holding the neck. You had made the mistake of holding the base before and burnt the fuck out of yourself. You light the bowl piece, burning the weed as you suck in. When it bubbles enough, you pick up the piece to inhale. Once the smoke hits your throat and lungs, you try to not cough. But the burn hurts and you let loose. You put the bong down on the stool, lurching forward to cough until your lungs could recoup.Â
âJesus, princess. Never heard you cough so much,â He grabs the bong, inhaling the remaining smoke from your hit. You try not to laugh, mostly due to the fact that your throat feels like itâs on fire. âI donât use bongs.â
He giggles at that before he puts the mouthpiece up to his lips and finishes off the bowl.Â
He makes it look so easy, his Adam's apple bobbing as he inhales and slowly exhales the smoke. Once he does the one hit, he sits back in the bean bag, making a loud swoosh sound.Â
âThatâs gonna get me high quick, damn,â You say, already feeling the lightness behind your eyes. Your high usually started in your head, moving slowly down to your limbs, all the way to the tips of your fingers and toes. You were also always sporting bloodshot eyes and cottonmouth. Eddie grins as he relaxes into the chair. âWe can smoke some more if need be. I have prerolls, too.â You walk to the opposite side of the room, pulling on the other random bean bag that you have stored in your room. You are almost positive this is the one your sister tore a hole in, but you needed something to sit on. You prop it right next to Eddie and the stool, settling in and staring at the ceiling.
âWhat do you do after you smoke?â You pose, trying to start light conversation so you did not spiral in front of him. You were not used to smoking with another person, so you had some unnecessary nerves. âYou want honesty?â His voice breaks a bit before he clears his throat. As he says this, you realize the room is uncharacteristically quiet. To hide further conversation, you stand up and head to your record player. The resting record on the turntable is Fleetwood Mac, so that would just have to do. You turn it on, resting the needle on the edge of the record. The music flows through the room as you turn your head towards him. He has this shit-eating grin that could only hint that he does something mischievous or inappropriate.
âYeah, go on.â
He first acts like he is thinking for a moment, but he knows his exact next words. They are on the very tip of his tongue, but he just wants to see if you pester him forward. The cat and mouse game seemed to be you twoâs specialty at this point. He clears his throat, âI usually just jerk off.â You give him a disdainful glance, trying not to feel the knots tying themselves in the base of your stomach. âYouâre gross.â âYou asked!â You move the chair closer to him as you sit and lay back, âAnd hey, thatâs not gross. Everyone does it.â You snort, turning your nose away from him. âYou could have lied.â âWhatâs the fun in lying? I donât lie to my friends.â
You would be lying if you said you did not like to hear that he considers you a friend. But teasing Eddie was your favorite hobby. âOh, so we are friends?â
He shrugs, his face a bit twisted. âIâd like to think so.â
âOh, okay.â
It is such a bland comment, you can tell he is squirming in his chair. He leans forward, pulling a baggie out of his pocket. You watch him place three pre rolls on the stool next to the bong.Â
âWhat, you think Iâm a freak like everyone else does?â As he says it, you watch him put a pre roll between his lips and fumble with the lighter, âItâs the hair, isnât it?â
Eddieâs reputation was a pivotal part of why you liked him more than everyone else at school. He liked what he liked and did not bend to anyoneâs rules. He liked Dungeons and Dragons and the darker undertones of it. He dressed in all black and enjoyed the heavy metal. He was born and bred to be an outcast.Â
And you loved it.Â
You had to hide a good part of yourself from the outside world because your Bible Belt town would reprimand you if you dressed how you actually wanted to. You would have been ostracized by your friends you had known your whole life.Â
So you put on the stupid act of being normal and wore what was in fashion. You only liked the things you did in private.Â
âPeople think you are weird because of that Satanic shit they think you believe in,â You state, watching him take a drag from the joint. You pay attention to one of his rings specifically. A silver pig head, wrapped around his left middle finger. When your eyes flicker back to his, he takes note of you staring at his hands. âOh, so you donât think Iâm a crazy satanist that deals drugs and is starting a blood drinking cult?â âIf you were, I think we would have been way closer friends.â
The way you say it so matter-of-factly piques Eddieâs interest. He knew all along you were different. Thatâs why he liked you so much. Why he chose to mess around your best friend instead is forever a mystery. But he had now to make up for it. âOh, so youâd be in my cult, that Iâm actually starting?â He rasps, offering you the joint. You gladly accept it, bringing it to your lips before you respond.Â
âFor sure,â You exhale some smoke, eyes roaming all over his face. âWhat does this cult entail?â
He leans forward, resting his elbows on his knees. His face is inches from yours and he tones down his voice, like you two are passing secrets. You extend the joint back to him, letting his fingertips grace yours as he grabs it. âBunch of outcast freaks that wear robes and do insane rituals.â You scoff, thinking out the hypotheticals of this cult, âHuman sacrifice, type shit?â
âNo cult has ever been successful without some human sacrifice, princess,â His grin grows across his face as he scans you up and down. âSo, are you in?â
The weed only makes you bolder, bringing your body even closer, âSounds like a great time to me.â
âOh, it will be. You, me, some fuckinâ weirdos I find off the streets. Maybe you can be my right-hand woman. May need someone else to keep them all in check.â
His head shifts to look between your eyes and lips. It makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. âYou not capable of doinâ that all by yourself?â
âMaybe,â He drags out the last syllable, ticking his tongue, âJust thought youâd wanna help is all.â
The thought sends shivers down your spine. But you try to act like his words have no effect on you, so you swallow shallowly and glance away. You want to say something that will drive him crazy, just to get one up on him. âI mean⊠I guess. As long as I get paid with a mass amount of drugs and ritualistic sex.â The last part of the sentence has him in a tizzy.
âOh, thatâs a given. Youâll be set for life.â
You clear your throat, the taste of weed reentering your mouth, âIâm hoping you have some good ideas for these rituals. Iâm pretty useless.â
But you had plenty of ideas for him. And while you were truly into Eddie, you do not know if you would ever be bold enough to share those ideas out loud. You have read plenty of books, seen enough films, but you could never just outwardly say such obscene things to another person. Eddieâs lips quirk up, âIâve got plenty of ideas, baby.â
The boldness he shows you gives you a rise. Your heart starts to beat fast, and before you can even really debate your next words, they spill out of your mouth.
âEnlighten me, leader.â
Eddieâs demeanor shifts completely. His brown eyes grow darker as he leans forward towards you, placing his large hand on your thigh. The touch sends goosebumps throughout your entire body, all the way up to your neck. His smirk changes into a mischievous grin.
âEnlighten you? You want me to show you all the things that are rattling around in my brain, sweetheart?â
The song stops and thereâs a stillness that fills the room. The tension is thick like the marijuana smoke that radiates around your bedroomâs four walls. You place your hand delicately on top of Eddieâs.Â
âPlease.â You rasp, your eyes flickering all around his face. His nose, his slightly ajar lips, his doe eyes that show lust instead of innocence.
His hand slips behind the nape of your neck, pulling you closer and closer. Instead of meeting in the middle, you jump the gun pressing yourself closer and closing the gap. You could not stop yourself, you had to feel him against you. When your lips press against him, the sound from your throat brings him to be urgent with his movements.
When his tongue lips past your lips, you start to realize how dry your mouth really was. You always experienced cottonmouth, but with the way you were practically drooling for Eddieâs attention, you are surprised to offer your mouth and tongue to him and find them sticking to the roof of your mouth.Â
You pull away, your hand still on his, squeezing it reassuringly, âMy mouth is-â âI donât care,â And heâs pulling you back into his lips. He could not care less if your mouth was dry or if your hair is sticking up weird because of where his hand is placed. He just needed to feel you against him. And you wanted the same.
His hands wrap around your waist, pulling you across his lap. With the new position, you rest your hips on top of him and cradle his jaw with your hands. The kiss turns into him just giving you all of the saliva in his mouth, which you gladly take. His lips move at a perfect drawn-out pace. His hand adds more encouragement to your frenching, traveling all around your sides and hips. You retreat, pulling back for some air.
His eyes never leave yours as you settle onto his thighs as you catch your breath, your shorts riding up to your hips as you slide across him.Â
âTell me if Iâm misinterpreting signs, sweetheart.â
You shake your head ânoâ, your arms slowly moving up from his chest to his shoulders. âNothing to misinterpret, Munson.â
He gives you a smug grin, leaning his back further into the chair. His eyes trace down the curvature of your body, admiring you mounting his lap.Â
âDo you need some water? Sorry, I just⊠you stopped kissing me so suddenly-â You shake your head, cutting him off. âRight above you on the windowsillâŠthat water bottle. Just give me that.â
He steadies you on his lap by resting a firm grip on your waist as he extends his body upward to grab the plastic water bottle. While he shifts, you can feel his hardness against your thighs. Your lips purse in a half grin.
He grabs it, opens it for you, and gestures for you to lean your head back. âI can do it myself, dear,â You retort, trying to reach out for the bottle. He pulls it away, chuckling slyly to himself. âLet me do it.â It is the stupid banter like this that is making you fall so hard for him. Whether itâs the two of you on the phone, or hanging out in person, he always found a way to tease you or pick at you.Â
You lean your head back slightly as he pours the perfect amount in your mouth. You swish it around, already feeling a lot better. The dryness will probably come back, but at least you had your own personal water fountain to supply you with more. You watch him screw the cap back on and put it next to him on the floor. His other hand returns to your waist, his touch lowering a bit more to your ass.
âSo⊠you like this, right?â The question is so dumb and forward, you have to give him credit. For crying out loud, you are mounting his lap and wildly making out with him. You cannot help but laugh. âYeah, dumbass.â
âOkay, good. I like this, tooâŠâ
âSoâŠIs this just the sneak preview?â You jab, thinking back to the conversation you two were just having about starting a cult. You are slightly hinting that you would like more, but you do not know how to word it without sounding desperate.
