#im assuming its a hotdog

[demonir]

I open tf2 and I see this

what the FUCK is he wearing

[thatdeadaquarius]

I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-

MINCE YOUR WORDS.

IN ONE SENTENCE.

PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.

Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-

No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-

No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-

And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:

'One with the Floor!'

One with the what?

'Shake your ass, sir!'

Cue spitting tea-

(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.

Aight, imma just.. go.

*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖

Also @2:20

For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon

I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀

^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON

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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)

"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)

"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)

...

You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??

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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences

Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)

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People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:

Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔

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Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else

Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,

(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)

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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING

Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡ the beloveds:

@karmawonders

✨️✨️✨️✨️💖✨️✨️✨️✨️

[carnagesaw]

Heard from the kirimi hotdog post that you're getting into sgt frog and it made me think about how both series can and will give you the most insane tonal whiplash when it gets serious

puting it under read more cause its not mo4 continue on if udgaf

IVE HEARD OF THAT ACTUALLY YEAH i dont read manga / watch anime that much anymore im way more of a video game guy than reading / watching but ive seen from other older fans that a lot of the serious moments kind of just smack you into the storyline. which is really funny since i didnt expect that of funny frog story. i juts started watching because keroro looked cute and i got a dororo fig from a gacha store LOL . also look at him hes so chunky 🫶

wish he retained this look but i understand why they went with the more ‘ cute ‘ (idk if thats the right word id describe it as but also i assume the mangaka . Thats just how the style changed yk)

[sphylor]

🎃🎵🧛

🎃 - Favorite Halloween tradition?

spooky soup!!! its just cream of tomato soup (blood) peeled and chopped potato chunks (eyeballs) and cut up hotdogs (fingers) but its so good and warm and comforting and filling dhfhhsh

🎵 - Favorite Halloween song?

monster mash..? i didnt know there were halloween songs fhdhhfd

🧛 - Favorite movie monster/character?

hmmmm im assuming this means like a spooky/horror movie character and i can probably count on one hand how many of those ive seen fhdhhfhd do fnaf characters count?? i guess Bonnie from the fnaf movie honestly

[skylilac]

hello. i am talking about "thinking of you (every time summer says goodbye)" again and. when you said keefe finished his hotdog in two quick bites... how much of the hotdog was left?? did he fucking. inhale half a hotdog?? more?? less?? avery how much hotdog was left. was it reasonable to finish in two quick bites or should he have fucking choked to death without every getting that sweet sweet pool kiss he'd been dying to have for like. a whole year

ive never eaten a hot dog before???? idk????? it looks fairly chompable tho. like its just a skinny bread bun w meat in it right. i feel like i could eat it in like five bites. so assuming im right and not thinking too highly of human capabilities then maybe keefe had 2/5ths of a hot dog left?? he feels like the kinda person to eat way too fast and barely chew maybe he’s used to this i truly dont know anything anymore

[theconquerorwormhoard]

(For a lack of asks, I have resorted to posting old drafts ✌️ originally this is what I was writing for @honey-im-hotdog but halfway through I changed my mind 🥴)

Touch - The Twelfth Doctor x Reader

You and the Doctor had confessed your feelings for each other when you two found yourselves facing death. It wasn't a rare occurrence; traveling with the Doctor meant that you faced danger nearly every time you stepped out of the TARDIS. But this time had felt more real, the threat more present, and as the two of you sat tied back to back, in a spaceship flown by a madman on a course into a dying star, you found yourself pouring out your feelings. You thought there was no way that he felt the same way, not in a million years, but he did, and he told you as much, regretful he hadn’t told you sooner and remorseful he’d made you feel that your feelings weren’t reciprocated.

In the end, the two of you found some wild solution, and you were left to travel the time vortex once again. Except there’d been a change. Neither of you were sure what happened now.

Not much of your routine (if you could call it that) changed; the two of you still traveled, and although he hated to admit it, he still worried over you. When the two of you left the TARDIS, he watched you like a hawk. One thing you'd wondered about was touch, seeing as he'd never seemed very comfortable with hugs and physical displays of affection before, and the last thing you wanted was to make him uncomfortable.

As you suspected, he wasn't one for public displays of affection; the most he would do outside the TARDIS was hold your hand, but he did it often. If you two walked anywhere, chances are you were holding hands. In more crowded places, it made him feel a little better, like he was worried that you’d slip away.

In private, he very slowly opened up. It started with short hugs, after a hard day or another kidnapping or doomsday, always brief and soft enough to not make you feel trapped, but very nice. Over time, he would hold you for longer, and before long, he found himself seeking out your hugs whenever he felt stressed or frustrated, which was much more often than he’d care to admit.

You stood next to him by the console and he’d rest his hand over yours, turning over a million questions and puzzles in his magnificent mind and silently asking you to ground him. His touches always felt electric, like there was a foreign sort of static resting underneath his skin. You stood in the light of some new fantastic anomaly, and he’d reach for you in the belief that the only thing that could make this better would be holding your hand, basking in the face of discovery with you by his side.

It quickly became clear that he had trouble voicing his feelings, preferring immensely to simply show you, whether that be through a tiny smile over the console or his thumb tracing what had to be Gallifreyan letters into the back of your hand. You learned to speak his language of small touches and adoring glances, although you told him every chance that you could that you loved him.

He loved the way your face looked framed in his hands as he cupped your cheeks and allowed himself to get lost in your eyes. He hated this regeneration, this body with its incessant lines and stern nature, but he assumed there had to be some good in it, with the way you looked back at him. There had to be some good in it if you loved him.

You’d assumed cuddling would be out of bounds, but as it turned out, as long as he initiated it, he loved to. You’d been sitting together in one of the TARDIS’ many rooms on an enormous plush couch, him reading to you from a book, although what it was about you couldn’t recall to save your life. He’d draped one of his arms over the back of the couch, and you moved a little closer after a chapter. A smile flickered across his face and he beckoned you closer, wrapping his arm around your shoulders and holding you close as he continued to read. From here, you felt so unbelievably warm, like sunlight, and the two of you were reluctant to finally part.

