#torch chatter

[torchiiko]

new hc that the pride month gay randy posts are a recurring nightmare randy has every june. every may 31st he goes to bed terrified & wakes up in a cold sweat on june 1st with the dream already fading from his mind but his body still reacting as if in mortal danger

[torchiiko]

i love reading stories & hcs where habit is haunted by guilt over what hes done meanwhile on his twitter hes saying things like "im not in jail bc im handsome & i said sorry"

[torchiiko]

RANDY MERCH IS HERE

YAAYY YAYYAY !!!! i also got the steam card set but i was too lazy to take a pic.. its Very awesome tho highly recommend :D

[torchiiko]

the worst kind of dragon is one where the colors never work all at the same time. prim & tert can match with the right genes, but not the sec. other genes make the prim & sec match, but now the tert looks out of place. id actually kill for a single color scatterscroll but a lot of players are against the idea :/

[torchiiko]

did i ever mention one of my smle fo r me hcs is that habit has a. habit. of smiling too wide. he tries not to bc ppl have told him how creepy he looks but sometimes he cant help it,, he occasionally does it intentionally to freak ppl out But if hes in a real good mood he does that real wide smile & you can tell its genuine :)

this comes with the bonus hc that he gets anxious having pictures taken bc never kmows the appropriate Smile Level (& also hes still a lil embarrassed abt his missing teeth so Most of the time he never shows them)

[torchiiko]

MORE MERCH‼️

@littlesliceofimmortality HI MY STUFF IS HERE ITS ALL VERY COOL THANK YOU!!!! I LOVE THE LITTLE EXTRAS X3

guys did u know theyre having a sale until valentines btw its True they can even put Your Blorbos on a button❗LOOK even IM on one!!!!

[torchiiko]

hey mouthwashing fans, in case you didnt know theres a promo for the game in the form of a dlc for how fish is made that includes (allegedly) canon curly dialogue! its called "the last one and then another", manlybadasshero played it if you wanna check it out 👍

heavily paraphrasing here, curly mentions how peoples pasts define them but that they arent bound to them, which i think implies he actually had hope for jimmy turning his life around despite the trouble hed gotten into on earth

i also think he deeply regrets bringing jimmy onboard as curly mentions he was only there bc of him, that hed told him it was easy money just as curly himself had been told so long ago. its a very interesting look into curlys character post-crash, as ppl are theorizing that this promo is essentially curly left alone with his thoughts as all he can do now is reflect

ofc i only watched it once so theres probably a lot im not picking up on, so if anyone wants to make a proper analysis thatd be very cool

[torchiiko]

i have inappropriate things to say abt fictional men

[torchiiko]

u ever have a fav character & your feelings for them are so instense that whemever you see them you feel like youre undergoing a werewolf-esque transformation

[torchiiko]

dialtown merch idea: god lenticular pin with the different emotions/screens. dogman hire me

[torchiiko]

is it just me or is it Weird that ppl will see someone being gnc or doing smth atypical for their gender & immediately jump to assuming theyll be trans & misgendering them by using their "future pronouns"

eg a guy talking abt how much he likes wearing feminine clothes & the comments being stuff like "give her time, shell figure it out <3" like ok. sure they Could transition later on but for now youre just misgendering them for no reason. not everyone is an egg & sometimes you do more harm than good by assuming they are

[torchiiko]

thinking abt randys scene in the narrator route again. theres a lot to examine there but What did he mean abt attempting surgery for $3. was he joking? was he Serious??? i am so fascinated by the idea randy is essentially willing to kill someone via botched surgery for only 3 bucks & im equally fascinated by the idea he could just be joking or even that hed just take the money & run when they were unconscious

[torchiiko]

avery would have so much drip if he wasnt in the psychic uniform. i want to believe this. the only reason he looks silly is bc hes trying to blend aesthetics that Do Not Match

in my heart he grimaced at the uniforms design & tried to make it better with Elegant accessories & maybe he thinks it worked but i promise if you let him pick his own outfit he would be so fancy

[torchiiko]

was on the phone with my dad, he misspoke & said "ill never stop hating you guys" & he did Not notice it was so funny

[torchiiko]

good morning everyone. had a dream my spamton plush was sentient & we kissed. was NOT expecting such a dream to occur but it was pretty awesome

[torchiiko]

i would kiss the HECK outta a puppet ngl