Eddie is so in his own head, he looks at you confused. âWhat?â
âThe ritualistic sex or whatever.â
He lifts you up swiftly, his palms raising you up by your asscheeks. You yelp, holding onto him for dear life. He chuckles as he walks you about 7 steps towards your bed. When he drops you, your arms flail backward to catch yourself landing with a bounce. He does not give you any time to recover, his hands running up the sides of your body, while his hips align with yours. His face breaks into something more mischievous. âNah, this is just something Iâve wanted to do to you for a long time. The ritualistic sex will involve way more blood.â
You lace your hands around his neck, pulling his face closer to your lips. You completely disregard the blood comment. That is a conversation for another time. âYouâve wanted to do this for a while?â âLonger than I care to admit.â He captures your lips in another bruising kiss, his hand leaving your hip to cup your face. You eagerly offer your newly wet tongue to his accepting mouth. You are kissing each other like you are trying to suck the life out of him. You both tasted like weed which only added to the intoxication of the exchange.Â
Your hands were roaming every part of his upper chest, your hand wrapping so perfectly around his neck and jaw. When he tilts your head back with his thumb to push your face upward so he can access your neck, you release him. He tuts, kissing your neck, âYou wanna have your hands around my throat, baby?â
You can feel the wetness rush out of you, soaking your panties at the huskiness of his voice. âIf youâre into that.â
He can feel his smile against you, lifting his face up to meet your eyes.Â
âVery into that.â
The disposal of clothes happens in rapid succession. You watch him plop down in his boxers, while you have already removed your underwear. His eyes fly open at the realization that you are laying it all out there immediately. You are too high to give a fuck, watching his eyes scan you as you undo your bra in the back.Â
âAre you fucking with your underwear on?â He swallows, his adamâs apple bobbing at the question. âUh, no. I justâŠâ You lower yourself in front of him, feigning innocence as you rub his bare thighs. The tent in his boxers is fully apparent, waiting for you to take it in your hands. âYou what? You want me to take them off for you?â His cocky smirk returns in full force. âIf youâre into that.â
You notice his teasing tone, repeating your previous statement from moments before. You pull at the waistband of his boxers as he shifts himself so you can release him out of his confides. âVery into that.â
When his cock springs free, you practically gasp. The surprise on your face is all apparent and Eddie loves it. He looks at you through hooded lids, enjoying the sight of you taking him in your hands. You wrap around him so perfectly, jerking him off with slow methodical movements. You tilt forward, pressing your wet lips to his shaft. His lips form into an âoâ as you wrap your lips around his dick, taking him gradually into your mouth. He cannot stop staring at your actions. You are quick to switch it up on him when he gets too quiet for your comfort. You speed up your movements, the saliva you are finally making, starts dripping around his cock as you take him further into your throat.Â
He slides so easily into your mouth, your high brain keeps thinking âGod, heâs made for meâ. It sounds so insane and a bit delusional, but you loved hearing him whimper as you continued to slurp up and down on his cock. âOh my god, youâre so fuckinâ good at that,â His voice is dripping with lust, âYou keep goinâ and Iâm cumming in that mouth.â You do one last slow up and down on him, releasing him from your mouth. âNeed you inside me before you cum.â
You give him one last long, lingering lick up his shaft before pressing a tender kiss on the tip. He rolls his eyes back, his lips twisted up in a smile. âDirty girl.â You stand up on your heels, stepping forward and mounting his lap again. His hands settle on your sides immediately, dragging you closer to him as you side further towards his knees. âYou want a condom?â His dilated pupils cannot look away from your core hovering so close to his spit covered cock. âDo we need one?â You tilt his head up with your fingers. âYou safe?â âAlways.â âGood, then. I take a pill every morning. So unless youâre weird about fuckinâ raw-â He shakes his head, pressing his lips into yours to quiet your ramblings. You return the kiss, moaning into him as you draw your cunt closer to his erection. When you nudge him, he hisses.
âFuck me how you want, princess.â
You give him a smug expression, lifting yourself up on your knees and reaching between your own legs. You feel for his cockhead, tilting it towards where your entrance is. You lower yourself slowly, eyes catching Eddieâs as he looks up at you. He looks so hot in this light, his jaw clenched, his gaze burning through you, his hair swept back over his shoulders. When his tip graces your core, you practically squeeze him without any penetration.
Once heâs right where you need him, you sink all the way down. The moans you both let out in unison is like music to your ears. You can practically hear your heartbeat in your ears as you lift up again and slam down, his watchful eye observing your actions. When you realize the intrusion will not hurt if you speed up, you push him onto his back.Â
He grabs one of your pillows from the top of the bed, his wingspan somehow long enough to do such things. You enjoy watching him prop his head up to observe you, a devious smile on his face. He keeps his hands under his head, like heâs just enjoying the show. You settle your one hand on his stomach, the other on his chest, right below a tattoo of what appears to be a demon head.Â
âYour tattoos are so random,â You babble, spreading your fingers over the art.
He tilts his head, still just appreciating the way your tits sit over him. âYou are not very good at dirty talk, sweetheart.â
You grimace at his comment, dragging your hips forward which allows your clit some stimulation while heâs inside you. âMy apologies. Iâll stick to the normal buzzer words.â
He rolls his eyes initially but once you raise your hips up to bounce on him, he forces his eyes closed.Â
You grin, your hands resting a bit further up his chest, slowly creeping your way up to his pretty little neck. His guitar pick necklace is a staple in his appearance, but right now it was just in your way. You continue your movements, finally resting your hand right below his Adamâs apple. He reveals his brown eyes again when you tighten your grip, his expression indicating that he is enjoying you like this.
You are starting to feel weak in your knees as you fuck yourself on him, but you are not a quitter and it feels too good to stop. You balance one hand on his chest, the other one constricting more of his airways. The way he heaves under you sends a shockwave right to your clit. The stimulation is becoming almost too much, but you clench your pelvic muscles, edging yourself.
âOh my god,â You whine, finally returning to just sliding yourself back and forth on his pelvis, âIâm gonna cum, Eddie.â
You release his throat, allowing him to catch his breath. âI can feel you gripping me so good, baby.â
Eddie moves his hands up your legs, clutching onto the sides of your hips first, before massaging the flesh right below your boobs. When they travel to toy with your nipples, you can feel the urgent flood of your orgasm hit the pit of your stomach. You roll your eyes back, lulling your head back as your hips stutter against his. As you jerk your body across him, you can feel his dick twitching inside you. Your vision is a bit clouded as you fix your gaze back on the man below you.Â
You feel his hands roughly grab your hips, practically rag dolling you to the spot next to him. He fixes himself between your legs, slotting his cock back into your cunt. âIâm so close but I need to go at my pace.â
âEddie, Iâm so sensitive,â You mewl, your hands rubbing your eyes to regain some of your normal function back. The endorphins from the sex is intertwining weirdly with the high you already have, which makes your body feel like itâs only a matter of time before you are cumming all over him again.Â
âI know, baby, but I know you got more in you. One more? You think you can do that for your leader?â
You gasp when he grinds himself into you. You cannot even say anything back to the horniest thing he has said all night because the feeling of him fully sheathed inside you again has your head spinning. He starts with a slower pace that only speeds up when you are moaning his name over and over again. You then realize, he will, in fact, have you cumming again.Â
He reaches up under your knee, slotting it right in the bend of his arm. He slowly starts to raise it up in the air to plow into you from a different angle, stretching you further and further to your limit. His hair is starting to stick to his forehead, as he continues to chase his release. He opens you up some more by spreading your leg out more. You watch as he licks his thumb and stares down at your swollen clit. You know what heâs about to do and you may just lose your mind. He slots his finger right on top of your sensitive bud and presses, rubbing methodical circles.Â
âCum, baby, I know you wanna.â
You gasp, letting the orgasm take over every nerve ending in your body. The way you clench down on him sends him into overdrive. His grunts fill the room, while you are silently writhe under him, unable to catch your breath from the explosion of your climax. The feeling of you seizing around his cock makes him drop your leg lazily and drop on top of your naked body.Â
He holds onto you like you are the only thing anchoring him in reality as he fucks his seed deep inside you.Â
Your sweaty bodies lace around each other as you both regain your composure. His weight is pressing you deeply into the mattress, so you languidly pat his shoulder.Â
âSquishing me, Munson.â
He presses up into a push up to look at you, his hair falling over your face. âSorry, sweetheart.â
He rolls onto his side, his half hard cock slipping out of your pussy, dragging some of his cum out with it. You can feel him dripping out of you, which is an absolutely surreal experience. He settles beside you, still huffing a bit. âWell⊠That wasâŠâ
You did not really have the right adjective to explain your feelings about the entire ordeal. You were definitely satisfied. More than you ever had been before.Â
Eddie smacks his lips, pushing some hair away from his eyes. âIncomparable. On my part, at least.â
You sneer, trying your best to clear out the rasp you feel in your throat. Your mouth is starting to feel dry all over again. You think for a moment, wondering if you should give in and share that it was the best sex you have ever had or just act nonchalant.Â
âYeah, definitely something,â You remark dryly. You wanted banter with him, it was only fitting after such sacrilege.