His kisses were always unbelievably gentle, ghosting his lips against your cheek or pressing softly against yours like he was afraid he’d break you. He’d never say it out loud but he was terrified of losing you, and occasionally touching your shoulders or wrapping his arms around your waist or holding your hand was his own way of reassuring himself that you were there. He sometimes thought you were a dream, but he knew his own mind wasn’t kind enough to itself to invent something like you.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Imagine if Gabe and Adrien never went to New York, for whatever reason. Then, in NY, marinette becomes ladybug to meet the american heroes for reasons, and gabe finds out she's in NY, and decides to try get the ring from CN while LBs not there to help. Anything could happen from there but I just thought itd be kinda funny for Marinette to come back, and paris is leveled from cataclysms/akuma

Well I dont think that would happen.

But this did give me an idea.

(What if Adrien did stay in Paris in the NY Special?)

(Spoilers below)

-Despite Marinette’s very convincing speech on Friendship. Gabriel decided it might not be smart to bring his son to the place he plans on causing mayhem in.

- So Adrien has no temptation to force him to leave Paris. Though he is kind of bummed about it, especially because Ladybug is leaving paris as well.

-Adrien decides maybe this is a good thing. This will help him move past his feelings for Ladybug. And while he has no plans on spending time with Lila. He does have Kagami in Paris to hang out with.

-Meanwhile, Marinette decides that maybe it was for the best that Adrien is in Paris while she is in the US. It will give her some space, and time to really help her move on. She will have fun with her friends and totally move on.

-Gabriel makes his move to America, and with some little tricks. Gabriel is able to leave without Adrien noticing a difference.

-Marinette however does find herself feeling down that Adrien couldnt come. But Tikki assures her that things will be fine.

-”Adrien’s in Paris. Chat noir is in Paris taking care of things. You dont need to worry.

-Cue Attack from Techno pirate. And the United heroes saving the day

-Marinette is totally impressed by the heroes and Tikki tells her that this will be a nice little getaway for her.

-Marinette arrives in NYC and Alya and the girls help her out by making sure she has fun. Aeon finds something interesting about her, but is unsure what. Jess doesnt care. She is bored.

-Marinette sneaking to the party bumps into Jess and Aeon. Aeon asks Marinette if something is bothering her. Aeon using her scanners and picking up that this girl is hiding a lot of stress.

-Marinette tries to dismiss it, but Jess now is curious and the two girls wear Marinette down. She confesses that she wanted her friend to come along but she failed to convince his father. Aeon and Jess immediately conclude the girl is into this ‘Friend’. Jess tells her that she should be clear with this friend about how she feels.

-But tells her that she should also enjoy her freedom, this is america afterall.

-So Marinette has fun with her two new friends. Nino and Alya end up with the flying Hotdog and Marinette plays wingwoman for them. Happy for her bff.

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-Meanwhile, Adrien heard from Nino about their Epic save by the United Heroes. He is relieved they are safe, but wishes he could see them.

-His time at home had been standard stuff, His schedule was just as busy. Kagami and him did some fencing, Kagami kicked his butt.

-”I wish I could have gone with you guys, Marinette tried really hard to get me to go. She is such a good friend.”

-”Yep, a Real good friend.” Nino comments.

-”Youre also a good friend.” Adrien immediately tries to tell him.

-”Dude its chill. I think the friendship you and Mari have is different then ours.”

-”What does that mean?”

-”Dont think about it too much my dude”

-Adrien finds himself thinking about it a lot.

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-Back in America, the class is at the museum and things are pretty casual. No romance Plot. But Alya did forget to get a picture of Lafayette’s saber and Alya asks Marinette to get it.

-Technolizer (or whatever the DOC off tech ripoff akuma name was attacks. And Marinette goes Ladybug to fight him. Sparrow and Uncanny Valley hear the action and rush to find THE Ladybug here in America. So the three of them end up fighting.

-Meanwhile, Adrien sees robustus attacking in Paris and transforms. He is confused since Markov is in the states with Max. But he has a city to protect. He will try to contain the damage and then call Ladybug when clean up is necessary.

-Ladybug tells Sparrow and Uncanny valley they may need some help. But Sparrow tells her that the three of them can handle it.

-When a beep on the kitty goes off. Its Chat noir.

-”I think we got a sentimonster in Paris.” Chat noir explains.

- Ladybug asks him to hold it off for a bit while she gets there.

-Ladybug informs them that she has to go back to Paris for a bit and she will be back to help deal with this. But that they really should call the other heroes for help.

-Ladybug gets the Horse miraculous, uses Unify and heads to Paris.

-Ladybug sees Chat noir keeping damage to a minimum. He is happy to see her.

-”Ive been able to slow him down, but there is no akumatized Item. I think we got a sentimonster.

-Ladybug calls Lucky charm to get ready to take Robustus down. But... he poofs.

-Ladybug sees the damage and while confused by everything, remembers she needs to hurry and get back to America.

-”Okay I need to hurry back! Chat noir, try to figure out what the deal with that attack was.”

-Chat noir asks if Ladybug is okay, and if she needs his help.

-”Im fine kitty, just stay vigilant here. Its nothing I cant handle. Im counting on you.”

-She casts miraculous cure and goes to quickly fuel up and head back to America.

-Sparrow and Uncanny valley didnt listen and ended up having more damage done to the museum and Technalizer escaped.

-Ladybug gets back to see the damage. She didnt call a lucky charm for this villain and the damage was already done.

-Majestia and Knightowl were very disappointed in their sidekicks. Ladybug tries to defend them but is told to stay out of it. Ladybug knows this isnt her city and complies sadly. Apologizing.

