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han . he/they dyke . 22 . sort of all over the place these days
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Detroit zoo: Bear cubs Jebbie grizzly bear and Laerke polar bear playing
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what is college going to teach you that you can’t learn from destiel fanfiction
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[Trying to flirt with an older woman but she's like, 28] haha it's so crazy that when you were graduating high school I was also in high school but like not graduating
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I'm pregnant. and it's You
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A pair of polar bears (Ursus maritimus) in Manitoba, Canada.
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1. After The Pale, The World Again 2. All Distances Are Insurmountable 3. Here We Go Mother On The Shipless Ocean 4. After The World, The Pale
Mia Novakova, Porch Collapse
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the clouds become even more beautiful through small button eyes
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crazy how janelle monae is the best performer of our generation and everyone else just has to live with it
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The way I just saw a clown saying that a Fuji 🍎 is better than a Cosmic Crisp….i am throwing a two day old red delicious at your head 🫵
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tonight for dinner it's poison stew
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i dont mind necessarily if were sharing the ketchup. but man at some point u gotta gave back SOMETHING. what do u mean u finished the ketchup and the mayo and the pickles and the peanut butter and the spam and the orange juice and you havent bought a single grocery for the house <-this is about a roommate
I really respect the self awareness at the end of this ask. It demonstrates a level of sanity and restraint that I’m sure serves you well in your roommate situations. You could probably kill that guy.
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