He looks at you with a half-grin, his eyes scanning down your body for a beat. When he gets to your chest, he just stares at your tits while he speaks.Â
âNot annoying. And not flat-chested. Just perfect,â He taunts, reaching out to tweak one of your nipples, âI was right, you were wrong.â
He always has to one up you. You lean forward, resting your palm on your bed as you get in his sphere. âIâm not joining your cult. You are too cocky and I think you will get too power hungry.â
His finger still toys with your chest as you speak, the words just sliding right off his shoulders.Â
âPower hungry? No, no, no,â He places his hand right in the center of your chest, the coldness of his rings sending shockwaves up your arms, âThe only thing Iâm ever gonna be hungry for is you, my dear.â
You shake your head, propping yourself on your elbow as you stare down at him. âApparently you have been for a while⊠According to what you said earlier.â
That comment tickles him. He finally chuckles, leaning up so heâs millimeters from your lips.Â
âGuilty as charged.â
His mouth presses back onto yours, tongue and all. It finally brings back some moisture back into your mouth. Maybe you didnât need the damn water bottle. Maybe you just needed him to keep kissing you.
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AITA for setting my cheating ex's car on fire? (and then falling for his cousin)
pairing: firefighter!haechan x reader
genre: fluff
word count: 8.6k
synopsis: revenge is best served coldâor on fire. literally.
authorâs note: luvpuffcore is finally back!! ilysm cat and moon and thank you for another amazing year of friendship <333 i truly am the #1 most successful fan of all time đ€© also special shoutout to cat for letting me use some of her creepy dms and moon for sharing her league knowledge yall are god's strongest soldiers fr !! happy new year, my loves âšđđ
warning(s): mentions/threats of violence, sexual jokes, y/n commits arson but in a girly pop way (pls don't try this at home), character assassination of mark
playlist: get him back! by olivia rodrigo â is it new years yet? sabrina carpenter â drinks or coffee by rosĂ© â risk by gracie abrams â mastermind by taylor swift
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r/AmITheAsshole
u/justgirlythings-arson119 âą 3d
AITA for setting my cheating exâs car on fire? (and then falling for his cousin)
I (24F) caught my boyfriend cheating on me with a discord kitten he met on League of Legends two days before our anniversary. I proceeded to have the biggest crash out ever known to man, bought a gallon of gasoline, went to his house in the middle of the night, and lit his car on fire. I had completely forgotten his cousin was a firefighter in the area, and he showed up at the scene, which hindered my masterful plan a little bit. Luckily, my ex didnât press any charges though because no way in hell heâs going to admit he has a discord kitten in a court of law. Anyways, the next day, my ex groveled and begged me to go to his familyâs Christmas party with him so that he could save face in front of his mommy. Long story shortâletâs just say it didnât go well. His cousin ended up driving me home, and I think maybe Iâve fallen for him?Â
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mcballs-im-lovin-it0323 âą 2d YTA for not crashing out even harder bc i woulda slept with his entire bloodline if he played in my face like that đââïž
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picklepounder1010 âą 1d wouldâve had him calling me mama, papa, auntie, uncle, grandma, grandpa etc fr đ© â„ â„Ł 943 â„„
god-of-donuts0423 âą 1d YTA for dating a lol player
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goonknight1027 âą 5h no way this post is about that twink lol streamer â„ â„Ł 629 â„„
part one | oh, i wanna key his carâŠor light it ablaze?
onyourmark 12/1/2024 3:03 PM heyyy u play lol too đ
onyourmark 12/1/2024 3:05 PM im a yasuo main đ
onyourmark 12/1/2024 3:10 PMwhat kinda asian are u
onyourmark 12/1/2024 3:10 PMwhatchu look like
onyourmark 12/1/2024 3:10 PMsorry was that too much đđđ
Your best friend, Rosie, has to put your phone down and take a few deep breaths. âI think Iâm going to throw up.â
âKeep going. You havenât even seen the worst of it,â you respond through a mouthful of strawberry ice cream, completely deadpan.Â
onyourmark 12/7/2024 6:21 AM ahh đđ
onyourmark 12/7/2024 6:22 PM *kisses you*
onyourmark 12/12/2024 5:39 PM can i tell U something weird :3 đ
onyourmark 12/12/2024 5:40 PM[Audio Message]
onyourmark 12/12/2024 5:39 PMi wrote this rap about my feelings for y baby girl
onyourmark 12/12/2024 5:39 PMbecause uve been such a good gril for me
onyourmark 12/12/2024 5:57 PM holy fck holy dcking fck that body of urs is absurd
Rosie covers her mouth with her hand, closing her eyes in a grimace. âNo way he copied Adam Levine unironically.âÂ
âKeep going.â
onyourmark Yesterday at 1:20 AMwhen can i see u
onyourmark Yesterday at 1:20 AM ill be free after christmas
onyourmark Yesterday at 1:20 AM after annyign fam stuff đđđ
Every message Rosie reads feels like another sucker punch in your gut and your ego, but you just dig your spoon into the tub of ice cream with even more force and let her keep going. Every time you blink, you feel dried up mascara flaking off your eyelashes and getting stuck in the dried tears and snot on your cheeks.Â
ââAnnoying fam stuff?â Is he talking about your anniversary?â Rosie demands.
Yes, your anniversary with your now ex-boyfriend, Mark Lee, is on Christmas. You used to think it was romantic. What a goddamn idiot you were.Â
âAt least he called me family,â you reply wryly, a hysterical laugh rattling in your chest like a wet cough.Â
Rosie shakes her head and hands your phone back to you. âI canât read any more of this. Iâm going to be sick. I thought Discord mods and Discord kittens were just memes. I canât believe people like him actually exist.âÂ
You just shrug.
âWhere the hell is he now?â She crosses her arms.Â
âProbably at his parentsâ house. Theyâre on a ski trip, and they wonât be back until tomorrow,â you sigh, getting a headache thinking about how you were going to explain this to Markâs parents.Â
âGood. Change the locks on your door before he tries to come crawling back. Heâs done mooching off you,â Rosie huffs.Â
âYou were right,â you state matter-of-factly, âThat he was just a jobless bum loser whoâs a mommaâs boy.âÂ
She looks guilty, leaning over and giving you a hug. âIâm sorry, Y/N.âÂ
You think about the time you first met Mark, when the two of you were just starry-eyed freshmen in college together. He was so awkward and shy that it took almost an entire semester for him to finally look you in the eye. He followed you around like a sad puppy and would get flustered at any prolonged amount of attention you gave him. After about three years of him being hopelessly in love with you and unable to work up the courage to ask you out, you finally decided to give him a chance in your final year of college. It was a white Christmas, and you remember his trembling hands holding your face, freezing cold fingertips brushing your cheeks, and how red his nose was when he leaned in to kiss you. He looked at you as if you were a goddess that was put on this Earth purely for him to worship.Â
Maybe thatâs why you moved in together with him when the two of you graduated, even when he was unemployed and you supported him financially. Maybe thatâs why you smiled and nodded when he told you he wanted to try being a Twitch streamer. Maybe thatâs why you gifted him his first microphone for his setup, or baked him a cake when he finally got his first viewer (even though it was actually a secret account that you made in order to boost his confidence). Maybe thatâs why you never complained when he started skipping out on dates (sometimes even your birthday) in favor of growing his audience, or when he bought you extravagant gifts like jewelry or designer clothes without any clue of your preference or size. Maybe thatâs why you chose to ignore the churning feeling in the pit of your stomach when you noticed his eyes starting to drift towards anything but you.
Maybe you were always the one who worshipped him.Â
Itâs almost comical how easily almost a decade of your life has gone down the drainâand all it took was a couple of laughing emojis. In the end, the one who loves more is always the one who loses the most.Â
You gave up your best years to Mark Lee, and yet you seemed to have run out of tears to cry for this man.Â
Instead, all you have left now is pure, unbridled rage boiling inside of you. Itâs the kind of anger that needs to simmer firstâthe kind that manifests first as a calm indifference before it finally bubbles over into a complete meltdown. But youâll be damned before you set fire to your mental health and personal belongings that you worked tooth and nail for over a man who ruined your life.Â
So, youâve decided to set fire to something else.Â
âRosie,â you say softly, your voice chillingly serene. âIâm going to set his car on fire.âÂ
Rosie laughs. âWant me to be your getaway driver?âÂ
âNo, I wouldnât want to implicate you,â you respond smoothly. âBesides, I want him to know that Iâm the one who did it.âÂ
She looks at you for a moment, trying to decide if youâre joking or not. âAre you sure youâre okay?âÂ
âYes. I donât have the energy to care about him anymore,â you answerâonly a half lie. âYou should go now. I know you have a late shift tonight.âÂ
Rosie gives you another tight squeeze. âCall me if you need anything, okay? Iâm off this weekend, so we should go get drunk off our asses.âÂ
After she leaves, you slowly get up and make your way to the bathroom. You wash your face in the sink, scrubbing on the gunk off, and apply a fresh layer of makeup. If youâre going to do this, youâre going to make sure you look hot as hell (pun intended). Once youâre done, you make your way to the nearest gas station and purchase a gallon of gasoline before promptly driving to Markâs parentâs house.Â
By the time you get there, itâs already close to midnight, and not even the darkness can shroud Markâs new Tesla Cybertruck. You remember when he bought it because you had to pay for half of his rent for the month because he was saving up for itâthe smug grin on his face, as he announced it to his Twitch chat. Youâre embarrassed at how happy you were for him, and you didnât even have the heart to tell him how hideous you found it. The truckâs mirrored exterior reflects the moon in the starless night sky, and the full moon almost looks like a shiny, pretty bullseye calling out for you to destroy it.Â
Without hesitation, you get out of your car and immediately start dumping gasoline all over and around the car. The scent of gasoline normally makes you nauseous, but the scent of revenge smells even sweeter. Before you take out your lighter, you pick up a large piece of broken concrete from his driveway. With all of the strength you can muster, you hurl the concrete into the driver side window of the truck and watch your reflection shatter along with the glass.Â
The car alarm starts blaring, and you wait for the light in Markâs room to blink on. You see his silhouette as he opens his blinds and peers out, just to lock eyes with you. He gawks at you like heâs just seen a ghost, and it doesnât take long for him to make his way down to you. As he stumbles down the driveway, you take out your lighter and flick it on, letting it slowly slip from your fingertips. Your heart swells with a hysterical sense of glee as his eyes widen, the orange flames reflecting in his teary eyes. His Cybertruck is set ablaze with a Hollywood-esque level of perfection, and the fire gives your face a golden glow as if you were the starring actress.Â
âY/N! Are you fucking crazy?â Mark hollers over the crackle of the flames, voice breaking.Â
âOh, you bet I fucking am,â you laugh.Â
âIâm gonna sue youâyou bitch! Have you thrown in jail!â he screams, fishing his phone out of his pocket and punching in 911 on the keypad. âIâm calling the cops right now!âÂ
âDo it, you spineless piece of shit! Iâm going to make sure everyone in this damn neighborhood and on the internet knows what a lying, cheating, soul-sucking little leech you are!â you yell back at him. âIâm going to ruin your fucking career first and then happily walk my ass down to the police station.â
That makes Mark stop in his tracks, his thumb hovering over the dial button. He canât control the fear on his face. âNo one is gonna believe you.âÂ
âAw, you sure no one will believe me when I show everyone the screenshots of your DMs with uwukittenbb69?â you taunt.Â
âIâll say theyâre fake!â he nearly screeches.Â
âLetâs fucking go then! My word against yours. Weâll see who they believe,â you challenge.Â
Mark falters and takes a small step forward. âW-WaitâŠâÂ
Unfortunately for him, heâs interrupted by the squealing sirens of a firetruck pulling up to the street. You and Mark exchange glances, and you silently dare him to report you, before both of you turn towards the firefighters exiting the truck.Â
âMarkâŠand Y/N?âÂ
Your eyes widen at the sound of the approaching firefighterâs voice. You watch in horror as the firefighter removes his helmet, and you get a clearer look at his face. Tufts of wavy caramel-colored hair sticking out, a youthful and angelic face that doesnât suit his occupation, and heart-shaped lips turned downwards in concernâitâs Markâs cousin, Donghyuck. Youâve met him a decent amount of times at family gatherings, and he sometimes drops by you and Markâs apartment to deliver homemade food from his mom. Donghyuck has always been kind to you, and you didnât want him to see you like this.