-Hawkmoth got the eagle miraculous and gives it Techalizer making him Miraculizer or whatever his dumb name was.

-Chat noir investigates but finds no reason behind the attack. He thinks that maybe this was some sort of decoy. Like with what happened with Loveater.

-A international news report catches Adrien/chat noir’s attention. Heroes going nuts. Adrien decides that Paris will be fine for a bit. Hawkmoth is in the US! And Ladybug needs his help!

-Meanwhile back in the states hero riot happens cause Hawkmoth. Ladybug realizes that this was a miraculous and this was Hawkmoth’s Plan!

-”It was a diversion!” Sparrow and Uncanny Valley have to fight along side Ladybug. And the three of them need a plan.

-Ladybug calls her lucky charm. It was the key chain.

-She had no idea how to use it, But with the help of the other two utilize doorman’s powers and manage to get into the Eiffel tower.

- The villain demands Ladybug and Chat noir give him the miraculous. And Ladybug, Uncanny Valley and Sparrow attack Miraculizer. But there is a problem. He is way too tough! They could use someone to help even the odds

-And flies in Astro cat with the snag of the miraculous!

-”Chat noir!” Ladybug was happy to see him.

-Cue a quick hug, and Chat noir telling her its his turn to return the favor. Plus he wanted to see america.

-They beat the akuma and the day is saved.

-Jess still got the eagle miraculous cause plot.

-Eagle becomes her own hero.

-Since There was no identity drama, and they never got insight into Ladybug and Chat noir’s dynamic. Aeon/Uncanny valley never assumed that their identities were a secret from each other. 

-Uncanny valley not effected by the identity hiding effect of the miraculous knows that Marinette and Ladybug are the same person  and Comments. “Is this the ‘Friend’ you were talking about Marinette?” Completely unaware that Adrien and Marinette did not know eachother’s identities.

-”Marinette?”

[grocerystoredean]

Ur buddy dba here!! Ok so my dad and sister rlly love baseball, like theres a local minor league team theyre fans of. I myself did think a home run was where the guy got back to the starting plate (actually its where they hit the ball and it goes over the wall, BUT it has to stay in the lines?? Idk i think this makes it kinda unfair to the left handed players, which there are a lot) so im not really well versed in anything sporty*. But they were going and for once i come along mostly because there was a discount on hotdogs and i fucking love tubed meat. And i noticed a lot of interesting things whilst i was there.

So there were these two guys sitting in front of us and they were pretty quiet in the first inning (each inning has TWO rounds, like each team gets to hit the ball which actually makes a lot more sense cuz its even and whatnot) but then the blue shirt guy gets a couplea drinks in him and he starts yelling at the players? Which i suppose is customary, a lotta ppl were doing it but i still found it quite rude, especially cuz the stuff they were saying was… weird. Like the bad team had the same thrower out for like 5 innings and THE ENTIRE TIME blue shirt guy yells about how tight his pants are. Which, yeah, dude was like. Baseball pants are kinda like leggings and all of these guys are. I dont wanna be vulgar but they all look really nice!! You know what i mean. Baseball pants? They’re nice! Anyway it was kinda like blue shirt guy was catcalling the thrower and im like 90% he was being homophobic somehow but he was also literally staring at another dudes ass the entire time. I think he wouldve punched me if id brought that up tho.

Ofc the mold (hit cw tv show) slowly consuming my mind wasnt exempt from this lovely family bonding experience so i was like. Damn. What if castiel supernatural were here (actually furst i thought about sam winchester a lot because he seems baseball) and then i casually tried to come up with the best stupid meet-cutes that could happen at a baseball game. I despise that the term meet-cute is something in my regular vocabulary but also it gets the point across so whatever. Lets play tumblr game: imagine ur otp. Oh no! I hit you in the face with a baseball and now you are sueing me i hope we dont fall in love :( (;)). / Its .25$ hotdog night but i forgot my quarters :( oh? You have a quarter? Well what do u want in exchange? My hand in marriage?! Ok. (Yes this one has more pornographic implications but SHHHHH. Its too easy dont take the bait) / im the mascot and ur scared of the foam creatures from hell so u drop kick me and apparently im kinda into that. / ooh im a sports announcer except i spend the entire time complimenting u instead of talking about the game. I lost my job can i stay with u plz.

I’ll stop. But fr buying someone .25$ tubed meat actually holds so much love. Mmmm hot dog. If it werent rude to take pictures of random people i think i would have a camera full of old guys who look like stan lee. There are a lot of them. I think old guys kinda go in like a venn diagram of stan lee to like. Another old man. Idk u know what i mean. That doesnt have much to do with the rest of this other than i saw an old man who looked like stan lee. Hm. This is all much less funny than it was in my head, and i feel that my revelations about baseball are most likely common knowledge thats just new and shocking to me (like when the first time i went to camp and was dissapointed to find out we WERENT sworn enemies with the camp across the lake, and therefore no team bonding or canoe racing for the future of the camp or like dance offs would be happening which i knew were unlikely but i at least assumed there would be pranks or something. Then again mine was a camp for disabled kids so i feel like any prank that was played on us could very easily become a hate crime.)

Haha this one isnt as fun as i hope i usually am nor doesit contain any dead animals but i rlly wanted to check in on u and say hi and all that and i thought the overtly sexist middle aged man who yelled at a guy for having a tight ass for like 3 hours would be a good way to do it. How’ve you been? Also. Baseball. Opinions? I think its fun and I enjoy watching it i guess but i think they should hit the ball more often cuz its way more interesting than all the throwing back and forth.

