#weenie the hotdog

[lovertm]

character keychains, part 1 by winterrkatt

[hottdoggblogg]

[smile-files]

can we add weenshel to pl bluesky. is that allowed

[princessmystreet]

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[demonir]

I open tf2 and I see this

what the FUCK is he wearing

[fieriframes]

[Hunter and I, well, we're jumping into things with one of our favorites, and that is a hotdog. Not any hotdog, but it's a Super Duper Weenie hotdog out of Connecticut.]

[trasho-pando2011]

That weenie man song is stuck in my head aaaaaa

[stastrodome]

The beauty in everyday life was noted and appreciated because I was loved. 

[euclydya]

everyone in every roster has fuckin. Tropes or whatever they Have to fill in some way even if it makes no sense for their source self like. ok we always gotta have a Manic/ADHD One [Electrochem & HL]. We always need a Psychosis One, or Multiple [Inland, Drama, Encyclo, pretty much the entire Intellect group ironically enough]. We need a Dude Who's Got SOME Semblance Of Common Sense, even if it's just Sometimes [Volition, Composure].

AND THEN WE ALWAYS HAVE THE GUY WHO NEEDS TO MAKE WEIRD CONCOCTIONS OR THEY'LL DIE LIKE WHY IS MY *THING* MAKING DERANGED FOOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

[kingboudica]

I’m working on the design for my backup character, Frankie Von Hund, for the Crown of Candy inspired campaign. He’s a disgraced hotdog guard and his whole vibe can be boiled down to “I’m not a bad dog, I don’t know why I bite”

[thornestar]

Collaborater? I don’t even know her!

Me: an anthropomorphic hotdog dancing to planet hotdog would be so funny!

friend: You must include my weenie dog, he wants to be an animated hotdog star

Me: done! The hotdog should wear catsup and mustard lids for a hat!

Friend: Max wants a hat too!

Me: Pillbox hat or a propeller hat?

Friend: Propeller of course! He needs a weenie girlfriend to wear the pillbox hat!

[x-crowmancer-x]

hey guys check it out

real quick just look

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cocktail weenie

[hottdoggblogg]

[torchiiko]

todsy my sistet and i found a tiktok of gumshoe w ith the Weenie Man song and its on loop in my head

[prettypinkporkchop]

❤️❤️❤️ Clumsy reader who since childhood was always accident prone always manages to get cuts and bruises but she’s used to it so she just laughs them off but her imprint embry always gets a small heart attack when she’s hurt that he even tells the pack and imprints to watch her when he’s not around cause she’s pregnant

We love a protective man

You stub your toe on the table at Billy's house. You hiss and lean forward, your baby bump above the table.

"Hey.." Embry says, grabbing your waist.

You look back and smile at him. "No, baby. I'm okay!" You giggle.

"I've got to baby proof the house for you, not the baby." Jacob jokes, setting down your plate of food.

"Not a bad idea." Embry agrees. He sits you down on the chair next to Quil.

Quil eyes you and then look up at your face. "May I feel?" He smiles.

Quil is so excited to be an uncle to Embry's baby. Embry had always been his bestest friend, same with Jake.

You nod your head, smiling at him. He lights up like a kid and gently places his hand on your stomach. He looks over at Embry, who has his arms crossed with an adorable smile.

"He's kicking." Quil gushes.

"He sure is an active baby." Embry smirks.

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You step backward, looking at the sign Emily hung up in the living room. You observe its placement. You slightly tilt your head, doing so, you simply lose balance, and Paul grabs your arms.

"Jesus Christ, y/n. Embry will kill me if I don't watch your every move." He chuckles.

You stand straight and look at him laughing. "I'm not that bad. I'll be alright!"

"No, you won't be. Thanks, Paul." Embry walks inside from helping Sam outside. He wraps his arm around your waist and kisses the top of your head.

"Come on. Let's go get y/n some food." Emily ushers you all at the table.

Everyone else walks inside. Sam grabs Emily and kisses her cheek.

"Guys, please. If you're around her," Embry points at you, "watch her. When I'm not beside her, please. Pregnant and clumsy don't mix." He says.

Jared grabs Embrys shoulders from behind him. "Don't worry, brother. We've got this shit." He laughs, patting his back and then sitting down.

"Guys! I'm okay! Don't be so dramatic." You roll your eyes.

"Y/n, no offense, but even I'm scared." Kim says from the doorway.

Emily places a plate of food in front of you, and you start eating.

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You try to stand up out of your chair at the bonfire to grab some hotdogs.

Embry is quick to stand up before you and grab onto you. "Baby girl, wait for me to get you." He whispers in your ear.

You softly pat his arm away. "I've got this, Em." You giggle.

"Don't care. Where you headed?" He says with assertiveness.

"Table. I want a hotdog." You look at his face. He smiles down at you. He leans down to peck your lips.

"I'll roast the weenie for you. You sit here. Don't move." He helps you back into the chair.

Embry comes back with a stick and a weenie, placing it in the fire.

"Aye, can you roast one for me?" Paul asks.

Embry flips him off. You giggle and cover your mouth.

"I want princess treatment sometimes." Paul turns you with a smile.

"How much longer until the baby boy is here?" Rachel asks, looking over Paul.

You sigh and rub your stomach. "Any freaking minute now!"

"Yeah, that's why the clumsy girl stays still." Embry scoffs.

He sits next to you after making your hotdog. He kisses your cheek and then whispers in your ear. "You're mine to protect. I love you."

This sends butterflies in your stomach. "I love you, too."

[nunalastor]

All of this to say. This is going to become a 🥁🥁🥁hotdog blog. I just can't stop thinking about Alastor in a hotdog costume ):

Sometimes you gotta sit back with your AUs and question "did I really like the show or do I just want to turn every show into this other show that I actually liked better" because sometimes you gotta accept that you're really just into the other show and not the current fandom you participate in.