Donghyuckâs confusion is short-lived before his attention falls back to the fire and how close you are to it. He quickly grabs your arm and pulls you away from the burning truck.Â
âBe careful. Are you hurt?â he asks carefully, eyes scanning your face with precision. âAnd why arenât you wearing a jacket? Itâs freezing out here.âÂ
You open your mouth to try and fumble out an answer, but you flinch at the sound of Donghyuckâs colleagues blasting Markâs car with water from the firetruckâs power hose. All thatâs left of the Cybertruck is a deformed and blackened pile of scrap metal with a plume of smoke rising from it. You canât help the sense of satisfaction you feel.Â
âDonât breathe in the smoke. Itâs not good for you,â Donghyuck urges, gently sticking an arm in front of you and gesturing for you to step back even further. âCome with me. Thereâs blankets in the back of the truck.â
âIâm fine,â you finally manage to say, shaking your head. âIâm not cold.âÂ
Itâs true; the fire you set has been more than enough to make your insides feel all warm and fuzzy. He doesnât look like he believes you but doesnât try to push any further.Â
âOkay, so what the hell happened here? We got a call from the neighbors saying there was a blazing ball on fire in Markâs driveway and that the two of you were in a screaming match.âÂ
âAsk Mark,â is all you say.Â
Donghyuck raises an eyebrow.Â
âIt was an accident.â
As if on cue, Mark suddenly materializes next to you and Donghyuckâa restless expression on his face. He probably thought you were telling Donghyuck what he did to you and rushed over.Â
âWhat?â Donghyuckâs eyes nearly pop out of his head. âYouâre saying that was an accident?â
âYeah. I was justâŠmessing around. Donât worry about it. It was an accident,â Mark says through gritted teeth, sounding completely defeated.Â
The corners of your mouth twitch when you chime in, âA senseless accident.âÂ
Donghyuck is completely speechless as he glances between the two of you. However, you look past him and watch the fireworks exploding in the dark sky. Pulling out your phone, you see that itâs midnight, meaning itâs officially the 25th of December. Glancing over at Mark, you see him trembling in the cold with a sniffly red nose and bloodshot eyes. Heâs staring straight at the ground, fists clenched.Â
You smile.Â
part two | part two | wanna push him in the fireplace and watch him burn!
When you finally get home that night, you draw yourself a steaming hot bubble bath and even use the fancy bath bomb that Rosie bought you. After you get dressed, you make a charcuterie board and pour yourself a glass of wine as well before falling asleep to a Hallmark movie playing on your television. Itâs probably the best sleep youâve gotten over the past month.Â
You wake up in the morning feeling refreshed, a certain five-foot-nine burden lifted from your shoulders, and text all of your friends and family your holiday greetings. Rosie invited you out to her family gathering because she didnât want you to be alone on Christmas, but you declined. You decided to stay home and get some cleaning done. Of course, by cleaning, you mean boxing up all of Markâs stuff and donating it to Goodwill. You initially wanted to burn everything, but youâve committed enough arson already.Â
Just as youâre getting ready to make a hearty breakfast in preparation for the mass Mark exodus, you hear the door to your apartment being opened, and your blood runs cold when you realize you havenât changed the lock. Then your cold blood begins to boil at the audacity that Mark still must have in his pathetic little body to even dream of stepping foot in your home.Â
Gripping your frying pan tightly, you march out of the kitchen to greet him. Mark at least has the sense to shrivel back when he sees you approach him. To your delight, he looks absolutely terrible. Itâs obvious he didnât get any sleep nor did he feel the need to change out of his pajamas.Â
âI know youâre mad,â he says quickly, holding his hands out as if ready to block a punch.
âIf you actually knew that, you wouldnât have stepped foot in my apartment,â you say nonchalantly. âYou have ten seconds to give my key back to me and get the hell out before you have to call the cops again.â
âChill, chill,â he mutters, âIâm just here for my stuffââ
âDonât tell me to chill. Iâve always hated it when you tell me that. It makes you sound like a patronizing douchebag, which you are, of course,â you snap. âYouâre insane if you think Iâm going to let you just waltz in here and casually get your stuff. Most of which I paid for, by the way.â
âY/N, come on,â he sighs. âat least let me get my PC setup.â
That makes you burst out laughing. âHoly shit. You really have the gall to ask me for your PC setup? Are you on actual crack? Get the fuck out!â
âOkay, okay, okay. Iâm sorry, okay? Just one more thingââ
âDonât make me swear to Jesus on his birthdayââÂ
âMy mom wants you to come to the Christmas party this afternoon,â he blurts out, squeezing his eyes shut. âIâŠhavenât told her yet. I wanted us to tell her, um, together, after the party.â
He doesnât need to say it for you to understand what heâs implying. He wants to make it seem like the breakup was mutual to save his reputation and because he knows his mom will lose her mind. Heâs pretended to be her perfect little boy his entire life, a mommaâs boy to the very core, so he canât ever let her know what a bottomfeeder he is.Â
âIs this some sort of social experiment to see how far you can push my limits before I finally snap? Again?â you ask incredulously.Â
âPlease, Y/N. Iâll do anything. I wonât ask for my stuff anymore. I wonât tell anyone about the car thing. I promise you that you wonât ever see me again if you do me this favor,â Mark sputters.
You hate that you still hesitate, despite how much youâre disgusted by him. It makes you feel like you havenât completely axed the part of you that was in love with him, and that sickens you. However, Mrs. Lee has always been like a second mother to you, and it doesnât feel right to just cut her off without a proper goodbye just because her son is a cretin. You suppose this could be good closure for such an ill-fated relationship.Â
âYou swear on your life that youâll leave me alone forever after this?â you ask, crossing your arms.
Mark nods profusely.
âFine. Iâm only staying for an hour, and I donât care if the party isnât over yet. Weâre going to tell her within that period or else,â you state.Â
âThank you. Thank you so much, Y/N.â Mark opens his arms to hug you, and it takes every fiber in your being not to whack him across the head with your frying pan.Â
âDo not touch me,â you warn, âNow get out.âÂ
To his credit, he promptly hightails it out of your apartment (perhaps he finally noticed the murderous glint in your eye). You almost immediately regret agreeing, but you tell yourself that today is the last day that youâll ever have to deal with the likes of Mark Lee again. Putting a hold on cleaning, you get ready for the party instead, donning a cute holiday fit that you had prepared especially for today since it was supposed to be your anniversary. Now, it makes for a great revenge dress.Â
Mark had texted you to let you know to bring a gift since there would be a white elephant gift exchange, and half of you wants to call him and scream at him for not letting you know sooner and the other half is screaming at yourself for forgetting to block him. Not having enough time to go out and buy a gift, you decide to wrap up the scarf that you knitted for Mark. You stayed up all night after you got off work to make it for him, and it looks a bit wonky, but you thought he would appreciate it. You feel bad for whoever receives it, but there has to be a few duds in the mix or itâs not a true white elephant experience. Maybe they can use the scarf to wipe up their dogâs piss or something.