*actually i know about fencing because its the raddest sport. Swords!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!

dba i genuinely do not know where to start in responding to this. you amaze me. you met dean winchester in the flesh. sexist objectifying men looking ass. that man was posessed by the spirit of dean (rip jackles true vessel).

also you know astonishingly little about baseball. maybe my dad loves baseball a too much amount but he knows almost all the players names on basically any team (because being insane about things is genetic. i do blame him for this blog). i think its semi boring but its not the worst sport (football is the worst) and i do watch on occasion.

now for a bit of baseball knowledge. the game actually favors lefty hitters, they're in demand, because more people are right handed and therefore more pitchers are right handed, and it's easier to hit an off handed pitch (left with right or right with left) than a same handed pitch. so if the other team doesnt have a left handed pitcher to switch in (which is very possible), the hitter could have a better chance of getting a solid hit. the foul lines on either side are pretty even, so it really doesn't harm lefties or righties. so yeah. lefties for the win!

[overtrolled-liveblog]

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-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] -- GA: You Command The Seer GA: So You May Have Some Insight Into Her Disposition TG: who GA: The One Who Is A Little Snooty TG: oh yeah sure TG: i command her alright i am like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews GA: Thats An Exotic Title GA: I Thought You Were The Knight TG: wrong what do you want GA: Have You Found Her Demeanor To Be Chilly GA: On A Basis Of Personal Interaction That Hypothetically Extends Beyond The Context Of A Short Lived And Lackluster Trolling Effort TG: what the hell GA: I Thought Your Familiarity With Her May Allow You To Furnish Me Insight GA: She And You Are Familiar Isnt That Right GA: She Perhaps Even Regards You With Uh GA: Endearment TG: you have no idea dude she is so in my grill TG: like a stray hotdog that rolled down there TG: and now its too much trouble to fish out with the tongs TG: so you just watch it like crack and turn black GA: Um Is This GA: A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship GA: Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong TG: man wait TG: whats this about TG: you have a thing for her dont you TG: dont deny it bro its obvious GA: Am I Being Accused Of Falling Prey To The Human Dysfunction Of Amorous Inclination TG: hahahaha so terrible TG: what a transparent dodge TG: all hiding behind your alien shit TG: just admit it TG: you want me to help you win her over GA: I Just Would Like To Gather GA: Some Means Of Gauging Her Sincerity TG: ok well its easy TG: for everything she says take her to mean just the opposite TG: see not everybody always means literally what they say the way john and jade always do GA: Maddening GA: How Do Humans Forge Meaningful Relationships Using Such Communication Patterns GA: Perhaps It Is The Human Riddle That Is Truly The Ultimate Riddle TG: oh my flipping christ TG: ok if you want rose to dig you you got to leave that crap in the shitty scifi novels where it belongs GA: It Was Not A Sincere Remark GA: I Have Been Practicing GA: Your Human Sarcasm TG: oh ok TG: that was pretty good TG: maybe even too deadpan but its a start keep at it GA: Very Well GA: I Am Beginning To Feel As Though I Am The Only One Working On Our Friendship TG: hahaha yes youre on a roll GA: That Was Sincerity TG: oh TG: alright look TG: if you want to keep her attention you got to pull out all the stops TG: reverse psychology mind games all sorts of machiavellian bullshit TG: i mean unless youre really smooth and inherently likeable like me which youre not GA: Then GA: Keep Saying The Opposite Things TG: thats kind of the obtuse alien way of getting it but yeah TG: be like TG: an antagonism ninja TG: like her TG: i dont know you sort of remind me of her anyway so maybe thats a good thing TG: it could be a horrible thing though GA: It Sounds Like GA: You Are Advising Me To Troll Her Again GA: Which I Have Tried GA: It Proved To Be A Fruitless Endeavor TG: yeah i guess i am TG: i guess im saying be a less shitty troll GA: Okay GA: I Believe I Understand How To Proceed TG: good luck bro

Pulling from my earlier point about Terezi, it is notable that Dave refers to Kanaya as “Bro” here, and that Dave probably assumes that GA has a heterosexual interest in Rose. I wonder if this explains the insincerity that Dave seems to display here. He doesn’t really believe that being insincere constantly is the way to get her attention, since we know that John is very sincere and they are close friends. But maybe it reflects a genuine belief that he needs to be insincere to keep Rose’s attention, and maybe that means Dave wants romantic attention from Rose? It isn’t so far fetched; at this point they do not know that they are siblings, and even if Dave were wholly uninterested in women (a highly debatable proposition, even when he comes out later in the story), you can still want sexual attention from people without actually wanting to have sex with them. But again, why would Dave give GA, to him a random troll, advice on picking up Rose?

[earphonekiyouka]

Queen dating a Filipina HC

A/n: i wanted to bring my own culture in here so i guess?

Freddie Mercury

-amazed at the taste of your cooking

-"how do you say i love you in your language?"

-"mahal kita"

-"m-mahawl keta?"

-shocked at how intimidated other people are

-but he knows that you are a sweet person and very hospitable to others

-but with mean people talking shit about You and Freddie?

-oh boi

-"Love are you ok?"

-"Parang gago putangina-"

-not understanding what it means but he just assumes its a swear word

-Freddie tries to learn filipino

-the other boys also fascinated with your culture

-BEING AN INCREDIBLE DUO WHEN IT COMES TO SINGING

Brian May

-you guys met at a bar you were still getting used to your new place

-"Im guessing youre new around here?

-you and Brian talked about similar interest and where youre from

-"Philippines? Sounds like a nice country"

-Making Brian wear your national costume

-"Its uhhh a bit itchy"

-Him being in shock when he sees you in a baro't saya

-Accidentally responding to him in Filipino

-"Hey babe what do you want for dinner?"

-"Kahit ano"

-Its just like ??? Tf is that?

-You sometimes help him makes songs

-You meet the other boys when Brian brought you to the studio

-"Nice to meet you!"