When you drive back to Markâs parentsâ house, itâs an ironic clash of atmospheres. The place is decked out with Christmas decorations, an amalgamation of rainbow lights, inflatable snowmen, and wreaths on every door and window. Yet, you can also see remnants of the dark burn marks in their driveway. Mark must have managed to call a tow to take his Cybertruck away just in the nick of time. You do wonder how he managed to explain the burn marks, though.Â
Taking in a deep breath, you hype yourself up in your car visor mirror before stepping out and walking to the front door. Before you can even knock, Mrs. Lee opens the door and envelops you in a bear hug. She smells like sugar cookies, and it occurs to you how much youâll miss her.Â
âOh, sweetie! Iâm so glad youâre here,â she coos, cupping your face. She then ushers you into the living room, linking her arm through yours. âI was so worried because I thought the two of you got into a fight while we were on our trip.â
You just smile uncomfortably. âO-Oh.âÂ
âA motherâs intuition is always right, you know,â she says, winking, âPlus, I knew something was off when Mark told us heâd be staying at our place for a couple nights. Poor boy was a mess, you know. He somehow managed to total his car in the driveway! Can you believe it? He really needs you around to whip him into shape!âÂ
You hope she canât see you holding in a laugh. As youâre walking, you scan the room for Mark, but heâs nowhere to be seen. It doesnât surprise you one bit that youâre being treated as fodder so he can hide in his room.Â
âAnyways, say hi to everyone!â She leads you directly into a circle of Markâs aunt and uncles. You give them all an awkward hello and try to slink away while they all converse, but one of Markâs aunts turns towards you.Â
âSo, how long have you and Mark been together, honey?â she asks.Â
âUm, about four yearsââ
âOh, but theyâve known each other for much longer than that. Seven years! Mark had the biggest crush on her, you know,â Mrs. Lee interjects.Â
âMy goodness, does that mean weâll be hearing wedding bells soon?â Markâs aunt teases. The rest of the circle oohs and ahhs, and you want to strangle yourself with a garland.Â
âI mean, what is he waiting for anyway? Heâs making loads of money on the Internet now, isnât he?â she continues.Â
âExactly. I want grandchildren, you know,â Mrs. Lee huffs.Â
Unable to bite back your words anymore, you clear your throat loudly. âI have something I need toââÂ
âOh, Y/N! Iâve been looking for you,â another voice chimes in.Â
All of you turn around, and a gasp nearly escapes you when you see Donghyuck standing in front of you. Heâs in a white cable knit sweater, and his wavy hair looks so fluffy that you almost want to reach out and touch it. His cheeks are a bit flushed, probably because heâs in such thick clothing (or Mrs. Leeâs famous spiked eggnog). Without his uniform on, he looks much softer, dreamier.Â
âYouâŠhave?â you ask, bewildered.Â
âYup! Come on, I gotta ask you something,â he answers cheerfully, gesturing for you to follow him.Â
Youâre a bit wary of what heâs scheming, but youâd rather risk it than have to deal with any more marriage talk, so you gladly let him whisk you away from the crowd. Donghyuck leads you to a less crowded part of the room, swiping a piece of chocolate cake when he walks past the dessert table, and tucks himself into a corner thatâs concealed by a giant Christmas tree.Â
âHere we go. I introduce to you my super covert corner that I stand in when I want to avoid nosy relatives,â he says in a sing-song voice before offering you the cake in his hand. âWould you like some German chocolate cake made by yours truly? Itâs pretty damn average, if I do say so myself.âÂ
You pause, only just now realizing that Donghyuck helped you out. You suppose you have nothing to lose, so you accept the cake. âOh. Thank you. So, you didnât have anything you wanted to ask me?âÂ
âWell, actually, I do,â he hums, giving you a sheepish grin. âYou set Markâs car on fire last night, didnât you?â
Part of you already expected this question coming, so you manage to keep your expression neutral. âAre you accusing me?âÂ
âWhy, I wouldnât dare. Besides, I donât need to. I know you did,â he says casually, shrugging.
Even though you should feel panicked, you donât. In fact, Donghyuck almost seems to find it amusing.Â
âDo you have proof?â
âMark told me,â he states sweetly.
You sigh loudly, immediately giving up the ruse. âI knew that damn lowlife would yap.âÂ
âSo, what did he do?âÂ
âOf course, he told you what I did but didnât tell you what he did,â you snort.Â
âWhat, he cheat or something?âÂ
âWorse.âÂ
You pull out your phone and show Donghyuck Markâs Discord DMs and watch his expression morph into disgust as you indulge in the cake he gave you. The dessert is perfectly average as he said, but thereâs something charming about it. In that way, the cake is quite similar to its maker.Â
âAs a government employee and resident fighter of fires, nothing justifies arson,â he states after a brief moment to collect his thoughts, âbut this comes pretty damn close.âÂ
You give him a smug I-told-you-so look.
âBut seriously, what you did was really dangerous, Y/N. You could have injured yourself badly. That jackass is not worth getting third-degree burns over. There are better ways to get revenge, you know,â he lectures.
âLike what?â You raise an eyebrow.
âI donât know, like TP or egg his car or something. Slash his tires?âÂ
âGod, are you from a 90s movie or something? Thatâs lame as hell,â you snort, taking another bite of cake.
âDig your key into the side of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive? Carve your name into his leather seats? Take a Louisville slugger to both headlights? Slash a hole in all four tires?â He wriggles his eyebrows.Â
âAre you quoting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood?â you ask incredulously.
âMaybe next time heâll think before he cheatsâŠâ Donghyuck sings, purposefully off-key.Â
You canât fight that smile that spreads across your face, and it eventually turns into a full-on belly laugh when he continues to sing. Itâs the first genuine laugh, the first moment of brief happiness and relief, that youâve felt in a long time. You thought you had it when you set Markâs car on fire, but something still coiled in the pit of your stomach like simmering, black smoke. In this tiny little corner that smells of pine needles and chocolate cake, you feel free like a clear sky after a long winter storm.
âFor the record,â Donghyuck says, voice gently dipping, âyouâve always been too good for him, and everyone knows itâincluding him. Heâll regret what he did to you for the rest of his life. Thatâs your revenge.âÂ
Your breath staccatos in your chest at his words. You tell yourself that he has always been a smooth talker, but he looks at you with such honesty and warmth that you want to believe him.Â
âHave you always been this sweet?â You meant for the words to come out in a teasing manner, but your voice is tinged with breathlessness.Â
Donghyuck grins, and his lips remind you of the heart-shaped lollipops that you see in the store during Valentineâs Day. âThe sweetest.âÂ
A part of you wonders what would happen if you craned your neck and kissed him right here and now. Not because youâre romantically interested in him, of course. Rather, it would be a spectacular way to get revenge on Mark. Most girls go for the brother or the best friendâmaybe even the dad if one is particularly ambitiousâbut the cousin is an untapped (pun NOT intended) medium for revenge.Â
You wonder if Donghyuck tastes like cookies or wine-filled chocolates or spiked eggnog or even fruitcake. You really hate fruitcake, but you suppose you wouldnât mind for the sake of revenge.Â
But you would never do that to him. Heâs much too kind of a person to be involved in you and Markâs mess. The fact that youâre able to confide in him and he actually takes your side is something that you truly appreciate. As much as you want to torment Mark, itâs best to just end it here.Â
âYou can use me too, you know,â Donghyuck adds.
âHuh?â You blink.
âFor your revenge,â he clarifies. âUse me. To make him jealous, to bully him, whatever you want.âÂ
For a moment, you almost believe he somehow read your mind.Â
âJust wanted to let you know,â he says, shrugging, âsince you probably think it would be too mean. Plus, I think you would need my help anyways.â
That makes you feel greatly offended. âWhat is that supposed to mean? You say that like I didnât set a car on fire.âÂ
âYouâre too naive in your thinking. Revenge doesnât always have to be loud and in your face like that. Itâs a lot more fun when you break them down psychologically in more subtle ways,â he explains.
âSo, youâas a government employeeâcanât approve of me committing arson because I got cheated on, but youâas a government employeeâcan casually and openly discuss waging psychological warfare on another civilian. On said person who cheated on me, who also happens to be your cousin because you seemed to have forgotten that, â you point out sardonically.Â
Donghyuck just smiles before slightly leaning in, eyes flickering down to your lips. You open your mouth to retort but your words instantly die in your throat, softly gasping when his hand brushes your chin as he reaches over and swipes a bit of chocolate frosting from your bottom lip with his thumb.Â
âSure I can,â he answers smoothly, âbecause, unlike a certain someone, I wonât get caught.âÂ
âI didnâtââ
âAnd by the way, Mark didnât tell me you set his car on fire.âÂ
You gawk at him as he walks past you with a content grin on his face. âNow come on, I hear my aunt calling for us.âÂ
Maybe you need to take back your earlier statement of Donghyuck being too kind. He might actually have more screws loose than you.
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You almost completely forget about Mark until he finally comes downstairs for the white elephant exchange. Youâre in such a daze from your earlier interaction with Donghyuck that you barely recoil when Mark takes a seat beside you on the couch, especially since Donghyuck is sitting in the rocking chair directly across from you.Â
The gift exchange begins once everyone has drawn a number, and you honestly just dissociate for the first half of it. Keeping your gaze trained on the piece of paper that has 26 scribbled on it, you donât look up until you feel Mark get up beside you and pick a gift from the pile. Youâre praying to both Jesus and Santa that he doesnât pick yours, but you suppose you've been deemed a sinner and also put on the Naughty List (maybe for setting your cheating exâs care on fire?) because Mark somehow manages to find yours in the pile of presents.Â
When he opens it, you can tell by the way he quickly glances at you that he knows itâs yours. After all, he saw you practicing your knitting throughout the week. He happily wraps it around his neck and beams proudly. âI love it.â
The way he carefully looks back at you makes you want to smack him into the new year. You know heâs trying to get on your good side, and you make it clear with your scowl that it isnât working.Â
Youâre actually grateful that itâs your turn next so that youâre able to get up and walk away from him. Wanting to get this entire situation over with, you haphazardly grab one from the top of the pile. Your heart sinks when you take out the stuffing paper from the bag and realize that itâs Markâs gift. You contemplate putting the paper back in and not opening it at all, but you cave under the pressure of all the expectant pairs of eyes on you.Â
In typical Mark fashion, his gift is a signed T-shirt of his own merch. Itâs an obnoxious yellow color with his Twitch username and a giant screen printed image of his face plastered across it. Heâs written his signature right over his forehead, so it makes him look like he has random chicken scratch on his face.Â
âOh, it must be destiny!â Mrs. Lee exclaims, clapping her hands together.Â
You force a smile before returning to your seat, doing everything in your power to ignore Markâs stupid giddy expression. Shoving the shirt back into the bag, you casually kick it away from you.Â
A couple more people take their turns, and youâre counting down the seconds to when this is finally over so you can go home. Eventually, itâs Donghyuckâs turn, and he saunters towards you and holds his hand out.Â
âGimme.â
You blink at him.
âYour gift. Iâm stealing it,â he explains, wiggling his fingers.Â
âYou wantâŠthis?â you ask, completely baffled.Â
âWell, duh. Itâs going to sell for a lot of money, you know.â He winks.Â
You canât help but laugh when you realize heâs helping you out again. âThis has to be unethical. Arenât you a government employee?âÂ
âGovernment employees need to make money too,â he replies, sighing.Â
âWell, if you really want it, I guess I have no choice,â you huff, faking exasperation before handing him the bag.Â
Youâre smiling when he takes it and walks back to his chair, and you hear Mark grumble something under his breath. Turning to him, you raise an eyebrow, snippily asking, âWhat?â
âI said,â he repeats so loudly that it reverberates throughout the room, âwhen did the two of you get so friendly?âÂ
A silence falls over everyone, and the two of you are now center stage.Â
âAre you really going to do this now?â you hiss.Â
âI noticed that the two of you were getting awfully cozy behind the Christmas tree earlier,â Mark retorts, shrugging.Â
Donghyuck gets up to intervene, but he doesnât have time to even react before you grab a pillow from the couch and chuck it in Markâs face.Â
âYouâve got some nerve. Was this your plan all along? To make me look like the bad guy in front of your family?â you demand, feeling your face grow hotter and hotter from rage. âYou and uwukittenbb69 were getting awfully cozy too, donât you think? Iâd say snug as a bug in a goddamn rug even.âÂ
Mark stands up in a flash, his eyes frantically glancing at his mom before pointing his finger at you. âBaby, I told you she was just a friend.âÂ
You nearly choke on air when you hear him call you that. Making a beeline towards the pile of presents, you begin to toss them at Mark with each question you add. âYou absolute lunatic. Do friends beg each other for pictures of their tits? Do friends write raps confessing their love for one another? Do friends blow off their anniversary with their girlfriend so that they can meet up for a quick booty call? And yes, Iâm saying quick because you and I both know itâll be a speedy endeavor.â
âWhat on Earth is going on?â Mrs. Lee cries out as Mark tries his best to swat away the presents being hurled at him.Â
âYouâre a psycho bitch,â Mark yells. âItâs not like I actually slept with her. We were just messing around online. You got jealous over nothing. And you set my car on fire!âÂ
âYou wanna see psycho?â you snap, throwing the present in your hands down onto the floor and marching towards him with your bare fists before you suddenly stop and take in your surroundings. You see the horror and shock on everyoneâs faces, the way theyâre looking at you, and then perhaps most clear of allâMarkâs expression. Heâs angry just like you, but thereâs a glimmer of victory in his eyes. As if heâs bested you in some manner.Â
And he has. Youâre the villain now.
Taking in a deep breath, you will yourself to walk over to Mark in a calm manner, looking him directly in the eye.Â
âYouâre nothing except a liar and a cheater, Mark Lee. That will never change that no matter how much you try to spin it in front of your family. You built your success off my back, and I hope that haunts you for the rest of your life. May you receive everything that youâve done to me tenfold. Thatâs all I want to sayââ You pause. âOh, and Iâve always thought your Cybertruck was fucking ugly.âÂ
You reach over and snatch the scarf from his neck before turning and walking out of the door, feeling like you finally managed to cut off the ball and chain around your ankle. Just as youâre about to reach your car, you hear someone calling after you.Â
âIâll drive you home,â Donghyuck says once he catches up to you.Â
âIâm not so distraught that Iâll become a hazard on the road,â you say wryly
âWell, when it comes to being around a car, youâve certainly proved that youâre not exactly at your most dangerous when youâre behind the wheel,â he jokes.Â
âYou may have a point,â you acknowledge, giving him a small smile.
âLet me drive you home, Y/N. Iâm worried about you,â he insists again, much quieter this time.Â
âHow are you going to get back then?â You raise an eyebrow.Â
âIâll call an Uber or something.âÂ
âThat would be such a waste of money,â you snort.
âNot if itâs for you,â he says almost instantly. His normally brown eyes almost look auburn when under the golden glow of the sunset.Â
Thereâs such determination, such assurance, such warmth in his gaze that you let yourself be surrounded with, no longer having the energy to resist him, and it feels like falling onto a soft cloud after a long, winding journey. For once, you just want someone to take care of you, even if itâs just for a moment.Â
âFine. Do as you please,â you relent, tossing him your car keys before walking around to the passenger side and climbing in.Â
Donghyuck looks relieved, beaming when he situates himself in the driverâs seat. You try not to be impressed with the way he easily backs out of the driveway with one hand on the steering wheel and the other on the headrest behind you, maneuvering the wheel with a deftness youâve never seen before. Then again, he does drive a massive fire truck on the daily, so your Toyota probably isnât much of a challenge for him.Â
He drives with his eyes staring straight down the roadâalmost too focusedâbecause you know heâs trying not to look at you. Probably because youâre making it abundantly clear that you donât want him to look at you, leaning your head against the window and away from him. It doesnât mean that you donât see his wandering eyes, almost as if it were second nature, drift back to you in the reflection of the window.
âPathetic, right?â you finally say, feeling suffocated by the heavy silence.
âWhatâs pathetic?âÂ
âMe.âÂ
âWhy would you be pathetic?â Donghyuck grips the steering wheel tightly, knuckles turning white as the leather creaks under the force of his hold.
âMark was right. I talked a big game in front of him, but in the end, I was just the psycho ex-girlfriend. I told myself that I would never let him hold my emotions hostage anymore. That I would erase any care I had for him left in me. Because indifference means that Iâm truly free. But I couldnât do it. I really hate him, to my very core, and that means he still has power over me. I hate that most of all. I want him to feel the same pain I did, and I want to exact revenge on him, but at the same time, I want to move on with my life. Iâm like a dog chasing my own tail; itâs pathetic.âÂ
You wanted to sound more lighthearted about this, turn it into a joke, but Donghyuck seems to draw out a vulnerability within you that makes you want to tell him everything youâve been trying to desperately ignore.Â
âY/N, youâre dealing with the end of a long-term relationship. Itâs only natural that you have confusing and conflicting feelings about everything. Youâre not pathetic; youâre human. Mark stole your girlhood and your youth, and itâs going to take time for you to heal from that. Itâs impossible to immediately get back on your feet after what he did to you. None of this is your fault, so donât ever berate yourself,â Donghyuckâs voice trembles as he speaks. âI promise you that one day, youâre going to wake up and youâll realize that you donât remember what Mark's favorite food is. His favorite movie. His favorite color. Then youâll realize that you can barely even remember what his face looks like when heâs sad, happy, angry. Eventually, youâll forget about him entirely, and all the pain he caused you will just be seconds of your life that evaporates from your mind completely.â
When he speaks to you like thereâs nothing heâs more sure of in this world, it makes you want to believe him. You want to be his promise.Â
âThank you, Donghyuck,â you whisper, placing your hand on top of his for just a moment before pulling away. Your touch is feather light, but you hope he didnât notice the way your fingertips lingered a second longer.Â
The two of you fall quiet again, but this time, the silence is much more comfortable now. Youâre almost disappointed when he pulls into your apartment complex, unsure of how to say goodbye to him.Â
âWould you like some hot cocoa or something?â you blurt out when he parks. âI think I have some in my apartment.â
You donât realize how suggestive your offer sounds until itâs too late. Donghyuck hesitates for a moment, and you can tell heâs debating on if he should tease you about it or not. To your surprise, he doesnât.
âNah, itâs okay. Itâs getting dark soon, so I should head back.â He pulls out his phone and starts ordering an Uber.Â
âWant me to wait with you then?â Youâre not sure why you keep insisting on staying with him, but this day has been so batshit insane that you almost feel like a passenger in your own body.Â
âProbably not a good idea,â he chuckles.
Now, you feel both confused and slightly offended again.
âAnd why is that? I know Iâve been a bit of a menace today, but stillâŠâ you trail off awkwardly.Â
Donghyuck pauses for a moment as he stares at you; his face is closer to yours than itâs ever been because youâre sitting right next to him. You can tell heâs thinking very carefully about his next words. It occurs to you that, for a guy as seemingly flippant as him, he is actually quite thoughtful.