-Getting Brian to teach you how to play his guitar

-very fast learner

-"It took me days to master that how the-"

-Loves how soft your hair is

-teaching him how to be respectull to your parents

Roger Taylor

-met you at a concert

-he was intruiged by your hard to get nature

-once he finally got to talk to you he invited you to a date and that was a start of the spark between you

-loves hugging you from behind

-YOU MAKE HIM AND THE OTHER BOYS SO MUCH FILIPINO SWEETS

-"I think i had too much 'hawlo-hawlo'"

-speaking in Filipino a lot specially to family

-even on phone

"Hello?ma?Kamusta na kayo ni Tay diyan?"

-"Was that your mom?"

-will not say but loves being a small spoon

-"you know you're taller than me right"

-will defend you when someone makes a racist slur

John Deacon

-met at college

-a heaven sent for John

-He tried to learn about your culture so you and him could have something to talk about

-"Hey uhhh i tried to make you food but i.... think i messed up"

-brags to the guys at how beautifull and a good cook you are

-even to other girls

-"Hey handsome wanna hang out at my place?"

-"Umm excuse me? I have a girlfriend"

-he wants you to teach him slangs but you know it will get annoying because he WILL repeat it

-"You guys say Hawkdog instead of Hotdog?"

-cuddles will always be the best

-attempts to write a song in Filipino

-fails

-"my language is more difficult thank you think,dear"

[mistaballs]

taggy game

Rules ~ after answering these questions, write your own set to ask mutuals or anyone that wants to do this~

i was tagged by @squirrel-eliza (ilyyyy)

1. What world would you want to live in?

like a alternate universe?? like harry potter or something?? cos yeah id pick harry potter tbh

2. Do you think Pluto should be a planet? 

yeth

3. Favorite memory?

well uh so far its when a teacher at school (who didnt have me for classes or know im trans) adressed me and my friend as gentlmen- i almost cried

4. Who or what are you most thankful for?

all my mutuals cos yall put up with my bullshit

5. What’s your favorite holiday and why?

HALLOWEEN COS SPOOPY

7. What’s something or someone that always makes you smile or laugh?

johnny/kihyun

8. Goals for the future?

get into the college i want to go to would be ideal

9. What’s something you wish you could do or say but are afraid of doing/saying ?

hhhhhh probably like actually come out at school

10. List 5-7 items that you could live without and why?

could live w/o ?? all the weird ass dreams i have, the things my grandma puts in my room that are so ugly and i hate them, a homophobic family, all the weird ass porcelian dolls i have, and tv

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my questions~

1. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

2. What is the sexiest and least sexy name? (dont question it xjhsjsh)

3. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

4. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

5. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

6. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

7. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

8. In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

9.  What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?

10.  Is a hotdog a sandwich?

tagging: @spooky-shaniac @youlooklikeabrian @fluffylix and @shownu-bf (hhh you guys dont have to do it !!)

[pbandjesse]

Im in the car with James ans Sweetp on our way to my parent's house. Its been a very good but very long day and I am tired. But still excited. 

I slept really well last night. And i woke up feeling good, if not a bit stressed still. I wasnt sure if i would have time to come home before my shift. So I packed my dress that I was going to wear and wore my uniform close to Taney.

Work was fine. I got there and told them that I just had to leave at 1 so I don't really care where it was. So I was put on Taney because it would be the easiest to replace me up. We cleaned and opened. And it was a nice morning. The new kids Sam was kind of wondering around. He wasn't on the schedule with us so we were all like what are you doing. And then just at like 9:30 comes in and asks if anyone knows if anyone would be a constellation yet. And we were like. What. Apparently he was supposed to be there at 9 a.m. got there no one was there so he left. What. We have no idea what the plan was. So we all want rushed out the door. Very strange.

My morning on Taney was fine. It was very very Breezy. I had a sweater but I was still very cold. Eventually I moved my chair into the sun just to get some heat. And I work on my embroidery. Which kept trying to fall into the harbor because of the wind. But it was a nice morning. I talked to Nick and Jordan and had a couple customers. I finally actually took the written version of the command starring cast. Whichever was shocked that I hadn't taken. I told Brian I had taken it and he insisted on me doing the firing anyway. So I don't know what happened there. I miss communication maybe. But soon enough it was time to go.

I had to take the bus to school. I biked over to the stop and lock my bike up there. The bus came fairly fast and it was a nice write-up. I almost missed my stop because I couldn't reach the request stop button and the old lady next to me was not very quick to move. And then the bus driver got mad at me because I just yelled can I have to stop please. Whatever. It was very silly. I got my stop and the school was right there. Just one or two blocks down. It was a beautiful building. Very nice and new. The kids are all very cute. I made a couple little friends already. I was a little bit early but Tiffany came. And I got to meet Fitsum, the other teacher that was fired. I might be working with him and I hope I am because he's really cool. He is from Ethiopia. And he's been in Baltimore almost 3 years now. He's a painter. And has a master's degree in curatorial studies. Very cool guy.

Besides paperwork and getting to know each other. We did a whole tour of the building. And its a super cool place. Tiffany introduced us to everyone. And I'm just really pleased. 

And! It turns out Fitsum lives near me and offered me a ride home. Awesome guy. 

We talked alot about jobs and plans and I think we will be friends because I enjoy him a lot. Im also excited to see his art.

Once he dropped me off I changed ans switched purses and headed out almost right away. My belly hurt a lot but i wanted to get my bike so it would be safe for the weekend. 

I stopped at 711 and got pizza. That helped. And I got to my bike soon enough. Biking hurt but I dealt with it. And got home. 

I made sure i had everything i wanted to bring with me and had a hotdog ans watched a video. I checked the mail and my new furbies came!! They are smaller then i had assumed. About the same size as my 1998 one but im in love. I can't wait to turn them on. They are so soft and have long tails. The orange one is named Alani and the other is Black bean. I think they are great. 

 And then James was there to get me. 

I had to wrestle Sweetp a little but he got in the carrier and we were off. 