âYou know, Iâve been compared to Mark my entire life,â he begins, musing.Â
âSoooâŠyou didnât want me to wait with you because youâre gearing up for a trauma dump?â You raise an eyebrow.Â
Donghyuck holds his hand up in front of you, shushing you. âShh, let me have my big moment.âÂ
âSorry. Please proceed.âÂ
âAhem. As I was saying, I was but a poor, innocent wee boy living in the shadow of the golden child in our family. Mark was always the more athletic, the funnier, the more charming one. His grades were ass, but he always managed to get out of trouble because he was the favorite. When I got my job as a firefighter and he was unemployed, my family barely congratulated me or even acknowledged it at all because they were afraid they would upset Mark. You see, Iâve actually lived quite a tragic life,â Donghyuck sniffles, wiping away a fake tear.Â
âWhat a shame that they canât see how wonderful you are,â you chime in, a smile in your voice.Â
Your honesty in response to his joke visibly catches him off guard, and he blinks a couple of times before your words finally register.Â
âRight?â he huffs dramatically, but he canât seem to meet your eyes completely as a light flush dustes his face and ears. âBut fret not, I didnât particularly mind. It was nice not having to live up to any expectations. Besides, I was happy for Mark when he finally got successful as a streamer. We were raised like brothers, and I always admired him. I was proud of him.âÂ
âHa, little did you knowââ
âAll this to say that, growing up, Iâve never been once jealous of Mark,â Donghyuck states proudly.Â
Then he slowly looks over at you with longing eyes, almost as if his body turning itself towards you is a natural reflex. His expression is so soft and affectionate that it nearly takes your breath away.Â
âThat is, until he met you.âÂ
So, this is what Donghyuck looks like when heâs in love. You wonder if it would ever be possible for you to wake up one day and not remember it.Â
But you arenât sure if you return his feelings in the same way. Just like you couldnât bring yourself to use him for your revenge, you canât bring yourself to ask him to wait for you while you figure out the mess of your current emotional state. The one who loves more always loses, and you donât want to lose Donghyuck.Â
âI just wanted to tell you that,â he continues, âIâm not expecting a response. Itâs for the better you donât respond right now anyways. If you want to pretend like this conversation was all a bad dream conjured up by sleep paralysis and never want to talk about it again, Iâm okay with that too.âÂ
You smile.Â
âButâŠif youâre able to, just look my way sometimes. Iâll do everything in my power to keep your attention, even if I have to get on a unicycle with a clown nose and juggle. And, if one day, you find yourself looking for me on your own, let me know. Then, Iâll ask for an answer,â Donghyuck promises. Â
True to your word, you donât give him an answer. Instead, you take the scarf thatâs been laying across your lapâthe scarf with a few holes thanks to missing yarn and sections where you accidentally knitted the pattern in the wrong direction. Now itâs a bit stretched out due to you snatching it off Mark.Â
But this scarf, as average (maybe even less) as it may be, is charming in its own way.Â
Leaning forward, you wrap the scarf around Donghyuckâs neck. He watches you in complete awe, in a trance, as if he were in a dream and any movement would wake him up.Â
âI should head inside now,â you say quietly, trying not to giggle at his stupefied expression.
He only nods dazedly, and youâre certain that would have been his reaction regardless of what you said. It takes a few more beats for your words to actually click before he clears his throat loudly. âRight. Yes. You should.âÂ
He hands you your keys back before stepping out of the car and opening your door for you. âIâll wait down here until you get inside, and then Iâll go meet my Uber.âÂ
âThanks for driving me,â you say, realizing you never thanked him.Â
âYouâre welcome. Good night, Y/N.â Donghyuck puts his hands in his pockets and tucks his chin into the scarf as he watches you go.
As your hand hovers over the doorknob, you know you should just open the door and walk inside so you donât keep him waiting in the cold. You really shouldnât look back because it would mean that you wanted to. Not because he asked you to.Â
But you do. You look backâ
only to meet his eyes, the two of you exchanging knowing smiles.
extra | is it me? am i the drama? i donât think iâm the dramaâŠ
r/AmITheAsshole
u/justgirlythings-arson119 âą 9h
(UPDATE) AITA for setting my cheating exâs car on fire? (and then falling for his cousin)
So, it turns out my cheating ex got catfished. His supposed Discord kitten was actually some random guy and his friend who were dicking around. They ended up leaking the DMs so theyâre all public now for those who would like to read them (by now, Iâm sure you all know who my cheating ex is). I would highly advise against listening to the rap confession though. Godspeed if you choose to. I am also selling his expensive PC setup on Facebook Marketplace if anyoneâs interested. Happy New Year!
P.S. I ended up inviting the cousin over for hot cocoa. Heâs very sweet.Â
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pissrevolver1122 âą 8h rip bozo got catfished by me n bro for some robuxÂ
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pooprevolver0205 âą 8h canât believe bro actually jacked off to a pic of knees LMAO â„ â„Ł 1.9k â„„
piss-k1nk0219 âą 2h yall are about to have the awkwardest family get togethers ever lmao
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bigsnowballs0813 âą 4h $5 and an iced coffee for the pc take it or leave it
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femboyluvr0701 âą 1h are u gonna set the cousin's car on fire too
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justgirlythings-arson119 âą 1h probably not heâs very good at putting out fires :(Â â„ â„Ł 482 â„„
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Leah Williamson x Child!Reader
Summary: Leah gets in trouble
"He-Hello? Hello? Jord...Jord, I can't hear you. Give me a moment."
The sound of the music and the crowd surrounds Leah as she steps a bit further away, shoving her phone as close to her ear as she can manage.
"Jordan! Jordan?! Can you hear me?!" She's practically screaming down her phone, straining her ears for even an inkling of Jordan's voice.
"Leah Cathrine Williamson!" Is what she gets in return. "Why is that music so loud?!"
"It's a festival, Jordan," Leah says back with an eye roll," I'm near the stage and-"
"And if you're near the stage, who exactly is with our child?! Seeing as it's nearly midnight so she should be in bed!"
Leah freezes, a bolt of lightning running down her spine as she glances towards her friends.
You're bouncing along to the music as her cousin pours some of your fruitshoot into a little plastic cup so you feel like you're being included in all the drinking the adults around you are doing.
A worried chuckle comes out of Leah's mouth that she hopes Jordan doesn't hear.
"Our kid? Our little Lovebug?"
"Yes!" Jordan snaps down the phone. "Bug! Our child, Leah. Our child who should definitely be in bed right now!"
"Well, she is in bed!" Leah lies," Fast asleep. I gave her a kiss good night and everything. My cousin's called it a night so she's babysitting."
"Really?" Jordan sounds like she doesn't believe her even down the phone. "So if I go on Instagram right now, I won't see any pictures or videos of our daughter partying in the dark?"
"No," Leah says, calling Jordan's bluff," No pictures or videos of our Bug."
The music is so loud that Leah can't hear Jordan's answering hum. To be honest, she's not really focussing on the call anyway.
Her friends have formed a little half circle around you as you bounce along to the Coldplay song playing, cheering you on as you get more and more into it.
A soft smile plays on Leah's lips as she watches and she's so engrossed that she almost misses Jordan's next words.
"So if Bug's in bed then you wouldn't mind switching to a videocall and show me what's going on?"
"Jord-"
"You know I'm not actually asking, Leah."
Guiltily, Leah switches to a videocall.
Unlike her, who is in a muddy field with pounding music, Jordan's curled up on her sofa back home in Birmingham. She's got Blu on her lap fast asleep and a soft blanket wrapped around her shoulders.
She looks cosy and snug back at home and Leah flashes her a nervous smile.
"And now you can flip the camera."
"Oh? Are you sure? Why don't we-"
"Leah. The camera. I'd like to see our child."
Begrudgingly, and because she knows that there is no way out of it, Leah flips the camera around.
"Mum!" You call out, bouncing enthusiastically from within the half circle around you," Mum, are you flimin' me? We're goin' to show Bear and auntie Kei?"
"Er...I've got Mummy on the phone actually!" Leah calls back to you and you stop bouncing immediately.
You shove your see through cup of fruitshoot off to Leah's cousin and hurry over, practically trying to climb Leah to get even a glimpse of Jordan.
"Mummy? Mummy! Mummy! Mum, help! Want to see Mummy!"
Leah hefts you up onto her hip, flipping the camera again so Jordan can see you both together.
"Mummy!" You exclaim, happily wiggling in Leah's arms," Mummy, did you see me dancin'? I can dance!"
Both Jordan and Leah aren't quite sure whether they classify what you do as dancing. Bouncing is probably a more apt decision.
You've been a bouncer since your birth practically. Your old baby bouncer was probably your favourite toy of them all and from the moment you first heard music, you've bounced along to it.
"And what a good dancer you are!" Jordan says, beaming at you," Are you having fun with Mum?"
"I am!" You say, bobbing your head up and down happily," Mum says at a festival there is no bedtime! And-"
Leah's mouth comes up to cover your mouth as she quickly tries to do damage control.
"What Bug means is there's no bedtimes for adults-"
"No, you said that there was no Bug Bedtime," You interrupt, prying her hand away from your mouth," You said there were no rules. Just not to tell Mummy..." You eyes widen as you look at Leah's phone. "Oh, sorry, Mum."
Leah sighs. "It's fine, Bug. Mummy would have found out either way."
"Mummy's very smart."
"Yes she is."
"And very, very angry at you, Leah," Jordan says," It's bedtime for Bug now."
"What? But Mummy-"
"Bedtime for sleepy little Lovebugs," Jordan says, her voice back to the soft one she always uses when addressing you," Because it's way past little bugs and their bedtimes."
"Mummy-"
"I love you, my Lovebug."
You huff. "Love you too, Mummy."
"Take. Her. To. Bed. Leah."
"Will do, Jords. Night."
"Goodnight."
The calls is dropped in the next second and you look up at Leah, tilting your head to the side.
"Is it really bedtime for little Lovebugs?" You ask and Leah grins.
"I don't think your Mummy can be mad if you get an extra five minutes...maybe another hour."
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anything for you âą bokuto k.
synopsis: dating pro!volleyball player Bokuto Koutarou meant that you dealt with a lot of hate that you didn't expect. That lead to a severe newly developed eating disorder that you hid away from your boyfriend, until he found out.
warnings: eating disorder, starving, recovery, healthy meals, emotionally intelligent Bokuto helps you, social media hate, comfort, angst and fluff
This is the sixth day you've gone without food; you could feel hunger pains slowly drifting away. You dreaded the next time they would come, begging for nutrients. Swallowing another sip of diet coke, you didn't worry about it.
After all, you have always told yourself that being skinny means being pretty.
How you desperately wanted to be pretty. How you craved it more than anything else. And fuck, it did hurt to have to keep this newfound development away from your boyfriend, Bokuto.
You both have been in a relationship for almost two years now. You remember that fateful day where you had met him by accident after going to a game for your cousin who loved a certain volleyball player.