Except we had to stop at James's apartment because he left his hat and also locked his keys in there. Amazing. 

He climbed his fire escape and got in through the window and we were actually on the road. 

We passed by my old job at ers and that was funny. And we sung songs and the sun went down and it's been a really nice day. 

Im excited to see my family. I really think this is going to be a really good weekend. 

Be safe everyone. Sleep good! 

[you-tell-me-man]

Stuff my friends have said:

-“Has homeslice come back yet? I need to pee.” :: “Mr.K, may I go weewee?”

-“my bum is vibrating.”

-“I wear my granddad’s clothes..*the rest of the Thrift Shop song in a southern accent*”

-“i’m in a lot of pain and i’m covered in cheese.”

-“my left toe nail told me to go right, and i listENED TO IT.”

-“You look like a f**king toblerone Bar”

-“you haven’t lived until you’ve tried baby wipes.”

-“they’re exchanging juices”

-“don’t choke me, Daddy. i’m not into that”

-“My name is Jordan and I was disowned because I stole Uno Cards.”

-“it’s not business, it’s a nation.”

-“it looks like u just jabbed his dick”

-“you’ve been single as a pringle longer than pringles have been around.”

-“you better or i’m stabbing you with a fish.”

-“my dentist fucked my mouth up”. “wAIT WHAT”

-*insert thing that didn’t happen* “and i may be stretching a little, but i asSume it didn’t happen because you biTch the fUck out”

-*teacher in the room, no cursing* “What the hEck is up kyle? step the heCk up.”

-“he looks like a condom head”

-“it’s just guys supporting guys in a no homo way.”. “do you mean a ‘friendship?”

-“i don’t speak gay, but i can understand it pretty well. Continue..”

-“i don’t wear fake shoes, who do you think i am?? a peasant??”

-“he’s flexing on something everyone should know how to do. good job on not being a fuckinh dumbass”.

-“just tape it together and stop being a pussy.”

-*sticks pinky out while drinking from a milk carton* “peasants”

-“not to be rude or anything, but you’re an actual disappointment.”

-"Water brothel, its a water park that's also a brothel"

-“i told you, it’s not a f***king cum stain”

-“is this what a threesome looks like?”

-“you tell a girl to flip during sex,,she yells ‘you want panCakes??”

-“u could fit an apple charger up your dick”

-“did u crucify that banana??”

-“oh i forgot, i’m kinda a fuckinh idiot”

-*talking about lip balm* “it smacks fuckinh

hard”

-“im gonna beat the fucking pussy out of you.”

-“can y’all stop f**king on the table plz”

-“is that a viagra ad on the school TV???”

-“do i turn left or right here?”. “straight”. “i can’t i’m gay.”

-“the only furry i support is that yellow dude from curious george.”

-*pulls out an oreo from the bag but with only one cookie* “guys look it’s a virgin.”

-“do you think if i pass out long enough, i’ll get a free high school diploma?”. “you mean a coma???”

-“do you wanna play DnD?”. “is that a threat?”

-“if i fail two semesters, then i technically pass. it’s that PEMDAS shit right? idk i failed math.”

-“hit or miss,,,where’s my fork i need it wait”. “hUh”

-“i wanna stick my hole into that dick...wait fUck that’s not what i meant.”

-“i swear to god you could suck a hotdog through that straw.”

-“what’s a place like you doing in a girl like this?”

-*points finger guns at person* “gimme your fucking tonsils punk. haND EM OVER”

TBD.

[triedandthoughts]

WHAT IS IT: K-dog or Korean Dog

THOUGHTS: So it's not only Kpop that took over the globe but also the Kdog lol (tried too hard 😅) if you're not familiar with it basically its just hotdog with mozzarella cheese coated in batter then potatoes then fried. These might not be the authentic ones that they sell in SoKor but these were such a dissapointment. Im assuming the ones in Korea are a 100x better than this one. Jeez. No cheese pull, the batter was still raw and the hotdog wasn't even cooked! They only cooked the outside lol but I still finished it because if would be a waste of food and money.

[irregodless]

its only like a dollar but heres a review anyway if youre not sure if you want it

so lets review. 38 trolls in total, counting the trolls who come in twos. assuming these trolls are released as individuals for their friendsims, that makes a total of 38 trolls. which makes 19 sims at MOST, otherwise, 18, so either way a full experience for roughly 20 dollars

thoughts:

the art is not bad. ardata’s was better than diemen’s frankly. diemen had a lot of squiggly imperfect lines. most of the backgrounds seem like subgrub caps from the game, but some seem to be unique.

im not good with music so i cant tell how much of it is original and what comes from hiveswap, honestly i couldnt even tell just by memory if the two even had different music. but it wasnt bad.

the writing isnt bad either. it’s very andrew hussie. and where hiveswap felt in its first act like it was going to be very soft and easy, friendsim has that good old dark alternian culture going on. there was one major typo near the beginning and they forgot to highlight one of diemen’s hotdog synonyms like they did for all the others. i know a lot of work goes into making these (music, art, writing, coding, etc) but when the main deal of the work is that its a written and read experience and there are typos (granted only the 2 i noticed) its really disappointing. but not enough to ruin any hope for it

related to that each troll (or should i say both for now) has 3 routes, as expected. there is a “good” end, a “bad” end and an instant loss. the instant loss, for these two, occurs literally within the first interaction and ends, literally, with the character saying “never speak to me again” and leaving. for ardata, her bad end and instant loss were the EXACT SAME with the exact same end screen and name. diemen had three individual endings, even though one of them was just him saying “never speak to me again.” the ending screens are kinda poorly drawn like jailbreak era art, but isnt MEANT to be spectacular. i think considering the entire focus of the game was story and art the sprites could have been higher quality, but i wont harp on it too much

there are not many options. in fact, theres only roughly four. the first which determines whether or not youll fail immediately or progress, and then two decisions that determine if you go to the good or bad route. (ardata had a fifth option but it was only one single option you HAD to choose and might as well have not been an option anyway.)

gameplay for me, lasted roughly an hour, maybe about ten-fifteen minutes under. worldbuilding was not enormous, and theyre still kind of banking on non-homestucks playing it by lightly explaining the hemospectrum and lusii (though to be fair, our character isnt a troll so its fair pc wouldnt know these things immediately. its my hope that depending on framing for future installments that these obligatory pleasantries, but considering theyve made it in a way where you can only buy the ones you WANT to play, i doubt it will play out as a linear story and itll be the same scenario but with different options. i kind of hope once theyre all released theyll condense it into a singular set of options or something i guess

a dollar per hour of gameplay really isnt that promising, but its possible future trolls will have more complex stories which involve either more routes, options, or story.

so, under the assumption the soleils and folkyl and kuprum are their own characters, we have 38 trolls. 19 possible games. 3 routes per troll (including an immediate failure). summing at 114 total routes for 18.81 dollars (might as well say 20)

its........ fun. i guess. i like learning about the new trolls. and its certainly cheap. but if you really just cant pay a collective 20 dollars +about 10 or 15 for individual hiveswap games, id recommend just checking out a lets play of it

if nobody does one id even consider doing one myself for people who are curious or dont want to spend their money on it if there was a demand for such a thing

overall grade: A Repetitively “Not Bad” Experience (That Will Hopefully Get Better With Consecutive Releases).

EDIT: i forgot to put this in but also diemens route is really creepy and like. pedophilic. dealing with trolls is kind of hard in this respect but knowing everyone on the planet is a kid and theres like awkward moments between pc and him just makes it........... erh. maybe im too old, maybe its aimed for people 17 and under. maybe diemens just especially pushy as a person since ardata wasnt quite like that. i dont know. i just didnt like it. it was uncomfortable.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

ML AU: In Another Life: NY Special

(So a few things to note, Since this takes place after the events of this version of the season 3 Finale, there are a few key differences. Fu still being guardian is one of them)

-Gabriel finds himself on the back foot, without a fixed peacock miraculous, he needs something to boost his advantage over the teens. And at the rate Nathalie has been going, he might lose her as well.

-While desperately searching the book, he caught notice of the eagle miraculous, it looked very familiar. (He comes up with his plan to go to New York to get that miraculous), well thats how he realizes his plan that is in canon. But this version is clearly more desperate. He needs to know what it can do and how to use it.

-Marinette’s class kicks but with their sock puppet show and pretty much the set up for how the class is going to America is the same. Including Miss Bustier’s reason for not going.

-Adrien is bummed because there is no way he would be able to go on the trip, not with how strict his father is. Lila tries to cheer him up, saying she couldnt go either (cause in canon reason is the same)

-Marinette states that she will try talking to Adrien’s father, she seems to have a slightly higher opinion of her, its worth a shot. “Afterall, your our sock washington.” She says with a flirty smile.

-Adrien has heart eyes over his cute girlfriend.

-Marinette and company go ready to convince Gabriel to let adrien go.

-Marinette gives a convoluted speech similar to canon, but minus the extra bits of friendship.

-Gabriel complies, saying that she convinced him.

-Marinette is over the moon and immediately texts her boyfriend who is at fencing practice the good news

-Adrien gets his butt kicked by kagami just like in canon.

-Kagami tries cheering him up by saying they could use this time to practice and she can help beat the sad out of him if he wants.

-He checks his phone and is excited. He can go on the trip!

-He tells Kagami the good news, she congratulates him. But comments she will be bored without him here to fence.

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-Marinette Calls Fu  and tells him about her trip to New york, and that her whole class is going.

-”Your entire class?”

-”Yes, even Adrien. Can you believe it? His father never lets him go.” She is over the moon.

-Fu notes to remember that.

-”Well dont worry about Paris. If anything happens, I will be sure to alert you and Chat noir. You will have the horse miraculous on your person.”

-”I am sure Chat noir will be able to handle things here. I will let him know I am leaving. You could use a break.”

-Fu remembers that Ladybug doesnt know that Adrien, her boyfriend, is actually Chat noir.

-”I will tell Chat noir about the departure. You enjoy your trip.”

-”Alright, if you are sure.”

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-Fu decides to meet with chat noir.

-Fu contacts Adrien to meet him at a rooftop.

-”Ladybug wont be in paris?” Chat noir was shocked. (He was so happy to be leaving for the US with his friends and Girlfriend, he actually forgot that Ladybug is marinette and that means she wont be in Paris. And that HE wont be in paris.”

-”Right, and I have a feeling you wont be in Paris either. Your class is having a trip.”

-Adrien doesnt bother asking how he knows that. He assumes Marinette told him.

-”Wait, If Ladybug or I are not in paris...”

-”Dont worry, i will alert you both should anything happen. Ladybug has the horse miraculous on her. If she is close by, she can give you a ride, if not. Your astro form should be able to fly you back to Paris fast enough to get there.”

-Chat noir nods. He cant say he knows she will be close by. But he does know.

-Ladybug doesnt contact Chat noir about the trip, because there is no need to burden him over it.

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-Marinette isnt late, because Adrien had G come pick her up with him.

- So they have some cute handholding as Marinette excitedly talks about going to new york.

-Once they get on the Plane, Marinette and Adrien sit next to each other. So we get Startrain 2.0. With them sleeping on the other, and being cute. No musical plane tickets.

-Alya and Nino are happy for the two of them, commenting that they are still so innocent. But they have no plans on pushing them

-Marinette and Adrien both end up needing to get up and they catch the sunset together. Cue cute almost kiss. But then Techno pirate ruins it.

-The United heroes step in to handle things just like in canon. Marinette and Adrien both internally relieved that they can relax and let other heroes handle things.