You couldn't remember who exactly it was because you were just so captivated by the tall and muscular player who was rumbustious and oozed masculinity.
He had caught your eye and unbeknownst to you, you had also caught his as well. At the end of the game, when he was finished with interviews about his teams' win, he actually came up to you instead to talk about how long you've been a fan.
"Oh! This is my first game, I'm actually here with my cousin." You nervously chuckled, the large volleyball player in front of you making you feel giddy.
"Hey, hey, hey! Did you like my skills? Since you're new can you really tell me how it looked?" The man exclaimed, he sure was a wild one, you could already tell that.
His owlish black and white hair streaks paired with his aureolin colored, astonishing eyes. He sure was definitely blessed, not just in his physical appearance but in his game play too.
You made sure to tell him just that, especially when he scored points for his team. You weren't really sure of volleyball lingo, but you knew that he was unquestionably an eminent player.
"So, would you mind going to dinner with me? I'd love to talk more with you in some place that isn't crowded." He slyly asked, smooth moving into asking you out.
Who are you to say no to someone like him?
In the end, you agreed, and that first date was one of many that lead up to the point of him asking you to be his girlfriend. In which you obviously said yes. However, coming back to your situation right now, it was a shame that things turned out the way they did.
The more you and Koutarou had been with one another, the more self-conscious you got from social media platforms of his fans calling you all sorts of obscenities.
The main one that got you was being called fat, never in your life where you called that. You were raised to eat regular healthy portions, had your fair share of exercise and quite frankly, you felt confident in your skin, even if you were more on the curvy side of things.
That bit of information made you slowly start harming yourself. You would tell yourself that just skipping one meal wouldn't hurt, besides you didn't need the calories anyway?
Then it was every Tuesday you wouldn't eat, then thrice a week, and so on. The cycle continued until you got sick and had to call out of work.
Surviving on gum packets and diet coke honestly got you nowhere.
You could feel yourself getting skinnier, in which you'd end up pretty in the end. That's what you wanted right?
As you pretended that everything was fine, dandy, and normal, a specific night had made everything flip upside down.
Bokuto was finally home after a traveling season, being gone for three weeks was rough on the both of you. You missed him like crazy and couldn't stand to be away from him but were silently thankful he'd been gone so long for other reasons.
"Hey baby," He pulled you closer on your shared queen-sized bed. The clothes you were wearing were his and thankfully so because hiding your progress was the only way you could keep going.
"What do you want me to order for dinner tonight? I don't want to fret you to cook for me, and besides, I need a little cheat day." Kou groaned at the thought of eating healthy prepped meals, like had been for the weeks he was gone to keep his energy up.
Bokuto had missed you like crazy; he was head over heels for you too. After all, he's the one who asked you out in the first place.
After seeing you that day, in all your glory, you were absolutely beautiful to him. He wasn't sure why he was drawn to you, but he knew that he needed to talk with you and well, that ended up with you both dating, so he didn't mind the outcome.
His eyes were focused on his phone, scrolling through the numerous food restaurants in the area for the both of you to choose from. His hair was damp from the shower he just took, as well as comfy lounge clothes to lay around in.
When he originally came back, something about you was off. He couldn't pinpoint it just yet, he was waiting for you to give a hint, a slip up, something so he could connect with you emotionally.
Koutarou knew he was emotionally helpful and in tune with himself, which was something he only became better at since high school.
The TV played a few loud noises in the background, something to distract your mind from the thoughts of food.
Your mouth watered; your stomach demanded something other than diet coke and a few measly low-cal snacks that boost your energy when you needed to do something. Like needing the energy to entertain Bokuto since he was finally home.
You wanted to hold off on telling Bokuto anything, you knew he'd want you to be healthy and not severely and deathly thin.
But in your mind, that was the definition of pretty, you'd do anything to be good enough for him and being deathly skinny is what everyone on twitter was telling you to do.
You cringed away from his touch a bit, disguising it as just moving around to get comfortable. You didn't want him to know, you feared he would take the only thing that's brought you some security since he's been gone.
"Hm? Oh, I'm not really hungry. I ate a huge breakfast this morning." You lie through your teeth, it sounded believable sure, but Kou was better than that.
He wasn't going to take that bait just yet.
"Oh yeah? That's good baby, what'd you eat? I bet it was something so delicious, like your French toast. Oh, God! I've been craving that so much." Bokuto knew what he was doing, he wasn't dumb, just emotionally smart enough to do something like this to make you admit what was wrong.
Of course he's seen the way you look. Your face was a bit slimmer, you moved less, the dishes looked untouched in the cabinet the same way they were when he left.
If his suspensions were right, this may have gone on longer than he presumed, which kind of stung.
How could you keep something like this away from him? Did you not trust him enough to confide in him and ask for help? You brought him back to the present by answering his question.
"I went out this morning for breakfast when I took a walk." You nonchalantly said, not wanting this conversation to continue any further.
You wanted to say that you needed to take a bath, but he's already seen every part of that dead body you don't bear anymore.
You felt trapped to say the least.
You watched as Bokuto silently turned off the TV and turned towards you with all seriousness. That wasn't a face you saw on a daily basis, you feared what he would say next.
"How long have you been dealing with this eating disorder?" His words made you freeze, your instinct was to lie again. But was it really okay to lie to your boyfriend like this?
"I..I don't know what you're talking about. I told you I went out to eat this morning, Kou." You delude, averting your eyes to stare at the decor you both put on the walls of this shared apartment.
He wraps his hands around your hoodie covered arms and turns you to look at him in the eyes. His own searched yours for the answer, for the why. The smallest bit of anger he possessed when he realized what you were doing was long, long gone by now.
He possessed worry, anxiety, and fear for your health.
"Please, baby, please talk to me about this. I'm not mad, I promise. I'mâI'm just very concerned about you right now." He pleads with you, you can't stand to see that look in his eyes either, those beautiful eyes you fell in love with.
You know you're causing him worry, probably pain too from the way you've lied to him.
You turned away and blew out a sigh, "A while, it's not a big deal. It's... I'm fine. I'm managing it, soâyou don't have to worry about it."
"Not a big deal? Not a big deal, Y/n? You've been hurting yourself for whoever knows how long and lied about it. Do you even know what you're doing to yourself? Why? What happened to have made you resort to something as harmful as this?"
"Please... just-just talk with me?" Koutarou implored emotionally, he was trying so hard not to shed tears right now. This was about you, not how you were making him feel. And he'd be damned if he guilt-tripped you like that.
Your eyes welled up with tears you didn't think you were capable of. Starving yourself never made you feel regretful of what you were doing, only carefree that you wouldn't have to be the so-called 'pig' social media referred to you as.
"I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I just-I needed," You took a deep breath in before trying to continue.
"I just didn't want to hurt you by doing this to myself. I just wanted to be pretty for you." You cried, allowing yourself to actually feel bad and seeing what you were doing in another light. It was horrible, you felt horrible.
"Hey, hey..." He pulled you close, taking your frame into his. He could feel you now, the sheer size of you was smaller now, not too much but noticeably so since he was able to pick you up when you were not starved.
He rocked you back and forth as you cried, mumbling out apologies and small reasons why you did it. Bokuto would get to that later, but for now he needed to comfort you and make sure you both were on the same page of helping you get to recovering.
"I'm always here for you, through thick and thin. Sickness and health." He paused, "I know those are wedding vows, but they work too." He half smiled at you, trying to make you brighten just a bit.
Over the course of the night, it only got worse for you, feeling wise, and better for Koutarou so he could help you get on the path you needed to be.
The words he would always chant had replaced the negativity that encased your thoughts for almost a month.
'I'm always here for you'
They were such simple and kind words that it made you almost tear up every single time too.
Needless to say, recovery was hard. Very fucking hard. You had leaned on Bokuto as your pillar when you pushed yourself to get better and focus on your health instead of anything else.
The nights you wanted to revert back into your unhealthy lifestyle were numerous, but your pillar was always one step ahead to finding a healthy meal and a good path to walk on together after dinner.
Koutarou was exceedingly furious when he had asked for you to tell him what the reason was that you did this to yourself.
The why.
And he wasnât prepared for you to pull out your phone and open twitter, the app you would usually go to when the hunger pains got too much.
He scrolled through your feed, seeing nothing but rudeness towards you, ridiculing you, tearing your person down when you have not even done anything.
He was so enraged that he sent out a public message without speaking to his publicist first, noting in his head that he needed to check with them about these comments of his girlfriend heâs been with since forever, and figure out how long they knew.
The public message was a threat that he wouldnât stand for the impropriety any longer, if he heard even the littlest thing, he would personally have them held accountable and sue for hate crimes.
You were absolutely in awe watching him defend you from the merciless people that ridiculed you for something that was so physical and meaningless if youâre healthy.
It made you not want to ever be in the spotlight again but you knew that Bokuto being there was your light that heâd welcome you to hide in.
He kissed you on your forehead and snuggled into you, soothing you after he sent the public message. âItâs fixed, baby. You donât have to worry about that ever again, I got you.â
You felt grateful for him, without your Kou you wouldn't know what to do. So, since then you both have found an abundant number of recipes that include everything you may need to help keep you full and feeling happy.
"Ready for our walk, baby?" Kou asked you, whilst you zipped up your matching jumpsuits, he had personally ordered for the both of you. He wanted to make your recovery a positive experience and help you out the best he could.
"You bet." You paused, keeping the loving eye contact the both of you held. "Thank you, I mean it. You're so big-hearted and considerate." You admitted, elated that you found someone who would go through hell with you.
"Of course, baby," He leaned down to kiss your temple, "Anything for you."Â
a/n: another comfort piece because why not? requests are open (PLEASEEEE) haha, i hope you enjoyed & use bokuto as a pillar to help yourself get better if you need <3
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