-The two enjoy a nice flight to the states

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-Fu may have called Marianne to help him keep an eye out in the city. She was happy to have an excuse to see fu. It was like a date for them.

-Meanwhile, Marinette and class arrive at the hotel. Aeon comments that Adrien and Marinette are perfect for eachother. Jess doesnt care.

-Chloé isnt depressed as she was in canon, so she isnt dismissive of Sabrina having fun with an american boy. In fact, she decides that she would be more positive. Trying to be the heroine ladybug said she could be. Though... being nice is hard. Alix comments that she looks constipated

-Sabrina is so happy that Chloé is supportive of her. It was a surprise change.

-Chloé was still not thrilled about rooming with Alya and Marinette. But says its fine. Alya is kind of creeped out by Chloé's more ‘Friendly’ attitude. Marinette says that they should still encourage it.

-The class sneaks out to go to the roof party. Marinette and Adrien end up in Aeon and Jess room.

-”Im marinette and this is Adrien.” “Im her boyfriend”

-Aeon is VERY happy to hear that. Jess is indifferent, but helps them both get to the roof.

-The class has fun and Hotdog dan arrives with his magical dogs of hotness.

-Marinette and Adrien have no trouble sharing the hot dog. Alya still a pro wing woman, totally gets Jess to play the song.

-Marinette is 100% down with dancing. Commenting that she remembers that dance.

-Adrien thanking Marinette for convincing his dad, and that she is so amazing. She is practically melting.

-”You’re the perfect girlfriend.”

-Marinette happy giggling and telling him he is such a cute dork.

-Yes there is a kiss under the moonlight. 

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-Next day, the class is at the museum. Aeon knows Jess ships it too, cause she admits they are adorable. There is no need for an elaborate plan, so they dont have the class do the thing.

-Gabriel sets his plan into motion.

-Fu see’s robustus and texts Marinette. Allowing her to move. Adrien notices her sudden rush and figures there is trouble.

-Ladybug transforms in private and uses unify with the horse miraculous to make a portal to paris. Chat noir calls out to her. Which surprises her.

-”Wait, why are you in new york?”

-”Its cool, I cleared it with Fu before I left.”

-Ladybug sorta does the same thing she did in startrain and just rolls with it, just commenting how lucky he is that they were both near eachother, and that if he is leaving paris, he should tell her. Chat noir agrees.

-They get to Paris and start fighting Robustus, who they realize shouldnt be here, because Markov is in New york.

-Meanwhile, Technolizer, takes the sword and Sparrow and Uncanny Valley hear the commotion. They dont see Ladybug and Chat noir being independent, so they dont try to strike out on their own, they do the responsible thing and call for back up, Then try to fight him.

-Ladybug and Chat noir are in Paris fighting Robustus, and trying to find his weakness. But after a bit, Robustus just vanishes. Confusing the two. ladybug uses her Lucky charm to fix the damage, and then they get a portal to head back. Ladybug and Chat noir head back.  Ladybug is mad suspicious over the sudden monster that seemed like all for nothing.

-Ladybug and Chat noir arrive to see the damage to the museum. Hawkmoth had successfully snatched the Eagle necklace thanks to the distraction from Technolizer. He is able to help the villain escape from the heroes, who were having a tougher time with the beefed up villain (until Majestia got more serious)

-Ladybug telling chat noir that if there is trouble to contact her, and she would do the same. Something is up with Hawkmoth.

-Hawkmoth has the eagle miraculous. He finds out the power of the miraculous is to liberate people. Which doesnt sound as useful to hawkmoth as he would like, but he gets a plan. He reakumatizes Techno Pirate.

-The events left New york damaged, but the heroes were not angry at ladybug and Chat noir since they have NO idea why Techno pirate got an upgrade.

-Marinette and Adrien went to catch up with the class. Where a car arrives for Adrien. Commenting that he clearly made a mistake letting him come.

-Marinette didnt stand by and say nothing (since she wasnt depressed or downtroden) she told Gabriel that she should let him stay. That the heroes would protect him, and that she would be by his side.

-Adrien also sided with Marinette. Gabriel was shocked, and angry that his son would Dare disobey him (which stirs the seeds on why he would use Marinette as a tool for an akuma at a later time). Gabriel gives one more stern command but Adrien is determined to stay. (plus he wasnt bummed about everything either so that helped his confidence)

-Jess and Aeon wanted to go with the heroes to help find technolizer but Civillian Majestia and Knightowl said that they needed them to stay here to protect the tourists. Which made them want to prove themselves.

-Cue the Hawkmoth’s plan using The akuma techno pirate with the eagle miraculous.

-Jess and Aeon notice that things are going wrong. Marinette and Adrien both realize it as well and sneak out to go help.

-Aeon realizes that Chat noir and Ladybug are Adrien and Marinette (because she is tech and is immune to that glamor effect. And is of course is even MORE stoked on them. The four of them meet up and work on the plan thats the same as in canon, (using the door hero’s power)

-The fight pretty much goes the same way as in canon, and Hawkmoth is actually pissed off instead of happy that there are more miraculous. Nathalie is now worse off then before. He is now even More desperate since his plan failed.

-Majestia and Knightowl are proud of their side kicks and Jess/eagle gets to be a hero in her own right. Proving her worth. Uncanny valley is her partner.

-Uncanny valley tells them she knows who they are and that she will clear the memories so that no one will know. Jess gets the eagle miraculous. (Marinette tells Fu about this, Fu says its fine. It isnt from his miraculous box, not his jurisdiction.)

-Marinette and Adrien enjoy the rest of the trip with the class. Marinette commenting to adrien how amazing all these heroes are.

-”I think you are much more amazing Marinette.”

-Cue adrinette cuteness

-Gabriel goes back to america, angry and now so much more desperate then before